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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. I have a love hate relationship

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Speaker 1: with the person who's on the phone for a Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret today. You do yeah, text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything on the show, anything you want.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. And remember we keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous, and we give everybody an anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone with us right now, it's cream cheese.

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Speaker 1: I love cream cheese. I know English and I do too,

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Speaker 1: except I'm kind of lactose intolerant, so I like it

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Speaker 1: a lot. But if I eat it not good. You know.

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Speaker 1: It's wait about cream cheese that people only put it

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Speaker 1: on bagels. Oh you can put it. I put it

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Speaker 1: on everything. Hot to put it on toast? Yeah, put

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Speaker 1: on everything. Oh no, it's delicious. It's good on toast.

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Speaker 1: It's really good on a tortilla, is it? Yeah, flower tortilla.

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Speaker 1: Heat up a bit and try it. Hello, cream cheese. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: how's it going. It's even better on a Dirty Little Secret. Good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing good? Thanks? Thanks for that

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Speaker 1: nickname too, Yeah, no problem, you sound kind of creepy.

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Speaker 1: Cream cheese. Come on, now, it's all my best friends

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Speaker 1: are creeps, well nervous, that's all. What's your dirty little secret? So?

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Speaker 1: Um uh, my my boyfriend and I we've been dating

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Speaker 1: for two years now, and we met on tender and

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Speaker 1: when I was typing in stuff, I accident I put

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Speaker 1: my age down as twenty two, twenty two, twenty two

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Speaker 1: about your ange, Well I didn't. It was a typo, honestly,

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Speaker 1: And I'm you put twenty two by accident, and you

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Speaker 1: said you're thirty two. Yeah, that's a big gap. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he definitely does sound twenty two either. Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: look at the keys. You just you know, I something

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Speaker 1: two three? Okay? Anyhow, um so a few months in

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Speaker 1: and you know, I didn't realize it, and now I

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Speaker 1: don't really know what to do because he really likes

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Speaker 1: the idea that he's dating somebody a lot younger. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: you're thirty two and he believes that you're twenty two. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 1: you must look, yeah, you must moisturize. I've got a

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Speaker 1: baby face. So yeah, so that's uh, that's the that's

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Speaker 1: the secret. And m yeah, I don't really see a

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Speaker 1: big harm behind it. Are you sure he has no

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Speaker 1: idea that you might not be twenty two. Uh, as

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Speaker 1: far as I can tell, I don't think so. No,

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Speaker 1: So what what if he's what if he lied about

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Speaker 1: his age? Um? Yeah, because here's is a huge difference.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's gonna find out if he already doesn't

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Speaker 1: know years is a really big difference. He's going to

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Speaker 1: be shocked. Yeah. Is he a pretty understanding guy? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's really understanding. Actually. I mean we've gotten into some

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Speaker 1: some little arguments here and there, and they seem to

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Speaker 1: blow over pretty quickly. So I think so is he

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Speaker 1: shocked by how mature you offer a twenty two year old?

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Speaker 1: I'm really not that mature though. Okay, so it kind

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Speaker 1: of fits. Yeah, it does kind of fit with the

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Speaker 1: type of movies and stuff we like. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet you. I mean you made a Ralph Macchio

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Speaker 1: reference at the beginning of this. If you don't know

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Speaker 1: that that's the original Karate Kid. I think he's seventy

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Speaker 1: five now, so that's an old reference. He probably is,

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Speaker 1: like man for a twenty two year old, I have

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Speaker 1: such an old soul, could be okay, well, and you're

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Speaker 1: never gonna tell him, You're gonna just wait. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you'll find out at some point I would think definitely.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I'll just cross that bridge, you know,

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Speaker 1: likely happen with a with a bad back. Well, good

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Speaker 1: luck with that, all right, guy, what's your dirty little secret.