WEBVTT - Another Movie Night

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning Show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks, Alvian Elvis Duran phone Tap.

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<v Speaker 2>The phone tap letter says, I live at home with

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<v Speaker 2>my mom and she pays all of my bills. Oh hey, scary,

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<v Speaker 2>j'all love scary. No, I live at home with my

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<v Speaker 2>mom and she pays all the bills. A couple of

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<v Speaker 2>months ago, my cable bill came in and my mom

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't too happy because I was ordering a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>pay per view movies and she had to pay for them.

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<v Speaker 2>She threatened to cut me off financially if I ever

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<v Speaker 2>did it again. So let's use this information and phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap mom. This comes to us from Kenny. All right, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 2>holy cow, we're gonna phone tap your mom. Dave Morodi

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Rody is calling mom from the cable company and

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<v Speaker 2>Kenny will join in later. But I want you to

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<v Speaker 2>keep in mind we had kind of a bad line

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<v Speaker 2>with Kenny. You may to hear some crackles. You can

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<v Speaker 2>hear a great phone tap of the crackle, So listen

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<v Speaker 2>in today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, my name's Bob Carlson. I'm calling from will Be.

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<v Speaker 3>You have an exorbitant amount of on demand movies. I

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<v Speaker 3>do yes, and you have an outstanding balance of six

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<v Speaker 3>eighty five twenties. What yes, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let me run down the list of movies, and

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<v Speaker 3>you tell me if you remember watching any of these.

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<v Speaker 4>I never watched television.

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<v Speaker 3>Most of these are adult films. It looks like Bootlicious Babes,

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<v Speaker 3>hum and Hummer Lips of an Angel that was rented

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<v Speaker 3>three times. I've got chocolate thunder on here four times.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I have a movie here called The

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<v Speaker 3>Princess of Pardon me.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not. I never rented any of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Return of the Brown Eye when Mary wet Sally.

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<v Speaker 4>It's impossible, forest hump. No, I don't even watch television.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it possible that the buttons were pushed by mistake? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, these movies were watched in their entirety.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I have a son, but he's over twenty years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Perhaps your husband does.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm single.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then all the more reason why you might be

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<v Speaker 3>watching the adults film.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not. Please, you're taking the conversation a little too far. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom was single and and she's directly not.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't even dream of renting such a shame disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>She would say the same thing. She'd say they were disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care what your mom did. You're taking it

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<v Speaker 4>the conversation here too far. You're being inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll call you that later then, thank you, thank you? Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 3>I got it just enough. Perturbed, you'll here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Tennis?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you rent movies? Booty Licious? All these are the movies?

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<v Speaker 4>Twe on movies? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to bug up over this.

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<v Speaker 4>Bug out, bug out. You are in mortual than anything

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<v Speaker 4>you've ever done. Well, I'm turning cable off. You're not

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<v Speaker 4>gonna have anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what's the big deal?

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<v Speaker 1>Mom?

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<v Speaker 3>You won't maybe order Playboy as the.

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<v Speaker 4>Man that you lost your mind. I want to scream

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<v Speaker 4>at you right now the way I want to. You

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<v Speaker 4>are in more trouble than you've ever been in your life,

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<v Speaker 4>your disgusting pike. You will have no television in your

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<v Speaker 4>room ever again? Do you understand me?

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<v Speaker 3>Like you never watched Turty in your lifetime.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm turning it off. And you know what this guy

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<v Speaker 4>is gonna call you. You're gonna tell me you didn't

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<v Speaker 4>rent these movies.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I w him like this?

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<v Speaker 4>You not a lie? You'll do it. I'm gonna sat

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<v Speaker 4>when I see you. I'm telling you, I'm going to explode.

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<v Speaker 4>Why because I am you? You go to the adult

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<v Speaker 4>buy yourself a couple of movies ten bucks? I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to kill you.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never heard your cards like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Who the hell do you think you are? You little pisa?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean those looking things on my believe you are

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<v Speaker 4>going to I can't tell you how mad I am.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna tell this guy is gonna call you. Are

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<v Speaker 4>you deeping? And now I'm gonna conference it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I didn't. Hello, this is Kenny.

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<v Speaker 3>You're personally you're trying to say I rented the movies. Yeah, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 3>I was on the phone your mother a little while ago.

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<v Speaker 3>This is me. Oh hi, Bob cross it again, Kenny?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you rent these movies? I only read the two

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<v Speaker 3>of them, Okay, Kenny? Did you rent Chocolate Thunder four times?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But doesn't that go on the account, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that nineteen ninety five each any time? Yeah? And

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<v Speaker 3>did you rent Lips of an Angel three times?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>But I thought it was only charged once? And then

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<v Speaker 3>that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>He said two movies.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he said he rented Chocolate Thunder four times.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're telling me it's twenty dollars pot Lips.

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<v Speaker 3>Of an Angel three times. That's eighty dollars Princess of fourteen.

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<v Speaker 4>He didn't say those, Kenny, did.

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<v Speaker 3>You rent hum and Hummer?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe all right, so I'll put that as a yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Why can't you just not get off the account and

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<v Speaker 3>just see a nice guy like you? Never watched Born before? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>now that's not called for your your mother. It's already

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<v Speaker 3>got offended when I suggested it. Now you're suggesting I did, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 3>you can hang up. I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>need I'm gonna hang up.

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<v Speaker 4>Ten he did hang up. Why don't even talk, don't

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<v Speaker 4>say another word, don't tell you another word. I'm so

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<v Speaker 4>angry you. How dare you?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>What are some movies?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? How dare you?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't pay for these things?

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<v Speaker 2>Well you need to get better.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, you're not hitting anything.

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<v Speaker 3>As of now. I have to shut your service off.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go ahead, right ahead, your internet hand it off.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care. I'm so angry at him that I

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<v Speaker 4>don't care turn it off.

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<v Speaker 3>They take away in it too.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care. I don't care if you can go

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<v Speaker 4>on the internet. I don't care if anybody can go

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<v Speaker 4>on because I don't. That's how angry I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't blame you, ma'am your how dare you?

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<v Speaker 4>Kenny? How dare you?

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<v Speaker 3>But there's something I need to tell you before we

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<v Speaker 3>go any further. Right, my name is really Dave Brody,

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<v Speaker 3>and you've been phone tapped by your son.

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<v Speaker 4>Got I will kill him. I told you I get you.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything you'd like to say to your son at the moment, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna kill I'm still going to kill you.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by All.

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<v Speaker 4>Phone ta.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan in the morning show You're a new Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap weekday mornings