WEBVTT - The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: How to Build a Haven, Part 1: The Siege

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, everyone, it's James. I just wanted to explain why

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<v Speaker 1>you're only going to hear my voice in the first episode,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're going to hear Garrison in the other episodes

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<v Speaker 1>as well. And that's because I went into Natius Unicorn

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<v Speaker 1>Ranch twice, once during the period that we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>call the siege, and once again in the summer. And

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<v Speaker 1>so the part that only I experienced only I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about. We felt that was the most honest

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<v Speaker 1>way to do it. I hope you enjoy it. I

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<v Speaker 1>have worked on this for a very long time. Hard

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<v Speaker 1>scrabbled pass in southern Colorado in the winter. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>where you'd expect to start a story that's fundamentally about

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<v Speaker 1>the Internet, but it's where a four wheel slid a

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<v Speaker 1>rental car in the spring of If you remember, back then,

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<v Speaker 1>Biden had just been inaugurated, some chads had stormed the capitol,

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<v Speaker 1>and vaccines were gradually being administered across the country. Less remarkably,

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<v Speaker 1>frontier rail lines are taken forever to find my damn bag,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to get there before dark about

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<v Speaker 1>a week before it's in a tweet, I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>this is a Nature's Unicorn Ranch because I grew up

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<v Speaker 1>as a farm who didn't really slide quite as easily

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<v Speaker 1>as others did into the supermatcho stuff, and I certainly

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<v Speaker 1>didn't slide anywhere near conservative politics. What the ranches were

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<v Speaker 1>doing building a queer haven and anarchistyle pack of farming

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<v Speaker 1>co op inspired me. I've been missing country life a

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<v Speaker 1>lot during the pandemic, and they wanted to get out

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<v Speaker 1>onto the ranch. But that wasn't really why I was

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<v Speaker 1>driving an appropriate, rittle car through a white out. I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing that because I've seen this tweet, and that

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<v Speaker 1>tweet said there ranches under attack and they needed help.

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<v Speaker 1>The tenacious Unicorn Ranches under attack by local biggots and militia.

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<v Speaker 1>They have threatened violence publicly to us and those that

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<v Speaker 1>help or associate with us. They have encroached on our property,

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<v Speaker 1>armed at night, with the intent to harm those of

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<v Speaker 1>us that live here. We need help. That's where the

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<v Speaker 1>story starts for me. It's where the story starts for

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<v Speaker 1>a few characters you're going to hear this week, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not where the story really starts. It starts with

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<v Speaker 1>Penelope log we'll call Penny, working at a big box

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<v Speaker 1>store dealing with increasing transphobia both online and in person

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<v Speaker 1>in the early Trump era. Penny's a veteran and a

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<v Speaker 1>country girl, and she was looking to get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the city along with her partner's Canton Gin. She decided

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<v Speaker 1>to rent some land and set up Founding Rescued Our Packers.

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<v Speaker 1>So we started in Livermore, Colorado, which is on the

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<v Speaker 1>whole entire other side of the state. UM, And it

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<v Speaker 1>really was a reaction to what was happening to the

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<v Speaker 1>queer community, UM, not only locally, but kind of what

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<v Speaker 1>we were seeing nationally. Went about two years into the

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<v Speaker 1>Trump presidency where things were just getting really bleak and

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<v Speaker 1>dire for the majority of people that we hung out with. UM.

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<v Speaker 1>We we were originally going to try to like just

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<v Speaker 1>make a make a bus that was roadworthy and we

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<v Speaker 1>could live in and just kind of be nomadic, but

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<v Speaker 1>we couldn't really on board and help other people that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that was really just like it would have been

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<v Speaker 1>hard to have the cats we had. Yeah, we also

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<v Speaker 1>like even at that point we had like four cats,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was two three cats whatever at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>but still too many umbo young dogs and whatever. So

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<v Speaker 1>so we uh so I had always wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>a homestead, and I grew up farming and ranching, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was very natural for me. Um, And so we

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<v Speaker 1>found a ramp that we could rent and livermore Um

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<v Speaker 1>and knee cat and gen Um just uh kind of

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<v Speaker 1>set out to start somewhere. So that was a haven

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<v Speaker 1>for queer people, um, but also a home for us.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It turned out the United States didn't something

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<v Speaker 1>given alt pack of crisis. The animals were once extremely fashionable,

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<v Speaker 1>and herds popped up over the West in the nineteen eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that generation about pacer ranches are aging out of

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<v Speaker 1>the hard physical labor that makes about every day on

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<v Speaker 1>a ranch, and there are packers are often left to

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<v Speaker 1>their own devices. The unicorns, as the people in the

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<v Speaker 1>valley called them, adopt these al packers, which are often

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<v Speaker 1>to elected, and care for them. They re feed them

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<v Speaker 1>slowly so they would't die from the blow that comes

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<v Speaker 1>from refeeding too fast, and they sell their fiber as yah. Gradually,

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<v Speaker 1>with a ton of hard work and a growing community,

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<v Speaker 1>they built their ranch into a sustainable operation. But as

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<v Speaker 1>the herd grew and their unfortunate rental agreement became clearer,

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<v Speaker 1>they decided they needed a different ranch, and so they

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<v Speaker 1>moved across the state to Westcliffe and it was a

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<v Speaker 1>rented ranch that we were trying to rent their own.

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<v Speaker 1>We thought we were renting their own actually um, and

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<v Speaker 1>then that rug got pulled out from underneath us, like

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<v Speaker 1>they just they just when we went to purchase it,

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<v Speaker 1>they were just like, no, you haven't been renting, going,

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<v Speaker 1>you've just been renting. And we were in an additional

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand dollars, So it was like, yeah, we had

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<v Speaker 1>to move right as COVID was getting bad in America.

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<v Speaker 1>So like March of that was fun. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was the worst and best move all at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>because the roads were fucking empty, like if quarantine was

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<v Speaker 1>in full effects, so the roads were empty. So we

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<v Speaker 1>were traveling with trailers full of animals on empty roads.

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<v Speaker 1>And then after like the restrictions lightened and we got

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<v Speaker 1>used to what like the normal traffic flow was, we

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<v Speaker 1>were like fuck this, like but it was cool, like

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<v Speaker 1>having everything shut down. We couldn't like the big problem

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<v Speaker 1>was we couldn't rent anything because every rental place had

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<v Speaker 1>shut down, and so the really it was like the

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<v Speaker 1>beginnings of like the community for for us right. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like we taped friends and you know, comrades to

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<v Speaker 1>how social media. Yeah, and everybody really stepped up and

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<v Speaker 1>helped with that move. So it was it was cool

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<v Speaker 1>West Casts where I met them. It's a beautiful town

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<v Speaker 1>in the sound grade to Christo's. In the summer, it's

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<v Speaker 1>full of tourists taking weekend trip to the mountains and

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<v Speaker 1>eating ice cream. And in the winter it's quiet, snow covered,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful and absolutely freezing. In March, I drove through the

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<v Speaker 1>town in the afternoon and what I figured was an

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<v Speaker 1>inconspicuous man. Everyone else who visited the ranch that month

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<v Speaker 1>and picked up a tail. Aside from a few strange looks,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got through, okay. I took a long,

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<v Speaker 1>lonely winding road through the valley and then turned down

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<v Speaker 1>a dirt road towards the ranch. Penny met me at

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<v Speaker 1>the gate in a plate carrier with a rifle. We

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<v Speaker 1>briefly hugged, and then I quickly parked my car outside.

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<v Speaker 1>That don't that the grown queer community at the ranch

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<v Speaker 1>called home. It was a profoundly strange experience. Inside the

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<v Speaker 1>house was full of warmth, conversation and laughter, people enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>each other's company and enjoying being out of the biting

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<v Speaker 1>wind and snow. Outside was cold. We wore plate carriers,

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<v Speaker 1>and the ranches carried long guns. I carried a camera

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<v Speaker 1>and go pro and a kniffac and then dressed in

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<v Speaker 1>battle rattle. We broke the eyes on the art pack

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<v Speaker 1>of drinking tanks and tried to stop the recently adopted

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<v Speaker 1>animals from re feeding too quickly. I walked and talk

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<v Speaker 1>with Penny and j another of the unicorns, whose story

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<v Speaker 1>will get you later, about the stress that the increasing

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<v Speaker 1>threats to them had had on them. But first we

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<v Speaker 1>met the animals. We have sheeps, we have goats, We

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<v Speaker 1>have of course alpaca. We have ducks and chickens um

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<v Speaker 1>day to day, five Pyrenees which are life stock guardian dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>and a couple of blue heelers rescues um and my

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<v Speaker 1>dog Starbuck, and oh yeah, eight cats. Um, But the

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<v Speaker 1>vast vast majority are the alpacas. It might sound a delic,

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<v Speaker 1>and in many ways it is a dilic, But the

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<v Speaker 1>work on the ranch never stops, and sick al packet

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<v Speaker 1>need tending to almost constantly, even during the seats, which

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<v Speaker 1>we will get too soon, I promise there was a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of volunteers could help with, but animal husbandry wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>on the list. So even after long night's patrolling their ranch,

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<v Speaker 1>cold and afraid, Penny and j often had to take

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<v Speaker 1>it in terns looking after old animals with blow let's.

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<v Speaker 1>They labored to breathe. Here's one that I recorded, m

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<v Speaker 1>can you set that down? Help me stand her up,

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<v Speaker 1>because we're just gonna see if we can give her

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<v Speaker 1>to walk, all right, if you'll run it, okay, I yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there you are there, you are there, you go. My

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<v Speaker 1>felts are perfect. Good. Next up, they can set it

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<v Speaker 1>in there. Gotta walk, baby, that's part of this. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that's part of this through Okay, okay, okay, oh baby,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do that. It's all right, laugh it's sorry. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not gonna walk, my love, I gotta do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it hurts. Yeah, okay, let's get you crush. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay. There, that's Cooper sounded like there was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more movement. Yeah. I'm getting the feeling that

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<v Speaker 1>they probably didn't even start asking for help until the

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<v Speaker 1>we guess thought they heard was actually dying in the

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<v Speaker 1>old field. The story about how we got from a

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<v Speaker 1>thriving and happy ran community built on the anarchist principle

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<v Speaker 1>of mutual aid and solidarity to what the Unicorns called

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<v Speaker 1>the seat. If the story it's about lies, bigger tree,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Internet, but it's hard to think about those

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<v Speaker 1>things too much of the ranch, because in the two

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<v Speaker 1>trips I've taken I felt nothing but incredible sense of love, solidarity,

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<v Speaker 1>and supportive community. If you've engage with the story of

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<v Speaker 1>the ranch at all, perhaps following Tenation's Unicorn Ranch online,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably because of the siege. But I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>this to be storied. It's just about guns, bigger tree,

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<v Speaker 1>and community defense. I also wanted to be a story

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<v Speaker 1>about how long before the stiege began, the community at

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<v Speaker 1>the Sana's Unicorn Ranch realized that nobody was coming to

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<v Speaker 1>save them, and so they decided to save themselves. They

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<v Speaker 1>were they want to kill us, and they yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>when we like call it out, you know, um, I, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>stop killing us, not even like fuck of just hey, like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you just like lay off the whole killing us thing?

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<v Speaker 1>You fucking fun half like fucking unsympathetic victim screaming trainings forgot?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So no, the anther, no, you can't stop killing. Excellent,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe time to get guns now. The day I slip

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<v Speaker 1>slid my way across hard scrabbled past in my not

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<v Speaker 1>so trusty nous and our mirror with the same day

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<v Speaker 1>that the gunman walked into a supermarket in Boulder, Colorado

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<v Speaker 1>and killed ten people with an a R pistol. My

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<v Speaker 1>social media feed was filled with the sadly all two

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<v Speaker 1>common reactions to these, all two common mass murders that

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<v Speaker 1>happen in this country. But the next day I saw

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<v Speaker 1>people flooding gun shops in the fear that the state

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<v Speaker 1>would begin enforcing to gun control laws. It didn't. As

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<v Speaker 1>I edit this draft, another young man with another gun

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<v Speaker 1>has walked into a gay bar in Colorado Springs, about

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<v Speaker 1>an hour from the ranch. It's an intensely conservative city.

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<v Speaker 1>The host focus on the family. You'll know by now

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<v Speaker 1>that the club queue shooting result in the death of

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<v Speaker 1>five people, including two trans people, and in your twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one more, I'll be honest with you, it felt a

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<v Speaker 1>bit weird driving through Colorado to write a story about

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<v Speaker 1>guns was broadly positive, and in a sense it still

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<v Speaker 1>does today. But the reason this story about guns is positive,

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<v Speaker 1>really has very little to do with guns and everything

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<v Speaker 1>to do with people. It's really a surly about solidarity

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<v Speaker 1>what it is about a R fifteen, But some people

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<v Speaker 1>will never get part of the A R fifteen enough

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<v Speaker 1>to see that. In case you missed it or you

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<v Speaker 1>caught one of the reports at the time that seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to skim over the fact that the ranch is around.

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<v Speaker 1>We should give an account of the siege up top

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<v Speaker 1>here so you understand what happened. Understanding why it happened,

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<v Speaker 1>that's another episode. So for now, just to understand. It's

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<v Speaker 1>some boomer's log in to their social media and the

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<v Speaker 1>queer elimination rhetoric we've reported so much about overlap with

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<v Speaker 1>their small community in a valley in the Soengreade to

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<v Speaker 1>Cristo Mountains, and this was a result. Things started, as

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<v Speaker 1>they often do these days, online, with a throwaway comment

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<v Speaker 1>about a parade in town. The girls didn't really know

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<v Speaker 1>that they had moved into the reddest county in Colorado

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<v Speaker 1>at the time. Lauren Bobot was that congress person. But

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<v Speaker 1>soon they started to get an idea of what some people,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty small minority of people as it turned down, thought

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<v Speaker 1>about them. So It started on Facebook, like honestly, like

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<v Speaker 1>we started seeing more comments and people getting weird about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there was literally to this day, I will

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<v Speaker 1>still say it was a fascist fucking parade. You're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about July, they had a fascism, Like the local fascist

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<v Speaker 1>did a fascism And we observed this by accident because

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, oh, parade, that doesn't sound interesting, but

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<v Speaker 1>we did go into town to get some coffee and

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<v Speaker 1>ran smack into a fascist parade and and fascist and

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<v Speaker 1>what what sort of like so fascist in the most

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<v Speaker 1>like like direct way that there was Christian nationalist flags,

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<v Speaker 1>three percent flags, Confederate flags carried by armed white people

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<v Speaker 1>screaming about the government and the Libs and the queers.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was a they did a fashion there's that

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<v Speaker 1>one guy with a shirt that says I know things

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<v Speaker 1>and own guns or something like that and shooting and

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<v Speaker 1>shoot things yeah, um and so like it was a

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<v Speaker 1>overtly hard right sponsored parade that was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>like hard like that, like it was like set up

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<v Speaker 1>as a protest because of the COVID restrictions. They weren't

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<v Speaker 1>letting people have a parade, and this was their answer

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Um, and so really all we did was

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<v Speaker 1>call that out on Twitter. We're like, wow, Like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a fashist parade in West Clifton. We'll come back to

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<v Speaker 1>this parade next episode. It's organized by a local newspaper,

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<v Speaker 1>which is, to be perfectly frank the most batchit, crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>boom and brain worm thing I've ever seen in print.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an open carry event where malicious from across

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<v Speaker 1>the US come to open carry unloaded guns for reasons

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<v Speaker 1>that we can't really pin down. Soon. The unicorns calling

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<v Speaker 1>out the parade on Twitter set keyboard fingers clicking. I've

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<v Speaker 1>said fingers here, but these people give off a distinct

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<v Speaker 1>single finger typing vibe if I'm honest. We started. The

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<v Speaker 1>first thing that we noticed was the tails. We started

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<v Speaker 1>getting tailed from points that everybody that we were very

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<v Speaker 1>public about frequenting, like Peregrine Coffee and Chappie's. We started

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<v Speaker 1>getting picking up tails from those points routinely. Um, and

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<v Speaker 1>that so like people like following you, yeah, yeah, not

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<v Speaker 1>very covertely in the same three vehicles. And they wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>just follow us anyone that they figured out knew us. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>anybody that announced on any social media platform that they

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<v Speaker 1>were coming to see us. They would then follow and

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<v Speaker 1>then it really got it became super into the physical

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<v Speaker 1>world when nine News, well nine News did a piece

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<v Speaker 1>on us in which the Sheriff's department came up because

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<v Speaker 1>they were mass reporting us for animal abuse. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the harassment came from a website you're probably familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with now, but maybe you wouldn't have been back then.

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<v Speaker 1>It might have been farms and locals. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to say their names, yeah, if we could blank out.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's one of those things where like sis, people

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know that Kwie Farms exists, and more people

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<v Speaker 1>need to fucking now because it's it's it's ridiculous harass.

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<v Speaker 1>We've done a couple of episodes. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>give them attention, but like I don't know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know whatever you think is best. Yeah, it's an entire

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<v Speaker 1>forum dedicated to harassing Frans people that get any sort

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<v Speaker 1>of popularity, ruining their lives as best they can with

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<v Speaker 1>his stay did goal of making trans people kill themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's there's a lot of members like like like

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<v Speaker 1>like notable turfs are part of it, like like like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone has found this website now and people need to

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<v Speaker 1>know it at least existed, and it's a truly awful

0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:15.560
<v Speaker 1>cesspool of They spent all of their time obsessing over that.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like it's worth naming them, but please save

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<v Speaker 1>yourself the time and don't click over there. It's nothing good.

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<v Speaker 1>Soon things got more real. A local news report who

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<v Speaker 1>covered the rude you've got apostle with a white powder

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<v Speaker 1>in it. That powder wasn't deadly, but it was a

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<v Speaker 1>real threat. Soon that threat came to the ranch, the

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<v Speaker 1>nine news reporter. Thing happened, and then we started getting

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<v Speaker 1>like warnings from people that were monitoring chat rooms, Like

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, oh, hey, like the chatter about y'all

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<v Speaker 1>has skyrocketed, and like it is blatant, like people making

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<v Speaker 1>plans to burn your home down and kill you, like,

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<v Speaker 1>and locals started warning us that like, hey, this has

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<v Speaker 1>happened before you got to get ready. This is real.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have pea, like, don't be predensiti about this, Like

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<v Speaker 1>we're being serious, And so me and Jay started for

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<v Speaker 1>about two weeks, we were walking patrols around the perimeter.

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<v Speaker 1>The unicorns are afraid, so they took steps to defend themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Lots of the people that they ranch, like Jen and

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<v Speaker 1>Cat you can hear anything interview, didn't want to carry guns.

0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:36.399
<v Speaker 1>Penny and j had some military experience and they knew

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<v Speaker 1>how to use and carry guns. So every night they

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<v Speaker 1>set out walking the perimeter to what for intruders on

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<v Speaker 1>their property line patrols. They realized that there were people

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<v Speaker 1>out there at the night looking back at them. That

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<v Speaker 1>night is when me and Jay came back from that

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<v Speaker 1>and put out a very whole heartfelt cry on Twitter,

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<v Speaker 1>like we don't know what the funk to do. We're

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<v Speaker 1>terrified and any help would be amazing. They were armed

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, but they weren't ready for a gunfight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a very different thing. Sadly, though, the gunfight they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't ready for wasn't going to wait until they were

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<v Speaker 1>yeah armed, um rudimentally armed by the way, like Jay

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<v Speaker 1>had a hunting rifle, no a shotgun at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>Um and I had my springfield a r U and

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<v Speaker 1>so we scared them off. But like that made it

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<v Speaker 1>like clear and present for us, and so we put

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<v Speaker 1>a heartfelt call out onto Twitter. Um and although was

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<v Speaker 1>up here like the next day and caught people on

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<v Speaker 1>the property that night, like it was armed people on

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<v Speaker 1>the property, multiple people. Altho arrived the next day, spread

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<v Speaker 1>on by that same tweet I'd seen. This isn't his voice,

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<v Speaker 1>but they are his words. We wouldn't say too much

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<v Speaker 1>about him other than that he has significant experience with

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of thing, and he spent his own time

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<v Speaker 1>and money to drive across the west to help some

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<v Speaker 1>queer folks he'd never met. He just wanted to raise

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<v Speaker 1>our package, and he left the funk alone. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a post on Twitter from someone else boosting the original

0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Tenacious Unicorn ranch plea for help. I reached out to them,

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<v Speaker 1>and after some back and forth and letting them vet me,

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<v Speaker 1>we agreed I would drive down to help them out.

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<v Speaker 1>I took a little time to do some map studies

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<v Speaker 1>of the area and confirm some suspicions about local law enforcement.

0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:24.480
<v Speaker 1>The sheriff at the time had publicly spoken at and

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<v Speaker 1>supported oath Keepers rallies as a keynote speaker, alongside Stewart Rhodes,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as other prominent oath keepers and three per centers.

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<v Speaker 1>The cops haven't ever been much of an option in

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<v Speaker 1>keeping marginals people safe, but this was on a whole

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<v Speaker 1>other level. I called some people to tell them I

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<v Speaker 1>was heading to its nacous unicorn ranch for accountability's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>At the time, I was binging an unhealthy amount of

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<v Speaker 1>letter Kenny, And when one of them asked me why

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<v Speaker 1>I was driving six to seven hours to help total strangers,

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<v Speaker 1>the first thing I thought was when a friend asked

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<v Speaker 1>for help, you help them all. They gave us his

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<v Speaker 1>account of what happens. Again, for everyone's safety, were not

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<v Speaker 1>going to use his voice. But that night he patrolled

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<v Speaker 1>the mentor, often nearly being run off the road on

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<v Speaker 1>the way to the rug. He said, at first, when

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<v Speaker 1>he saw at a tweet, he thought Penny and j

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<v Speaker 1>were of reacting. But after that tale, and after what

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<v Speaker 1>happened that night, he knew something very strange was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>So on arrival at the hard Pack road off the highway,

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<v Speaker 1>there were two cars on the other side of the

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<v Speaker 1>highway from the intersection, backed in with their headlights off.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an old Durango and a truck that I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>make the model of on the other side of that Durango.

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<v Speaker 1>Once I turned down the road, probably two yards after turning,

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<v Speaker 1>I looked back and saw one of them turn on

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<v Speaker 1>their headlights and started gaining on me until they were tailgating.

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<v Speaker 1>I started to slow and pull over to see if

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<v Speaker 1>they would pass, and they slowed and stuck with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a suspicion about the two cars initially, and

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<v Speaker 1>this was confirmation. I can't really see how fast we

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<v Speaker 1>started going, but I know it was significant enough that

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<v Speaker 1>I was starting to oversteer and lose traction on the

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<v Speaker 1>back end of my car on turns. I knew Penny

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<v Speaker 1>and the rest were waiting at the property gate, so

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<v Speaker 1>I signaled Penny to say, hey, I got a tail

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<v Speaker 1>keep the gate locked. You'll see me driving by. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me what vehicle is following me. The vehicle slowed down

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<v Speaker 1>we approached the gate, so it appeared they may have

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<v Speaker 1>been anticipating me to do the same. Once I passed

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<v Speaker 1>the gate, they continued to follow. It turns out it

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<v Speaker 1>was the Drangle, which I later found out had been

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<v Speaker 1>doing drive byes of the property of the past couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days. The Draga quickly realized what all those doing

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<v Speaker 1>and pursued him pasture rog further down that snowy do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right after I passed the ranch, I accelerated a little

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<v Speaker 1>more to create some distance and drove to a spot

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<v Speaker 1>that I had seen on the map on the way

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<v Speaker 1>down that looked like I could effectively turn around without

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<v Speaker 1>extra maneuvering. As I turned around, they had closed the

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<v Speaker 1>gap and started to slow. Once they were pulling up

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<v Speaker 1>next to me, I turned my high loom and carry

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<v Speaker 1>light on them to at least disorient or over stimulate

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<v Speaker 1>them with bright white light and try to catch faces.

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<v Speaker 1>The windows had a dark tent, so it was not feasible.

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<v Speaker 1>My other goal was trying to convey I see you

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<v Speaker 1>and I have the advantage without actually visually threatening them.

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<v Speaker 1>The driver had been rolling their window down until I

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<v Speaker 1>put that light in the window, then immediately stopped and

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<v Speaker 1>rolled it back up. At that point, it was apparently

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<v Speaker 1>enough to make them decide it wasn't worth it and

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<v Speaker 1>take off. I legally carry a side arm with me

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<v Speaker 1>the majority of the time and had it on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I had my hand on it, but didn't feel the

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<v Speaker 1>need to draw during that encounter. In the two minutes

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<v Speaker 1>since he turned off the hard top, does ideas about

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<v Speaker 1>what he was in for had pivoted almost as fast

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<v Speaker 1>as his car did not put out earlier on while

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<v Speaker 1>driving to the ranch from my house. I had the thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this is probably bullshit and a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>an overreaction on their part, So maybe at least I

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<v Speaker 1>can deescalate some of their anxiety and give them some rest.

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<v Speaker 1>This will probably just be a lot of nothing. Clearly,

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<v Speaker 1>I was mistaken, and after that encounter my mind was

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<v Speaker 1>very much re oriented to the present reality. Driving through

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<v Speaker 1>the gate, I had to prepare myself to the new

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<v Speaker 1>possibility of actual exigency, and I thought, oh shit, there's

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<v Speaker 1>something to this well petter pattern. Motherfucker's I'll just send

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<v Speaker 1>a message to Penny saying that he was free of

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<v Speaker 1>his tail, and she opened up the gate quickly. He

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<v Speaker 1>drove up the same dirt road I did a few

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<v Speaker 1>days later to the dome. We had a scared and

0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:56.719
<v Speaker 1>sleep deprived unicorns were hiding from the cold and from

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<v Speaker 1>the same people who had just tailed him down a

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<v Speaker 1>dirt road. Once I the house, we made introductions, and

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<v Speaker 1>I explained that a trusted source had boosted their call

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<v Speaker 1>for help, and I was willing to drive over to

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<v Speaker 1>see what, if anything I could do to offer them

0:24:08.840 --> 0:24:12.160
<v Speaker 1>in the form of assistance. They gave me situational awareness

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<v Speaker 1>of the property who lived there, et cetera. Then went

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<v Speaker 1>over what had been happening up until my arrival. The

0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:20.800
<v Speaker 1>local harassment people following them and doing drive bys of

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<v Speaker 1>their property, the Kiwi farms threats of quote burning them

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<v Speaker 1>out of their home. They had also mentioned there was

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<v Speaker 1>a probing incident a couple of nights before that had

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<v Speaker 1>really set them off when they caught another unknown individual

0:24:32.119 --> 0:24:34.200
<v Speaker 1>probing their fence on the southern side of the ranch.

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<v Speaker 1>They detailed how they hadn't slept for almost forty eight

0:24:36.800 --> 0:24:39.360
<v Speaker 1>hours since that incident, which had prompted their call for help.

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell they were just done mentally, emotionally, physically,

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<v Speaker 1>but still keeping it together. So I said something to

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<v Speaker 1>the effect of you've done a great job, go get

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<v Speaker 1>some rest. I'll stay up and take the watch. That

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<v Speaker 1>was around nine pm. The crew went to get some

0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:56.720
<v Speaker 1>deserved rest, and I got ready to go out. Before

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<v Speaker 1>stepping back outside, I had to ask myself what the

0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:03.600
<v Speaker 1>actual funk is going on? I walked outside, grabbed my

0:25:03.680 --> 0:25:06.479
<v Speaker 1>rifle and plates, put on some extra layers of warm clothes,

0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:08.840
<v Speaker 1>and got ready for what turned out to be a

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<v Speaker 1>long night. Quickly as Unicorn slept, Aoud got to work

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<v Speaker 1>making a plan to keep the property and the people

0:25:16.280 --> 0:25:19.840
<v Speaker 1>they're safe. Having never been on the property, I went

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and to the best of my ability in the dark,

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:30.119
<v Speaker 1>started estimating distances high low ground, points of opportunity, weakness, cover, concealment, hazards,

0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:33.520
<v Speaker 1>and any other unclear backdrops. But the other residences that

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<v Speaker 1>I had needed to be aware of that all came

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<v Speaker 1>into play later. Based off what I found my best guesses,

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<v Speaker 1>I started working at patrol on foot, covering the areas

0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 1>I thought were vulnerable and most likely for incursion. The

0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:47.879
<v Speaker 1>roadside seemed like the most likely point of opportunity for

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<v Speaker 1>them since there was no barbed wire and a single

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<v Speaker 1>low wire fence being the only barrier to entry on

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<v Speaker 1>the property. Pretty quickly things got weight. At around I

0:25:56.840 --> 0:25:59.679
<v Speaker 1>heard the first vehicle pass by. There was decent moonlight

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<v Speaker 1>at the time time and I could see that it

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<v Speaker 1>matched the shape and size of the Durango. They were

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<v Speaker 1>driving by with their lights off, slow rolling and had

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<v Speaker 1>made a stop about halfway down the property line on

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<v Speaker 1>the roadway. They repeated this multiple times, so this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of confirmed my theory they would go for the easiest

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<v Speaker 1>point of access off the roadway. The drive by has

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<v Speaker 1>continued sporadically, and twice from high point on property, I

0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:22.359
<v Speaker 1>watched them turn their headlights back on, heading towards the

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<v Speaker 1>highway and stop on the hard pack, where another vehicle

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<v Speaker 1>could be seen sitting with its headlights on. Although is

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<v Speaker 1>pretty experience of this scenario, so it's Pool another of

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<v Speaker 1>the defenders who came a few days later. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>not my first radio with these things either, But that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean it wasn't scary for all of us, but

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<v Speaker 1>especially for Ald, who arrived first and was patrolling a

0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:45.160
<v Speaker 1>small farm he'd never seen, facing attacks from an unknown

0:26:45.200 --> 0:26:47.840
<v Speaker 1>number of armed assailants. I can't remember how many times

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I had my m v g's with me

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<v Speaker 1>for better situational awareness, but they have been sent off

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<v Speaker 1>for repairs, so I relied heavily on the moonlight, which

0:26:54.280 --> 0:26:56.720
<v Speaker 1>there was a decent amount of not ideal doing a

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<v Speaker 1>foot patrol on your own and the dark with an

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<v Speaker 1>unknown number of people. Multiple times I thought I should

0:27:02.240 --> 0:27:04.159
<v Speaker 1>get one of them up. There's way more ground than

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<v Speaker 1>I can safely cover. I don't know the terrain well enough,

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:09.040
<v Speaker 1>and doing this alone is fucking dumb if this turns bad,

0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:12.920
<v Speaker 1>But of course I ignored that intuition and told myself, Okay,

0:27:12.960 --> 0:27:15.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm overthinking this right now. These dudes are just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to funk with the queers, and this is purely intimidation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna keep working the vulnerable areas, watch them

0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:25.479
<v Speaker 1>play their dumb, bullshit games, and let the Tenacious Unicorn

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 1>Ranch folks rest. Besides, at the time, I didn't know

0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:31.800
<v Speaker 1>the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch folks before that night. While they

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<v Speaker 1>did great with what they had available to them, I

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 1>had no idea how they would respond and a ship

0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:38.879
<v Speaker 1>hit the fan situation, what their personal capabilities were, if

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:41.000
<v Speaker 1>they could be relied on for team movements, and didn't

0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:43.719
<v Speaker 1>want to risk relying on someone running on fumes, so

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I said, fuck it, it'll be fine. His fears, as

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<v Speaker 1>it turned out, were more than justified. A little before midnight,

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 1>cloud cover came in while I was walking along the

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<v Speaker 1>west fence line and saw what I assumed was a

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<v Speaker 1>dim flashlight or a cell phone light flash about halfway

0:27:57.480 --> 0:27:59.879
<v Speaker 1>along the north fence line by the road, and I

0:28:00.000 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 1>fifty to twenty seconds later another flash, making me think

0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:04.800
<v Speaker 1>that they were moving west towards the ranch gate. It

0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:06.760
<v Speaker 1>was the first time I noticed anyone on foot, so

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<v Speaker 1>I started slowly working my way down quietly to see

0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:10.679
<v Speaker 1>if I could get closer for a good visual on

0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:13.960
<v Speaker 1>who it was walking the roadway. Since the moonlight went away,

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I stopped about forty or so yards from the gate

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>and squatted download or reduced my profile and just watch.

0:28:19.720 --> 0:28:22.080
<v Speaker 1>After about ten minutes, I heard quiet voices and then

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:25.159
<v Speaker 1>a very distinct earl from the man that appeared and

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:27.640
<v Speaker 1>turned to call out after he activated the gate's motion

0:28:27.720 --> 0:28:30.399
<v Speaker 1>sensing light. I remember I had to stop myself from

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:33.480
<v Speaker 1>laughing from them not only having such shitty discipline, but

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:37.119
<v Speaker 1>also about what was a perfectly comical chud name. I

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:39.000
<v Speaker 1>stood up and watched another dude come out of the

0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:41.040
<v Speaker 1>dark into the light of the ranch gate, who very

0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 1>much had the build of an earl. The first guy

0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:45.720
<v Speaker 1>began lifting and pulling at the gate lock and chain

0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 1>while earl was trying to cover the most and sensing light.

0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:50.600
<v Speaker 1>They stood at the gate and I could hear them

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:52.840
<v Speaker 1>whispering for about a minute before I got annoyed at

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:54.840
<v Speaker 1>just how dumb they were and how they didn't notice

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 1>me creeping closer to them while they were doing all this. Finally,

0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 1>from around fifteen yards. I went to had and lit

0:29:00.520 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 1>up the two males on my flashlight, who both had

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:05.400
<v Speaker 1>their faces covered in no visible weapons and a fairly

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 1>sarcastic voice. I said something to the effect of, Hey,

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>what are you idiots doing? Stop playing with the gate.

0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Go away it would I didn't really feel I had

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<v Speaker 1>much recourse other than to give a verbal warning at

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:19.120
<v Speaker 1>that point, because they were still technically not on the

0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 1>branch property and they had not made any visible attempts

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:25.320
<v Speaker 1>to trespass or do any property damage. Both of them

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 1>ran off in the most awkward, non athletic way you

0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:30.400
<v Speaker 1>could think of. I didn't see anyone else in the area,

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 1>so I approached the road to watch them jump into

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 1>a car and drive off. I kind of laughed at

0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:37.280
<v Speaker 1>myself and remember saying out loud, cut, you guys are

0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 1>impressively stupid. Okay, they're probing the property. Now I realized

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:44.880
<v Speaker 1>these guys weren't working at a higher operational capability. I

0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:46.800
<v Speaker 1>also felt a little more comfortable that even though I

0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:49.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't have my n VGs to work in the dark environment,

0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 1>they didn't either. After staying out for another thirty minutes

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 1>to make sure they were taking a break, I went

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:56.640
<v Speaker 1>back inside to warm up for a few minutes, get

0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 1>some food, and change my socks. After its scene, they

0:29:58.840 --> 0:30:01.200
<v Speaker 1>had maybe gone and re convened after they got caught

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 1>trying to tamper with the gate. I turned off the

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<v Speaker 1>lights inside the house that were visible from the road

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:07.920
<v Speaker 1>so I wouldn't be visible, and also just to see

0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 1>if that might make someone tempted to believe that the

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<v Speaker 1>nation's unicorn ranch folks had turned in for the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Things were quired for the next hour or so. While

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<v Speaker 1>out walking close to the east fence line towards the road,

0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I remember a fox letting out a scream from less

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<v Speaker 1>than a hundred feet away from me that honestly was

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<v Speaker 1>more startlingly all the other events in the night up

0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 1>until then. If you haven't heard of fox screaming, it

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:28.480
<v Speaker 1>does indeed sound like someone being murdered in the most

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<v Speaker 1>brutal way possible. I had a fox, probably the same fox,

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:35.000
<v Speaker 1>a few nights later on the ranch. Even in the

0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 1>midst of the siege, it was still a working ranch,

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 1>and so as a word of protecting people from violence

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 1>the ranches, and they're pretty in mountain dogs also had

0:30:43.360 --> 0:30:46.920
<v Speaker 1>to make sure they were protecting the chickens from Foxes. Sadly,

0:30:46.960 --> 0:30:50.720
<v Speaker 1>though Foxes weren't the only visitess that night. A few

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<v Speaker 1>hours later, a much more serious threat emerged. The night

0:30:54.480 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 1>continued to be quiet for the next while, and I

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<v Speaker 1>decided to move along the east side of the property line.

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<v Speaker 1>The cloud cover broke around two fifteen and I could

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:04.880
<v Speaker 1>see some movement and hear low voices again. I got

0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 1>low in held my position since it was fairly safe.

0:31:07.200 --> 0:31:09.280
<v Speaker 1>It could make out two figures walking towards me inside

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 1>the property boundary. I waited until they were about thirty

0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 1>or so yards away, and I was pretty sure there

0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:16.239
<v Speaker 1>were no others working flanks before using my rifle light

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>to begin the process of p I d and figuring

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:20.520
<v Speaker 1>out if they were armed. As soon as I saw them,

0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I noticed they were both armed, one with an A

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:24.720
<v Speaker 1>R with no optics and the other with an M

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:27.200
<v Speaker 1>one A with optics on it. I realized that while

0:31:27.240 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 1>I had the high ground, I was not comfortable with

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:31.240
<v Speaker 1>the backdrops due to the house across the road potentially

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:33.840
<v Speaker 1>being in line with my firing position, and started shifting

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 1>to a safer spot in case the confrontation escalated into

0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:39.480
<v Speaker 1>an engagement. I called out my first command while moving

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:41.719
<v Speaker 1>to a better position to their left side, you are

0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 1>trespassing on private property. Slowly, placed your weapons on the

0:31:44.720 --> 0:31:47.920
<v Speaker 1>ground and show me your hands. Do it now. The

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 1>two men frozen place but did not comply, and I

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 1>recognized in that moment that these were two different men

0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>than who I had seen earlier. I called out again,

0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 1>drop your weapons or I will fire on you. Do

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<v Speaker 1>it now. As soon as I finished that sentence, they

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:04.760
<v Speaker 1>both looked at each other with their rifles and low

0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 1>ready turned to the right and ran. I pursued them

0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:09.880
<v Speaker 1>so that I wouldn't lose the advantage I had, and

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 1>to make sure there was no way they can make

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<v Speaker 1>it up hill towards the house or get into a

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 1>more advantageous firing position if they decided to turn on me.

0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:18.480
<v Speaker 1>While parallel to them, so I could keep on the

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 1>uphill side, I called out, stop and place your weapons

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 1>on the ground. Realizing there might be others out there

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 1>watching my light move, I turned it off so I

0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:28.160
<v Speaker 1>wasn't such an obvious target and made short bursts of

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 1>the two men fleeings that I could maintain a visual

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:32.360
<v Speaker 1>on them. It wasn't an ideal way to handle it,

0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:35.280
<v Speaker 1>but This was all an incredibly unideal situation to begin with.

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 1>After sustaining a fast paced run over uneven terrain and

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>somehow not falling on my face, I realized we were

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 1>moving toward the fence line and quickly looked around with

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<v Speaker 1>my light to make sure no one else was waiting

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:48.960
<v Speaker 1>for them and also armed. At that point, I turned

0:32:48.960 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 1>my light back on them, and they both pivoted directly

0:32:51.280 --> 0:32:53.320
<v Speaker 1>to the fence, since we were still some distance from

0:32:53.320 --> 0:32:55.520
<v Speaker 1>the gate, where it appeared they were heading toward. The

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<v Speaker 1>first one with the m one a pushed the fence

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<v Speaker 1>down and hopped over. The second one panicked and with

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<v Speaker 1>both hands tossed his a r across the small ditch

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:04.040
<v Speaker 1>on the other side of the fence, and I watched

0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 1>it fly halfway across the road while he struggled over

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 1>the fence. He scurried over and kicked his rifle across

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 1>the road before picking it up and disappeared with the

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:13.120
<v Speaker 1>other mail into the small ravine on the other side.

0:33:13.840 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I realized I was disadvantaged where I was located, and

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>repositioned to a small rocky mountain nearby so that I

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 1>can at least get prone and have some cover if

0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:22.960
<v Speaker 1>they decided to fire on me. I laid there and

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 1>recovered my breath for a minute or so, watching to

0:33:24.920 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 1>see if anyone else was out there, and then moved

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:29.000
<v Speaker 1>toward the house to make sure there weren't other incursions

0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I may have missed while occupied with the other two

0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:35.480
<v Speaker 1>who disappeared after trying and failing for a second time.

0:33:35.880 --> 0:33:37.600
<v Speaker 1>It seems that the local biggots took a break for

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<v Speaker 1>the evening, but out in the unicorns couldn't. That was

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<v Speaker 1>it for the rest of the night. I did go

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<v Speaker 1>back down and find their entry point, where the fence

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 1>had been newly damaged and bent inward, and tracks leading

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:50.320
<v Speaker 1>over the patchy snow from the roadway. Then I walked

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:52.120
<v Speaker 1>back to their egrest point, where the fence had been

0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 1>bent outward. Everything that occurred that night was clearly a

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 1>hostile incursion, and they demonstrated intent to harm others on

0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>their own property. The only reason that didn't happen is

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 1>because we were armed and prepared. I think they realized

0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 1>at that point that the ranch was not a soft target,

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:08.920
<v Speaker 1>and the occupants these men painted as weak were in

0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:12.040
<v Speaker 1>fact hard people willing to protect themselves and stand up

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:15.800
<v Speaker 1>against their aggression. More importantly, the residents of the Tenacious

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:22.239
<v Speaker 1>Unicorn ranch just wanted to be left the funk alone.

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