Speaker 1: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and
Speaker 1: I'm Miila. Happy Wednesday, Happy home Day.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Oh well, you know.
Speaker 3: Day four, four undred and twenty six hundred of quarantines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, everything's great. I almost died today, hell on
Speaker 1: a hike, which is for real, Like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: Did you relay on the floor? Basically? I really feared
Speaker 1: for my life, Like I honestly was going to give up,
Speaker 1: and I was like, we just need to call someone
Speaker 1: to handle this.
Speaker 3: Did somebody come to know we had figured out? Because
Speaker 3: one did that consists of you finishing the hype?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This was like not like red summer, bitch, because
Speaker 1: I was out in the terrain. It looks so I
Speaker 1: am summer. Did you have an hur top one? I
Speaker 1: had only a sports because I thought I was like
Speaker 1: a little window of I only had a sports cause
Speaker 1: I thought I was just going for a light jog
Speaker 1: and then take some cute pictures and a hike up,
Speaker 1: like I know it was going to be like a
Speaker 1: good hill. Where'd you go in West Hills?
Speaker 3: Were hiking trails over there.
Speaker 1: It's like near my mom's house, And it was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: How long did it take two hours? Because we got stuck,
Speaker 1: We got trapped. We walked, we typed up this hill
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, this ship is really fucking hard.
Speaker 1: But I'm like this is gonna be so good for
Speaker 1: my ass, So I was all for it. We get
Speaker 1: to the top of the hill and make my brother
Speaker 1: take pictures of me and a shit. Then he has
Speaker 1: this great idea of like, hey, like you want to
Speaker 1: venture like off across the mountain to see because there's
Speaker 1: another trail that we can get down the mountain.
Speaker 3: Was he somewhere else?
Speaker 1: Was he certain about that? He saw it? And I
Speaker 1: was like whatever, fine. You know, like me and my
Speaker 1: brother don't get to hang out all the time, so
Speaker 1: like I was like, let's do like a brother sisters
Speaker 1: hang out. Fuck it, let's do it and take pictures
Speaker 1: of me and so I we went and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is cool. It's cool. Then we get
Speaker 1: to the place to go down, bitch. We start going down,
Speaker 1: and early on in the highke he asked me if
Speaker 1: I needed his gloves, and I was like, why would
Speaker 1: I need your gloves? So he knew what he was doing,
Speaker 1: and I was like, because I was like dying of
Speaker 1: like I was, I couldn't breathe, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't breathe. He's my glove. I'm like, why the funk
Speaker 1: would I need a glove to breathe? Not realizing like
Speaker 1: he yeah. Anyway, So we get to like the other
Speaker 1: side of the mountain and we start going down and
Speaker 1: like literally there's like cable link rope to scale the
Speaker 1: mountain to get down, like like a zipline, like a
Speaker 1: like like a rope that you climbed down and you'd
Speaker 1: like kick off and you have to hop down and
Speaker 1: if you let go, you could die. Why would your
Speaker 1: brother bring you on that show with it? And he
Speaker 1: had never been on that part, So how do you
Speaker 1: not need to bring gloves?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think maybe he's gone to like some I don't
Speaker 1: fucking know. Anyway, we get we get down there, and
Speaker 1: I'm like what the fuck? And at first I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got this. I'm a I'm fucking athletic bitch. No,
Speaker 1: first of all, like my like my hands are all
Speaker 1: red because I was literally scaling the mound with my
Speaker 1: bare hands. Then we finally get to this, we get
Speaker 1: I get down the cable link. We're walking down and
Speaker 1: he's like, turn around, turn around, go back up, go
Speaker 1: back up. He's like, what do you mean go back
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean go backup? There's a snake.
Speaker 1: There's a snake down here. It's huge, it's huge. We
Speaker 1: gotta go back up. I'm like, you want me to
Speaker 1: climb back up the rope? Like what are you talking?
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, we have to. I was like, cruise,
Speaker 1: there's gotta be another option, Like I can't go back
Speaker 1: up this rope. Then like these like first of all,
Speaker 1: we saw these two white guys hiking in the distance
Speaker 1: and they like were playing like Travis Scott. And then
Speaker 1: at one point they were like, yeah, nigga, we did it.
Speaker 1: And I was like stop, yeah.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Los Angeles. You might die on a hike.
Speaker 3: And also they'll be white boys saying nigga, like while
Speaker 3: you die, like we.
Speaker 1: Did it, nigga, Like that's what he's saying in front
Speaker 1: of you. No, they were afar, but I heard them,
Speaker 1: and me and my brother were like wow, okay, and
Speaker 1: but then we needed their help. Okay, hey nigga, And
Speaker 1: I was like maybe fun of them the whole time
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, the niggas is got they're coming.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, yeah, we actually need these
Speaker 1: niggas help. So these two white boys with no shirts
Speaker 1: came down to help their They were like, hey, like
Speaker 1: what's going on and they're like, well, there's a rattle
Speaker 1: snake and they're like, there is, let's go see it.
Speaker 1: You know, white people love danger, and so they went
Speaker 1: down to go see it. They're like, oh, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: only facing inward. No, no, no, you could just jump over it.
Speaker 1: I was like, let's just jump over it because I'm
Speaker 1: not going going back up now.
Speaker 3: If you know your ass chose to jump over a
Speaker 3: snake versus go up and then go up, must have
Speaker 3: been it was this bitch, no even like spiders or anything.
Speaker 1: I bitch, this shit was hard as fuck. So then
Speaker 1: we jump over the snake and then we get down more.
Speaker 1: And mind you, then my brother's trying to keep up
Speaker 1: with them because he like trusts these white boys for
Speaker 1: some reason what and like wants or he wants to
Speaker 1: like he wants them to be in front, but also
Speaker 1: keep up with them to see where they're going. And
Speaker 1: so then he's like trying to keep up with them
Speaker 1: and he's telling me to hurry up. I'm like, Nigga,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to kill myself trying to keep up
Speaker 1: with these white boys. We will figure it out. So anyway,
Speaker 1: they they the white boys just openly said nigga about minutes. Great.
Speaker 1: So then they get to the next part and there's
Speaker 1: another fucking rope to go down, bitch, literally, and this
Speaker 1: one's even more dangerous.
Speaker 3: Really, like I'm low, Like, as much as it sounds traumatizing,
Speaker 3: I kind of want to see.
Speaker 1: What I want to do it well, I'll take you
Speaker 1: get gloves. Would have been better if you had gloves.
Speaker 1: I just needed to mentally prepare. I was not mental.
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't have a shirt on, and
Speaker 1: I'm like running through bushes like I got bit up.
Speaker 1: Like anyway, so we get to the second rope and
Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all, the rope was there, it
Speaker 1: just wasn't gonna help. So I found a hole through
Speaker 1: a rock. So I jumped through this hole bypassed the rope.
Speaker 1: Then we get down and we realized there's a whole
Speaker 1: other cliff with another rope and the right side. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my brother and my brother goes to check it out.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, we can't. We're not gonna make it
Speaker 1: down this way. This is this is you guys, this
Speaker 1: isn't going to at this way. He's like, this isn't
Speaker 1: going to work. We're still with the whites. This isn't
Speaker 1: going to work. I mean, I'm with I'm with cruise.
Speaker 1: I would I would follow the whites too. And I
Speaker 1: was like, are you sure it's not going to work?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? And he's like yes, and I was
Speaker 1: like fuck. So we got to climb. So then we
Speaker 1: had to climb back up. I had to scale my way,
Speaker 1: like with my hands back through the hole that I
Speaker 1: jumped through. The white boys had to pick me up.
Speaker 1: Then the other way, then the other white boy like
Speaker 1: they're like, there's got to be another way around. So
Speaker 1: they start like you know, doing assessing the terrain and
Speaker 1: they find a different way and they're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is it.
Speaker 3: This is it.
Speaker 1: So then we're like all right, great, and so then
Speaker 1: like they just leave us. They just fucking they just
Speaker 1: left us, like not we helped them, They did not
Speaker 1: help us.
Speaker 3: Said there's an important lesson here, everybody.
Speaker 1: And honestly, I was like, the lesson of the day
Speaker 1: is like, you're out here on your own. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're out here on your mother find the whole time,
Speaker 1: Like when we were looking for help, and like I
Speaker 1: was bitching the whole time. One of the guys was
Speaker 1: like searching the terrain, like he was saying shit for
Speaker 1: like a good five minutes, and we're like hello, and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, my bad taking pictures for the GRAM.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the most la shit I've
Speaker 1: ever heard of. People. I'm trying to get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here. You're taking pictures for the GRAM.
Speaker 3: You have literally painted the perfect picture of exactly where
Speaker 3: we live. Okay, lots of lots of fake outdoors, neess,
Speaker 3: lots of white people saying nigga.
Speaker 1: So then we get finally we follow them, but then
Speaker 1: they leave us because we're going too slow, and I'm
Speaker 1: cursing out my brother because I'm like, yo, first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm not chasing them. Second of all, you have no
Speaker 1: hiking etiquette because you're supposed to be fucking behind me
Speaker 1: just in case I fall. You're supposed to behind me
Speaker 1: when I'm going up, and you're supposed to be in front
Speaker 1: of me when I'm going down. And he's just he's
Speaker 1: twenty and just clueless. So I'm like, all right, we
Speaker 1: finally get to like a safe fish place, and there's
Speaker 1: this big ass cave like a serie, like a bitch,
Speaker 1: like a cake, not a cute like not like a
Speaker 1: little petite cave like mountain lions have lived here for
Speaker 1: thousands of years. It's definitely gonna have to check this
Speaker 1: out and report back because I don't believe shit. She's saying,
Speaker 1: did you see my stories? No, oh, you gotta go
Speaker 1: see my stories. I'm not kidding. So the cave has
Speaker 1: this crazy dark hole. I hear creatures, no making sounds.
Speaker 1: I need to hear what kind of sounds they were like,
Speaker 1: they were like doing it, Yes, it was, and it
Speaker 1: was like echoing. I was like, I don't know, no,
Speaker 1: I don't even I can't even like I can't even
Speaker 1: replicate nature sounds. They were just doing weird ship It
Speaker 1: sounds like a large hand. So yes, to the point
Speaker 1: where my brother was like, let's get the fuck out
Speaker 1: of here. Oh he was, And then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: we're already here, so let's take a picture. So that
Speaker 1: I was, and I was very la and made him
Speaker 1: take a picture of me and Finally we made it down.
Speaker 1: Literally two hours later, my daughter and my mom went
Speaker 1: on like a safe hike trail. They were waiting in
Speaker 1: the car for us for an hour. My mom was like,
Speaker 1: there was a car that needed to be My mom
Speaker 1: was like, because we drove to the trail. My mom
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck were you doing this whole time?
Speaker 1: I was like, Cruise tried to kill me. Like, clearly
Speaker 1: I'm sunburn. I brought it up. So yeah, that was
Speaker 1: my day today, almost died and I'm really happy to
Speaker 1: be here. Wow, I'm happy to see you. Well we
Speaker 1: have done.
Speaker 3: I who've been eaten by an anonymous, unonymous creature in
Speaker 3: the cave?
Speaker 1: No, like for real? It really like. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: nature is bigger than me. Yeah, it was my nipples
Speaker 1: out again.
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Speaker 3: Mila's weekly nipslips. Okay, so you're crazy, Cruise try to
Speaker 3: trick you into dying, but you made it just with sunburn,
Speaker 3: blistered hands and.
Speaker 1: In sick bites. Yep, I'm okay.
Speaker 3: And of course, most importantly pictures off for Instagram.
Speaker 1: Absolutely okay, they'll help post them on our Patreon today.
Speaker 3: I oh, I did lashes. I got my lashes done.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, let's speaking of crazy ship. This brings us
Speaker 3: to today's this week's topic, Don't Be a Crazy Bitch?
Speaker 1: Part two? What was there an episode ten Ways not
Speaker 1: to be Oh? Wait, one on one.
Speaker 3: Dating, dating one on one, Don't be a psycho? Okay,
Speaker 3: this is dating one on one Don't Be a Psycho
Speaker 3: Part two?
Speaker 1: Mm hm, Because apparently.
Speaker 3: Because pitches be psycho, I be psycho, and apparently I
Speaker 3: am bitches. It goes in waves, and I know I
Speaker 3: talked previously about what do we call him?
Speaker 1: Outdoor bay Wilder Wilder dis Bay, outdoor bay, which.
Speaker 3: Pick one, which I don't.
Speaker 1: Know outdoor Bay. I met a guy on hinge.
Speaker 3: Like a month and a half ago, two months ago,
Speaker 3: before we went to New York, before Corona.
Speaker 1: We had a good day blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: But you know, I don't be really meeting niggas on
Speaker 3: the hinge, so I wasn't really thinking much about it,
Speaker 3: went out of town, acted crazy because I'm crazy, came
Speaker 3: back and we went on a couple of dates. It
Speaker 3: was vivin bomb And now I'm a full blown psycho.
Speaker 1: Yep, are you guys boyfriend girlfriend? No, okay, don't yell
Speaker 1: at me. Second of all, psycho, do you think I am? Well,
Speaker 1: based on the conversations you guys have been having, I
Speaker 1: it sounds like boyfriend girlfriend to me. Okay, well that's crazy. Okay, No, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so this is the cret Okay, if he asked you
Speaker 1: to be his girlfriend, would you say yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know about that. I've already text like,
Speaker 3: I've already had like three people people message me shit,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, listen, I'm seeing somebody, despite when I've
Speaker 3: text you two weeks.
Speaker 1: Ago, despite all the sexting. You did so much.
Speaker 3: Sexting, and now I'm like, I'm seeing someone thinks that
Speaker 3: really serious, really quickly, and now stop texting me. I
Speaker 3: literally told somebody today He's like, you're supposed to text
Speaker 3: me back.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm distracted. He's like Okay, I like, good,
Speaker 1: you get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've come to the conclusion I am when I
Speaker 3: like someone. It's just not it's not a good look.
Speaker 3: It's not good.
Speaker 1: It's not a good look for me.
Speaker 3: I get crazy, like not crazy, and then like the
Speaker 3: normal sense of crazy, bitches, but just like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: call me back.
Speaker 1: Why do you call me?
Speaker 3: I can invite me over?
Speaker 1: Why do you want see me?
Speaker 3: And this person's verily chill, very by himself, very like,
Speaker 3: and like I can tell he's used to being alone.
Speaker 3: And so I'm just a little lommage because I'm crazy.
Speaker 3: Erica called me pray like fourteen times yesterday.
Speaker 1: You called yourself crazy. I was just referming it like
Speaker 1: you just did, like you literally if we can call
Speaker 1: too tight stressing me out, if we could count the
Speaker 1: amount of times you just called yourself crazy, it would
Speaker 1: cancel out anything. That's because I feel crazy when I
Speaker 1: like someone.
Speaker 3: I started to feel crazy because I usually don't like people,
Speaker 3: and so liking someone feels out of my nature and
Speaker 3: it just feels uncomfortable. And it's just like this is
Speaker 3: very soon, this is very sudden. Granted, we took like
Speaker 3: e our second our second date, and we like watched
Speaker 3: we just sat in the car and watched the city
Speaker 3: and rolled and made out for like five hours straight,
Speaker 3: which I think anyone will fall in love doing that
Speaker 3: because that's romance. That's everything you need for romance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eb and views that I brought soup cookies. It
Speaker 1: was great. Yeah, that combo.
Speaker 3: And then we hung out again and we did mushrooms.
Speaker 3: We again, we did another halfy and another time we
Speaker 3: did mushrooms. But mushrooms are super emotional, and I cried.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I cried. I was just feeling
Speaker 3: very safe and very comfortable, and it just got very deep,
Speaker 3: very quickly.
Speaker 1: Well, we were doing a lot of drugs while dating.
Speaker 1: Of course you're getting deep. You're not gonna be grathing
Speaker 1: the surface on Ian mushrooms. Hey, so how about your day.
Speaker 1: It's like, let me tell you about my whole life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I'm going to tell you everything that everyone
Speaker 1: that hurt me, how that hurt me, you will know about. Okay.
Speaker 1: So first he said I was a slut in first grade,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know what that meant.
Speaker 3: No, honestly, that's how I found and he and I cried,
Speaker 3: girnd he just helped me and held me tighter, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm in loved and I'm like, maybe
Speaker 3: it's the mushrooms. But on the contrary, the following day
Speaker 3: after the drug the drugs, it's still cool.
Speaker 1: We still like each other and it's great. Really, I
Speaker 1: met some of his friends. My titties. Can I just
Speaker 1: did do one of these for you unless you just
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't Instagram to flow this, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. Instagram is tripping, Okay. I posted a picture
Speaker 1: on vagiant I just did avagiinant. I posted on our
Speaker 1: Stories stopped. Johnson posted a whole, full blown dick like
Speaker 1: it was a dick, and I was like, how the
Speaker 1: fuck are they posting this? But I can't post a
Speaker 1: nug of weed. This is retarded anyway. It's my beef
Speaker 1: with Instagram, and we smoke whatever. It's just, but it's
Speaker 1: in its pure form, not smoking just and it's pure.
Speaker 1: There's a wed pages weed Instagram page canvas.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you were saying that I'd be psychoned. No, you
Speaker 1: were saying that.
Speaker 3: Oh, then the following days without the drug, you still
Speaker 3: like him, You still like each other. We're having mature conversations.
Speaker 3: We're talking about timelines. What's your five year plan? You know,
Speaker 3: where do you see yourself. How soton do you want
Speaker 3: to have kids? He doesn't have any kids. He's forty three.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm just concerned, like I don't even know.
Speaker 3: I mean I do know, I wait.
Speaker 1: What's what.
Speaker 3: He wants kids obviously, right, okay, And I'm like I
Speaker 3: thought I did, and I do, but I'm scared i'd
Speaker 3: be post traumatic baby daddy disorder like as fuck, and
Speaker 3: so that, you know, we talked about that. We talked
Speaker 3: about I don't know, just ship the other niggas don't
Speaker 3: be talking about. I mean, I mean, I've dated people,
Speaker 3: but it's never you never seen it, Like those conversations
Speaker 3: come up because probably I'm dating twelve year olds and
Speaker 3: shit not twelve really, but you know, thirty means twelve.
Speaker 3: So it's like a brought the fresh air. But also
Speaker 3: like I'm distracted, I'm thinking about him. That feels crazy.
Speaker 3: I just you know, I'm not used to being off
Speaker 3: my game like this because you know, go and brush
Speaker 3: your shoulders off.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I think you're like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: the beginning. It's always like that. I think when you
Speaker 1: really like someone, you know, it's exciting, it's like it
Speaker 1: feels overwhelming, you know, yeah, that's how I feel. Like, wait,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I mean, yeah, it feels overwhelming. That's how
Speaker 1: I felt with Happy Bay when it all started. When
Speaker 1: and I was acting crazy too, you know, like I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go hang out downtown. Maybe he'll be there
Speaker 1: call me. I know.
Speaker 3: I text Erica that I was in this neighborhood and
Speaker 3: I text I'm like, hey, I'm in the neighborhood and like,
Speaker 3: he didn't text me back for three hours, and I
Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck don't you understand that means?
Speaker 3: And fighting me over Literally that voice came out of
Speaker 3: my mouth. I'm the exorsus. This is crazy. But now
Speaker 3: I get it. And I was totally talking about Erica
Speaker 3: in front of her face when she was like all
Speaker 3: infatuated with Happy Bay last year.
Speaker 1: So now you know how it feels. No, I get it.
Speaker 3: I just I don't think I like this feeling, Like
Speaker 3: I like, I.
Speaker 1: Don't like that feeling. I mean, it's exciting, it is,
Speaker 1: but then it's at least for me. I'm not don't
Speaker 1: I don't want to adopt anything I'm I'm I've encountered,
Speaker 1: but I felt like it was exciting at first, and
Speaker 1: then it never really and you know what it was
Speaker 1: with him though, I never felt totally secure in our
Speaker 1: relationship fully when we were not together, So it just
Speaker 1: I felt anxious anxiety all the time, just anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious,
Speaker 1: like is he gonna call me? I was out with today,
Speaker 1: He hasn't called me yet but seven pm, and like
Speaker 1: ours with out tonight, Like I'm not calling him, Like
Speaker 1: what should I call him? I'm a grown as a woman.
Speaker 1: I can call him, but the fuck I'm texting right
Speaker 1: the fuck now, I'm grown.
Speaker 3: How do you think she responded this like tonight?
Speaker 1: No tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Like she was do you think this means? She's like, bitch,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm like, well, he said we should
Speaker 3: watch this movie. What do you think that means?
Speaker 1: Tonight? Another night? Should I ask him? What date should
Speaker 1: I schedule it?
Speaker 3: She's like, you were really acting crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, why don't you just ask him? Why
Speaker 1: don't you just say yeah, let me know when? Because
Speaker 1: of my psychonists with that, I've learned how to ask
Speaker 1: things because I had to because I was so psycho.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, we gotta figure this out. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna figure this out. And then how I'm gonna ask, Okay,
Speaker 1: that worked. That worked. We know this works, we know
Speaker 1: this does not work, so let's go with this more.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, I'm so cool, you know I
Speaker 3: don't have to do this. And then it's at my
Speaker 3: friend's house and I was like, you know, I told
Speaker 3: him I was gonna stop by after, but I feel
Speaker 3: like I forced it. Should I just reassure, Like should
Speaker 3: just call him and be like should I come? Are
Speaker 3: you sure it's it cool? I don't have time for this.
Speaker 3: Is why I prefer to keep a six foot distance
Speaker 3: during quarantine and just keep it just all the time
Speaker 3: six foot distance because this is too much anxiety. And
Speaker 3: also I blame my ovaries that produced the estrogen that
Speaker 3: is making me a bitch ass, like just making me
Speaker 3: a simp and making me crazy. And I don't think
Speaker 3: men experience this.
Speaker 1: They don't, they certify, do not experience this at all?
Speaker 3: Maybe Like no, it literally literally it literally makes me
Speaker 3: feel like I'm in like junior high again, like the
Speaker 3: way I go to sleep at night, Like remember you're
Speaker 3: junior high and you have a crush and you're like,
Speaker 3: I want to think about Dannian all night long because
Speaker 3: I love him.
Speaker 1: Yes, I go to sleep thinking him.
Speaker 3: That's I think I'm going to sleep as a thirty
Speaker 3: two year old woman, thirty one year old, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna think about outdoors, e bay. It's very interesting anyway,
Speaker 3: you've had a little quarantine action.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 3: It makes me seem like I'm only crazy bitch here.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not crazy. Okay, well his time he is.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's crazy. Okay, Well just tell the
Speaker 1: story and I'll say where it is comes in. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I So I joined Hinge again. You guys
Speaker 1: I think I told you. Yes, they did, and you know,
Speaker 1: I went on my first virtual date, which was interesting.
Speaker 1: It was not with him, even on a series of
Speaker 1: virtual dates too, just with one him and another appe.
Speaker 1: So I'm with one guy and he was like hello,
Speaker 1: greasy on the screen, like greasy as fuck, Like he
Speaker 1: just he told me he just finished cooking, like he
Speaker 1: was perspiring. I was like, what's happening. He's also warned
Speaker 1: me and said he looked bad. He said that, he
Speaker 1: just said, my hair is like outgrown. He was at
Speaker 1: he was true, it was accurate. He didn't look good,
Speaker 1: and for me, I just feel like if you're not
Speaker 1: bald during quarantine, like just don't even do the virtual
Speaker 1: dating thing. Like niggas goes out here fucked up who
Speaker 1: actually have hairlines because they can't get their haircut, and
Speaker 1: when they don't get their haircut, unless you're going unless
Speaker 1: you're like trying to do like j Cole or like
Speaker 1: I don't know, the weekend, it's just not it's not
Speaker 1: a good look for black men out here during quarantine.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I went on that thing. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's cool, Like it was it was like a way
Speaker 1: to hang out that night, you know, I mean, it
Speaker 1: wasn't And you know the reason I liked it too.
Speaker 1: And you know, we talked to Jamila on last week's
Speaker 1: episode and she had basically said that you guys should
Speaker 1: check out last week's episode. It's really good on co
Speaker 1: parenting and just what else were talking about? Quarantine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: quarantine dating and most importantly quarantine quin And basically what
Speaker 1: she said was that dating right now has been really
Speaker 1: good for her because she's had been having like really
Speaker 1: deep and like interesting conversations with men because they're home
Speaker 1: right now and they're like not that distracted and they're
Speaker 1: chilling and they actually, you know, it's low. It's low
Speaker 1: commitment too, you know what I mean. It's like now
Speaker 1: it's not no big stress of like impressing someone in persons.
Speaker 3: Just less, there's less bullshit because the truth is like
Speaker 3: when I when I go on a date, even when
Speaker 3: I want to date with this guy, like it was fun,
Speaker 3: I had a good time, but like there's drinks involved.
Speaker 3: It's loud, not necessarily loud, but it's like you're like
Speaker 3: hei and it's just like cool. But when you have
Speaker 3: no choice but to just talk to someone literally in
Speaker 3: a car on the phone, on a FaceTime in the house,
Speaker 3: like you're literally not there's nothing else distracting, you have
Speaker 3: only the conversation, right, So I told.
Speaker 1: Her I didn't really believe her. And then like two
Speaker 1: days later, I went on a hinge date with this
Speaker 1: guy and I can't ever.
Speaker 3: Even down to do like the FaceTime thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would do that. We feel
Speaker 1: so weird about it. You'd rather meet in person. Then
Speaker 1: I feel like it's even it's even better, feed me
Speaker 1: and buy me drinks even better. I don't want to
Speaker 1: sit down talk to you, you know, but I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want to know. Yeah, I'm sure that's great. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I went on your face time when I
Speaker 1: FaceTime Hinge day with this guy, and you know, I
Speaker 1: had really judged him before, like I had had all that.
Speaker 1: Oh I was here, was it the first time? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: were here? I was here. Yeah, I had like had
Speaker 1: all I had had preconceived. Notion was yeah, basically like
Speaker 1: she was in a bitchy mood. Basically we had matched
Speaker 1: like a long time ago, like a very long time ago,
Speaker 1: and like we had planned a date. He canceled on
Speaker 1: the same day and it irritated me and I just
Speaker 1: ignored him forever after that.
Speaker 3: Then you found him on a different dating he found
Speaker 3: me on it. So first I was on Tinder. Now
Speaker 3: this transferred over to Hinge, which is really weird. So
Speaker 3: im months later, months later, like literally like six months later,
Speaker 3: more than six months.
Speaker 1: We matched. We matched again, and actually he had messaged
Speaker 1: me a few times. I was still kind of being bitchy,
Speaker 1: and you know, I just I don't know, I think
Speaker 1: maybe of bitches they do. And so quarantine happened. He
Speaker 1: hit me, I must be feeling nice that day, and
Speaker 1: she wasn't even feel nice. You know what it is.
Speaker 1: She pre planned well, but you know what, the idea
Speaker 1: of doing a hinge date over the FaceTime seemed less pressure.
Speaker 1: So it seemed like, you know what, fuck it, Like,
Speaker 1: what do I have to lose? I don't have to
Speaker 1: get dressed. Really, I don't have to go anywhere. Like
Speaker 1: then I could literally be wearing a shirt and like,
Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't see what's below? Did did you
Speaker 1: put makeup on? I put conceal her on.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I mean I'm just trying to see because.
Speaker 1: I and also I do believe that, yeah, you should
Speaker 1: fucking put conzealurn. I still feel like if you're going
Speaker 1: on a virtue, I am advocating for people that go
Speaker 1: on dates, virtual dates to approach it as a real date,
Speaker 1: mostly the black men. Okay, I need you just put
Speaker 1: a hat on something, just take a razor to the edge.
Speaker 1: Just I can't not if you don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking doing unless you're just naturally fine. Okay, because yeah, anyway, yes,
Speaker 1: I did put zeelron and mascara, and we were talking
Speaker 1: and Jamila was in the room, and like I can
Speaker 1: see her being a bitch from here. I was I
Speaker 1: could see you. I just wasn't. I wasn't being a bitch.
Speaker 1: She didn't want to do it. She was just like
Speaker 1: I wish I could reschedule it. She was I did
Speaker 1: say about it.
Speaker 3: She was just in a mood because Eric could be
Speaker 3: moody and I could just see her in here, and
Speaker 3: I was like, poor guy, poor guy.
Speaker 1: And then she somehow made She's.
Speaker 3: Like telling me like, so I rolled the blends and
Speaker 3: she comes out here, and so of course, because we're married,
Speaker 3: I have to introduced myself, like the man and the
Speaker 3: relationship that I am.
Speaker 1: Hello there, sir young man. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: Jamila here her other man slash woman slash wife.
Speaker 1: You actually did say that. You just thought that yesterday
Speaker 1: last night you were like, so, I'm gonna be here
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm here all the time, did I? I
Speaker 1: said that we're trouble and he better get used to it. Anyway.
Speaker 1: We were just so, yeah, he got here anyway, So thankfully,
Speaker 1: what did you ask? I asked him some really essential questions,
Speaker 1: what did you ask? They were serious?
Speaker 3: I heard her ask him what he did, and he
Speaker 3: went on a fucking tangent because he's a nerd about
Speaker 3: all this nerdy shit that she doesn't understand. I mean
Speaker 3: they did I but I could see her with mine
Speaker 3: just I get first get distracted way too close because
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, I could just see just like
Speaker 3: your face. So when she came in here, and then
Speaker 3: you know, okay, so keep in mind outdoors e Bay
Speaker 3: is very nerdy a little bit. So I'm like team
Speaker 3: nerds right now. So I'm like, oh, poor guy, Like
Speaker 3: she's being such a bitch. So he comes in here,
Speaker 3: she comes in here, she's smoking, and I introduced myself
Speaker 3: because I'm a good partner, and then I start asking
Speaker 3: him some essential questions and I can tell as soon
Speaker 3: as he starts answering the question, she's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 3: Then he's answering it kinda well, and then she's.
Speaker 1: Like, I forgot what you asked you.
Speaker 3: Well, he has a kid and basically hit a kid
Speaker 3: in like a agreement and a friendship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some weird shit. And I said, well, I'm curious.
Speaker 3: You're just a young guy of thirty three, what would
Speaker 3: make you agree to just have.
Speaker 1: This agreement and maybe not wait around for.
Speaker 3: A like a wife, because obviously now you're in this
Speaker 3: position we have to explain this to this bitch from
Speaker 3: Bumble and her friend, and we're concerned why you did
Speaker 3: this because we don't get it.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I actually didn't. Okay, go on, anyway, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: What are we calling him? Nerdy Bay?
Speaker 3: Okay, nerdy Bay? Okay, hindebe nerdy Bay. Everybody's a hingchebe,
Speaker 3: literally everybody. No, no trembling lippey. That's tender by outdoors
Speaker 3: by outdoors bay venice by.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're right.
Speaker 3: So he I can see her open up like a
Speaker 3: little clam.
Speaker 1: Shut up. I fucking can't stand you opened him up
Speaker 1: like a little clan.
Speaker 3: I opened you because you were being bitchy and my
Speaker 3: questions you kind of start. I could I could see
Speaker 3: her eyebrows change. I could see her interests pique because
Speaker 3: of how he was answering the very specific questions is
Speaker 3: I was asking because they were important, asking him about
Speaker 3: his blood for white women, you know, things that she
Speaker 3: wanted to ask but forgot, and then guess what, She's
Speaker 3: hit the plane a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Calm the fuck down, and I'm just sorry.
Speaker 3: Float back out to the other room to her hinge
Speaker 3: date of FaceTime and a much different mood than she came.
Speaker 3: And so you're welcome, Thank you, Artie Bay. Anyway, fast forward,
Speaker 3: she tells me, oh, by the way, okay, let me,
Speaker 3: did you want to tell your own story?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Wait, I don't know what's going on. I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what did I say.
Speaker 3: So after that, a couple of days later, suddenly she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna let Nerdy Bay come over and
Speaker 3: we're gonna take some mushrooms. And I said, hold on,
Speaker 3: wait a minute, going a little fast here. I know
Speaker 3: I opened you up, but you need to come down.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is his last name? And also because
Speaker 3: you mushrooms on our first day, you're trying to take
Speaker 3: a book out of my playbook.
Speaker 1: You look like you you know, you know, you know
Speaker 1: sometimes I can be uptight, and so you know, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to open up and live life on the edge,
Speaker 1: break quarantine for total strangers, and do mushrooms. And yeah,
Speaker 1: so I did that, and I was just having a
Speaker 1: weird day that day, Like that day was just not
Speaker 1: Erica is a little moody. Well no, like, in my
Speaker 1: in my own defense, that day, the day my baby
Speaker 1: daddy's other baby was born.
Speaker 3: So it happened to be like three days after your
Speaker 3: baby was right.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying like I just felt weird that
Speaker 1: I knew that day I was going to feel weird,
Speaker 1: and so that's why I decided to do the mushrooms
Speaker 1: because I wanted to kind of get out of my
Speaker 1: head because I was already starting to go in that space,
Speaker 1: and so I did them. He happened to text me,
Speaker 1: he was like, what are you doing. I told him
Speaker 1: what I was going to do. He said, he basically
Speaker 1: asked me could join me. I was like, fuck it,
Speaker 1: why not? I was? You know what, It's so funny
Speaker 1: because I started off that day too. And I started
Speaker 1: off that day. I went to the coffee shop and
Speaker 1: like I was driving and I felt the urge to
Speaker 1: like I knew no one, like I wasn't at my house,
Speaker 1: like I was alone, and I felt the urge to
Speaker 1: call someone to hang out with me like I and
Speaker 1: it bothered me. I was like, why can't I just
Speaker 1: be alone? Fuck?
Speaker 3: Have your feelings and yeah, you're just like you have
Speaker 3: you feel like you want to be next to someone,
Speaker 3: and you know, like I don't even.
Speaker 1: Need to like, can I just go sit my ass
Speaker 1: down at home? And I didn't, but like I just
Speaker 1: want to. I just want to touch on that because
Speaker 1: I feel like that's something that people I wonder if
Speaker 1: other people experience, because.
Speaker 3: Well, before you continue, I just think that in general
Speaker 3: and quarantine in this space, this very isolated space, we
Speaker 3: have limited activities to participate in.
Speaker 1: Especially when you have the oportunity to give your kid back,
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 3: Been had a very extra amount attend like time to
Speaker 3: attend to how you spend your energy and your thoughts
Speaker 3: and where energy goes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, right anyway, so yeah, anyway, he ended up
Speaker 1: coming over and yeah, we like we chilled, we smoked
Speaker 1: and just like talked for a while, probably two hours,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, soops and he's never taken
Speaker 1: so he took wait two hours before he took him. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked and stuff. I didn't want to just go
Speaker 1: straight and like, hey, so here's cry cry my arm stranger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then that's when like, so after he took them
Speaker 1: and we took them, and I was like, wait, I
Speaker 1: don't actually know this person. What if he has a
Speaker 1: bad trip and I to take care of him? And
Speaker 1: like I like he's here. If we responded, am I
Speaker 1: responsible for him?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Like then I but then I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna let it go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go in my corner. That's what has to happen. And
Speaker 1: so cry over here, sir and so. But actually we
Speaker 1: had a really it was a cool trip. Like he'd
Speaker 1: I definitely had to guide him a little bit since
Speaker 1: he'd never done it before and was he panicking. It
Speaker 1: wasn't panicking. He was just like talking a lot. And
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you probably should not talk anymore.
Speaker 1: Just shut the fuck up, because you should just go inward.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't really want to hear you talk right now,
Speaker 3: a little chatterbox.
Speaker 1: Because for me, like I just feel like on mushrooms,
Speaker 1: I do like I kind of I get introverted. I
Speaker 1: get like I don't know, I don't even know. I
Speaker 1: wish I could maybe I should film myself one day.
Speaker 1: But I told her, let's film herself. She literally text
Speaker 1: me this morning, I don't feel comfortable doing that. No,
Speaker 1: I no, I get it.
Speaker 3: I feel like, well, privately, after you said that, I
Speaker 3: was like, well, maybe who knows what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: You're right, that's actually a very statement. I mean, wouldn't
Speaker 1: have to put it out no, right right, I do
Speaker 1: would like I will probably feel myself and you'll never
Speaker 1: see it, you guys, maybe maybe patrimo. So I I'm
Speaker 1: very personal. I just like, yeah, I just usually I
Speaker 1: sometimes I cry. Sometimes it depends what I'm I usually
Speaker 1: try to set an attention. I can usually cry. I
Speaker 1: can cry. Sometimes I can just laugh until I cry.
Speaker 1: I can just be kind of go inward and want
Speaker 1: to just every time I try to talk, mostly when
Speaker 1: I'm on mushrooms. Every time I do try to talk,
Speaker 1: I can't. It doesn't make a lot of sense. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like and then and like, my body is
Speaker 1: telling me to shut the fuck up. And that's what
Speaker 1: his body was doing too. He was like saying, he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't He's like, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm like, should not talk. So we
Speaker 1: just we shut the fuck up, and you guys, I
Speaker 1: got a trampoline Friary's birthday, which is also a gift
Speaker 1: to myself. And honestly, if you have the space, I
Speaker 1: fully encourage you to buy a fucking trampoline, because God damn.
Speaker 1: This is a game changer, especially if you mushrooms, specially
Speaker 1: if you have a kid. If you have a kid,
Speaker 1: because it makes them tire, they want to jump jump jump.
Speaker 1: You can jump with them. It's kind of fun. You
Speaker 1: can exercise. But more importantly, when you do mushrooms, you
Speaker 1: can roll around, bounce while you roll. You can also
Speaker 1: just take breaks jumping, and there's just you can look
Speaker 1: up something like childlike and like we looked up and
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like with the trees. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So it was just amazing. So yeah, we so we
Speaker 1: fell in like heavily, like during that, during that mushroom moment,
Speaker 1: and then afterwards, like after he left, and I kind
Speaker 1: of was just like, oh my god, like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no psycho like no,
Speaker 1: it's more psycho like maybe I maybe I'm not ready
Speaker 1: to be maybe I should just be single. Well, it's
Speaker 1: like you want you want someone to like, You want
Speaker 1: someone and like you want something to like, and then
Speaker 1: when you like them, you're like, oh no, but I've
Speaker 1: never actually had that feeling of like liking someone and
Speaker 1: then being.
Speaker 3: Like repel, Oh I have like I don't normally I
Speaker 3: just go with it. I don't like that feeling of
Speaker 3: vulnerability at all. I mean, like I don't mind being
Speaker 3: proud of it, but I just don't like to not
Speaker 3: like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Yeah, so it was, I do
Speaker 1: it was, It's yeah, I'm you're like, it's crazy that,
Speaker 1: like I realized today that I really am. But like,
Speaker 1: also I feel still fearful because we've talked about, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to be a wife, I'm ready to have
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, I'm ready to get my love to someone
Speaker 1: that we've had times where like I'm so glad I'm single,
Speaker 1: like fuck niggas on quarantine.
Speaker 3: I want so I've done such a range of shit
Speaker 3: on quarantine that I'm like, who am I right?
Speaker 1: So and like and I still do feel like I've
Speaker 1: worked to do on myself because I'm still triggered by
Speaker 1: things that I just feel like I should be passed
Speaker 1: or I should be passed before I do like that better,
Speaker 1: not like I should be passed like to feel bad now,
Speaker 1: you know, but I also know that there's no perfect
Speaker 1: moment to fall in love. And you know, I believe
Speaker 1: that things are presented to you for a reason. They
Speaker 1: come into your life for a reason. And you know,
Speaker 1: I've even thought like maybe there's a reason too that
Speaker 1: like I did not want to connect with him at
Speaker 1: that time, maybe like there it's come to this now
Speaker 1: because I do feel a strong connection to him, that
Speaker 1: it is what it is. But I will say for me,
Speaker 1: like this time around, because I did the like super
Speaker 1: the super crazy shit and like I just it didn't.
Speaker 1: I not and I just didn't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm more protective of my like feelings feelings now,
Speaker 1: not that I'm not going to give them away. I
Speaker 1: just feel like I have to be more. I realized
Speaker 1: that I am filled with so much. I have so
Speaker 1: much love to give. I truly do right, I really
Speaker 1: have to be careful and it's not that I can't
Speaker 1: ever open up like that, but I feel like I
Speaker 1: have to make sure and give it time and make
Speaker 1: them kind of earn in it more because I well,
Speaker 1: in my defense, so happy babe.
Speaker 4: Pulled that ship out of the modes I always do
Speaker 4: literally just like no, but some but then like then
Speaker 4: there's because I don't think this is the thing, this
Speaker 4: is the thing about this whole ship we're not typically
Speaker 4: those bitches.
Speaker 3: I know bitches who I'm like, oh god, not again, Like,
Speaker 3: don't be a dumb bitch, don't be dumb bitch. Shut
Speaker 3: the fuck up, don't be dumb bitch. I am generally
Speaker 3: not a dumb bitch. You know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 3: I'm selaptive.
Speaker 1: For real, Like I I know I can like someone's shirt,
Speaker 1: generally not a dumb bitch. Generally, I don't like I
Speaker 1: don't jump into things prematurely. I see things.
Speaker 3: I've had friends come tell me crazy ship like I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 3: that sounds ridiculous on this person.
Speaker 1: Two minds, blah blah blah. Like I rarely get in
Speaker 1: that space. I realized.
Speaker 3: Once it crosses over to that space, that's when it
Speaker 3: gets scary. It's fucking psycho because I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 3: I'm a dumb bitch, and I thought I wasn't a
Speaker 3: dumb bitch all this time, which is even scarier because
Speaker 3: I'm probably the worst kind of dumb bitch because I'm
Speaker 3: generally because I'm generally.
Speaker 1: Not You've been waiting for this dumbitch moment to come
Speaker 1: out and just give it.
Speaker 3: It's just like give it your all, your love, your loved,
Speaker 3: give it you all like literally like zero one hundred.
Speaker 1: But and and the part of me is like, of
Speaker 1: course I also have work to do. We all have
Speaker 1: work to do.
Speaker 3: This is right, right, But also a part of me,
Speaker 3: the dumb bitch part of me that maybe the smart
Speaker 3: part of me makes me a part of me really
Speaker 3: knows that not one hundred, not all completely. But I
Speaker 3: I do work well with a good partner, hence my
Speaker 3: work wife, you know what I'm saying. Like I realized
Speaker 3: there are like I do. I work well on an
Speaker 3: environment where someone is different, like can get on my ass.
Speaker 1: You know, I could work well.
Speaker 3: Independently, but I do work well when there's like someone
Speaker 3: to push me. And so I see that with the
Speaker 3: potential within finding a good partner that maybe together we
Speaker 3: can like work on the healing and work and nothing like.
Speaker 3: And I'm always on that path either way with or
Speaker 3: without anyone, because that's life.
Speaker 1: And I realized you have to be growing.
Speaker 3: But I mean, I don't know, maybe that's my excuse
Speaker 3: for being generally dumb bitch and just trying to be
Speaker 3: in like and oh three weeks, Well.
Speaker 1: I think it's like I think it's like I agree
Speaker 1: with you. They yes, because I said, like, I don't
Speaker 1: think there's any perfect moment. It's like when people try
Speaker 1: to plan babies, you know, like there's no fucking perfect
Speaker 1: moment for a kid. I mean, some more power to you,
Speaker 1: because there are some some people really accomplish that shit.
Speaker 1: They got pregnant that month, their finances were straight, they
Speaker 1: find probably about that house ahead of all, you know.
Speaker 1: But generally, I think a lot of people like us
Speaker 1: who have had kids, you know, regular people. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe we didn't plan it, maybe it happens sooner than
Speaker 1: we thought. Maybe it took longer than we thought, you know.
Speaker 1: And I kind of feel like the same with relationships too,
Speaker 1: Like you know, you can't perfectly plan the when that
Speaker 1: person walks into your life, and so it's kind of
Speaker 1: like trying to figure out a decipher between like is
Speaker 1: this the perfect moment? Or am I making this the
Speaker 1: perfect moment?
Speaker 4: Like you know, like.
Speaker 1: Is he fulfilling something that like I have a deficit
Speaker 1: of and I need to actually not have a deficit
Speaker 1: of it before, like you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: so is he filling up places for me? Which I
Speaker 1: believe your partner, even when you are happy and you've
Speaker 1: worked on things like will fill up places for you?
Speaker 1: But which ones? What are they?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Is it because it love? It is something that
Speaker 1: you have needed, that's something you.
Speaker 3: May need to fill up yourself before and asking someone
Speaker 3: to take take on that of filling it up for you, right, yes,
Speaker 3: And so.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like it just gets confusing, like I
Speaker 1: didn't and like sex really confuses shit for sure. And
Speaker 1: I really tried to, like be hidie, I really tried
Speaker 1: to follow a passport petting shit girl, right, I really tried.
Speaker 1: I really did, And like we went a whole mushroom
Speaker 1: trip no, no fucking, and then I just broke down
Speaker 1: once I was sober, which is so.
Speaker 3: Sad, and.
Speaker 1: Mushroom Erica is stronger than sober. It's so sad.
Speaker 5: But it's just I don't know, I don't know this,
Speaker 5: I'm just it Also is it's also I think it's
Speaker 5: not even that because we're smart women and the fact
Speaker 5: that we're having this conversation shit means a lot because
Speaker 5: there's generally dumb bitches who are not even realizing they're
Speaker 5: being psychos.
Speaker 1: So at least you could say, hey, this is not
Speaker 1: in the character for me. And maxim stupid fucking psycho.
Speaker 1: I like this guy who this is crazy. But also
Speaker 1: I just think about it like we have to ask ourselves,
Speaker 1: like really, and I need to need you need to
Speaker 1: ask ourself. I need to ask myself. Maybe we need
Speaker 1: to a list what exactly do I like about this person?
Speaker 1: You know, it's really scary. I text you this last thing.
Speaker 1: You're probably sleep because it was like four o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning. I went something made me brief. This it
Speaker 1: my manifestation list. And a lot of the shit on
Speaker 1: my list was there.
Speaker 3: In fact, the only two things that weren't there was
Speaker 3: he could cook and he can't cook, okay, and he
Speaker 3: owns a plant and I said I could.
Speaker 1: Buy a plant. I forgot the plant. Oh I'm watering everything.
Speaker 1: That kind of scared me. But anyway, yes, make a
Speaker 1: list of like what is the list? What are need
Speaker 1: to bring? Example, But do you think that you've had
Speaker 1: enough time to really know if he was a checked
Speaker 1: off everything on that list? Absolutely not, because I mean,
Speaker 1: that's okay, this is what it is. I can't trust myself.
Speaker 1: I've previously made poor.
Speaker 3: Decisions, and not that I didn't undo those decisions and say, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm good at that.
Speaker 1: I'm good, but it took time even when I saw that, Like, so,
Speaker 1: do I be missing shit? Absolutely? Do I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm not missing anything? Does it feel like totally different.
Speaker 3: Than these other things that I've I knew there were
Speaker 3: some like there were some things that were dragging my
Speaker 3: feet on but pretending like I didn't see this does
Speaker 3: not feel like that.
Speaker 1: No. But even though I'm a woman, I fucked up
Speaker 1: before and so well, you can't control another person either,
Speaker 1: like I don't know.
Speaker 3: We only know as much as you know exactly and
Speaker 3: so and I feel like even I don't know, I
Speaker 3: found myself sometimes to get high and be like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, what is this like not even who the
Speaker 3: fuck he is?
Speaker 1: Like what if he's just like about to turn That's
Speaker 1: actually that's literally what I asked him last night. I
Speaker 1: was like, what if you want to turn on me
Speaker 1: and be a totally different person? And I was like,
Speaker 1: am I being honest enough? Have I told him?
Speaker 3: Like I was just like I literally said, davantaging myself
Speaker 3: in my brain like a fucking psycho.
Speaker 1: I literally said to him, so what's the catch? Like?
Speaker 3: What is what?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Like honestly,
Speaker 1: like what just And then I asked him, what would
Speaker 1: your ex say? Is your least is your worst quality?
Speaker 1: Can't text that to me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: He told me already? Okay, yeah, what would he say?
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 2: Something?
Speaker 1: Not that I didn't I was it was not enough
Speaker 1: for me though, I was like, that's it? What was it? Then?
Speaker 1: That was like you perfect naked? Wait what did you say?
Speaker 1: Was it that he cares too much?
Speaker 4: Shit?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even if I could answer that though, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm too friendly. I mean my I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know he cares too much? Now that's a
Speaker 1: lot that Now that sounds tricky. I can't remember what
Speaker 1: it was that might not have been it? And then
Speaker 1: he asked me, see, this is why you can't be high?
Speaker 3: Is I know?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: I literally thought, I'm pretty sure. I imagine a whole conversation.
Speaker 1: What that happened? Thom too embarrassed? Like if we have
Speaker 1: a conversation that went like this, I was like treating, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I can't remember what the fuck he said.
Speaker 1: But thinking about even thinking about that, like, what would
Speaker 1: your ex say your worst trait is like my I
Speaker 1: think my ex would say that I made him feel
Speaker 1: like he wasn't good enough, Like for sure, that's what
Speaker 1: he would say.
Speaker 3: Somebody told me that I am like a man, I
Speaker 3: don't have any feelings, which is crazy. That person is done.
Speaker 3: And also then I'm too friendly and I'm like all
Speaker 3: over the place trying to be friends with everybody. I
Speaker 3: need to chill out.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, what do you think? What do you think
Speaker 1: my worst trade is? But like, what do you do
Speaker 1: you think?
Speaker 3: Do you have any if you had to complain about
Speaker 3: one of my trades?
Speaker 1: You're Oh, I love you, I know I love you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: No one's perfect. Do I get annoyed with you? Of
Speaker 1: course I do. Do you get annoyed with me? Of
Speaker 1: course you do. Like we're with you other each other
Speaker 1: all the time. But I think I'm also not dating you,
Speaker 1: so it's I mean, maybe if I was dating you,
Speaker 1: I'd probably say yeah, like sait dress, now I'm possessive
Speaker 1: and I already dated a cancer and I'm like, y'all
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, please, can you not talk to the
Speaker 1: waitress for thirty minutes?
Speaker 3: I'm not as bad as that cancer?
Speaker 1: Are we not on a date or are we all
Speaker 1: on a date? No?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think of that, but you're not You're
Speaker 3: not like that. Wait one more thing that you were
Speaker 3: going to just try? I don't know if you're just
Speaker 3: trying to glide right over that. But anyway, after Eric
Speaker 3: had stay the following day, she received a poem, a
Speaker 3: beautiful heartfelt handwritten text.
Speaker 1: Poem written, hand written text, hand written text.
Speaker 3: And so this episode isn't just about me, it's about
Speaker 3: nerdy Bay too, because clearly he's crazy.
Speaker 1: Shit, what do you guys think it's Have you ever
Speaker 1: received a poem from someone? Okay, I think it's very romantic,
Speaker 1: but you know why wait wait wait, reason why it
Speaker 1: doesn't freak me out is because my baby dad used
Speaker 1: to do that. I think it's very cute even to
Speaker 1: write poem. I was like, should I write a poem? Cancer?
Speaker 1: Ass bitch? I used to really like poetry.
Speaker 3: No, do we even know what csycle and what's heartfelt anymore?
Speaker 1: Are we just so millennium? It's like I say I
Speaker 1: want romance and then get it. But no, I got
Speaker 1: the poem and I actually it was I actually wasn't
Speaker 1: freaked out by it. I thought it was really I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe he wrote it because it was really actually
Speaker 1: beautifully written and it was very, very long. So I
Speaker 1: was like, when did you write this? She's just told
Speaker 1: me you wrote it that morning, so I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is like or maybe maybe should just flow.
Speaker 3: That is literally some cancer shit, because that just flow.
Speaker 1: That is me. I can write. The fact that he
Speaker 1: wrote something and sent it to me. I don't know
Speaker 1: that takes a lot of vulnerability, especially as a man,
Speaker 1: to do to do that, like, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a very vulnerable thing, and especially after the first date.
Speaker 1: It's so it could be considered psycho as well. Once
Speaker 1: all you look at it, you know, perspective depends who
Speaker 1: you do it. To do it to me, I think
Speaker 1: it's cute, Jamila, she might be scared, but this also
Speaker 1: comes from someone who's was considered writing a poem.
Speaker 3: Also, do I need to write some poetry? I wasn't
Speaker 3: gonna send it though. I would write poetry and keep
Speaker 3: it to myself. I've written Okay, I'll admit I've written love.
Speaker 1: Poetry, and then I keep it to myself. You've never
Speaker 1: actually sent it out, not once. I wrote one poem
Speaker 1: once actually to my ex when he was in jail,
Speaker 1: and that was my only poem. I actually found that recently.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I found it recently. It was about
Speaker 1: him getting out of jail. It was like, baby, like,
Speaker 1: it will be you and me. Plus I ree that
Speaker 1: it was actually not bad and that's not how it went, guys.
Speaker 1: It was a little better than that. But I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I really sat my ass down to write this whole
Speaker 1: fucking poet jail poetry letter. Wow, it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: But also, you know, it's also just that's just embrace
Speaker 3: being vulnerable for a moment, even if it's even if
Speaker 3: we don't know, for.
Speaker 1: Being cycled, if it's und if it's just for quarantine,
Speaker 1: even if it's no, I don't think Min's gonna be
Speaker 1: just for quant I know. I'm just kidding, just like no,
Speaker 1: actually this is.
Speaker 3: Hold on, bitch, I'm in deep, Like, yeah, this is
Speaker 3: this is an.
Speaker 1: Interesting place to be.
Speaker 3: I've told Erico, it's apparent that we fall in love
Speaker 3: once a year publicly and privately. That means we're not
Speaker 3: generally psycho. But no, not really, this is different.
Speaker 1: This is different.
Speaker 3: But also I think it's okay to come to terms
Speaker 3: and be vulnerable and feel how you feel, and then
Speaker 3: remind yourself stop backing, crazy bitch. Just let things flow
Speaker 3: and just embrace it and ride with it and be
Speaker 3: a woman and not overthink shit and not sabotage.
Speaker 1: It and not think Nigga's gonna fuck this up, He's
Speaker 1: going to be psycho? Are you serial killer? You know,
Speaker 1: all those normal thoughts, and just ride the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm riding the rave of I'm riding the wave, but
Speaker 1: I'm still a rave the raven the wave. I'm still
Speaker 1: gonna date. I'm still gonna date because I just even
Speaker 1: if I like and I do like him and I'm not,
Speaker 1: but I just want to make I almost have to
Speaker 1: do that for myself because I know like I can
Speaker 1: be committed even for not committed, and I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure before I do all that.
Speaker 3: This is the first time I felt like I want
Speaker 3: to be committed and I'm not obligated to be committed.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't really have time.
Speaker 3: I don't want to entertain anything else because I know
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like be annoyed, like I don't want to
Speaker 3: hang out with this.
Speaker 1: Other person because I'm like, where's that, Where's outdoors. eBay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think maybe I get there with this guy, but
Speaker 1: it's still we've only hung out twice.
Speaker 3: Well, it also just goes to prove that we're still
Speaker 3: like in eighth grade at heart, because that's what I
Speaker 3: fucking feel.
Speaker 1: Like love does. That love is pure, It has a
Speaker 1: youthfulness to it, and you feel it when it really
Speaker 1: when you start feeling those feelings and the beginnings of
Speaker 1: like something irrationalness. Yeah, like it's who cares, it's been
Speaker 1: three weeks, we're in love, and it really does something.
Speaker 1: It really does something to your brain.
Speaker 3: Especially when you've crunch in the numbers on pattern and
Speaker 3: everything pans out good, then it's at I know our
Speaker 3: pattern is pretty lit.
Speaker 1: Oh so you did look at it. I looked a
Speaker 1: coast o M pattern.
Speaker 3: I crunched the numbers and I was like, oh no,
Speaker 3: this is my husband.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the numbers are all adding up correctly. Where
Speaker 1: she's also not telling sharing the story where she literally
Speaker 1: was like trying to get his birthday secretly she could,
Speaker 1: she asked it, she couldn't remember it, she'd know she
Speaker 1: should text him because she didn't wanted to know that
Speaker 1: she was a psycho that was looking up his date
Speaker 1: of birth for his natal chart to see if they
Speaker 1: were meant to be. I was like, Erica, I've texted
Speaker 1: him like twice. I asked him already. He showed it
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: I can't remember. It's not in the numbers, I said,
Speaker 3: I just got I have to know. This is another
Speaker 3: time that my psycho when was just coming out. I
Speaker 3: was like, I must know what our compatibility is exact,
Speaker 3: not just with the birth dates, with the fucking time
Speaker 3: of birth.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking important to me.
Speaker 3: So I just kept texting him like every five minutes, like,
Speaker 3: by the way, did you get that time?
Speaker 1: He's like, I added you im my, thanks.
Speaker 3: I'm still ready to get back over there to get
Speaker 3: the time so I can crunch the actual numbers in
Speaker 3: the pattern. I just crunched the numbers in the costar. Actually,
Speaker 3: co Star, if you're listening, you need to share the numbers.
Speaker 3: I need to be able to see everybody else's time
Speaker 3: of birth so I can crunch those numbers into other
Speaker 3: other plans.
Speaker 1: You're witnessing it here, guys, Jamilus psychonist in action.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the numbers came back great, So all's well on
Speaker 3: the horizon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ours are there were there were some things that
Speaker 1: were not so great, But I feel like there's always
Speaker 1: this balance. They always try to give you the balance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything's great, but there's all that your sex life is
Speaker 1: gonna suck. Oh that's really great. You guys are life partners,
Speaker 1: but you might feel boxton because the pattern loves to
Speaker 1: use the boxton one. Is it inappropriate to say? Okay?
Speaker 1: It is? It is. Okay, if you have to ask,
Speaker 1: it might be inappropriate. It is, it is. It's gonna
Speaker 1: stop right there.
Speaker 3: All right, then I'm becoming a mature young woman and
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna stop right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know the things that's that The things
Speaker 1: that the app set about are connection shatap no. Well,
Speaker 1: the things that the app said about our connection, I
Speaker 1: kind of already feel like I already knew that kind
Speaker 1: of yeah, I feel it. Well, you know, the pattern is, yeah,
Speaker 1: God speaking to us through app. But I know there's
Speaker 1: no perfect there's no perfect fucking there's no pattern that's
Speaker 1: like you guys, everything is perfect. And that's another thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, before we wrap this up, that's another thing that
Speaker 3: I realize is scary. The scary part of it all
Speaker 3: is like we're going to navigate this life. We all
Speaker 3: kind of like mostly for the most part, my companionship
Speaker 3: want love on partnership. We want you know, peacefulness and
Speaker 3: you know, partners that help us grow. But the truth
Speaker 3: of the matter is is no matter who we find,
Speaker 3: no matter who we find in this world, every single
Speaker 3: person has some shit.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, everybody has some shit. No, it's about who shit
Speaker 1: you want to do it. It's about who she is
Speaker 1: and how well they've handled their shit and is it
Speaker 1: like is it compliment your shit?
Speaker 3: Can you handle my shit? But it's like the fucking
Speaker 3: I had to come to this conclusion that because Okay,
Speaker 3: so he's forty three, he's never been in love. That's
Speaker 3: concerning and alarming, not alarming concerning, like, Okay, are you unabled?
Speaker 3: Are you like you have issues being vulnerable? Because I'm
Speaker 3: a vulnerable bitch. Clearly I'm not going crazy. But the
Speaker 3: truth of the matter is everybody deals with trauma. Everybody does, Like,
Speaker 3: but are you willing to realize you're healing from it
Speaker 3: and you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Work on it?
Speaker 3: And he was like, you know, this is my problems,
Speaker 3: this is what I've experienced, and I think I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do this, and I've been working.
Speaker 1: On this and I'm like Helleluia Alicia telling me Lisha.
Speaker 3: You know, but a part of me is even like,
Speaker 3: you know, we we have to recognize that no one's
Speaker 3: going to come perfect, and like fully, like even a
Speaker 3: lifetime of therapy doesn't make you perfect. And honestly, unless
Speaker 3: you're fucking marrying someone's super rich who has had a
Speaker 3: lifetime with therapy.
Speaker 1: It's true, that's true. I think for me, like I know,
Speaker 1: for me, I just have like I am such like
Speaker 1: words actually irritate me. That's why I don't like texting,
Speaker 1: like and also like I don't like people making any
Speaker 1: promises or anything like that. And I feel like in
Speaker 1: my in this relationship or any relationship moving forward, and
Speaker 1: the the trajectory that I've been on is like I
Speaker 1: need to see the action, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, so, you know, I just
Speaker 1: feel like time only shows that the action, the action
Speaker 1: of whether or not he is gonna work on the
Speaker 1: things he says it's gonna work, Like it's easy to
Speaker 1: say that in week two or three, because you don't
Speaker 1: expect him to figure it out in three weeks. No,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and I'm not talking just
Speaker 1: about you, and like even you know the things that
Speaker 1: you know. My my poet has said to me.
Speaker 3: We're gonna chame him to poetry by he has to
Speaker 3: be poetry Bany. What was nerdy Bays not good enough?
Speaker 3: He's poetry Bany poetry b poetry.
Speaker 1: We take these names very seriously, guys, because once we commit,
Speaker 1: if that's it.
Speaker 3: My guy said something to me, He's like like something
Speaker 3: about talking about him, and I was like, well, I've
Speaker 3: never call you by name. I'm going to probably give
Speaker 3: you a name like.
Speaker 1: Outdoors e Bay.
Speaker 3: I said, it's so serious too, like, no, never, I
Speaker 3: would never do that. It's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Something more along the line. There's gonna be a bay
Speaker 1: at that for sure, but it will never be your
Speaker 1: full name. And we might say it, but we'll bleep
Speaker 1: it out hopefully if Erica remember that's happened too. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I have another Hinge date coming up next guys, Next
Speaker 1: Tuesday Hinge date. No, why do you have the plane?
Speaker 3: Okay? I was gonna say next Tuesday?
Speaker 1: The fuck you need a weak fucking notice for FaceTime? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: because if I might change my mind, between now and Tuesday.
Speaker 1: You know, I might be psycho with you by Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I get nervous on FaceTime. I need to see you.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I feel like nervous.
Speaker 1: I actually I prefer it. It's so much better, like
Speaker 1: you can hang up yeah and block them. I didn't
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we should do it. We gotta go.
Speaker 3: I gotta go to see my man. Okay, just kidding,
Speaker 3: is not my man? That was another that psycho shit
Speaker 3: I was talking about.
Speaker 1: He's not going anywhere I know. Okay, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: I hope you never freacking listen to this. This is
Speaker 3: not good.
Speaker 1: So this is a horry hor stories. It's time for
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Speaker 3: My friend sent this to me. This didn't happen to her,
Speaker 3: and I just thought this is very rude of her
Speaker 3: to send to me.
Speaker 1: Well, when you read it to me or you, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was scary.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
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Speaker 6: while back, but I saw her here again recently. I
Speaker 6: was like, wow, that's crazy. So basically, this woman meets
Speaker 6: a guy on tender. She goes on a date with them. Afterwards,
Speaker 6: she goes back to his place. They have sex. She
Speaker 6: allows him to ejaculate on her face and chest.
Speaker 1: After that happens.
Speaker 6: Next day, things cool, but then she noticed is a rash.
Speaker 6: She's concerned, so obviously she reaches out to the dude.
Speaker 6: Who's the last person she has sex with, lets her know.
Speaker 1: That lets him know that she's going to see a doctor.
Speaker 6: She goes to the doctor. Doctor says, you don't have
Speaker 6: an SCD sensor. To her dermatologist, this word, it gets crazy.
Speaker 6: Goes to a dermatologists. Dermatologists said, do you have that
Speaker 6: there were parasites in the guy seemen who you had
Speaker 6: sex with. Those parasites can only come from one of
Speaker 6: two places, either somebody who has sex with animals or
Speaker 6: somebody who has sex with corpses. She looks the guy
Speaker 6: up on Facebook works in a more.
Speaker 3: And ladies and gentlemen, that is a horror story if I've.
Speaker 1: Ever heard one. Now, that's a real horror story.
Speaker 3: And thank you Shannie Harris for that fucking ad. And
Speaker 3: also that's why I never let people fucking come on
Speaker 3: my face. What do you think it's like a dead person.
Speaker 1: I'm about to throw the fuck. What does the pussy
Speaker 1: feel like? Maybe it's really tight, kind of like everybody
Speaker 1: starts to shut down. Stop it's really tight, pussy is
Speaker 1: really loose. It's everything's like, I don't know, I feel
Speaker 1: like that was muscles with no The muscles get tight, intense, stiff,
Speaker 1: and then you release you're no, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't want to release. No. I think when you die,
Speaker 1: you release and then you start getting stiff.
Speaker 3: I don't even appreciate her for sending that to me.
Speaker 3: I don't even appreciate us for sharing this with you.
Speaker 1: Guys. Dead people have typeos. I need to know. I
Speaker 1: don't need to know. And Jesus Christ, we're gonna google this.
Speaker 1: I don't don't. I'm really gonna go. I bet there's
Speaker 1: a whole like secret dark internet of like people like
Speaker 1: talking about this.
Speaker 3: They're going to trace it back to your your fucking
Speaker 3: htt web address that you've been searching this, and they're
Speaker 3: gonna think you're one of them. I always think that
Speaker 3: when I search certain things, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: Well, when I'm watching porn, accidentally click on some of
Speaker 1: this way, it looks way too young. I'm like, I know,
Speaker 1: especially because I like.
Speaker 3: Like, like taking advantage porn, because I like like stepdaddy,
Speaker 3: because I have issues with what I don't know what's
Speaker 3: going on with me.
Speaker 1: It's my fantasies.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, they're gonna come after me. They're
Speaker 3: gonna think I'm looking for teens something.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: It gets scared, honestly, just since my neighbor got busted.
Speaker 3: Oh, her neighbor have busted for child pornography and then
Speaker 3: they released them back to the neighborhood. I don't understand it.
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Speaker 3: do non stone people partake in this bullshit? We're like
Speaker 3: getting so deep and then we're talking about tight pussies
Speaker 3: of corpses.
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