WEBVTT - Fantasy Things Draft (Live from NYC)

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the solid verbal. I'm that for me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a man, I'm forty. I've heard so many players say

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be happy. You want to be happy

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<v Speaker 1>for a day? Ado Steak? Is that? Ladies and gentlemen

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<v Speaker 1>from Los Angeles, California, Dan Rubinstein, Let's it's the ducktail song.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's all hit the woo hoo really hard before Tie

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<v Speaker 1>comes out, because I want him to feel that in

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<v Speaker 1>a very strange way. It's coming up here and there

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<v Speaker 1>it is, okay, thank you. Here comes and now the

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<v Speaker 1>Sultan of sound, the Monarch of microphones, the Emperor of

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<v Speaker 1>m P three's, the boss of bandwidth, the Prince of

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<v Speaker 1>free amps, Tie Hilden. This this is incredible time. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't see where he's noticed the music. Yeah, I had

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<v Speaker 1>to do that, Ty, How you doing it? I'm good? Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's low. Okay, you can move it away. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>what are we doing tonight? And who are we? We

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<v Speaker 1>are the solid verbal? Thank you to everyone? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody already went down. Is he okay? There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of intensity in the room. The chair broke. Are you okay, sir? No,

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a very like good center of gravity. Like

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<v Speaker 1>he's a I'm this is great. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So, in case you did not hear our intro,

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<v Speaker 2>my name is ty Hilda Brandt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my name is Dan Rubinstein, and we are the

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<v Speaker 1>solid Verbal and we are we have a plan for tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a plan. Hello New York. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 2>coming out here this evening. By a show of hands,

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<v Speaker 2>how many people listen to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Regularly, Hey, that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, by standing room only, Ty, by a show of hands,

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<v Speaker 2>how many people were dragged here against their will?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What Ryanny? Our wives are I like that?

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<v Speaker 2>So our goal here this evening is to try and

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<v Speaker 2>make it enjoyable for everybody. Thank you for coming out.

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<v Speaker 2>And as Dan mentioned, we do have a plan. This

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<v Speaker 2>is one of our favorite shows that we do every year.

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<v Speaker 2>We decided it would be fun to actually try and

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<v Speaker 2>do it live before an audience here at barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So we're doing our fantasy things drafts, and our

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<v Speaker 1>Fantasy things draft is very stupid. We will be drafting,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have sound effects and we should have dressed

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<v Speaker 1>up a little bit more, but we will be drafting storylines, narratives,

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<v Speaker 1>fun things that we expect to happen during the college

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<v Speaker 1>football season this fall, and we take it very seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you've ever done a fantasy football draft, you

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<v Speaker 2>know that you pick players.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>What we're trying to do is give you a look

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<v Speaker 2>at what might be coming down the pike this season,

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<v Speaker 2>what some of the storylines might be that you should

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<v Speaker 2>keep your eyes and ears peeled for. And we kind

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<v Speaker 2>of pick our own teams, but instead of players, we

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<v Speaker 2>have storylines.

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<v Speaker 1>This is true.

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<v Speaker 2>So what we've done over here, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>everyone can see it. We have a whole slew of

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<v Speaker 2>note cards, each of which signifies a storyline that we

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<v Speaker 2>think could pop up this college football season. And we

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<v Speaker 2>are going to take turns making our selections, putting our

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<v Speaker 2>selections into this very official looking official team selection envelope

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<v Speaker 2>playing a sound tailor are production.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the sound and in the back there it is Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he will be playing that sound and then we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>unveiling our proverbial teams before we go on. Tie. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that chair working out? So far? So good? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I love hearing it, so on that note should probably

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<v Speaker 1>get started.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a poker chip that was sent to us

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<v Speaker 2>from a gentleman who works for the FBI. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if that's true. This is one hundred percent tru weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I'm able to actually give out

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<v Speaker 2>his name, so I won't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. But on one side, we've got stripes. On the other,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got solids. And I figured we just flipped this

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out who goes first. Okay? Was he recently

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<v Speaker 1>fired by the Just tell me that I don't ask questions? Okay, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Did you take diligent notes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll give you stripes, I'll take solids.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I initially wanted to wrestle for the first pick,

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<v Speaker 1>but what is it? Solids looks like? Come up? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So I has the first pick in the drafts, which

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<v Speaker 1>means you will be introducing me as the commissioner. Correct,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, that's right. Okay. So after ty introduces me

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<v Speaker 1>as the commissioner of the twenty seventeen Fantasy Things Draft,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need you to boo me lustily. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what that's like, and we need to be accurate,

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<v Speaker 1>So really go for it with the booze, Tye. Whenever

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready, you have your pick. The pick is in. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the pick is in, ladies and gentlemen, your commissioner, damn

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<v Speaker 1>proven Steve. I'm gonna be honest. That was a goof

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<v Speaker 1>and it's still hurt. It's still hurt. Okay. So with

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<v Speaker 1>the first overall pick, damn it Ty has selected Chip

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Coaching Rumors. That's a really good pick. I had

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<v Speaker 1>been negotiating with Chip Kelly Coaching Rumors. That's right, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>So for those of you who listen to the show

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<v Speaker 2>and are familiar with our fantasy Things concept, which we've

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<v Speaker 2>had for a couple of years running. Now, last year

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<v Speaker 2>my big pick was Tom Herman coaching rumors. And as

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<v Speaker 2>you know, there were a lot of rumors about Tom

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<v Speaker 2>Herman all throughout the year until he eventually ended up

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<v Speaker 2>at Texas. So when we put our heads together and

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<v Speaker 2>started thinking, all right, what's going to be the hot

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<v Speaker 2>in vogue coaching rumor this year, it has to be

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<v Speaker 2>chip Kelly's with ESPN now, of course, recently departed from

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<v Speaker 2>San Francisco, recently departed from the Eagles in college, there's

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<v Speaker 2>still is a bit of an a lore, an appetite

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<v Speaker 2>for chip Kelly went.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty six and seven. I believe yes at Oregon that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds right if memory Serves didn't end very well. But

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<v Speaker 1>my question, and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Question we've asked on our show for a couple months

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<v Speaker 2>running now, is how many schools right now would fire

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<v Speaker 2>their coach if they knew Chip Kelly would sound.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of coaches. The thing I like about this

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<v Speaker 1>pick is it could cover just weird speculation on message

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<v Speaker 1>boards because there are so many schools that think they

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<v Speaker 1>can get Chip Kelly if they fire their coach. Cal

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<v Speaker 1>thought they were going to get Chip Kelly, and Cal's adorable,

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<v Speaker 1>they are, they weren't getting Chipped there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's gonna be a post on a Texas tech message

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<v Speaker 2>board right.

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<v Speaker 1>Early October like, hey, what do you guys? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you guys think? Yeah, he owns land in the area.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like John Gruden right, owns a lot of land. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Chip Kelly's probably noted like one of two schools. And

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<v Speaker 1>but that's good because scout dot com exists, I think

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four sets, like all the message boards exist, and

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<v Speaker 1>so the athletic exists. If you pay four ninety nine

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<v Speaker 1>what is right? So rumors might be on there. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>see I mean I somebody will so we love Nicole.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the second overall pick. You do, Okay? I

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<v Speaker 1>have made a selection. All right, we have so many

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<v Speaker 1>cards up here, so do you want to give sure card? Ooh?

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<v Speaker 2>With the second overall pick. In the twenty seventeen Solid

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<v Speaker 2>Verbal Fantasy Things Draft, Dan Rubinstein has selected Josh Rosen's

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<v Speaker 2>hot takes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Josh Rosen is outspoken. Does Josh Rosen love football? Who?

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<v Speaker 1>I love this pick. It's going to last for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. So you know why, Well, when do we

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<v Speaker 1>score the Fantasy Things draft? Because if he goes pro,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have months of nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>But that The exciting part about our Fantasy Things again

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<v Speaker 2>is that we have no defined scoring system. Right, we

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea how this works the year prior.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's say mid May mid May. Let's come mid May.

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<v Speaker 2>Two years ago we decided that we would try and

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<v Speaker 2>just to sign an arbitrary point value and that that

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<v Speaker 2>would work.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we kind of lost interest about mide through. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a people were accusing me of bullying you, but

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<v Speaker 1>people really liked the show.

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<v Speaker 2>And then last year, last year, we thought, hey, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the offseason, we can get another show. Of just arguing

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<v Speaker 2>who won, and that's when people thought that you bullied me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess is coming here. I need to be

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more of a type A. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>but here is why I'm a little critical of this pick.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm all about Josh Rosen and his hot takes.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody knows, and I'm down with that. Didn't you more

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<v Speaker 1>recently tell him to put a sock in it? Come on, Tye,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. Tell him it's not a good look, ty

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Rosen is not going to let the man keep

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<v Speaker 1>him down. Your first overall pick. To take that risk

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<v Speaker 1>and say I like his hot takes. Hot takes. He

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<v Speaker 1>just likes speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Knowing full well that he might not have them the

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<v Speaker 2>full year through. That could be a bad bust of

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<v Speaker 2>a pick.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel great about it. I feel wonderful about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe you're up again. Oh yeah, we're doing like

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<v Speaker 1>Serpentine style here. Okay, you've got Josh Rosen. I'm wrecking

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<v Speaker 1>this down here. Actually, okay, the pick is it? With

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<v Speaker 1>the third overall pick? Yeah, twenty seventeen Soliverble Fantasy Things Draft.

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<v Speaker 1>We're building for the future here, ty coaches arguing penalty,

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<v Speaker 1>the new penalty in which coaches can get fifteen yard

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<v Speaker 1>penalties for running out on the field, and arguing because

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<v Speaker 1>I just love the idea of what will be the line,

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<v Speaker 1>both physically and out loud. Tie in your opinion, Tyler, Jay?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Jay? It's James Tyler, James Eldibrick. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think is the word that will get the penalty?

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<v Speaker 1>I know what the word is. I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm this according to me, is f to mainstream.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine, it might, but like I think it has

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<v Speaker 1>to be a combination of profanity in order to draw

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<v Speaker 1>that flag. See, I think the magic word is horseshit.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the magic word because it's the most coach

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<v Speaker 1>angry word and Bill Snyder is gonna get so many

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<v Speaker 1>of them. Yes, no, but I think it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>spread across college football. I think at Espanation we drafted

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<v Speaker 1>quarter of drafted coaches in a fantasy league, so a

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<v Speaker 1>sub draft of coaches who will get this penalty. So

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<v Speaker 1>I think this the seed is spread wide and I

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<v Speaker 1>already regret phrasing it like that coach. Okay, it's another

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<v Speaker 1>ballsy pick by Yeah, I gotta say, I feel this

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<v Speaker 1>is I've also had half a beer.

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<v Speaker 2>That that could be my my secret weapon here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the pick is in. Oh, we're feeling good. Pick

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<v Speaker 1>with the something something fourth overall pick, let's go fourth,

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<v Speaker 1>fourth overall. Bick Ty hilden Brand has selected a softer

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Kelly. Softer, a softer, kinder, cuddlier. Nanny disapproves Brian Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny what four and eight will do to a

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<v Speaker 2>man I'm right there with as a longtime Notre Dame fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and someone who obviously, just by virtue of doing

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<v Speaker 1>our show, has followed Brian Kelly in his career very closely.

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<v Speaker 1>This is at least the second time where we've seen

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<v Speaker 1>a softer Brian Kelly after a tumultuous season. He does yoga.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he does yoga and actually incredible. I pulled a

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<v Speaker 2>quote here, kidding, I'm not making this up. This is

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<v Speaker 2>from Sports Illustrated back in March. This is an actual

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<v Speaker 2>quote from an article talking about a softer Brian Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote in the back closet of his sprawling coaches office

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<v Speaker 2>at Notre Dame, Kelly grabs an oversized black Lululemon yoga.

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<v Speaker 1>Mat premium, premium.

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<v Speaker 2>And unfurls it in the vacated space of his office.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is a coach that you feel positive is more

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<v Speaker 1>limber than Brian Kelly. It's say, probably around the same

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<v Speaker 1>age too, so not like probably Mark D'Antonio. Mike Riley.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Riley is definitely more limber. Mike Riley can do

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<v Speaker 1>things you can unsea.

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<v Speaker 2>But so they're talking about yoga now, they're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>Lulu Lemon yoga mats, and I gotta believe that this

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<v Speaker 2>is the kind of thing that goes out the window

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<v Speaker 2>after they lose their first two games and all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden, it's gonna be a red face, the red

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<v Speaker 2>faced Irishman is going to be back, and a softer

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<v Speaker 2>Brian Kelly will probably go by the wayside. But I

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<v Speaker 2>figure I get a good six, maybe seven weeks out

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<v Speaker 2>of a softer Brian Kelly before I stop getting points

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<v Speaker 2>all together for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm picturing the episode of The Simpsons where Flanders

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<v Speaker 1>was spanked as a child so many times to repress

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<v Speaker 1>all the anger. Not that somebody is spanking Brian Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a mixed metaphor somebody might be spanking Brian. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, but that it's all going to come out

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<v Speaker 1>in the same way it did for Flanders in that

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<v Speaker 1>episode where this is just pushing some bad things down

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<v Speaker 1>and they're they're gonna it's gonna r a softer, A

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<v Speaker 1>softer Brian Kelly. For what it's worth, this was Dan's idea,

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<v Speaker 1>this item, and when I saw it, I quite literally

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<v Speaker 1>spit juice out on my keyboard. What kind of juice

0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.440
<v Speaker 1>are we talking about? Juicy juice? Juice? All right? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I am? I up again? You've said that in such

0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:21.840
<v Speaker 1>a strange way. My up again, You are up again?

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<v Speaker 1>And I will use this opportunity. There's a microphone in

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<v Speaker 1>front here. After we're done with the draft, we'll do

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<v Speaker 1>a Q and A and priority will be given to

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<v Speaker 1>anybody that starts their question with Hey, so my friend

0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:36.520
<v Speaker 1>dated tie and she says, anybody that starts their question,

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<v Speaker 1>that's priority. All right. The pick is in. See I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting all my top selection. That's fine. You gotta play

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<v Speaker 1>catch up with the fifth overall pick. Ty hilden brandas

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<v Speaker 1>selected Mike Gundhy's mullets. Tie was in on Mike Gundy's

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<v Speaker 1>hair before anybody else, So fair it is. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>dood alert. Yeah, yeah, So here is the story because

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Mike Gundy's mullet.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been doing the show since went in two thousand

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<v Speaker 2>and eight, and I have this thing on the show

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<v Speaker 2>with schools like Old Miss where I'm always a year

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<v Speaker 2>or too early. I love all Man, love TCU, TC

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<v Speaker 2>you will probably be outstanding this year. I'm always a

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<v Speaker 2>year early. So when we first did the Fantasy Things draft,

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<v Speaker 2>out of nowhere, I selected Mike Gundy's extraordinary hairline.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we called it, right, No one had any

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<v Speaker 1>clue what that meant. You didn't have any idea what

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<v Speaker 1>that meant. It was just a strange thing that you

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<v Speaker 1>notice and the whole per like it was a new concept.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't really know what we were doing with this

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<v Speaker 1>at all. And you were just like, yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got he's got a strong, very strong line. But

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<v Speaker 1>did you think it was going to be mentioned during

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<v Speaker 1>a game, like did you think Brent Musburger was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like a stronghead of hair on that man?

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<v Speaker 2>I just thought it was funny, all right. So we

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<v Speaker 2>had an intro score recorded talking Mike Gundhy's hairlines, saying, quote,

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<v Speaker 2>it's strong, it's kind, it's as reliable as the tides

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<v Speaker 2>in an ever changing world. Mike Gundy's hairline stands tall

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<v Speaker 2>against genetic disposition and never seeds control of Oklahoma State football.

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<v Speaker 2>That was what we said back true, But no one

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<v Speaker 2>talked about his hairline because why would they?

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<v Speaker 1>May I ask you a follow up question, because you

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<v Speaker 1>are bored aboard with the business in the front and

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<v Speaker 1>the party in the back. Obviously because you were one

0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:31.880
<v Speaker 1>year you had a business in the front, pick and

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<v Speaker 1>now you have a party in the back. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. If you were hanging out with Mike Gundhy

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever reason from a media perspective, from doing what

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<v Speaker 1>we do. And he was like, Tie, I've heard through

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<v Speaker 1>the grapevine that you really really like my hair and

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<v Speaker 1>not just the mullet. Yeah, would you like to run

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<v Speaker 1>your hands through my hair? I think I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>a once in a life Would you say yes? I

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<v Speaker 1>think you almost have to. Would you go front to

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<v Speaker 1>back or back to front? Oh, I guess front to path.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to go front to back. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>save the best for last. Anyway, Yeah, I picked this

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<v Speaker 1>two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It had no relevance, no connection to anything going on

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<v Speaker 2>in college football.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone made fun of me.

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<v Speaker 2>And then last year he grows a freaking mullet, and

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<v Speaker 2>this year it's it's it's unkempt. It's even more unkempt

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<v Speaker 2>than it was a year ago. And so I figure,

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<v Speaker 2>what a better opportunity than now to get back in.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll probably shave it week one, knowing my luck, but

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<v Speaker 2>why not jump in again on the Mike Mike Gundy

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<v Speaker 2>hair train and just see if we can ride it

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<v Speaker 2>all season long.

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<v Speaker 1>The Mike Gundy hair train just made that up. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like saying that out all right, I don't, mister Rubinstein,

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<v Speaker 1>you are on the clock with his third pick. Did

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<v Speaker 1>they bring the food out, by the way, is that good?

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<v Speaker 1>Did the people get wings and giving thumbs up? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, just making sure.

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<v Speaker 2>With his third pick in the twenty seventeen Cliburble fantas

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<v Speaker 2>this pick, Dan Rubinstein selects Lane Kiffin.

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<v Speaker 1>Controversy so easy. He's in Florida. Are we to believe

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<v Speaker 1>that this is a gentleman? He's single. I've never been

0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:24.040
<v Speaker 1>single in Florida, tie, but I've heard some stories. So

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<v Speaker 1>Lane Kiffin's coaching again. The good dudes are getting fired.

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<v Speaker 1>Lane Kiffin's in Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Kiffen is at Florida Atlantic. Suffice to say the most

0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.000
<v Speaker 2>attention Florida Atlantic has gotten in quite some time.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, and he's single, is ready to mingle with recruits,

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<v Speaker 1>with recruits, Okay, and where are you going with this?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want a past judgment.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing about Lane Kiffin that we know is that

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<v Speaker 2>he wants to make a splash. He wants to make

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<v Speaker 2>a splash, and I'm done with the euphabisms, just saying broadly,

0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:02.040
<v Speaker 2>this is a guy alpfa beer. This is a guy

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<v Speaker 2>who wants to step in there, wants to make a splash.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would assume get a bigger job at some

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<v Speaker 2>point than Fau. But I would think that the controversy quotion,

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<v Speaker 2>if such thing exists, is pretty high with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the urge for Lane Kiffen is strong to

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<v Speaker 1>be Lane Kiffen. I think it resides in him with

0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:26.960
<v Speaker 1>a burning passion and the fact that he is in Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>he's sort of off the beaten path Power five college

0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:34.920
<v Speaker 1>football conference wise, and anything goes in that state. Ty

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've seen the stories, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>not just talking about Lane Kiffen with some sort of

0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:44.240
<v Speaker 1>uh oh he has a girlfriend. It's Lane Kiffen was

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<v Speaker 1>arrested for insurance fraud. Lane Kiffen issued a statement in

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<v Speaker 1>which he said, I was not aware that you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>import exotic animals to a college football is total You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I just the potential is so vast for this

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<v Speaker 1>pick that week to week you are going to be

0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:11.959
<v Speaker 1>a nervous wreck. Lane Kiffin's Burmese python. Yeah. Absolutely, okay,

0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Lane Kiffin. I did not realize you could not burn

0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:20.960
<v Speaker 1>antiquities on public land. It's all there, all right, all

0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:24.680
<v Speaker 1>those antiquities in Florida. You're on the clock again. Oh yeah,

0:20:24.680 --> 0:20:31.960
<v Speaker 1>that's right. This is a critical selection. Here we go later,

0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.080
<v Speaker 1>al right, I can't complain the pick is in here?

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<v Speaker 1>Did estein fourth overall selection twenty seventeen Solirable Fantasy Things Draft,

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<v Speaker 1>Monsoon games and monsoon? Yeah? Do you know why I

0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:52.359
<v Speaker 1>did this time? You did this to stick it to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Climate change? Tie, It's real. I've been told what is

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<v Speaker 1>a monsoon game? So monsoon game is a game? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Did you watch the Notre Dame Menci State game.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you let's go right? Thank you, williams uh So.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go through it play by play with you if

0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:18.800
<v Speaker 1>you like. Where and Kelly decided to call thirty eight

0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:22.560
<v Speaker 1>pass plays or something. It wasn't even Nancy State. It

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<v Speaker 1>was I believe the year well two years ago. Yes,

0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:28.840
<v Speaker 1>two remnants of a hurricane game. Yeah it was so

0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:30.840
<v Speaker 1>that was hurricane game monsoon. I don't know what the

0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:34.080
<v Speaker 1>difference is. I'm not very bright, but it's gonna happen

0:21:34.560 --> 0:21:37.360
<v Speaker 1>a few times. We had a cancelation this past year

0:21:37.400 --> 0:21:40.080
<v Speaker 1>and a rescheduling with LSU Florida that was hurricane. But

0:21:40.200 --> 0:21:43.479
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, as a non scientist that monsoons are

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<v Speaker 1>part of hurricanes, so it all counts under the same

0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:54.679
<v Speaker 1>umbrella and write it down, come back to it. But

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<v Speaker 1>I feel I feel pretty confident that the mid Atlantic

0:21:57.240 --> 0:22:00.480
<v Speaker 1>region is going to is gonna represent me pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>Late September, October November, we really should have done what

0:22:04.880 --> 0:22:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I should have done Pacific Northwest, well, what I should

0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:10.920
<v Speaker 1>have done is look to see what games Notre Dame

0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.639
<v Speaker 1>has and when on the East coast. You could have

0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:17.720
<v Speaker 1>gotten potential bonus points here by predicting the dates. Really,

0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I do not know that was a part of this game.

0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:21.439
<v Speaker 1>It could be we're making this up.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what the points system is, Yeah, so you know,

0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:26.160
<v Speaker 2>theoretically we could figure this out.

0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:29.840
<v Speaker 1>So who is my team? So far? I'm drunk? Your team?

0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Your team? So far?

0:22:32.040 --> 0:22:38.920
<v Speaker 2>You've got Josh Rosen's hot takes, Ye Lane Kiffen, controversy, monsoon.

0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Games, and there is one other one that I'm forgetting.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not feeling it so far, really not feeling it. Okay, Oh,

0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I have the coaching penalties and the coaching penalties. That's right, Okay,

0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:51.840
<v Speaker 1>we should be You're on the clock right now, right,

0:22:51.880 --> 0:22:53.199
<v Speaker 1>I am on the clock, and I'm going to get

0:22:53.200 --> 0:22:55.080
<v Speaker 1>another one of myself. How do you feel about your squad?

0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:58.639
<v Speaker 1>Chip Kelly, Brian Kelly, Mike Gundy. This is a coach

0:22:58.680 --> 0:23:01.800
<v Speaker 1>heavy lineup, yes, so far, but I'm feeling pretty good

0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 1>about it. I am going to go to the media

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:15.159
<v Speaker 1>for my next selection, Taylor, the pick is in. I

0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:20.280
<v Speaker 1>think this pick is bullshit. I'm on the record with

0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:24.639
<v Speaker 1>the whatever overall pick. Ty hilden Brand has selected Tom

0:23:24.720 --> 0:23:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Rinaldi tear Jerkers, which Tie is celebrating. Tie is celebrating illness.

0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:36.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm not celebrating illness. I mean, you made it official,

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:40.960
<v Speaker 1>you wrote it down. We're trying to win a game. Dog. No. See,

0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:44.040
<v Speaker 1>I respect this because you're ruthless. That's right, you are

0:23:44.080 --> 0:23:46.679
<v Speaker 1>trying to win. It's a quality in me that you

0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:48.719
<v Speaker 1>just can't see. It doesn't hit the eye.

0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Anybody watch college game Day, Yes, a very low viewership

0:23:55.160 --> 0:23:59.359
<v Speaker 2>in the room here, Tom tom Rinaldi tear jerkers to

0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:02.840
<v Speaker 2>me is as staple a college football product as you're

0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:05.680
<v Speaker 2>going to find. Sure about forty percent of the weeks

0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:09.680
<v Speaker 2>during college game Day, tom Rinaldi trots out some sort

0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:12.720
<v Speaker 2>of tear jerker that makes you realize that for the

0:24:12.720 --> 0:24:15.080
<v Speaker 2>next twelve hours, whatever you'll be doing to your mind

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:16.600
<v Speaker 2>and body is really not worth it.

0:24:16.800 --> 0:24:18.880
<v Speaker 1>See. I don't know if this is in the spirit

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:24.359
<v Speaker 1>of the draft, because this is like drafting seventeen yard passes, Like, yes,

0:24:24.840 --> 0:24:28.480
<v Speaker 1>they're going to happen, but you just you went with

0:24:28.600 --> 0:24:34.120
<v Speaker 1>the children. Wow, I didn't say the children. People think

0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:38.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm a bad person on the show. They're trying to

0:24:38.160 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 1>win a game, man. Okay, wow, okay.

0:24:40.640 --> 0:24:45.159
<v Speaker 2>We could message Tom Rinaldi and see how he feels

0:24:45.200 --> 0:24:49.360
<v Speaker 2>about it, and if he's not, if maybe if he's

0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:53.000
<v Speaker 2>not for it, compensatory selection, because we have eighty five

0:24:53.040 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 2>things over here, there will be several that go undrafted.

0:24:56.680 --> 0:24:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Right, I'm just picturing you on your couch on a

0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Saturday morning and Tom Rinaldi doing a piece where he's

0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:07.840
<v Speaker 1>he's like, this marine did nine tours of duty, lost

0:25:07.960 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 1>seventy three limbs, and has lived to watch Texas Tech football.

0:25:12.720 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 1>And I'm pumping my antis, like, yes, that's what I'm

0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:22.200
<v Speaker 1>talking about. All right, I love how evil this is.

0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:25.240
<v Speaker 1>He makes a good point. All right, are you are

0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:30.600
<v Speaker 1>we saying about I'm o' clock again? Okay, it's got

0:25:30.680 --> 0:25:38.960
<v Speaker 1>so dark. Pick us in. Oh, this is a great pick.

0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:46.679
<v Speaker 1>This really is shit. With a far more exciting pick,

0:25:47.320 --> 0:25:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Ty Hildenbrant has selected bring PJ. Fleck bringing his high

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:56.639
<v Speaker 1>energy row the Boat mentality to Minnesota. Thank you, thank you.

0:25:57.560 --> 0:26:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Joke's on you. You have to watch Minnesota football now.

0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:06.480
<v Speaker 1>So this is a thing.

0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:09.719
<v Speaker 2>This is the thing, this whole mentality, this whole row

0:26:09.840 --> 0:26:12.360
<v Speaker 2>the Boat thing. It's very much going to be something

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:16.359
<v Speaker 2>that you simply cannot avoid this coming college football season.

0:26:16.640 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 2>He and his agent have apparently scored the rights to

0:26:19.440 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 2>use the official row of the.

0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Boat mantra that he had up at Western Michigan.

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:25.840
<v Speaker 2>I would presume that they're going to try and use

0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:28.959
<v Speaker 2>it as much as humanly possible at Minnesota. I do

0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 2>have a concern though, about getting in bed.

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:35.119
<v Speaker 1>With this pick. Okay, I'm serious. What is what is

0:26:35.160 --> 0:26:42.040
<v Speaker 1>your concerning Fleck? Many concerns. Yeah, I was gonna say, PJ.

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<v Speaker 1>Fleck is a guy with a stick. He's got that stick,

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<v Speaker 1>the high motor. It's worked well at Western Michigan. I'm

0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:50.840
<v Speaker 1>sure it's going to work well at Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 2>What I worry about is how other coaches, mainly Jim Harbaugh,

0:26:56.280 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 2>are going to react to a guy with a better

0:26:58.400 --> 0:27:02.880
<v Speaker 2>shticky because Jim Harbaugh reminds me of the kind of guy.

0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:05.680
<v Speaker 2>And I said this in our live show, Jim Harball

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<v Speaker 2>is what happens when you try to teach human emotion

0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:13.639
<v Speaker 2>to a computer. Okay, it doesn't fully pass the Turing test,

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:17.000
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't fully understand the cues, but for the most part,

0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:19.280
<v Speaker 2>it's you just don't know what it's going to do next.

0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 2>It's a bit unpredictable, and I'm worried that if Harbaugh

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:24.560
<v Speaker 2>steps up his game anymore. The kinds of things we're

0:27:24.560 --> 0:27:26.359
<v Speaker 2>talking about in the podcast are going to be so

0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:28.000
<v Speaker 2>weird that we're just like, we're done.

0:27:28.119 --> 0:27:30.960
<v Speaker 1>So what is what is the brand? So obviously PJ.

0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:33.119
<v Speaker 1>Fleck has the row the Boat, high energy guy, and

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:36.639
<v Speaker 1>he's running down the sidelines whatever. Sure, competition wise, he

0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:38.480
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a lot in the Big ten in terms

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 1>of big excitement. I couldn't have the mister Softy sound

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:44.320
<v Speaker 1>cued up, but this is a mister Softie schedule. So

0:27:44.880 --> 0:27:48.199
<v Speaker 1>the harbab like outward brand is I'm crazy and I

0:27:48.240 --> 0:27:54.119
<v Speaker 1>like milk, like right, all right, that's one strategy. Kirk

0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Farens is like, I'm a little bit boring and they

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:59.879
<v Speaker 1>pay me a lot of money. Pat Fitzgerald is so

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 1>of like, guys, I'm underrated, and if you didn't know,

0:28:02.520 --> 0:28:05.679
<v Speaker 1>I played for Northwestern, I don't know any of those guys,

0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:10.119
<v Speaker 1>right right, I'm never gonna leave Evanston, Illinois. Beyond that,

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Mike Riley is, hey, everybody, I'm nice. I'm nice. So

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:16.920
<v Speaker 1>you know what, it's a good time to be PJ.

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Flak bringing that row the Boat energetic mentality to Minneapolis.

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Why not? We will see what happens. But I'm hitching

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 1>my wagon to the boat. Okay, my pick is in.

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying with the esoteric stuff, this is a volume

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:37.959
<v Speaker 1>play time, This is a volume play. This feels so

0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 1>good about this one.

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:41.959
<v Speaker 2>This is one that Dan added pretty much when we

0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:43.880
<v Speaker 2>walked in here to get set up today.

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 1>So this is very much off the cuffy. He is

0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 1>going with school commercials that feature a lab and or

0:28:53.120 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 1>dance music. So the people have smoken to clarify. It's

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:04.720
<v Speaker 1>a commercial for a college that has to both feature

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:11.200
<v Speaker 1>scenes of laboratory work and either the dance school or

0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 1>the music school. Right, it's gonna hit every single game time.

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm blowing you out. How to so so how? Yeah,

0:29:24.160 --> 0:29:25.959
<v Speaker 1>the lab, there has to be a microscope, there has

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 1>to be collab. There's always this. They always have the

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>white lab code, and it's just like, are we yes,

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 1>we're looking pie squared.

0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:39.080
<v Speaker 2>If you're gonna give me crap for Tom Rinaldi and

0:29:39.120 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 2>the tear Jerkers, yeah, okay, if you're gonna go children

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:46.080
<v Speaker 2>being educated, if you're going volume play, yeah, with the

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:47.920
<v Speaker 2>generic school commercial, I.

0:29:47.920 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Don't see how that's much different. It might be more

0:29:50.240 --> 0:29:53.320
<v Speaker 1>of a moral question. These are These are people learning

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 1>to dance, These are people learning to play the cello.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is a positive thing, does the c C.

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<v Speaker 1>It just means more commercial count in this category. If

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<v Speaker 1>they film a commercial with her in a laboratory, it

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:13.080
<v Speaker 1>has to be that very specific model in a laboratory

0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:17.560
<v Speaker 1>in the little Petriot issue. Yeah, and you know on

0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 1>stage dancing or playing. Then, yes, did you take any

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 1>science classes or dance classes or music classes when you

0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 1>were in college? Numerous dance classes, of course. Did you

0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:35.520
<v Speaker 1>study with a bunch of people on the quad? No? Never.

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:40.160
<v Speaker 1>This the commercial is great because it's so antithetical to

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 1>basically college experience. Yeah, it's they're not real and that's

0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:48.360
<v Speaker 1>what makes them beautiful. Oh am, I am I still

0:30:48.360 --> 0:30:52.680
<v Speaker 1>on the clock here again, down here as Okay, I'm

0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:55.000
<v Speaker 1>just going for picks that I like. They might not

0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 1>win me the draft. I'm going let's go with this

0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:10.479
<v Speaker 1>one right here with his next Yeah, I'm running out

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:14.440
<v Speaker 1>of that's fine numbers here. Dan Rubinstein, twenty seventeen Colleor

0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Football Fantasy Things Draft selects Brett Beilama and fatherhood. Yeah,

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Brett Bilama has a baby. Congratulations, Brett Bielima it's changed him.

0:31:24.560 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 1>It has made him more appreciative of life. It's changed

0:31:28.640 --> 0:31:33.640
<v Speaker 1>his perspective. Discounts across all media. So during TV broadcasts,

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 1>I have a pull quote here, Yeah, to underscore this

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:39.280
<v Speaker 1>is great, this is fantastic. Yeah, this is the most

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:43.440
<v Speaker 1>SEC thing ever. He welcomed a baby. Briella is her name.

0:31:43.840 --> 0:31:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Very cute photo that he posted back in July. Do

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 1>you feel about that name? We're not going to critique

0:31:48.200 --> 0:31:51.640
<v Speaker 1>the name, Okay, yeah, I mean, just generally speaking, Briella.

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna critique the kid's name. She's barely out

0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:55.000
<v Speaker 2>of the womb.

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like the name of a villain in a

0:31:57.320 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 1>script that Disney rejected Briella. I'm not going there, Okay

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:06.640
<v Speaker 1>I did. He posted a picture online, got a bunch

0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:12.120
<v Speaker 1>of response. Mm hmm. Seccountry dot com a great SEC website. Yeah. Quote,

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<v Speaker 1>it changes your perspective, Bilama said, I always knew it would.

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 1>The very next freaking paragraph, I kid you not. Yeah.

0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 2>It will be interesting to see how Bilama carries that

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:29.840
<v Speaker 2>perspective into the coming football season without any anticipation, right

0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:33.320
<v Speaker 2>from the birth of his first child, Yeah, onward into

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 2>the SEC See how it translates.

0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:37.080
<v Speaker 1>We should point out we hope the baby has a happy,

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:41.680
<v Speaker 1>healthy life. We hope the Bilama family enjoys growing. That's

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 1>what Brett Bielhma does. He grows, but it does. It

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 1>did feel a little bit like Brett Bielima was the

0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:51.960
<v Speaker 1>first coach to have a child. And I like that

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:55.200
<v Speaker 1>the sec country that's who you said it was, Yeah, yeah,

0:32:55.280 --> 0:32:58.880
<v Speaker 1>I like that they are all in, especially because Jen

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Bielama has the greatest hashtag quote or hashtag tweet of

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:06.240
<v Speaker 1>all time. Right, so I'm looking forward to seeing how

0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 1>this is pressed. Do you think though? That? Did you?

0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 1>So you interpreted it as he's the only coach ever

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:16.400
<v Speaker 1>to have a child. My interpretation, it seemed like he

0:33:16.440 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 1>got more attention for having a child, like people were

0:33:19.200 --> 0:33:23.560
<v Speaker 1>almost surprised. Well that's when he was fertile or something. Yeah,

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 1>is that the word I'm looking for. My interpretation was

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:29.160
<v Speaker 1>they were genuinely surprised at oh, like wait, this kick

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:35.600
<v Speaker 1>this guy can reproduce. Say, okay, my up, I think

0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:37.480
<v Speaker 1>you're up. How many picks do we have each? This

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 1>is getting ridiculous. I believe we're up to seven picks each? Okay,

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:44.400
<v Speaker 1>six or seven? A couple more. I do need to

0:33:44.400 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>go back through this and actually take notes, which we

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 1>can do at some point. And I love that I

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:53.160
<v Speaker 1>got the school commercial tie value pick. All right, I'm

0:33:53.160 --> 0:34:01.960
<v Speaker 1>going back here. Does a pick in my picks are weird? Ooh?

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I know, I think I know where you're going. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>With the next pick, Ty has selected Gus Johnson. Freakouts,

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 1>thank you, that's my Could you play that again? Flip?

0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 2>That was back in the day when Gus Johnson was

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 2>just calling college basketball games during the NCAA tournament during

0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:35.279
<v Speaker 2>the regular season. He had a long, storied career of

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:39.000
<v Speaker 2>doing that for CBS, and then there were some rumors

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 2>about what happened with Gus Johnson.

0:34:40.480 --> 0:34:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Jim Nance pushed him out, who knows, but he

0:34:43.080 --> 0:34:44.320
<v Speaker 1>finds his way over to Fox.

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:48.320
<v Speaker 2>For a while, they had this little experiment where Johnson

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Gus Johnson's gonna call.

0:34:49.560 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Soccer, Okay, I thought you're gonna say. For a while,

0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Fox had an experiment where they employed writers, right, no, no, no.

0:34:55.600 --> 0:34:57.960
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, let's not get let's not get crazy.

0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Let's not get crazy, okay, which was crazy.

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:05.520
<v Speaker 2>They tried this experiment with the soccer We love you

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:11.400
<v Speaker 2>man now sorry. It didn't work out, and now we're at.

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:15.160
<v Speaker 1>This really cool space where he's calling college athletics again.

0:35:15.200 --> 0:35:19.799
<v Speaker 1>But it's not basketball, it's football. Did anybody watch the

0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Big Ten championship game? Hey, there we go, pennstanay lyons here.

0:35:29.920 --> 0:35:32.239
<v Speaker 2>This to me is about a sure thing as you're

0:35:32.280 --> 0:35:34.120
<v Speaker 2>going to find. And what's great about it is you

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 2>never know when it's going to happen. He is never

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:39.120
<v Speaker 2>short on a motion when he's calling any kind of

0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:42.160
<v Speaker 2>sporting event, and it always is just fun. It's fun

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:45.839
<v Speaker 2>to watch Gus Johnson when he's calling a game. And

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:47.480
<v Speaker 2>we've had a thing on our show for a while

0:35:47.560 --> 0:35:49.320
<v Speaker 2>now where every.

0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Now and again we're like, could this be a Gus game?

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Could be a Gus game where he just totally loses,

0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 1>scored and starts yelling for no pairent reason. So I'm

0:35:56.719 --> 0:35:59.879
<v Speaker 1>excited to have this. I'm heavy on coaches, I'm heavy

0:35:59.880 --> 0:36:03.359
<v Speaker 1>on media. You are, but my team is demonstrably better

0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 1>than yours. Absolutely not good. Hell now I have Brett

0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Beelama reproducing, So it's all gravy. I mean, it is

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 1>literally all gravy. Again. I don't know what that means,

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:21.000
<v Speaker 1>but it sounded right in my head. Okay, so so

0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:23.719
<v Speaker 1>my pick is is my final pick? I believe I'm

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:27.399
<v Speaker 1>up again? You're up again? And then maybe your final pick? Yes, okay?

0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:29.480
<v Speaker 1>And then what we can do because we have a

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:33.120
<v Speaker 1>full room here, Yeah, we're gonna invite someone up for

0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 1>you and someone up for me to make our final pick.

0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:39.440
<v Speaker 1>You can like that a fan selection. And then my

0:36:39.520 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 1>wife is here. She's gonna do a tight five minutes

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>of stand up. All right? Is that right?

0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:44.080
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:36:45.239 --> 0:37:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry I misheard? Alright, so here take five? Hi Jody? Wait,

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 1>so is this your final pick? My final pick? So

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:07.560
<v Speaker 1>should we have somebody up to read it? We'll have

0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:10.600
<v Speaker 1>another pick in addition? Oh, another pick? So ceremonial pick. Okright,

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:12.800
<v Speaker 1>that's right. This is the pick I thought Ty was

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:16.319
<v Speaker 1>going to take. This is a great one tie with

0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:19.720
<v Speaker 1>his latest traffick has selected. New Strength coach is really

0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:24.920
<v Speaker 1>paying dividends. That's solid. No, that is a very good pick.

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:26.480
<v Speaker 1>If you go.

0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:30.720
<v Speaker 2>On Google right now and just run a simple query

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:34.480
<v Speaker 2>for a new Strength coach, you will find exactly what

0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:34.959
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking.

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the articles? Maybe on tech blogs? I

0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:41.279
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you're into such things, but I don't

0:37:41.280 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 1>know if you've seen that they have these algorithms now

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:46.640
<v Speaker 1>that can take the place of humans and they can

0:37:46.680 --> 0:37:49.920
<v Speaker 1>actually programmatically write out a game summarycently.

0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:52.200
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to send a writer to go and

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:54.879
<v Speaker 2>do it. It's a it's an automated thing, and it's

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:57.840
<v Speaker 2>it's pretty good. This could be one of those articles

0:37:57.880 --> 0:38:02.799
<v Speaker 2>because every single year, whatever they were doing last year,

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:04.920
<v Speaker 2>it seems like the line came back this year.

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Waish. Yeah, they're playing more physical tie. You can just

0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 1>really see something. He found something this year, right, I

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:12.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know what it was, but the guys are really motivated.

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:15.399
<v Speaker 1>There are articles all throughout the internet right now. There's

0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:18.560
<v Speaker 1>a new guy at Georgia, new guy maybe at Notre Dame.

0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:22.759
<v Speaker 1>There's a good healthy list of coaches that are new

0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:25.319
<v Speaker 1>to their respective schools, their strength coaches, and they are

0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 1>paying dividends right absolutely. You know what I like about

0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:30.080
<v Speaker 1>this too, is they inevitably and this is sort of

0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 1>another pick, but I don't know if it's going to

0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:35.359
<v Speaker 1>be taken. They show the videos of guys working out,

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 1>and man, one video is so different than the next

0:38:39.320 --> 0:38:41.520
<v Speaker 1>of a guy just putting up a bunch of weight

0:38:41.640 --> 0:38:44.319
<v Speaker 1>on the bar and lifting as you can tell Tye

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and I lift tons, so we really know, we really

0:38:48.080 --> 0:38:51.759
<v Speaker 1>have a sense of what traps are, for instance, and

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:55.239
<v Speaker 1>what power cleaning is. That's right, So that's right. That's

0:38:55.280 --> 0:38:57.319
<v Speaker 1>a good pick, though you'll hear it'll it'll probably be

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 1>early on in the season more than anything. You know,

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:01.640
<v Speaker 1>if somebody starts playing a little bit better, the strength

0:39:01.680 --> 0:39:03.480
<v Speaker 1>coach gets a lot of the credit. But it could

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:05.560
<v Speaker 1>it could happen a lot. It could go the other

0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:06.000
<v Speaker 1>way too.

0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm hazarding a guess that it's going to go in

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:13.760
<v Speaker 2>a positive direction and that people will be excited about

0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 2>their new strength coach. But if there's a program like

0:39:16.520 --> 0:39:18.879
<v Speaker 2>Notre Dame also comes to mind, we could be talking

0:39:18.880 --> 0:39:20.879
<v Speaker 2>about mid October and everyone's hurt.

0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 1>Again. It's like, what is that strength coach doing? It

0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:28.040
<v Speaker 1>is paying dividends with the wrong kind of it. Everybody's

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:32.080
<v Speaker 1>got great traps. That's it again, I do not know

0:39:32.120 --> 0:39:35.360
<v Speaker 1>what traps are. Your final pick. Okay, this is my

0:39:35.440 --> 0:39:47.920
<v Speaker 1>final pick. I'm gonna stick with a certain theme here.

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Can we can we boo Dan one more time? Please?

0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Thank you? So this includes yeah, the pick is in

0:39:57.160 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 1>the is in that hurts with his final pick. This

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:09.239
<v Speaker 1>is actually This might be the last before the ceremonial pick.

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:11.160
<v Speaker 1>This is before the seria was making sure. This might

0:40:11.200 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 1>be the longest this gentleman lasts in an actual draft. Okay,

0:40:15.400 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 1>with his final, actual whatever pick in our whatever draft,

0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Dan Rubinstein has selected Sam Donald's draft stock and or athleticism. Absolutely,

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:31.600
<v Speaker 1>he has played other sports, thank you. He has played

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:34.799
<v Speaker 1>other sports. I'm more interested if a quarterback. I don't

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:37.320
<v Speaker 1>care that they've played basketball. Everybody plays basketball or baseball

0:40:37.360 --> 0:40:39.280
<v Speaker 1>or runs track in high school. That's sort of ubiquitous

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 1>at this point. If there was a story that said

0:40:41.840 --> 0:40:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Sam Donald loves magic of the Gathering, I'd say, fuck yes,

0:40:45.560 --> 0:40:52.319
<v Speaker 1>Sam Donald, I'm with you, manna, et cetera. But that's

0:40:52.360 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 1>not the case. And people just appreciate that his grandfather

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:58.520
<v Speaker 1>was the Marlborough Man and that he played basketball. Well,

0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:00.879
<v Speaker 1>his grandfather was a Marboro Man. His grandfather was also

0:41:00.920 --> 0:41:03.120
<v Speaker 1>named dick Hammer. It was dick Hammer, which is a

0:41:03.120 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 1>great name, which is notable. I'm gonna I'm gonna throw

0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:07.319
<v Speaker 1>up the brakes a little bit on this pick. Why

0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:10.919
<v Speaker 1>when was the last time that hype worked out well

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 1>for anything related to USC. It's not a bad point,

0:41:15.280 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 1>it's not a bad point. But like even going into

0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:22.120
<v Speaker 1>I guess the last guy was probably Matt Barkley who

0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:24.879
<v Speaker 1>received that amount of attention. He still got a lot

0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:26.840
<v Speaker 1>of Like if he had come out last year, he

0:41:26.880 --> 0:41:29.759
<v Speaker 1>might have gone and number one overall, so we would, right,

0:41:29.800 --> 0:41:32.960
<v Speaker 1>But that's conversation about draft stock, Okay. And so I

0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 1>think Sam Donald unless he starts the season out poorly,

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:38.000
<v Speaker 1>unless he has a garbage game against Texas or Stanford

0:41:38.320 --> 0:41:42.760
<v Speaker 1>they both have, they're playing both of them in September. Yeah.

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:45.200
<v Speaker 1>The danger here though, is kind of like taking a

0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:48.239
<v Speaker 1>system quarterback in the NFL draft, because we tried this

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:51.160
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago when Josh Rosen was a freshman.

0:41:51.920 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Josh Rosen's draft stock. This kid could be the next

0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Peyton Manning. May I follow up workout got last year?

0:41:58.280 --> 0:42:00.960
<v Speaker 1>What if Sam Donald is bad though, and draft stock

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:05.719
<v Speaker 1>is tumbling, that's still draft stock right Yeah? Okay, wow,

0:42:05.800 --> 0:42:09.480
<v Speaker 1>just making sure. Okay, So while I try.

0:42:09.280 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 2>To compile our picks and figure out what our actual

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:14.160
<v Speaker 2>teams are, why don't you select some want to come

0:42:14.239 --> 0:42:16.560
<v Speaker 2>up here and make a ceremonial final pick for you.

0:42:16.840 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I told this person that she would be able

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.520
<v Speaker 1>to make the choice on stage. Hopefully she still wants

0:42:22.520 --> 0:42:26.480
<v Speaker 1>to from espianation, Jess Mattana, There she is, and this

0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:30.279
<v Speaker 1>is really funny. She is the youngest Notre Dame fan

0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 1>in the world by thirty five years. Here all right, now,

0:42:38.280 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 1>hold on, I don't know, Oh this is the pick?

0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Is this on a card?

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 2>That is probably on a card? Okay, so you're gonna

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:49.479
<v Speaker 2>actually dictate what she has to pick, because I'm gonna

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:52.799
<v Speaker 2>let a Oh, I'm gonna let a fan pick mine.

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Here.

0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:58.280
<v Speaker 2>Has anybody kept track of these picks?

0:42:59.200 --> 0:42:59.319
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:06.120
<v Speaker 1>Great, we'll get to that later. We have deep deliberations

0:43:06.120 --> 0:43:09.480
<v Speaker 1>over here. Okay, Yeah, go for it.

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:18.440
<v Speaker 3>With the actual final pick in the draft. Dan has

0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:23.280
<v Speaker 3>selection video of a fan reacting poorly to a loss.

0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good one, Jess, how do you feel about that pick? Well,

0:43:31.200 --> 0:43:32.439
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell a story real quick.

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:38.200
<v Speaker 3>So last year, it was a couple days after Thanksgiving,

0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:41.960
<v Speaker 3>my father, a Notre Dame fan as well, through a

0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 3>Christmas ornament at our television during the USC Notre Dame loss,

0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:49.279
<v Speaker 3>the eighth loss of the season, like the season was

0:43:49.320 --> 0:43:52.359
<v Speaker 3>already over, but he broke our TV and I took

0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:53.960
<v Speaker 3>a picture and I was like, Dad.

0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Can I tweet this?

0:43:54.600 --> 0:43:58.920
<v Speaker 3>And he was like, of course not so I did obviously,

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 3>and so yeah, my only regard is not having a

0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 3>video of that could have gone viral.

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:07.479
<v Speaker 2>Have I ever told my story about Notre Dame's loss?

0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:09.960
<v Speaker 2>I think in two thousand and four to BYU on

0:44:10.000 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 2>our podcast is this was before like the internet in

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:17.760
<v Speaker 2>two thousand, as people know, I went to Penn State

0:44:18.440 --> 0:44:19.320
<v Speaker 2>and Penn thank.

0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:23.839
<v Speaker 1>You boo booy Okay State. It's fine, but Penn State

0:44:23.920 --> 0:44:26.920
<v Speaker 1>earlier in the day of like noon, had beaten Akron

0:44:27.040 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 1>or somebody Toledo forty eight to ten. It was a blowout.

0:44:30.400 --> 0:44:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Notre Dame that evening had a later game, like a

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:36.120
<v Speaker 2>six thirty ish game against BYU.

0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:38.759
<v Speaker 1>It was one of Brady Quinn's first games and it

0:44:38.840 --> 0:44:41.960
<v Speaker 1>was one of those maddening offensive games where it's just

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:45.799
<v Speaker 1>like it feels like everything's going in slow motion and

0:44:45.840 --> 0:44:47.920
<v Speaker 1>nothing works. It just can't get anything going. What is

0:44:48.000 --> 0:44:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Charlie Weiss or I guess it wasn't Charlie Weiss, that

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:54.480
<v Speaker 1>was Ty willing what's Ty Willingham doing? They end up

0:44:54.520 --> 0:44:57.640
<v Speaker 1>losing a close game to BYU. Yeah, I know, a shocker.

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I am in the middle of a bar rascaler for

0:45:00.719 --> 0:45:04.279
<v Speaker 2>anyone who's familiar with UH State College. And at the

0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:07.920
<v Speaker 2>time I had one of those old cheap LG flip phones.

0:45:09.200 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I stood up in the middle of the bar and

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:15.360
<v Speaker 2>did a jump throw into the concrete.

0:45:14.800 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Then I left the ground.

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:19.359
<v Speaker 2>Smashed the phone into a million pieces. It was one

0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:23.920
<v Speaker 2>of those record scratch moments where everyone looks like everyone's

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:27.080
<v Speaker 2>looking like, what's going what's going on there? Rich Gardner,

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 2>former cornerback, cornerback, excuse me four Penn State came up

0:45:31.040 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 2>to me.

0:45:31.200 --> 0:45:33.560
<v Speaker 1>It looks at me. He's like, you crazy, man, You're crazy,

0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:38.120
<v Speaker 1>You're crazy my phone? All right, round of applause for

0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:41.080
<v Speaker 1>tized phone dude, Thank you guys. A round of applause

0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:47.279
<v Speaker 1>for Jess Matana. All right, I will be taking a volunteer.

0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:50.759
<v Speaker 1>I for one, am shocked that a middle aged Notre

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Dame fan got angry. No, it's for a total stunner.

0:45:56.360 --> 0:45:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Jess's dad. All right, Uh, you want

0:45:58.960 --> 0:46:00.640
<v Speaker 1>to take voluntary you want to see I'm gonna take

0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:03.800
<v Speaker 1>a volunteer. Who who's interested? Right there, right down the middle,

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:11.920
<v Speaker 1>right down the middle, ma'am. My vision is poor Dylan.

0:46:12.239 --> 0:46:17.879
<v Speaker 1>All right, here are your options. All of these all

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 1>of these, ty don't you have to tell him the pick? No,

0:46:23.640 --> 0:46:25.840
<v Speaker 1>you're giving it over. I am I'm a man of

0:46:25.880 --> 0:46:29.480
<v Speaker 1>the people. Oh man, Tye, I am not. It's communist

0:46:29.560 --> 0:46:36.240
<v Speaker 1>rule you got going on? That's true? Got a good pick?

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah? Please with the latest pick. Tie's final pick

0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:49.680
<v Speaker 1>in this year's Fancy Things Draft, Michigan States twenty sixteen

0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:55.000
<v Speaker 1>was just in a not I like that because now

0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Tie's gonna have to defend that is Is this the

0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:03.839
<v Speaker 1>the opposite of Michigan State disrespect? Yeah, it absolutely is.

0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:07.240
<v Speaker 1>This is a polar opposite of Michigan State disrespect is belief.

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:12.480
<v Speaker 1>If you are in on this pick, you can't also

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:15.680
<v Speaker 1>root for Michigan State. Like the two things are going

0:47:15.760 --> 0:47:19.280
<v Speaker 1>to negate each other. Right. Do you think twenty sixteen

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:22.840
<v Speaker 1>was an anomaly for Michigan State because I don't, Wow, Really,

0:47:23.080 --> 0:47:26.959
<v Speaker 1>I don't. Okay, I think anomaly is probably too strong

0:47:26.960 --> 0:47:29.080
<v Speaker 1>a word. I think there will be a course correction,

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:31.920
<v Speaker 1>which means they'll make up that there's a drive for

0:47:31.960 --> 0:47:33.560
<v Speaker 1>six and they're going to make a Bowl game. But no,

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:36.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they're going to be challenging ghost S Party.

0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:39.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't think they're challenging for the

0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Rose Bowl. The problem. Yeah, No, they're definitely not like, yeah,

0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:47.719
<v Speaker 1>they're like if they make a bowl this year. This

0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:51.480
<v Speaker 1>is their second straight rebuilding year, and while last year

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:54.080
<v Speaker 1>may have been an anomaly, it fell in a weird

0:47:54.120 --> 0:47:56.120
<v Speaker 1>way where this year was always supposed to be the

0:47:56.160 --> 0:47:57.880
<v Speaker 1>rebuilding yar, they actually had a lot of seniors on

0:47:58.000 --> 0:48:01.279
<v Speaker 1>last year's right this year. This year, it's a bunch

0:48:01.320 --> 0:48:04.520
<v Speaker 1>of newcomers, new quarterback, but I mean pretty much across board.

0:48:04.520 --> 0:48:08.640
<v Speaker 1>We did a Big ten preview on Wednesday, talked about.

0:48:08.360 --> 0:48:10.799
<v Speaker 2>This very subject. I don't think it's gonna look good

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 2>for them at all this year. So thank you Dylan

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:15.920
<v Speaker 2>for making this pick. I don't even know if I

0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:16.960
<v Speaker 2>can fully get behind it.

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I know I was gonna say you, I've had myself

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:22.040
<v Speaker 1>out of Dylan's pick. And if people are going to

0:48:22.080 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 1>respond and say we're doing it being unduly harsh, unnecessarily

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:29.440
<v Speaker 1>harsh to Michigan State, especially since Dan married to Michigan Wolverine,

0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:32.759
<v Speaker 1>that's right to that. I say, Michigan is an outstanding

0:48:32.800 --> 0:48:36.719
<v Speaker 1>school that prepares young people for life outside of the university,

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:40.439
<v Speaker 1>and they are the leaders of the West Is that true.

0:48:40.520 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Is that how it goes? Yeah? Yeah, that's fine? All right?

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to review our squads? I'm gonna try. Okay.

0:48:50.239 --> 0:48:54.800
<v Speaker 1>I have Chip Kelly h coaching rumors, Yes, softer Brian Kelly,

0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:57.520
<v Speaker 1>which I think is my favorite pick. Ever, I get

0:48:57.560 --> 0:49:02.880
<v Speaker 1>to follow that all year, which freaking sucks. Mike Gundy's mullet,

0:49:02.960 --> 0:49:05.279
<v Speaker 1>which will be shaved by week two. Knowing my luck,

0:49:06.000 --> 0:49:11.239
<v Speaker 1>people will still talk about the mullet. That was maybe, Yeah,

0:49:11.280 --> 0:49:11.640
<v Speaker 1>I think so.

0:49:12.600 --> 0:49:15.600
<v Speaker 2>PJ Flex High Energy Row the boat men. Can you

0:49:15.600 --> 0:49:17.200
<v Speaker 2>give me the Jesse Palmer version of that?

0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Please? PJ Flex High Energy Row the boat mentality. Thank you,

0:49:23.800 --> 0:49:27.920
<v Speaker 1>that was very good, Thank you. I've also got what

0:49:28.160 --> 0:49:31.040
<v Speaker 1>was my pick here? You gotta love it. I have

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:33.759
<v Speaker 1>too many options on this, oh new strength coach really

0:49:33.800 --> 0:49:38.000
<v Speaker 1>paying dividends, Tom Are and all the tear jerkers, Gus

0:49:38.120 --> 0:49:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Johnson freakouts, and I'm sure I'm missing one. But now

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Michigan State twenty sixteen. Okay, anomaly all right? Uh you

0:49:46.239 --> 0:49:50.520
<v Speaker 1>have I have Rosen, I have Donald's Brett Bielaman fatherhood

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:55.000
<v Speaker 1>love that pick. You have Lane Kiffin Lane Kiffin controversy.

0:49:55.040 --> 0:49:58.760
<v Speaker 1>You have the school commercial with the lab and oh yeah,

0:49:58.880 --> 0:50:02.840
<v Speaker 1>which could be could be a sleeper pick monsoon games

0:50:05.440 --> 0:50:06.759
<v Speaker 1>and we'll have to go back and look to see.

0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:08.879
<v Speaker 1>You know. I also have the video of fans taking

0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:11.320
<v Speaker 1>a lost poorly video. I should also mentioned if people

0:50:11.360 --> 0:50:14.960
<v Speaker 1>remember last year was an NFL so wouldn't count for me,

0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 1>but a little girl reacted very poorly to the Falcons

0:50:18.640 --> 0:50:20.920
<v Speaker 1>losing to the Seahawks and was screaming, I hate it.

0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Richard Chairman, if you remember that video, I'm now related

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:30.000
<v Speaker 1>to that little girl. She is my wife's little cousin.

0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:32.920
<v Speaker 1>So shout out to Courtney Klein and Zach Klein that

0:50:32.960 --> 0:50:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually related to her, and she's great and over it.

0:50:37.840 --> 0:50:39.000
<v Speaker 1>She has gotten over it.

0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 2>So I think that pretty much. I think that pretty

0:50:43.600 --> 0:50:45.200
<v Speaker 2>much does it. It does it for the fin for

0:50:45.400 --> 0:50:47.480
<v Speaker 2>actual roster, yes.

0:50:47.640 --> 0:50:53.399
<v Speaker 1>Of of teams, players, coaches, storylines. What have you our plan?

0:50:53.520 --> 0:50:56.440
<v Speaker 1>I think moving forward? Well, Rundo of applause for our

0:50:56.480 --> 0:51:00.000
<v Speaker 1>new applause, absolutely, thank you. We did a lot of scouts.

0:51:03.560 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 1>There are myriad ways that people can keep track of

0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:09.120
<v Speaker 1>how these picks are doing. There's a reddit.

0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:11.320
<v Speaker 2>There's a subreddit right now which has been really active.

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:13.600
<v Speaker 2>If anyone here is active on that. Thank you so

0:51:13.719 --> 0:51:16.839
<v Speaker 2>much for following our nonsense as closely as you.

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Do, and for not harassing women. Shout out to that

0:51:20.480 --> 0:51:25.439
<v Speaker 1>that's right if you're on Reddit and not harassing women. Whim.

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:29.839
<v Speaker 2>We will have the sv fantasy hashtag going all year round.

0:51:29.920 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Last year we did, and people would tweet in if

0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 2>they saw something. We obviously can't keep tabs on everything

0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:38.480
<v Speaker 2>going on all the time. We have no idea how

0:51:38.520 --> 0:51:41.319
<v Speaker 2>we'll keep score, but that gives you all the more

0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:43.799
<v Speaker 2>reason to tune into the podcast as we figured this

0:51:43.840 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 2>out with each passing week.

0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Let us know your thoughts. We're at solid verbal at

0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:52.120
<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. We're on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, just rolling

0:51:52.200 --> 0:51:55.480
<v Speaker 1>right in. Say a fan cred? Is that still there?

0:51:55.840 --> 0:52:00.120
<v Speaker 1>I think fan credit is dead efficiently. So thank you

0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:01.040
<v Speaker 1>to everyone.

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Here in New York for stopping by for watching this madness.

0:52:06.680 --> 0:52:08.960
<v Speaker 2>A big thank you to our friend Taylor, our producer

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:14.600
<v Speaker 2>in the back, who's our resident Maryland fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Please express your condolences on your way out.