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Speaker 1: Second date update. I'm calling it right now. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: put one up in the L column today, Okay, L

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Speaker 1: for love.

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Speaker 2: Oh. I was excited, and then I realized it wasn't

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Speaker 2: a WO no L for love.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the listener who emailed us,

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Speaker 1: the date he went on, or the person they want

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Speaker 1: us to call, but I just have this feeling deep

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Speaker 1: down that by the end of this segment it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be love one crippling loneliness zero. Jeff, let's go because

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Speaker 1: our listener Danny definitely needs some love and Danny, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. You ready for a big L today.

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Speaker 3: See, I'm ready for a big w L.

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Speaker 1: We need to give you some L.

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Speaker 3: I like, Danny, thank you, I appreciate you.

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Speaker 2: I do, I will say. Jeff came pretty aggressive with

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I'm confident about this call, but he's

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Speaker 1: trying to change the llen to love. It's all I'm

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Speaker 1: messed up for you. J Yeah, let's get back on

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Speaker 1: track here, Danny, So let's start at the beginning. Tell

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Speaker 1: us about the person you want us to call today.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, guys, I met this nice young lady by the

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Speaker 3: name of Jessica. It was at Whole Foods. I usually

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Speaker 3: meet most of my you know, higher class women at

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Speaker 3: Whole Foods.

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Speaker 1: Look at that. Wait, when you said Jessica was a

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Speaker 1: nice lady, you mean like looks why is nice? Or

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Speaker 1: she was actually a nice person when you talked.

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Speaker 3: To it all the whole shebang.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so all the quality ladies are at Whole paycheck?

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Speaker 2: Huh paycheck?

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Speaker 1: You call it that?

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Speaker 2: I know everybody that really funny, not everybody called yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah at least but oh yeah, I don't even chop

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Speaker 1: there really, but once a month on a box there.

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Speaker 1: All right, So tell us how you met, Like, how

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Speaker 1: did this interaction in the Whole Foods go down with Jessica?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? So I was walking through and I normally last

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Speaker 3: I mentioned meet a lot of nice women that I'm

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Speaker 3: not scared to talk to strangers and complimented her style

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Speaker 3: and her hair. It's kept as simple, Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 1: What do you say? That's some nice hair you got.

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Speaker 1: How do you can it go up there? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And after I complimented her, I asked her for

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Speaker 3: ig because that's the thing these.

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Speaker 2: Days, and that feels safe, like that feels like you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So what did she say?

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Speaker 2: She said, no, Oh, did you actually go on a

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Speaker 3: Or well, I was surprised she actually ended up giving

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Speaker 1: Oh you can't have my Instagram, but you can't have

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Speaker 2: Or to give a fake number exactly.

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Speaker 1: Power moved by her, But I'm assuming that wasn't the case.

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Speaker 3: You know, it was old school, and I like old school.

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Speaker 3: So I ended up giving her a call.

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Speaker 2: Oh you actually called? You didn't even text?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So I invited her to a nice, fancy, high

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Speaker 2: That's a great sign, Like, what were you guys connecting over?

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Speaker 3: We talked about everything. I remember us talking about travel

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Speaker 1: They call, So you guys are sharing things are going good?

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Speaker 1: What type of vibe are you getting from her?

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Speaker 3: I'm, you know, getting a good bob. I'm picking up

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Speaker 3: the receptive kind of vibe from her. She did at

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Speaker 3: where she bucked off of the horse she was riding,

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Speaker 3: and I laughed, You laughed, man, she got offended.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, she's telling a serious story about of course.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she wasn broke my back.

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Speaker 2: I thought that would be a funny story too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I thought too. I must have read

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Speaker 3: her wrong, you know. I apologized and I said, I

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Speaker 2: Okay, So that's the one moment that stood out to you,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was one thing that I said about a

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Speaker 3: weird hobby that maybe might have rubbed her the wrong way.

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Speaker 3: I collect vintage maps.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 1: How would a vintage map rub her the wrong way?

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Speaker 2: And she hates when countries aren't currently labeled what they're

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Speaker 2: actually talling.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, Czechoslovakia that doesn't exist.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it sounded more like an old person hobby to her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, rubbed her the wrong ways and

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Speaker 1: turned her off, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: It turned her off.

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Speaker 2: People say that about stamp collecting, and I still think

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Speaker 2: it's cool, you know. Point it's not far off from

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not kidding. So how long has it been

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been two weeks since our date, and I

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Speaker 3: haven't been in contact with her at all. I'm not

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Speaker 3: sure what transpired because I'm not a guy that normally

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Speaker 3: just goes on one date and not another. You know

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Speaker 1: You usually get another name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well you sound I mean it sounds like

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Speaker 2: that alone will usually get you another night.

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Speaker 3: And you guys can't even see me. I consider myself

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Speaker 3: a pretty good looking dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh so we got to catch here. I'm gotta hear

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Speaker 3: Going on there.

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Speaker 1: The good news is you had some setbacks, but you

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Speaker 1: got back on that metaphorical horse when it bucked you off.

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Speaker 2: Don't use that.

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Speaker 1: We'll save the horse metaphors and put them in you

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Speaker 1: got it now, We'll put them back in the stable

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Speaker 1: before we call Jessica for you and try and get

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Speaker 1: you your second date update right after this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you guys for your help.

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Speaker 1: All right, hold on, second date update. We've been talking

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Speaker 1: to Danny and learned Danny likes himself a classy gown

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Speaker 1: because he met Jessica in a Whole Foods Hello Bougie,

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Speaker 1: and talked about traveling the world with her, Hello Luxury.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, And he did suffer a small setback after

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it would have been appropriate laughter time too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anytime Brooks shares a personal story, we all burst

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean people's misery is funny, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Brook stories like I bucked a horse off of my back.

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Speaker 1: Aside from that, he felt very confident that he would

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Speaker 1: be seeing her again, which brings us to this moment

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Speaker 1: two weeks later where he's hearing nothing So Danny before

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Speaker 1: we call her, how are you feeling about this?

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Speaker 3: I'm still in shock because I'm never wanting done. I'm

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Speaker 3: always getting to return after the first date. So weird.

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Speaker 1: Wait, but I like it.

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Speaker 2: If she says no, will it be the first time

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Speaker 2: you've been rejected?

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Speaker 3: Very first?

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Speaker 2: Whoa ever? Welcome to the club.

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Speaker 1: I had a friend who was a model and I

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Speaker 1: was there for the first time he was ever rejected.

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Speaker 2: Was it hard for him?

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Speaker 1: It really was. I know you're joking, but cruly you

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Speaker 1: could see in his eyes he's like, how is this

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Speaker 1: even a possibility? So I hope that doesn't happen to

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Speaker 1: you today, Broke, But if it does and you want

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Speaker 1: to hug afterwards or exchange favors, whatever you like to

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Speaker 1: do after, it's like, we're there for you. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 2: He's the one that brought up favors.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak his language. So bottom line, we're

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Speaker 1: there for you, Danny, and appreciate We appreciate you. We're

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Speaker 1: going to show you after the call. But let's call

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Speaker 1: Jessica first. Here we go you. Hello, Hey, is this Jessica?

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Speaker 5: Yes, hey, Jessica.

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Speaker 1: We are a radio show calling you. We're called Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, if you're busy right now?

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Speaker 5: Why is there a radio station calling me?

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Speaker 1: Part of that, but mostly because we do this segment

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Speaker 1: on the show that's called the second Date Update, where

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Speaker 1: we help out our listeners who've gone out with someone

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Speaker 1: and they're not getting a call back for a second meetup.

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Speaker 2: What don't you want to know who wrote us about you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a guy named Danny. Oh I heard the g.

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Speaker 5: Why that reaction, Well, we just don't connect, so.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: This is to me really because that is so strange.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like he was a really nice guy who

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Speaker 1: You and easy to talk to because we spoke to

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Speaker 1: him before. We spoke to him before calling you, and

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Speaker 1: he told us about the date. From his description, it

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Speaker 6: No, I feel like.

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Speaker 5: He is a kind of person that would have a

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, you you have to explain why he was

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Speaker 4: so off putting, because I don't know if he just

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Speaker 5: The absolute opposite. I don't know, it's just.

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Speaker 2: Can you like walk us through the date in your eyes?

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Speaker 1: We need something specific that gave you that impression.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I saw things were going okay, but once

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Speaker 5: I started to dig deeper, I found out some things

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Speaker 5: but just kind of turned me off, Like.

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Speaker 2: Things in your conversation that he revealed or yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well, we were talking about hobbies and then he said

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Speaker 5: he was into boxing and I was like.

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Speaker 6: Oh, that's really cool.

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Speaker 5: You spar at the gym and he was like, no,

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Speaker 5: I spar in parking lot.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh like street boxing maybe like fight club style?

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Speaker 2: Is that what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Did you ask more?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 5: I was like with the random people and he said

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Speaker 5: no over Facebook arguments?

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Speaker 1: What wow?

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Speaker 3: Nice?

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Speaker 2: He gets in fights with people on Facebook and then

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Speaker 2: meets him in parking lots, red flags everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I guess.

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Speaker 5: So, I mean I got out of there soon, like

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I guess.

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Speaker 6: She was very proud of this hobby that he had,

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Speaker 6: and I was just like, I really hate violence, and

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Speaker 6: also like, what do you expect me to go out

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Speaker 6: with somebody who hits people right and.

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Speaker 2: Facebook that actively?

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Speaker 1: Yes exactly.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's so messed up. And like boxing is

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Speaker 1: And yeah, but maybe that's just our understanding of it.

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Speaker 2: How could you?

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Speaker 1: Well, let's ask him, because I need to tell you, Jessica,

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Speaker 5: He's not on the phone.

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Speaker 3: I hate definitely.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, see there he is.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know you felt that way. You should have

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Speaker 2: That's kind of threatening, Like you get so upset at

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Speaker 3: Danny, Jessica, you're getting this all wrong. I'm actually doing

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Speaker 2: What wait, what defines a Facebook troll?

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Speaker 3: People that come on there and talk a bunch of crack?

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Speaker 2: Aren't they usually like either teenagers or really really old people.

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Speaker 1: Than paid for engagement. I troll all day long. I

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Speaker 1: make a lot of money. Be careful you, Danny might

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Speaker 3: Listen. I don't go looking for them. I engage them

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Speaker 1: Okay, neutral ground.

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Speaker 2: But also, like Jessica, Facebook trolls do kind of suck.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I couldn't picture my boyfriend saying, Hey, I

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Speaker 3: Listen, Jessica, what I'm doing is a lot cheaper than therapy.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, well therapy for you or is it for

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely for me. I'm so much more than Like,

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Speaker 1: They're kind of at peace too, so for a few

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Speaker 2: I had a really good friend that struggled with depression

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Speaker 3: It's a form of physical terrify You guys are acting

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Speaker 2: Yeah. That's how many Facebook trolls have you fought? That's

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Speaker 3: Actually I have lost count at this point.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, or he's got brain damage.

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Speaker 2: Only count to ten the names from my page. I

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'll take them on if they meet me,

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Speaker 3: I'll do it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, in a full time job, not a hobby.

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Speaker 1: You want to find our friend? I'm kidding. So, if

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Speaker 1: of Facebook parking lot brawls. So, Danny, is there any

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Speaker 3: I just want to let her know that I met

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Speaker 1: And wait, excuse me, that's a joy.

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Speaker 3: It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, sense of humor.

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Speaker 3: That's good in all seriousness. I'm a good dude. You

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Speaker 3: and I'll protect you.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's okay. I did not like that sentence that

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Speaker 1: being said. We would like to offer to send you

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Speaker 1: on another date with Danny and we would pay for it, Jessica,

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Speaker 1: But it's up to you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he'll have no jealousy issues once you guys

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not interested.

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Speaker 1: Okay, man, we thought we had right so close, felt

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Speaker 2: We got a solution though, for the Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: Facebook trolls. So that's oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you available for hire? Danny?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I am. And Jessica, just so you know, I'm

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Speaker 3: not sorry that I laughed at you've fallen off with

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Speaker 1: Unnecessary, but he will beat up that horse in a

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Speaker 3: For you.

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Speaker 1: Looking Jeffrey in the morning. Look, I get it. On

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Speaker 1: the surface, fighting Randos off of Facebook seems barbaric, but

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Speaker 1: they're agreeing to meet up with him. Yeah, it's my point.

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Speaker 1: He's not surprising them with a fighting running and according

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Speaker 1: to Danny, they even shake hands and sometimes grab beers

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Speaker 2: I'm really like wavering on this one, back and forth.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's like. To describe it as a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, sure, but maybe it's face to face

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll just get off Facebook.

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Speaker 1: But then we're not resolving our issues. Alexis like, if

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Speaker 1: it was if it was me, I would personally do

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Speaker 1: it a little different. I'd meet him outside of Barnes

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Speaker 1: like that, Jeff, you know, but I's than the Facebook.

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Speaker 1: What about it?

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Speaker 2: Tip a fight?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm open for that too, But I do understand

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Speaker 1: than just his fist flying through a Costco rumble. But remember,

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Speaker 1: you can always find all of our second dates wherever

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Speaker 1: you get your podcast, and be careful what you write

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Speaker 1: in the comments because Danny's watching, so be extra nice

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Speaker 1: to brook In there. You'll find it at brook and

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