Speaker 1: Start a data start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Data. They're making noise data up. Episode one one.
Speaker 1: This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You've arrived at the
Speaker 1: right place. Yeah, today is Friday, right when we're recording this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and who knows when it's gonna reach the listeners. It
Speaker 1: could be next Tuesday. Right. You might fall asleep. I
Speaker 1: slept last night, I want to say an hour and
Speaker 1: forty five minutes maybe at the most. And then I
Speaker 1: slept to the first five minutes of the show because
Speaker 1: um my, my oldest daughter was packing for a road trip. Um,
Speaker 1: and so she was like up all night packing and
Speaker 1: banging into the walls, and I couldn't sleep. So I
Speaker 1: normally would take a nap. I had so much to
Speaker 1: do today I couldn't nap. So I am exhausted, perfect
Speaker 1: absolutely exhausted. But you know what, You're never too exhausted
Speaker 1: to have a rant. No, I'll listen. I'm I'm up
Speaker 1: for that. But listen, here's the thing you made a
Speaker 1: joke about. We don't know when this is going to
Speaker 1: reach the the audience because you have a tendency to
Speaker 1: fall asleep or not post it right. Well, the other
Speaker 1: thing I could do is not hit the published button,
Speaker 1: right right, you didn't. You didn't publish the podcast last week,
Speaker 1: and as such slices, we were not in the top
Speaker 1: one hundred on the radio podcast top one hundred because
Speaker 1: the episode was we put it up I think Friday
Speaker 1: to you know last week whatever, yes, Saturday, and then
Speaker 1: scared didn't post it. It It didn't go up til Sunday
Speaker 1: night weekend, right, So but we're hoping that we get
Speaker 1: all the listens now from last week's episode. This week, yeah,
Speaker 1: this week's episode, we'll have double or one and a
Speaker 1: half maybe and we'll be able to make it nice
Speaker 1: into the top ten again. You know what. You know
Speaker 1: what I did learn from that, don't download the podcast
Speaker 1: if ever you're not gonna just let it, just keep
Speaker 1: it on, put up a stream at baby. I learned
Speaker 1: that most people listen to this podcast and have the
Speaker 1: experience through I Heart Radio because it posted to every
Speaker 1: other platform except I heeart radio. So you know, all
Speaker 1: kidding aside, I did hit the published button. I didn't forget,
Speaker 1: but for some reason it didn't go on iHeart, but
Speaker 1: it went everywhere else. And so some people were commenting
Speaker 1: to me privately and then but most were like, when
Speaker 1: is a podcast coming up? And I'm like, uh, I
Speaker 1: published it. What do you want me to do? What
Speaker 1: do you want to say right now? Whatever time you
Speaker 1: see this go live, I want you to know it
Speaker 1: could have been published. I want to say about thirty
Speaker 1: five to forty minutes sooner. And that's because when we
Speaker 1: started to set up for this podcast. Today we're having
Speaker 1: testical difficulties. Well I wouldn't say we, I mean we
Speaker 1: as a team. Yes, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. First, Scary told me that my microphone doesn't
Speaker 1: sound right. I gotta change the settings, reset the the microphone.
Speaker 1: He's starting a clicking noise right yeah, and as the
Speaker 1: slices you're hearing right now. Right then, he tells me,
Speaker 1: I gotta unplug the microphone. By the way, my my snowball,
Speaker 1: which I think I paid forty dollars for fifty the
Speaker 1: most whatever I've said in previous episodes, that's what I
Speaker 1: paid forty. It's sounding like it right now. Okay, So
Speaker 1: he's having me log off of the system that connects
Speaker 1: our our audio and reboot relog switched to the desktop
Speaker 1: setting switched back all these settings. He's telling me, I
Speaker 1: hit clicking. It sounds like you just you recited the
Speaker 1: lyrics to the two see slide. Yeah, one step forward,
Speaker 1: two steps back. That's Paul Abduel, right, okay, so um,
Speaker 1: I wi my head back and forth, all of it,
Speaker 1: DoD hokey pokey, and so we spent fifteen minutes scuries.
Speaker 1: It's your microphone, don't you. I think the cable is bad,
Speaker 1: but it is. It currently is. I can hear it
Speaker 1: right now. It's still like it still sounds like ship.
Speaker 1: Then he's den He's telling me it sounds like shit.
Speaker 1: It must be that your your computer has switched back
Speaker 1: to the internal top microphone. So I'm doing this right. Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm tapping ever so gently on my snowball microphone and
Speaker 1: I can see the levels, so I know it's not
Speaker 1: the laptop microphone. It's the correct and he's uh so.
Speaker 1: Then I said, well, let me let me try a
Speaker 1: different browser. That didn't help him. I so I said,
Speaker 1: let me try the internal microphone. Tries the internal microphone,
Speaker 1: and he says, I still hear the clicking so clearly.
Speaker 1: Once both of my microphones are doing the same clicking.
Speaker 1: It can't be either one of them. So he says, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I can reset my system. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, his his his forty seven thousand dollars system.
Speaker 1: So he resets it, logs me off with the log
Speaker 1: everything back in again and guess what he goes, Oh,
Speaker 1: it sounds great. So again, I remind you, I paid
Speaker 1: forty dollars. Scary paid forty seven dollars plus tax from
Speaker 1: Sweden and his system doesn't work. Click the sound of
Speaker 1: his money falling out of his pocket. The clicking. We
Speaker 1: here right now, Norway? Where is your cheap ass internet?
Speaker 1: That's what the clicking is. See, this is exactly it.
Speaker 1: I'm losing him. I'm losing I'm losing him. This is
Speaker 1: Brodie's fault. He doesn't pay for top speed on his internet.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. I just said, I'm telling him. I'm see now,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to call him right now because we the
Speaker 1: line dropped. Yeah, yeah, for some reason, Brodie, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, it's your internet. That's the front problem.
Speaker 1: Did the line drop during my rent? Yes? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no it did not. You see, I'm getting your
Speaker 1: clean feed audio. This is all being recorded. It never dropped.
Speaker 1: Your phone dropped from your iPad where you're trying to
Speaker 1: listen back to me. And as I was telling the slices,
Speaker 1: it's your cheapest internet. Something is wrong. You do not
Speaker 1: have your internet is fucked right now? Or or or
Speaker 1: did that or or you I'll tell you what. Maybe
Speaker 1: your entire fan only his home and they're all using
Speaker 1: devices because your internet as slow as fun. Right now,
Speaker 1: I'm on Google WiFi in the house and I'm I'm well,
Speaker 1: why don't you why don't you Google yourself a better WiFi?
Speaker 1: Because this WiFi you run right now is like sounds
Speaker 1: like ass You know what I could and it already
Speaker 1: dropped the line. That's my proof right there. It dropped
Speaker 1: the iPad that you were listening to me on. That's
Speaker 1: why you couldn't hear me still hearing you on the
Speaker 1: iPad before just about the dirty about Let's see two
Speaker 1: minutes ago. It didn't drop. It said call failed. I
Speaker 1: had to redial. I had to redal you while I
Speaker 1: was talking to the slices. I had to hit the
Speaker 1: redial button. But your your your audio coming back to me.
Speaker 1: I got baby, I got I got full bars alright,
Speaker 1: you're on bad yeah, and you're on forty seven dollar
Speaker 1: equipment and it sounds like ship. Okay, you hear that.
Speaker 1: You hear that dropout slices. You know what I'm talking about, right?
Speaker 1: That those are digital glitches caused by bad upload speeds.
Speaker 1: And Brodie is suffering your computer. It's your computer, it's yours, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm on, I'm a i'm I got a gig up
Speaker 1: at a gig down. I got THI us over here.
Speaker 1: Look at you. Not a sponsor, not a sponsor, not
Speaker 1: a sponsor. You know, I have a feeling we're gonna
Speaker 1: hear a lot of that today. They're not a sponsored.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of not a sponsor, I gotta
Speaker 1: call you out on something because I asked you not
Speaker 1: to do something last week. Right, we were talking about
Speaker 1: the other podcast with the two now one very sexual
Speaker 1: women on the podcast, right, Okay, I said, let's talk
Speaker 1: about them, but we don't need to promote them necessarily. Now,
Speaker 1: if Alexandra wants to promote our podcast, right, she's more
Speaker 1: than welcome to. But we got a tweet from Gregory
Speaker 1: from j T at wing v I I seven something
Speaker 1: like that. He says, thanks, to Scary Jones Day and
Speaker 1: Brody Scary for always promoting play the jingle, Play the jingle,
Speaker 1: Scary the at Call Her Daddy podcast. It's one of
Speaker 1: my my it is one of my favorites. Now, I
Speaker 1: had to leave episode one thirty of the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: halfway and go see what they were all about. I
Speaker 1: did finish it after a couple of episodes, though, I came.
Speaker 1: He basically came back to finished hours after he did
Speaker 1: a couple episodes of their podcast. So he stopped in
Speaker 1: the middle of our podcast, went and listened to the
Speaker 1: other podcast that you couldn't help to keep promoting, and
Speaker 1: then eventually after he got his rocks off, came back
Speaker 1: to our podcast. Yeah. I don't have problem with bos
Speaker 1: off after our podcast as long as he as long
Speaker 1: as he listens to our podcast, who cares. I don't
Speaker 1: care what order they do it. I would like to
Speaker 1: us first and come for them second. Okay, that's great,
Speaker 1: you don't you don't think that's too much desk? All right,
Speaker 1: So at the end of the day, it would be
Speaker 1: nice if they return the favor to Call Her Daddy podcast,
Speaker 1: and oh listen, we tweeted at them listen slices. If
Speaker 1: you want to tweet at the Call Her Daddy podcast
Speaker 1: and let them know that the at the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast that's has been talking about them on episode one
Speaker 1: thirty all good things by the way, uh listen, we
Speaker 1: have another but love. So what in your tweet to them,
Speaker 1: make sure you include our names and at the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys at Scary Jones, at the Brooklyn Boys podcast now
Speaker 1: at Scary Jones what what doesn't matter, just put our
Speaker 1: names in there. I brought it up. I was my topic.
Speaker 1: So so let me let me say this, do that
Speaker 1: and say, hey, show some love, because the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: is showing you some love and and support. Say say
Speaker 1: we say they set the whole new slew of listeners
Speaker 1: your way. Not that they need it because they've got millions,
Speaker 1: but well you keep saying they now her. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you'll if you don't know the story, listen one thirty
Speaker 1: and which you know what it's It's funny because they
Speaker 1: used to be the uh well they are they Call
Speaker 1: Her Daddy podcast. I understand what the meaning is, but
Speaker 1: grammatically it was two of them, right, it was two women.
Speaker 1: That's only one so she's the hard by herself and
Speaker 1: I know it's a double ententge I know what it
Speaker 1: really means. But the point is now it's more accurate. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: because it's not Call them Daddy awesome. Now, I bet
Speaker 1: you that you know what. The problem they don't have
Speaker 1: at the Call Her Daddy podcast is slow Internet speeds, slices.
Speaker 1: You hear what I'm you hear what I'm hearing, Brody,
Speaker 1: But that's your system. No, it's not four dollars from Hungary,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't sound like speaking of Hungary. I haven't
Speaker 1: eaten a dancing all day and I'm doing this podcast.
Speaker 1: You're you know you're a hero. Oh I could go
Speaker 1: for a hero right now. Actually, I can go for
Speaker 1: some some fresh MutS with superside, some balsamic, and some
Speaker 1: sun dried tomatoes. For those of you who aren't from Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: What what my friend here wants on a similar to
Speaker 1: hero is is mozzarella cheese or mozzarella? If you eat
Speaker 1: at the Olive Garden, he would like soaprasada, which is
Speaker 1: a type of pepperoni spicy ham, which in Brooklyn he
Speaker 1: calls superside. Uh. And then do you want some capacola?
Speaker 1: How would you say capricola? For the people here. Gobba
Speaker 1: goal right, Capacola magic calling Coca cola Gobba Goola's basically
Speaker 1: that's basically, Uh, there's one for your Brooklyn Boys quote guy.
Speaker 1: That uh that is um Oh. By the way, speaking
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Boys quote guy, can you finish your
Speaker 1: thought before you start in the next sentence? Okay? Thing, no,
Speaker 1: I can't so at the Brooklyn Boys quote guy, he
Speaker 1: sends out one a day, sometimes two, of the of
Speaker 1: our favorite quotes with the time code, so you guys
Speaker 1: can go back and listen to the clip. But sometimes
Speaker 1: either he's typing it wrong or he's word a word
Speaker 1: typing what I may slur together in a sentence. And
Speaker 1: so I'm asking you, Brooklyn Boys quote guy, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's okay to put in a missing syllable. Sometimes
Speaker 1: the quotes make it look like I'm not literate, So
Speaker 1: you know, don't be so literal and make me look illiterate.
Speaker 1: And I know it's okay, that's it. What was I
Speaker 1: talking about before that? I don't know see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You were in the middle of a comb out. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: the quote guy, so, uh, yeah, that was a quote
Speaker 1: for him to check him out because every day he uh,
Speaker 1: he puts together a very funny quote, and it's stuff
Speaker 1: I remember saying, like, it's absolutely stuff I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a time hop for the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'll give you an example. Well, yeah, what what
Speaker 1: are you gonna say? Nope, just go for it. Oh,
Speaker 1: episode sixty four scary. You should get this audio for
Speaker 1: next week, Yeah, he wrote, So it's Uh did Brody
Speaker 1: start a trend? Episode sixty four at the one hour
Speaker 1: and third two minute mark. Holy crap, that was long.
Speaker 1: I said, I appreciate you being very nice today. Karen,
Speaker 1: I said her name was Karen. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we had other problems with Karen's before, but her name
Speaker 1: was Karen. By the way, fuck you Karen. So I
Speaker 1: was ranting about somebody in customer service named Karen, and
Speaker 1: now Karen is a major thing. So, but that those
Speaker 1: were two Those are two things that happened that had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with one another. But isn't that amazing
Speaker 1: how her name was Karen? Right? Maybe uh, it all
Speaker 1: came true. I mean, you know, she's a Karen. And
Speaker 1: did you see that Michael Rappaport post yesterday of Karen
Speaker 1: fighting with three Karen's. Yes, hilarious battle of the Karen's.
Speaker 1: Check that out on we gotta we got a big
Speaker 1: problem here, we got it. We got a problem in
Speaker 1: River City. Well, a crime has been committed here. This
Speaker 1: is a huge crime ripped off when you brought that
Speaker 1: two dollar. I think you should call you have this podcast,
Speaker 1: no joke. I would call up your internet provider and
Speaker 1: I would get free dessert from them for like days,
Speaker 1: because honestly, it is definitely you know what I'm gonna switch.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna switch, hold on, hold on the switch, or
Speaker 1: or your or your daughters are just sucking all the
Speaker 1: juice out of your internet and bandwidth because I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now your mouth, no, they're not, if anything,
Speaker 1: you're on TikTok you're not downloading. They're on TikTok yes,
Speaker 1: because they are the appropriate age and demographic. But you
Speaker 1: know how much bandwidth that that takes up. That's the
Speaker 1: problem being the way. Speaking of speaking of TikTok Um,
Speaker 1: there's there's two things I wanted to talk about from
Speaker 1: take That's great. I was talking about this crime that's
Speaker 1: being committed that this is really deserves everybody's attention, you
Speaker 1: complaining about we are scattered all over the place today
Speaker 1: like your internet audio. Okay, should I not talk about
Speaker 1: the TikTok thinks no, go for it. Okay, I want
Speaker 1: to shout out to at Kelly. At Kelly a K
Speaker 1: E L L. I underscore Seymour s E y m
Speaker 1: O you are. She's on a fishing boat. It came
Speaker 1: up in the four you feed. I don't know why. Um,
Speaker 1: she's on a fishing boat with a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: drinking beers. They all don't look like doctors the lawyers.
Speaker 1: And it says these boys deserve a metal how do
Speaker 1: you spell that scary metal? Metal? M E D A L. Right.
Speaker 1: Apparently she thinks these boys deserve a m E T
Speaker 1: A L like copper or iron steel. They deserve a metal,
Speaker 1: So throw throw a slab of metally at them exactly.
Speaker 1: And then it was I had to find the other one.
Speaker 1: There was a video I wanted to play. Um, I
Speaker 1: could find it later, but it was it was the
Speaker 1: dumbest thing I've seen again on TikTok in quite a while.
Speaker 1: But go on about us, something you wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1: I'll find this and I'll get a feel there. But
Speaker 1: what did you want to talk about? You mentioned something
Speaker 1: before you know, this is this is a crime because
Speaker 1: and this can relate to everybody listening. Um, I guess
Speaker 1: it was all goes back to barstool Sports, doesn't it
Speaker 1: the people that give you the Oh my god, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: but no, you're gonna be very You're gonna be incensed
Speaker 1: over this, and so are the slices. They issued a
Speaker 1: map of America's favorite food chains. Have that on my
Speaker 1: phone when I told you I wanted to talk to
Speaker 1: you about And okay, well it's it's every It's a
Speaker 1: map in the United States and in you know, all
Speaker 1: the states are outlined and there's a fast food logo
Speaker 1: inside of each state. So for instance, you know there's
Speaker 1: a lot of the states have the in and out Burger,
Speaker 1: you know in and out you know on logo on
Speaker 1: all that. That's like like Nevada and you know Montana,
Speaker 1: things like that. Right, Yeah, you know McDonald's appears on
Speaker 1: a few what Texas what a burger because that's a
Speaker 1: big thing. Um. They in Boston in Massachusetts, you got done,
Speaker 1: don't get donuts because it rules the area. Um. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: Boston is Boston Market, Massachusetts Boston Market and Duncan is
Speaker 1: in a New England area. But my problem comes with
Speaker 1: the state of New York. Well, can we talk about
Speaker 1: Illinois first before we get to New York? Can we
Speaker 1: talk And by the way, Elvis is gonna do this
Speaker 1: on the on the Big Show Monday, Um, so do
Speaker 1: me a favor. Don't text in that we talked about
Speaker 1: this because I gave it to him as a topic.
Speaker 1: But clearly Scary wants to talk about now and that's fine,
Speaker 1: That's totally cool. Um, But let me pull up the
Speaker 1: map as well. Let's talk about Illinois because Illinois is trending,
Speaker 1: or I should say, what Illinois finds as their favorite
Speaker 1: chain restaurant. These are what voted by the people in
Speaker 1: that state, and they've come to a decision. Illinois the
Speaker 1: home of Chicago. I have to. I have to feel
Speaker 1: like Chicago the home of Deep Dish Pizza. I have to.
Speaker 1: I have to. My my gut tells me that this
Speaker 1: vote took place in the whole state, and the rest
Speaker 1: of the state voted for Chuck e Chee Up, Sorry,
Speaker 1: Chucky Cheese. Chucky Cheese Missouri, Chuck e Cheese, Minnesota Chuck
Speaker 1: e Cheese, that's your favorite fast food place? I mean
Speaker 1: did they only asked ten year old kids? And by
Speaker 1: the way, how does jolly be which is a chicken
Speaker 1: joint show up? And it looks like you don't know that? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry in Michigan. And because because it is a
Speaker 1: that is a states, can you name because it's a
Speaker 1: map of the United States, but none of the states
Speaker 1: are identified? Can you name them all? Like if you
Speaker 1: look at them? Probably most of them. But I think
Speaker 1: most people listening, I think most people listening can't can't
Speaker 1: do all of them either. So I think most people
Speaker 1: listening to know that I can. And that's all that matters,
Speaker 1: doesn't Is that really all that matters? Bertie? But jolly
Speaker 1: Be is is is a a chicken place from that
Speaker 1: originated in Jesus. I gotta find out where, but anyway
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with it, has nothing to do
Speaker 1: I have got nothing to do with the state. Hold On,
Speaker 1: hold on, I'll tell you right now. Hold on, Jolly
Speaker 1: Jolly Jolly is from where hold On Jolly Be originated.
Speaker 1: And uh, people are on the edge of their seats.
Speaker 1: Santa Cruz, Manila. And it's a Filipino. It's a Filipino chain,
Speaker 1: a lot of Philippine in the Philippines, and they are
Speaker 1: wildly popular. So does Michigan have a high Filipino pop
Speaker 1: you know population, because I find it bizarre that jolly
Speaker 1: beat Illinois loves chuck e cheese, that I have large
Speaker 1: rat population. Well, we didn't even get to the biggest crime,
Speaker 1: which is why I'm bringing this up to begin with
Speaker 1: the state of New York. Okay, here, now here's the thing.
Speaker 1: In the state of New Jersey. You guys should be pissed.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we are We're from scary and iron from
Speaker 1: New York City, which is the five boroughs of New
Speaker 1: York City, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten Island, and the Bronx.
Speaker 1: And that is an area that has about fifteen million
Speaker 1: people in the in the tri state area and arguably
Speaker 1: some of the best pizza in the world. Well some
Speaker 1: of the best food in the world. But people know
Speaker 1: New York enough to sing the praises. When you think
Speaker 1: New York, you think pizza, you think bagels, right, you
Speaker 1: think the people people know? Okay, But the thing about
Speaker 1: New York is there's a there's a we call it
Speaker 1: New York City and kind of arroguely we call it
Speaker 1: New York. But there's an upstate New York in a
Speaker 1: downstate New York, And technically New York City is downstate
Speaker 1: New York. Okay, even though we would never call it that,
Speaker 1: we just call it New York. The world calls the
Speaker 1: area we were from New York. But New York State
Speaker 1: is massive and it's it's a listen, there's all amazing
Speaker 1: areas were on all over New York State. Looks like
Speaker 1: the upstate people were the ones voting for this change.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling. I have a feeling because maybe
Speaker 1: the quality of pizza available in New York City isn't
Speaker 1: as readily available let's say in Syracuse, Binghamton, Rochester. Maybe
Speaker 1: they don't have the quality pizza we have in the
Speaker 1: New York City area. But you know that pizza you
Speaker 1: get in the in the in the food court and
Speaker 1: they serve it in a triangle little box and they
Speaker 1: make it with an American flag on the box so
Speaker 1: that you'll think it's really Italian. Is it's the Italian flag? Yeah? Flag? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're talking to Smarrows or Samarrows, you know what I
Speaker 1: call it? I call it Sbarros because it's ship pizza pizza, Okay, Smarrows?
Speaker 1: Is that is that last option? It's it's the ship
Speaker 1: that you see. Oh my god? Am I saying this?
Speaker 1: It's the stuff that you you eat when you're really
Speaker 1: hungry and you're on a long road trip and it
Speaker 1: happens to be Oh my god, and you see it
Speaker 1: in the sign coming up in the next um road.
Speaker 1: What is it the next pull over, the rest stop,
Speaker 1: Sparrows or air reports? Right, it's the little duggets of sausage.
Speaker 1: How the fuck is that New York State's favorite fast food?
Speaker 1: By the way, there are other fast foods that's much
Speaker 1: better than that, Like I don't know McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King,
Speaker 1: anything else. Like how do you pick a pizza and
Speaker 1: a bad pizza at that as your top choice for
Speaker 1: New York when when people go elsewhere for pizza. Have
Speaker 1: you ever told, hey, Brodie, have we ever been sitting
Speaker 1: around hanging out on your stoop in Brooklyn and be like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm hungry, let's go to Sparrows? Said? No
Speaker 1: one ever, We don't go to Sparrows. Sparrows is a joke.
Speaker 1: It's it's Sabarrows by the way, Samarrows Pizza by the way.
Speaker 1: I'm looking. I'm looking at uh Colorado. Their favorite chain
Speaker 1: is Rainforest Cafe. No, I mean, I like Rainforest Cafe
Speaker 1: for the atmosphere, but but is it, like is the
Speaker 1: food good enough to go? That's my favorite chain is
Speaker 1: a terrible Look at Montana, Wyoming and Utah McDonald's. McDonald's.
Speaker 1: They couldn't get better than that. Well, maybe there's no Well,
Speaker 1: hold on a second Bertie. In all fairness, there may
Speaker 1: not be. Maybe Montana, but Utah, when you've got like
Speaker 1: five wives, you got to feed them something better than
Speaker 1: Mandanna and Idaho with the Einstein Brothers bagels. That's you
Speaker 1: know what that is, don't you. That's bagels, ship bagels.
Speaker 1: But what does does that even count as fast food?
Speaker 1: Is that qualify? I guess so, because if Duncan Donuts qualifies.
Speaker 1: But back to Sabas. Listen, if you live five hours
Speaker 1: north of Manhattan, six hours, seven hours all the way
Speaker 1: up by Canada, I'm gonna say, get in a car,
Speaker 1: take the Amtrak train, and get the hell down to
Speaker 1: where the good pizzas. Because now here's here here comes
Speaker 1: something that could be considered irony. Brody and the like.
Speaker 1: The slices don't know this, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: you even know it, but I know it. Um Sparrows
Speaker 1: started in our hometown of the namesake of this podcast.
Speaker 1: In Sparrows started as a as a Subarrows started and
Speaker 1: the original location was on in our own neighborhood, Brody,
Speaker 1: we grew up blocks from their sevent Avenue sixty Street
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, New York was Sparrows, Subarrows, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to call it. That was the original. Okay. Then somewhere
Speaker 1: along the line, someone in that family must have sold
Speaker 1: it and the namesake to this god awful piece of chain,
Speaker 1: because I'm telling you, my family back in the day
Speaker 1: used to get their stuff from Sabarrows, the cold cuts
Speaker 1: in there. They had all kinds of Italian delicacies, and
Speaker 1: that place, when it was its own, standalone originals place
Speaker 1: was fu awesome. But then the only thing it has
Speaker 1: in common with what it is today in these airports
Speaker 1: and rest stops is the name Sas sold it, and
Speaker 1: they sold it in before that. You have a Brody,
Speaker 1: Come on, man, it was they were franchising it out.
Speaker 1: It was not it is not even a shell of
Speaker 1: its former self. I don't even think that it serves
Speaker 1: the things that the original one did. It's they've got
Speaker 1: nothing to do with one another. This is like when
Speaker 1: you go to Chicago and people say, you know, it's
Speaker 1: great pizzaia pizza in Chicago, Pizzeria Uno, and you're like what,
Speaker 1: And then you go to the original Pizzeria Uno, the
Speaker 1: actual one that says Pizzeria Uno, and its sister store
Speaker 1: Pizzeria Duo Doce or whatever not Duo. Those two places
Speaker 1: are iconic and have pizza unlike you may know otherwise
Speaker 1: in the country because those places were franchised out and
Speaker 1: they have no quality control. And all the pizzeria Junos
Speaker 1: that I know, or Unos as we all know it
Speaker 1: today is their crap tastes like ass. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: that would make sense now, wouldn't it with me? I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta story for you about so. So you
Speaker 1: go to the pizzeria I just want to finish, the
Speaker 1: Pizzeria Uno in Chicago and Pizzeria Duo or Dua, those
Speaker 1: two go there, try it. It's not like the rest
Speaker 1: of the pizzeria Junos that you know. So, so that's
Speaker 1: the same concept with Sabarrows, but although the original one
Speaker 1: is now defunct, that doesn't exist anymore, so you can't
Speaker 1: taste the original. But really, New York, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you about the time I met Mario Sabaro, and then
Speaker 1: maybe you'll be a little nicer to the chain once
Speaker 1: I tell you this story. So, I worked at a place,
Speaker 1: a restaurant in Brooklyn, doesn't matter where I worked, but
Speaker 1: a very popular place in the Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: And uh, Mario Sabaro came in and he knew somebody
Speaker 1: who I worked with, who introduced me to him because
Speaker 1: you know, his father is one of the is the
Speaker 1: founder of the Samarrow Beach Change. So I want, I
Speaker 1: want to hid the guy, very nice guy, and I
Speaker 1: think he lived in Howard Beach, Brooklyn. Now you can
Speaker 1: google your Howard Beach, but there's a couple of celebrity
Speaker 1: names from the Howard Beach area and he and so Mario,
Speaker 1: again very nice, introduced me to his friend. Also, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say here as the mics are we recording his
Speaker 1: friend very nice, good looking, very nice, handsome, very uh,
Speaker 1: the son of a dapper young man. Um. Yes, John
Speaker 1: Gotti Jr. Who went on to become much more famous
Speaker 1: after I met him. Uh, he went into his father's
Speaker 1: business as well. Uh the way Mario Sabarrow went to
Speaker 1: his family's business. So those guys are good friends. And
Speaker 1: so I don't really have a bad word to say
Speaker 1: about Sabaros Pizzas. You trying to say that New York State. No,
Speaker 1: that that New York State made a great decision. Now
Speaker 1: that I think about it and thinking about I think
Speaker 1: New York State, if you if we really pulled back
Speaker 1: the curtain here and we really gave it some extra thought,
Speaker 1: I think it's great. Borrow now that I think. You
Speaker 1: know what, Saborros is my favorite fast food. The steam
Speaker 1: table of lasagna, fantastic. You know what, the meatballs, Brody.
Speaker 1: I haven't said this before, but I'm was saying now
Speaker 1: I'm getting hungry. I take after this podcast, you and me,
Speaker 1: we should go to Sabars. What do you think? Did
Speaker 1: you go to Sars? I think that's the place to
Speaker 1: New York State, now that we really gave it some thought. Sabarros,
Speaker 1: New York State, great choice in your fast food Bravo,
Speaker 1: the best fast food in New York State. For being
Speaker 1: Sparrow making sabarrows your choice, right, even though they sold
Speaker 1: the company. So let's just say it's no longer good pizza.
Speaker 1: Back in the day it was good. Well that's what
Speaker 1: no I did. If you listen back to this podcast,
Speaker 1: and you know, roll back, I did say the original location,
Speaker 1: you can't funk with that. That was that was awesome.
Speaker 1: My family used to go there all the time. But
Speaker 1: they franchised the franchise it out. They made money. And
Speaker 1: that's why mad And that's why I told you about
Speaker 1: the Pizza Juno thing too, because most people haven't had
Speaker 1: the original and they're like, pizza. You know you're gonna
Speaker 1: go to Chicago and eat there? Yes you will? There
Speaker 1: you go. Okay, I think it's time for a break.
Speaker 1: I think we should uh, I think we should wipe
Speaker 1: the slate clean. I got a fish story coming up,
Speaker 1: a fish story like sleeping with the fish's story. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Past and Rody, all right,
Speaker 1: so back to TikTok. There's a young woman. Probably pause
Speaker 1: for a second. Here are we are? We hearing the
Speaker 1: words out of your mouth? Brody bringing up the TikTok
Speaker 1: topic because about a few podcasts. Ago No, No, I'll explain.
Speaker 1: If your car gets go, um, you you would get
Speaker 1: on me to bring up TikTok, and it would be
Speaker 1: you would be the last person on earth that would
Speaker 1: bring up TikTok. Hold on what's going on? Sometimes there
Speaker 1: are links on Twitter that lead to a TikTok video
Speaker 1: that it's a magician or a shark. There's different things
Speaker 1: that that I've seen on TikTok that I you know,
Speaker 1: I go, that's interesting. So in my feed I get
Speaker 1: a lot of shark videos because I find them fascinating.
Speaker 1: And alligators, like when people in the South just like
Speaker 1: pet alligators will feed them and they like they'd not
Speaker 1: scare them at all. I find that fascinating. So there's
Speaker 1: a line from the movie Finding Nemo if you're if
Speaker 1: you've never seen it, the sharks haven't like an alcoholics
Speaker 1: anonymous organization where they are trying not to eat fish, right,
Speaker 1: They're trying not to be killers anymore. They're gonna try
Speaker 1: to eat you know, planked in or whatever whatever wherever
Speaker 1: in the movie. They're not gonna eat things anymore. They're
Speaker 1: not gonna be bad bad fish. Okay, I know, sharks
Speaker 1: are on fish please, And so the mantra they repeat
Speaker 1: is fish our friends, not food. Okay, fish our friends,
Speaker 1: not food. And this way they talked themselves into not
Speaker 1: eating other like little fish. So I want to send
Speaker 1: the shout out to Jessica Korea. Oh six, um, I'm
Speaker 1: sure she's maybe she's born in two thousands six, so
Speaker 1: maybe she's fourteen. Okay. She's feeding a dolphin. The dolphin
Speaker 1: is in the ocean, and she, of course, and she
Speaker 1: is up to her knees in the water and she's
Speaker 1: feeding fish to the dolphin. And she's trying to get
Speaker 1: across that dolphins can be your friend. Okay, so she
Speaker 1: says fish our friends, not food. Now I understand that
Speaker 1: dolphins are mammals, okay, but in this video she is
Speaker 1: talking about the dolphin and how the dolphin is friendly, like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's a friends, it's a dolphin. In the video, she
Speaker 1: is feeding fish to the dolphin. Therefore the fish are food,
Speaker 1: so they're not your friends, their food, right. She's trying
Speaker 1: to say, like, oh, dolphins my friend, right, food because
Speaker 1: there are some parts of the world that he dolphin.
Speaker 1: And so in order to show in this video that
Speaker 1: fish are our friends, she is feeding fish to the dolphin, right,
Speaker 1: because that's what you do with your friends, you feed
Speaker 1: them other friends. So I had to I'd like that's.
Speaker 1: I found that to be very funny and I would
Speaker 1: just want to share that, so I shared it. Thank
Speaker 1: you for sharing. Sharing is caring. But I'm here for
Speaker 1: the people. UM. Speaking of sharing, UM, we have UM,
Speaker 1: we have some free ship for us? Do we do
Speaker 1: good boys to give the stuff for us? See, I
Speaker 1: didn't even bother because there's a delay for us. I
Speaker 1: delayed myself and it wasn't enough. We want to thank
Speaker 1: you for sending in free ship for us. Occasionally we
Speaker 1: do get some free ship. I think I think we
Speaker 1: need to make not that we're looking to complain the
Speaker 1: world is falling apart, but just statistically factually the free
Speaker 1: ship for us. Things not working out very well lately.
Speaker 1: Grape soda from Lacy, but we really and no, look,
Speaker 1: I don't know if stuff surriving to the studio because
Speaker 1: we're not there and you wouldn't know. But I'm there,
Speaker 1: and I can tell you right now that if free
Speaker 1: ship came in, I'll just house it. Yeah. Now, is
Speaker 1: the mail room guy working? He is? Okay, there's two
Speaker 1: of them and they both working or no, yes, they
Speaker 1: are both okay, So maybe you should check my desk,
Speaker 1: the one with the cobwebs on it, to see if
Speaker 1: I got any free ship. Also, Scary you and I
Speaker 1: about about four episodes ago, we put it out there.
Speaker 1: We laid it out there for everybody, and we said
Speaker 1: you could sponsor our podcast. Oh yeah, what happened to that?
Speaker 1: There is a lull in the economy where are you
Speaker 1: may notice we're not doing commercials or not much now
Speaker 1: we're playing commercials. Were doing the commercial them we we
Speaker 1: we heard rumor we might have a certain steak company
Speaker 1: coming back for Father to Day, but I haven't seen
Speaker 1: that happen us for that right, So we said slices.
Speaker 1: Maybe you've got a business, Maybe you've got a product
Speaker 1: that you're trying to sell. Maybe you've got an eBay account.
Speaker 1: Send an email to the email address Scary is going
Speaker 1: to tell you in a second, and we can work
Speaker 1: at a reasonable price. Or you could have something sponsor
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Be sponsors. Hey are fabulous sponsors at
Speaker 1: Joe seventy five l on eBay. He's selling his old coats.
Speaker 1: Maybe that costs you five bucks. We can work that,
Speaker 1: are you. If you can introduce us to somebody that
Speaker 1: has a business that wants to advertise, we'll give you
Speaker 1: a finder's fee. Yeah, we could do that. That's how
Speaker 1: it works. We could give him an almost rand Morning
Speaker 1: Show shirt. No, I think cash is king, so I
Speaker 1: think that they'll take that. I will say this, and
Speaker 1: Scary tends to procrastinate, you know, Scary, he procrastinates when
Speaker 1: he's not napping. Um, we spoke to our merchandise guy
Speaker 1: this week. As of next week, back in business, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna I think we Scary, We're gonna order a
Speaker 1: couple of things. I think we're gonna order a couple
Speaker 1: of things. We're gonna sit down. We're gonna want a
Speaker 1: couple of things, and we'll have a merch store pretty soon.
Speaker 1: But COVID set us back. Sorry, all right now, maybe
Speaker 1: we may we may work that inside now this this
Speaker 1: came from Cleveland. Okay, that's one of my favorite B
Speaker 1: level horror movies. Hey brook Brooklyn boys, Um, it's at
Speaker 1: MICKEYO from Twitter. Oh yeah, I'm writing to send you
Speaker 1: both the Corona Quarter. A few episodes back, Scary had
Speaker 1: mentioned a quarter with the with the fruit bat and
Speaker 1: I had to order a couple. I know that I
Speaker 1: say this a lot, but the two of you really
Speaker 1: have grown to be a very important part of my life.
Speaker 1: If you're reading this on the show, them, don't mention
Speaker 1: this line. Okay. I'm okay, we're working. If you're reading
Speaker 1: this on the show, don't mention his line. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to mention Okay, I'm gonna read this. I'm in
Speaker 1: my head. No no, no, he didn't right the following
Speaker 1: the following lines. Oh oh, which one of us he
Speaker 1: likes better? I know it's me. That's okay, But wait,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't he want this promoted? Huh? Thank you? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to send it to you later, Brodie
Speaker 1: this part of the email anyway, um you cann And
Speaker 1: then he writes, you can continue on air if you're
Speaker 1: reading out loud. Okay, great, I wikay. So now I
Speaker 1: have a question, Well let me continue reading okay, god, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Chris is A is a loyal listener Slice for Life,
Speaker 1: and he tweets at us all the time, and I
Speaker 1: right back to him all the time. Scary rights spec
Speaker 1: to him most of the time. He just told us.
Speaker 1: He's such a big fan of our podcast that he
Speaker 1: had to give us twenty five cents cents. So yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, it comes in like a condom packet.
Speaker 1: It literally looks like a condom, a clear common packet.
Speaker 1: It's closed, its sealed, and we each have a fruit
Speaker 1: back quarter. So thank you for that. In advance. That
Speaker 1: was the free ship part. I didn't get there yet. Anything.
Speaker 1: We're grateful for everything. But I'm just I'm just saying
Speaker 1: raise the bar a little bit. Lacy Goodson sent me
Speaker 1: a case of Grapeaco soda from Alabama. But these two
Speaker 1: fruit back quarters have intrinsic value, and you know it
Speaker 1: absolutely because bro let me think about it. He'll come
Speaker 1: with Chris. I'm joking, but Chris, I want to say
Speaker 1: thank you so much because he did make a big
Speaker 1: deal out of the fruit back quarter and the fact
Speaker 1: that they are sealed in these condom packets make them
Speaker 1: worth more money, I think, because they're sealed in these
Speaker 1: plastic each quarter in this clear plastic. All right, So
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna open them up, Brodie, I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw this in the bag with with the
Speaker 1: other ship that I have to give you next time
Speaker 1: I see you. I have like a pair of a
Speaker 1: couple of pairs of scrubs and some other things as well. Anyway,
Speaker 1: but I will say this though. Yeah, well I didn't
Speaker 1: finish reading the email, but not email the snail mail.
Speaker 1: He wrote this on loose leaf paper. Come on, now
Speaker 1: we we but we talked about we talked about the
Speaker 1: back coin, right yeah, right, the quarter and he was
Speaker 1: kind of have to send it. I just want to
Speaker 1: say the sack and Joey a gold dollar coin. Very nice,
Speaker 1: lovely coin. Okay, I haven't seen it, but I will
Speaker 1: take a look. You haven't seen it? Oh the old one?
Speaker 1: I think he came out with a new version of it.
Speaker 1: All right, No, I'm just saying since we're talking about
Speaker 1: coins and people are sending us so Chris continues on
Speaker 1: um that he wants to thank you Brodie for expressing
Speaker 1: your views on what qualifies someone as being an essential
Speaker 1: worker during the pandemic. I love that someone with a
Speaker 1: powerful voice says what needs to be said. My wife, Danielle,
Speaker 1: is a registered nurse, and at times it seems as
Speaker 1: if there's a lack of appreciation for our medical workers.
Speaker 1: We've even heard comments like you chose to do this,
Speaker 1: which is absurd. Yes, she chose to be a nurse,
Speaker 1: but she did not choose to be a nurse under
Speaker 1: these conditions. It was really cool to hear you acknowledge
Speaker 1: that this is a war where the heroes are our
Speaker 1: first responders, nurses, doctors, et cetera. Uh, Danny and I
Speaker 1: are definitely what you would call slices for life's is
Speaker 1: who are so ready ready for the day that we
Speaker 1: could travel to New York to see a live show.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for continuing to put on such quality content.
Speaker 1: Well that's debatable. Much love and respect. Chris ps I
Speaker 1: wrote this multiple times to ensure it was legible, and
Speaker 1: he wrote, he spelled insure E N s u r E,
Speaker 1: which is and that's n A. I have to graund
Speaker 1: police him. Yeah, that's it's the wrong one. No, wait,
Speaker 1: it's insure. Now wait a second. He may be right
Speaker 1: insure I N s u R E. When you insure
Speaker 1: you if he if he spelled it ensure with an e,
Speaker 1: he's right, all right, he is right, He is right. No,
Speaker 1: insure means you got insurance insurance right all right? Now.
Speaker 1: I will also a very fun feature of this UH,
Speaker 1: loose leaf paper, all caps written letter. He made a
Speaker 1: couple of mistakes, and he actually went over with that
Speaker 1: the new age white out. I don't know what is
Speaker 1: it when you put the white sticky stuff on it.
Speaker 1: It's the one way you you stick it on and
Speaker 1: it's called a porno film. I love it. But he's
Speaker 1: talking about attention to du If that was me righting
Speaker 1: this thing, I would just freaking crossed it out, you know,
Speaker 1: like scribble out and then. But he actually took the
Speaker 1: time to put like a white out strip like the
Speaker 1: white strips. That's nice over his mistakes. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: I love this. It's a real handwritten male. But that
Speaker 1: doesn't solve the UH. You said, how can you email
Speaker 1: us earlier? So you can email us at the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast at gmail dot com. That's the place for
Speaker 1: you to send all your sponsorship leads um. And also
Speaker 1: I mentioned Mike Gregory at the beginning of this UH
Speaker 1: on Twitter. He also sent us a picture of the
Speaker 1: fruit back quarter. That's why I had his name in mind,
Speaker 1: But you were thinking of another tweet, so anyway, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I mentioned Mike's name. So I speaking of
Speaker 1: grammar police. I felt terrible about this one. Um, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a business that I frequent and I'm friendly
Speaker 1: with the owner, and there's a there's two signs in
Speaker 1: the window, and one of them it's handwritten, so it's
Speaker 1: like an eight and a half by h eleven typical
Speaker 1: piece of paper. Two signs in the window, one in
Speaker 1: black magic marker says we sell masks and the other
Speaker 1: one says we sell hand sanitizer. That seems simple enough, right,
Speaker 1: except they wrote s A L E on both signs
Speaker 1: instead of S C L l Oh we sail. We
Speaker 1: sailed like they're on sale. So I was there yesterday
Speaker 1: and he wasn't, and I said, and I was in
Speaker 1: your place of business. I texted him and I said, hey, UM,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it wasn't you, but you've got two signs
Speaker 1: in your front window. And he said, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: Um it was one of my my guys who you
Speaker 1: know works here, and UM, I didn't want to embarrass him.
Speaker 1: So I'm waiting. I'm waiting for his day off to
Speaker 1: rewrite tote sign handwriting and put them up. So you know,
Speaker 1: but he's like thank you because he says, you're the
Speaker 1: first person to notice that other than him. I said, well,
Speaker 1: that's good. I mean, it's sad that no one else
Speaker 1: noticed it. But um yeah. So he's like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: aware of it. So first of all, do you believe
Speaker 1: it was not him? Scary? What do you think? Like
Speaker 1: he was going, oh, yeah, it was one of my works. Um,
Speaker 1: I I honestly think that it was him. And you know,
Speaker 1: like asking for a friend kind of thing. You know
Speaker 1: it was him. It was him. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: think it was him. But for a second, I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a, I don't think it said, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's him. In retrospect, I don't think it's him. Um,
Speaker 1: I rumber one more thing by you. You can run
Speaker 1: several by me. I mean it's actually infinite if you
Speaker 1: think about it, because this podcast is going to continue
Speaker 1: on and on and on on. Okay, there was a
Speaker 1: job posting UM in a town not that far from me,
Speaker 1: and you tell me what's wrong with posting My saw
Speaker 1: it and sent it to me immediately. By the way,
Speaker 1: your audio gets worse by the minute. But continue, shut
Speaker 1: the shut I'm looking for an experienced babysitter UM for
Speaker 1: twenty to twenty five hours a week, specifically nine to
Speaker 1: two pm. We are flexible in hours and days. Wait,
Speaker 1: stop right there, that they were flexible in hours and days. Well,
Speaker 1: it's nine to two pm. We are looking for an
Speaker 1: experienced babysitter or nanny. Twenty five hours a week. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, wait, that doesn't end up. Well, twenty five
Speaker 1: hours a week. Wait on night, it's five hours a day. Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense alrighty five hours a week. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: specifically nine to two specifically, but the hours are flexible.
Speaker 1: We are flexible in hours and days. Maybe they're looking
Speaker 1: for several cover the ship. They're flexible. You could work
Speaker 1: Tuesday Thursday and the other one works Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Whatever.
Speaker 1: We are looking for an experienced sitter one person is.
Speaker 1: That's a head scratcher right there. Specifically nine to two pm.
Speaker 1: We are flexible in hours and days. I don't know
Speaker 1: what baby said, I don't want to nanny your children
Speaker 1: because they what if that? Like? I can't I can't even,
Speaker 1: I can't eat. You can't even you said it? You
Speaker 1: you you're you're using your daughter's language. Now what are
Speaker 1: you doing? I am confused? I can't even. I am confused,
Speaker 1: AF completely I am. I am low key confused, low
Speaker 1: key confused. AF Are you confused, af Bertie? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well okay, all right, we gotta take a quick break here,
Speaker 1: really really really all right? Start up, Hey, I'm playing
Speaker 1: the star up using my fat finger. Hit the wrong
Speaker 1: sound patch. Your question for three and eighteen thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: couldn't Czecho Slovakia sends you a home studio where your
Speaker 1: fingers fit the buttons. You are the ultimate inducery and scary.
Speaker 1: I didn't finish with the free ship for us? Well
Speaker 1: why do you get distracted? Hello? Um? If you look
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram and on Twitter most
Speaker 1: recent tweet, you will see a sketch drawing of the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys our our logo of ours. Okay, now I
Speaker 1: want to explain something to you. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: say when you just went, that's not my Internet connection.
Speaker 1: So let people know that that's me. Now, that's that's me,
Speaker 1: that's you, right, Okay. So there's a company out there
Speaker 1: from This is not a sponsor. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: hit the jingle. We're not getting paid for this. But
Speaker 1: this company, um, who act? They actually do these drawings.
Speaker 1: They do sketches. Um, they've been featured and you've seen
Speaker 1: their work on red carpets of of all the Academy
Speaker 1: Award shows and magazines the day after. Anytime you see
Speaker 1: like a fun sketch of like fashion, like a fashion illustration,
Speaker 1: like it's it's it's loosely, it's a loose interpretation, you
Speaker 1: will see this company's work. Okay, So, so I met Emily,
Speaker 1: Emily Edelson, part of the tribe uh and her husband,
Speaker 1: her husband Jordan's no kidding, and they they own and
Speaker 1: run Chic Sketch And it's spelled it's not chic like
Speaker 1: a chic like s h I e k. It's it's
Speaker 1: c h I c sketch pronounced, but not established that
Speaker 1: they're Jewish, probably naming them after an Arab prince. A
Speaker 1: chic would probably it's a chic sketch. So anyway, they're
Speaker 1: on Instagram, they're all over and they have they also
Speaker 1: have a website as well. Now, Um, what I wanted
Speaker 1: to tell you guys is that they did this for
Speaker 1: for us, for free, just to have complete transparency, right,
Speaker 1: free sketch for us. Right, So that's where the free
Speaker 1: ship was. It's a free well free cheek, free cheek
Speaker 1: for us whatever free anyway. Point is they if you
Speaker 1: go to chic sketch dot com that's s at C
Speaker 1: H I C sketch dot com, they will give you
Speaker 1: off if you use the promo code Brooklyn okay, and
Speaker 1: then the reason why and then again not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: but I said that I would. I would pay it
Speaker 1: forward because if you like what you see, they will
Speaker 1: do one of you. You they could send you anything,
Speaker 1: and they're also available and they're also available to have
Speaker 1: to do virtual zoom rooms and conferences to spruce it
Speaker 1: up a little bit, and they will do the sketch
Speaker 1: live whatever you want while you're having your conference call.
Speaker 1: You know, some people bring lamas and donkeys into the
Speaker 1: room as just as a joke, you know. They they
Speaker 1: pay these services to have horses and and and crazy
Speaker 1: crap going on in one of your squares of the weekend. No,
Speaker 1: it's true. There are these companies out there broody that
Speaker 1: thrive on unlike you want. You want a donkey to
Speaker 1: show up for an hour during your face time or
Speaker 1: your you know your your your you know your your chat,
Speaker 1: feel free to bring it in and and you pay
Speaker 1: them by the hour. Well, if I want an ass
Speaker 1: in my zoom room, I just call you. Yeah ha ha. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they will give you a real fashion illustrator and add
Speaker 1: it to your conferences or your virtual events um for
Speaker 1: the time being. Hey, hey, it's like a three commercial. No,
Speaker 1: it's not a commercial. I'm giving you. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: what the services are. Right. So the point is the
Speaker 1: fashion illustrator will will take it and they'll you'll see
Speaker 1: it live in lifetime, happening while you're doing your while
Speaker 1: you're doing your meeting or whatever. Anyway, go to the
Speaker 1: website or download their app, Chic Sketch. Okay, they have
Speaker 1: the Apple and I would like to I would like
Speaker 1: to comment. First of all, they did a nice job
Speaker 1: with the drawing my plaid shirt, your shirt. It looked
Speaker 1: like it looks like us. No complaints there. But there's
Speaker 1: there's two things with my drawing that I feel like
Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with talent nothing a talent
Speaker 1: um in the picture of me in the Brooklyn Boys logo,
Speaker 1: which by the way, I would like to photoshop at
Speaker 1: some point and change the shirt. You don't like your
Speaker 1: shirt you're wearing, and I didn't pick that particular shot
Speaker 1: are okay. However, in that picture I'm wearing a button
Speaker 1: down shirt with a white layered shirt underneath, right, So
Speaker 1: it's not to make it look like um Joey boombots
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn with the chest hair and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So in the picture they drew you are true to life.
Speaker 1: Your shirt is unbuttoned down too, your belly button right.
Speaker 1: But now my shirt is also unbuttoned the same amount
Speaker 1: as it was in the original picture of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys logo. But they have taken sans San's white shirt.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's French fort well because because okay,
Speaker 1: my shirt is unbuttoned all the way down to my nipples.
Speaker 1: All right. But here's the thing. She was cool ifying
Speaker 1: you that's all uh, because she's okay, keep in mind,
Speaker 1: keep in mind she's a fashion hold on before you
Speaker 1: go further, she's a fashion illustrator, so so she wanted
Speaker 1: us to look even she wanted. By the way, if
Speaker 1: you don't know we're talking about, go to our instagrams
Speaker 1: and twitters and you'll you'll see this sketch and it
Speaker 1: is beautiful. They did a wonderful job, and I was
Speaker 1: so excited when this work came back because she has
Speaker 1: sketched some of the most famous people in the world.
Speaker 1: And if you take a look at her side and
Speaker 1: and the app, you'll see the stuff that she's done.
Speaker 1: And then my only thing is I you know, some
Speaker 1: people sketch you from they see a photograph of you, right, Well,
Speaker 1: she hasn't met you, that's correct. So she did a
Speaker 1: rendering bass on the Brooklyn Boys logo. Now, if you
Speaker 1: look at the logo, Scary and I are very small
Speaker 1: in the bottom right corner. My gut tells me she
Speaker 1: cropped it and expanded it to get a better view
Speaker 1: of our faces. I get that. The problem is and again,
Speaker 1: I didn't make the picture. That picture was taken. We
Speaker 1: had a right okay, you okay, continue. What's your problem
Speaker 1: with the picture that she used. I did not groom,
Speaker 1: I guess perfectly that day. And I may have had
Speaker 1: a slight shadow in the picture on my face, like
Speaker 1: like five o'clock shadow, like a mustache. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: like a like like a little facial hair. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: the lighting in that picture wasn't the greatest. I see
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Sketched me. She sketched me with
Speaker 1: a thin either a uh, porn mustache like or like
Speaker 1: an evil villain in the nineteen twenties by a woman
Speaker 1: to the tracks, you are David David Brody, yes, or
Speaker 1: like a bullfighter bull fighters penciled on mustache. So uh,
Speaker 1: you got a bit of a mustache. You got a
Speaker 1: stash in this, in this rendering, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: So Emily Tribe, my sister, if you're hearing this, I
Speaker 1: think it did a great job. You gave me a
Speaker 1: strong chin. You know. I like that the shirt looks good.
Speaker 1: You look I tell you look better in your illustration
Speaker 1: than you're do in real life, and so do I. Okay,
Speaker 1: we I would prefer to look like the illustration. But
Speaker 1: my point is we both look bad. We look like
Speaker 1: we look sexy, We look like fucking We look like
Speaker 1: a maximum of the year or some ship. I look
Speaker 1: like I'm about to say, how you doing? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: I look at the chest, the chest, the shirt open
Speaker 1: with the chest. We look good. Man. I know I
Speaker 1: can take paint or photoshop and I can erase that mustache,
Speaker 1: but I feel like the artist. Emily, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1: You're a talented woman. If you could redo the picture
Speaker 1: for me, as a favor. Because Scary gave you a
Speaker 1: nine minute commer. You can just take out the mustache
Speaker 1: and and redo it, you know more, just lighten up
Speaker 1: that that that that's a two second fixed dude, that's
Speaker 1: a I can I could fix that in photoshop right now.
Speaker 1: I could take it. I could do it. You want
Speaker 1: me to do it, and I'll do it for you.
Speaker 1: I know our slices can do it also, but I
Speaker 1: would like the original artist right like, actually, I want
Speaker 1: the slices to make it worse. If you could just
Speaker 1: send into renderings quit Brody with a really bad handlebar mustache.
Speaker 1: Would also give him a facial extra facial hair while
Speaker 1: you're at it, Okay, I would also like you if
Speaker 1: you're gonna do that, because in real life I want
Speaker 1: you to make Scary look a little more like he
Speaker 1: normally does in real life. If you could, just if
Speaker 1: you could connect his eyebrows and they could just one
Speaker 1: big eyebrow. You know, you know this is this is
Speaker 1: a challenge for the slices. You know they're gonna be scariest.
Speaker 1: Teeth do not look like one white block of teeth.
Speaker 1: If you could make them a look a little more realistic, dude,
Speaker 1: we're gonna look like a subway pos stir before this
Speaker 1: is over, like defaced and vandalized. I will say the
Speaker 1: logo part the Brooklyn Boys and the pizza that is fantastic, fantastic.
Speaker 1: I love the kind of weathered look of the letter ring.
Speaker 1: So again she made us look better. But again it's
Speaker 1: the mustache having and Scary have. Now if you want
Speaker 1: to take the mustache and put it up on top,
Speaker 1: you know, want to add a little bit in there,
Speaker 1: that's right. But yeah, so anyway, but again maybe it
Speaker 1: maybe give me a white T shirt cover up that No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: see that's that's but nobody knows what the original picture
Speaker 1: looked like. That's her interpretation. Now leave it, Come on,
Speaker 1: you gotta leave that. Emily, just button up one more
Speaker 1: button for him, maybe, yeah, also give him a tuft,
Speaker 1: a tuft of chest hair. Yeah, it's sort of look
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of what it looks like. It
Speaker 1: looks like it's the shape of something. It almost looks
Speaker 1: like a bat like my neck and the Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'd like you to add a chain, a gold chain
Speaker 1: around Scary's neck. Come on, a horn with a with
Speaker 1: a horn like they like they the Italians were in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I would like it to see a chain on him
Speaker 1: one eyebrow and maybe you know, realistic up his teeth
Speaker 1: a little bit. Well, it's getting a lot of love.
Speaker 1: So I meant to tell you that promo code has
Speaker 1: to be either all caps Brooklyn or all lower case Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: But it won't work with the capital B in the
Speaker 1: lowercase Brooklyn. All right, so just and download their app. Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go. More information is at their website and
Speaker 1: on the app. I can I I gotta, I gottah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, this was not a commercial. We're
Speaker 1: not being paid for this, No, but I feel like
Speaker 1: you should have hit the jingle I want to send.
Speaker 1: I want to send a call out. So talking about
Speaker 1: free ship for us. Because of the COVID nineteen pandemic,
Speaker 1: companies have trimmed down their product line. Okay, so some
Speaker 1: companies are making as many flavors of ice cream as
Speaker 1: they normally do. Uh. Some companies are not making as
Speaker 1: many serial flavors they've so you may have noticed there
Speaker 1: are some products you can't find it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking abo about, Santa, like like handwipes. So
Speaker 1: people are not paying for maximum internet speeds. Sorry, what
Speaker 1: it's you. It's listen, you paid a quarter of a
Speaker 1: million dollars for your home studio. It's just sound like
Speaker 1: we're gonna get an I T person in here. I
Speaker 1: can tell you right now there's this digital glitch. They
Speaker 1: will identify it and be like, ah ha, it's brody. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but continue. So I'm a big fan of Tostitos baked scoops. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're like less fat and carbs, a little less than carbs,
Speaker 1: but um, they're they're baked, not fried. Okay, I but
Speaker 1: I go through a bag a week. I love them.
Speaker 1: I used them for nachios. I use them dipping in
Speaker 1: my salsa. Debaked is that what you call it these days?
Speaker 1: Dipping in your salsa, dipping in when you're in the basement,
Speaker 1: my own d So that unfortunately, when you see the
Speaker 1: losses and the things that people have given up because
Speaker 1: of the pandemic, toast Ittos has stopped making baked scoops. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're not making the hint of they make the hint
Speaker 1: of lime. So they make regular scoops fried scoops in
Speaker 1: like seven flavors. But they decided to cut back on
Speaker 1: a couple of flavors of fried and the baked ones.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a imbalance. I feel like when
Speaker 1: you make seven flavors of fried and what the baked
Speaker 1: scoops baked not fried? They make baked lays. Maybe there's
Speaker 1: a reason. No, they make baked cheetos. I tweeted at them,
Speaker 1: and they used to make baked scoops. Yes, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you that. They said, because they've had to cut down,
Speaker 1: there's not as many employees at the job site. They've
Speaker 1: had to streamline their their industry. I get it, but
Speaker 1: they've they've eliminated my favorite product, so slices. If you
Speaker 1: are somewhere and you find toastitos baits scoops help her
Speaker 1: brother out there like three dollars a bag. I'll find
Speaker 1: a way to reimburse you. I'll venmo you if you
Speaker 1: want actually get me some scoops. Wow, look at you.
Speaker 1: You're very demanding, dude. I don't ask things, Really, I
Speaker 1: don't ask. I don't ask. You asked for a sketch
Speaker 1: of us? What that sketch podcast? But we're giving we're
Speaker 1: giving this person, We're giving her some loving in return
Speaker 1: what is what did what did um? What did you
Speaker 1: get in return? What did she get in return for
Speaker 1: the GRAPEO the case of grape Lacy Goodson? What did
Speaker 1: she get in now? Has gotten like nineteen mentions on
Speaker 1: this pod. Yeah, but that doesn't help her any She
Speaker 1: doesn't have a business. She doesn't she doesn't not profiting.
Speaker 1: Do you know whether or not I CENTERND Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Shut You don't know that. You don't know what you
Speaker 1: don't You've been in quarantine for the entire time. I'm
Speaker 1: calling bullshit. Hey, Lacy Goodson, tell me what Brody sent you?
Speaker 1: Why don't you why don't you text that there? Hold on?
Speaker 1: I believe I sent her a shirt for the first case.
Speaker 1: I have not been in the studio to send her anything. Uh.
Speaker 1: Our information is as on my desk yet by damn scoops.
Speaker 1: I bet you find them on eBay for quadruple the price.
Speaker 1: I looked on they don't have. I looked on Amazon, Walmart, Target.
Speaker 1: Nobody has them. I'm telling you they're gone. But somebody
Speaker 1: lives near Bodega, a little grocery store I know. But
Speaker 1: where they don't go off, they don't where the ones right,
Speaker 1: they don't fly off the shelf as quickly in places
Speaker 1: like a gas station. Maybe right, they're sitting there, sitting
Speaker 1: behind some potato chips that nobody bought, and nobody's they're sitting.
Speaker 1: They're sitting behind the dipsy doodle bag. They're they're they're
Speaker 1: usually I want to say, they're like beige or light brown,
Speaker 1: like tan, and they have a purple logo in the
Speaker 1: baked scoops. Hook a brother up, I'll hook you back up.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear a story of hope? I
Speaker 1: thought I just gave you one. I hope I get
Speaker 1: my bike Tostito scopes a story of hope that change
Speaker 1: like it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail. You can
Speaker 1: always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. And also you can um you can become
Speaker 1: a send us your sponsor leads there too, or send
Speaker 1: us a sketch. I'm happy with the sketch man. UM.
Speaker 1: Here's this is from. Uh, this is from Maybe I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have said his name because of the story I'm
Speaker 1: about to tell. What does the next line say, please
Speaker 1: don't read my name. By the way, No it doesn't,
Speaker 1: which I'm surprised because wait, do you hear his story.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. By the way, there is a
Speaker 1: little bit of advice. If you have email, a radio station,
Speaker 1: or you know, you write something to somebody else, you
Speaker 1: should lead with don't say my name right, and maybe
Speaker 1: don't put your name in it right. What do I call?
Speaker 1: What your name is? I'm It's okay. But what people
Speaker 1: do is go, hey, my name's Steve Jones. Don't mention
Speaker 1: my name by the time you read it. If you're
Speaker 1: reading it out loud, it's too late. You got to
Speaker 1: open with don't read my name out loud. Well, the
Speaker 1: subject is I asked my own d I grew up
Speaker 1: as a swimmer and I was super flexible. I tried
Speaker 1: it and it worked. Oh my god, he's succeeded. He
Speaker 1: sucked seed. Um, Please keep my name anonymous if you
Speaker 1: want to talk about it without me. Oh, no, I
Speaker 1: said his name. Oh did he really put it at
Speaker 1: the end? No, it's in the header header. Wow, so
Speaker 1: is his penis? Well, here's how we here's how he rectified.
Speaker 1: Here's how he how here's how he eat. He got
Speaker 1: a choke, Come and shut up? So do I you dick? Okay?
Speaker 1: If I was a dick, i'd be in this guy's Okay,
Speaker 1: go on, here's how we erect defied the situation. By
Speaker 1: the time you hear this podcast, as to his name
Speaker 1: will be blocked out. I was just gonna say, if
Speaker 1: he's a swimmer, I wonder if he lapped it up.
Speaker 1: He continues on, I grew up about the same time
Speaker 1: as Scary in about the same place. I'm thirty six
Speaker 1: from Long Island, and I won't say Brooklyn is part
Speaker 1: of Long Island? Did you say Long Island? Long Island?
Speaker 1: But I although he's changing the topic here, but I
Speaker 1: I also played suicide asses up as a kid and
Speaker 1: had my mind blown when I found out on the
Speaker 1: podcasts he's at the beginning of the song he had
Speaker 1: a mind blown moment that at the beginning of I'm Real,
Speaker 1: did he did he his own m At the beginning
Speaker 1: of I'm Real with Jennifer Lopez and Jah Rule, she says,
Speaker 1: are you l e and not and not? Are you
Speaker 1: ready hashtag listen in order? So there you have it,
Speaker 1: Thank you anonymous, and we can have it all over
Speaker 1: these days. Well, it depends on where we depends on
Speaker 1: especially on Twitter. I've been promising how I got paid
Speaker 1: for a flat tire story for three episodes. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: So I think I should tell it, go for it.
Speaker 1: So I'm driving one of my cars, the one I
Speaker 1: bought from my from one of my kids, and I
Speaker 1: made a right turn and all of a sudden, I
Speaker 1: I see the light go on. It says low tire,
Speaker 1: and uh, the the whole right side of the front
Speaker 1: of the front, right side of the car goes like
Speaker 1: down immediately right I was going, I want to say,
Speaker 1: maybe five miles. Maybe I made her. I made a
Speaker 1: right turn on red and I was going really slow
Speaker 1: and I must have scraped slowly. I must have scraped
Speaker 1: against the sidewalk right or the edge. There was a
Speaker 1: little like a little side of the side of the road.
Speaker 1: So I get out of the car and I look
Speaker 1: and the car has a gash and tire right. The
Speaker 1: tire is I don't know, maybe three months old on
Speaker 1: the car. It's got four relatively new tires on the car.
Speaker 1: Like well, that shouldn't have happened. I didn't hit anything substantial.
Speaker 1: The side of the tire shouldn't have split like that.
Speaker 1: So I priced to tire out. I go everywhere to
Speaker 1: find the tire. I can't find the tire if anywhere
Speaker 1: less than uh, you gotta for like one bunch of
Speaker 1: places wanted one fifty for it one sixty. It's been discontinued,
Speaker 1: you know. Because they discontinuous, you have to buy when
Speaker 1: you need to tire in a year or two years,
Speaker 1: you can't match the tire, so now you gotta buy
Speaker 1: four new tires again. The tire scam. We talked about
Speaker 1: this a couple episodes ago. Something to myself self, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know about this this tire thing. I
Speaker 1: don't think the tire should have gone. So I call
Speaker 1: up Goodyear Tire, okay, and I I tell him I
Speaker 1: found the tire. I found one place that has it,
Speaker 1: and uh, I feel like the tire shouldn't have split.
Speaker 1: She's will write me an email and send me a
Speaker 1: picture and uh a copy or receipt from the tires
Speaker 1: which I had to go get from the guy who
Speaker 1: sold put the tires on the car, and I'll see
Speaker 1: what I can do. So, wow, that's really nice to you.
Speaker 1: I send her everything and she says, all right, here's
Speaker 1: what you do. Go to the tire place and have
Speaker 1: them right up. What's wronging to tire and tell me
Speaker 1: how much tread is left on the tire. Right, we
Speaker 1: want to see if it's a new tire or not,
Speaker 1: like how old it is, because if it's old, they're
Speaker 1: not going to replace an old tire. So I I
Speaker 1: make an appointment with should I say the name in
Speaker 1: the tire place? Go for it all right? With Mavis Tire.
Speaker 1: They're everywhere may discount tire. I think you've got the
Speaker 1: answer right there in the word in their slogan discount. Okay,
Speaker 1: but they had to tire and they had it a
Speaker 1: low price, so Mabe discount tire. The tire happened on Friday.
Speaker 1: Feels okay. I tweeted it good Year, Good Year. Immediately
Speaker 1: got back to me, what can we do? What's the problem?
Speaker 1: How can we help with? Sorry, you're not happy with
Speaker 1: the tire? So, first of all, major props the good Year.
Speaker 1: So well, they they're they're they're good Year, dude, they
Speaker 1: ruled they're the top notch people. And then it turns
Speaker 1: out they owned Dunlop. My tire was a Dunlop. I
Speaker 1: didn't know Dunlop was own by good Year and it
Speaker 1: was done because it's done side lopped. It was dune lopsided.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and so I I. So I called the
Speaker 1: tire guys and they say, uh, you gotta put it
Speaker 1: in the computer because we're closed. Go on the website.
Speaker 1: Because the best price for the tire was web only.
Speaker 1: You had to buy the tire online. So I go.
Speaker 1: I pay for the tire. I make an appointment for
Speaker 1: um Tuesday, right, and uh it was it Tuesday? Yeah,
Speaker 1: for Tuesday, because I needed two days to get the tire.
Speaker 1: On Tuesday. I I set a time for four o'clock
Speaker 1: because it was that's the time that was convenient for me.
Speaker 1: And they're like, great, it's all paid for. I have
Speaker 1: the tire. I call up. They say, yep, you're in
Speaker 1: the system. We'll see at four o'clock. Great sounds great,
Speaker 1: sounds great. So I get to the tire place on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Now I need to use this car on Wednesday the
Speaker 1: next day, because that's why I need to tire fixed,
Speaker 1: because I gotta go drive my mom somewhere and my
Speaker 1: mom dry lives not that close to me. And you know,
Speaker 1: I told you my Dodge charger is over on lease miles.
Speaker 1: So I've been using my daughter's car to save my
Speaker 1: miles on my least car because it only gets set
Speaker 1: amount of miles. So I have to take this car
Speaker 1: to drive my mom somewhere to go pick up the
Speaker 1: next day. So I gotta get a tire fixed on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: This is all culminating in one big catastrophe. I can
Speaker 1: feel it. Oh oh yeah. So I get to the
Speaker 1: tire place. The guys know me in there. I go
Speaker 1: there for years. Hey, what's going on. I'm here for
Speaker 1: my appointment. Clicking and clicking and click on the keyboard.
Speaker 1: We don't have an appointment for you. Oh well, Um,
Speaker 1: I did the appointment. Uh but listen, I don't know
Speaker 1: how busy you guys are. But I ordered the tire
Speaker 1: such and such models, such and such size. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: we would have to tire what. Yeah, we don't have
Speaker 1: any order for it. Would have a tire I did.
Speaker 1: I got it. I got a confirmation email. I got it.
Speaker 1: I took a screenshot of my confirmation number. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't have that. Here's you have to call a corporate office.
Speaker 1: So I go back outside. I call corporate. I get
Speaker 1: a very nice woman on the phone and she says, um,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, our computer crashed on Monday, and I cancel
Speaker 1: everybody's appointments. Yeah, So I said, well, why didn't you
Speaker 1: notify everybody? Well, there were two many people to notify everybody.
Speaker 1: Want to email everybody out, Well, the computer crash when
Speaker 1: everybody's contact information. So I said, now, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I paid for the tire. Oh yeah, no, that part
Speaker 1: they have have the purchase, They got my money. But
Speaker 1: the part, the part that I need the tire and
Speaker 1: the appointment that they don't have, they have. They have
Speaker 1: my money. That transaction no problem. The part of my
Speaker 1: tire showing up, that's a problem. Okay, So I say
Speaker 1: that are I say to our ah, what was what
Speaker 1: was her name was em Z, m z MC something
Speaker 1: like that, I said, em Z, I think it was
Speaker 1: m z as as m I m Z. I said
Speaker 1: so yeah, because we said letters, I said em Z.
Speaker 1: I said, here's the thing. I made the appointment over
Speaker 1: the weekend on your system for today because I need
Speaker 1: the car tomorrow. If I take my car, I have
Speaker 1: to pay five cents five cents a mile. It's gonna
Speaker 1: cost me twenty dollars to take my car to drive
Speaker 1: my mother where she needs to go. As opposed to
Speaker 1: this car I need to tire fixed, she says, Oh,
Speaker 1: I said, I as plus, I said, I spent a
Speaker 1: hundred with the mounting and the balancing and everything was
Speaker 1: like a hundred and fifty five dollars. I spent a
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty five dollars on a tire. At that point,
Speaker 1: I hadn't gotten full confirmation that good Year was gonna
Speaker 1: pay for my tire. So I'm living so because I
Speaker 1: need the paperwork back from the tire guy to measure
Speaker 1: the tire in my trunk to verify that it was
Speaker 1: a relatively new time I'm getting. I don't know I'm
Speaker 1: getting my money back from good Year. So I'm fighting
Speaker 1: full my life here. So I said, now, look, I
Speaker 1: wasted my day. I planned it around coming today right
Speaker 1: with the with the with the I had. I had
Speaker 1: a called Triple A to put a donut on the
Speaker 1: car so I could drive it to you guys. So me,
Speaker 1: this is really Mavis fault. This has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with Goodyear, right. So I said that. I said, look,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta do something for me because I'm here.
Speaker 1: I said, can you get the tire here tomorrow at
Speaker 1: like ten am? And if you get it done at
Speaker 1: ten am. I gotta pick my mom up at one
Speaker 1: I'll have enough time. Well, you know we might be
Speaker 1: able to get to tire. I said, great, Now, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do for me for making me waste
Speaker 1: my day here? And now I gotta come back tomorrow?
Speaker 1: I said, and see your right day. This is the
Speaker 1: free dessert part for you. That's not just, it's not even.
Speaker 1: It's not even. So she says, um, let me see
Speaker 1: what I can do. Okay, She puts me on hold
Speaker 1: as me emz rather and she comes back and she says, um,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll credit you on that. That's not enough.
Speaker 1: So I said, what have we learned? Slices? That is
Speaker 1: not enough? Right? So I said to her, I said, Emzy,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you. There's a
Speaker 1: possibility good year, maybe taking care of part of the price,
Speaker 1: all of the price of the tire. So giving me
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars off a tire I may get for free.
Speaker 1: I don't want that, and is really not worth my time?
Speaker 1: You wait, I'm he had wasted my time today at
Speaker 1: four o'clock. Right, I'm not being mean to her. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying you know, in general, not not good. She says, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, you seem really nice. I feel terrible
Speaker 1: about it. Hold on, Hold two, she says. She says, uh, uh,
Speaker 1: what would it take to make you happy? I said, well,
Speaker 1: I come here all the time. I would like to
Speaker 1: store credit. Please for me this tire that I can
Speaker 1: use on whatever else I need breaks. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: a retire racation alignment something, not this tire. All right?
Speaker 1: Hold on, She comes back, and she says, Okay, I
Speaker 1: spoke to my supervisor. I can't do any any better
Speaker 1: than fifty dollars. She told me. She says that she's
Speaker 1: gonna authorize fifty dollars. So I said, well, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know I'm coming at twenty years. Uh. I said,
Speaker 1: that's very nice of you. Emz. I said, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: So that because I was nice, I said, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: You know what, You've been really nice about this, and
Speaker 1: we messed up. I have discretion. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: seventy five dollar credit. I love you you, I love
Speaker 1: em Z, I love you, I love Mavis. That's very
Speaker 1: kind of you. No problem. I go inside. I tell
Speaker 1: the guys, they said, would guarantee the tirell be here
Speaker 1: in the morning, which it was. I got to tire
Speaker 1: the next day. I got my seventy five dollar credit.
Speaker 1: They took the measurement of the tires. They wrote all
Speaker 1: the notes on the receipt. I scanned the receipt, I
Speaker 1: sent it to good Year, and two days later they
Speaker 1: sent me a check for the full amount of the tire.
Speaker 1: And I got a and you got you. So they
Speaker 1: paid you seventy five dollars to show up there for
Speaker 1: no reason. So you actually did an appearance, is what
Speaker 1: you did. You made an appearance. I may have to
Speaker 1: get the other three tires damage too and make some money.
Speaker 1: So I want to give a shout out, uh too, Goodyear,
Speaker 1: amazing customer service, incredible social media got back to me
Speaker 1: boom boom right away company, although mavis Is computer screwed me.
Speaker 1: Human error, no computer error, yes, m Z and the
Speaker 1: staff of the Mavis's dealership near me. I like, I
Speaker 1: like a story that ends well, and I've got seventy
Speaker 1: five dollars to fix my car next time. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: why don't you take that seventy five dollars? See if
Speaker 1: you can get actual cash back on your credit card
Speaker 1: for it and then use that to up your internet
Speaker 1: speed for next week. About that speed, baby, you are
Speaker 1: a full speed. You are not. Oh my God and
Speaker 1: the Mets. Yes, if you want. Fantastic pizza Sabarrows, which
Speaker 1: started in Dulan, Boys Brooklyn, Brooklin, Boys Brock Brooklyn,