1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:07,080 Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, the subject I'm married to 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:11,879 Speaker 1: a messy Mitch. Got it, I'm married to a messy Mitch. 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a bit find out 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right now, it is time for 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: the nephew and the prank phone call which you got 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: for us today, nev Ah. Let me dig in here, Carlyn. 8 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 1: Find something that's gonna be ignorant in your bag of pranks. 9 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: My bag of pranks I have today. Parasites, parasites, paras 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: all right, all minds clear, parasites cat dog if you 11 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 1: would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Brian. Brian. 12 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: Hey Brian, this is Dr Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah, 13 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: I'm going I'm good. Okay, listen, you actually came in, 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: uh maybe like two and a half weeks ago here 15 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: to my office and got a physical for for Life insurance. 16 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, right right, yeah, everything okay, well yeah, yeah, 17 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: everything's gonna be pretty good. I'd like to see if 18 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: I can get you to come in and I you know, 19 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 1: everything's gonna be fine, but I got a small procedure 20 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: we'd like to do to actually, uh, you know right now, 21 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: you're not a proof for your life insurance to do 22 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 1: until this procedure is done. So if you don't mind 23 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: coming in, we'd we'd like to get you jaking caro. 24 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: When can I schedule you to come in like, uh, 25 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: maybe tomorrow or the following day? Yeah? What what kind 26 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: of procedure is? Well? Actually, I don't know if you've 27 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 1: heard of it. This is an okayosh for me? I 28 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 1: got something? What's with that? So it's something with you? 29 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 1: Wasn't that I'm doing my eyes? I ain't heard with 30 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: with that. No, no ochayos for me has nothing to 31 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,279 Speaker 1: do with the eyes, No, nothing at all. We found 32 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: a little bit of parasites in a particular area, and 33 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: what we want to do is make sure we just 34 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: remove it completely and you'll be fine, You'll get your 35 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: life insurance, you're and your family will be great. So 36 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: can I get you to come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon? 37 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: And what what area? I found the parasites? And actually 38 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: one of your testicles has some parasites. So what we're 39 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,079 Speaker 1: gonna do is what what's called a okayosht for me 40 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: and okay astrom me is actually removing that testicle completely, 41 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,239 Speaker 1: and then everything's gonna be fine. It's all confined and 42 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: we'll be able to remove it. You'll be on your way, 43 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: you'll get your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, 44 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 1: Like I said, can I get can I? Can I 45 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: get you to come in tomorrow? What what my testical? Well? 46 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 1: Only one? Only one, and it's not gonna take along. 47 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get 48 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: you to come in tomorrow or the next day and 49 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: we get you to what the are you available? I 50 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: wanted for the routine I got to remove So you 51 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 1: know what, often times when people come in for life insurance, 52 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 1: these type of things happen. So we want to get 53 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: you in and get it out as quickly as possible. Now, Man, 54 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 1: I'm I went in for a routine physical. Man, I 55 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to be kicking off his extra Still, man, 56 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: I get a parasite, man and my testical. You don't 57 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: remove a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five. Me and my 58 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: wife wing. I know kids. They were trying to be 59 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: like I gotta move with testicle. Let me say this 60 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: to you, Brian, You're gonna be completely fine. You'll be 61 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,959 Speaker 1: able to create children. You'll be in a little normal life. 62 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 1: You know, you'll just see um, you won't have all 63 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: of them, but you'll have enough to create children. You understand. No, 64 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: I mean I can't No, I ain't gonna no, I 65 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: can't come in for that, sir. Is there any way 66 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: I can get you in the marrow or the morrow 67 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so we can kind of 68 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: get this thing taken care of and we can get 69 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: you moving on your way, and that people can get 70 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: the life insurance papers together and so forth. No, man, man, 71 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: we ain't rescheduling now. I need a second or third 72 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: opinion on that, and you're talking about taking away one 73 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man. I'm gonna need 74 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: to see another doctor, man, Sir, Sir, you can go 75 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: around the entire city and see several doctors. I'm gonna 76 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: tell you you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm gonna 77 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: try to knock this thing out for you, knocking off. 78 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: I ain't agree. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, man, 79 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: I's to join it to get money medicine, nothing, man, 80 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: I need to take a third openI Brian I tell you, 81 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: if you come in and let me get this thing 82 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: taken care of, you know, I have you back. You know, 83 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: big ball and shot calling before it's all over. You 84 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: know what big balling should call it? Man, I told you, man, 85 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: I ain't ain't going in for none of that. Man, 86 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: I'm sus to tell my wife. Man, this this ain't cool. Man, 87 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: I ain't going into that. Man. I'm rescinding it. Man, 88 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: you rel what do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir? What 89 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm getting another opinion. I ain't going in 90 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: for the okay, but I'm trying to make you a 91 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,600 Speaker 1: big baller shot caller. You know, man, what what is 92 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 1: your name? Are you supposed to? Doctor? You're making a 93 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 1: little jokes man that you're doing a little play on words, 94 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: and it ain't even funny. And I'm calling the insurance 95 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: funny telling they get me doctor. You think you're funny. Hey, 96 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: it ain't funny, man. You know you're making a little joke. Man, 97 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 1: ain't funny? Man. Taking the pain now, I have to 98 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: getting all of the work that we got, the blood work, 99 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: the year and word, the complete physical. That's when we 100 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: didn't realize that you had parasites in a particular area. 101 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: So what we're trying, I'm not. I don't mean I'm 102 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: trying to make a light of make humoring it just 103 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: to make you feel a little bit more comfortable. I apologize, 104 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: all right. That ain't funny, man, you're losing over That 105 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,480 Speaker 1: ain't funny. Man. If I had a situation and nursing 106 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: would have told me that, you ain't telling me nothing. 107 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: Man had me thinking, I'm all good. Now you're telling 108 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: me I gotta come in to remove the tests. We 109 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: have to run tests on you, sir. We got test 110 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: back when you do have the parasites, and what we 111 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: want to do is make sure we can completely cleared out. 112 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: The only way I can clear that out is to 113 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: remove that testicle. Man, it's the man. I gotta hairsites. Man, 114 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,480 Speaker 1: may y'all here running on his chests on me. Man, 115 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: I'm going to another doctor, man, because it's man. I 116 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: ain't got no tar saites. Man, all these tests out 117 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: to me, y'all ruind me, I gotta remove it. That 118 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 1: that's something you over here, and joy I know you doctor. Man. 119 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: I ain't gotta says man. I'm following my hand shirt. 120 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: I'm telling like dealing with you because you man, I 121 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,840 Speaker 1: ain't got no parasites, man, Bryan, let me make you 122 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: understand something clearly here. It's my job as a physician 123 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 1: that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's my 124 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: job to come to you and extract the problem. You're 125 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,919 Speaker 1: leading towards me having to come to your home and 126 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: extract the problem when you want to cut them O. 127 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 1: How man you I wish you wanted Steff with how 128 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: natal test man? You you ting I'm going to another doctor, 129 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 1: I'm getting another chance. I ain't got a chance. I it, sir. 130 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 1: You've got the parasite, and you only have twenty four 131 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: hours for me to get sir. I have to move 132 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: on this quickly. Brian. Okay, dude, I'm not gonna tell 133 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: you again, I ain't got I ain't gonna go. This's 134 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 1: like it's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from 135 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: another another human being. It just developed in one out 136 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,040 Speaker 1: of every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian, 137 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 1: I gotta extracted from you. You try to tell me 138 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 1: I'm the one man you know what I'm coming like 139 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 1: the parasite man, there's something else that you have that 140 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: I haven't told you about. There's something else I need 141 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: to tell you. I got here, someone I got past 142 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 1: I what else? You just got pranked? You just got 143 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: prank by if you Timmy from the Steve Harley Water Show, 144 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: your wife a Nika got me the plant phone call you. 145 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 1: That's how we do it. That's a smoke. That's how 146 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: we do it. Happy guys, right, trying to tell me, Frank, 147 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: it ain't easy. Somebody branking. It ain't easy, but somebody 148 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: got to do what. You understand It ain't easy, but 149 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: somebody has to do it. I chose myself. If you 150 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 1: time me, you understand that was that stupid enough? Yeah? Yes, 151 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 1: is that a question? It is our honor to sit 152 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: here and listen to him. That's right now. You are 153 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: the king of pranks. Thank you appreciate that. I just 154 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: want to did you mo do it? Steve? We have time. Man, 155 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 1: I've never met anybody more gifted, more talented. He's just girl. 156 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: I can't, girl, girl, I can't. I can't get it all. 157 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:21,840 Speaker 1: There's so many words to describe him. Let me try, 158 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: Let me try so good? Oh man, come on, just expedited. Wow, No, 159 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 1: you don't know you didn't. Yeah, like that. One more, 160 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: one more, one more, knock it out the park. Come on, Yeah, 161 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 1: ex experdited, you know, like abbreviated, you know, experditor brevis. 162 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 1: I'm trying to thank you. Something shout going up next, 163 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter this subject. I'm married a messy Mitch. I'm 164 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 1: married to a messy Mitch. We'll get into that right 165 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.