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Speaker 1: from Los Angeles, California, Dan Rubinstein, Let's it's the ducktail song.

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Speaker 1: Let's all hit the woo hoo really hard before Tie

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Speaker 1: to do that, Ty, How you doing it? I'm good? Wow,

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Speaker 2: All right, So, in case you did not hear our intro,

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Speaker 2: my name is ty Hilda Brandt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my name is Dan Rubinstein, and we are the

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Speaker 1: solid Verbal and we are we have a plan for tonight.

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Speaker 2: We have a plan. Hello New York. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: Regularly, Hey, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, by standing room only, Ty, by a show of hands,

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Speaker 2: how many people were dragged here against their will?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What Ryanny? Our wives are I like that?

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Speaker 2: So our goal here this evening is to try and

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Speaker 2: And as Dan mentioned, we do have a plan. This

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Speaker 2: is one of our favorite shows that we do every year.

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Speaker 2: We decided it would be fun to actually try and

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So we're doing our fantasy things drafts, and our

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Speaker 2: So if you've ever done a fantasy football draft, you

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Speaker 1: We don't do that.

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Speaker 2: So what we've done over here, I don't know if

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Speaker 2: With the second overall pick. In the twenty seventeen Solid

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Josh Rosen is outspoken. Does Josh Rosen love football? Who?

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm all about Josh Rosen and his hot takes.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows, and I'm down with that. Didn't you more

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Speaker 1: I feel great about it. I feel wonderful about it.

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Speaker 2: Quote in the back closet of his sprawling coaches office

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Speaker 1: Who is a coach that you feel positive is more

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Speaker 2: But so they're talking about yoga now, they're talking about

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Speaker 2: Brian Kelly will probably go by the wayside. But I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm picturing the episode of The Simpsons where Flanders

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Speaker 1: all the anger. Not that somebody is spanking Brian Kelly.

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Speaker 1: It's a mixed metaphor somebody might be spanking Brian. I

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Speaker 1: are we talking about? Juicy juice? Juice? All right? Am

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Speaker 1: I am? I up again? You've said that in such

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Speaker 1: a strange way. My up again, You are up again?

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Speaker 1: And I will use this opportunity. There's a microphone in

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Speaker 1: front here. After we're done with the draft, we'll do

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Speaker 1: anybody that starts their question with Hey, so my friend

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Speaker 1: that's priority. All right. The pick is in. See I'm

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Speaker 1: hair before anybody else, So fair it is. It's a

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Speaker 2: We've been doing the show since went in two thousand

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Speaker 2: or too early. I love all Man, love TCU, TC

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Speaker 2: you will probably be outstanding this year. I'm always a

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Speaker 2: year early. So when we first did the Fantasy Things draft,

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Speaker 2: out of nowhere, I selected Mike Gundy's extraordinary hairline.

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Speaker 1: That's what we called it, right, No one had any

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Speaker 1: he's got he's got a strong, very strong line. But

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Speaker 1: a game, like did you think Brent Musburger was gonna

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Speaker 2: I just thought it was funny, all right. So we

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Speaker 2: had an intro score recorded talking Mike Gundhy's hairlines, saying, quote,

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Speaker 2: it's strong, it's kind, it's as reliable as the tides

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Speaker 2: in an ever changing world. Mike Gundy's hairline stands tall

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Speaker 2: against genetic disposition and never seeds control of Oklahoma State football.

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Speaker 2: That was what we said back true, But no one

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Speaker 1: May I ask you a follow up question, because you

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Speaker 1: now you have a party in the back. That's right,

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Speaker 1: that's right. If you were hanging out with Mike Gundhy

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Speaker 1: the grapevine that you really really like my hair and

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Speaker 1: not just the mullet. Yeah, would you like to run

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Speaker 1: your hands through my hair? I think I think that's

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Speaker 1: think you almost have to. Would you go front to

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Speaker 1: save the best for last. Anyway, Yeah, I picked this

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Speaker 2: It had no relevance, no connection to anything going on

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Speaker 1: Everyone made fun of me.

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Speaker 2: And then last year he grows a freaking mullet, and

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Speaker 2: this year it's it's it's unkempt. It's even more unkempt

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Speaker 2: than it was a year ago. And so I figure,

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Speaker 2: what a better opportunity than now to get back in.

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Speaker 2: He'll probably shave it week one, knowing my luck, but

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Speaker 2: why not jump in again on the Mike Mike Gundy

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Speaker 1: The Mike Gundy hair train just made that up. I

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Speaker 1: don't like saying that out all right, I don't, mister Rubinstein,

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Speaker 1: you are on the clock with his third pick. Did

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Speaker 1: they bring the food out, by the way, is that good?

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Speaker 1: Did the people get wings and giving thumbs up? Okay?

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Speaker 2: With his third pick in the twenty seventeen Cliburble fantas

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Speaker 2: this pick, Dan Rubinstein selects Lane Kiffin.

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Speaker 1: Controversy so easy. He's in Florida. Are we to believe

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Speaker 1: that this is a gentleman? He's single. I've never been

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Speaker 1: single in Florida, tie, but I've heard some stories. So

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Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin's coaching again. The good dudes are getting fired.

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Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin's in Florida.

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Speaker 2: Kiffen is at Florida Atlantic. Suffice to say the most

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Speaker 1: Sure, and he's single, is ready to mingle with recruits,

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Speaker 1: I don't want a past judgment.

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Speaker 2: The thing about Lane Kiffin that we know is that

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Speaker 2: a splash, and I'm done with the euphabisms, just saying broadly,

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Speaker 2: this is a guy alpfa beer. This is a guy

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Speaker 2: And I would assume get a bigger job at some

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Speaker 2: point than Fau. But I would think that the controversy quotion,

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Speaker 2: if such thing exists, is pretty high with him.

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Speaker 1: I think the urge for Lane Kiffen is strong to

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Speaker 1: be Lane Kiffen. I think it resides in him with

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Speaker 1: a burning passion and the fact that he is in Florida,

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Speaker 1: he's sort of off the beaten path Power five college

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen the stories, but we're

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Speaker 1: not just talking about Lane Kiffen with some sort of

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Speaker 1: uh oh he has a girlfriend. It's Lane Kiffen was

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Speaker 1: arrested for insurance fraud. Lane Kiffen issued a statement in

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Speaker 1: which he said, I was not aware that you couldn't

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Speaker 1: import exotic animals to a college football is total You're right,

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Speaker 1: So I just the potential is so vast for this

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Speaker 1: a nervous wreck. Lane Kiffin's Burmese python. Yeah. Absolutely, okay,

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Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin. I did not realize you could not burn

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Speaker 1: antiquities on public land. It's all there, all right, all

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Speaker 1: those antiquities in Florida. You're on the clock again. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. This is a critical selection. Here we go later,

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Speaker 1: al right, I can't complain the pick is in here?

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Speaker 1: Did estein fourth overall selection twenty seventeen Solirable Fantasy Things Draft,

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Speaker 1: Monsoon games and monsoon? Yeah? Do you know why I

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Speaker 1: did this time? You did this to stick it to me?

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Speaker 1: Climate change? Tie, It's real. I've been told what is

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Speaker 1: a monsoon game? So monsoon game is a game? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Did you watch the Notre Dame Menci State game.

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Speaker 1: Did you let's go right? Thank you, williams uh So.

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Speaker 1: I'll go through it play by play with you if

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Speaker 1: you like. Where and Kelly decided to call thirty eight

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Speaker 1: pass plays or something. It wasn't even Nancy State. It

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Speaker 1: was I believe the year well two years ago. Yes,

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Speaker 1: two remnants of a hurricane game. Yeah it was so

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Speaker 1: that was hurricane game monsoon. I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: difference is. I'm not very bright, but it's gonna happen

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Speaker 1: a few times. We had a cancelation this past year

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Speaker 1: and a rescheduling with LSU Florida that was hurricane. But

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Speaker 1: I feel like, as a non scientist that monsoons are

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Speaker 1: part of hurricanes, so it all counts under the same

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Speaker 1: umbrella and write it down, come back to it. But

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Speaker 1: I feel I feel pretty confident that the mid Atlantic

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Speaker 1: Late September, October November, we really should have done what

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Speaker 1: I should have done Pacific Northwest, well, what I should

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Speaker 1: have done is look to see what games Notre Dame

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Speaker 1: has and when on the East coast. You could have

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Speaker 1: gotten potential bonus points here by predicting the dates. Really,

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Speaker 1: I do not know that was a part of this game.

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Speaker 1: It could be we're making this up.

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Speaker 2: You know what the points system is, Yeah, so you know,

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Speaker 2: theoretically we could figure this out.

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Speaker 1: So who is my team? So far? I'm drunk? Your team?

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Speaker 1: Your team? So far?

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Speaker 2: You've got Josh Rosen's hot takes, Ye Lane Kiffen, controversy, monsoon.

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Speaker 1: Games, and there is one other one that I'm forgetting.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not feeling it so far, really not feeling it. Okay, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I have the coaching penalties and the coaching penalties. That's right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we should be You're on the clock right now, right,

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Speaker 1: I am on the clock, and I'm going to get

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Speaker 1: another one of myself. How do you feel about your squad?

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Speaker 1: Chip Kelly, Brian Kelly, Mike Gundy. This is a coach

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Speaker 1: heavy lineup, yes, so far, but I'm feeling pretty good

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Speaker 1: about it. I am going to go to the media

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Speaker 1: for my next selection, Taylor, the pick is in. I

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Speaker 1: think this pick is bullshit. I'm on the record with

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Speaker 1: the whatever overall pick. Ty hilden Brand has selected Tom

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Speaker 1: Rinaldi tear Jerkers, which Tie is celebrating. Tie is celebrating illness.

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Speaker 1: I'm not celebrating illness. I mean, you made it official,

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Speaker 1: you wrote it down. We're trying to win a game. Dog. No. See,

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Speaker 1: I respect this because you're ruthless. That's right, you are

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Speaker 1: trying to win. It's a quality in me that you

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Speaker 1: just can't see. It doesn't hit the eye.

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Speaker 2: Anybody watch college game Day, Yes, a very low viewership

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Speaker 2: in the room here, Tom tom Rinaldi tear jerkers to

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Speaker 2: me is as staple a college football product as you're

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Speaker 2: going to find. Sure about forty percent of the weeks

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Speaker 2: during college game Day, tom Rinaldi trots out some sort

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Speaker 2: of tear jerker that makes you realize that for the

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Speaker 2: next twelve hours, whatever you'll be doing to your mind

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Speaker 2: and body is really not worth it.

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Speaker 1: See. I don't know if this is in the spirit

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Speaker 1: of the draft, because this is like drafting seventeen yard passes, Like, yes,

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Speaker 1: they're going to happen, but you just you went with

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Speaker 1: the children. Wow, I didn't say the children. People think

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Speaker 1: I'm a bad person on the show. They're trying to

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Speaker 1: win a game, man. Okay, wow, okay.

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Speaker 2: We could message Tom Rinaldi and see how he feels

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Speaker 2: about it, and if he's not, if maybe if he's

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Speaker 2: not for it, compensatory selection, because we have eighty five

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Speaker 2: things over here, there will be several that go undrafted.

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Speaker 1: Right, I'm just picturing you on your couch on a

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Speaker 1: Saturday morning and Tom Rinaldi doing a piece where he's

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Speaker 1: he's like, this marine did nine tours of duty, lost

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Speaker 1: seventy three limbs, and has lived to watch Texas Tech football.

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Speaker 1: And I'm pumping my antis, like, yes, that's what I'm

429
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: talking about. All right, I love how evil this is.

430
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: He makes a good point. All right, are you are

431
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: we saying about I'm o' clock again? Okay, it's got

432
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: so dark. Pick us in. Oh, this is a great pick.

433
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 1: This really is shit. With a far more exciting pick,

434
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: Ty Hildenbrant has selected bring PJ. Fleck bringing his high

435
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: energy row the Boat mentality to Minnesota. Thank you, thank you.

436
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: Joke's on you. You have to watch Minnesota football now.

437
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: So this is a thing.

438
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,719
Speaker 2: This is the thing, this whole mentality, this whole row

439
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 2: the Boat thing. It's very much going to be something

440
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 2: that you simply cannot avoid this coming college football season.

441
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: He and his agent have apparently scored the rights to

442
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: use the official row of the.

443
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 1: Boat mantra that he had up at Western Michigan.

444
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: I would presume that they're going to try and use

445
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,959
Speaker 2: it as much as humanly possible at Minnesota. I do

446
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 2: have a concern though, about getting in bed.

447
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: With this pick. Okay, I'm serious. What is what is

448
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: your concerning Fleck? Many concerns. Yeah, I was gonna say, PJ.

449
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: Fleck is a guy with a stick. He's got that stick,

450
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: the high motor. It's worked well at Western Michigan. I'm

451
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: sure it's going to work well at Minnesota.

452
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 2: What I worry about is how other coaches, mainly Jim Harbaugh,

453
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 2: are going to react to a guy with a better

454
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 2: shticky because Jim Harbaugh reminds me of the kind of guy.

455
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 2: And I said this in our live show, Jim Harball

456
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 2: is what happens when you try to teach human emotion

457
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 2: to a computer. Okay, it doesn't fully pass the Turing test,

458
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 2: it doesn't fully understand the cues, but for the most part,

459
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 2: it's you just don't know what it's going to do next.

460
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: It's a bit unpredictable, and I'm worried that if Harbaugh

461
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 2: steps up his game anymore. The kinds of things we're

462
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 2: talking about in the podcast are going to be so

463
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 2: weird that we're just like, we're done.

464
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: So what is what is the brand? So obviously PJ.

465
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: Fleck has the row the Boat, high energy guy, and

466
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: he's running down the sidelines whatever. Sure, competition wise, he

467
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: doesn't have a lot in the Big ten in terms

468
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: of big excitement. I couldn't have the mister Softy sound

469
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: cued up, but this is a mister Softie schedule. So

470
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: the harbab like outward brand is I'm crazy and I

471
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: like milk, like right, all right, that's one strategy. Kirk

472
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: Farens is like, I'm a little bit boring and they

473
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: pay me a lot of money. Pat Fitzgerald is so

474
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: of like, guys, I'm underrated, and if you didn't know,

475
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 1: I played for Northwestern, I don't know any of those guys,

476
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 1: right right, I'm never gonna leave Evanston, Illinois. Beyond that,

477
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: Mike Riley is, hey, everybody, I'm nice. I'm nice. So

478
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: you know what, it's a good time to be PJ.

479
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: Flak bringing that row the Boat energetic mentality to Minneapolis.

480
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: Why not? We will see what happens. But I'm hitching

481
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: my wagon to the boat. Okay, my pick is in.

482
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying with the esoteric stuff, this is a volume

483
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,959
Speaker 1: play time, This is a volume play. This feels so

484
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: good about this one.

485
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,959
Speaker 2: This is one that Dan added pretty much when we

486
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: walked in here to get set up today.

487
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: So this is very much off the cuffy. He is

488
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: going with school commercials that feature a lab and or

489
00:28:53,120 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: dance music. So the people have smoken to clarify. It's

490
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: a commercial for a college that has to both feature

491
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: scenes of laboratory work and either the dance school or

492
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: the music school. Right, it's gonna hit every single game time.

493
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm blowing you out. How to so so how? Yeah,

494
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,959
Speaker 1: the lab, there has to be a microscope, there has

495
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: to be collab. There's always this. They always have the

496
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: white lab code, and it's just like, are we yes,

497
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: we're looking pie squared.

498
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: If you're gonna give me crap for Tom Rinaldi and

499
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: the tear Jerkers, yeah, okay, if you're gonna go children

500
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: being educated, if you're going volume play, yeah, with the

501
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: generic school commercial, I.

502
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: Don't see how that's much different. It might be more

503
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: of a moral question. These are These are people learning

504
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: to dance, These are people learning to play the cello.

505
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: This is this is a positive thing, does the c C.

506
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: It just means more commercial count in this category. If

507
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: they film a commercial with her in a laboratory, it

508
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: has to be that very specific model in a laboratory

509
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: in the little Petriot issue. Yeah, and you know on

510
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: stage dancing or playing. Then, yes, did you take any

511
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: science classes or dance classes or music classes when you

512
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: were in college? Numerous dance classes, of course. Did you

513
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: study with a bunch of people on the quad? No? Never.

514
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: This the commercial is great because it's so antithetical to

515
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: basically college experience. Yeah, it's they're not real and that's

516
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: what makes them beautiful. Oh am, I am I still

517
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: on the clock here again, down here as Okay, I'm

518
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: just going for picks that I like. They might not

519
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: win me the draft. I'm going let's go with this

520
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:10,479
Speaker 1: one right here with his next Yeah, I'm running out

521
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: of that's fine numbers here. Dan Rubinstein, twenty seventeen Colleor

522
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: Football Fantasy Things Draft selects Brett Beilama and fatherhood. Yeah,

523
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: Brett Bilama has a baby. Congratulations, Brett Bielima it's changed him.

524
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: It has made him more appreciative of life. It's changed

525
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: his perspective. Discounts across all media. So during TV broadcasts,

526
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: I have a pull quote here, Yeah, to underscore this

527
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: is great, this is fantastic. Yeah, this is the most

528
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: SEC thing ever. He welcomed a baby. Briella is her name.

529
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: Very cute photo that he posted back in July. Do

530
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: you feel about that name? We're not going to critique

531
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: the name, Okay, yeah, I mean, just generally speaking, Briella.

532
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna critique the kid's name. She's barely out

533
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: of the womb.

534
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: It sounds like the name of a villain in a

535
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: script that Disney rejected Briella. I'm not going there, Okay

536
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: I did. He posted a picture online, got a bunch

537
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: of response. Mm hmm. Seccountry dot com a great SEC website. Yeah. Quote,

538
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: it changes your perspective, Bilama said, I always knew it would.

539
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: The very next freaking paragraph, I kid you not. Yeah.

540
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: It will be interesting to see how Bilama carries that

541
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: perspective into the coming football season without any anticipation, right

542
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 2: from the birth of his first child, Yeah, onward into

543
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 2: the SEC See how it translates.

544
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: We should point out we hope the baby has a happy,

545
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: healthy life. We hope the Bilama family enjoys growing. That's

546
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: what Brett Bielhma does. He grows, but it does. It

547
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: did feel a little bit like Brett Bielima was the

548
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: first coach to have a child. And I like that

549
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: the sec country that's who you said it was, Yeah, yeah,

550
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: I like that they are all in, especially because Jen

551
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: Bielama has the greatest hashtag quote or hashtag tweet of

552
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: all time. Right, so I'm looking forward to seeing how

553
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: this is pressed. Do you think though? That? Did you?

554
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: So you interpreted it as he's the only coach ever

555
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: to have a child. My interpretation, it seemed like he

556
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: got more attention for having a child, like people were

557
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: almost surprised. Well that's when he was fertile or something. Yeah,

558
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: is that the word I'm looking for. My interpretation was

559
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: they were genuinely surprised at oh, like wait, this kick

560
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: this guy can reproduce. Say, okay, my up, I think

561
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: you're up. How many picks do we have each? This

562
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: is getting ridiculous. I believe we're up to seven picks each? Okay,

563
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: six or seven? A couple more. I do need to

564
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: go back through this and actually take notes, which we

565
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: can do at some point. And I love that I

566
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: got the school commercial tie value pick. All right, I'm

567
00:33:53,160 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: going back here. Does a pick in my picks are weird? Ooh?

568
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: I know, I think I know where you're going. Okay,

569
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: With the next pick, Ty has selected Gus Johnson. Freakouts,

570
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: thank you, that's my Could you play that again? Flip?

571
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 2: That was back in the day when Gus Johnson was

572
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: just calling college basketball games during the NCAA tournament during

573
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 2: the regular season. He had a long, storied career of

574
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: doing that for CBS, and then there were some rumors

575
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 2: about what happened with Gus Johnson.

576
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: Maybe Jim Nance pushed him out, who knows, but he

577
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: finds his way over to Fox.

578
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 2: For a while, they had this little experiment where Johnson

579
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 2: Gus Johnson's gonna call.

580
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: Soccer, Okay, I thought you're gonna say. For a while,

581
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: Fox had an experiment where they employed writers, right, no, no, no.

582
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, let's not get let's not get crazy.

583
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: Let's not get crazy, okay, which was crazy.

584
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 2: They tried this experiment with the soccer We love you

585
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 2: man now sorry. It didn't work out, and now we're at.

586
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: This really cool space where he's calling college athletics again.

587
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: But it's not basketball, it's football. Did anybody watch the

588
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: Big Ten championship game? Hey, there we go, pennstanay lyons here.

589
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 2: This to me is about a sure thing as you're

590
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: going to find. And what's great about it is you

591
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: never know when it's going to happen. He is never

592
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: short on a motion when he's calling any kind of

593
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 2: sporting event, and it always is just fun. It's fun

594
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 2: to watch Gus Johnson when he's calling a game. And

595
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 2: we've had a thing on our show for a while

596
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 2: now where every.

597
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: Now and again we're like, could this be a Gus game?

598
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: Could be a Gus game where he just totally loses,

599
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: scored and starts yelling for no pairent reason. So I'm

600
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: excited to have this. I'm heavy on coaches, I'm heavy

601
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: on media. You are, but my team is demonstrably better

602
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: than yours. Absolutely not good. Hell now I have Brett

603
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: Beelama reproducing, So it's all gravy. I mean, it is

604
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: literally all gravy. Again. I don't know what that means,

605
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: but it sounded right in my head. Okay, so so

606
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: my pick is is my final pick? I believe I'm

607
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: up again? You're up again? And then maybe your final pick? Yes, okay?

608
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: And then what we can do because we have a

609
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: full room here, Yeah, we're gonna invite someone up for

610
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: you and someone up for me to make our final pick.

611
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: You can like that a fan selection. And then my

612
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: wife is here. She's gonna do a tight five minutes

613
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: of stand up. All right? Is that right?

614
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 3: No?

615
00:36:45,239 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry I misheard? Alright, so here take five? Hi Jody? Wait,

616
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: so is this your final pick? My final pick? So

617
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: should we have somebody up to read it? We'll have

618
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: another pick in addition? Oh, another pick? So ceremonial pick. Okright,

619
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: that's right. This is the pick I thought Ty was

620
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: going to take. This is a great one tie with

621
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 1: his latest traffick has selected. New Strength coach is really

622
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: paying dividends. That's solid. No, that is a very good pick.

623
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: If you go.

624
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,720
Speaker 2: On Google right now and just run a simple query

625
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 2: for a new Strength coach, you will find exactly what

626
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:34,959
Speaker 2: I'm talking.

627
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: Have you seen the articles? Maybe on tech blogs? I

628
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: don't know if you're into such things, but I don't

629
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: know if you've seen that they have these algorithms now

630
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: that can take the place of humans and they can

631
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: actually programmatically write out a game summarycently.

632
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: You don't have to send a writer to go and

633
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 2: do it. It's a it's an automated thing, and it's

634
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 2: it's pretty good. This could be one of those articles

635
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 2: because every single year, whatever they were doing last year,

636
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 2: it seems like the line came back this year.

637
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: Waish. Yeah, they're playing more physical tie. You can just

638
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: really see something. He found something this year, right, I

639
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but the guys are really motivated.

640
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 1: There are articles all throughout the internet right now. There's

641
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: a new guy at Georgia, new guy maybe at Notre Dame.

642
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: There's a good healthy list of coaches that are new

643
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: to their respective schools, their strength coaches, and they are

644
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: paying dividends right absolutely. You know what I like about

645
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: this too, is they inevitably and this is sort of

646
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: another pick, but I don't know if it's going to

647
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: be taken. They show the videos of guys working out,

648
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: and man, one video is so different than the next

649
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: of a guy just putting up a bunch of weight

650
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: on the bar and lifting as you can tell Tye

651
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: and I lift tons, so we really know, we really

652
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: have a sense of what traps are, for instance, and

653
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: what power cleaning is. That's right, So that's right. That's

654
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: a good pick, though you'll hear it'll it'll probably be

655
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: early on in the season more than anything. You know,

656
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: if somebody starts playing a little bit better, the strength

657
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: coach gets a lot of the credit. But it could

658
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: it could happen a lot. It could go the other

659
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: way too.

660
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 2: I'm hazarding a guess that it's going to go in

661
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 2: a positive direction and that people will be excited about

662
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 2: their new strength coach. But if there's a program like

663
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 2: Notre Dame also comes to mind, we could be talking

664
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 2: about mid October and everyone's hurt.

665
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: Again. It's like, what is that strength coach doing? It

666
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: is paying dividends with the wrong kind of it. Everybody's

667
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: got great traps. That's it again, I do not know

668
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: what traps are. Your final pick. Okay, this is my

669
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: final pick. I'm gonna stick with a certain theme here.

670
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: Can we can we boo Dan one more time? Please?

671
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: Thank you? So this includes yeah, the pick is in

672
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: the is in that hurts with his final pick. This

673
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: is actually This might be the last before the ceremonial pick.

674
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: This is before the seria was making sure. This might

675
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: be the longest this gentleman lasts in an actual draft. Okay,

676
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: with his final, actual whatever pick in our whatever draft,

677
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: Dan Rubinstein has selected Sam Donald's draft stock and or athleticism. Absolutely,

678
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: he has played other sports, thank you. He has played

679
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: other sports. I'm more interested if a quarterback. I don't

680
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 1: care that they've played basketball. Everybody plays basketball or baseball

681
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 1: or runs track in high school. That's sort of ubiquitous

682
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: at this point. If there was a story that said

683
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: Sam Donald loves magic of the Gathering, I'd say, fuck yes,

684
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: Sam Donald, I'm with you, manna, et cetera. But that's

685
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: not the case. And people just appreciate that his grandfather

686
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: was the Marlborough Man and that he played basketball. Well,

687
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: his grandfather was a Marboro Man. His grandfather was also

688
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: named dick Hammer. It was dick Hammer, which is a

689
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: great name, which is notable. I'm gonna I'm gonna throw

690
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: up the brakes a little bit on this pick. Why

691
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 1: when was the last time that hype worked out well

692
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: for anything related to USC. It's not a bad point,

693
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: it's not a bad point. But like even going into

694
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: I guess the last guy was probably Matt Barkley who

695
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,879
Speaker 1: received that amount of attention. He still got a lot

696
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 1: of Like if he had come out last year, he

697
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: might have gone and number one overall, so we would, right,

698
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: But that's conversation about draft stock, Okay. And so I

699
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: think Sam Donald unless he starts the season out poorly,

700
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: unless he has a garbage game against Texas or Stanford

701
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,760
Speaker 1: they both have, they're playing both of them in September. Yeah.

702
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: The danger here though, is kind of like taking a

703
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: system quarterback in the NFL draft, because we tried this

704
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago when Josh Rosen was a freshman.

705
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: Josh Rosen's draft stock. This kid could be the next

706
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: Peyton Manning. May I follow up workout got last year?

707
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: What if Sam Donald is bad though, and draft stock

708
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: is tumbling, that's still draft stock right Yeah? Okay, wow,

709
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: just making sure. Okay, So while I try.

710
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: To compile our picks and figure out what our actual

711
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: teams are, why don't you select some want to come

712
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 2: up here and make a ceremonial final pick for you.

713
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: Yes, I told this person that she would be able

714
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: to make the choice on stage. Hopefully she still wants

715
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: to from espianation, Jess Mattana, There she is, and this

716
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: is really funny. She is the youngest Notre Dame fan

717
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: in the world by thirty five years. Here all right, now,

718
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: hold on, I don't know, Oh this is the pick?

719
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: Is this on a card?

720
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 2: That is probably on a card? Okay, so you're gonna

721
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,479
Speaker 2: actually dictate what she has to pick, because I'm gonna

722
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 2: let a Oh, I'm gonna let a fan pick mine.

723
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: Here.

724
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 2: Has anybody kept track of these picks?

725
00:42:59,200 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 3: No?

726
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: Great, we'll get to that later. We have deep deliberations

727
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: over here. Okay, Yeah, go for it.

728
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 3: With the actual final pick in the draft. Dan has

729
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 3: selection video of a fan reacting poorly to a loss.

730
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, good one, Jess, how do you feel about that pick? Well,

731
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 1: I'll tell a story real quick.

732
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 3: So last year, it was a couple days after Thanksgiving,

733
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 3: my father, a Notre Dame fan as well, through a

734
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 3: Christmas ornament at our television during the USC Notre Dame loss,

735
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 3: the eighth loss of the season, like the season was

736
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 3: already over, but he broke our TV and I took

737
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 3: a picture and I was like, Dad.

738
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: Can I tweet this?

739
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 3: And he was like, of course not so I did obviously,

740
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 3: and so yeah, my only regard is not having a

741
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 3: video of that could have gone viral.

742
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,479
Speaker 2: Have I ever told my story about Notre Dame's loss?

743
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: I think in two thousand and four to BYU on

744
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 2: our podcast is this was before like the internet in

745
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 2: two thousand, as people know, I went to Penn State

746
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 2: and Penn thank.

747
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: You boo booy Okay State. It's fine, but Penn State

748
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: earlier in the day of like noon, had beaten Akron

749
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: or somebody Toledo forty eight to ten. It was a blowout.

750
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 2: Notre Dame that evening had a later game, like a

751
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: six thirty ish game against BYU.

752
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: It was one of Brady Quinn's first games and it

753
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: was one of those maddening offensive games where it's just

754
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: like it feels like everything's going in slow motion and

755
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: nothing works. It just can't get anything going. What is

756
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: Charlie Weiss or I guess it wasn't Charlie Weiss, that

757
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: was Ty willing what's Ty Willingham doing? They end up

758
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: losing a close game to BYU. Yeah, I know, a shocker.

759
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 2: I am in the middle of a bar rascaler for

760
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 2: anyone who's familiar with UH State College. And at the

761
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 2: time I had one of those old cheap LG flip phones.

762
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 2: I stood up in the middle of the bar and

763
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 2: did a jump throw into the concrete.

764
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: Then I left the ground.

765
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 2: Smashed the phone into a million pieces. It was one

766
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 2: of those record scratch moments where everyone looks like everyone's

767
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 2: looking like, what's going what's going on there? Rich Gardner,

768
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 2: former cornerback, cornerback, excuse me four Penn State came up

769
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: to me.

770
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: It looks at me. He's like, you crazy, man, You're crazy,

771
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: You're crazy my phone? All right, round of applause for

772
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: tized phone dude, Thank you guys. A round of applause

773
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: for Jess Matana. All right, I will be taking a volunteer.

774
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: I for one, am shocked that a middle aged Notre

775
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:56,280
Speaker 1: Dame fan got angry. No, it's for a total stunner.

776
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: Shout out to Jess's dad. All right, Uh, you want

777
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: to take voluntary you want to see I'm gonna take

778
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 1: a volunteer. Who who's interested? Right there, right down the middle,

779
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: right down the middle, ma'am. My vision is poor Dylan.

780
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 1: All right, here are your options. All of these all

781
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: of these, ty don't you have to tell him the pick? No,

782
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: you're giving it over. I am I'm a man of

783
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: the people. Oh man, Tye, I am not. It's communist

784
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 1: rule you got going on? That's true? Got a good pick?

785
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Please with the latest pick. Tie's final pick

786
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: in this year's Fancy Things Draft, Michigan States twenty sixteen

787
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: was just in a not I like that because now

788
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: Tie's gonna have to defend that is Is this the

789
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: the opposite of Michigan State disrespect? Yeah, it absolutely is.

790
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 1: This is a polar opposite of Michigan State disrespect is belief.

791
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: If you are in on this pick, you can't also

792
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: root for Michigan State. Like the two things are going

793
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 1: to negate each other. Right. Do you think twenty sixteen

794
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: was an anomaly for Michigan State because I don't, Wow, Really,

795
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,959
Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, I think anomaly is probably too strong

796
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: a word. I think there will be a course correction,

797
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: which means they'll make up that there's a drive for

798
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: six and they're going to make a Bowl game. But no,

799
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to be challenging ghost S Party.

800
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think they're challenging for the

801
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: Rose Bowl. The problem. Yeah, No, they're definitely not like, yeah,

802
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: they're like if they make a bowl this year. This

803
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: is their second straight rebuilding year, and while last year

804
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: may have been an anomaly, it fell in a weird

805
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: way where this year was always supposed to be the

806
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: rebuilding yar, they actually had a lot of seniors on

807
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: last year's right this year. This year, it's a bunch

808
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: of newcomers, new quarterback, but I mean pretty much across board.

809
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: We did a Big ten preview on Wednesday, talked about.

810
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 2: This very subject. I don't think it's gonna look good

811
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: for them at all this year. So thank you Dylan

812
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 2: for making this pick. I don't even know if I

813
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 2: can fully get behind it.

814
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: I know I was gonna say you, I've had myself

815
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: out of Dylan's pick. And if people are going to

816
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: respond and say we're doing it being unduly harsh, unnecessarily

817
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: harsh to Michigan State, especially since Dan married to Michigan Wolverine,

818
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: that's right to that. I say, Michigan is an outstanding

819
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: school that prepares young people for life outside of the university,

820
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 1: and they are the leaders of the West Is that true.

821
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: Is that how it goes? Yeah? Yeah, that's fine? All right?

822
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: Do you want to review our squads? I'm gonna try. Okay.

823
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: I have Chip Kelly h coaching rumors, Yes, softer Brian Kelly,

824
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 1: which I think is my favorite pick. Ever, I get

825
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: to follow that all year, which freaking sucks. Mike Gundy's mullet,

826
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: which will be shaved by week two. Knowing my luck,

827
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: people will still talk about the mullet. That was maybe, Yeah,

828
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: I think so.

829
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 2: PJ Flex High Energy Row the boat men. Can you

830
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 2: give me the Jesse Palmer version of that?

831
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: Please? PJ Flex High Energy Row the boat mentality. Thank you,

832
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: that was very good, Thank you. I've also got what

833
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: was my pick here? You gotta love it. I have

834
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: too many options on this, oh new strength coach really

835
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: paying dividends, Tom Are and all the tear jerkers, Gus

836
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: Johnson freakouts, and I'm sure I'm missing one. But now

837
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: Michigan State twenty sixteen. Okay, anomaly all right? Uh you

838
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: have I have Rosen, I have Donald's Brett Bielaman fatherhood

839
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: love that pick. You have Lane Kiffin Lane Kiffin controversy.

840
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 1: You have the school commercial with the lab and oh yeah,

841
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: which could be could be a sleeper pick monsoon games

842
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: and we'll have to go back and look to see.

843
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 1: You know. I also have the video of fans taking

844
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: a lost poorly video. I should also mentioned if people

845
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: remember last year was an NFL so wouldn't count for me,

846
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: but a little girl reacted very poorly to the Falcons

847
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: losing to the Seahawks and was screaming, I hate it.

848
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: Richard Chairman, if you remember that video, I'm now related

849
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: to that little girl. She is my wife's little cousin.

850
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: So shout out to Courtney Klein and Zach Klein that

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Speaker 1: I'm actually related to her, and she's great and over it.

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Speaker 1: She has gotten over it.

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Speaker 2: So I think that pretty much. I think that pretty

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Speaker 2: much does it. It does it for the fin for

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Speaker 2: actual roster, yes.

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Speaker 1: Of of teams, players, coaches, storylines. What have you our plan?

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Speaker 1: I think moving forward? Well, Rundo of applause for our

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Speaker 1: new applause, absolutely, thank you. We did a lot of scouts.

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Speaker 1: There are myriad ways that people can keep track of

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Speaker 1: how these picks are doing. There's a reddit.

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Speaker 2: There's a subreddit right now which has been really active.

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Speaker 2: If anyone here is active on that. Thank you so

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Speaker 2: much for following our nonsense as closely as you.

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Speaker 1: Do, and for not harassing women. Shout out to that

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Speaker 1: that's right if you're on Reddit and not harassing women. Whim.

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Speaker 2: We will have the sv fantasy hashtag going all year round.

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Speaker 2: Last year we did, and people would tweet in if

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Speaker 2: they saw something. We obviously can't keep tabs on everything

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Speaker 2: going on all the time. We have no idea how

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Speaker 2: we'll keep score, but that gives you all the more

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Speaker 2: reason to tune into the podcast as we figured this

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Speaker 2: out with each passing week.

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Speaker 1: Let us know your thoughts. We're at solid verbal at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com. We're on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, just rolling

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Speaker 1: right in. Say a fan cred? Is that still there?

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Speaker 1: I think fan credit is dead efficiently. So thank you

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Speaker 1: to everyone.

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Speaker 2: Here in New York for stopping by for watching this madness.

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Speaker 2: A big thank you to our friend Taylor, our producer

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Speaker 2: in the back, who's our resident Maryland fan.

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Speaker 1: Please express your condolences on your way out.