WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Proof of Tomfoolery" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.440 Cutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:30.680 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:36.080 In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:39.680 Maller and Danny G Radio. It is early on a 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:43.800 Sunday when we are recording this. I hope you're you're 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.960 doing well to the final day of the Masters, myself, 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:49.320 Ben and the great Danny G. Radio. You hear us 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:52.680 during the week on the mighty powerful airwaves of Fox 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:56.480 Sports Radio on the overnight show, The Ben Maler Show 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.400 with Me and Danny's on with Covino and Rich during 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:04.120 the pending on what time you're in, either afternoons or evenings, 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.679 something along those lines, depending on your time zone, unless 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.080 you're in Hawaii and then it's a morning show. So 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.840 we do have the mail bag today. We're excited about that. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:18.960 It is the final round of the Masters in Augusta, Georgia. 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:24.080 So that's going on. They don't have fans all. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:27.880 Do you know that Dan Bayer from the Network, he 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:31.160 is such a fan of golf and the Masters, especially 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.800 that he took two days off last Thursday and Friday 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.440 so that he could sit at home and enjoy it 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:42.720 uninterrupted and Spotty from Covino and Richie made a funny joke. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:46.360 He said he pictured Buyer's wife dressed up with him 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:50.320 in cosplay, like he said, probably dressed her up as 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:50.960 a caddie. 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.200 Yeah, does he wear a green jacket while he's watching in. 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.840 Just a green jacket? Time for the ball washing. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.320 I'm surprised he doesn't go to the Masters. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:05.400 I'm not sure if he's ever been. I'm gonna have 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:08.400 to ask him when he returns to work next week. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:12.120 Remember we got asked to go. We had a place 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.960 to stay in everything. Yeah, the guy's a fan of 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.760 this podcast and he's, hey, I got some You know, 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:21.079 we never did it, but one of my radio friends, 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:25.520 Ted Ted sobol you know Ted, he he actually covered. 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.680 He's covered the Master a few Masters. A few times. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:29.799 They have I don't know if they still do, but 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:34.160 they had a a media raffle where certain members of 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:38.000 the media got to play around at the Masters. If 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:41.400 you won this raffle, you got to play around. So 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:45.000 like that's mind blowing for a guy like Dan Byer, 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.280 like who works at our Spot, our Spots. So I'm 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:50.000 surprised Dan hasn't done that because you could win the 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.320 lottery and then you get to play around at the 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.799 iconic course there and you can go pee and Ray's Creek. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:03:05.440 Like did you see you see the viral video the 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:09.239 somebody was interviewing people coming out of the Master's golf shop. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.040 This was on TikTok. I saw this the other day 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:15.320 on how much people were spending on souvenirs at the Masters, 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:22.239 and they the average amount was like fifteen hundred, two 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:26.840 thousand dollars per person just going in there casually dropping 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:31.160 two grand on what do you get for two thousand 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:35.200 dollars at the Masters? That one person said they spent 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.680 like it was like five thousand, but it was the 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:39.360 in the video, and who knows, I mean, this may 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:40.720 have been they might have been leaving out the people 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.240 didn't spend any money, but it was all like fifteen 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:47.240 hundred two thousand. There was like a five thousand wild 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:50.560 you buy out like a Master's bobblehead or something like that, 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:55.480 Like what how how much does the hoodie cost the Masters? I? Hey, 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.600 good for you. I give you got the money to burn? Right, 0:03:57.720 --> 0:03:59.680 I'm assuming the client tell there at the Master's, Danny, 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:01.320 they got a lot of extra money. If you're going 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.560 to the Master's, chances are you got a lot a 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:04.560 lot of extra cash. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:08.000 Oh you have, yeah, you have money to burn if 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.520 you are at the Masters. Do you know what you 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:13.480 think Coachella is bad for paying for somewhere to stay? 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:17.080 What it's four or five times the normal rate for 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.200 Airbnb's there during the Masters? 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.600 Oh it's yeah, it's insane. Okay, speaking of Kachella, did 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.080 you see the other day there was a twelve hour 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:29.400 traffic delay? Oh yeah, I get out to Kachella and 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.479 they said people it was much like the Masters. People 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.120 were getting out and they were pulling out the snake 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.200 to pee on the side of the road out there 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.839 in the desert, trying to get because there was nowhere 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.320 to go. They had to go to the bathrooms, so 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.239 they would just let it rip right out there waiting 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:46.880 to try to get into Kachella. Man now has that 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:51.280 been hijacked. I we had you with us, remember the year. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:52.440 I don't know if you were this or not, but 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:53.919 there was a guy that said he was going to 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:56.400 get his passes to Kachella one year. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.120 I was with you when that happened. Yeah. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.560 Yeah, So the guy's like, oh, yeah, we're gonna We're 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.520 gonna get everyone. They gots a big fan of the 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.839 show and get you all pass it. And Coop was excited. 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:09.640 Oh yeah, Coop was fired up. This is like the 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.560 coolest in the world. And it was very kind. It 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.479 was what we were excited about it. I was not 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.000 as excited because it's not really my jam, but I 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.880 would have gone and to just experience it. And then 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.640 like it was like a week before, right, and all 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.920 of a sudden, like the guy started kind of ghosting 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:26.400 us a little bit, right remember, And. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:29.400 Then yeah, and then he gave me the bad news 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.800 that his connection fell through. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:36.320 Yeah, has Cella been hijacked? Like comic con has? Like 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:41.800 the old school comic book people are bothered because the 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:45.919 movie studios discovered that comic con was really popular and 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.920 they can monetize it. So then they started moving into 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:53.240 comic con and putting all their big corporate displays when 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:55.560 that was not the ethos of what Comic con was 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.640 supposed to be. Right, Comic Coon was supposed to be 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:01.640 just this nerd convention where none of the mainstream people 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:05.480 were there. Well, Coachella wasn't it the same thing for music? Right? 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:06.960 It was just kind of you know, that was the 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:08.800 jam and the vibe and all that. You just go 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:10.279 out there, do a lot of you know, the do 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.160 the drugs, have a good time, drink a little bit 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:13.200 with some music. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:13.520 Yep. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.760 And but now having the big record companies moved in 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:19.160 to Coachella is at the same situation. Am I right 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:20.120 on that? Yeah? 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:23.640 Popularity wise, that shouldn't be an issue, But there's all 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:27.080 this price gouging going on. And you look at this 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:30.000 generation right now, a lot of them go because it's 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.840 a photo op. It's like the cool place to be. Yeah, 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:35.760 And I think of Comic On You're right, it was 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:39.280 solely for the nerds and your very own Justin Cooper 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:44.320 could have a table there signing liar liar headshots. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.200 Heckers driving Cooper. 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:52.680 When I was in when when I worked in San Diego, 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.120 my early I was a kid at the mighty six 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.160 ninety and I remember Comic Con like it was it 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:02.880 was going on whatever, but it wasn't like that big 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.800 a thing. It was just in the nerd community. And 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:10.280 then over the years obviously getting older and it's just 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:14.640 just wild and crazy and wacky and all that. Let's 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.800 get to the mail bag, though, we have actual letters 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:20.400 by actual listeners. Want to thank Ohio well in advance 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:37.400 for this little nitty it's bag. All right, here we go. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:39.560 This is the first one is from Mike and Fullerton. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.720 These are actual letters by actual listeners. If you'd like 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.840 to send a letter in for a future episode of 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:50.640 the mail Bag, you can do that and send that 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:55.880 care of Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com. That's 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:59.960 Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. And you're coming 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.000 can and we'll be used against you in the court 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:05.520 of the Fifth Hour Podcast. Mike and Fullerton wrights and says, Hey, Bendon, 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.480 Danny g. I know we're not supposed to ask sporty 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.400 questions in the mail bag, but I've got two of 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.280 them for you this week. First, I don't think I 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:18.280 need to remind you guys that wrestle Mania is next weekend. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.000 What match are you most looking forward to? For me? 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:24.720 It's gotta be John Cena versus Cody Rhodes. I used 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.280 to like Sena when he was a good guy, but 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.200 he's a bad guy now. And I hope Cody wins, 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:34.680 and second they do either of You see any team 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.960 in the West slowing down the Clippers in the playoffs. 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:42.720 They are on an absolute bernerd Yeah, I'm having trouble 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.840 coming up with any threats to them. Thanks A's Mike 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:49.720 and Fullerton. Well, I'll let Danny handle the WWE stuff, 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:53.720 but I the Clippers. Yeah, it is hip, the clip wrong. 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:57.680 The bottom falls out underneath of them for some reason. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:01.640 Why are you so negative the Clippers? 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.120 It's what's always happened, unfortunately for you. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.720 They're on a heater and the key to the Clippers 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:08.040 their new glue. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:15.120 Guys, guy, I remember what you Yeah, I remember what 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.080 you used to say about him when he was a Laker. 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:19.920 Oh no, I never talked about him. But the Lakers 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:23.600 were irrelevant when Blossom. Yeah, clearly. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.240 But what do you think is going to happen as 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:29.560 far as uh the rest of the West. Here we're 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:33.760 waiting on all the dominoes to fall in place for. 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:38.120 This final day. The NBA regular season today. So yeah, 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:42.120 so the Clippers have out performed what I thought they 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.400 would do. But uh, you know, we always in the 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.680 back of our mind and not really in the back 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.160 of our mind, in the front of our mind. We're 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:52.000 just trying to guess. I was thinking. I was thinking 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.640 about bringing back an old bit on the show this week, 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.400 Danny NBA injury Bingo. 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:06.480 Where oh boy, uh that is just like book I 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:11.160 remember Fielding the complaint calls what we how dare he 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.400 wished for injury on these four points? 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.000 Well, no, we don't want anyone to get hurt, but 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.280 if they do get hurt, wink, we want to we 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.200 want to take advantage of that. So I would think, 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.560 like Kawhi Leonard would be the top pick in injury 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.400 NBA injury Bingo. I would think Kawhi would be the. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.800 He's right up there, he'd be top three for sure. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:35.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother, I I'm pretty I'm pretty sure 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:37.800 we're going to bring back in NBA injury bingo. I'm 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:42.000 I'm I'm like eighty five percent. So as far as 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:46.280 the wrestling, the only wrestler I care about is Ruthef So. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:48.400 Oh boy, did he retire? 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:52.520 No, he's back. He's actually just signed with WWE again. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:55.880 He went russef went over and changed his name. He 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.400 went to the other outfit, and he just re signed 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.200 with the WWE. So he's going to be back as Russeph, 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:05.800 which is exciting. So I don't know exactly when and whatnot. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:08.560 Tony in the Bay Area right says, case. 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:13.000 Don't interrupt Old Cogan. I'm a real American. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.280 I need those Viamins. I need the Hulk beer. Tony 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:20.600 Bay says, can you talk about your radio show calling days? Well, 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.400 there's not a lot to talk about, Tony. I wasn't 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.760 as famous as you. Tony calls up and says like 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.680 he says bad words on the show, and I love 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:29.800 Tony in the Bay He's such a good, good caller. 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:32.040 I don't know if I'm the only one that likes 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:35.040 Tony's work, but I always laugh when Tony. Tony's on 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.080 the air, he doesn't stay on long. He's got a 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.800 point and then he usually says a bad word and 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:42.280 I just laugh. I laugh. He's one of the guys. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.720 Almost every time Tony calls, he says something that kind 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:45.480 of makes me smile. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.240 Here's a clip of one of his calls blank my 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:49.320 blank and blank you. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.080 Pretty much that's the way it goes. Well. We had 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.760 a really funny moment the other night with Angry Bill. Also, 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:59.640 when Angry Bill he calls up, and no matter when 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.680 I take Anger Bill's call, he always bitches about whoever 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.240 was on just before him, you gotta put why'd you 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:07.160 gotta put me on? After? You know? Call her x? 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:10.000 And then he complains yes, And I would have MLB 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.040 put Angry Bill in his sheat right behind home plate 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.480 and have a ball hit him square in the eye 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.240 and say you help on yourself at. 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:22.760 Mal Oh that is outstanding. That is great audio. I 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:26.040 love it. So anyway before I was preemptive this time, 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:27.480 so I'd put Angry Bill on. I think it was 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:30.360 the end of hour three, and so he's complaining, so 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:32.120 I put him back on hold. So then an hour 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.720 four I'm like, all, we'll take We'll take Angry Bill. 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:37.199 So preemptively I said, oh, let's go to Angry Bill. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.439 I can tell you what he's gonna say. I'm paraphrazy, 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:41.520 but he'll be, oh, well, are you gonna put me on? 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:45.320 After hollering James and all. So I put him on, 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.640 and Angry Bill says, Ben Mallard go and then like 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.080 f yourself and he said the full thing right there, 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:54.120 and it was. It was very funny, very good, but 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.120 no Tony. When I was a kid, I called radio shows, 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.720 believe or not. I called Lee Hamilton, who I would 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:02.280 intern for. He was a mentor of mine in San Diego, 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:06.880 Hacksaw Hamilton the high speed sports wire. Every once in 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:08.319 a while, it was a big deal. When I was 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.400 a kid, I would be the first caller to Lee Hamilton, 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.560 and he said, break the ice. Let's break the ice 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:16.560 was his line, and I always remember I was very excited. 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.160 I was an honor. To be the first caller meant 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.560 a lot. But my fondest members were actually calling late 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.280 night radio, which I guess was an omen of things 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.760 to come in my life because I would listen late 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:29.840 at night and scan around the radio dial and I 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.160 used to listen to all these far away NBA broadcasts 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:35.840 and baseball broadcasts from different cities in the West, and 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.160 I would call into late night radio shows. I remember, 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.120 here's a story I don't think I've told. There was 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:45.880 a radio show that came out of the Boston area, 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:51.439 and it was they did like sports trivia at night overnight, 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:54.720 and I called in to play a couple of times, 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.679 and one of the hosts, Dandy, was a guy named 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:01.760 Tim Neverett who is now a Dodger radio broadcaster. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.479 Oh that's crazy. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.400 It's a small world, after all, it's a small, small world. 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:10.120 I called into that. My favorite memories were this little 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:14.760 radio show in Vegas that I got boomed into la 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.160 and they were on the weekend overnight. These two like 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:22.640 lifelong radio guys, and I don't remember their names, but 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.840 I called it into that show pretty much every Friday 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.600 and Saturday night and they would leave me on for 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:33.400 like seven eight minutes, and it was like crazy. Their 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.840 theme song was after Midnight. That was their theme song. 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:39.960 Very original, I know. I thought I must be the 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:43.920 greatest caller to their show because they leave me on 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:45.480 for so long, and every other show would get me 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.520 on and get me off the air quickly, right, So 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:49.200 I was like, oh, man, I must be killing it. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:54.080 And then I realized after I asked the call screener 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.200 one time, I said, what's what's going on? And I 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.320 was the only one calling. No one else. No one 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.520 else was called, so they had no one else to 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:06.400 talk to. So that's why they left me on. And 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.320 I used to listen to this show called the start 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:12.400 Us Line out of Vegas. This is how archaic the 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:16.160 world was, Nanny. It was Sunday night from ten o'clock 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:20.160 till midnight on Sunday in the days before the internet. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.360 And this guy Lee Pete, who was a famous radio 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:27.080 guy in Vegas. He hosted the start Us Line and 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:29.760 they got I think it was like eleven o'clock at 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:34.560 night on Sunday. They released the next week NFL lines. 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:37.200 And this is in the days before the internet. This 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.720 is the first place to get the NFL lines. Nobody 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:44.440 else had the lines for the following week in the NFL. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:49.400 But I didn't call that show, so it doesn't really count. 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:53.240 But I just remember, just remember that next show it. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.640 That's what it sounded like. I'm checked up about it. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:01.480 That's right, man, that's whole morning. Guy Alf from the 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.520 Penalty Box writes in he says, Ben, any truth to 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:10.400 the rumor that Lorraine uh was absent from her post 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.720 because she was serving a one show suspension of being 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:20.120 caught cheating at Are you smarter than an FSR tech producer? Yeah, Well, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:25.800 that's a great point. Lorena did get caught red handed 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.000 cheating at the game we cooked up because of this 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.200 podcast for her, and I have a feeling she's also 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.680 going to be suspended this week for another day, so 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.920 I think it's a multi show suspension. ALF stay tuned 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:43.320 developing hot dot dot dot. And ALF also says, since 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:48.000 Dannig is the gatekeeper of the drop archive, can I 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:54.720 get a long distance dedication for felexis in Medina? I 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:59.840 like to wrestle with men or Jeff Garcia's I didn't 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:04.920 feel real crisp? That is from ALF. Those are two 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:09.720 classic soundbites on the show. So Danny, you are the gatekeeper. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:13.359 You have you're sitting at Fort Knox when it comes 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:16.040 to the drops and the history of the show and 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:18.400 all that. So that's what ALF would like to hear. 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:23.600 I see some felexus here. Let's see all right, let's see. 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:25.520 Let's see what this Let's see what this one is. 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:29.359 I'd like to alert all the affiliates down the line 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:32.639 that some felexus classic clip is about to play. 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:38.000 All right, put on some good pantyhose here we go. 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:40.560 All right, a good one. 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:57.400 Yes, this is perfect number number nine. 0:17:51.320 --> 0:18:00.000 That proves it prooves you jackass. Okay, this proves it. 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:04.720 All of this is just tom it. Just get with it, 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:09.159 all right, Relax, I'm trying. I'm trying to if I 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:14.280 get it all right here, all right, all right, here 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:14.480 we go. 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:14.960 I'll go. 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:19.080 He's not gonna get what I want to the angle 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:22.880 i'd like to go. I will go. I'll just throw 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:33.520 this out fruit banana. 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:40.000 You got it right, of course he got banana, correct. 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:44.800 I think you would get that right away. That's that 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:48.640 Jeff Garcia drop the crisp one that got more airplay 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:51.159 on Sports rate that played for about ten years on 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:54.280 sports radio. The Jeff Garcia when he was with the 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:57.280 forty nine ers, and he had such a high pitched voice. 0:18:57.960 --> 0:18:59.600 Oh, I found it. I found it's right here. 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:01.919 I just didn't feel real crisp. 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:06.800 He sounds like flexus. 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:12.600 There athletes that have high pitched voices that don't seem 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:14.840 like they should have high pitched boy like a quarterback 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:16.639 Jeff Garcia. 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:21.080 Dave Stewart of the A's wore his hat brim down 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:23.560 low above his eyes. He was very intimidating. But then 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:27.360 when he spoke to the media after ten strikeouts, he. 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:30.800 Talked like this, I know Dave Stewart, that's the go to. Yeah, 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:33.760 he had the very high pitched voice the Mets. Who 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:37.000 is that third baseman the Mets had? Right, it was 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:39.440 David Right. I forget, but he had a very high 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:42.960 pitched yeah, David right. Good. Right, there you go. There's 0:19:43.000 --> 0:19:46.119 another one added to the big board. What's next? On 0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:49.880 the mailbag? AJ from jay Z not sure whether he's 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:53.320 from Northern Jersey or southern New Jersey. He said, Hey, Ben, 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:56.840 I know it's the Masters this weekend. Jim Nance said 0:19:56.840 --> 0:20:00.600 that it's refreshing that the Masters broadcast is not allowed 0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:03.960 to reference money. Do you and Danny agree that this 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:07.359 is refreshing or disagree that this is refreshing? That is 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:12.520 from AJ in Jersey. I haven't really thought much about it. Aja. 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:17.080 That being said, I don't like censorship, and money is 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:20.600 part of sports. This is big business, and I don't 0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:22.560 think you can completely ignore it. You shouldn't make it 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:24.439 the only thing you talk about. But to say that 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:28.919 you're not allowed to reference money when money is like, 0:20:29.040 --> 0:20:33.000 that's one of the driving forces of winning the Masters. 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:35.919 It's not just the green jacket and all that. And 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:38.320 you get to pick out the menu for next Year's dinner. 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:42.760 It's that you win a big pile of money, and 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:46.720 everyone that talks about later today when the Masters is over, 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:49.719 assuming there's no weather issues and it continues into Monday. 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:53.719 But if it's over today, it'll be like so and 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:56.320 so won the Masters and they won blank, and we'll 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:58.800 say how much money they want? So tell them to 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:02.880 bring me my money. The other thing, too, Danny, is 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:06.440 does anyone like, does this guy aj or anyone else 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:09.600 think jim Nantz is going to say anything to criticize 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:13.040 the Masters. That is his baby. That is his baby. 0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:16.919 He is as known as mister Masters as anybody. So 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:19.879 he's not going to do anything. He's a partner with 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:22.240 the Masters. Nance isn't gonna come out. So I don't 0:21:22.240 --> 0:21:24.600 want you know, I disagree with this. We should talk 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:27.359 about money. He's never gonna say that, all right. Next 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:29.639 up is Kevin in Kansas, he says, Dear Ben and 0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:33.480 Danny g As, I am visiting family in Fargo. I 0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:37.840 stopped at the Roger Merris Museum, the Native Son, of course, 0:21:38.880 --> 0:21:42.080 the great state of North Dakota. He says. Here's a picture. 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:44.600 He sent along, a picture of a baseball game he 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:48.840 endorsed it's old school, but I'll bet it's fun at 0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:52.560 the time. What old school sports games do you remember playing? 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:57.640 That is from Kevin in Kansas. 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:00.480 Any old Oh yeah, is he talking like pick? We're 0:22:00.480 --> 0:22:03.439 in the backyard. We'd put two old gloves down on 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:04.640 the ground as the bases. 0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:08.639 Yeah, well, yeah, that was good. And remember we played 0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:11.360 it was called smear the something I forget. 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:17.520 The uh smear the felexus. 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:22.840 That was. That was an enjoyable game on the player. 0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:27.000 They you know we did some of the games we did. 0:22:27.000 --> 0:22:29.280 They still did it, like the dodgeball. I think they're 0:22:29.320 --> 0:22:32.280