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Speaker 2: We call a mom who signed her nine year old

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Speaker 2: daughter up for an all girls youth softball team that

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Speaker 2: she's super excited. She's only been to one practice so far,

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Speaker 2: so they're just getting going. But it's the perfect time

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Speaker 2: for the team. Mom Brook to give her a call

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Speaker 2: and let her know the official name of the girls squad.

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Speaker 1: Everybody loves it.

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Speaker 2: And I don't think this is going to be controversial

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Speaker 2: or weird in any way whatsoever. To seventy five nine

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Speaker 2: to two, tell us if you'd be okay with having

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Speaker 2: this is your girls softball team name in your phone

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Speaker 2: tab right now?

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Speaker 1: It's another.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Is this Lisa? Yes, your daughter Cassie has signed

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Speaker 4: up for the league youth softball right.

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Speaker 3: Yes, who's this? Are you the coach? No?

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry we haven't met. I'm the team mom.

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Speaker 4: My name's Laura Laura Jass Oh, hi, Laura, Hi, Well,

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Speaker 4: I'm just calling all the parents to go over the

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Speaker 4: snack schedule for the season, and right now it looks

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Speaker 4: like I have you down for game three, which is

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Speaker 4: on the eleventh. Is that okay?

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Speaker 3: Let's see let me write it down Game three the eleventh. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that'll work.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Oh great, it's so exciting. We just can't wait

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Speaker 4: to cheer on our little pole dancers.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, yeah, did you say pole dancers?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Oh my gosh. The first game is going to

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Speaker 4: be amazing. I just can't wait to see them in action, right,

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Speaker 4: pole dancers?

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Speaker 3: That's what you're calling? Is that the team name or something?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, were you not in that email chain? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's a girl's team name, isn't it? Cute?

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Speaker 3: Pole dancers? P O L E? And then dancers.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, it's probably more sweet than cute, right. The team

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Speaker 4: name is actually in my honor. I obviously shed a

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Speaker 4: little tear when they told me.

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Speaker 3: Explain that to me, Like, what is the origin or

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Speaker 3: is there a specific meaning? I'm not sure I understand.

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Speaker 4: Oh you don't understand pole dancing. I don't come across

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Speaker 4: me to people that are confused. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: I have Polish heritage.

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Speaker 4: Every year for the summer equinox, all the young Polish

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Speaker 4: girls in my family would do a special dance. So

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Speaker 4: we're the pole dancers, you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, an official pole dancer. Isn't that awesome? Is

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Speaker 3: that going to be on their shirt? Oh?

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Speaker 4: You and I think so alike. It already is, and

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Speaker 4: the visors also could fit pole dancers, which was great.

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Speaker 4: You were a little worried.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of letters.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, Oh boy, is this like a sure thing?

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Speaker 3: Has it's been approved?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 3: Every funny here?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's already at the Pretty Press. Hot pink is

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Speaker 4: our color. We do have a little glitter on it too.

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Speaker 4: Oh it was funny like the dads were really on board,

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Speaker 4: which yeah, I thought was great.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure they were very excited about that. I don't

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Speaker 3: want to ruffle any feathers here, but I'm really not

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Speaker 3: okay with this.

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Speaker 4: Oh I see, is this like a political thing? Do

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Speaker 4: you hate Poland or something? No?

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Speaker 3: No, not in any way, shape or form. My grandparents

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Speaker 3: were from Poland, So.

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Speaker 4: You're a poll dancer. Well we can get parent t shirts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, you're not understanding what I'm saying. That phrase

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Speaker 3: has a different connotation, like a strip club and naked

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Speaker 3: women on a metal pole, and that's what most people

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Speaker 3: issue a lie.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, Lisa, you were a wild mom. Oh no,

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Speaker 4: one would think that this is crazy. What were you

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Speaker 4: like in your twenties? Huh boy, that is embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: I'm just so confused.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It does sound like you have

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Speaker 4: a little bit of an issue, but I honestly think

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Speaker 4: you're gonna be fine when we're all sitting in the

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Speaker 4: stands together yelling pole dancers, pole dancers, pool dancers.

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Speaker 3: This visual is so not good for me. I can't

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Speaker 3: even imagine people yelling that.

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Speaker 4: And the girls even have this great chance that they

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Speaker 4: do from the dugout where they're like show me the money.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no. If this

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Speaker 3: is really gonna be what it is, I just I

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Speaker 3: can't in good conscience have Cassie on this team.

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Speaker 4: She's so gonna miss out because at the end of

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Speaker 4: every game, instead of ice cream, we make.

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Speaker 2: It rag dollar bills.

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Speaker 4: Our English ones. Of course.

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Speaker 3: Come on, now, you're just being stuffy. You know that

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Speaker 3: this is like stripper stuff, right, are you pulling my leg?

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Speaker 4: I'm not, but your best friend Darren is, because she's

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Speaker 4: the one that set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, really, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: This is actually broke from the radio show Brooke and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: When I said pool dancers, you kind of knew what

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Speaker 4: I was talking about. You didn't really fall for that

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Speaker 4: whole Polish heritage thing, did jeff I.

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Speaker 3: Really did in the beginning.

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Speaker 4: It didn't seem like you were confused. It seemed like

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Speaker 4: you got it pretty quickly. I mean, you don't have

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Speaker 4: to pretend like we didn't know what we were.

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Speaker 3: Talking about here. This is hilarious.

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Speaker 4: I'm only say you've made it rain before.

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Speaker 3: If I have, I'm not sharing it with you.

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