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Speaker 1: Fantasy Football Follies Episode do Um. This episode is coming

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Speaker 1: But this is what happened today. Okay, I'm playing in

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Speaker 1: a PPR league. Okay, every single reception is worth one point?

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Speaker 1: John Hyn Okay, that's what you did. You hit me

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Speaker 1: In this league, there's a quarterback. Uh, there's two running backs,

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Speaker 1: three wide receivers, one tight end, one flex defense kicking

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Speaker 1: in eight bench spots. They thought I was the laughing

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Speaker 1: stock of the league. They voted the Howard Stern Fantasy

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Speaker 1: Football League. People, these animals in this league. The majority

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Speaker 1: his fourteen year old friend, Guru Gray, the youngest guru

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Speaker 1: so you know what happened. This pigeon flew the coop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm the fucking pigeon, and I flew the coop. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm flying fly Bertie Fly. Well that's what I did. Okay.

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Speaker 1: They thought they were breaking me down. Know what they

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Speaker 1: actually did was build a fantasy monster, a fantasy beast. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna start this off with a new segment. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love new segments. It's a good way to organize things, Okay,

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Speaker 1: compartmentalize things. This new segment is called seven for seven. Okay,

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Speaker 1: seven for seven a k a. A touchdown in smash

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Speaker 1: Mouth Fantasy Football. Number one out of the seven for seven.

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Speaker 1: All of my picks, all of my picks were fantastic.

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Speaker 1: All Fantasy football season long, I have been saying I

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Speaker 1: want to try to achieve the perfect draft. I want

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Speaker 1: to try to achieve the perfect draft. And within today's

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Speaker 1: draft of the Stern Show, I think I actually achieved perfection. Now,

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Speaker 1: I've had two other leagues. I play in the Alison Chains,

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Speaker 1: I made a very good draft. It's not perfect, okay,

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Speaker 1: But today today in the Stern Show, with that draft going,

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Speaker 1: achieved perfection. I'll let the people decide. Okay, number two

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Speaker 1: out of seven for seven. Um Aaron Rodgers, Oh, Fantasy

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Speaker 1: season long, all the gurus, all the insiders, everybody was saying,

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Speaker 1: of qbs. There's so many, there's so much depth in

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Speaker 1: the QB position. Well, this is what happened. Um when

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Speaker 1: I knew I had a sixth sense. Okay, you smell that.

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Speaker 1: I saw Aaron Rodgers. Okay, I saw him right there,

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Speaker 1: Rodgers he was there, and he was fantastic last year,

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Speaker 1: and he was under duress. Some people say he sucked

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Speaker 1: last year. I wrote him out. He did great. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Jordy Nelson. But he he won me games last year.

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Speaker 1: He drove me crazy, but he won me games. But

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Speaker 1: that was last year. We're in a new year. I

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Speaker 1: don't hold that against him. That's one of the things

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Speaker 1: that people in fantasy football they do. They hold grudges. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't hold grudges. Namely, DeMarco Murray led the league

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Speaker 1: in Philly. It's a ship show. And now you think,

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Speaker 1: had a bad season. Think about how many bad season

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Speaker 1: you had in life. Okay, but when I was sneaking back,

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Speaker 1: I picked Aaron Rodgers and you could hear you could

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Speaker 1: hear the face of fantasy football Hall I respect completely.

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Speaker 1: You could hear the gasp come from the great Matthew Berry.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you in Rocky four, remembering Rocky four,

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Speaker 1: the corner and Duke Apollo's old trainer, he said, you

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Speaker 1: heard him. You cut him, You cut him. He's bleeding.

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Speaker 1: See he's not a machine, he's a man. That's what

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Speaker 1: it was like. That is what it was like when

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Speaker 1: I picked up Aaron Rodgers. It proved that even the

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Speaker 1: great Matthew Berry is not a machine. En, He's a man.

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Speaker 1: I cut him. Blood was streaming from the eye, not

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Speaker 1: and for him to wipe it away. Oh is that

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Speaker 1: blood in my face? Yeah? It's blood. You know why

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Speaker 1: because Rapp reports delight is coming. You ain't a machine,

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Speaker 1: You're a man. Just like Duke told Rocky and Rocky four.

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Speaker 1: It was a thing of beauty. It was inspiring. He

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Speaker 1: was going to pick Aaron Rodgers, but I got to

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Speaker 1: him first. Sorry, Charlie. Number three in the seven for

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Speaker 1: seven Morning Adjustments. Listen, you gotta know what your draft is, Okay.

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Speaker 1: You have to know what your draft is. Yesterday I

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Speaker 1: drafted in the league. It was half point PPR. Today

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Speaker 1: it was a full point PPR. Okay, the morning adjustment.

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Speaker 1: it's a full point PPR, I'm going for wide receivers,

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Speaker 1: wide receivers, and I want big, strong, Coxsman wide receivers, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I want big motherfucker's playmaking wide receivers. Okay. And that's

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Speaker 1: what I got in this league. Like I said, we

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Speaker 1: start three wide receivers, and I doubled back, and I

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Speaker 1: which is putting one in the flex. Four beasts starting

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Speaker 1: at wide receiver all over six four true stickman, true Coxman.

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Speaker 1: Number four. Matt Jones the steel of the draft. You

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Speaker 1: do the math. Matt Jones was the steel of the draft.

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Speaker 1: I got him so late, I can't even remember when

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Speaker 1: I got him. This this, by the way, the Howard

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Speaker 1: Stern Draft has eight teen picks. You know, fucking long.

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Speaker 1: That took eighteen picks. It took forever. It took forever.

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Speaker 1: It just went on. It was like the like cousins

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Speaker 1: of players got drafted, retired players drop god draft. I

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Speaker 1: drafted Terry Bradshaw. He was on the Boys of screw It.

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Speaker 1: I picked him in the eighteenth round. What you know,

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Speaker 1: I like Terry. Maybe maybe he'll come off the bench,

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Speaker 1: who knows, but if not, at least we got him

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Speaker 1: on on our team. Okay, number five the Denver defense

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Speaker 1: and Gaskowski the kicker. Okay, we got mocked for doing that.

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Speaker 1: Rappaports Delight got mocked my team was already solidified. I

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Speaker 1: don't follow trends. Okay, f f your trend. In the

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Speaker 1: eleventh round, I picked the Denver defense. You know why?

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Speaker 1: Because no, they're the number one defense, okay, and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna get me points. And in the thirteenth round, I

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Speaker 1: picked Stephen Gastakowski. I don't even know him. I know

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying his name right. I had him. I

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Speaker 1: believe I had him last year, the kicker for the

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Speaker 1: New England Patriots. I was mocked and laughed at. I

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Speaker 1: was mocked and laughed at by the great Matt Berry

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Speaker 1: and his sidekick Lisa, and they were like, you dummy,

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Speaker 1: I am rappor Stereo Podcast. Welcome to play a new

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Speaker 1: podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment,

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Speaker 1: and more. Play it at play dot it now. You

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Speaker 1: gotta remember this is a per point reception league. Every

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Speaker 1: because I had the third pick. Overall the way the

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Speaker 1: the commissioner was eight. Will Murray I Don't Like Your

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Speaker 1: of the clowns that where they are drafting in person. Okay,

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Speaker 1: one because that's when we we had some fun. Round one,

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Speaker 1: last six years? Breeze spreads it around. You played yourself,

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Speaker 1: a Marie Cooper, A beast, a beast, a big strong Coxman,

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Speaker 1: first three picks. Does that make sense to you, Julio Jones,

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Speaker 1: Amari and Mike Evans. This is a PPR league. Every

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Speaker 1: sense to you, guys. No one else did this strategy.

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Speaker 1: I said, everybody's saying, wait for quarterbacks, wait for quarterbacks. Uh,

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Speaker 1: the number one running back in d C. Steve Smith Sr. Toughness, ship,

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Speaker 1: You want to meet me for for for like some food, Richard,

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Speaker 1: I seriously did not need to keep going. I'm already

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Speaker 1: getting propositioned by people in this league to make trades.

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Speaker 1: I ain't trade in nothing. You gotta pay to play. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Somewhere around the seventeenth round, I picked up Jamis Winston.

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Speaker 1: We call him famous Jamis a k a. The crab

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Speaker 1: legg King. Okay, he was just lurking around. I picked him.

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Speaker 1: I think Scott Salem. After that he had to go.

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Speaker 1: I love Scott Salem. He picked Marcus Mariotto. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I have Jamis Winston sitting on my bench. He's Cam

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Speaker 1: Newton two point Oh, it's gonna happen. Okay. Then I

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Speaker 1: picked up Jared Cook, the red zone threat for Aaron

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Speaker 1: in Green Bay. And Kuan Bolden, who's got a change

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Speaker 1: of scenery with a real cock slinger. And Matt Stafford,

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Speaker 1: who I like mass Stafford he looks like my son Macio.

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Speaker 1: He's a locker room guy. He's gonna hold things together.

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Speaker 1: He's in a new environment. Picked him up late, followed

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Speaker 1: by stashing my PPR machine Dion Lewis at the end

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Speaker 1: of the bench to finish my draft that even the

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Speaker 1: great Matthew Berry was excited by. I won the draft.

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Speaker 1: I won the draft. I won the Howard Stern Fantasy

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Speaker 1: Football League Draft two thousand and sixteen. To work paid off.

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Speaker 1: This is an art project. Look at my team. Look

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Speaker 1: at my team. You will notice that I pick guys

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Speaker 1: who are high in demand in their systems. Okay, they

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Speaker 1: generate targets and carries. That's how you win fantasy football.

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Speaker 1: You don't follow trends. You set trends. You let the

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Speaker 1: draft come to you. It's a PPR league with every

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Speaker 1: reception worth a point. So I took four receivers in

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Speaker 1: my first five picks. I did the damn thing. In

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Speaker 1: fantasy just like football, you need to take what the

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Speaker 1: They called me the jew ru. I had my sight

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Speaker 1: set on guys, and I went out there and I

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Speaker 1: got him. Everybody wants to dance with the Dingo and

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Speaker 1: everybody could have a chance. I talk shit. This is

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Speaker 1: now turned into the greatest fantasy football podcast in the world.

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Speaker 1: Fantasy Football Follies Episode number two. If you want a

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Speaker 1: me what I'll do, We'll be down in Vegas, okay,

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Speaker 1: October fourteenth, Me and Gimo Nettie a k A. G.

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Speaker 1: and then stand up live in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: question you know to to to to all the people. Think,

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Speaker 1: think your draft through, Think your picks through. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: don't want sleepless nights. You don't want to be tossing

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Speaker 1: and turning, okay because you made bad picks. Mock out.

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Speaker 1: Do some research, but do not follow trends. Go with

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Speaker 1: your gut. Come prepared, but not overly prepared. It's like

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Speaker 1: a fighter the day of a big fight. You think

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Speaker 1: that Connor McGregor and Nate Diaz were worried the day

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Speaker 1: of of UFC fight to two. No, everything was done.

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Speaker 1: You know what I did on draft day? I schitz. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I give myself a facial, a pedicure and manicure. I

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Speaker 1: do it myself. I take a little nap, and then

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Speaker 1: I draft. I'm ready. I'm prepared for war. Anything could happen.

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Speaker 1: I'm prepared. If you're mocking the same day as your draft,

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Speaker 1: the best you'll be is a C plus student. It's

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Speaker 1: like mocking for a final exam. Okay, you have to

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Speaker 1: cramp for a final exam. You ain't gonna do good, Duke,

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Speaker 1: all right, we need to start taking those brain focus

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Speaker 1: pills because you're not prepared. You ain't ready. Duke at

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Speaker 1: Lisa and you picked Antonio Gates. What year is this?

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Speaker 1: In front of Julius Thomas Barnage and Martellis Bennett talking

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Speaker 1: all that ship to me the gringo, man dingo. You

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Speaker 1: ain't dancing with the dingo. Barry. I respect your team,

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Speaker 1: your overall knowledge, but Ingram in the third round. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't care that he caught fifty passes last year.

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Speaker 1: He's busted. Okay, he's busted before and he's probably gonna

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Speaker 1: bust again. No, Bruno, just like Doug Martin, who you

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Speaker 1: pick next? You're bugging and PPR league. Good luck with that.

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Speaker 1: Good luck with that, Doug Martin in the PPR league. Yo,

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Speaker 1: John Hynde. Hit him with the hind. Get your mind right,

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Speaker 1: your your receivers have everybody nervous, including themselves. Come talk

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Speaker 1: to me. You you you want some you want to

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Speaker 1: make some trades, You come to me. Okay, hit him

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Speaker 1: with the hind. Hit him with the heinous draft. You

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Speaker 1: want to make some trades, John Hand, you call him,

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Speaker 1: you know you know where to find me. Jordy, t

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Speaker 1: Y Brown, Tavon Austin, Kevin White, Where you got them?

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Speaker 1: Those are suspect picks at best. I like Clay Aikin.

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Speaker 1: That's a good pick. He's a true talent flying under

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Speaker 1: the radar for the Ravens. Pun definitely included. Oh Man

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Speaker 1: Fantasy sarcasm won on one j D. You don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. Your team will either make the playoffs

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Speaker 1: or you'll have your team sponsored by Kaiser Permanente. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Dez Bryant, you're tripping Julian Forte Eiffort and your backup

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Speaker 1: is is Dalton. Bring some crutches and some head wraps, right,

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Speaker 1: carry some ice bags when you play fantasy football. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna need it. Will you pick Brandon Cooks in the

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Speaker 1: second round before Dez? Don't believe the hype. You pick

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Speaker 1: that little ship in the second round before Dez. Jordi

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Speaker 1: Amari B. Marsh and Mike Evans. That made me laugh.

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Speaker 1: That was like Eddie Murphy delirious laughter. I was laughing.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't breathe. I like them but that was a

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Speaker 1: great pick for my team. I mean, that was a

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Speaker 1: fantastic pick for my team. You got some good players,

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Speaker 1: you got C J. Cobb to Mary's DeMarco. These are

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Speaker 1: guys that I'm high on all year. But the rest

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Speaker 1: of your squad is whack. Okay, that's why you play

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Speaker 1: the game in smash Mouth Fantasy football Land. Not on paper.

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Speaker 1: Teams aren't one on on paper, teams are one. In reality,

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Speaker 1: teams are one with your gut. Okay, Jason Kaplan, I

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Speaker 1: feel bad for you. Back to back running backs in

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Speaker 1: the first two rounds in a p p R league.

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Speaker 1: Listen to all the listeners of this podcast, back to

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Speaker 1: back running backs in a PPR league. You might as

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Speaker 1: well stop drafting after that. You're done. You're finished. You're

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Speaker 1: supposed to have the inside track as the commissioner, Kaplan. Instead,

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Speaker 1: you fell right into my monkey cage. Okay. I'm concerned

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Speaker 1: about your team, but not in a way that you'll like. Okay,

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Speaker 1: A lot of reachers on your board, all right, a

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Speaker 1: lot of reachers on your board. I'm glad you picked

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Speaker 1: Aaron Foster. I like him. I hope he does well.

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Speaker 1: He gave us a great interview on the Iron Rapport

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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast. I wish him a great season, and that

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Speaker 1: was a good pick. He wouldn't have come back if

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Speaker 1: he wasn't healthy. Trust me, he's not that dude. He's

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Speaker 1: all about his NOMA stay and his cheek. He's gonna

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Speaker 1: have a good season. Solid pick if he stays healthy.

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Speaker 1: Ben Barrow, you ain't repeating anything. You picked three rbs

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Speaker 1: in the first four rounds, including my guy, Levan Bell.

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Speaker 1: You're a homer. You played yourself three running backs in

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Speaker 1: the first four rounds. You're tripping a p Okay, they're

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Speaker 1: gonna be slugging him, lev and Sammy Watkins and Carlos Hyde.

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Speaker 1: You're tripping. I called out the All Infirmary team all

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Speaker 1: right after that, he you did good. You picked up

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Speaker 1: Russell and Baldwin and Marcus Wheaton. I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you could piece together something on the waiver line, but

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Speaker 1: beyond that, you're not gonna You're not going back to back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're not winning another championship. My man. Finally John him

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Speaker 1: hit him with the hind again. I think the fame

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Speaker 1: has gone to your head. The top half of your

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Speaker 1: draft looks good with Zeke and Gronk and the Sewan

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Speaker 1: all Sean and the next two picks of suspect. All right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I like Golden Tate,

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Speaker 1: all right. I like Russell Russell Wilson's ex Michael Floyd.

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Speaker 1: If there's enough balls to go around in Arizona, I

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Speaker 1: don't think there's enough balls to go around in Arizona

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Speaker 1: to make uh Michael Floyd, Uh, someone who's viable. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you took that cheating fuck Tom Brady in

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Speaker 1: the seventh round. Have you no self respect? Listen? The

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Speaker 1: accolades are rolling in my forehead, receiving monster, three wide

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Speaker 1: receivers and one flex and I picked up. I forgot

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Speaker 1: to say. Dion Lewis may win me the league if

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Speaker 1: he comes back six weeks later like last year. Last

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Speaker 1: year he came back six weeks late. Okay, he could

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Speaker 1: come back to six weeks, seven weeks when the running

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Speaker 1: backs are dinged up. They didn't give him a multi

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Speaker 1: year extension, okay, for no reason. Listen, I'm gonna sleep

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Speaker 1: sleep slow, so beautifully tonight, knowing that the draft went

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Speaker 1: the way it was. Thank you for tuning into the

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Speaker 1: fantasy football follies. I'm gonna go take a victory lap

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Speaker 1: with my dog Wheezy. Mark this date down, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Today is the day that the gringo man Dingo officially

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Speaker 1: arrived as the face of fantasy football. Ain't I pretty?

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Speaker 1: Ain't I pretty? I do this for the love of

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Speaker 1: the game. I'll be there every week on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: You can play me on Draft Kings. Seriously, I'll be there.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it for fun, low stakes league. I like

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Speaker 1: to enjoy the fans, get talk smack. If you civilize

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Speaker 1: all my conquests all year in the league. That means

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Speaker 1: the most of me. I'm coming for that championship belt.

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Speaker 1: It's the gringo man dingo Ak Michael Rapport signing off.

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Speaker 1: Good luck with your drafts. Don't be dictated by trends.

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Speaker 1: Don't be dictated by rankings. Do the math, do the work,

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