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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Subject

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Speaker 1: my old uncle is still a player. But right now

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Speaker 1: the nephew is in the building with today's praying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for his nap? Your wife's birthday? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Your wife's birthday. I got to get us some though,

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Speaker 1: I'm not Come on, not run a cat, don't. Let's

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Speaker 1: get this one with something. Come on, hello, Hello, I'll

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Speaker 1: try to reach Dare. Yeah, what's up? Hey there, man?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Brothers? Uh? My name is Chris Man.

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Speaker 1: I work with I work with your wife Sharon. I

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Speaker 1: think I think I'm seeing you in one of the

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Speaker 1: U one of the gatherings before man, like a happy

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Speaker 1: hour we had after worker. So I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you remember me or not. Now I don't remember you, Okay, okay, okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: Hey listen, man, I know sharing birthday is coming up,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted to if you didn't mind, I hope

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Speaker 1: you don't mind me called. I wanted to reach out

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Speaker 1: and see if you were you know, what she was

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Speaker 1: getting for a birthday. We wanted to make sure you

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Speaker 1: know we're gonna pitch in and get us something at

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Speaker 1: the job. We want to make sure you know we

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Speaker 1: didn't get you know, you know what you may be

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Speaker 1: Uh donna get it. You know what I'm saying, kind

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Speaker 1: of like something like a grab bag or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Uh No, I wasn't gonna hear them with no graph, man.

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Speaker 1: I was just you know, like I said, we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna get something. We know, we haven't really put our

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Speaker 1: all the thoughts to it or what we was gonna

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Speaker 1: get yet. I want, I personally want to see what

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Speaker 1: you was getting that way. We don't know, do Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: she likes money, man, you can you know, give us

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Speaker 1: some give up some cash or you know, Starbucks card

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Speaker 1: or uh something from McDonald something. You know, it don't

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Speaker 1: have to be too good. She she don't. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to, you know, she she's not that material. Let's stick. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me let me let me ask you. This is

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Speaker 1: so deep. Uh do you know what a size is?

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Speaker 1: Do I know what a size is? Yeah? Like clothing?

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Speaker 1: You know, do you know what side you were? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know what side she's like, she's my wife. Man,

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Speaker 1: What I think this is kind of like I was

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Speaker 1: getting a little bit uncomfortable with this, man, what what

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Speaker 1: what do you do? You think? You don't even make

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Speaker 1: your comfortable bro Let me ask you this ship? Do

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Speaker 1: you think she? She was like, uh, do she like

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Speaker 1: stuff from Victoria's Secret? WHOA hold up? Man, stop right there?

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Speaker 1: You're talking about what? No? I like, I said, what

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Speaker 1: what you hey? What's your name again? Man? My name Chris? Like?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, my name Christ? How long you've been

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Speaker 1: with the company. I've only been there six months? You know?

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Speaker 1: But like I said, I think I saw you at

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Speaker 1: one of the happy y'all I saw maybe you just

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Speaker 1: don't remember who I am though. No, no, no, man,

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Speaker 1: but you weigh out of line talking to about the size.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not comfortable with this at all. Man. You

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Speaker 1: know you you weigh out of line, right? But what what? What? What?

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Speaker 1: You didn't answer? My question was what do you think

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Speaker 1: she liked victorious secrets? What you gonna answer you questions?

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Speaker 1: Keep talking about? Okay, okay, what's what's sup? But what

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Speaker 1: the language? Brother? What's what's we? Brothers? You know? We

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Speaker 1: we know brothers? You cool? When did you get on

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Speaker 1: asking me about my wife's clue? Oh? Okay, okay, all right, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: What all I'm saying is do you think she gonna

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Speaker 1: like the victorious secrets? I don't give up? Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: set up up with that? Do you know how long

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Speaker 1: we've been together? I know this woman since high school.

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Speaker 1: Don't come to me with that. Oh okay, So so

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to get up. What what? What?

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Speaker 1: What time do you guys get off? I'm coming. I

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Speaker 1: leave off at five thirty, but I was gonna leave earlier. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we can talk about this faith to faith. Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get listen what they ain't gotta listen

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Speaker 1: to me. I'm trying to get shared of panty. And

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Speaker 1: Bra said, man, okay, hey, you ain't buying my wife.

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Speaker 1: And she wouldn't even accept it anyway. Hey man, how

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Speaker 1: how do you get this number? How do you get

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Speaker 1: this number? I know she didn't give you this. Let

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Speaker 1: me sell you hot there. I've got it from your wife, Sharon,

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Speaker 1: because guess who I am? I am nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Martin shows. Sharon got me to prank

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Speaker 1: phone call you what there? This is nephew Tommy, brother man,

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Speaker 1: this is some bulls. This is some real bull. This

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Speaker 1: is some straight up bulls. Hey man, you ain't white man.

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Speaker 1: You know you need to stop with people, you know,

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Speaker 1: because you might get you might somebody might be waiting

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Speaker 1: for you have to work one day. Man, that's totally wrong.

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Speaker 1: You ever heard of karma? Somebody gonna play a prank

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Speaker 1: on your one day? Your uncle is right, somebody's gonna

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Speaker 1: whoop your This is just some amount of time. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, Darren, before I get when you,

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Speaker 1: please tell the people what is the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the lad Steve Harvey Show. Y'all man at yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you know what I want to give her some lingerie,

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Speaker 1: y'all man at me. Yes, it's another man wife, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: It's a birthday gift, Jim I'm giving okay, it's a

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Speaker 1: season for that right to be jolly and give jollying

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Speaker 1: fright for frightening. Same thing. But you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know the woman's sizes. I'm saying, give his wife sometimes.

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Speaker 1: But you do you know that the husband can give

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Speaker 1: you something to man telling him when my birthday, you

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Speaker 1: give me something if you want to give me something

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Speaker 1: like your birthdate, death date, same thing. Yes, ass whippers

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Speaker 1: are not seasonal, right, I think it a year round,

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Speaker 1: save all year round. Just because I bought us something,

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Speaker 1: he probably ain't buying her this kind of stuff. So

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Speaker 1: you know some I'm just making a woman stop. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm wrong at y'all. Well, so many places when you

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Speaker 1: jump street out of the gate, I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: you went wrong. Timmy, your wife's birthday, that's probably when

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Speaker 1: your best at the title. Look, look what when a man,

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Speaker 1: when a man want to be thoughtful, when a man

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Speaker 1: want to show that he can't want to be kind,

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Speaker 1: do a gestion for somebody to see what happens this

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Speaker 1: right here? Y'all rounding back up at me. It's wrong

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Speaker 1: with me to get US's wirthday. Yes, Junior, is his

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Speaker 1: wife's birthday, and I'm trying to get her something for it.

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Speaker 1: What she wears it I'm shooting who don't win? It's

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Speaker 1: not don't win? Who don't want laundry? You're wasting your time, Junior,

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm telling about it's sexy pajamas who don't win.

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Speaker 1: But he's over here trying to convince ushness. Yeah you're again, Yes,

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Speaker 1: why you why y'all can't make any contact with me?

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Speaker 1: What I'm talking to you. Get the title. Now we're

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Speaker 1: looking at you, You're not looking at up. Nobody want

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Speaker 1: to laundry. Everybody just don't. Ain'tybody win. Ain't nobody wining?

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Speaker 1: Pajamas and nothing, nothing sexy. I rocked my flanners. If

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Speaker 1: you feel like win some pajamas. I will accept you

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Speaker 1: as you are. Come out in Philadelphia Holiday Comedy Jam,

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Speaker 1: I don't care what you wear? Okay kill Junior Spaces

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Speaker 1: will be in the building. Jam the Brown Earthquake and

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Speaker 1: hosted by Yours Truly. That's Friday de Center the twenty

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Speaker 1: at the met Philadelphia. Tickets on sale right now. All right,

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Speaker 1: there we go. Coming up is the Strawberry Letters subject

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Speaker 1: my uncle is still a player. My old uncle still

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Speaker 1: a player. Wow, we'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: I bet he's still aby in lingebur