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Speaker 1: What's up? Everybody? Welcome to adulting. I'm Michelle Vito. That's

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Speaker 1: Jordan Carlos. You know what it is.

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Speaker 2: Do you if you will soon?

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Speaker 3: If you don't, I'm very excited.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? Friend?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, so many things are going on. But

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Speaker 1: you know what I love. I love that this episode

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Speaker 1: is a live show. Yes, I miss performing with.

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Speaker 2: You, the energy. I miss performing with you.

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Speaker 4: I miss having rose in the green room before a

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Speaker 4: little rosan green like, let's go, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: And then we have a little crue de tay.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know about you, but this is how

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Speaker 1: I take my rose.

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Speaker 5: And a lot of people want to judge me, and

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Speaker 5: other people want to join the party because it is

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Speaker 5: what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: It is?

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Speaker 5: A big old cup. I don't want a little wine cup.

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Speaker 5: I want like a big old cup that you might

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Speaker 5: get like water in. Fill that halfway with ice, and

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Speaker 5: then fill rose up to the brim. Give me a straw,

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Speaker 5: like when you're on stage. By the time you like

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Speaker 5: get your cup and then put it to your mouth.

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Speaker 5: I don't want it. That's taken too many steps. I

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Speaker 5: want a straw. Okay, I want to know it's my

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Speaker 5: straw because there's lipstick marks on it.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is too. Do you remember Wendy Williams.

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Speaker 5: Wendy Williams if you were listening to this podcast in

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Speaker 5: another country, thank you so much. Okay, thank you some

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Speaker 5: mother fucking much. But like, if you don't know who

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Speaker 5: Wendy Williams is, please get your life. You know, she

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Speaker 5: was the gossip queen, the entertainment reporter guru, and she

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Speaker 5: really just sort of she almost.

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Speaker 1: Like invented a podcast before a podcast was invented.

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Speaker 2: That's that's a great way to look at it, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: She would do a twenty to twenty five minute host

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Speaker 5: chat up the top by herself and ask someone who

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Speaker 5: has been pitching a show for the last fifteen or

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Speaker 5: twenty years, thank god, I do age. Well, everyone says

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Speaker 5: the same thing, I need a panel. Your name is

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Speaker 5: not enough. And so the fact that Wendy Williams just

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Speaker 5: like did her thing and it was just her, it

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Speaker 5: wasn't his, will always be iconic and history making. It

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Speaker 5: was almost like a black girl magic Peewee herman pee

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Speaker 5: Wee's playhouse. Because like even the way she would take

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Speaker 5: her cup, you know what it is, Jordan. Even the

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Speaker 5: way she would sip her cup and she'd be yeah,

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Speaker 5: she'd make all those gross noises that usually I'm just like, ooh,

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Speaker 5: sounds like a what bag of dicks? But she would

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Speaker 5: just like use it as like punctuation yes for something

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Speaker 5: shady that she said, and I'm like, this is Geniaw's yes.

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Speaker 4: Also, her greeting was amazing. Yeah, people love that. They

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Speaker 4: love the greeting. The crowd loved it. But I see

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Speaker 4: what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: I love making the Rosemee moment.

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Speaker 2: All that to say, you need to like make a

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Speaker 2: signature cocktail.

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Speaker 4: Even if you added a twist of lime and or orange,

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Speaker 4: people would be like, that's a signature of PTE.

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Speaker 2: Really, yes, Like what would your drink be called?

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Speaker 1: It isn't just a big old glass of rose ice.

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Speaker 4: If you added like straw and hope on your face,

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Speaker 4: if you added a splash of club soda and a line,

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Speaker 4: people like put it in a can.

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Speaker 5: Now you got some Oh god, Yeah, but that's such

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Speaker 5: like a real Housewives of New York Karen move. If

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Speaker 5: you tell me, I need to also like compliment it

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Speaker 5: with like a yacht rock playlist I am going to

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Speaker 5: quit this podcast, just kidding, but still like, nah, like,

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Speaker 5: let's keep it, Gully.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg also has a rose line.

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, yo, finally it's a secret rose line.

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Speaker 4: I have never heard of it. What is this?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I knew about his lighters. I knew about anything he

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Speaker 4: does with Martha Stewart and Corona. Yeah, that's all I

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Speaker 4: know from Uncle Stoop.

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Speaker 1: What is your stage drink?

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Speaker 2: What is my stage drink? It kind of changes.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm a dark and stormy because that's my personality.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh ow y, my low key alter ego personality.

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Speaker 2: Give me the dark and stormy. I usually just regret

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Speaker 2: what I've brought up on stage and.

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Speaker 1: Just kind of like it's just a bunch of regret

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Speaker 1: in a cup.

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Speaker 4: Kind of like have envy towards you sipping on rose.

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Speaker 4: I drink it way too fast, you do. I'm up

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Speaker 4: there and no one will help me, yes, I know.

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Speaker 5: And then you literally call for help. You're just like, hey,

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Speaker 5: can someone just throw me a beer? At any beer

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Care, just bounces off my head. I know. There's like a.

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Speaker 5: Mom, like a single mom in the audience who's like

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Speaker 5: a substitute teacher.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I got it, and I'm like, wow, this

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Speaker 1: really is community.

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Speaker 5: What you do on stage that I love that I

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Speaker 5: cannot do is be high.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah all the time. I think it's important. Like

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Speaker 4: what am I supposed to twenty twenty four, I'm supposed

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Speaker 4: to just go through this straight up no chaser, like

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Speaker 4: are you not?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 5: Are we talking about like life or just the show?

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Speaker 5: Because now I'm getting compied.

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Speaker 2: I think life the show all.

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Speaker 5: Guaranting relationshiping the grocery store.

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Speaker 4: Come on, It's like, I feel as though you do

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Speaker 4: need a good eddie. So you take that like twenty

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Speaker 4: thirty minutes before, so you have a nice kind of

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Speaker 4: like you're not Yeah, so you're not like self conscious

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Speaker 4: or whatever.

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Speaker 2: You're just like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: You just said so I'm not self conscious?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I am only self conscious when I take an

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Speaker 5: eddie and I'm looking at our guests, I'm just like,

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Speaker 5: I think you're really Now I turn into like Rosie

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Speaker 5: the robot on the Jutsons. Mister j what a deep

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Speaker 5: old woman. Cut you guys. Pull my finger. Here's a

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Speaker 5: twenty dollars handshake. Get me some cigarettes. Robot, Oh my god, Okay,

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Speaker 5: enough of this, enough of this, and more of that,

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Speaker 5: you guys.

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Speaker 4: The New York robot on The Jetsons who lived in

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Speaker 4: Billion Feet in the.

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Speaker 5: Air, speaking of New York robots, our guests, just kidding.

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Speaker 5: She is amazing, though, and she's Hella New York, and

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Speaker 5: I am so glad she is back from la living

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Speaker 5: in New York, and y'all gotta hear all about it.

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Speaker 1: Please help us.

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Speaker 5: Welcome Sidney Washington from wherever the fuck you are.

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Speaker 1: Right now, Lisa in Suft Podcast.

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Speaker 5: Yes, clean it, AirPods day dirty.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Brother makes noise? Make some noise.

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Speaker 2: A lot going on, a lot going on right.

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Speaker 1: Now, y'all emotional?

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Speaker 2: You should be. Philip emojis a lot, you guys. He's

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Speaker 2: going on.

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Speaker 1: We come to adult Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: If you don't know, this is DJ don Will right

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Speaker 4: over here on the Longs and twos.

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Speaker 2: Stop best stuff, best Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: That's see on the air one.

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Speaker 2: What's going on the show.

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Speaker 5: If you don't know, this is Jordan Carlos and his

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Speaker 5: tight ass jeans.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, okay, can't.

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Speaker 1: You turn my mike up? Turn my mic up? Please

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Speaker 1: test test tests. Jordan Carlos and his.

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Speaker 2: T Yes for you.

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Speaker 1: This is this like a power move?

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Speaker 2: A power move?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, these are just new clothes. I don't if if

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Speaker 4: that makes you feel a certain way, I don't know

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Speaker 4: what to tell you.

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Speaker 2: You power to it.

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Speaker 1: I'm exciting. You know what it is too.

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Speaker 5: It's like when we first started the show in twenty seventeen,

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Speaker 5: when I was first along.

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Speaker 4: What we said we were gonna say you is not

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Speaker 4: what we said we were gonna say, you know.

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Speaker 1: But you know what it is.

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Speaker 5: It's like because you used to wear like Jeeves would

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Speaker 5: tape on the crutch, and now.

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Speaker 2: I can I can do that again. If it makes

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Speaker 5: It's like you've been through your own queer eye episode

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Speaker 5: and somehow you're making better food. You've got nice clothes,

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Speaker 5: you're using all the coupons that Macy's on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: So I'm just saying I'm very excited for you. It's

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Speaker 5: like a it's what we call a glow up girl. Oh,

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Speaker 5: it's a glow up bitch.

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Speaker 4: Thank you everybody. I don't I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about that at all. What

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Speaker 4: I do want to talk about, though, is that tonight

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Speaker 4: is a special night. I don't know if you guys

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Speaker 4: have heard of the internets or heard a variety Deadline

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Speaker 4: Hollywood or anything like that, but but broadcast loud was

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Speaker 4: the fact that this person right here, Mischelle Butteau, is getting.

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Speaker 2: A well deserved second season.

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Speaker 1: So what should do is raise your glass to her?

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Speaker 2: Ain't that cod damn right? Take a bow, Michelle, take

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Speaker 2: a fucking bow?

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Speaker 1: Sheers. She brought the book. She brought the book.

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Speaker 4: Speech speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech speech.

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Speaker 2: Say something to them, did I just get married?

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Speaker 1: What happens?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: My goodness.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know who the fuck y'all are, but

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Speaker 5: I feel like I know you. It's very weird. I

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Speaker 5: don't know if you've been to the show before, but

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Speaker 5: I feel like you know my shit.

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Speaker 1: And I appreciate that shit, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: It's like, it's like when you do something for free

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Speaker 5: for so long, if everybody in your family is like,

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Speaker 5: are you okay? Why do you keep doing this shit

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Speaker 5: for free? Why do you have to fly out the

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Speaker 5: next day to miss like family events to do this

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Speaker 5: thing that you believe that you should be doing.

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Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. So now it's like, thank god I age.

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Speaker 5: Well because I'm just like I did it because of

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Speaker 5: this like messages I get of people like coming out

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Speaker 5: or wearing color or.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean, which is just be

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Speaker 1: wearing blacks and.

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Speaker 5: Even though they could put a yellow on, that's crazy,

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Speaker 5: or like one that really touched me is like this

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Speaker 5: is the first time I laughed since my mom died.

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Speaker 1: Shit like that.

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Speaker 5: So like one season, two hits, and I see all

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Speaker 5: these black shows getting canceled, I'm like, fuck, yes, we

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Speaker 5: are doing like we are all doing it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was on the fuck it.

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Speaker 1: I was on Holdah and Jenna today. I didn't say

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Speaker 5: And they were like, Michelle, how does it feel to

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Speaker 5: be nominated for seven NAACP Image Awards and how hodah,

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Speaker 5: you know what Jenna.

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Speaker 4: No, I mean I thought it was a funny. It's

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, that sounds like dirty feet in a Walmart.

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Speaker 4: If you go around Charleston, it's a huge preserved area.

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Speaker 4: There's beautiful old architecture from yeah yeah, yeah, people are

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Speaker 2: It was Yes, did your white wife have fun? Did

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Speaker 4: We want to know that we dominate the situation, right,

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Speaker 1: What's her name?

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Speaker 5: Mary Hart with like the shoulder pads and the red lipt.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, anybody fucking free medopausal, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: I get you.

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Speaker 5: But and I had a professor tell me I was

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Speaker 1: So how was the rest of your trip?

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Speaker 2: It was great? I mean to conclude, it was fantastic.

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Speaker 2: It was the merging of two.

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Speaker 1: Did you have a bow tie? It's giving family feud?

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Speaker 2: It was no.

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Speaker 4: I mean I didn't have a bow tie, but I

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Speaker 2: It was like, I wore a pink shit in the

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Speaker 1: And does your Southern accent come out?

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Speaker 2: When I can't do it around these people, I want

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's different, like, well, there's different accents

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Speaker 1: This isn't an SNL audition, just do it.

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Speaker 2: I mean like a Trialston.

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Speaker 4: Everybody in Charleston was like, they were like, what you

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Speaker 4: Rice would be and Rice, That's that's their vibe.

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Speaker 1: And it was Texas.

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Speaker 2: Texas is more like all right, all right, all right,

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Speaker 1: Can you do a Southern accent on?

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Speaker 2: Why? Sure? Can? I grew up right outside of Kentucky, so.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck you guys.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we made it out. We followed the North Star.

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Speaker 2: We can't.

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Speaker 4: I mean he's from Cincinnati. That's beloved country right there.

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 1: I am fixing.

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00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,360
Speaker 2: What do you want to say?

448
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:57,840
Speaker 4: Harp loves me, Oscar nominations so the color purple.

449
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,920
Speaker 2: I've been fighting all my life.

450
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 5: We have so much show for you and so much titty.

451
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 5: It is very exciting, No truly, thank you so much

452
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:09,720
Speaker 5: for coming.

453
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 1: Makes some noise. Have you've been here before?

454
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 2: Wow?

455
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 1: Okay, make some noise if it's your first time all right,

456
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 1: what the fu took you so long? I love this

457
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,679
Speaker 1: for you, Thank you so much.

458
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 5: If you guys ever get hot, overheated, there's like a

459
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 5: little seat over here, sit on the floor if you can.

460
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,879
Speaker 5: Like one time, somebody fainted and I was like, I

461
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,360
Speaker 5: don't want to touch him, but please help.

462
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 1: I would have. I would have.

463
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,360
Speaker 2: Usually it's people over there.

464
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 5: It's yeah, like you would never last on an episode

465
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 5: of Survivor.

466
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: Is this seat open? There's a seat here. There's a

467
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: seat here. Anybody single, live in.

468
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,439
Speaker 2: Single who wants to sit next to my friend Amanda?

469
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 2: All right?

470
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 1: In nineties kind of world. I'm glad.

471
00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:01,400
Speaker 5: I got my god, that's right, that's where it stopped.

472
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 1: Raise your hand. If there's a seat next to you,

473
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,120
Speaker 1: raise your hands.

474
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 2: Because everybody, there's a lot of people here.

475
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 1: Anybody want to sit your big booty down?

476
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 5: Come on, ladies, back aches are real. Oh my god,

477
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 5: my lower back is like, who the fuck are you, bitch?

478
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 5: I'm so excited about our guests. She's amazing. I've known

479
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 5: her in the New York comedy scene for a good

480
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 5: fucking while. She's an amazing actress.

481
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: She's just she was just in the premiere of Abbot element.

482
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: You heard of it?

483
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 2: Yes, please give it hilarious, Yes for New York. Let

484
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 2: me do it a.

485
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 4: Little rusty, Okay, please give it up for the one

486
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 4: and only Sydney Washington.

487
00:22:51,440 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, look amazing.

488
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 4: Hell Hello, Hi, welcome back from Los Angeles, friend who

489
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 4: glad to be back there? Now?

490
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 2: Right?

491
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 4: Oh?

492
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: Yes very much? So can we just get into it?

493
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sydney moved to Los Angeles for love, but it

494
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 5: didn't work out.

495
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 2: Don't do it, y'all, don't do it.

496
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: Did you know that you would do that for love?

497
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,959
Speaker 6: I had no clue because I'm like a New Yorker

498
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 6: till I die, Like I was gonna get a New

499
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 6: York tattoo like on my neck. Like I'm the type

500
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 6: of person that's like I love New York so much. Okay,

501
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 6: but you did it for love. I did it for love.

502
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: I did it. And she had a three bedroom apartment

503
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 1: and a printer and you know.

504
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 5: Like who asked to like, who, how do you move

505
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 5: in with somebody?

506
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is okay, hold on, no, that's

507
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: a good question. That's a good question.

508
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 6: Testifying it was during like the pandemic quarantine. It was

509
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:07,239
Speaker 6: like the second quarter of it. So had a lot

510
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 6: of quarters. Yeah, yeah, and so and so after a

511
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 6: year and a half of like doing long distance and like,

512
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 6: you know, I'm not really like I don't want to

513
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 6: go back and forth. It was like, naturally you said

514
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 6: you're gonna take care of everything. I'm gonna go over there.

515
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 6: Oh you're not on board? Yes, Oh y'all independent you

516
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,199
Speaker 6: know I and d E P. You know.

517
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 4: Okay to Fairy Child both made bills, bills bills and

518
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: independent ladies.

519
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: A lot of signals.

520
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 6: The writings was on the wrong not explain it.

521
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Okay, wait, can we can we go

522
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 5: through this term called you haul?

523
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,239
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, they say the lesbians do it.

524
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 5: But like you hauling is when you basically go out

525
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 5: and date with somebody and you're, like us, moving right away.

526
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 6: I can't confirm or deny, but I do know the

527
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 6: love is so strong that like we make sure we

528
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 6: bring all our things with us when we're on a date.

529
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: If it work out, then I'm with you and then

530
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: I'm over there.

531
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: But what.

532
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like it's a beautiful thing.

533
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 5: I think, you know, women tend to be not to

534
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 5: like fucking gender be a moment but like, I love

535
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,439
Speaker 5: working with women and or decisive people who know what

536
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 5: it's like to take care of someone besides themself because

537
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 5: they get it done, done, done done, They get it done.

538
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yes, I can't relate, but

539
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 1: it did. You are doing it.

540
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 5: What is the hardest part about living with someone that

541
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 5: you never lived with before?

542
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 6: You got to understand that you are the problem. You

543
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 6: are definitely the problem every single time. It's gonna be you, Mabe,

544
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 6: it's you, and you don't want to admit it, but

545
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 6: you're like, but I got like good cheekbones and my

546
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 6: friends love me. Look at all these followers. The followers

547
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 6: don't know. You a fucking mess. So yeah, what.

548
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: Kind of mess are we talking?

549
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 7: Like?

550
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: Physically or emotionally? Oh girl, there's a lot to unpack.

551
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 6: Okay, So okay, I'm gonna say I'm yes, unboxed. I'm

552
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 6: that girl that when we're doing the makeup and we

553
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 6: throwing everything on the desk, we certain things out like

554
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 6: it's a treasure, ye, a hunting thing, and then I'm

555
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 6: getting ready and.

556
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: Then I'll leave it there. I'll leave it there.

557
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 6: I'm not one of those people that get things done

558
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 6: and then put them away?

559
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: Who's like that? Who is there anybody in the room

560
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: who doesn't.

561
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: There's there's people, there's two. Okay, that's what it is.

562
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I love you for a lot of

563
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 5: different reasons, but this is when our friendship was really

564
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 5: still defied.

565
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: Did a show in Philly?

566
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 5: It was Philly, right, Yes, put my makeup on sitting

567
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 5: on the floor on a towel on the floor because

568
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 5: that's where the mirror us.

569
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: Shout out to them, what does that mean? What do

570
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: you mean? It's on the floor.

571
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 5: And my makeup case had all like like foundation marks

572
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 5: and shit in it. And I was like embarrassed because

573
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 5: you were right there and I was like, oh, it's

574
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 5: so messy, and you said something along the lines of

575
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 5: it's supposed to be if it's clean, you're a psycho.

576
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 1: Yes, yes.

577
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 6: Have you ever seen those people that you see their

578
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 6: makeup bag and it's just everything is pristine? Yeah, something

579
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 6: is dead in the trunk.

580
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's how I feel. I could

581
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: be wrong.

582
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 5: What is dating life like when you have so much personality?

583
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 5: Do people know how to handle like fucking happiness and

584
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 5: personality and just realness?

585
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 6: They are like you have so much personality because you're

586
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 6: not getting anything else done.

587
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: It's just the personality. But the personality is carrying the

588
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: whole thing.

589
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 6: Have you hung out with somebody who's like they got

590
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 6: everything together except the personality.

591
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: Yes, you're like, I wish you were a mess, babe.

592
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: I wish you were. This conversation would be a lot better.

593
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 5: We were doing more things, you know, do you tell

594
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 5: why you laughing?

595
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 4: Okay, so true if somebody had their stuff together, but

596
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 4: like a negligible personality, Like, is it all about personality

597
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 4: for you?

598
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 1: Using big words?

599
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think this is what you should be looking for,

600
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 6: somebody who's not exactly like you, because that's that's weird.

601
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 6: You should have an opposite. So I'm the personality. I

602
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 6: don't need you to do that, babe.

603
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: I need you to make sure.

604
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 6: That things are on auto pay and.

605
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: Things are getting delivered properly.

606
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 6: You you know the last four digits of my social

607
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 6: security Like that's important things?

608
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, that's very important. You feel like it's

609
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: just me on his boat.

610
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 2: You're playing you're playing your role. You're playing your role,

611
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 2: that's what you're saying.

612
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: What do you think?

613
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 5: What do you think people need to do to just

614
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 5: like date better, because there's a lot of apps, there's

615
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 5: a lot of options, there's a lot going on, there's

616
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 5: a lot of you know, I don't want to say chaos,

617
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 5: but distraction. Right, So what do you think, like, if

618
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 5: people really want to like not even nail down a relationship,

619
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 5: but have a good ass date, what should they be

620
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 5: doing before they leave the house.

621
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: They gotta pray.

622
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 6: There's not enough praying going on before we leave the house, y'all.

623
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 6: It's just it's a fact that's probably going out the

624
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 6: house with just vibes.

625
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 2: It is not enough.

626
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to speak to somebody.

627
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 2: You're the universe, the crystal, the r takes. It takes

628
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 2: talking to the Lord.

629
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 5: It's it does Lord, because well, well, first of all,

630
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 5: we go on the date and we have all these expectations.

631
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: Throw them out, throw them out. We're going on a date.

632
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 6: We're seeing how it is, this is not this might

633
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 6: not be my person. This might be my person that

634
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 6: knows the per that I'm supposed to be with.

635
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:07,719
Speaker 4: Oh shit, everybody just shut their minds got blown right now,

636
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 4: Like I never thought of that shit.

637
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: They're definitely playing three D chests with their minds.

638
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you follow someone on social media after a

639
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 5: first date?

640
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 2: No?

641
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 6: I think we need to stop following people that you're

642
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 6: interested in because at the end of the day, what

643
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 6: they put on social media is not for you. It's

644
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 6: for whoever is into them, but not into them like romantically.

645
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 6: It's like for us, we're doing it as a business,

646
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 6: so it has nothing to do with like showing you

647
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 6: the the nooks and crannies of who we are.

648
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: Really.

649
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just to like, you know, this is like

650
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 6: a resume. I'm throwing stuff out whatever, This is.

651
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: Not who I really am.

652
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you want more mystery, I do.

653
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 6: I don't need to know it all. I want to

654
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 6: say that to my friends too. I'm like, babe, I'm

655
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 6: about to unfollow you because it's too much.

656
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 4: People don't want mystery anymore. They just want the truth.

657
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 4: Like I went, I went to a party this again

658
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 4: with a friend. They will remain nameless.

659
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: I was like, Hey, we're gonna go up to this party.

660
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: It's a little you got friends.

661
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, tons, uh, I know, I don't look it, but

662
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 4: uh now, anyway, my friend goes. I looked up the house.

663
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 4: I looked at it on street easy and did a

664
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 4: tour of the house.

665
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: Why are you so creepy?

666
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 2: I don't know.

667
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, why why do you

668
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 4: need to know about the spare bathroom?

669
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Why do you need to

670
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: know about the study?

671
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 4: People want to know way too fucking musch know.

672
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: I mean, like, God, are people are y'all doing that?

673
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: Are y'all were not saying it out loud?

674
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: Don't do that?

675
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 5: You are y'all going into someone's bathroom for the first

676
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 5: time and opening up the medicine cabinet. Look at the

677
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 5: hundred Yes, if it's an open party, if it's a party,

678
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 5: then wow, Nurse Jackie, calm the fuck down.

679
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: Bring your own mess.

680
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 2: To the party.

681
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 4: This bringing your own drugs at a party as an adult,

682
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 4: that's at people do that.

683
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 5: This is a question because of the thing that we

684
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 5: also experienced in Philly together.

685
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 6: Do you pop off in terms of because that pop

686
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 6: off could be anything.

687
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 2: Trust Younger.

688
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: Yes, when Sydney opened for me in Philly, I popped off.

689
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: You did you dom was there? I popped the funk off? Yes,

690
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes some.

691
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 5: People just bring the Jersey Mall parking lot fucking out

692
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 5: of you.

693
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: And that's what.

694
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 5: And I didn't want to because I'm a mother, a

695
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 5: wife or daughter.

696
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: I'm a mid friend.

697
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 6: You a blue check, you blue check bitch, So you

698
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 6: know you can't you use somebody important, so you can't

699
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 6: just do what a normal person who works at CBS

700
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 6: can do.

701
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not trying to be on bossa. But what happened?

702
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: Should we say? I think we should.

703
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 2: Say what the hell?

704
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: Okay you said? You say because it's too it's still

705
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: too raw.

706
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: Off.

707
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 6: Okay, So I just gonna let y'all know we and

708
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 6: Philly people are eating filet mignon, or they cutting stuff up,

709
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 6: they drinking. It's like dinners and whatnot, and it's given

710
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 6: like town hall energy.

711
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: And Michelle is.

712
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 6: Like killing I mean, you are Your hour is so

713
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 6: freaking good.

714
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm on the edge of my seat. Thank you so much.

715
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 6: Friend, I'm on the edge of my seat. And then

716
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 6: you know who else is in their seat? A man

717
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 6: and he was playing He.

718
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: Was on his phone. He was on his phone.

719
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 5: He had to ask him forty feminines into the show. Yes,

720
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 5: what are you doing? He goes, I'm playing scrabble?

721
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 2: Was he was he doing well or not?

722
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 6: He fixed his lips to say that, and he was

723
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 6: not single.

724
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: That's the thing that really blew mind.

725
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 5: His wife was sitting across right there, pretty in the front,

726
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 5: and I was like, you don't deserve this, because I

727
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 5: was like, you don't deserve to be treated like this,

728
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,959
Speaker 5: and sir, you don't deserve this woman because if you

729
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 5: can't respect the fucking woman that she wanted to see tonight,

730
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 5: then you can't respect anything. Yeah, and how could she

731
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 5: ever put her face in his crotch when he is

732
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 5: like that? Yeah, it's a real question, do you know

733
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 5: what I mean? And I was I was trying to

734
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 5: get him to leave.

735
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: He would not.

736
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 6: He would not leave because he was embarrassed. I think

737
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 6: he was embarrassed, but also, you know, he might have

738
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 6: caught a Charlie horse.

739
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: He couldn't. He didn't want to get up.

740
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 2: It's forty five minutes in.

741
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: You're sweet.

742
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 2: I'm trying.

743
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: I'm trying to give him a benefit of doubt.

744
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 5: But yeah, but yeah, I cussed him out because I

745
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 5: was like, I really had to read him, like my

746
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 5: whole ass IMDb page should be like if you don't

747
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 5: know this, they appreciate it, Get the fuck up and

748
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 5: give your seat to someone.

749
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: Who does. And I think I bought his wife a drink.

750
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 5: I don't know if it made it because I was like,

751
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 5: you need to be drunk in order to look at him.

752
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: You're doing really good work there, for sure. I am

753
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: a big titty angel. Yes you are there.

754
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 5: We praised, We praised, you know, Hallulu now not necessarily

755
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 5: on stage. But do you pop off?

756
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: Have you popped? What's the last pop off? You know?

757
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 6: I hate to say this out loud, but I was

758
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 6: raised was like really god fearing church going elders.

759
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: So they never had the strength to pop off.

760
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 6: And I internalize that they never see what happened, and

761
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 6: they were like, you know, what God wants is what

762
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 6: God needs, and so they would never let people know, like, hey,

763
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 6: you shouldn't talk to me like that, you shouldn't do this.

764
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 6: And so I kind of grew up kind of taking

765
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 6: shit sometimes. And also I've been a waitress in many bars,

766
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 6: and so you know the things that y'all probably don't accept,

767
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 6: I'll be like, well, you know they twelve, Yeah, your

768
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 6: master's in, so yeah, I don't pop off. And also

769
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 6: I'm sober, so I just have patience, so I do

770
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 6: not I should pop off more I really should you

771
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 6: deserve don't let the turtle that fool you, like if

772
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 6: you really get me where it comes off. But for

773
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 6: the most part, I always get people that been for

774
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 6: the doubt. You never know what people are going through,

775
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 6: Like I always overthink and I'm like, well, you know,

776
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 6: maybe they lost they chihuahua to day, so like it's

777
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 6: maybe they goldfish died. I don't know, but I should

778
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 6: I should pop off more.

779
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: Did you do this as a New Yorker As a.

780
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 6: New Yorker, Yeah, I have all the all of their

781
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 6: patients because I've seen my friends pop off just watching them.

782
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: Like you probably didn't need to do that, not today,

783
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: not today.

784
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 6: But I feel like you should stand up for yourself

785
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:36,479
Speaker 6: more and you should not take ship from especially people

786
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 6: who are coming to see you or people in relationships

787
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 6: or friends. So if you gotta go, you don't do

788
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 6: it imaginary not not real, not real people.

789
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 2: We know.

790
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: That is fine. That's I didn't God, I guess I've

791
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: never seen you pop off. No, No, I don't really,

792
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: I don't really do.

793
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 6: If anything, I try to distance myself because I feel

794
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 6: like I am a blame like loving light, I am

795
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 6: somebody that you would want to be around. So if

796
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 6: you get me to that point where I'm not me,

797
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 6: it's like it makes me look bad for me, you

798
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 6: know what I mean.

799
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: And I'm doing this for.

800
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 6: Me, so I'd rather just look at your well, I'll

801
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 6: get somebody to handle my light work and be like,

802
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,240
Speaker 6: oh my god, I love that for you. That's also

803
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 6: like it's such a telltale sign in a relationship is

804
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 6: like how you fight, Yeah, do you know what I mean?

805
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: It's like not how you make up for me.

806
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 5: At least, because you should always there should always be

807
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 5: a makeup even if it's not going to work out.

808
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: But it's like, how do you fight? Like what do you.

809
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 5: Say when you are actually feeling some like feelings of anger?

810
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 5: And it's just like, and this is why you really

811
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 5: have to love on your kids if you can, like

812
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 5: if you are like able to, because I can look

813
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 5: at someone and be like, yo, my father never even

814
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 5: talked to me like that, So why the fuck would

815
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 5: I take this from you?

816
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

817
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 5: Like, you got love on your kids, no matter what,

818
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 5: love on other people's kids too. It really fucking takes

819
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 5: a village sometimes, you know, Like I may straight up

820
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 5: eye contact with everybody under fifteen at Target. I'm just like,

821
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 5: how you doing because Target's gotta be hard. It's like,

822
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 5: look at all this shit I want, and my mom

823
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 5: just wants to beat my ass.

824
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm just like nice sneakers, you know what I mean.

825
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 5: Well, we got some questions from the oidings.

826
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 4: To answer the questions from the audience, Yes, okay, it's

827
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 4: very long, so you've redone. Okay, my husband and I

828
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: stopped having sex. Oh shit, we open our marriage and

829
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 4: now we are divorcing.

830
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: Yep. Absolutely, I could have told you dad.

831
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 4: If I'm there's more side, understand what I'm talking about.

832
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 6: I don't know what's going over here on that side,

833
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 6: but they.

834
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: Know there's a question.

835
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 4: Here's a question here. What should we have done instead

836
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 4: that might have saved the marriage?

837
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 5: Keep it closed, babe, keep it closed.

838
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: Therapy yeah, therapy, yeah, get it. Get an emotional translation.

839
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, all that, yeah, I mean, honestly, it's.

840
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 5: Also it was supposed to happen, Like your marriage is

841
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 5: not about the sex alone. You know, that was just

842
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 5: one of the things. There's other things you didn't put

843
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 5: on the car. Maybe the car is not big enough.

844
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 4: There's also one person that's always gonna get laid more.

845
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Like, if you open your marriage,

846
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 4: one person is gonna be like crickets crickets and the

847
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 4: other one is gonna be like fucking lying around the block. Uh,

848
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 4: don't you know what I'm saying, Like.

849
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: What was talking about over here? They they don't get.

850
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 2: It because truth hurts. Yeah, people are like that would

851
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 2: never happen to me, and that's not what it's like.

852
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 2: But but the truth is one person is more attractive

853
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 2: than another, and and well I.

854
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: Wouldn't say that in my situation. We're both hot and.

855
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah we got yeah, we gotta keep it real.

856
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 6: Were both hot, but I was depressed, so I didn't

857
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 6: I didn't have the strength to really gallivant the way

858
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 6: I was supposed to.

859
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 4: It was galivant. I think you shouldn't open your marriage.

860
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 4: I think that, Yeah, exactly what Michelle said. Therapy would

861
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 4: have helped in that moment, because.

862
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 5: Please express yourself and give yourself Like the moment, the language,

863
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 5: the vocabulary to say this isn't working for X, Y

864
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 5: and Z.

865
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: It's not because of the sex. Yeah, you know what

866
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: I mean.

867
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 6: But we also put a lot of pressure on his

868
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 6: sex stuff like sometimes you get to a point in

869
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 6: your life you're like, I'm I'm really so good. Yeah,

870
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 6: I'm so good, Like don't touch me, Like I don't

871
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 6: want to touch myself right now?

872
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: Can you get back up off me? It's okay, but

873
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 1: we stressed each other out, like you know, I should

874
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: be having sex full times?

875
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 5: Yeah? Who you doing that?

876
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 2: Okay?

877
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, my bad? Am I shaming the people who.

878
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 4: Are doing bad? Who has sex at least four times

879
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 4: a week?

880
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 2: Oh? My god?

881
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: Side over here and they're like what.

882
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 5: Because I will say, like sex is much like exercising, right, like,

883
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 5: but but your body changes, right, It's like especially if

884
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 5: it becomes if you need more of an emotional thing

885
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 5: than a physical thing, like you take what you need.

886
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 5: And I think because society is just like are you

887
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 5: fucking enough blow jobs? How do I make my wife?

888
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 5: Like it's like what the you know? That is all funny,

889
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,919
Speaker 5: But then people go home and judge themselves to say,

890
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 5: I'm supposed to have sex because this is what the

891
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 5: government like advertising, hold on the government propaganda for you

892
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 5: to have sex.

893
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: You heard it here first.

894
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 7: It's like the government, it's always celebrated to what Joe

895
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 7: Biden is always like jo I had to stop stop

896
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 7: sliding d Joe Biden, and that's a stimulus package.

897
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 5: The whole ass point is.

898
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 6: You said that the magic Joe Biden, the person who's

899
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 6: getting the least amount of sex, is like, y'all gotta

900
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 6: do it for me.

901
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 2: For me I was done twenty years ago. Yeah for me.

902
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 5: No, But I'm saying, at any time in life, you

903
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 5: just take what the fuck you need. Like I remember

904
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 5: actors coming on set for Season one and they did

905
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,879
Speaker 5: a great job, and I would do some small talk

906
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 5: and they're like, yeah, you know, I should have been

907
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 5: like more successful long time.

908
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: It's like, stop that ship.

909
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,959
Speaker 5: I don't know who told you that, but stop telling

910
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 5: yourself that, oh I should have more.

911
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 1: So you do what you want.

912
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 5: If this is really your life, partner, then you have

913
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 5: time to figure your shit out. Like so, just I

914
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 5: don't know, give yourself some grace is all I'm saying.

915
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 5: Especially from the government.

916
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't pay them taxes just yet.

917
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 1: Just wait go a motto, you know, no rush.

918
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 5: This is some I love this question because it feels

919
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 5: like a nerd wrote it, because it says context.

920
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: I did not write the question.

921
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 5: Context context clues I love three hours from my parents,

922
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 5: but we aren't on good terms.

923
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: I'm trans non binary. Congratulations Ey.

924
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 5: Then it says, question, Okay, how do I tell my

925
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 5: parents that I don't want to spend Thanksgiving or Christmas

926
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 5: with them anymore? Word word that's that's tough. But I

927
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 5: feel you. It's hard.

928
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: I saw this.

929
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 5: Sorry to always refer to insta, but here we are.

930
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 5: I saw a moth story on Instagram where this guy

931
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 5: transitioned and the first thing he said in his story

932
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 5: is that my mom was born with four daughters and

933
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 5: died with one son and three daughters. And as he

934
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 5: was transitioning and he was getting shited from the family,

935
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 5: he kept a very close relationship with his mom because

936
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 5: they were always close and it was hard for her,

937
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 5: but she just wanted to learn the language and figure out,

938
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 5: like what it felt like and really approached him with

939
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 5: so much like kindness and curiosity. And she said which

940
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,919
Speaker 5: really struck me too. She was like, I'm going through

941
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 5: this too, like I'm losing something and gaining something.

942
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: Too, So I want to know where you're at.

943
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 5: And you know, I'm not saying that it might be

944
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 5: like that with your parents, but like what Sydney was

945
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 5: saying to like understand what someone was going through and

946
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 5: give them grace because like parents are.

947
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: They just don't understand.

948
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 5: But it's really like understanding what generation they're from and

949
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 5: like speaking whatever language they speak on their planet sometimes

950
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 5: like that's how you can just get through the fucking day.

951
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 5: But also like there's so many great meet up holidays

952
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 5: like Friendsgiving and shit, like you could just be busy

953
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 5: and you know, take some time for yourself.

954
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 6: I definitely agree with the given family and your parents grace.

955
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 6: Sometimes you got to Amazon overnight mail to grace because

956
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 6: it'd be hard because it's like, you know, I think

957
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 6: a lot of it is the pressures, like, oh, families

958
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 6: have to be together on these holidays, but I feel

959
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 6: like that's not true if I see you enough and

960
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 6: I don't want to be with you on Thanksgiving, which

961
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 6: we really should not be celeburning anyway.

962
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: But no, no, you're no there.

963
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 6: But it's like then you should be able to take

964
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 6: that day off and be with whoever you want to be,

965
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 6: or do it on zoom. I don't know, but it's

966
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 6: just like I don't want to be stressed out over

967
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 6: the cranberry sauce.

968
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 5: So yeah, you know what I like to I like

969
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 5: anyone in my life that doesn't understand trans or non

970
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 5: binary or jennerical, whatever the fuck it is. I just

971
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,720
Speaker 5: send them like a poem from a log or something

972
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 5: to read, you know what I mean, or whatever the

973
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 5: fuck it is. So you know, because I feel like

974
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 5: it for me, at least, it starts with the arts.

975
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 5: So I'm just like, look at this beautiful ass thing

976
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 5: that we could talk about later. So I don't know

977
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 5: if that helps, but you know, you can come over

978
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 5: my house.

979
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: For Christmas and you got a nice house. I got

980
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: a nice fat.

981
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 5: Yet wear matching socks because you gotta take your shoes off.

982
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, right.

983
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 4: At the door, waiting on the invite. All right, How

984
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 4: often is the question is?

985
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? This pertinct question? How often should I mop my floors?

986
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: Oh?

987
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 4: One dog, no kids, three adults, hard wood? That's a flex.

988
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 2: Okay, one dog?

989
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,479
Speaker 1: What's it?

990
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 4: One dog, no kids, three adults, hardwood. Uh, it's like

991
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 4: it's like little notes here, Jesus, I'm worried that you

992
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 4: don't mop your floors.

993
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 2: Don't worry that you don't. Yeah, that's funnies is happening.

994
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 2: And ship Oh I won't be hurt.

995
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, did he cut your mic? Was it the sound?

996
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: I don't ask this question.

997
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 2: The government doesn't want the truth to be heard. They

998
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 2: don't want the truth about mopping to come out.

999
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 5: Honestly, you're supposed to mop your floors at least once

1000
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 5: a week.

1001
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: So yuck.

1002
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 4: I would say that you probably want to mop your

1003
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 4: thank you and thank let's let's hear it for the

1004
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 4: text right now.

1005
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: Coming through. You're doing good man, you're looking yeah, thank

1006
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 2: you for doing your job.

1007
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: Yay.

1008
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 2: He's like in the Nascar pits right now. He's just

1009
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: like when they're fucking the car.

1010
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: Just take that's a production degree is coming in hand, dude.

1011
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we'll get it. We'll get it.

1012
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: Last question, This is so fun, it is, This is fun.

1013
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: How would you describe your twenties? Love, survival and tickets?

1014
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: Thank you so much? How would you describe your twenties? Oh? Fun?

1015
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 2: How would you describe your twenties?

1016
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 5: You go first, because you're gonna judge me, me or

1017
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 5: Jordan who.

1018
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 2: Was lit?

1019
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 1: Listen, let me tell you. Nobody can tell me anything. Okay.

1020
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 6: I had just got expelled from college. Shout out to

1021
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 6: clarks and what was free?

1022
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: I was free.

1023
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 6: Once you once you have to leave college not on

1024
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 6: your own terms, You're like, what is what worst could happen?

1025
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 6: So I ended up working at a nightclub and making

1026
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 6: tons of money, making tons of friends. I traveled, I

1027
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 6: did drugs, I hooked up, you know, like I really lived,

1028
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 6: and so I had a I wish that I would

1029
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 6: have saved my money. I wish I would have saved

1030
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 6: my mind. I wish I wouldn't have had sex with

1031
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 6: certain people, but sure sure yeah, like yes, yeah, like

1032
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 6: I no, I wish I didn't mainly have sex with men.

1033
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: But other than that, you want to shout it was amazing.

1034
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah wh wait.

1035
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 5: Wait what was the turning point where you're like, no

1036
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 5: more for men?

1037
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, wooh girl, you got two hours?

1038
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 6: No No, I just I just I felt like my

1039
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 6: heart wasn't in it, you know what I mean, Like

1040
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 6: I was just doing the riga moreau of like being

1041
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 6: with them, but I just felt like there was such

1042
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 6: a disconnect because you know, they they brain wasn't on.

1043
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 6: But also like there I felt like I realized I

1044
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 6: was like I can have a better like connection with

1045
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 6: somebody in with their soul rather than just hooking up so.

1046
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: I think I was.

1047
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 6: I think it was thirty two where I was like,

1048
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 6: I think I'm really down with the ladies.

1049
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: I think I'm supposed to be with them. Yeah, I

1050
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: felt my mom to my most self. Yeah, oh I

1051
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 1: love that for you. I relapsed recently. But that's that's

1052
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: all right, that's okay. We all got to go through it.

1053
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

1054
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: It happened.

1055
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 2: What you gotta do.

1056
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, you get broken up with during pride, and you

1057
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 6: you let it, you pop off.

1058
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,479
Speaker 1: That's when I popped off. That's the popped off. That's

1059
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: you know, that's why I popped off.

1060
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 5: Michelle, Yeah, that's a pop walk look at her and

1061
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 5: he said, wait, hold on now, I didn't know.

1062
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: I didn't get the memo. That's I'm sorry. I did.

1063
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: I popped off on the pod right now. So sorry.

1064
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's an exclusive.

1065
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: Me in my twenties.

1066
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 2: Uh.

1067
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 5: I think I was too honest. People didn't Yeah, too honest.

1068
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 5: Really I was too honest. Wait, you didn't know how

1069
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 5: to harness the honesty? I yeah, And then I found

1070
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 5: stand up.

1071
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 2: I was like, this is good, right, So you were

1072
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 2: kind of oversharing, and.

1073
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 5: But also I was telling people what they didn't want

1074
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 5: to hear no, no, people need that.

1075
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 4: People need it some tops, most people they need truths

1076
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 4: well told, that's what they mean. But but sometimes they

1077
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 4: can't take it like without a little you.

1078
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: Know, were they asking you for your truth or.

1079
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 5: This sounds crazy. I didn't know who I was, but

1080
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 5: I knew I was amazing. Yeah, you know, I just

1081
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 5: didn't like Catholicism was strong. Thank you so much, that's

1082
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 5: my mom se.

1083
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know who I was.

1084
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 5: Definitely out drinking and fucking, but I also didn't think

1085
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 5: I like could do you know what I mean?

1086
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: Because big girls were like like we were supposed to

1087
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: be so thankful. Somebody saw and I was just like,

1088
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna break that dick off. Let's go, Like I

1089
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: need to be on napkins. It's amazing. Yeah, it was fun,

1090
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: I said.

1091
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 5: I said yes to a lot of stuff, you know,

1092
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 5: but I also like money, so I like to work.

1093
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 5: I didn't want to like be on the struggle bus.

1094
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 2: You know.

1095
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 5: It wasn't even because other comedians were struggling. It's like,

1096
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 5: you know, like my uncle's like in their fifties, sixty seventies,

1097
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 5: still fucking struggling, still having a ton of kids, and

1098
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,319
Speaker 5: I'm just like.

1099
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to be that.

1100
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 5: I like Zora, so I don't even know what word

1101
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 5: that is, but that's me and my ty.

1102
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 2: I had fun you were you were embracing life. I

1103
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 2: love that. What was I like in my twenties? Uh jeez,

1104
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 2: who were we? You know? Oh you was good?

1105
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: All right?

1106
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1107
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 4: I was a kid in the city with a checking

1108
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 4: account and I drove I honestly like, I had a

1109
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 4: good job. I lived in the village, had I drove

1110
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Speaker 4: a vintage BMW. I was I was chaos and and

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Speaker 4: uh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's hitting him.

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Speaker 4: You need to just like process that. Yeah yeah, I

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Speaker 4: was doing that. And I was going to places that

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Speaker 4: people like go to now like all the time, Like

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Speaker 4: people go to Mexico City.

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Speaker 2: I went there in two thousand and four and now

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Speaker 2: and now people are like CDMX. Have you heard of CDMAX?

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Speaker 4: I'm like yeah, And they don't call it that all right,

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Speaker 4: that Portugal did that two thousand and four, people are

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Speaker 4: all like, now, like, let's go to Lisbon. What I'm

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Speaker 4: telling you is I'm mad at you, all right. I

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Speaker 4: know it was I was funny and I had a job,

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Speaker 4: but I didn't want to do that job. And then

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Speaker 4: I like got out of it like Shashank Redemption and

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Speaker 4: just like busted out.

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Speaker 2: And where did you work? I worked on Madison Avenue.

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Speaker 5: I was like it was an advertising Okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 5: was that's what I want.

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Speaker 1: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: I was a copywriter.

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Speaker 4: I was the black and they'd be like, we have

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Speaker 4: a new urban campaign.

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Speaker 2: Can you work on that for us?

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Speaker 5: So that was my job, But I didn't feel like

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Speaker 5: coming home and being the only black one.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it just well I'm used to it.

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Speaker 4: It was just like I I was the only black

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Speaker 4: kid in school all the time in the class, and

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Speaker 4: then it was like in college, was like the only

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Speaker 4: black person hanging out, and then it was it just

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Speaker 4: felt like it was more of a continuation of that.

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Speaker 1: When you're the only.

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Speaker 5: Black person in a space, it's like you are in

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Speaker 5: another country speaking their language, and so you actually like

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00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 5: have to like funnel this shit and be like, Okay,

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00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 5: how do I save it for them to process and

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00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 5: not think I'm aggressive. So like if I'm taking my

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00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 5: time to speak, it's because I'm trying to think of

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00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 5: how I should say it to you for you to

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Speaker 5: like actually hear it, which.

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Speaker 1: Is fucking exhausting.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know, And so I don't want to

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00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 5: do that, Like I don't want to do that anymore.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know what I mean. I just fucking don't. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: And I feel like not to be like the next generation.

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00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 5: But like it feels like it's getting better.

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Speaker 2: It is getting better. It's so much better in Charleston.

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00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 5: But definitely, we we asked we got to move on.

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Speaker 5: We asked every guest what's the most adult thing you

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Speaker 5: want to do for yourself this year that you haven't

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Speaker 5: had a chance to do with it could be big

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Speaker 5: or small or petty.

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Speaker 2: What you want to do, what you want to do.

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Speaker 1: Want to be a ball this year? I'm doing it

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Speaker 1: actively cutting people off. I'm not good at it.

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Speaker 6: I usually keep I'm a squatter when it comes to

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Speaker 6: like friendships and just jobs and things that like probably

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00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 6: don't I should have gotten out years ago. This year,

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Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, if you're not bringing me joy, if

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Speaker 6: you're not I'm not learning from you, if not giving

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Speaker 6: me money, if it's not if you're not there, like,

1173
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Speaker 6: if you're not, if it's not really working for me,

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Speaker 6: why am I trying to do all this hard heavy

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Speaker 6: lifting to keep this afloat by ye you know.

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Speaker 1: Shit, bond webbits don't know each other. You can stay

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Speaker 1: here on the premiere. I'm abbing elementary up for Sydney Washington.

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Speaker 2: Yes, right, oh, Sydney Washington. Yes.

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Speaker 5: And that's a strong name, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 5: Sidney Washington. Yes, that's a good ass name.

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Speaker 4: Truly, truly, I mean it's on the Mount Rushmore of names,

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Speaker 4: and it's on Mount Rushmore's. She's just like super cool,

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Speaker 4: collected gird yes, but then also down to earth, like,

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Speaker 4: how does she do it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: She's a total babe, She's a total package. She is

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Speaker 5: giving all black girl reboot of Barbie Let's motherfucking go.

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Speaker 5: If you guys are unfamiliar with her and her podcasts

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Speaker 5: and her stuff, please go just look up Sydney Washington.

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Speaker 5: She is truly the gift that keeps on giving. She's

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Speaker 5: the holiday week. She's not only Hanukah and Christmas, she's

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Speaker 5: also quansa bitch and she even has a gift receipt

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Speaker 5: if you want to go back to Macy's if you

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Speaker 5: don't like.

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Speaker 1: What you have, what is happening?

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Speaker 5: Life's happeningody exactly listen and which is every month. If

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00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 5: you like us and you like what you hear, tell

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Speaker 5: people to fucking listen to the show. Pass it along.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Sharing is caring. Also, dare I say, Jordan, yes? Should

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Speaker 5: they rate and review the show?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I feel very vulnerable.

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Speaker 2: Just make sure that it's between four and five stars.

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Speaker 1: Rate and review our show.

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Speaker 5: That's almost like asking if someone does this bathing suit

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Speaker 5: look good on me?

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Speaker 1: It's like why would I do that?

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Speaker 2: But okay, yeah, loaded, so loaded, But we're ready. Let's go.

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Speaker 4: We can always take more love. And by the way, please,

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Speaker 4: speaking of love, we love love love for you to

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Speaker 4: go check out some of our merch at the exactly

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Speaker 4: Right store dot com.

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Speaker 2: We have a lot. I love the wine glasses.

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Speaker 5: You know what I love about our wineglasses because this

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00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 5: is what a bitch does. I can fill the rose

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00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 5: to the fucking brim and it's still it's giving you

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00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 5: like it's giving you an eleven and a half ounce.

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00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 5: Poor you add some ice to that rose and it

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Speaker 5: doesn't ruin the integrity of the rose. It only gets better.

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Speaker 5: And that's how I'm not only do I mom, that's

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Speaker 5: how I walk through Life. Thank everybody for listening. Don't

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Speaker 5: forget to wash your hands, especially into your fingernails, because

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Speaker 5: you're nasty.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is g how Lee.

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Speaker 2: Art Associate producer is Christina Chamberlain.

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Speaker 1: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 2: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 1: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 2: Theme song and live show DJing is by DJ Don will.

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Speaker 1: Our live producer is Makala Konozovich.

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Speaker 2: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Heis vander Most.

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Speaker 4: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstar and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 4: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm