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Speaker 1: The red stands out to the eye, red and yellow.

424
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Speaker 1: I don't see very many yellow cars at all. Corpetts,

425
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Speaker 1: Why of call you live? Let me point out right now.

426
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: Gascon lives west of the four oh five in Los Angeles.

427
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Speaker 1: Anybody that loves l a west of the four oh

428
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Speaker 1: five four boogie boe. You are east of the four,

429
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: it's still boogie east of the four oh five. But

430
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 1: once you get past West l A not quite in

431
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills, not quite as booze that's that's the way

432
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,719
Speaker 1: the map of l A breaks down. I live south

433
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 1: of the one ten Freeway. I live in the Harbor area.

434
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 1: That's where the grit is. That's where the lunch pail is.

435
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,640
Speaker 1: That the blue collar workers are. You know what you're

436
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 1: in the earth? Your high school fight song was it

437
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 1: included law d Doll. That was in the fight song

438
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 1: night hyebrow snob all that iron man football is what

439
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 1: I played back in the day. Blue collar. My town

440
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: is made up of doctors, police officers, longshoreman, firefighters, teachers,

441
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 1: just great people, everyday people. That's true that people live

442
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 1: near you and then you live up in the mountain

443
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 1: looking down and spitting on them. Well, that's kind of

444
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: like what Harvey. Steve Harvey did to you in your car.

445
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,400
Speaker 1: Wo be sure to catch live editions of The Ben

446
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,959
Speaker 1: Maller Show week days at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

447
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 1: Steve a tight This kind of goes all the way.

448
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 1: And see how this thing goes all the way back

449
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: to what you did when you defecated on me in

450
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: my parking spot, and then you started posting those pictures

451
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 1: with a dent on the side of my car, and

452
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: now have a rear window that's blasted out. This comes

453
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: back to you. This is all karma for what kind

454
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: of ship you were talking on your show Money through Friday?

455
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 1: So if I hadn't done that, then the woman wouldn't

456
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: have hit you? Never know? Well I do know. No,

457
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: if I hadn't decided to go get bread, well, then

458
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had you know, you know I don't

459
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: feel bad for you. Why not because I feel terrible

460
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: for me my partner, are you? I think I feel

461
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: more bad for the woman because she had her Friday

462
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: night with her kids ruined because your teel car got

463
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 1: in her way. Well, she went to the store on

464
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 1: Friday night. How great a night did you to do?

465
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: What for bread? Run in for two minutes? I was

466
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 1: for bread. Well, if you don't are not going out

467
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 1: and you're gonna make a sandwich to watch some games

468
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: on a Friday night, that's how you do it. Games

469
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: for us on Friday nights are usually at four o'clock

470
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: or seven o'clock. Yeah, I didn't. I went out like

471
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 1: it was like five o'clock or something like that. It

472
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: wasn't like it wasn't like ten o'clock at night that

473
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: it was all right, moving on, dummy, let's go to zombies.

474
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: Now this is honor. I know Halloween's already happened, but

475
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 1: in honor of Halloween weekend, the post Halloween, there was

476
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: a study done out of the fifty three largest US

477
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Speaker 1: metropolitan areas, which is the most equipped to survive a

478
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: zombie apocalypse? Man, Yeah, I threw a curveball at you,

479
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: and now you're about to say a riva der jade

480
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: to that. You don't know what you're You are gob smacked.

481
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: You don't know how to handle your thunderstruck a time.

482
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,679
Speaker 1: We'll just pick a city. This is a city you know,

483
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 1: by the way, is the city you're familiar with? New Orleans?

484
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: New Orleans? No, According to this, I'll give you the

485
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: top three. Number three is Columbus, Ohio, right, Columbus, Number

486
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: two Salt Lake City, and number one beyond reproach. When

487
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: it comes to the zombie apocalypse, Adalanto. No Boston? All right, yeah,

488
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 1: Boston is Now. Do zombies exist? The guess do they actually? Um? No, no,

489
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: they do not, right, So that's that's b s. They

490
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: do not exist. Are you walking dead? Fan? Uh? No,

491
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm not you. I used to like the first four seasons,

492
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: and then it tapered off, and it really how many

493
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: seasons of The Walking Dead were there? That's still going.

494
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: I think it's like season eight or season nine right now,

495
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: is that right? Yeah? Yeah, it was really good to start.

496
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: The first four four seasons were really good, but after

497
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: that it's really faun off the map. So I don't

498
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,919
Speaker 1: really I'm not a big zombie fan, but I don't know.

499
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 1: What do you Harrelson's in that movie Zombie Land. I

500
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: know you didn't watch that. The second one is coming out.

501
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: You really have a low inventory with movies, so I

502
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: really can't dip into any of this stuff. That's why

503
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: I prefer talking. I have a job, and I work

504
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: a lot, and I'm dedicated in my craft, and I

505
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: don't have as much free time as you. If I

506
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: had as much free time as you, I just see

507
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: every TV show on HBO and all the movies, because

508
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: all I'd be doing is watching those shows. But I

509
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 1: actually watched sports that I'm a loser. I watch games.

510
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: You watch documentaries too, Uh yeah, like one day a week.

511
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: I'll watch like a documentary a week. That's how I

512
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: kind of unplugged. And sometimes I don't even do that

513
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 1: sometimes Friday night. Uh yeah, like late though, like overnight,

514
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: you know, Friday late, sometimes Saturday late when you're on

515
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: demand or whatever thinking about your den and car? Are

516
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: you judging me? Is that what you're doing? So, just

517
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 1: to add to the list, you're my my life. Apparently

518
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: this is middle aged. I have had acid reflux, which

519
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 1: I'm still dealing with a little bit. I've had my

520
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: car got smashed. I had a back injury. Am I

521
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 1: missing anything? Gasking on what other te tongue? I bit

522
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: my tongue and burned my tongue at the same time,

523
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: and I couldn't talk. I had a lisp for like

524
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: three days on the radio. Embarrassed myself. That reminds me,

525
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: come America's sweetheart, is what I am? Well, we need

526
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: to summon your your hippie wife. I woke up this

527
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: morning and my knuckles and my wrists were cracking after

528
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: I washed my hands. No, no, the skin like the Now, well,

529
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: she's Mary Poppins. My wife's Mary Poppins. So she's got

530
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: a bag with all kinds of remedies and all that.

531
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: She's like Doc Mike, but better looking, you know, and younger.

532
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: So but Doc, that's true. Yeah, Doc's got a potion

533
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: for everything and all that. So yeah, uh, let's get

534
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: to goats, spiders and lazy horses and and I wanted

535
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: to work in more animal stories, guess on although spiders

536
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: aren't technically animals and all that, but I figured why not.

537
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: So these fires that have been burning up California, it

538
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: is a yearly tradition, unfortunately, and we are surrounded by

539
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: them in southern California where you live, and I know

540
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 1: our our our studios, the I Heart Media building. There

541
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: have been at least three fires the last two weeks

542
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: in that area. It's smelled in the building. Yeah where

543
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: I live now, Uh, there has been some fires here

544
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: and they the smoke has been like even with my

545
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: windows closed and my doors closed, I can still smell

546
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: the smoke. It's a big pan of it. But I

547
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: don't live in the hills, and so there's not that

548
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: much risk for any kind of real fire hitting the

549
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: Mallard mansion. But did you see what happened at the

550
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: Reagan Presidential Library where they almost lost the Reagan Presidential Library.

551
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: I saw, I actually saw a great picture of Air

552
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: Force one with a shot and outdoor shot of a

553
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: fire that was one look from a couple of journalists

554
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: that were inside the museum. Yeah, it was crazy. My

555
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: friend Steve Futterman, the great news reporter for CBS, was

556
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: there and you know fireman, you know fun any uh

557
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: So he took some photos and when I saw the

558
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: TV feed and he said, you know what they said,

559
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: saved the Reagan Library. If this hadn't happened, the thing

560
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: would have burned, baby burned. And that's the that's the

561
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: burial spot of Ronald Reake and the great presidents in

562
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: American history. Ronald Reagan bring down that wall and way

563
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: and I mean it would have burned up the whole thing,

564
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: all his files, all his records. Anyway. So the thing

565
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: that saved the Reagan Library goats, five hundred goats. Did

566
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: you see this? Back back in May, the Presidential Library

567
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: hired goats two. They brought him in to eat all

568
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: of the plants, you know, the kind of the weeds

569
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: and all that that burned up in these wildfires surrounding

570
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: the Reagan Library as a preventative measure because of how

571
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: many fires happened in the l A area, and the

572
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: goats ate the brush and that created a fire break

573
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,719
Speaker 1: which allowed the fire department to get a handle on

574
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: that part of the fire, so it didn't burn down

575
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: the regular even though it looked terrible, it didn't actually

576
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: get as close as as as the pictures would indicate.

577
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, and so I have a theory. This

578
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: is invest in goats and forget Tom Brady being the goat.

579
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,959
Speaker 1: Let's invest in real goats. So would you write a

580
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: formal letter to Governor Gavin Newsom to not conduct these

581
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: power outages just tired goats? Listen? I mean, what do

582
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: you hop about? Is? And the goats were apparently as

583
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: a local company. I didn't know this. I didn't know

584
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: the goat game. Just some research on it. Uh. It's

585
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: a company called eight oh five Goats, and they cleared

586
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: about thirteen acres of land. This guy started his company,

587
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 1: last of him. This guy is gonna be so rich.

588
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: It's phenomenal. He charged about a thousand dollars per acre

589
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: of land, so he made thirteen rand roughly on this transaction.

590
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 1: I want to get paid eight. Yes, we get out

591
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: of this this stupid radio thing. Let's buy some goat.

592
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: We'll get a farm and then we'll if I owned

593
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: a mansion, all these idiots in Hollywood. They on these

594
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: hills in the Hollywood Hills, and all these people who

595
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, they're rich and good for them.

596
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: I would every year I would spend thousands of dollars

597
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: on goats to clear out the side. So I have

598
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: a little piece of mind. Right, So here you go.

599
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: The Mallard matchion would have a moat and then it

600
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: would have goats around that with a drawbridge. What's wrong

601
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: with that? That'd be perfect. I would like a moat.

602
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: That would moat would be great. I feel very secure.

603
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need one of those doorbell

604
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: cameras a moat. Yeah, that's all you would need is

605
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: earthquake insurance. You would not need fire insurance. You'd be straight.

606
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: I save a lot of money. So I love that

607
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: the goats man. How great is that? It's just one?

608
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: I mean, this is I'm telling you. We gotta get

609
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: into business like this and ripple. You know, we could

610
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: make a ton of money. How much does it cost

611
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: to keep goats happy? Like? Apparently just need amy. They brush,

612
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: so it's not that hard to feed him. No, not

613
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: at all. Animals are amazing. I'm serious. So you should

614
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: look into that. I'm not. I'm not kidding that. So

615
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: that seems like a way to make a lot of money.

616
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: Now California, everyone burn it up every year. How do

617
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: we go from goats out of spiders. Well, I'm glad

618
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: you brought that up, because we have a you know

619
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: that this is it's a study. But I'm not. I

620
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: didn't include this and study this because it's it's a

621
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: it's an animal bug story. So I a double sided

622
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: tape designed to stick the body tissue. And this is

623
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: very important in surgery. Apparently we have operations. They say

624
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: that it was invented and it was inspired by spiders.

625
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: Bring in spider Man. So the medical people looked at

626
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: the spiders and the way they exude glue to catch

627
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: their prey in the rain, you know, when it's wet

628
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, but they're still able to catch things.

629
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: And so the scientists at m I T in Boston

630
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: or in Massachusetts, they noticed how the spiders absorbed water.

631
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: They found the cheat code of that and you know,

632
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: to get their next meal or whatever. And they created

633
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: this sticky tape which does the same exact thing. They

634
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Speaker 1: just mimic how the spider gets the ball and and

635
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Speaker 1: they figured out that it works within seconds. They've tested

636
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Speaker 1: it on pig skin and lungs, and they said, with

637
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: more research, eventually this could be used in place of suitures.

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Speaker 1: How about that wild? That is pretty wild. Have you

639
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Speaker 1: have you had major surgery? Uh? Well, not since I

640
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Speaker 1: was I had someone I was a kid, although maybe

641
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Speaker 1: I'll have some coming up here, you never know, but

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, when I was a kid, I don't remember

643
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Speaker 1: much of but I just remember like going into the hospital,

644
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Speaker 1: putting on the gown, which I was uncomfortable because I

645
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Speaker 1: had no wonder wear on, and then they tell you

646
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Speaker 1: you know, they put this thing on your face and

647
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,959
Speaker 1: they knock out, you know what kind of But then

648
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: I've been freaked out because Looney told me every time

649
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Speaker 1: he had some stucedure done, he he sent me some

650
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Speaker 1: story about, you know, one out of every like a

651
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Speaker 1: million people dies when they go under you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

652
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Speaker 1: I've I've had road tator cuff surgery twice, and I

653
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: distinctly remember before I get knocked out, they make you

654
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: sign and they bring in an assentusiologist and they go

655
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: through your rights, They go through the risks, and then

656
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: you need to sign documentation you're basically on your bed

657
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: before they stick you with anesthesia, and you're saying, hey,

658
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: I understand the risks of dying because of the anesthesia,

659
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 1: and then they knock you out. Good times, yeah, yeah,

660
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: good times. All right? Moving on the many machado of horses.

661
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 1: So this is kind of cool. So there's a horse

662
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Speaker 1: in China name Jingang. I believe that's he said, j

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Speaker 1: I n g A n g. How would you pronounce that? Well,

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Speaker 1: how would you pronounce that j I n G A

665
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: n G pronouncing gang? Yeah? Wait, pronounce it one more time?

666
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Speaker 1: Jin Yang? Is that it? I mean, I don't know

667
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: how you pronounced I don't know anyway. This horse has

668
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: apparently become a big star on the internet. Now I

669
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: saw somebody sent me the videos. Want to bring it

670
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: up here? What is this horse doing? He is going

671
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: out of his way to stop working. He's the laziest

672
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: horse on the plane. It the horse. You gotta check

673
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: out these videos. More visual thing. But the horse pretends

674
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: to be dead in an overly theatrical way. And there's

675
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: videos of the horse resisting his chores by pretending to die,

676
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: and like when somebody tries to get on the horse,

677
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: he doesn't like that. You don't want to carry any

678
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: one on his back, so he'll fall down, like the

679
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: horse will fall down. This this horse. What's the horse's

680
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: name again? Uh, it's j I n g a n

681
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Speaker 1: G Jin Gang or whatever you want to we should.

682
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Speaker 1: We need to make a phone called to China. I

683
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: know you're not like in China, not anymore. I was

684
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: before I promoted Hong Kong. But this horse would be

685
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: perfect for your show money through Friday. This would add

686
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: to your cast of bandits. Yeah, look at you, you

687
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: got jokes? No, I'm I think it would be a

688
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: welcome edition. Don't you think I think I'm good in that?

689
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: The point? I mean, there's times that you bitch it

690
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: known to me at like five o'clock in the morning

691
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: when I'm dead asleep that something was not done or

692
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: was done poorly, or you need to do everything yourself.

693
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Speaker 1: Let's bring the horse in really? Yeah, is that what

694
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Speaker 1: we're doing here? I think it'd be perfect. Fox Sports

695
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Speaker 1: Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation.

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Speaker 1: com and within the I Heart Radio app. Search f

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Speaker 1: s R to listen live. Al Right, by the way,

699
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Speaker 1: check your phone, guest, and there's something you might want

700
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: to see anyway. Uh so movement, can we move one? Yes,

701
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: we can study this. Let's get to study this. So

702
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: these are actual studies. Now we determine the way this

703
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: segment works is we determine whether we believe the study

704
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: or we don't believe this study, whether it's true or

705
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: it's bullshit. And that's an honor of Penn and Teller's

706
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: old show on Showtime, which was called Bullshit and it

707
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: was a great show. I love the show. I wish

708
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: it was still on. But anyway, So full moon Mania,

709
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: so you know it's this being Halloween, we can you know,

710
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: wear wolves and witches and ghosts and all that stuff.

711
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: So for over the years there have been people that

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Speaker 1: have pointed out that when there is a full moon

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Speaker 1: on a clear night, that odd crap happens. Right, So

714
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: they decided to research this and say does a full

715
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: moon really cause people to act oddly, to act strange?

716
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: They seen called the lunar effect. And you know the

717
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: belief is that people are more impulsive, aggressive when the

718
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Speaker 1: moon is full. And this goes back to the Bronze Age,

719
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: back to ancient time. Uh. And so there's this new

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Speaker 1: study out which looks into this and the relationship between

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Speaker 1: the full moon and what crime is committed. Now, so

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Speaker 1: this is from New York University's Better Gov team. I

723
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. N y U. What do

724
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: you think they determined? Uh? I would say no, that

725
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: there is not a there's not a coincident. There's only

726
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 1: it's a mere coincidence that people do peculiar things when

727
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: the moon is uh at full tilt as a full moon.

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00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: That is correct. They determined that if crime does increase

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00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: during a full moon, they said, uh, it is. They

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Speaker 1: found no correlation between crimes growing up. Uh, you know,

731
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: people being arrested during nights when the moon was full. Now,

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00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: I think this is bullshit. I do, but I don't

733
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: know about crime, but people do act differently, And I

734
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: forget that study by n y U. I've got um

735
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: almost twenty years of night overnight radio uh that I

736
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: have as a as evidence. And my my wife who

737
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: works sometimes she works the graveyard shift because of her

738
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 1: job as a nine one one operator, and she tells

739
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: me the same thing that she knows, like on those

740
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: nights when there's a full moon, there's more, there's more

741
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: people calling doesn't mean they're being arrested, but there's more people.

742
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: So I don't agree with that stuff. I believe people

743
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: do act differently. I don't know why that is. I'm

744
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: not sure to make a lot of sense to me, um,

745
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: but that that I do believe that happens. So I

746
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: don't I don't agree with that stuff. I don't think

747
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: it's trending. I don't think so at all. I think

748
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Speaker 1: fred if that coincides with people on crime and whatnot,

749
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: I'd be more often likely to believe something like that.

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00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: But statistically speaking, I don't know where those numbers come

751
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: from either. So, well, they looked at crime rates is

752
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: what they study. But like you said, that is what's reported.

753
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: That's not actually what what has people have called in

754
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 1: for you know what I mean? Yeah, No, that's uh,

755
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: that's true. All right, Moving on on study this which

756
00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: profession is more likely to use cocaine, opioids, and other

757
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 1: hard drugs. Okay, I'm gonna well, I'm gonna guess. I'm

758
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: gonna say it's either a doctor or a lawyer, no,

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00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: believe it or not. Researchers. This has comes from n

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00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 1: y Use College of Global Public Health, well that sounds official,

761
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: that sounds important. Uh. And they claim the profession that

762
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 1: uses cocaine and or abuses prescription opioids the most entertainer. No,

763
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: construction workers. Yeah, they were also found to be the

764
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 1: second most likely profession to use weed. So there's that.

765
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: And they say that these construction jobs, these people work

766
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 1: in construction and mining industry. Uh. And there was something

767
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: about tens of millions of people that work in these

768
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: jobs and because they're so dangerous, they have all these

769
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: risks and you fall and you get injured and all that.

770
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just a nightmare some of these these

771
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: work related injuries and they can die and all that stuff.

772
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: So because of the injuries, according to their research, construction

773
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: workers end up turning to drugs like coke and opioids

774
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: to self medicate their pain. I guess that would make

775
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: sense too, because you look at the profession itself, you'll

776
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: get a lot of construction workers that are paid in cash,

777
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,479
Speaker 1: and and they're not paid in check. And more often

778
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,720
Speaker 1: than not, you're using cash, and when it's in your pocket,

779
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 1: you're more likely to burn a hole through your pocket

780
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: than you are if something is in your bank account

781
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: and you gotta withdraw it well, and there's the other

782
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: peer pressure thing. And most people that do cocaine don't

783
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: usually do it by themselves. Am I right on? Yeah,

784
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: it's a party d So you're gonna you're around people

785
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: that do the cocaine. They're gonna try to bring you

786
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 1: to the to the other side, if you will. Moving

787
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: on dark side of retirement doing study this, and here

788
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: we go and uh um. Cooper Loop tells me he

789
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: wants to retire by the time he's forty. That's his dream.

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00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: How when when do you want to I don't know.

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00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: I see I haven't bad with ages. I don't I

792
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: don't think I want to read hire. I think i'd

793
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: rather just I think i'd prefer to die out of

794
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: a job. But I don't know that I want to

795
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: die out of the job. But I have no plans

796
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: of retiring. I liked my job. I'm very lucky. I

797
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: picked I picked a job where I like it. As

798
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: long as someone will employ me. I plan on doing

799
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: some version of audio content. I don't know that it

800
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: will be on radio all the time, might just be

801
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: the podcast or whatever comes. You know. I didn't mean

802
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: dropped dead when I'm on the air. It sounded like dummy,

803
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: That's what it sounded like. Well, you're not paying attention.

804
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: You should know this better than that. Well you want

805
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: to do a show, turn the mic off and then die.

806
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah no, but you know, like I mean, chick

807
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: her and I mean he died, but he filled down

808
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 1: some steps and then he eventually but he was doing

809
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: some gardening work I think in his backyard if I remember,

810
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: and he fell off a ladder or something like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't mean to I don't mean the sign off

812
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: the air and then sign off for carry the old

813
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: the old Cubs broadcaster Harry Carey, he had something that

814
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: the Phillies. One of the Phillies broadcasters a former league player,

815
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: forget his name. He was a legend in Philly and

816
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 1: he died in a hotel room. Don Drysdale and Dodger

817
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: died in a hotel room in Montreal. Yeah, didn't see

818
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: Mark Langston almost died a few months ago, and he

819
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: was actually in the broadcast booth and they said that

820
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: it was the same exact situation as Drysdale when he passed.

821
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: But obviously he was in the hotel room like you mentioned.

822
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: If Langston was not in the press box or in

823
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: the in the booth with medical assistance around him, he

824
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: would have died within five minutes. They said, Wow, I

825
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: didn't know that. Yeah, I saw him pitch a no hitter.

826
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: I combined no hitter with Mike Witt in an angel

827
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: a long time ago. Yeah. Was that that the Big

828
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: A that was at the Big A. I think it

829
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: was against the Seattle Mariners, combined no hitter? Mark Langston, Yeah,

830
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: Marc Lanston, alright, South Paw. Is that one of your

831
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: favorite Angels? Him and Chuck Finley with his model life

832
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: Connie contained or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. I was

833
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 1: like around that. I covered the Angels and Finley played

834
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: on the Team of that year in the nineties, and

835
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: yeah he was. He was a piece of work, all right.

836
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: Dark Side of Retirements the story we're doing right now.

837
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: So I asked you, when you want to retire? You

838
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: so you don't want to retire? Coop wants to retire.

839
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: I don't really want to retire. Well, he studied conducted

840
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: by Binghamton University shout out Tom Looney from Binghamton, and

841
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:26,479
Speaker 1: it finds that an early retirement can actually accelerate the

842
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: decline of of the your brain essentially. Yeah, and then

843
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: they looked at all kinds of data. They crunched the

844
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Speaker 1: numbers of research teams noted a clear trend. They did

845
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: this in China, but they said, individuals receiving pension benefits,

846
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: we're experiencing much more rapid mental decline than the people

847
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: the same age who were still working. Um. And and

848
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: so they're using that as I mean, I would agree.

849
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: I think we are designed, unfortunately as humans, to be

850
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 1: worker ants, and we have to do something to justify

851
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: our exa instance, and if we don't, I do believe

852
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: you start to decline. And not that I of course

853
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying that if I if I was a trust

854
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: fund baby, I might feel differently. Um, But I'm not

855
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: so well. I think it's just the way of life

856
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: in the United States that Europeans are drastically different because

857
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: their their work life balances is is way different than

858
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,720
Speaker 1: what we are out here. But I think the closest

859
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: comparison to this is how you'd hear you hear about

860
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: elderly people. One a spouse dies, typically the other falls

861
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: off right after that or shortly after that. It's women.

862
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: The women love those stories, right they love the uh

863
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: you know, the grandpa dies and then five minutes later

864
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: the grandma dies. They love those it's a broken heart.

865
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: That is a broken heart. I think it's a life purpose.

866
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: So if you don't have a life purpose, especially when

867
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: you retire, then you're tapping out, like what do you

868
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: have to wake up for? No, I mean I think

869
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: there's absolutely I think there's something that I agree with

870
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: that so that when I'm moving on with a couple

871
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: more here than we'll move on to the questions from

872
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: listeners like yourself. So exercise for you? Now, A lot

873
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: of people will say they don't have enough time to exercise.

874
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: We've heard that, right, just get enough time. Well, a

875
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 1: new study said that the average American actually has about

876
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: five hours of free time every day. Think about that,

877
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: five hours average American. Yeah, so what do you think

878
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: people are doing taking up all the time? Television, social media, television, yes, television, smartphones,

879
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: and any kind of a screen, any kind of screen.

880
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: They say men have a bit more free time on

881
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: day to day activities than women. Sorry, ladies, Uh, I

882
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: guess dealing with the kids. But that's going to say.

883
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: But incredibly, no gender or economic group is devoting even

884
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: seven percent of their free time on exercise or physical fitness. Now,

885
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm happy to say that. I I don't know if

886
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: it's seven percent, but I try god willing of four

887
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 1: or five days a week to work out. I usually

888
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: do four because of this podcast. I've had to chop

889
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: a day off to prepare for the podcast. So you're

890
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: really affecting my physical fitness guest on bad job by you. Uh.

891
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 1: And I don't spend too much time on the screen,

892
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: although I do watch a lot of games off my phone,

893
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: so I guess that technically counts. Do you have an

894
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: indication or notification on your phone that tells you what

895
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: kind of time we've spent during the week on your phone?

896
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: You know, I just turned that on. We we talked

897
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: about that on the radio, and uh, and we we

898
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: did that and yeah, I didn't even know that was

899
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: an option. And I don't spend that much. Actually, I'm

900
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: but I'm on my desktop a lot. I'm in my

901
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: office and I've got a computer here, so I on that.

902
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: I mean probably twelve hours a day. My wife would

903
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: say maybe she's probably say twenty hours a day. I'm

904
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: on this thing, So no wonder you're wearing glasses. Well,

905
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: I'm wearing glasses because of Ben mallory dot com. The

906
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: website I ran that was that destroyed my vision. And

907
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I also pulled my hair out because I

908
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 1: was so stressed on that job that it was bad

909
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: for my my hair and my eyesight. Other than that,

910
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: I made no money on it. Uh, but at least

911
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: people know who I am said in the business, they

912
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: know who I am first on that weapon. Your buddy

913
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: Colin Calhard knows exactly who you are. Yeah. I saw

914
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: Colin at the You ran into com, but I ran

915
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,720
Speaker 1: into him with the golf thing, and he he regaled

916
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: me with stories about how Colin Coward love when we

917
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: worked at ESPN. He loved Ben mallard dot com. So

918
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: you were the TMZ before TMZ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We

919
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 1: we talked about Colin like he could not say enough

920
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: kind thing I was. I was like, wow, can you

921
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: go tell the bosses. I mean, that would be nice.

922
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: A couple more zeros on that check, just one more

923
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: zero would be would be good. Anyway, A couple we're

924
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: always running late. People who usually run late, guess what,

925
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 1: guest con they tend to be happier and live longer.

926
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm late to the podcast quite a bit.

927
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: So I'm succorting a new studies. So I'm gonna be

928
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: happier and live longer. Although I'm not usually late to

929
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: most things. I usually, but one problem with radio is

930
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: you have to be on time. Yeah, you can't be late,

931
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: you know. So I have friends, you know, sometimes you're

932
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 1: five minutes like, I'll be there five minute. No. In radio,

933
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 1: the show starts when the show starts, whether there or not. Yeah,

934
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: but you blow the clock a lot. I mean, they

935
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: happened last night too. So well, I was excited because

936
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: the World Series the other night had ended, and so

937
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: it was public ejaculation on the radio. It was pretty good.

938
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable because all these these cowards, these people,

939
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: you know, Chris and Houston and that crack. I mean,

940
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: I love Chris, but what an embarrassment, I mean, what

941
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 1: a joke. You are talking trash and then your team

942
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: vomits all over the field and you run and hide

943
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: and suck your thumb in the fetal position. What's up

944
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: with that? You're better than that. They disappoint me. Yeah,

945
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: you gotta take your medicine, that's what you need to

946
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: do exactly you know how many times guests and I've

947
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: had to do these dumb shows after the Clippers lose

948
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: a playoff series, or or the Rams lose the Super Bowl,

949
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: the Dodgers, every goddamn here the Dodgers losing the playoffs,

950
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: and I come in here and I have to answer

951
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: these questions. Uh, And I do it and put on

952
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: a happy face. I kill him And that's it. That's

953
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: how you do it. I can write a book guest

954
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: on and how to handle when your team blow is

955
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: in the playoffs. To be fair, you actually get paid

956
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: to do this anyway. But Chris kind of treats this

957
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: like a paid gig because Chris promotes his own podcast,

958
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 1: Chris and Hughes. Does he make money on it? I

959
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: want to point out no, probably not just like this.

960
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 1: We don't make him money. But I want to point

961
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: out that, uh, in in in my little world here

962
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 1: talking about all this stuff. We were on our our

963
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: radio shows on seven ninety on the AM dial in Houston.

964
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: It's a decently sized sports talk radio station, which is

965
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: the flagship radio station of the Houston Astros. That means,

966
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: if you are an Astro person, you listen to that

967
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: radio station for your propaganda. Now, I somehow happened to

968
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: be on there at night, which upsets a lot of

969
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: people in Houston. But it's NonStop Houston calls when the

970
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: astros are going well. And what happens when things don't

971
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: go well? Uh see you later. I'm Casper. The friendly goes,

972
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: which is drastically different from the NFL fans, because when

973
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: NFL fans calling it the shows, it's usually because her

974
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: team is in bad shape. Well at my theory, and

975
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: I've had a long standing theory on this, is that

976
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: it's the difference between local and national radio. And on

977
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 1: national radio, people are show ponies. The callers they call

978
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: up to celebrate, but when things go bad, they don't

979
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: typically call. And it's so different on the local radio.

980
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: I was fortunate enough a couple of years ago I

981
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: did the Red Sox. I filled in on the Red

982
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 1: Sox Review, the postgame talk show after Red Sox games

983
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: happened to be the greatest year in Red Sox history

984
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: when they went on to win the World Series. But then,

985
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: but years ago, I did dodge your talk when they

986
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: were terrible and all that, and I noticed when I

987
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: would do those postgame talk shows. When the team lost,

988
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: I had endless phone calls. People wanted to kill the manager,

989
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 1: ripped the picture, ripped the whoever didn't get a big hit.

990
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: But when they won, it was pretty dead most of

991
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: the time. And but yet on the national platform, it's more,

992
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: it's the opposite. The tables have been flipped. It's odd thing. Well,

993
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: I think that it's been flipped. And the other thing too,

994
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: is that now you have more you more beat writers

995
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: and local reporters that are attacking you. Now we yeah,

996
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I get a kick out of these

997
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: local yocal guys, that local radio guys who are just

998
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: drowning in the kool aid. The cheerleaders for their hometown teams.

999
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: I get a kick out of it. I feel bad

1000
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: for him, you know, I feel bad. They need the

1001
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: access though the teams and to the players, so they

1002
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: need to show a good sport. And that's fine. I understand.

1003
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 1: I understand that's other their job, and they have to

1004
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: be the cheerleaders rah rah, hometown team and all that tribalism,

1005
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: you know, and it's I get it, understand. I'm not

1006
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: but I'm on the other side. I don't have to

1007
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: do any of that. I have to talk about all

1008
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: these dumb teams, not anymore. You were you were cow

1009
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: tewing for the Oh I was. I was a Dodger,

1010
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: I Dodger, blue kool Aid, Patriots, Celtics. I don't know

1011
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: what it was. It was pretty bad. It's great, it

1012
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: was amazing. One of the great radio personnelities happened. What

1013
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: happened to that show in that station? Did you get fired? Uh? No,

1014
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: I had to resign because the show got I was

1015
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 1: working at w e I in Boston, a station that's

1016
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: been very good to me over the years. But the

1017
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: syndicated show got picked up by ninety eight point five

1018
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: the Sports Up, which is a great sports radio station

1019
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: in Boston. These two battle it out right now, the

1020
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: Sports Ups number one, EI has been number one in

1021
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: the past. And h turns out gask On, there's a

1022
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: non compete situation in my contract where if I am

1023
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: my syndicated show is on a station, I can't be

1024
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: on a competing station and then market. So that is

1025
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: that is the reason. So it had nothing to do

1026
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: with the fact that you and seven other employers got

1027
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: blown out at the same time. Well, let's just say

1028
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: it was not a bad time to leave the station

1029
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 1: because the station was the walls caved in on the stage.

1030
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: The timing worked out well and there were some very

1031
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: good people. They're very talented talk shows. The w E

1032
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: I that got blown out and it got screwed because

1033
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: of approach. I don't know, you're getting me sidetrack. You

1034
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: know you're still standing tall in Boston's it? Blind Scott? Yeah,

1035
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: blind Scott. Well he didn't realize how tall he is.

1036
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: But he's very standing, right is real? Quick? Home Alone

1037
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: New Study Unit or SAO. Hundreds of experts How old

1038
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: should a child be before their parents leave them home alone? No,

1039
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: According to a survey of five hundred social workers people

1040
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: who work with kids, at least twelve at least So

1041
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: there you at least twelve. Here's also a new study

1042
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: says that what percentage of parents steal candy from their kids? Oh,

1043
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: I would say closer to I would agree with you.

1044
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: They say that numbers seventy parents will steal candy. That's good,

1045
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,760
Speaker 1: that's still really good. If you had to steal candy

1046
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: from a kid, what would it be. Well, my big

1047
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: candies are the Butterfinger, the Baby Ruth, the Snickers, bar,

1048
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: the Reese's pieces cup those those are my big trinity. Yeah,

1049
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: the problem is you. You don't know you too in

1050
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 1: a little package, you know, and we need more. I

1051
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: need more, but maybe not now. I'm still thinking to

1052
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 1: myself like a big fat eater, you know, back in

1053
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: the day, and I don't eat that much. I I

1054
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: in my head, I eat a lot, but just Friday

1055
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: nights and then to go to the store for bread,

1056
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: it smashed like demolition derby leaving the parking lot. Anyway,

1057
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 1: it's in the bag. These are listener questions, actual listener

1058
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: question We guest, got that message I sent you? Get there?

1059
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 1: I did. It's pretty good, right, all right, it's in

1060
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: the bag listener messages and these are actual listeners. And

1061
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: I asked people to say their names, so most of

1062
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: them did. Thank you for that. On our Facebook page,

1063
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: Dan from Kalamazoo, I love Calamazoo. What fun Kalamazoo, Rancho

1064
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: Cucamonga Beaver, damn all fun places punk Sitani Anyway, Dan

1065
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 1: from Kalamazoo, Michigan says, I want the Marcel in Brooklyn

1066
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: origin story I missed when he first started calling the show.

1067
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 1: The dude is a star. Yes, why alright, so here,

1068
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: I'll keep this short and sweet. So Dan, So Marcel

1069
00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 1: started calling the show and was horrible. Um was, but

1070
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: he was so unique like his delivery. It seemed like

1071
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 1: he was doing a bit like I thought. At first,

1072
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: like most of these regular callers, I thought, well, this

1073
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: is somebody punking me. This is a prank call, this

1074
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 1: is not a real human being. And so what I did,

1075
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: this is one of the things I do which I

1076
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't do. But I figure out, how can we

1077
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: use this person, how can we create some magic? And

1078
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: and so I've I've worked. Marcella doesn't realize I'm doing this,

1079
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: but I worked with Marcella trying to find a niche.

1080
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 1: And one of the funniest things I've had the last

1081
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: couple of years in my my radio career, while I

1082
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: was doing a show actually was from w e I

1083
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: in Boston, and Marcelle started calling that show and he

1084
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: calls up and he when he first started calling up,

1085
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,399
Speaker 1: he had nothing to say. I I mean literally nothing.

1086
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: Is he just want to be on the radio. I

1087
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: know a lot of people do that still for some reason,

1088
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't, you know, whatever I did when I was

1089
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 1: a kid, marcell is not a kid, but he still does.

1090
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: So so Dan, Marcel calls up run night and uh,

1091
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: I was he had nothing to say. So I was

1092
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 1: just starting. I was trying to get some conversation, going

1093
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,439
Speaker 1: to kill a few minutes or whatever. And I want

1094
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: to completely be a dick to the guy, and so

1095
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: I said, hey, what you have for dinner? So then

1096
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: he says, I had Chef boy r D. And so

1097
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: then I came back and I said, oh, you know what,

1098
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: the finest Italian restaurants in Italy they serve Chef Boyard.

1099
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: That's authentic Italian food. And Marcel handed god, gas gun,

1100
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's great. He he he took it,

1101
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: hook line and sinker like it was true. And that's

1102
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: how food Picks started with Marcel. We were so amazed

1103
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: that that he thought that Chef boyar D was authentic

1104
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: Italian food. Why do you funk with him like that?

1105
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: It's fun. He likes it. He likes being part of

1106
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: the show. He calls like in the morning jab in

1107
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: in Portland, Maine, he calls them. He calls TV stations,

1108
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: radio shows all over the South. He's got a whole network.

1109
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: He's got the Marcel Broadcasting network. Out of Brooklyn. But

1110
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 1: you know that there's people out there that actually believe

1111
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: everything that you say, like it's the gospel. Well, unfortunately

1112
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: that is true. And I you got if you don't

1113
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 1: get sarcasm, boys this show, you're gonna think I'm a

1114
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: complete asshole and schmuck. And uh yeah, we do doubt.

1115
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: I use you used to have a boss, gas Gun.

1116
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: You know who that person is who did not get sarcasm,

1117
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,439
Speaker 1: and that made it very difficult for me for about

1118
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: the first fifteen years of my run at Fox Sports Radio. Anyway,

1119
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: that the person is not in the mix anymore. Carlos

1120
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: from Houston, how about we still have a listener in Houston. Carlos,

1121
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: good job, But you must not be an Astros fan,

1122
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: he says, what's the A lot of origin stories today,

1123
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: gask And what's the story behind Andrea the Astrologer? And

1124
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: cowboy John Bred? All Right, so real quick on these two.

1125
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 1: Did she go to UC Berkeley? I don't know that

1126
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,919
Speaker 1: she did. She's from New York. She grew up a

1127
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: Mets fan and a you know, like the New York teams.

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00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: She's lived in Berkeley for a long time, so I

1129
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: don't know if she went to Berkeley or not, but

1130
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: probably she's a hippie and she just randomly called up

1131
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: one night and started like doing her stick alas. She's like,

1132
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: she's about the radio and TV in San Francisco, Carlos,

1133
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: so she's on media there. She calls in a lot

1134
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: and whatnot, and so I didn't really know much about her,

1135
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: but she seemed fun. It was a little different. And

1136
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: really the reason I've continued with that, I don't know

1137
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: that I believe a lot of what she says. I'm

1138
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: a skeptic by nature, but uh, it reminds me of

1139
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 1: some of the crap that Art Bell used to do.

1140
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: And I loved Coast to Love. I don't listen to

1141
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: it now because I'm competing with it, but I used

1142
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 1: to love Art Bell, the overnight guy, and he would

1143
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: do stuff like that where he'd put people on and

1144
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: uh and so who were into star charts and all that.

1145
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: So I thought, you know, it's a little little taste

1146
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: of that reminds me of that a little bit, So

1147
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: we'll go with it. And as far as Cowboy, John

1148
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: Brad Cowboys the longest tenured caller I've had. He has

1149
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 1: been a professional radio caller as long as I know,

1150
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: probably my entire life. And he's like rain Man. And

1151
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: I don't know when that start with the Cowboys Corner thing,

1152
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: uh actually predates me, but that we we dressed it

1153
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 1: up a little bit. And because Cowboy just would he

1154
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: doesn't have a computer. All that's off his memory, which

1155
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 1: makes it even more amazing, Like he doesn't have a computer.

1156
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes will go to the library to use a computer.

1157
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: He does not own a computer, and so all of

1158
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: that is from he's got a roll index mind. It's unbelievable.

1159
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if he wants to have that title though,

1160
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: as your longest tenured color, Like, do you think that's safe? Well,

1161
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: eventually we all need our demise. But but but yeah,

1162
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: I mean, Cowboy's great, He's harmless. He's gotten upset with

1163
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: me and a few times you politically, I'll say something,

1164
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: you know, get upset with what. I don't do a

1165
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: lot of politics, but he'll get upset. And but he's

1166
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: been been very loyal. He sends jokes in my favorite

1167
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: thing about Cowboy, which I don't think. I don't know

1168
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: if I've said it much. Uh, and people might think

1169
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, uh Carlos, But cowboy John Brad. He will

1170
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: go to the library and wins her Ontario and send

1171
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: me emails like a couple of times a week, and

1172
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 1: he thinks he's so par annoyed. For say, he thinks

1173
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: his email gets hacked. So he has literally sent me

1174
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: email from like and I'm not exaggerating, probably a couple

1175
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: of hundred email addresses he starts either new Google or

1176
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: Yahoo email addresses, and they're all like cowboy John Brad

1177
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: five five five seven, seven to two and whatever. And

1178
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: so my theory is that he forgets the name, either

1179
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: the name or the password, and so that's why he

1180
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,959
Speaker 1: always has to change his email. Yeah, no, no, Ale

1181
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: l no hot mail. Uh, I don't think a O

1182
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: L or or hot mail. It's been mostly it's been Google,

1183
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: Gmail and and Yahoo. It's in the bag. Next up,

1184
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: Big Lou from the LBC fan of the People's Team.

1185
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: He says, have you ever been involved in a bar

1186
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 1: street club fight with multiple people? Now? Did you started

1187
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: and this is for both of us, did you start

1188
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 1: it or number one? Or did one of your friends? Uh?

1189
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: There you go? Where did it happen? Yes? And he

1190
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 1: fights in your life there too? Yeah, so the first

1191
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: one the first one. Actually, actually both of them took

1192
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: place in San Diego, but the first one started not

1193
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: because of me, but because of my friend's sister. So

1194
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: Dan and San Diego. Usually during the summertime, they have

1195
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: an event in Pacific Beach called the Peb Block Party.

1196
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: And the Pacific Beach is beautiful. Yeah, the Peb Block

1197
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: Party is what it is on Garnett Avenue. They'll block

1198
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: off a major portion of that street to have all

1199
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: kinds of beer vendors and food vendors and street you know,

1200
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,439
Speaker 1: the shops that come on the street, and so they'll

1201
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 1: do it throughout the day and it's just a big

1202
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: festival that's on the middle of the street, usually right

1203
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: around the fourth of July. Well, we were there during

1204
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: the daytime and when things closed off, we went down

1205
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: the street to a friend's house, or so I thought,

1206
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: and I had a group of about ten or twelve

1207
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: guys that I was with, but we somehow got scattered.

1208
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 1: I went with one of my good friends to meet

1209
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: up with his sister at this giant house party on

1210
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: a block and there's a bunch of people there and

1211
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: there was a couple of guys that stood out that

1212
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: were short they were talking smack uh. They were making

1213
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 1: all kinds of of ruckists inside this house that went outside.

1214
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: And my buddy's sister, she's got a mouth on her

1215
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 1: and it gets elevated when there's alcohol involved. So, needless

1216
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 1: to say, she took exception to this because these guys

1217
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 1: were being rude to her friend's house. And she called

1218
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: this guy to his face, point blank, a little ship.

1219
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of things that you can call

1220
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: a guy, but if a guy is short and a

1221
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 1: woman's standing over him, that guy's not gonna like him

1222
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: too much. And so the especially depends on the guy's lubricated. Also,

1223
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: he was lubricated. Yeah, So I got right next to her,

1224
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 1: and the first thing I hear him say in responses

1225
01:03:56,720 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: fuck you little cunt. Oh no, you can't the word

1226
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: you can't say, man, that's the deadly word. Yeah. So

1227
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: then she throws a beer in his face and he

1228
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: throws a right hand, and as soon as he threw

1229
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: the hand, I threw one at him and I landed

1230
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: on top of him, and I got pummeled by like

1231
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: six other guys. My buddy who was there nowhere to

1232
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: be found. I got Yeah, well he didn't get taken

1233
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: off like guys were Holdinghi my I guests. Apparently I

1234
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: don't know. I was getting my ass kicked. So I

1235
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: got a hammerd as I'm trying to hit this one guy,

1236
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm getting choked out by another one, and a bunch

1237
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: of other guys were just wailing on me. It sounds

1238
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 1: like a fight. Yeah. The silver the silver lining to

1239
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: this was after it was over with the same guy

1240
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: that I got in the fight with tried messing with

1241
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: a female cop. This cop was probably half of his

1242
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 1: size and she ducked a punch from him and dropped

1243
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 1: to with an elbow so hard. Bet It turned out

1244
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: these guys were all in Bud's training for Navy seals.

1245
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: So when these guys all got detained twenty minutes later,

1246
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 1: they're a superior officer came down to PB and taught

1247
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: to the officers. They all got uncuffed and went down

1248
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: to the base down near or up near Captain Peleton,

1249
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 1: and they made them run. They're still running. Probably that

1250
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: is punish me. So I have a little scar over

1251
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: my right eye. Uh eyebrows obviously cover it now, but yeah,

1252
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: I will never forget that because I stepped in line

1253
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: for a for female getting hit and uh, I met

1254
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: my I met a demise. I always these women starting

1255
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: fights and then the guy has to come and then

1256
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: what's up with that? Her brother didn't even do anything.

1257
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,439
Speaker 1: That was the worst part. I was with him. Well,

1258
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 1: I I don't have time to get in all that.

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Speaker 1: I have not really been in a real fight since

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01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 1: I was in high school. I got in some dust

1261
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: ups at junior high school and high school back in

1262
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: the days when you can get away with that, and

1263
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: I get suspended and thrown out of school. Nowadays you

1264
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 1: can't do that. But I'm always paranoid. I'm such a

1265
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: big guy. I am paranoid that I'll get into a

1266
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: fight and I'll be the guy that punches someone. They

1267
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 1: fall down, their head hits the ground, that rekill it

1268
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 1: and they're dead. And I don't as much as people

1269
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: upset me and I'd like, in my mind I punched them,

1270
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 1: but I I'm so much bigger than most people size wise.

1271
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just paranoid. I don't want to I mean,

1272
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 1: I don't really want to kill anyone. I've killed all

1273
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 1: the people I want to kill, which is zero, So

1274
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: I'd rather not go down that I would never start

1275
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 1: a fight. I mean I did that, you know, elementary school,

1276
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: in school you're growing up, yeah, yeah, but never in

1277
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 1: his adult Like you said, you hit some of the

1278
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,040
Speaker 1: wrong way or ship they hit you the wrong way

1279
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: and it lights out. Game over, man over man bringing

1280
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,320
Speaker 1: the body. But and for what I know, you know,

1281
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 1: all right, Well, we don't have too much time for

1282
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: because we gotta move on to it. Not for a

1283
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: lot of questions. Unfortunately, we're not gonna get to most

1284
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: of them. Zach from Sacramento says, I have to ask,

1285
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,760
Speaker 1: would you do a podcast for one day with your

1286
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:59,440
Speaker 1: old co host Jason Smith? Just one episode? Well, it

1287
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 1: depends on Ascon, whether Gascon leaves the show or not.

1288
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: But I love Jason. I see Jason every night. And Zach,

1289
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: you must be an old school listener. But in the

1290
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 1: early days of Fox Sports Radio, a weekend program, it

1291
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: was me and Jason Smith side by side. I've known

1292
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 1: Jason for before Fox Sports Radio. We looked worked in

1293
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 1: local radio together, so I would not be opposed to that. Uh.

1294
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: And and what uh, Jim from Orange Mass You ever

1295
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: been Orange Mass? No? Never, it's right near Lemon, Mass No. Uh.

1296
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: What was the most embarrassing costume you ever wore stick

1297
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: to Halloween costume? I don't remember, Jim. I I dressed

1298
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:40,440
Speaker 1: up as like a clown old people police officer, you know,

1299
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 1: the standard fair as a kid. I never dressed up

1300
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 1: as a tampon like Cooper Loop. My brother dressed up

1301
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: as gumby my older brother one year. I remember that

1302
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 1: it had green makeup on all over the place. I

1303
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: didn't really do any of that. Any embarrassing costumes gascon No.

1304
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:57,000
Speaker 1: I think my favorite costume was me and a couple

1305
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: of buddies were in Vegas, uh for our twenty for

1306
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 1: his birthday, and we dressed up a Scotsman and uh

1307
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 1: yeah it was. It was pretty wild. So we had

1308
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: kilts on the whole nine yards. Um well, I this

1309
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 1: was not for Halloween, but I was at the and

1310
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: I did a local radio show for the twentieth anniversary

1311
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: release party of Animal House in Westwood, right near U. C.

1312
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 1: L A. Westwood Boulevard, and they made us wear togas.

1313
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: The program director thought, well, it's Animal House. Where a toga?

1314
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 1: Do you have a picture that? Um, let me tell

1315
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: you something. Yes. One of my most humiliating nights, you know,

1316
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: I met my fattest at this period in my life.

1317
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:38,120
Speaker 1: And I show up to a radio remote broadcast. I

1318
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: then have to go into the bathroom and I have

1319
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 1: to put on a toga. I take my clothes off

1320
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 1: to put on a toga. Yeah. And then and it

1321
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:52,840
Speaker 1: was the Bed and Dave Show with David Smith and

1322
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,639
Speaker 1: he had the same thing. And so then we we

1323
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,560
Speaker 1: Our boss is like, well, why don't you try to

1324
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,799
Speaker 1: promote this? Why don't you go outside on the street.

1325
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 1: And so people driving a very busy street in lay Westwood,

1326
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,760
Speaker 1: both I can see you, and uh so we had

1327
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,800
Speaker 1: to stand out there and uh man, anyone was like

1328
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 1: all these people that were in the movie, the ones

1329
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:14,040
Speaker 1: that didn't die at that time, were there and and

1330
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 1: they were looking as us like a bunch of morons,

1331
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 1: these guys are. They were giving us like that kind

1332
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 1: of look, you know, that kind of thing. So it

1333
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 1: was it was pretty good. That's great. Yeah, all right,

1334
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,679
Speaker 1: why don't we move on? For time reasons here gascon

1335
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: don't stick the sports stories of the week. How about this.

1336
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 1: A bartender in Missouri she got a massive tip when

1337
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: a customer left her not just money, ben she left

1338
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:42,560
Speaker 1: her a winning lottery ticket. And it was worth fifty dollars. Now,

1339
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 1: the one kicker on this is that it's a normal

1340
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,360
Speaker 1: thing for the customer, because what happens is is when

1341
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:51,839
Speaker 1: there's big lottery pots, the customer will typically buy people

1342
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:56,440
Speaker 1: inside the restaurant and their employees lottery tickets and just splurged,

1343
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 1: like Jonas Knox does that at Fox Sports Radio during

1344
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 1: Christmas time instead of buying us gifts, So just buy

1345
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,200
Speaker 1: a scratchers. So this guy had done this on the

1346
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: regular and it came toward the next day that the

1347
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 1: customer or a ticket was purchased a winning lottery ticket

1348
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:15,640
Speaker 1: from the local establishment, and so the staff found out

1349
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 1: that there was a winning lottery ticket that was purchased.

1350
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,679
Speaker 1: Nobody knew who it was. The next day there someone

1351
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: scanner ticket and boom, fifty dollars. Boy, I would not

1352
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: that would be tough if I gave fifty dollars and

1353
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,800
Speaker 1: you didn't know it. But that's a tough one. Would

1354
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 1: you ask Would you ask for some Uh? No, I

1355
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 1: mean I don't think you're entitled to it. Right. Once

1356
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 1: you give the gift, you can't then ask for the

1357
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,559
Speaker 1: gift back. Now, if they want to give you some money,

1358
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 1: the person that won. I think that's fair, but you

1359
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 1: can't be the one today. You're a dick if you

1360
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 1: do that, right now, that's true, that's true. How about

1361
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 1: this one? Uh? T s A. Have you had any

1362
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 1: trouble with T. S A other than grabbing my nuts? Uh?

1363
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: You know no, I mean it's the paint of the aspid.

1364
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:04,120
Speaker 1: I guess that's a good point, but you know, obviously humiliating,

1365
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 1: and you know they you know, they're just rocking you

1366
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 1: when they look at your naked body and all that.

1367
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 1: A lot of these guys. But yeah, I don't enjoy it.

1368
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: But I've not had anything really horrific that has happened.

1369
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,200
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I bring that up because he Throw

1370
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 1: airport is one of the busiest airports in the world,

1371
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:21,960
Speaker 1: and that's there's no argument there. Um. The airport itself

1372
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: had actually apologized to a local television reporter because she

1373
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: was asked by staff to publicly strip and go through

1374
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: the portals that were made there. Staff made her stripped

1375
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:38,600
Speaker 1: down and ben she was left going through the expressway

1376
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:42,639
Speaker 1: with a black vest on, no bra, and just her panties. Yeah. Now,

1377
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:44,639
Speaker 1: I want to point out when I first heard this story,

1378
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 1: guess and I thought, boy, she must be beautiful. Yeah,

1379
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,040
Speaker 1: I mean, this must be a ten attend. These guys,

1380
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 1: these horn dog guys must have been like, I want

1381
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: to see this woman close off. I saw a photover

1382
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 1: a guest. She's a you know, nice woman. I'm sure.

1383
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 1: I don't know, but she's about as far away from that.

1384
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 1: You know, maybe back in her glory days she was.

1385
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 1: But where are they now? Yeah? Not not anymore. Like

1386
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 1: she's not a she's not a five in des Moines, Iowa. No,

1387
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: I mean maybe like mine is two in des Moines. Okay,

1388
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 1: come on, she's somebody's mom. I mean that's she could

1389
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:22,000
Speaker 1: be somebody's mom. Just say, I'm being honest. You want

1390
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 1: me to lie. Well, she's not gonna hear this podcast? Well,

1391
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 1: you never know, I mean we're heard around the world. Yeah,

1392
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:29,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's I'm sure we got a big listenership

1393
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: in London. We got Terry Bridge Cambridge University. Have we

1394
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,280
Speaker 1: got Terry that's out there? Terry in England? Yeah, the

1395
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,599
Speaker 1: leader of the UK Mala Militia. I'm glad we brought

1396
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: up Terry too, because there's another story that we'll get

1397
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: to here in a second. But how about this police

1398
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,719
Speaker 1: took the time to blow up an innocent man's house.

1399
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 1: Now it wasn't for no reason. Then they were actually

1400
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:53,719
Speaker 1: looking for a armed shoplifter. That's right, an armed shoplifter. Um,

1401
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 1: he's a very dangerous thing when you shoplift with a weapon. Well,

1402
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: of course, but he robbed a local wall mart and

1403
01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: then proceeded to barricade himself in. Where did this happen.

1404
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it to that. I'm gonna get to that.

1405
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:10,800
Speaker 1: He barricaded himself in this house and in particular a

1406
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 1: bathroom for nineteen hours before squat squad before swat fired.

1407
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,360
Speaker 1: That's a new squad is squat They squat down they

1408
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:22,799
Speaker 1: that's what they so, swat fired gas into the house,

1409
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:26,120
Speaker 1: drove an armored truck through the doors, and then toss

1410
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:29,120
Speaker 1: flash bangs before blowing out some of the walls in

1411
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 1: this house. Now the city is Greenwood Village in Colorado.

1412
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,280
Speaker 1: He trade wait wait wait wait wait wait Greenwood Village. Yes,

1413
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 1: you know why Greenwood Village is famous. Guess you have

1414
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 1: food there? Yeah, I have a food dish named after

1415
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: me in that in that city. How great is that?

1416
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: The chicken tenders? Uh? Well, kind of it is. Uh,

1417
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:58,280
Speaker 1: the the chicken there's like chicken sandwich with my my

1418
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:01,720
Speaker 1: name in it. Yeah, how about that? Man? I want

1419
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:05,160
Speaker 1: to make it all about you. Well, no, it's next

1420
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:08,799
Speaker 1: time you're in Colorado, you world traveler. Uh, you can

1421
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 1: in in Greenwood Village. It's the sports Book Bar and

1422
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 1: there's actually two locations in the Denver area. But they

1423
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,800
Speaker 1: have the Mallard chicken tender sandwich on the menu. Why

1424
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:21,320
Speaker 1: would I'm not gonna to enjoy the Mallard chicken tender sandwich.

1425
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:24,479
Speaker 1: Don't we have a listener out there? What's the named Christina? Uh? Well,

1426
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:28,640
Speaker 1: we had we had well, we had nerd. Christina's right.

1427
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:33,320
Speaker 1: We also have Queen Roxanne, who's the one the Queen's

1428
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: and a high ranking in the female continuent of the

1429
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 1: Mallar Militia. She's not very high up. She well, but

1430
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,519
Speaker 1: she flew out the California Tammy didn't fly out the guy.

1431
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 1: She flew out to California to hang out with us

1432
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 1: at the minor league appearance we did a couple of years,

1433
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: and not the one with you, but the one that

1434
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:52,000
Speaker 1: had a nice ballpark. How do you know Tammy hasn't

1435
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,760
Speaker 1: flown out here. Well, I mean said and said, well,

1436
01:14:56,240 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I mean, she's wow. What anyway, So

1437
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 1: this guy tried, This guy tried suing the city. Yeah,

1438
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 1: it seems like he had a good case. Yeah, the

1439
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:12,320
Speaker 1: city turned it down, but they offered him five thousand

1440
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:16,040
Speaker 1: dollars for a temporary rental assistance for his insurance deductible

1441
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars for a house that was demolished by

1442
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:26,040
Speaker 1: local swat. Wow, that's that's wonderful. I guess police can

1443
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:29,240
Speaker 1: do whatever they want, and they you're screwed pretty much, right.

1444
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 1: They can destroy your house with no real legit reason

1445
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 1: and you But then we see other stories where people

1446
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,559
Speaker 1: get paid millions of dollars in settlements, So it does

1447
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:41,040
Speaker 1: cut both ways. It's a double edge situation. Speaking of that,

1448
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: how about this for a call to help? A phone

1449
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:47,919
Speaker 1: sex line number was accidentally printed on a suicide hotline

1450
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:51,400
Speaker 1: on a middle school student I D card in Lancaster.

1451
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:53,240
Speaker 1: It's a middle school up there. I think it's talk

1452
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 1: about the fourteen California. There's a bunch of Lancasters. But

1453
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:59,479
Speaker 1: in California. Yeah, so school I D cards with a

1454
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: phone X line on there as opposed to a suicide

1455
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 1: hot line number. It's one of those adult chat lines.

1456
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 1: So if you called them back in the daily, it's

1457
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:09,280
Speaker 1: like three or four nine. I used to call those

1458
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:11,559
Speaker 1: back in the year. In trouble right, they blocked those

1459
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,840
Speaker 1: numbers on your phone. Well, you could push pounds six

1460
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 1: seven and then down the number. If you really wanted to,

1461
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:19,080
Speaker 1: you can call you back. I could do. That's a

1462
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,320
Speaker 1: good point. That's the old pay phone trick. Back in

1463
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: the year, there's like five some five five five numbers

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01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 1: you could call. I remember when I was a kid

1465
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 1: in junior high there was a number somebody at school

1466
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 1: figured out and if you called the pay phone the

1467
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,000
Speaker 1: phone it was like a way to test pay phones

1468
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:35,719
Speaker 1: back in those days, and so they would the phone

1469
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,519
Speaker 1: would start ringing back so the person, the phone person,

1470
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,720
Speaker 1: the operator could figure out where the phone was working at.

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01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:44,560
Speaker 1: I used to do that on dates back in the day.

1472
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, when the when the dates weren't going well,

1473
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:53,040
Speaker 1: I would purposely call those numbers to have them call

1474
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:57,639
Speaker 1: me back. Or I would call movie theaters and I'd

1475
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:00,879
Speaker 1: call for showtimes because in the show times are obviously

1476
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,960
Speaker 1: telling you, they'll tell you the times, but just you

1477
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,559
Speaker 1: put the phone up lout enough and you can hear

1478
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 1: somebody talking. So if you're right next to me and

1479
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: you're listening to the conversation, you can't. You can't hear

1480
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,599
Speaker 1: the words that are bled out. They never stopped talking though,

1481
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Yeah, but by the way you did that,

1482
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: I was always women that did that to me. It

1483
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,760
Speaker 1: was never I never did that. I did it such

1484
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: a studt different different times in our life. And uh so, alright,

1485
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,439
Speaker 1: so anyway, this back to the middle school high desert

1486
01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 1: part of California, and they had a a sex line

1487
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:39,040
Speaker 1: instead of the suicide hot line. All right, So there's

1488
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 1: a couple of ways you can look. It's obviously some mistake.

1489
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: Somebody just changed some digits and all that. You don't

1490
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:45,639
Speaker 1: in the early days of Fox Sports Radio are calling

1491
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:49,240
Speaker 1: number if you dialed the wrong digit at the end.

1492
01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 1: I think it was the last two digits if you

1493
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:55,320
Speaker 1: like flipped them. It was a sex line. Yeah, that

1494
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,800
Speaker 1: happened with the Fox, but I think that's with a

1495
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 1: lot of numbers. But but anyway, uh, you know, depending

1496
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 1: on what your your depression is, uh, sex line could

1497
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 1: actually help, right, I mean, it's not like many defends

1498
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,280
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, I couldn't help at all. It's

1499
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:12,720
Speaker 1: for middle school. Those middle school kids are in all

1500
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,720
Speaker 1: kinds of crazy stuff these days, aren't they. I don't know.

1501
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm staying away from that. Last one UK politician, This

1502
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 1: one's for Terry Keith Vaz. He's in some trouble right now.

1503
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,920
Speaker 1: Parliament can actually ban him after he was caught trying

1504
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:30,439
Speaker 1: to buy drugs for prostitutes. Now Ben the kicker and

1505
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: all this, he will be banned for six months after

1506
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:38,200
Speaker 1: he tried buying cocaine for some male prostitutes. The top

1507
01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:40,880
Speaker 1: on all this is VADs is actually married and he

1508
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:42,800
Speaker 1: was the head of a committee that was committed to

1509
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,880
Speaker 1: probing current drug policies in the UK. So are you's

1510
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,880
Speaker 1: saying he's gay? Is that what you're saying? Guest? Is

1511
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:51,439
Speaker 1: that what your the irony? And all this is he's

1512
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,599
Speaker 1: caught trying to buy cocaine when he's in charge of

1513
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:59,599
Speaker 1: a committee that's looking to curb drug use in the UK. Yeah,

1514
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 1: But isn't this like that's on the same spectrum as

1515
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 1: like the the guy that was running the clinic to

1516
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,160
Speaker 1: change gay people straight, you know, the therapy thing, and

1517
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:10,920
Speaker 1: then he turned out he was gay the whole time.

1518
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,280
Speaker 1: What about the local reporter for kt l A here

1519
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles? Which one is that one? Which one?

1520
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: There was a local reporter here in Los Angeles that

1521
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:26,000
Speaker 1: was married, okay and kids, Yes, and he died during

1522
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 1: a sexual rendezvous with a male prostitute when he injected

1523
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 1: him with some crystal meth. Yeah. Well there was another.

1524
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,439
Speaker 1: There was a female that was married to a pretty

1525
01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:40,080
Speaker 1: powerful radio personality. You know, it was on television, and

1526
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,680
Speaker 1: I guess this is not that odd, but she just

1527
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:44,320
Speaker 1: decided in the middle of the marriage that she was

1528
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 1: a lesbian. And how about that? There's a fun fact?

1529
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:53,840
Speaker 1: Who was it? Uh? Yeah, kids, well kids, it's it's

1530
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,800
Speaker 1: a podcast. No one's gonna be paying attention to it.

1531
01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:59,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna pay my legal bills, all of them. Like

1532
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:03,000
Speaker 1: A I could claim bankruptcy, Well I don't know. If

1533
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:06,080
Speaker 1: they claim it, you are bankrupt. I don't need to

1534
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,479
Speaker 1: claim it. It's it's true. So that means I'm okay.

1535
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:12,120
Speaker 1: If I back into your car, apparently you don't need insurance.

1536
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 1: You can just back in my car. Welcome to California people, anyways, Ben,

1537
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:17,840
Speaker 1: that's it all right there, it is. Have a great

1538
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,640
Speaker 1: weekend and enjoy the hell out of it. Whatever you

1539
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,600
Speaker 1: end up doing this weekend, don't forget the other podcast,

1540
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:26,559
Speaker 1: which will be Benny Versus the Penny. I guess we'll

1541
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:28,839
Speaker 1: have to do a quick version of Benny Versus the Penny.

1542
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:31,639
Speaker 1: But we'll be back on the radio after that Sunday

1543
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 1: night Patriots Ravens Game Sunday night into Monday morning on

1544
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:38,080
Speaker 1: the Overnight. But thank you for supporting the show. Keep

1545
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:41,320
Speaker 1: sending those emails the message on social media. We'll catch

1546
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:45,479
Speaker 1: you next time. All right, I got I'm gonna go

1547
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 1: on the other studio, So hold one second, can't wait?

1548
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:54,400
Speaker 1: Shut up? Yeahvin, By the way, you're your next up

1549
01:20:54,439 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 1: when guest gon quits the podcast. So I hope you're prepared.

1550
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,760
Speaker 1: He's already threatening to quit. I hope you're prepared. Don't

1551
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: worry about it. Oh yeah, all right, we'll do it, man,

1552
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:10,799
Speaker 1: we'll dominate. Yeah. Test one, two, three, four, five, six.

1553
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,639
Speaker 1: See you get him a new voice so it sounds better.

1554
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:15,559
Speaker 1: I have a great voice. The funk you're talking about

1555
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:18,360
Speaker 1: it sounds like it. Well, all right, let's get the

1556
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:21,240
Speaker 1: real talent. Mike checked. That's right, man. You know I'm

1557
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:23,559
Speaker 1: very loud yea, and I like to talk very loud.

1558
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,680
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. There you go,

1559
01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:30,240
Speaker 1: all right, you're good. All right, So guests, Scott, I

1560
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:37,599
Speaker 1: got Uncle Mo, benders, zombies, goats, spiders, and lazy horses. Uh,

1561
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:42,479
Speaker 1: study this. What else they got? It's in the bag.

1562
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:47,439
Speaker 1: And don't stick to sports anything else that is uh,

1563
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:50,160
Speaker 1: that is it? Okay? What are those stories? We don't

1564
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:55,519
Speaker 1: stick to sports. Not that really matters. But um, hold on,

1565
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:59,599
Speaker 1: suck out? Is someone editing something I heard some playback

1566
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:09,120
Speaker 1: or something? Um bum bum bum see here. Uh all right,

1567
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:13,599
Speaker 1: I guess we'll you know, we'll do it. Let's get

1568
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:17,320
Speaker 1: started here, Let's see what happens. Ready, have some tacos?

1569
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 1: Have one for me, man, I'm not eating much of

1570
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,600
Speaker 1: these days. And Gavin, can you hit that open and

1571
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 1: then pot yourself? Though come boom boom four hours a

1572
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:36,800
Speaker 1: day minutes wasn't enough, think again, he's the last remnants

1573
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 1: of the old Republic. That was way too loud. Is

1574
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:43,800
Speaker 1: that we're done, beautiful, that's a good podcast. We'll put

1575
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:45,639
Speaker 1: that fucking thing up. I'm out of here. I'm gonna

1576
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:48,439
Speaker 1: go fucking have a taco myself. Fuck y'all, see you later.

1577
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:54,960
Speaker 1: Bastion of fairness, he treats crackheads. Not that I don't

1578
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:56,920
Speaker 1: like the middle part, because I think the middle parts

1579
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:06,960
Speaker 1: great distracted booms, All right, jokes done, Come on, boom.

1580
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:10,479
Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

1581
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:14,320
Speaker 1: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

1582
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:17,600
Speaker 1: of the Old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He

1583
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:20,640
Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the

1584
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. To clearinghouse of hot takes,

1585
01:23:25,439 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

1586
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:34,799
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now. That it does, and we welcome

1587
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:43,000
Speaker 1: me into the Magical Podcast. If you thought jokes, think again.

1588
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:46,519
Speaker 1: He's the last remnants of the Old Republic, a sole

1589
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:50,120
Speaker 1: bastion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter

1590
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:53,120
Speaker 1: the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

1591
01:23:55,120 --> 01:24:06,040
Speaker 1: What the hell happened? Hello? I was exhilarating and frightening. Boom.

1592
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,080
Speaker 1: Have you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

1593
01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:13,879
Speaker 1: a week was enough, Think again. He's the last remnants

1594
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:17,200
Speaker 1: of the Old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He

1595
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:20,200
Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

1596
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:24,240
Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse to clearing house of

1597
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:28,800
Speaker 1: hot takes. Break Free for Something Special Hour with Ben

1598
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:33,679
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now that it does and welcome into

1599
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:39,639
Speaker 1: the amazing podcast world. Boom, what is going on here? Well?

1600
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:43,520
Speaker 1: Walker is going on here? How hard is that? Unfucking believable?

1601
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:49,240
Speaker 1: No tacos for you, No fucking goddamn tacos. I don't

1602
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:52,720
Speaker 1: know if it just closed the window. I mean, how

1603
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,040
Speaker 1: many times you gonna play the goddamn think. I'm not

1604
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,720
Speaker 1: planning again. I'm just gonna edit it. Okay, I'll edit it.

1605
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,560
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, all right. The only us to

1606
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:01,600
Speaker 1: sue one