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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Chris Fairbanks, host of the podcast you're currently

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Speaker 1: listening to. I have just a weekend of shows i'd

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Speaker 1: like to announce at the end of the month here

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Speaker 1: in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, January twenty fourth and twenty fifth, I'll

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Speaker 1: be at the Laughing Tap Comedy specific comedy Club. Get

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Speaker 1: tickets at Chris Fairbanks dot com. Thank you and you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 3: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 4: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: time and they turn and on engage.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you up in star.

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Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 3: We scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Melbourne?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: This is Chris.

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Speaker 3: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 5: Hello, my friend, Karen. I've not seen you in over

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Speaker 5: a month.

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Speaker 3: I know how are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm terrific. I am.

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Speaker 1: Like many episodes, I'd like to start this one with

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Speaker 1: a personal apology.

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Speaker 5: I uh really dismissed.

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Speaker 1: According to the audio clip that was posted to our Instagram,

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Speaker 1: I very much dismissed your call for help when you

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Speaker 1: were smelling toast.

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Speaker 5: I was trying to make jokes the whole time.

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Speaker 3: I would only expect you to do that.

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Speaker 1: But I immediately after hearing it the other day, I

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Speaker 1: did a little research, and indeed, there are several things

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Speaker 1: that it could mean, but one of them is related

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Speaker 1: to a minor your body avoiding an epileptic seizure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to convince me that it's not

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Speaker 3: good news to smell toast randomly. I did not have

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Speaker 3: to convince you.

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Speaker 1: See it's funny because with the backstory, I immediately thought

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Speaker 1: it was like when the oh if your hand smells

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Speaker 1: like peanut butter dut and then someone slaps your hand

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Speaker 1: and it hits your face.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were about.

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Speaker 5: To hit me in the face.

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Speaker 1: I know when I'm being set up, But no, you

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Speaker 1: were actually concerned about your health, and I just you

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Speaker 1: know my defense mechanism.

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing. The interaction expectation between you and

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Speaker 3: I being stand up comedians is not the same as

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Speaker 3: the audience, or even just the general listener that you

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Speaker 3: embody when you listen to clips of our show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, armchair general listener, you know what I would have done.

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Speaker 1: I love everyone live. I would love that everyone who's

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Speaker 1: listening right now. This is not a personal.

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Speaker 5: Attack, not in the least, but it is.

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Speaker 1: Yes, It's it's hard to understand how like if there

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Speaker 1: was an accident and a car flip, you'd start maniacally laughing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's hard for you to relate to that when you're

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Speaker 5: It seems like we're self I share something.

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Speaker 3: Well, unless you have the same weird disease coping mechanisms

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Speaker 3: that we do, which I think a lot more people.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to be.

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Speaker 3: A stand up comedian to relate to our weird personalities.

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Speaker 1: I don't think absolutely not. I think it's more common

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Speaker 1: that that is your outlet. Now that I healthily have

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Speaker 1: a stage place to do these things in a controlled environment,

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Speaker 1: I think I act more appropriately out in the streets.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Good, I'm worried about you in the streets.

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Speaker 1: I have been in these streets. You know what I

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Speaker 1: saw the other day on my street. You're actually this

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Speaker 1: is a good one.

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Speaker 2: Oh, cold on.

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Speaker 3: Is there an animal involved, yes? Is the animal hurt no?

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Speaker 3: Does it have cancer?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Then go tell me this story.

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Speaker 5: I do have some tragic news about the turtles.

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Speaker 3: See it.

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Speaker 1: No, it's the it's there is a cat in my

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Speaker 1: neighborhood that I've seen twice, now what color black with

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Speaker 5: Some my call them spots.

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Speaker 1: Hangs out on the sidewalk and waits or or just

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Speaker 1: looks around until it finds a car with an open window. Yes,

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Speaker 1: will get climb into that car, any person's car, yep,

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Speaker 5: I love it, and I.

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Speaker 1: Hope it's paying a little because why you're leaving your

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Speaker 3: Why are you in a city like this?

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Speaker 1: I yes, And I'm a little worried that I'm just

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Speaker 1: thinking of this now, but this sounds like bad news.

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Speaker 1: I just hopefully that window isn't down because there's a

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Speaker 5: But that's just something I know.

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Speaker 3: You're looking for problems on that line's hypothetical that almost

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Speaker 3: would never happen.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I cannot talk about animals without the possibility of

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Speaker 1: them being injured.

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Speaker 5: I went right back.

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Speaker 3: That's an opportunity to describe a hurt animal. You will

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Speaker 3: jump on.

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Speaker 1: This is a cat that feels empowered, great, and it

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Speaker 1: is finding shelter and is also just having fun. It's

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Speaker 1: the best version of a cat prank I've ever seen.

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Speaker 3: One of my saddest I'll do the sad cat think

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Speaker 3: if you're not going to that makes me think. When

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Speaker 3: I lived in Silver Like, I had this cat, Rudy,

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Speaker 3: and this was Rudy was the best cat. He was

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Speaker 3: super fluffy, like his cat hair was dense. He was

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Speaker 3: up and hold him so like he was like kind

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Speaker 5: Type, that's right.

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Speaker 3: He just was weirdly like, yay, someone's holding me. And

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Speaker 5: This is more tragic than any story I've ever told.

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Speaker 1: Please continue, do you see?

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Speaker 3: And so I like he was gone and I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: It was like he's just gone, and I have to

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Speaker 3: I'm like, be Rudy. I don't think it could at

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Speaker 3: He was rip Rudy. You were a great one.

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Speaker 5: A message to you, Rudy.

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Speaker 3: This truly is a message to you, Rudy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, if for those second wave SKA fans get in here,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's first.

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Speaker 5: Who knows. There were so many waves with that SKA.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that was second.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they shouldn't have just announced every wave wave.

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Speaker 2: Same with feminism, Yes exactly.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't feminism just stay popular if people weren't skanking to

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Speaker 3: His STA and feminism go hand in hand. Yeah, this

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Speaker 3: podcast episode, we're going to explain to you how feminism.

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Speaker 5: Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

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Speaker 3: I'm racking my brain for like I never listened to

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Speaker 3: ska really, but we did go to some skankin Pickle

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Speaker 5: I love skankin Pickle, love them, love them.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a movement when it started again,

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Speaker 1: and I accidentally saw the most terribly named band ever

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Speaker 1: Cherry Pop and Daddy's and this is before Zoot Suit, Ryot.

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Speaker 5: And all that.

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Speaker 1: But I just saw them at a show and I

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Speaker 1: This is amazing because it's like, Okay, here's a bunch

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Speaker 1: That's what I liked. But then when I had a

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Speaker 1: name and all this history, I'm like, well, now I

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Speaker 3: You just can't. Like, you can't in terms of you

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Speaker 3: don't want to be seen that way, you know.

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Speaker 1: I like to revolt against popularity or groups. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: in the audience. But yeah, I still there is the

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Speaker 3: I mean, Brandy's holding out for ska. She'll keep it alive,

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Speaker 3: and I'm positive that she's the one that can do it.

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Speaker 1: She Brandy our friend painted her carb as a real

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Speaker 5: It said real big fish on it.

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Speaker 3: Uh, you know Brandy Posey from the Great two part

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Speaker 3: for the first time. Oh, we've done it since, but

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Speaker 3: we did it first with Brandy.

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Speaker 5: You're right, that was a ground breaking what's I smell

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Speaker 3: And now what if I just didn't answer you when

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Speaker 3: you said you smell toast? And then I'm just like,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, keep changing the subject.

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Speaker 1: I do want to say that in this article it

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Speaker 1: everything that could ever possibly happen to where it's like, well,

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Speaker 1: I think now, it's just it takes away validity when

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Speaker 1: it's thirty nine things it could be.

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Speaker 5: So I think you're fine, but I do, well, it's

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Speaker 5: too late. Now if I did maybe go.

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Speaker 1: To a doctor so you know that toast thing, and

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Speaker 1: they'll laugh, they'll laugh. They'll be like, oh, someone's been

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Speaker 3: What if the last thing on that list of possible

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Speaker 3: problems is that you could get electrocuted by a toaster? Oh?

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Speaker 2: My God, that's great. Stupid, I swell toast.

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Speaker 5: It's probably just my friend alone.

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Speaker 2: And tell it's me. I'm murdering you.

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Speaker 3: I'm holding a toaster. How is Montana?

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Speaker 5: It was great.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I did a little sketch for one of my

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Speaker 1: shows recorded on my watch, where I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I got this used Apple watch. I'm trying to figure

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Speaker 1: it out. Oh, it looks like there's a recorded track

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Speaker 1: on it. And there's an argument that I did with

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Speaker 1: my Pelt Brooks, and we yeah, it's a guy in

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Speaker 1: best Buy. I'm gonna sell all that stuff and get

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Speaker 1: your rent. He's like, you can't sell my stuff. What

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Speaker 1: are you holding a toaster? And then I throw the

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Speaker 1: toaster in the bathtub and all we did is turn

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Speaker 1: on the water and the hair dryer and it sounds like.

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Speaker 5: Brooks is being electrocuted.

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Speaker 1: And I was just gonna play that on stage and like,

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Speaker 1: here's a used watch. Hopefully there's no backstory without nothing nefarious.

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Speaker 1: I only paid five dollars. There's a crack and it

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Speaker 3: It was really nice. I went to see Bradford in Milwaukee.

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Speaker 5: Where is this and what's this person used to do

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Speaker 1: And I'll look and they are happy with a picket

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Speaker 3: Could you stop doing this?

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Speaker 1: Ooh, this is let's challenge someone to a dance off?

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Speaker 3: Still going through Wait, will you resay what you said?

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Speaker 3: Nick Vatter outside? Because I wasn't well.

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Speaker 3: Let's see if I get in front of somebody and

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Speaker 5: Pay on the movie. I pay the old classic double

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Speaker 1: That was my nineteen twenties movie producer. No change in voice.

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Speaker 3: It was all vibe and I have to tell you,

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Speaker 5: A lot of people would have to do a voice

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Speaker 1: See but no, No, that's not how you do it. No,

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Speaker 3: And the new style of acting was born.

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Speaker 1: the future named Tom Hardy.

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Speaker 5: He's very Brandow.

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Speaker 2: That's right, that's true.

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Speaker 1: I'm always picking Hollywood fights in this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever see the t the FX series Taboo

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Speaker 5: That's ringing bells taboo, taboo, I believe. Let us watch it.

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Speaker 5: We can see it.

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Speaker 1: Today's guest thinks of it because today's guest is a

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Speaker 5: I like to eat into very much.

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Speaker 5: Old rags that I've heard of.

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Speaker 1: I see Ashley coming. Hopefully we didn't make kur walk

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Speaker 5: Why there, come.

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Speaker 5: We're you right now.

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Speaker 1: We're already mad recording. So I've just now you know,

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Speaker 1: your ears together for Ashley Ray. Hello, Hello, Yes, that

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Speaker 1: I warned us about the curb?

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Speaker 3: Was that the curb?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's oh, they immediately flip a U turn

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Speaker 5: If you lived here, you'd be home right now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh do you live where we were just at?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I can handle it. I'm strong girl. All right.

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Speaker 5: Good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how's it going to Texas? Good? How are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it can get I started in Austin and would

453
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Speaker 1: drive to Dallas to do the Addison improv, and I

454
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: remember it being.

455
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 5: A special level of heat. Yeah, Like Houston's more muggy

456
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 5: and there's bug in you're sweaty. Yeah, Dallas was like

457
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 5: super hot.

458
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, just dry, can't breathe, like your car needs ac Oh.

459
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: It's I can't believe the number of people I knew,

460
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: Like my friend Matt was a comic.

461
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 5: He had a Honda Dell Soul that with no roof.

462
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people it's just more popularly

463
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: call it a convertible, but it had no air conditioning,

464
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 1: and I didn't understand how he lived.

465
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 5: His life that way.

466
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Speaker 6: Yeah, my aunt has had a BMW in Dallas for

467
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 6: seven years with no ac oh, and she just thinks

468
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 6: it's so cool to have a BMW. She like won't

469
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 6: up read it or get it, and she like, I guess,

470
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 6: can't afford to get it fixed because it's a lot

471
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Speaker 6: for a BMWUS.

472
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Speaker 3: That's really funny. And that's I wonder if that's building

473
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 3: like some sort of a tenacity or like a level

474
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 3: where she can handle more stuff because she's like forcing

475
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 3: herself to suffer.

476
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Speaker 6: I mean, it definitely seems like it's impacting her negatively

477
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 6: mental health, Livin.

478
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Speaker 2: I don't think it's good for her.

479
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good to slowly cook your brain, although they.

480
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 3: Say saunas are really good for your true. Yeah, so

481
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe she's killing two birds, yeah, very true.

482
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 1: It would be therapeutic if a Texas day was only

483
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes long.

484
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's would be perfect.

485
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: And then you went right into a cryo chamber. Did

486
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 1: you start stand up in Dallas?

487
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 7: No?

488
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 6: I started in Chicago when I was a kid, we

489
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 6: moved to northern Illinois, so I mostly grew up in Rockford,

490
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 6: Illinois in Chicago. After college, went back there, and that's

491
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 6: when I was like, you know, spoken word is embarrassing.

492
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 6: I don't want to do this anymore. I want to

493
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 6: do something less embarrassing, so I'll try stand up comedy.

494
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 5: Did you start in slam poetry?

495
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Speaker 2: It was I did.

496
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was huge.

497
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Speaker 6: Okay, this was like two thousand and nine, right, Like

498
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 6: I in high school was super into Audio DeFranco. Yeah,

499
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 6: and I would like perform her songs like spoken word

500
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 6: poems at like our talent shows.

501
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 5: I think it's more perfect than that. I love it.

502
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 6: And like in college I joined speak for our spoken

503
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 6: word team. I would like compete at the Bowery. I

504
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 6: was in like national slam competitions and in Chicago, obviously

505
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,479
Speaker 6: the scene is huge there, like the Moth, That's what

506
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 6: I was doing, And like after every show, all these

507
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 6: white people would come up to me like, oh my gosh,

508
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 6: that was so moving, You're teaching us so much, and

509
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 6: I would just kind of be like, I just want

510
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 6: to make jokes. I just like the funny parts. I'm

511
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 6: not here to like teach you. Oh my gosh, that's

512
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 6: the situation.

513
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, that person is a lunatic and that is going on'

514
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: such a normal haircut. It's always amazing to see a

515
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 1: perfectly normal looking face act like Ted Bundy of the Road.

516
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 3: They're literally listener weaving in and out of traffic, like

517
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 3: trying to catch each other and get in front of

518
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 3: each other and slam on the brakes.

519
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 5: And now they're taking it into a residentia. Well enjoyed

520
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 5: short life you have.

521
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 3: Sorry you were competing at a national level.

522
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, uh for spoken word in Chicago.

523
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: I would like compete in the moth and stuff. Oh

524
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 2: my god. Now he's given people the jerk off symbol.

525
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that guy is getting giving maybe gang signs to.

526
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: Say, yeah, I was just showcasing his many fingertaps.

527
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 5: I do you think I got these?

528
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 2: You know from I'm not Gonna fight someone a far He's.

529
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 3: Like, well, this one is a little mustache on the

530
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Speaker 3: side of my finger.

531
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Speaker 2: Actually very hip in two thousand.

532
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 5: They're all old poems he used to read, I always

533
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 5: bring it back.

534
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 3: So what was the moment where you were like, aside

535
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 3: from the embarrassment, where you're like, I'm going to do comedy.

536
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 6: It was like, so I would do these like spoken

537
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 6: word things like short like you know, storytelling, and I

538
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 6: always just like telling the funny parts of the stories.

539
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 2: I like when people would laugh.

540
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 6: And I hated when like these like you know, well

541
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Speaker 6: meaning liberals would come up to me after like that

542
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 6: was so moving, thank you for teaching us about the

543
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Speaker 6: blacks femail experience.

544
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow. And I would just be like, but just

545
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 2: like laugh though, right, we're trying to have fun here.

546
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 6: And I was in Chicago and Sarah Sherman who's now

547
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 6: you know on S and l Huge and Beck O'Neill,

548
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 6: who's another comedian I love. They were hosting the Cole's

549
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 6: open Mic, which is like the best, biggest open mic

550
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 6: in Chicago, and they were trying to just get more

551
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 6: women to do it. And they were like, look, you

552
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 6: already do spoken word, you may as well try stand up.

553
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 6: It's also embarrassing. Just come to this open mic. We'll

554
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 6: put you up and give it a shot. And the

555
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 6: first time I did it, I fell in love. I

556
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 6: was just like, I love doing this. I think I

557
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 6: did five minutes on Gypsy Rose. Actually I'm very ahead.

558
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: Of my time. This was like twenty seventeen.

559
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 6: That's right, Mommy, Dad and DearS had just come out,

560
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 6: and I had like a five minute set of jokes

561
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 6: on her.

562
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: Nice soft I noticed, though, there was a comedy scene

563
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: in Boise, Idaho that's kind of changed since this woman,

564
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: Lisa Young, she used to run the Funny Bone there.

565
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: She was so passionate about the poetry scene. They had

566
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: like three nights and she was trying to get a

567
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: lot of them to do stand up. She had like

568
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: a master plan for all these comics, and in a

569
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: lot of comics were really good as a result. I

570
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: think it makes for a good stand up, it does.

571
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 7: You know.

572
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: It's like spoken word storytelling.

573
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Speaker 6: You have to kind of be willing to like take

574
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 6: your sad thoughts in sad life and turn it into entertainment. Yeah,

575
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 6: so it's just one more step to be like, okay,

576
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 6: well let me make it funny.

577
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:38,719
Speaker 5: Right right.

578
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: I think for me it would have helped because it's like, oh,

579
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: the actual words.

580
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 5: Don't just go up there and riff on a topic.

581
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 5: You should write.

582
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: Because it took me a long time, I still don't

583
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,239
Speaker 1: necessarily write things out and then memorize them and go

584
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: out there.

585
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, the comics who are like, no, I write my

586
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 6: jokes down and I like, you know, write them again

587
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,040
Speaker 6: and again.

588
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: Like that's crazy.

589
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 3: So what are you doing?

590
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 2: You don't just like.

591
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 6: Write a premise and get on stage on an open

592
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 6: mic and just kind of feel it out.

593
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: Okay.

594
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 3: It makes so much sense though, the like that pipeline

595
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 3: because you you're up there and you are being so

596
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 3: vulnerable spoken word it is like you you are gutting

597
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 3: it out in a way where it's like, is comedy

598
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 3: any harder? I think it might be slightly easier. Yeah,

599
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't know. You have to tell me.

600
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 2: I mean I guess with spoken word, it's you all.

601
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Speaker 6: You're trying to also get people to feel that emotional

602
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 6: pull or like you have to use that cadence like

603
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 6: what I'm saying is the most important thing that could

604
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 6: ever be said.

605
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, right. And like my freshman year, my.

606
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:46,479
Speaker 6: Biggest poem that like one in the like Northeast Slam

607
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 6: poetry contesting was called I don't hook Up, I Fuck

608
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 6: And it was like this treaties against like hookup culture.

609
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 6: That was like I'm an adult, Okay, I don't need

610
00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 6: hookup culture.

611
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 3: Did the people were they on their feet at the end. Yes.

612
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 6: Oh, all these like seventeen and eighteen year olds are

613
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 6: just like, oh my gosh, this is revolutionary. And I

614
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 6: read it and like saw a clip of it a

615
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 6: few years ago, it was like, this is the most

616
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 6: embarrassing thing.

617
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: Please, I can never have this on the internet.

618
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Speaker 1: Was it just because there wasn't enough jokes in it

619
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Speaker 1: and you wanted to tell The.

620
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 6: Sad thing is that I tried to get a lot

621
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 6: of jokes in it right, and they were not good.

622
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

623
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Speaker 1: I have a come from a similar just coming from improv,

624
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: and I'd always go for the joke and disappoint everyone

625
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: else on stage. And then I like heard comics that

626
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: tell joke like Mitchadberg and people that told one liners,

627
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I think I should do this

628
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: because it's a lot less pressure, oh than going through

629
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: all these building scenes and.

630
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 5: Then ruining other people's scenes.

631
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

632
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 6: Mitch Edburg definitely was someone who inspired my stand up

633
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 6: and just my desire to want to perform. Like in

634
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 6: high school, before I even knew I wanted to be

635
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 6: a comedian, I would dress up is Mitch Heedburg and

636
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 6: do his jokes at like talent shows, and I would

637
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 6: just be like, yeah, I'm just doing a Mitch Hedburg

638
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 6: set as well.

639
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 5: I'm glad that I brought him up.

640
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 6: Then yeah, that's amazing, very funny when you're like fourteen.

641
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 3: Sure, so absolutely, also so satisfying because they really it

642
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 3: is the all those little self contained moments where it's

643
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 3: like you with his material, you get to kill the

644
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 3: entire time. Yeah, like they're gonna laugh whether you say it.

645
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 2: Or oh yeah.

646
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 6: And my English teacher came up, He's like, did you

647
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 6: write those that was hilarious? And I straight up was

648
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 6: just like yeah I did. Yeah, that's all me, that's

649
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 6: all me. I knew he wasn't gonna watch Comedy Central.

650
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

651
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: There was a skateboarding shoe that came out one year

652
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: and it was called The Story, And in the tread

653
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: the skater whose pro model shoe it was, had a

654
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: story and there was six or seven Hadburg jokes in it,

655
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: but it was before anyone outside of being a hardcore

656
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: fan of comedy would be able to pick them out.

657
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: And I was like so furious that it was on

658
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: a shoe and it didn't say Hedberg wrote this.

659
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 3: You know which, so it almost was like if when

660
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 3: I'm really I eat rice when I'm hungry for three hundred.

661
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 2: And something or whatever.

662
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

663
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that.

664
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 3: Written on a shoe with no credit within.

665
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: A story that this guy, but he was saying, this

666
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: is my story.

667
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 6: They steal from Mitch all the time, especially on TikTok,

668
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 6: since that's just how the app works. I will see

669
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 6: so many people just like using it as like quotes

670
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 6: on there, you know, the thing where they put text

671
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 6: and then like, I don't make sad faces in the

672
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 6: background like they do that now with all comedians. It's

673
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 6: just yes, And then people just go, no, it's a meme.

674
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 6: That's how it's supposed to be, right, Yeah.

675
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Speaker 3: And it's literally I've I've seen it with other people's

676
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 3: tweets where it's like a person making a face and

677
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 3: it's the copy. And then one day it was one

678
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 3: of my tweets like this isn't that good? Yeah, And

679
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 3: I'm really I'm half embarrassed because I know that's mine,

680
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 3: and then I'm half like really proud, where I'm like, oh,

681
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 3: you wanted to steal it, that's great.

682
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like okay, I guess it resonated with people, and

683
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 6: then I'm like in I don't know. It's like if

684
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 6: you try to be like, hey, that was mine, then

685
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 6: it's just like you look like a loser because people

686
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 6: are like this is TikTok.

687
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the beginning of Twitter, that's what I always said,

688
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 3: where I was like, why would people want to put

689
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 3: their notebook on the internet, because anyone can say that

690
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 3: was my idea.

691
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it also is time stamping and showing that

692
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: when and where you thought of it first.

693
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, I've seen it go both ways.

694
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 6: I mean there was I think there's legit cases where

695
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 6: you know, you've had really big comics be like I

696
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 6: tweeted this exact like Zillo bit and then Saturday Night

697
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 6: Live made this sketch like, you know, a year later.

698
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 2: But then there was.

699
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 6: Also recently this woman who like tweeted a very very

700
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 6: common joke about Nancy Reagan, you know, like, oh, stocks

701
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 6: are so there, like Nancy Reagan on the MGM but

702
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 6: back lot, which classic old joke. Sure, and then they

703
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 6: made that same joke in an episode of the Boys,

704
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 6: and she went on Twitter demanding that the Boys give

705
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 6: her a writing credit that this was her joke and

706
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 6: they stole it.

707
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: I literally just saw it two days ago, right, it

708
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: didn't even fit in that boy's scene. Yeah, it was like,

709
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: let me get the stoke out of my met Like

710
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 1: even the actor felt uncomfortable.

711
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just felt like pushing and kind of like, oh,

712
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 6: that's a joke, and it was like, well, clearly they

713
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 6: didn't steal this from you. It's just a hack joke,

714
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 6: and you should not feel proud that you also tweeted it.

715
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: Also, when I.

716
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 3: Started stand up, I did a lot of things where

717
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 3: I quote unquote wrote a joke and what actually happened

718
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 3: is I remembered a joke from television from television, and

719
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 3: so that happened once where I had a joke about

720
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 3: like a girl that was being very territorial about her boyfriend,

721
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 3: and then I was like, why don't you pee a

722
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 3: circle around him? Which I thought was the most amazing joke,

723
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 3: and then like whatever, four years later, I saw it

724
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 3: on Friends and I was like, they totally stole my joke.

725
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 3: And I sent it to some comic we know and

726
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 3: they were like, I'm really sorry to tell you this.

727
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 3: That is the oldest and I was.

728
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 5: Just like, so funny.

729
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: That's what Billy Vayne Davis did to me when my

730
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: my dad would.

731
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 5: I would use.

732
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: My dad's jokes when I first started, but a lot

733
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: of them were from Seinfeld. I did not know that

734
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: the whole who's getting all those blood tide gets blood

735
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: stains and grass staines out of your clothes? Are they

736
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: marketing themselves towards murderers? I don't know what It was

737
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: some version of that. And he told me that's a

738
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: that tide bit is Seinfeld through and through?

739
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 2: Oh, I did not know.

740
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 5: And I called and screamed it my dad.

741
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: One time I got a mug with a joke on

742
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: it that was the way too close.

743
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 5: Someone sent me a mug.

744
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: As a gift about what's what all these owls graduating

745
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: from something?

746
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 5: Because owls always have graduation tats.

747
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 1: The illustration told the joke, and I was like, where

748
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: I want to that's my joke. And my friend made

749
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: me the mug and send it to me. I didn't

750
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: realize it was a thoughtful gift.

751
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 6: So your friend's actually listening to you, and you're like,

752
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 6: I can't believe you do.

753
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: At You know when it sucks because I had assume

754
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 1: my friend and he was just doing a nice thing.

755
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 3: Well, he didn't have the rights to make that much.

756
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you gotta pay the usage, right pees.

757
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 3: I was in a situation at lunch today where I

758
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 3: couldn't actually eat the sandwich I had because I was

759
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 3: in a meeting and that people were watching me.

760
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 2: Oh my breakfast this morning?

761
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Speaker 3: Did it really?

762
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

763
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 6: I like ordered my oatmeal, and then these two people

764
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 6: I work with were like, can we hop on a

765
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 6: last minute call By the time we're done? My oatmeal

766
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 6: schoold because I didn't want to eat it with them

767
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 6: all looking, and they insisted the skin on top.

768
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, so I was thinking, should we go

769
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 3: to Rick's drive through?

770
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 2: It's so good? I mean, I would love to eat

771
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 2: something and drink something. It's really good.

772
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 5: I'm all for it.

773
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 3: They just have beverages too.

774
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 2: Right Oh yeah, yeah, fun?

775
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 6: They got milkshakes they got when I did I did

776
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 6: what's that podcast where the people they eat food you

777
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 6: go to restaurants The boy Doboys.

778
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course that.

779
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 6: Was the restaurant I chose is Rix. It is my

780
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 6: favorite neighborhood place.

781
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 3: Nice, okay, well you can be our guide.

782
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 2: Their drives are great. They got pie, they got milk chicks,

783
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 2: they got everything there.

784
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: Wait, does this place bost having something world famous.

785
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 2: They kind of do.

786
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: I think that we are about to find out like spaghetti.

787
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 2: Yes, their big thing is there spaghetti.

788
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 6: Whenever it's gone, they put like a big thing up

789
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 6: that's like spaghetti is gone and it's like a big deal.

790
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 6: And then when spaghetti is back, it is like spaghetti

791
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 6: is back and it's truly lines out the doors.

792
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 3: Should we all get big bowls of spaghetti to eat

793
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 3: in the car?

794
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 7: Well, I'm just in the Yeah. It's like the mac

795
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 7: ram of that play ye seasonal. Yeah, this it must

796
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 7: be a real hit there. Yes, I love that independent drive.

797
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 5: It does say world famous ricks people know Rick Rick.

798
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 6: I also think they have the best La hot dog

799
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 6: Do I do?

800
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 3: I do it here?

801
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 2: Oyeah you can turn it in this way and then

802
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 2: like go down. Yeah perfect.

803
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 3: I've never been here. It's so crazy.

804
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, they la for us to have this location and

805
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 6: want in Inglewood. Oh okay, some of the best like

806
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 6: chili fries. It's just it's a little hidden gem.

807
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 3: Okay, awesome, We're gonna have to take a look.

808
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 5: At this on the edge of ice.

809
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: See what the I don't know the status of spaghetti

810
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 1: or not true?

811
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 2: True. It wasn't on the side, so we do not know.

812
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 5: Hungry, but I shouldn't eat.

813
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 3: You could have just like one taco.

814
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of want to taco.

815
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 3: Okay?

816
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 2: Is that what you want?

817
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 5: And iced coffee? Is that a terrible combination to most?

818
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 3: I mean it's your life.

819
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 2: I'll do the ice coffee. And you know they have

820
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 2: ice coffee a guarantee, we all? I actually do not

821
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: I know they have.

822
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question? Do you have ice coffee? Okay? Oh,

823
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 3: they have raspberry iced tea? They have like iced tea, raspberry.

824
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 5: Iced tea, all of regular iced tea.

825
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:27,479
Speaker 3: Can we get a regular iced tea? And what would

826
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 3: you like?

827
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 2: I'll get a tortata is it flavored?

828
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 3: And a horchata regular sized? And a raspberry iced tea

829
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 3: regular sized? On a lease a raspberry and two raspberry

830
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 3: iced teas? And can we also get an asada taco

831
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 3: and one of your ground beef hardshell tacos? Please? Actually

832
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 3: anything to eat on? Alise?

833
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 2: Thank you?

834
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 3: Okay, that's gonna be it.

835
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 2: Thank you?

836
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 3: Can you are you allowed to park in the drive?

837
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 5: That's what I wondered, And now I saw the lines.

838
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: In which she was parked and then I started to

839
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: think we were wrong.

840
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 5: But we're in the drive room. We belong here too.

841
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 6: But now that we're past the thing, I will say

842
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 6: the spaghetti not that good, Okay, if Y ask me,

843
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 6: I don't.

844
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 2: Think the spaghetti is that good.

845
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can really lower the bar when it's drived

846
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 1: through spaghetti.

847
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no one's going to compare it to.

848
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: Sau Oh no, yeah, then why are they here? I

849
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: don't know.

850
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 6: If it's like, there's not a great pasta place in

851
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 6: La so people go for this, but.

852
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 2: There's not a great drive through.

853
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: Possibly every time you tell me to simply grab your purse,

854
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: I turn into my mom's son and.

855
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 5: I stick my fist in there and just start routing around.

856
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 5: I've done it over and.

857
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 3: Over, trying to get served.

858
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: I just get, oh, where's that redson?

859
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 3: I think there should be more drive through everything in

860
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 3: this town.

861
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: Yes, we all drive, and I don't understanding.

862
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's just face the facts that we don't

863
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 1: like to get out of our cars. And no one

864
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 1: it's not just a catchy song, but no one walks

865
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: in La.

866
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 5: Yes.

867
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 2: I had a friend from Chicago some visit.

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00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 6: She walked to the whole foods that's like around the

869
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 6: corner from me, And she was like, why were people

870
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 6: staring at me?

871
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 2: Isn't that because you're crazy for doing that? Yeah?

872
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 3: People are worried about you as you walk down the street.

873
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone that visits.

874
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I figured we do this, this, this,

875
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: and okay, first of all, we're only going to be

876
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: able to do two things. Yeah, and your idea of

877
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: walking to all these things not at all. There's absolutely

878
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: no no, no, no way, no no no. Yeah, we'll

879
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: just shoot over from Lax to Burbank and then back

880
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: to you know, Long Beach.

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00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 6: We just walked from like we ho to Santa Monica

882
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 6: and then and it's like, no, that's it was not

883
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Speaker 6: what we do.

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00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: I need you to zoom into whatever map you're looking

885
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: at and consult the key.

886
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, you will see a highway you can't walk on it.

887
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 3: What was the first neighborhood you moved to when you moved.

888
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 6: To LA I was in mid City, which was actually

889
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 6: pretty nice. It was you know, mostly families. I was

890
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 6: close to the comedy store.

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00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 5: That's what.

892
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 6: Kind of it's like that neighborhood that's like, what is

893
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 6: it like Wilshire just down to I guess it's kind

894
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 6: of Adams.

895
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 5: Okay, I know exactly. Yes, it's so funny.

896
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: I always when someone says mid City, I think Century

897
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: City because I feel like that.

898
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 3: To me, it's very na thank you, thank you, thank you.

899
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 3: My friend used to live in mid City, had a

900
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 3: really beautiful house.

901
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 6: There's nice houses over there, Yeah, and like it probably

902
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 6: honestly the nicest apartment I've had.

903
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 2: I love my apartment now, but that one.

904
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 6: It just had these huge windows, central location parking.

905
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 2: And I loved the.

906
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,280
Speaker 6: Neighborhood because even though there's not a lot of places

907
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 6: to go out, it's quiet and good restaurants. But then

908
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 6: I had the world's worst roommate. I tried to like

909
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 6: wait her out. I tried to be like, she's gonna go,

910
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get this apartment and I will stay here.

911
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 6: And she was so awful. It was like she just

912
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 6: was doing whatever she could to get me to leave.

913
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 3: Can you give examples maybe of how awful?

914
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: Oh my, okay.

915
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 5: Yes.

916
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 6: She would shower in the dark with the door open

917
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 6: because she didn't want to clean the bathroom and seeing

918
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 6: the dirt made her uncomfortable, so she would wash her

919
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 6: plants in the bathroom, like she'd put them on the bathtub, like,

920
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,479
Speaker 6: let the plants get dirt everywhere. And then she would

921
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 6: shower and be like, I'm just gonna shower with the

922
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 6: door close, with the door open and the lights off

923
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 6: so I don't see the dirt.

924
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 2: And then I would be like in my room.

925
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 6: Listening to music in my headphones, and I would go

926
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 6: into the bathroom.

927
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 2: Thinking, no one's in here.

928
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 6: Oh, walked in on her like four times, and every

929
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 6: time she'd act like I was the crazy person.

930
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 5: Her dirt it was her plant dirt.

931
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 6: Yes, her dirt. She would never clean the bathroom. I

932
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 6: gleaned it every single time I lived there.

933
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: I want a there's that show. I think it's called

934
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: The Worst Roommates Ever. And even just came out I'm

935
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: so already and I first, lady, what are you thinking?

936
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 2: She tried to take your kid and you just stay so.

937
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: What?

938
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 5: I yes?

939
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 1: But also at the same time, that's pretty convenient that

940
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: she had a hard to raise special needs kid in

941
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: her roommate's like, no, it's my kid.

942
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 5: I'm like, well, this is actually if if.

943
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 6: But then she was she's just just giving her. She

944
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 6: was ordering mersa on the internet.

945
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: Yes, and yeah, I've I've rewatched a few of them.

946
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: But I like the idea of some of the episodes

947
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: just being dirt shower, ignoring dirt in the shower, like

948
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: actual relatable.

949
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 3: Not mur not murder because it's on part in some

950
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,959
Speaker 3: ways in terms of day to day life, where you're

951
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,959
Speaker 3: just like, hey, when I walk into the bathroom, there's

952
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 3: just a bare minimum of not dirten yre because it's

953
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 3: the bathroom, because it's the bathroom, not the garden.

954
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's amazing.

955
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 6: She would use a Diva cup and if you're not familiar,

956
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 6: they can be kind of messy, but yeah, you're supposed

957
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 6: to just kind of get it all in the bowl,

958
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 6: but she would get it on like the underpart of

959
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 6: the toilet seat rim and refuse to clean it.

960
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 5: Oh wow.

961
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 6: Like I didn't let that truly get to me until

962
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 6: one day she had like a guy friend over, and

963
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 6: the guy friend I hear him like, go, like, O,

964
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 6: can I use the bathroom. He goes in there and

965
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 6: I just immediately hear him walk out and he just says,

966
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 6: I hear him go, there's blood all over the inside

967
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 6: of your toilet seat.

968
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,479
Speaker 2: And she blamed it on me. Oh, I have heard

969
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 2: her through the door.

970
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 6: Going, oh, yeah, my roommate is such a mess, and

971
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 6: I was like, are you kidding me?

972
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 2: Oh what? God? I was like, I have miss tampons

973
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 2: over here. That is all you.

974
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: Oh God, I wish you'd burst out and called her

975
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: on it right then.

976
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 5: I don't care what romance budding, what's happened.

977
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 2: I was so upset.

978
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 6: And the worst part is that instead I just went

979
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 6: out there and very loudly cleaned the toilet and then

980
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 6: I went in the living room was like, I cleaned

981
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 6: the toilet for you, and she knew.

982
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 2: She I was like, you know the deal here.

983
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 3: But it's almost like that level of passive aggression, not

984
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 3: on your part but on her part. And then you're like, okay, fine,

985
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: you want to do this like here, I just cleaned it,

986
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,959
Speaker 3: and it's like you just played right into her hands.

987
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 5: Yeah. She's like, oh, I got what I wanted.

988
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 3: It ultimate manipulation where you're trying to get back at

989
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 3: her and then basically doing chores.

990
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 1: She just and she invites another guy over. Sorry, that's

991
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: my roommate's plant.

992
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 6: Oh, just like always, those are my roommate's dishes. She

993
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 6: was awful, and the last shraw was. I was on tour.

994
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 6: I was doing shows in Boston and I get a

995
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 6: text message from one of her friends that lives in

996
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 6: a different city, who I like, kind of know, but

997
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 6: not that well. And she was like, Hey, just FYI,

998
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 6: people told me to tell you that you need to

999
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 6: get a new key for your apartment because your roommate.

1000
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 2: Changed all the locks.

1001
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 5: What.

1002
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 2: And I'm just like what, why would she do that?

1003
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 6: And she's like, oh, well, I guess she got locked

1004
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 6: out and you weren't there, and instead of like asking

1005
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 6: the landlord for the extra key, she just had all

1006
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 6: the locks changed.

1007
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 5: I am furious. Do you know where there's person is

1008
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 5: right now? I didn't let's go let's drop by. Let's

1009
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 5: don't drop by.

1010
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,720
Speaker 6: She's no longer in the city of la She totalled

1011
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 6: five cars and got three DUIs and decided to go back.

1012
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 2: She didn't like it.

1013
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 3: She was trying to get someone to send her away.

1014
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, and plants weren't doing the trick.

1015
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1016
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 6: And when I moved out, I cause she like had

1017
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 6: been pulling out our least agreement to try to be

1018
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 6: like you can't leave yet, blah blah blah, and she

1019
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 6: like left it on the table and on the back

1020
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 6: I got a sharpie and I just wrote, you really

1021
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 6: should leave La. I don't think this place is for you,

1022
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 6: and it's gonna destroy you. I don't know another human

1023
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,959
Speaker 6: in the city who has totaled five cars and under

1024
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 6: year that under under a year, and every accident was

1025
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 6: her fault. One of them she hit a parked food

1026
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 6: car like a food truck, and then the food truck

1027
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 6: got the ticket because when the cops came, she started

1028
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 6: like crying, and she's like this cute little white girl

1029
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 6: and she's like, oh.

1030
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 2: My god, I didn't know what even happened, and the

1031
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: food truck got the ticket. That's fucked exactly.

1032
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 3: But I have to say, just in fairness, when I

1033
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 3: lived in Sacramento, a place I did not want to live,

1034
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: I got in three car accidents in a year, and

1035
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 3: when I had to call and tell my parents about

1036
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 3: the third one, my mom goes, I'm coming up and

1037
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 3: getting you tomorrow, and I was just like okay, and

1038
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 3: I had to move home. Like my mother's like, we're

1039
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 3: not fucking doing this funny.

1040
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 6: We should like laid the law down, and instead her

1041
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 6: family would just be like, here's money for another car babe.

1042
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad. She had an old lady head on.

1043
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, in a car, in a car she was making

1044
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 6: a left and just decided. I don't know, I thought

1045
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 6: the lady would stop for me, even though she didn't

1046
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 6: not have an arrow or anything.

1047
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 5: Oh, I am so mad at this person.

1048
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm madder than the murderers on the show we're talking about.

1049
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would rather be friends with a lady ordering

1050
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 6: mersa online than live with that girl again.

1051
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 3: And so lady's kind of trying to kiss your ass

1052
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 3: a little bit and like make it all go well

1053
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 3: until she poisons you. It's not daily attacks.

1054
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 6: I bet she cleaned the bathtub when she was living

1055
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 6: with that lady.

1056
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: Oh, so many things are flashing now. I'm so I'm

1057
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: glad that I live alone right now? Are you alone?

1058
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 2: Now?

1059
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 5: I'm alone?

1060
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 6: Yes?

1061
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 2: After that, I truly was just like I could never

1062
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 2: have a roommate again.

1063
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 6: Got my own place. Yeah, and now I'm in Silver

1064
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 6: Lake the best. I love it over here.

1065
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really it's so good over here. And also

1066
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 3: it's so nice.

1067
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 2: To live alone.

1068
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 6: It's yeah, I I you know that I was. It

1069
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 6: was my twenties.

1070
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 2: I tried. I can never do it again.

1071
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 3: You did your best.

1072
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 2: I don't even know that I could live with someone

1073
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 2: I was dating at this point.

1074
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 3: Well, also, I think we're Are you in a house

1075
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 3: by yourself during COVID, Yes, yeah, me too, And I

1076
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 3: think it Like at the beginning, I was like, oh,

1077
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 3: I'm scared. I hope I don't have a nervous breakdown

1078
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 3: or because I'm alone as long. And at this point

1079
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I got through all of the dark

1080
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 3: night of the soul of that, and now I'm like,

1081
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 3: this is what I prefer.

1082
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was starting to get worried about how comfortable,

1083
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,399
Speaker 1: how much fun I could have by myself. I didn't

1084
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: anticipate that. Yeah, like this has been a party.

1085
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 6: I love it, and you don't have the guilt of

1086
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 6: I'm supposed to be places. That was the best part

1087
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 6: of COVID. Oh yo, but I was invited, I'm supposed

1088
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 6: to be.

1089
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 2: There is none of that.

1090
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: I always say that nothing was expected of me, and

1091
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: all my gray hair went away.

1092
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,760
Speaker 5: It was the best.

1093
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: Sure, Yes, it sucks, nothing's going on career or whatever. Yeah,

1094
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: the happiness is pretty hard to ignore it.

1095
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 6: All those people who did that was horrible, very sad

1096
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 6: and yet not making line of like just the no

1097
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 6: oh fomo, just the guilt free yesh, gotta stay in all.

1098
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 2: Weekend, gotta watch more TV.

1099
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 6: Yep, no one cares that I'm binging all of Sex

1100
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 6: in the City and my movies now that.

1101
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 5: I haven't shaken. How many things from that time? Have you?

1102
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: Are you disappointed that you're still experiencing today? Like, are

1103
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: are you still having trouble going to things and watching?

1104
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1105
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 5: Too much?

1106
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

1107
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1108
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 6: I still cannot get into the rhythm of being social again.

1109
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 6: Like I used to be someone who was like, go

1110
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 6: out to a bar, like after a show, I'd be like, oh,

1111
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 6: everybody's probably just hanging out here. I'll just go stop

1112
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 6: by and end up like you know, hopp into different shows,

1113
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 6: different bars all night.

1114
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 2: And now like I will be like, when exactly do I.

1115
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 6: Need to be at the show for me to walk

1116
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 6: on stage and immediately leave right after? Like if I

1117
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 6: get there at eight fifteen, and I'll be like, what

1118
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,439
Speaker 6: eight twenty and we're good?

1119
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 3: Like I feel like because it was so comfortable, even

1120
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 3: though it was scary as hell and very likebviously traumatizing

1121
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 3: to everybody, there's a comfort level that now everything seems

1122
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 3: really hard. Yeah, like all those kinds of social the

1123
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 3: social energy is something that like you need it to

1124
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 3: get it, like you have, it has to already be

1125
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 3: happening almost. It's like a momentum thing for me. So

1126
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 3: then I'm like, well, I can't cold go to this

1127
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 3: party when I haven't gone to a party in four years, right,

1128
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 3: So I just keep not doing it where it's like

1129
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 3: because I don't like being uncomfortable ever at all, because

1130
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 3: I was so comfortable all through COVID just being like, oh,

1131
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 3: I don't ever have to risk anything. I don't have

1132
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 3: to do anything that I don't like doing.

1133
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: Well, the good news is this podcast, what you're experiencing

1134
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: right now, has replaced parties, at least for me. At

1135
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: the end of the episode, you'll feel like you went

1136
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,240
Speaker 1: to a thing and even hung out by a pool FIRMA.

1137
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's all I really need.

1138
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 2: Now.

1139
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 5: I can't promise the swimming pool party. I just kind of.

1140
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 3: Said that, But if I start having parties at my house,

1141
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: I will invite you, Ashley, and then you can do

1142
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 3: to put a big toe in see what happens. I'll

1143
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 3: do it leave whenever.

1144
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: You'll give it a shot.

1145
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like I used to throw a huge house parties,

1146
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 6: birthday parties, and I don't think I've thrown a party

1147
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 6: since before COVID.

1148
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 2: Like I just kind of was like I don't want

1149
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 2: people in my space, right, Like I didn't just like, no,

1150
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 2: this is just my thing now.

1151
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been meaning to have a housewarming party for

1152
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: my place and I've been there four and a half years.

1153
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I've been at my place like three and

1154
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,439
Speaker 6: a half years and I have not had a housewarming party.

1155
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1156
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want someone else's cast for all dishes.

1157
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1158
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 6: And my friends are like, oh, you finally left that

1159
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 6: horrible roommate. You should celebrate, And I'm like, I'll get

1160
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 6: around to it and celebrating, but just being alone here,

1161
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 6: that's the celebration.

1162
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 3: What Also, I love though, And I think I always

1163
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 3: forget because when I'm like I have to go to

1164
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 3: a party. In my mind, that means I have to

1165
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 3: walk and be like hello everyone and then start doing

1166
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,879
Speaker 3: some It's like you can walk into a party in silence, Yeah,

1167
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 3: talk to only the people you know, and leave twenty

1168
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 3: minutes later. No one gives a show with me, right,

1169
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 3: no one cares?

1170
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can just go in and listen to other

1171
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: people and leave.

1172
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 5: You have to say a word. But does that sound fun?

1173
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 5: I got to go in and do a dance.

1174
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's that's the old me.

1175
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's like you didn't say

1176
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 2: hi to me. No, no, no.

1177
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: What if I go in, act like I'm going to

1178
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: do a dance, put a lampshade on my head, and

1179
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: then I just listened to people.

1180
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 5: It's the best. It's the best.

1181
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,240
Speaker 3: About It is quite a way to party.

1182
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 5: Actually read online. We do research. I don't did the research.

1183
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 5: The sweet on least next Dude does the research. But

1184
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 5: it says you grew up in a house that had

1185
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 5: a daycare.

1186
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, I used to live next to a daycare,

1187
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: and so I worked at the daycare for years and

1188
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: I loved it.

1189
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 5: Did what was your How much of your life was spent?

1190
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 5: All of it? Really?

1191
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 6: Literally when my mom opened the daycare when I was

1192
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 6: like nine months old, because at the time she had

1193
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 6: a job in Chicago and we lived in Rockford. It's

1194
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 6: like a two hour drive between the cities, and she

1195
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 6: would like drop me off at a daycare, go drive

1196
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 6: into the city, work, pick me up and she was like,

1197
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 6: I hate this. I could just start a daycare and

1198
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 6: spend more time with my daughter, and.

1199
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 2: So she did.

1200
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 6: We had a two story house and we basically lived

1201
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 6: upstairs and the entire downstairs was a daycare, like all just.

1202
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 2: Child's size seating.

1203
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 6: Like I like, friends would come over and I would

1204
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 6: be like, oh, sorry, the only place we have for

1205
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 6: use it is like this little like kindergarten table.

1206
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 5: They're on little tykes, like little.

1207
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 6: Tax equipment, and like I think my in high school,

1208
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 6: my mom finally got a couch down there because I

1209
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 6: was like, it would be cool to kind of have

1210
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 6: a real living room.

1211
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 5: That's so funny.

1212
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: Everywhere there's your friends sit, there's just a wet cracker

1213
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:50,760
Speaker 1: between the couch.

1214
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, so many wet goldfish.

1215
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1216
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 6: And she did a first, second, and third shift six

1217
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 6: months old yeah, no six or no, six weeks old

1218
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 6: to twelve.

1219
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 2: Wow.

1220
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 6: And because I lived there, like my brother and I

1221
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 6: had to be CPR certified.

1222
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 2: You had to have background checks.

1223
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 6: I like started getting fingerprinted when I was twelve years old.

1224
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh my god, just to live in my house.

1225
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 3: That's crazy, just to go downstairs truly.

1226
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like it was like to go downstairs and lifty,

1227
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 6: or you have to have a background check as like

1228
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,399
Speaker 6: a thirteen year old girl.

1229
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 3: Does that mean that you're kind of like you have

1230
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 3: this rock solid portfolio now behind you where you're like

1231
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 3: from the time of twelve, I can prove that I've

1232
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 3: always been an upstanding citizen.

1233
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,439
Speaker 2: Kind yeah, that's right.

1234
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 6: And like I did start working for my mom, Like

1235
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 6: I started working with the daycare kids and taking care

1236
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 6: of them, probably when I was eight years old. I

1237
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 6: started like changing diapers, carrying kids, like helping with field trips,

1238
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 6: and by the time I was thirteen, I could like

1239
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 6: wrangle a room of like fifteen children.

1240
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 5: That part I liked.

1241
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, the wrangling, yes, but I did it in the

1242
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 1: wrong way. I'm like, who wants to get sprayed with

1243
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: a hose? And then the parents are come and I

1244
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: just had them web kids and sandy wet clothes and

1245
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: they were like they loved me.

1246
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 5: I had zero, there.

1247
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:14,280
Speaker 1: Was no I was just my my friend, my roommate's friend.

1248
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: That was all my credentials. I know that in Montana

1249
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: at the time, you could not a male childcare worker,

1250
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: couldn't change diapers, And I'm like, yank God, So I

1251
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: would just call up Lanti's grandma.

1252
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 5: We got one, there's a live one, and then I

1253
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 5: just watch.

1254
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 6: That was a surprising rule in also Illinois, they like

1255
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 6: mail daycare workers aren't allowed to change diapers, and I

1256
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 6: was good.

1257
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 2: I remember me like, this is sexist.

1258
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: Actually yeah it was we at the time, but it

1259
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: was all It also was like that was my biggest

1260
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 1: fear of having to do. Like when she asked me,

1261
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: do you want to work here occasionally since you're right

1262
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: next door, I was like, I have some diaper questions

1263
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: and yeah, and.

1264
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 3: She's like, don't worry about the diaper's pervert. No, not

1265
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 3: your area.

1266
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 2: Like I can change a diaper one handed now.

1267
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 6: And I'll like talk to like new moms or parents

1268
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 6: and they're like, I've never even touched a diaper, and

1269
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 6: I'm just like how Yeah, they're like, oh, because most

1270
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 6: people have normal childhoods where they didn't have to like

1271
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 6: wake up to screaming children at six in the morning.

1272
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 3: But I bet those little kids loved a slightly older

1273
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 3: kid being around.

1274
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean I was like the queen of the place.

1275
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 6: Yeah you were not only because I lived there. Like

1276
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 6: like when I was younger, there were kids my age,

1277
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 6: and when I had favorite daycare kid friends, I would

1278
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 6: be like, you're allowed to come up to my room

1279
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 6: and play with a good toys.

1280
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 2: And I'd bring up like my three favorite female friends

1281
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 2: up and.

1282
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 6: We'd be like, I'm in a you can play with

1283
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 6: the good barbies that are up in my room. But

1284
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 6: then also, and if there were kids I didn't like,

1285
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 6: I'd be like, yeah, you can go play on the

1286
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 6: outside playground.

1287
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 2: Actually that's right.

1288
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 3: But getting them used to this is the politics of childhood.

1289
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 3: You get used to it. Yeah, those only children, That's.

1290
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 2: What I was doing, you know, and I loved it.

1291
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 6: Like a lot of the kids I'm still really close with,

1292
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 6: which it's wild to watch.

1293
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 2: Them grow up. And I'm like, what do you mean,

1294
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 2: You're like in college.

1295
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: Many of the kids that were in my daycare have

1296
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: their own kids now, and those kids are already riding

1297
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: bikes yeah, and driving cars.

1298
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 6: They have my mom babysitting their kids, and I'm just like,

1299
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 6: this is so wild, Like.

1300
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 5: Oh, your mom still has the daycare.

1301
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, she still has the daycare.

1302
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 6: She eventually moved it to Texas and she started doing

1303
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 6: like daycare and elderly care. So now she takes care

1304
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 6: of babies and old people.

1305
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 5: Wow, this is a.

1306
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 3: Very cross question. But does she fucking make bank?

1307
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 2: She does. We can cut that out.

1308
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 3: If you want, but it's all I can think about

1309
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 3: where I'm like the idea that she quit her career

1310
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 3: and basically was like, oh no, no, I'm feeling this niche.

1311
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 3: It's such a need in this country. Yeah, especially people

1312
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 3: who know what the fuck they're doing.

1313
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 6: And she's I mean she's been doing it for like

1314
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 6: just over thirty years.

1315
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 2: She started it, like.

1316
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 6: You know, just kind of independently in the house, but

1317
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 6: she went back to school to get her degree in

1318
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 6: early childhood education. So like after that you're allowed you

1319
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 6: can like charge higher rates and like taken like children

1320
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 6: whose rates are subsidized by the state. Oh so that's

1321
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 6: like how you make so much money because it's you know,

1322
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,919
Speaker 6: kind of like Section eight housing where the parents only

1323
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 6: have to pay a certain amount and then the state

1324
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 6: like pays all the rest of it, and like you

1325
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 6: get reimbursed for the money you spend on food and stuff,

1326
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 6: which I think is really the biggest thing about a

1327
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 6: daycare home is I was learning how to cook for

1328
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 6: twenty people by the time it was like ten.

1329
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 5: That's amazing to the elderly folks hang out with the kids.

1330
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 2: They yeah, I love it, Yeah they do. It's honestly

1331
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 2: the suggest thing.

1332
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I love it.

1333
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 6: Like she has this one kid right now, the stacred

1334
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 6: kid who is obsessed with vacuuming because he is in

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Speaker 6: love with this one ninety eight year old woman my

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Speaker 6: mom watches, who is like love it forces anyone to

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Speaker 6: vacuum if they come into her house. She's like one

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Speaker 6: of those strict old ladies. That's like, if you walk

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Speaker 6: in my living room, you vacuum on the way out.

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Speaker 6: In this little like six year old boy, as soon

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Speaker 6: as like he sees Miss Irma, he's like, miss Irma, vacuum, vacuum,

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Speaker 6: miss Erma, how can I vacuum?

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Speaker 2: And he loves it.

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Speaker 6: And I'm just like, you are creating my little sens

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Speaker 6: as scolden girl children, and I love it.

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Speaker 1: Is my I had a cousin in Montana that, when

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Speaker 1: he was six or seven, was obsessed with vacuum cleaners

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Speaker 1: and wanted a vacuum.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, will you let me go over there? I didn't

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Speaker 3: I misread my map and I need to go over there?

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Speaker 3: Will you let me go.

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Speaker 2: In front of you. Thank you. Sorry, I said, it's okay.

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Speaker 1: No, that's part of the podcast. We that happens all

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Speaker 1: the time. Sometimes it's it's directions. Other times someone wielding

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Speaker 1: a bike clock wants to attack it.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of trauma. It's a mixed bag in LA.

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Speaker 6: If you're going to get someone who's like I totally

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Speaker 6: get it, or someone who's gonna pull a gun out.

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Speaker 1: This kid, anyway, UH was obsessed with vacuums and would

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Speaker 1: take them apart and put them back together, and everyone

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, we're dealing with a genius here. Yeah was,

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Speaker 1: and UH was very good at it, and the vacuum

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Speaker 1: would run again a child and guess what he does now.

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Speaker 5: He owns a vacuum repair shop. Like he just knew

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Speaker 5: his passion early on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it just clicked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't have to become like, oh that that

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Speaker 1: kid now designs rockets for Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, I'm just like this and that's

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Speaker 3: what I want to make people's vacuum cleaners work. That's

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Speaker 3: so noble in this world.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe this kid'll grow up to well, I guess,

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Speaker 6: I don't know, be a maid. Just like he just

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Speaker 6: likes to use the vacuum, but misters made service first.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to see how the vacuum worked at a

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Speaker 1: young age, all the electronics. I built one from scratch

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Speaker 1: with a three D printer. Now my passion is this motel,

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Speaker 1: but it's.

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Speaker 3: Kind of ironic too. Where you were forced to share

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Speaker 3: your house with thirty to eighty children, and children ayhow

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Speaker 3: and so you probably learned to actually be the best

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Speaker 3: roommate anyone could be cooking, cleaning all that shit.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you were doing it for like mass amounts of people.

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Speaker 6: And like you know, with a daycare home, it's like

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Speaker 6: at the end of every day, you don't just close

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Speaker 6: with it being a mess. You have to clean up

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Speaker 6: and make sure it looks good. And if new parents

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Speaker 6: come and check out the daycare, it has to all

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Speaker 6: look nice. And you know, even the upstairs has to

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Speaker 6: look good because it's like this one place we have

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Speaker 6: to live. But I think mostly it made me like,

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Speaker 6: like I loved sharing my mom. Like I was just like,

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Speaker 6: I have the world's best mom. She's so amazing and these.

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Speaker 2: Kids are so lucky that they get to have her

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Speaker 2: in their lives.

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Speaker 3: Are you an only child?

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Speaker 5: No, I have eight.

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Speaker 2: Brothers and sisters.

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Speaker 5: Holy shit.

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Speaker 2: So but we're like so broad in age.

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Speaker 6: Like my oldest sibling he was born in nineteen sixty

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Speaker 6: nine and my youngest sibling was born in two thousand

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Speaker 6: and three.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow.

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Speaker 6: So it's like such a broad range that like my

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Speaker 6: older siblings didn't really feel like siblings. They felt like

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Speaker 6: older cousins and aunts and uncles because they would babysit me.

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Speaker 6: So in the daycare was where it kind of felt like, oh,

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Speaker 6: these are like siblings, Like I have to share my

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Speaker 6: mom with them, I have to share attention and stuff

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Speaker 6: with them. Yeah, and like I now blame that on

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Speaker 6: why I'm polyamorous, and my mom hates it.

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Speaker 2: She's like, you're not gonna blame me for that. You're

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Speaker 2: being all messed up.

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Speaker 6: And I'm just like, but you like raise me in

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Speaker 6: this house where I was like, love is for everyone,

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Speaker 6: there's no limits on it.

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Speaker 2: My mom can love me and eighty children.

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Speaker 1: I will blame the house on you, immediately claiming the

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Speaker 1: blood off of a toilet seat.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's just maybe like I've had to clean children's

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01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,040
Speaker 6: peep poop my whole life.

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Speaker 2: Let's just clean it up.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's great.

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Speaker 1: That you still look on it as a good experience,

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Speaker 1: because I wondered if it was different from my I

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Speaker 1: think year and a half that I've worked.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I guess maybe there were moments at the

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Speaker 6: time when I wanted.

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Speaker 5: To be alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: When I went off to college, I had trouble sleeping

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Speaker 6: because I was so used to falling asleep to the

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Speaker 6: sound of children, waking up to children at like four am,

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Speaker 6: and I was just like, what is this like scary silence?

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01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like where are the where's the crying?

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01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 5: You is just crying sounds and diaper smell.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And it took forever for me to be like, oh, okay, yeah,

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01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 6: this is just how normal people live in sleep.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to have kids?

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Speaker 6: I did for a long time, and mostly because I

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01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 6: know I'd be an incredible parent.

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Speaker 2: I would be an amazing.

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Speaker 6: Mom, like I have helped raise all my nieces, nephews,

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01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 6: great nieces and nephews. Like I love kids, I'm so

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01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 6: good with them. And then I'm just like, oh, but

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01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 6: the world is so bad, and yeah, it's like I

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01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,480
Speaker 6: can do the best job in the world and like

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01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 6: a TikTok can ruin my kids, and that terrifies me.

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Speaker 3: It's so horrifying. It's so true. Oh, it's that's funny.

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Speaker 3: My grandma had my dad had eight brothers and sisters,

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01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 3: so my grandma had and raised nine kids, and then

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Speaker 3: she babysat the neighborhood kids. But it was much more

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01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 3: kind of casual.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, back in the forties and fifties or whatever.

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Speaker 3: But that always blew my mind where I was like,

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Speaker 3: she must fucking love kids because she already had. You

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01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,360
Speaker 3: would think she would be like exhausted or angry or something,

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01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,479
Speaker 3: and instead she's like, no, keep them coming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was always like with my mom.

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Speaker 6: I was like, I don't know why you raise all

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Speaker 6: those kids and now you're just like, let me just

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Speaker 6: keep doing this.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 6: But yeah, I bet she's a really cool Always she's

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01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 6: she's cooler than me. All my friends are always literally like,

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Speaker 6: your mom's actually cooler and funnier than her. You should

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01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,400
Speaker 6: like try to get her into stand up. Oh, he's

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Speaker 6: so great.

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Speaker 1: I was on a show, a Comedy Central show with

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Speaker 1: Donnelle Rollins.

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Speaker 5: What's one of the comics he's like? And he was

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01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 5: like always trying.

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01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 1: To be loud and I don't know he robbed me

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01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: the wrong way at first. I've since become pals with him.

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01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 1: But his mom they he grew up in a foster

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Speaker 1: care house that like would take on teenagers and twenty

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01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 1: something year olds that were having trouble, and he also

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Speaker 1: had multiple siblings, and his mom was the coolest woman I.

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Speaker 5: Had ever met.

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Speaker 1: My dad and her like, it would just talk for

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Speaker 1: everyone's parent had to be on this show for a

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01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: little bit, and I'm like, oh, okay, that may for

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01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: the coolest person ever, the most compassionate human that's willing

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01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 1: to open their home to all these people.

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01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 6: It's just yeah, and just don't even when things would

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01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 6: like get tough and kids were annoying, her parents weren't

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01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:18,759
Speaker 6: paying their bills, she just had no problem being funny

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01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 6: about it.

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Speaker 2: And just always making sure all these kids were happy.

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01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, I think that's what struck me about

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Speaker 1: this woman.

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Speaker 5: It's just riddled with nothing but compassion. Like that's the best.

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01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 5: We're getting pulled over.

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01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,680
Speaker 3: I'm I'm like, I can't be inconvenience to go to

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01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 3: a party that someone's trying to people and please stop

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01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 3: invading my privacy. Anything that you want to plug or

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Speaker 3: talk about before we wrap it up.

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Speaker 6: Well, you can listen to my comedy album ice Cream Money.

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Speaker 6: It's out everywhere, Spotify, whatever you like to stream your

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Speaker 6: music on. I have a special comeing out this fallow

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Speaker 6: that I don't even I think I'm gonna film it

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Speaker 6: at the Comedy Store. I'm not sure yet actually, And

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Speaker 3: What's it about?

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Speaker 2: It's all Things TV.

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Speaker 6: I interview your favorite comedians actors about all the shows

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Speaker 6: they love. The latest episode is Jason man Zukus and

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Speaker 6: does he hate the Bear?

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Speaker 2: Love it? We yell about it for an hour.

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Speaker 5: Wait, that's awesome.

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Speaker 3: Is he a Chicago guy too?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he started an improv there and we like went

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Speaker 6: to college not too far from each other. Eloy is

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Speaker 6: much older than me, but he is a huge friend

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Speaker 6: of the pod. So we have a lot of episodes

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Speaker 6: with Jason since he's not on the internet. So if

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Speaker 6: you want to know what Jason man Zukis watches TV,

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Speaker 6: I say, is the only place to I do.

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Speaker 3: Want to know everything that not on.

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Speaker 1: The internet because he watched all these things on VHS

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Speaker 1: pretty much learned that and more.

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Speaker 5: You've been the best.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you so much. Great to meet you.

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Speaker 2: You too, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Mixed by Edson Choi.

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Speaker 3: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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