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Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank calls Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning, And today we reach out to a

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Speaker 1: guy whose wife went to a charity auction the other

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Speaker 1: night without him. It had something to do with her work,

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Speaker 1: and she was already downtown anyway, so she went came

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Speaker 1: home and didn't mention anything significant happening. Okay, So imagine

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Speaker 1: the husband's surprise when he gets a call from one

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Speaker 1: of the organizers thanking him for their extremely generous donation.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now, working Jeffrey's phone tap

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is Kevin or Pamela in Oh?

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Speaker 2: This is Kevin. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Hi? Kevin, This is Harvey Dart. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call and say thank you so much for your generous

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Speaker 1: donation last night at the charity banquet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't go to the event. My wife did. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I guess it was something connected to her work downtown.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Well, will you just please send on the

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Speaker 1: message that Allies thanks her for her generous donation of

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: What five grand? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. We're very grateful.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure you are, and who are you with again, Allies?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it stands for affluent lawyers leveraging influence for early sentences.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we need to back up here. But what what's

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Speaker 2: this charity? What are you doing? Because I wasn't there

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Speaker 2: and I had no idea she was going to spend

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Speaker 2: that amount of money.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I understand. It's basically a fund that helps already

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Speaker 1: well off attorneys pull some strings to get their less

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Speaker 1: than desirable clients out of jail faster. What. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: with your generous five thousand dollars donation, you've helped put

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Speaker 1: at least three convicted felons back out onto the streets,

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Speaker 1: giving them another chance.

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Speaker 2: Well, hold on a second. That doesn't sound good what

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Speaker 2: you said.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean if you were one of the freed

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Speaker 1: criminals who had his assault charges dropped, and then it

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Speaker 1: would sound good.

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Speaker 2: That sounds even worse.

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Speaker 1: How so, how's it worse?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's already confusing enough that the name of

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Speaker 2: your charity as Allies. Well, and I'm sure my wife

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Speaker 2: got confused by that.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Well, in our defense, it's better than the acronym

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Speaker 1: that we had before, which was cash Counselors. Assisting scumbags home.

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Speaker 2: What's good about putting criminals back out on the street.

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Speaker 1: You said earlier that you weren't at the event, right,

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Speaker 1: that is true. Last night one of our highest billers,

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Speaker 1: his name is Phil McDougall. You probably heard of him,

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Speaker 1: but Phil talked about getting a guy nicknamed Fatal off

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Speaker 1: of his third home invasion charge.

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Speaker 2: Wit.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't really moving.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, this is starting to sound like some

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Speaker 2: kind of joke and I'm not into it play.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not at all. It was actually one of

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Speaker 1: the biggest challenges of his life and he couldn't get

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Speaker 1: the charges dropped without your donation. I mean, I mean

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Speaker 1: not yours. It was someone else's. But your donation will

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Speaker 1: help a criminal in the future.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna put stop payment on that check, so you

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Speaker 2: better return it because your charity sounds like worship.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think you're not considering all the positive after

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Speaker 1: effects that it has. Did you know your contribution is

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Speaker 1: non tax deductible.

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Speaker 2: We're not even getting a break on it, so the

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Speaker 2: irs then we're absolutely putting stop payment on this.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Well, at this point, we already have the cash

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Speaker 1: in our account and there's not a lot we can do.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'll be getting that money. I will absolutely be

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Speaker 2: getting that money.

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Speaker 1: You won't, but you will be getting a thank you

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Speaker 1: card from a future freed criminal. Wait what because we

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Speaker 1: do provide the home address of any donation over one

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars?

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Speaker 2: Are you out of your god mind?

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Speaker 1: And so you should be expecting a thank you card

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Speaker 1: from someone like fatal Probably.

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Speaker 2: No, you're not doing anything like that, and no one's

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Speaker 2: coming to the house.

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Speaker 1: Don't be ridiculous. Just because a criminal has your address

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Speaker 1: and knows you have a lot of money to donate,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't mean they're going to show up and rob you.

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Speaker 1: That's prejudiced.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't need I need the name of

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Speaker 2: your general counsel. And I need to know where the

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Speaker 2: hell that I'm I'm getting this check back from, and

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Speaker 2: it better be in my hot hand manyanna got it?

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Speaker 1: That's Spanish for next year anyway. I would just request

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Speaker 1: that you tell your wife the charity and the prank

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Speaker 1: call that we did. We're both a massive success. You

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Speaker 1: said what I said, prank call was a big success.

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Speaker 1: Because Pamela listens to a radio show. It's called Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, and that's why he does.

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Speaker 1: You're getting phone tap right now by me. I'm jeff

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Kevin, Dude, I'm going to strangle you through this phone.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that. We have criminals that can do that

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Speaker 1: for you, for you, free them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of strangulations for my five grand.

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Speaker 1: You sounded so shocked when you heard what the charity

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Speaker 1: was actually for.

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Speaker 2: Not be able to sleep tonight.

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Speaker 1: No, you could help a convicted convict named Diesel get

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Speaker 1: off of his burglary charge. Oh my god, he wants

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Speaker 1: to come to your house and thank you in person.

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Speaker 2: Get in line.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Fatal's going to meet you first. All right

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Speaker 1: after it, you'll get along great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties