WEBVTT - #131: The Sketchy Sketch 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:07.920 Start a data start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up Brooklyn 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:17.959 Boys Data. They're making noise data up. Episode one one. 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:21.119 This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You've arrived at the 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:27.560 right place. Yeah, today is Friday, right when we're recording this. Yeah, 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:30.320 and who knows when it's gonna reach the listeners. It 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:34.120 could be next Tuesday. Right. You might fall asleep. I 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.479 slept last night, I want to say an hour and 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:40.920 forty five minutes maybe at the most. And then I 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:44.640 slept to the first five minutes of the show because 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:50.040 um my, my oldest daughter was packing for a road trip. Um, 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:52.720 and so she was like up all night packing and 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.520 banging into the walls, and I couldn't sleep. So I 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:58.480 normally would take a nap. I had so much to 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:03.120 do today I couldn't nap. So I am exhausted, perfect 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.760 absolutely exhausted. But you know what, You're never too exhausted 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:10.080 to have a rant. No, I'll listen. I'm I'm up 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.200 for that. But listen, here's the thing you made a 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:13.600 joke about. We don't know when this is going to 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.560 reach the the audience because you have a tendency to 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:17.760 fall asleep or not post it right. Well, the other 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:20.479 thing I could do is not hit the published button, 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.560 right right, you didn't. You didn't publish the podcast last week, 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.440 and as such slices, we were not in the top 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:31.560 one hundred on the radio podcast top one hundred because 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:35.240 the episode was we put it up I think Friday 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.720 to you know last week whatever, yes, Saturday, and then 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.800 scared didn't post it. It It didn't go up til Sunday 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:45.119 night weekend, right, So but we're hoping that we get 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:48.160 all the listens now from last week's episode. This week, yeah, 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.720 this week's episode, we'll have double or one and a 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:52.480 half maybe and we'll be able to make it nice 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.320 into the top ten again. You know what. You know 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.400 what I did learn from that, don't download the podcast 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:59.640 if ever you're not gonna just let it, just keep 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.840 it on, put up a stream at baby. I learned 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:05.320 that most people listen to this podcast and have the 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:09.280 experience through I Heart Radio because it posted to every 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:12.520 other platform except I heeart radio. So you know, all 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.960 kidding aside, I did hit the published button. I didn't forget, 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:17.560 but for some reason it didn't go on iHeart, but 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:21.000 it went everywhere else. And so some people were commenting 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:24.000 to me privately and then but most were like, when 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.760 is a podcast coming up? And I'm like, uh, I 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:29.080 published it. What do you want me to do? What 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.560 do you want to say right now? Whatever time you 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.000 see this go live, I want you to know it 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.600 could have been published. I want to say about thirty 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:40.360 five to forty minutes sooner. And that's because when we 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:43.079 started to set up for this podcast. Today we're having 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.720 testical difficulties. Well I wouldn't say we, I mean we 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.720 as a team. Yes, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna hold on, 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:53.400 hold on. First, Scary told me that my microphone doesn't 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:58.519 sound right. I gotta change the settings, reset the the microphone. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.280 He's starting a clicking noise right yeah, and as the 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.200 slices you're hearing right now. Right then, he tells me, 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:08.080 I gotta unplug the microphone. By the way, my my snowball, 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.480 which I think I paid forty dollars for fifty the 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:12.840 most whatever I've said in previous episodes, that's what I 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:17.600 paid forty. It's sounding like it right now. Okay, So 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.280 he's having me log off of the system that connects 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:24.040 our our audio and reboot relog switched to the desktop 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:27.320 setting switched back all these settings. He's telling me, I 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.040 hit clicking. It sounds like you just you recited the 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:34.240 lyrics to the two see slide. Yeah, one step forward, 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:38.880 two steps back. That's Paul Abduel, right, okay, so um, 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.400 I wi my head back and forth, all of it, 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:45.760 DoD hokey pokey, and so we spent fifteen minutes scuries. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.320 It's your microphone, don't you. I think the cable is bad, 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.880 but it is. It currently is. I can hear it 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:52.800 right now. It's still like it still sounds like ship. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:54.960 Then he's den He's telling me it sounds like shit. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.360 It must be that your your computer has switched back 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:02.640 to the internal top microphone. So I'm doing this right. Listen, listen, 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:08.600 I'm tapping ever so gently on my snowball microphone and 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.680 I can see the levels, so I know it's not 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:14.760 the laptop microphone. It's the correct and he's uh so. 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:16.520 Then I said, well, let me let me try a 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.560 different browser. That didn't help him. I so I said, 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.400 let me try the internal microphone. Tries the internal microphone, 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.239 and he says, I still hear the clicking so clearly. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.799 Once both of my microphones are doing the same clicking. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:31.240 It can't be either one of them. So he says, well, 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:35.239 I don't know. I guess I can reset my system. Yeah, 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.880 you know, his his his forty seven thousand dollars system. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.720 So he resets it, logs me off with the log 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.960 everything back in again and guess what he goes, Oh, 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.880 it sounds great. So again, I remind you, I paid 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:51.039 forty dollars. Scary paid forty seven dollars plus tax from 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:56.880 Sweden and his system doesn't work. Click the sound of 0:04:56.920 --> 0:05:00.120 his money falling out of his pocket. The clicking. We 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:04.520 here right now, Norway? Where is your cheap ass internet? 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:10.360 That's what the clicking is. See, this is exactly it. 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.640 I'm losing him. I'm losing I'm losing him. This is 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:17.960 Brodie's fault. He doesn't pay for top speed on his internet. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:23.040 He doesn't. I just said, I'm telling him. I'm see now, 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:24.919 I'm trying to call him right now because we the 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:29.640 line dropped. Yeah, yeah, for some reason, Brodie, I'm telling 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.720 you right now, it's your internet. That's the front problem. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.600 Did the line drop during my rent? Yes? No, no, no, 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.240 no no it did not. You see, I'm getting your 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.960 clean feed audio. This is all being recorded. It never dropped. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:47.000 Your phone dropped from your iPad where you're trying to 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:50.200 listen back to me. And as I was telling the slices, 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:54.320 it's your cheapest internet. Something is wrong. You do not 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:57.520 have your internet is fucked right now? Or or or 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.279 did that or or you I'll tell you what. Maybe 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.839 your entire fan only his home and they're all using 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:05.640 devices because your internet as slow as fun. Right now, 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:08.880 I'm on Google WiFi in the house and I'm I'm well, 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.320 why don't you why don't you Google yourself a better WiFi? 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.839 Because this WiFi you run right now is like sounds 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.119 like ass You know what I could and it already 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:22.120 dropped the line. That's my proof right there. It dropped 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.560 the iPad that you were listening to me on. That's 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.479 why you couldn't hear me still hearing you on the 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:30.719 iPad before just about the dirty about Let's see two 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:33.640 minutes ago. It didn't drop. It said call failed. I 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:36.160 had to redial. I had to redal you while I 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.040 was talking to the slices. I had to hit the 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:42.560 redial button. But your your your audio coming back to me. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:46.760 I got baby, I got I got full bars alright, 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:51.320 you're on bad yeah, and you're on forty seven dollar 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.400 equipment and it sounds like ship. Okay, you hear that. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.920 You hear that dropout slices. You know what I'm talking about, right? 0:06:55.960 --> 0:07:01.359 That those are digital glitches caused by bad upload speeds. 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:06.120 And Brodie is suffering your computer. It's your computer, it's yours, dude. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.160 I'm on, I'm a i'm I got a gig up 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.120 at a gig down. I got THI us over here. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.160 Look at you. Not a sponsor, not a sponsor, not 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.400 a sponsor. You know, I have a feeling we're gonna 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.640 hear a lot of that today. They're not a sponsored. 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:25.360 By the way, speaking of not a sponsor, I gotta 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.040 call you out on something because I asked you not 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:29.880 to do something last week. Right, we were talking about 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:35.160 the other podcast with the two now one very sexual 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:39.640 women on the podcast, right, Okay, I said, let's talk 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:42.679 about them, but we don't need to promote them necessarily. Now, 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:47.240 if Alexandra wants to promote our podcast, right, she's more 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:51.760 than welcome to. But we got a tweet from Gregory 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:57.040 from j T at wing v I I seven something 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:00.080 like that. He says, thanks, to Scary Jones Day and 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:04.120 Brody Scary for always promoting play the jingle, Play the jingle, 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:08.760 Scary the at Call Her Daddy podcast. It's one of 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:12.360 my my it is one of my favorites. Now, I 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.720 had to leave episode one thirty of the Brooklyn Boys 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.720 halfway and go see what they were all about. I 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.760 did finish it after a couple of episodes, though, I came. 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:23.560 He basically came back to finished hours after he did 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:29.240 a couple episodes of their podcast. So he stopped in 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:32.400 the middle of our podcast, went and listened to the 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:36.040 other podcast that you couldn't help to keep promoting, and 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:39.080 then eventually after he got his rocks off, came back 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:44.679 to our podcast. Yeah. I don't have problem with bos 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.760 off after our podcast as long as he as long 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.120 as he listens to our podcast, who cares. I don't 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:53.360 care what order they do it. I would like to 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:58.960 us first and come for them second. Okay, that's great, 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.640 you don't you don't think that's too much desk? All right, 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.240 So at the end of the day, it would be 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.840 nice if they return the favor to Call Her Daddy podcast, 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:10.480 and oh listen, we tweeted at them listen slices. If 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.439 you want to tweet at the Call Her Daddy podcast 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.839 and let them know that the at the Brooklyn Boys 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:18.520 podcast that's has been talking about them on episode one 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:22.679 thirty all good things by the way, uh listen, we 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.480 have another but love. So what in your tweet to them, 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:29.319 make sure you include our names and at the Brooklyn 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:33.080 Boys at Scary Jones, at the Brooklyn Boys podcast now 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.800 at Scary Jones what what doesn't matter, just put our 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.600 names in there. I brought it up. I was my topic. 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.559 So so let me let me say this, do that 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.920 and say, hey, show some love, because the Brooklyn Boys 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.280 is showing you some love and and support. Say say 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:50.960 we say they set the whole new slew of listeners 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.880 your way. Not that they need it because they've got millions, 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:58.320 but well you keep saying they now her. Yeah, and 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.520 you'll if you don't know the story, listen one thirty 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.680 and which you know what it's It's funny because they 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:05.719 used to be the uh well they are they Call 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.600 Her Daddy podcast. I understand what the meaning is, but 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.800 grammatically it was two of them, right, it was two women. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:15.120 That's only one so she's the hard by herself and 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:16.679 I know it's a double ententge I know what it 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:19.559 really means. But the point is now it's more accurate. Yeah, well, 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:22.840 because it's not Call them Daddy awesome. Now, I bet 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.439 you that you know what. The problem they don't have 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:29.000 at the Call Her Daddy podcast is slow Internet speeds, slices. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.079 You hear what I'm you hear what I'm hearing, Brody, 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:37.240 But that's your system. No, it's not four dollars from Hungary, 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:39.880 and it doesn't sound like speaking of Hungary. I haven't 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.160 eaten a dancing all day and I'm doing this podcast. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.960 You're you know you're a hero. Oh I could go 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:48.280 for a hero right now. Actually, I can go for 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:54.280 some some fresh MutS with superside, some balsamic, and some 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:58.160 sun dried tomatoes. For those of you who aren't from Brooklyn, 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:00.599 What what my friend here wants on a similar to 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:04.600 hero is is mozzarella cheese or mozzarella? If you eat 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:08.800 at the Olive Garden, he would like soaprasada, which is 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:13.880 a type of pepperoni spicy ham, which in Brooklyn he 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:18.439 calls superside. Uh. And then do you want some capacola? 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:21.080 How would you say capricola? For the people here. Gobba 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:29.319 goal right, Capacola magic calling Coca cola Gobba Goola's basically 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:33.880 that's basically, Uh, there's one for your Brooklyn Boys quote guy. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:38.280 That uh that is um Oh. By the way, speaking 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.880 of the Brooklyn Boys quote guy, can you finish your 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.280 thought before you start in the next sentence? Okay? Thing, no, 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:46.840 I can't so at the Brooklyn Boys quote guy, he 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:49.800 sends out one a day, sometimes two, of the of 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.520 our favorite quotes with the time code, so you guys 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.480 can go back and listen to the clip. But sometimes 0:11:56.360 --> 0:12:00.439 either he's typing it wrong or he's word a word 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:04.000 typing what I may slur together in a sentence. And 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:07.000 so I'm asking you, Brooklyn Boys quote guy, I feel 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.800 like it's okay to put in a missing syllable. Sometimes 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:14.240 the quotes make it look like I'm not literate, So 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.680 you know, don't be so literal and make me look illiterate. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.679 And I know it's okay, that's it. What was I 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.199 talking about before that? I don't know see what I'm saying. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:25.679 You were in the middle of a comb out. Yeah, okay, 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:29.240 the quote guy, so, uh, yeah, that was a quote 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.199 for him to check him out because every day he uh, 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.360 he puts together a very funny quote, and it's stuff 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:37.240 I remember saying, like, it's absolutely stuff I don't remember. 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:40.760 It's almost like a time hop for the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.480 so I'll give you an example. Well, yeah, what what 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:48.119 are you gonna say? Nope, just go for it. Oh, 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:50.640 episode sixty four scary. You should get this audio for 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:55.160 next week, Yeah, he wrote, So it's Uh did Brody 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:58.560 start a trend? Episode sixty four at the one hour 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.280 and third two minute mark. Holy crap, that was long. 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.440 I said, I appreciate you being very nice today. Karen, 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.320 I said her name was Karen. I don't know if 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:09.920 we had other problems with Karen's before, but her name 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:13.199 was Karen. By the way, fuck you Karen. So I 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:16.520 was ranting about somebody in customer service named Karen, and 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:21.600 now Karen is a major thing. So, but that those 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.720 were two Those are two things that happened that had 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.760 nothing to do with one another. But isn't that amazing 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:31.200 how her name was Karen? Right? Maybe uh, it all 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.480 came true. I mean, you know, she's a Karen. And 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:40.000 did you see that Michael Rappaport post yesterday of Karen 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:45.199 fighting with three Karen's. Yes, hilarious battle of the Karen's. 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:47.200 Check that out on we gotta we got a big 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:50.160 problem here, we got it. We got a problem in 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.640 River City. Well, a crime has been committed here. This 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.319 is a huge crime ripped off when you brought that 0:13:56.360 --> 0:14:00.840 two dollar. I think you should call you have this podcast, 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.640 no joke. I would call up your internet provider and 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.040 I would get free dessert from them for like days, 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:10.160 because honestly, it is definitely you know what I'm gonna switch. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:14.320 I'm gonna switch, hold on, hold on the switch, or 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:16.520 or your or your daughters are just sucking all the 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.240 juice out of your internet and bandwidth because I'm telling 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:22.920 you right now your mouth, no, they're not, if anything, 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:27.760 you're on TikTok you're not downloading. They're on TikTok yes, 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.480 because they are the appropriate age and demographic. But you 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:32.960 know how much bandwidth that that takes up. That's the 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:37.720 problem being the way. Speaking of speaking of TikTok Um, 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:39.880 there's there's two things I wanted to talk about from 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:42.280 take That's great. I was talking about this crime that's 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:45.840 being committed that this is really deserves everybody's attention, you 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.800 complaining about we are scattered all over the place today 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:52.200 like your internet audio. Okay, should I not talk about 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:56.040 the TikTok thinks no, go for it. Okay, I want 0:14:56.080 --> 0:15:00.560 to shout out to at Kelly. At Kelly a K 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:04.360 E L L. I underscore Seymour s E y m 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.840 O you are. She's on a fishing boat. It came 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.840 up in the four you feed. I don't know why. Um, 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.560 she's on a fishing boat with a bunch of guys 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.640 drinking beers. They all don't look like doctors the lawyers. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:20.800 And it says these boys deserve a metal how do 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:26.920 you spell that scary metal? Metal? M E D A L. Right. 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:30.200 Apparently she thinks these boys deserve a m E T 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:36.160 A L like copper or iron steel. They deserve a metal, 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:43.800 So throw throw a slab of metally at them exactly. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:45.400 And then it was I had to find the other one. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.560 There was a video I wanted to play. Um, I 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.520 could find it later, but it was it was the 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:55.400 dumbest thing I've seen again on TikTok in quite a while. 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:58.440 But go on about us, something you wanted to talk about. 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.240 I'll find this and I'll get a feel there. But 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:01.840 what did you want to talk about? You mentioned something 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.960 before you know, this is this is a crime because 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:08.760 and this can relate to everybody listening. Um, I guess 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.960 it was all goes back to barstool Sports, doesn't it 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:15.600 the people that give you the Oh my god, no, no, no, 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:17.720 but no, you're gonna be very You're gonna be incensed 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.520 over this, and so are the slices. They issued a 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:25.000 map of America's favorite food chains. Have that on my 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:26.960 phone when I told you I wanted to talk to 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:29.840 you about And okay, well it's it's every It's a 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:32.400 map in the United States and in you know, all 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:35.720 the states are outlined and there's a fast food logo 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:40.120 inside of each state. So for instance, you know there's 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.000 a lot of the states have the in and out Burger, 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.680 you know in and out you know on logo on 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:48.680 all that. That's like like Nevada and you know Montana, 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:51.920 things like that. Right, Yeah, you know McDonald's appears on 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:55.360 a few what Texas what a burger because that's a 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:59.960 big thing. Um. They in Boston in Massachusetts, you got done, 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.480 don't get donuts because it rules the area. Um. Actually, no, 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:07.280 Boston is Boston Market, Massachusetts Boston Market and Duncan is 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:11.200 in a New England area. But my problem comes with 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.359 the state of New York. Well, can we talk about 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:17.479 Illinois first before we get to New York? Can we 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:19.399 talk And by the way, Elvis is gonna do this 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:22.159 on the on the Big Show Monday, Um, so do 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:24.600 me a favor. Don't text in that we talked about 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:26.600 this because I gave it to him as a topic. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:29.399 But clearly Scary wants to talk about now and that's fine, 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.159 That's totally cool. Um, But let me pull up the 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:36.800 map as well. Let's talk about Illinois because Illinois is trending, 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:41.240 or I should say, what Illinois finds as their favorite 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:44.560 chain restaurant. These are what voted by the people in 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:48.399 that state, and they've come to a decision. Illinois the 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.280 home of Chicago. I have to. I have to feel 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:54.440 like Chicago the home of Deep Dish Pizza. I have to. 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.640 I have to. My my gut tells me that this 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.840 vote took place in the whole state, and the rest 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:04.119 of the state voted for Chuck e Chee Up, Sorry, 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:10.240 Chucky Cheese. Chucky Cheese Missouri, Chuck e Cheese, Minnesota Chuck 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:14.800 e Cheese, that's your favorite fast food place? I mean 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:18.320 did they only asked ten year old kids? And by 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:21.439 the way, how does jolly be which is a chicken 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:30.120 joint show up? And it looks like you don't know that? No, no, 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:33.639 I'm sorry in Michigan. And because because it is a 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.040 that is a states, can you name because it's a 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:39.399 map of the United States, but none of the states 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:41.760 are identified? Can you name them all? Like if you 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.280 look at them? Probably most of them. But I think 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:48.240 most people listening, I think most people listening can't can't 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:51.080 do all of them either. So I think most people 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.000 listening to know that I can. And that's all that matters, 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:57.399 doesn't Is that really all that matters? Bertie? But jolly 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:01.159 Be is is is a a chicken place from that 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:05.119 originated in Jesus. I gotta find out where, but anyway 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:07.320 has nothing to do with it, has nothing to do 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:10.480 I have got nothing to do with the state. Hold On, 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:12.639 hold on, I'll tell you right now. Hold on, Jolly 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:18.879 Jolly Jolly is from where hold On Jolly Be originated. 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:23.440 And uh, people are on the edge of their seats. 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:27.560 Santa Cruz, Manila. And it's a Filipino. It's a Filipino chain, 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:30.200 a lot of Philippine in the Philippines, and they are 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:35.440 wildly popular. So does Michigan have a high Filipino pop 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:39.640 you know population, because I find it bizarre that jolly 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:42.200 beat Illinois loves chuck e cheese, that I have large 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:44.760 rat population. Well, we didn't even get to the biggest crime, 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:46.399 which is why I'm bringing this up to begin with 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:50.480 the state of New York. Okay, here, now here's the thing. 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:53.240 In the state of New Jersey. You guys should be pissed. 0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:57.239 Hold on, we are We're from scary and iron from 0:19:57.240 --> 0:19:59.600 New York City, which is the five boroughs of New 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:02.280 York City, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten Island, and the Bronx. 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:06.240 And that is an area that has about fifteen million 0:20:06.280 --> 0:20:09.120 people in the in the tri state area and arguably 0:20:09.160 --> 0:20:11.720 some of the best pizza in the world. Well some 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:13.280 of the best food in the world. But people know 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:15.720 New York enough to sing the praises. When you think 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.119 New York, you think pizza, you think bagels, right, you 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:22.200 think the people people know? Okay, But the thing about 0:20:22.240 --> 0:20:24.760 New York is there's a there's a we call it 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:28.000 New York City and kind of arroguely we call it 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:30.399 New York. But there's an upstate New York in a 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:33.880 downstate New York, And technically New York City is downstate 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:36.520 New York. Okay, even though we would never call it that, 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:38.520 we just call it New York. The world calls the 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:41.800 area we were from New York. But New York State 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:45.840 is massive and it's it's a listen, there's all amazing 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:48.560 areas were on all over New York State. Looks like 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:51.280 the upstate people were the ones voting for this change. 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:55.080 I have a feeling. I have a feeling because maybe 0:20:55.119 --> 0:20:58.400 the quality of pizza available in New York City isn't 0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:07.240 as readily available let's say in Syracuse, Binghamton, Rochester. Maybe 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:09.760 they don't have the quality pizza we have in the 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:14.320 New York City area. But you know that pizza you 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:17.119 get in the in the in the food court and 0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:19.920 they serve it in a triangle little box and they 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:22.479 make it with an American flag on the box so 0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:28.080 that you'll think it's really Italian. Is it's the Italian flag? Yeah? Flag? Yeah, 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:33.840 we're talking to Smarrows or Samarrows, you know what I 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:42.600 call it? I call it Sbarros because it's ship pizza pizza, Okay, Smarrows? 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:46.120 Is that is that last option? It's it's the ship 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:48.600 that you see. Oh my god? Am I saying this? 0:21:49.200 --> 0:21:51.800 It's the stuff that you you eat when you're really 0:21:51.880 --> 0:21:54.080 hungry and you're on a long road trip and it 0:21:54.119 --> 0:21:56.919 happens to be Oh my god, and you see it 0:21:56.920 --> 0:21:59.680 in the sign coming up in the next um road. 0:22:00.160 --> 0:22:02.680 What is it the next pull over, the rest stop, 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:08.800 Sparrows or air reports? Right, it's the little duggets of sausage. 0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:13.200 How the fuck is that New York State's favorite fast food? 0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:15.800 By the way, there are other fast foods that's much 0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:19.040 better than that, Like I don't know McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, 0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:22.840 anything else. Like how do you pick a pizza and 0:22:22.880 --> 0:22:25.399 a bad pizza at that as your top choice for 0:22:25.480 --> 0:22:30.879 New York when when people go elsewhere for pizza. Have 0:22:31.000 --> 0:22:33.080 you ever told, hey, Brodie, have we ever been sitting 0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:36.520 around hanging out on your stoop in Brooklyn and be like, 0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:40.800 you know, I'm hungry, let's go to Sparrows? Said? No 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:44.360 one ever, We don't go to Sparrows. Sparrows is a joke. 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:49.520 It's it's Sabarrows by the way, Samarrows Pizza by the way. 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:56.879