Speaker 1: Second date, up date, Where did you have the worst
Speaker 1: first date of your life? Oh that's a big question.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: For Brook, it was at a Chucky Cheese when she
Speaker 3: got ditched in the ballpit by your cousin's scooter. He
Speaker 3: said he was coming back with pizza for both of them,
Speaker 3: but nope, she got out and found him in the
Speaker 3: arcade playing whack a mole with himself.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, how old were you?
Speaker 4: Don't judge? I started young, Okay.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners, Henry, says he had his worst
Speaker 3: first date happened recently at a carnival.
Speaker 4: Oh same, I mean, very similar to my experience.
Speaker 1: So we'll hear about that. Henry. Welcome to the show man, hey.
Speaker 2: Man, thanks for having me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the ballpit.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we'll get into the details of what happened
Speaker 3: at the carnival, but first tell us about the girl
Speaker 3: that you went out with.
Speaker 2: Who she is Kylie? And she is freaking gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Yeah right.
Speaker 6: I was like, is there ugly Kylie out the ugly
Speaker 6: Kylie's text in to seven to reveal yourself.
Speaker 1: We need to know that you're out there. But she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: She was gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Man. So we met on the dating app, okay, and
Speaker 5: they show up and you think they're not really going
Speaker 5: to be as gorgeous as they were in the photos,
Speaker 5: but she was so right off the bat.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's gonna be good.
Speaker 4: Okay. So that makes you excited, not nervous, oh.
Speaker 2: Totally, I mean the average nerves, But I'm excited.
Speaker 1: So what did you guys do together with the carnival?
Speaker 5: So I figured neither of us had been to a
Speaker 5: carnival since we're kids, and let's go be kids, let's
Speaker 5: go play.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a date idea.
Speaker 7: I mean it's open to a lot of like funny
Speaker 7: moments and also romantic moments.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's exactly what both of us thought until
Speaker 5: we get there. And I don't know, you remember clearly
Speaker 5: the carnivals from when you were a kid, But all
Speaker 5: of the people that work there are.
Speaker 2: Kind of they look sad, They kind of look like
Speaker 2: they're in prison.
Speaker 4: I actually noticed that as a child as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to get on their level.
Speaker 4: It's not an easy job. Doesn't seem like a fun job, no, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, carnies have a stereotipy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean why would that ruin your date? Though?
Speaker 5: Well, it's just a weird environment when you're trying to
Speaker 5: be on this first date and you're throwing baseball at
Speaker 5: a milk jug that being run by some strung out
Speaker 5: neighborhood Cracklet Wow, that was a lot of.
Speaker 1: I use this milk because apply twenty minutes ago. You
Speaker 1: at least smile over there while I'm winning this giant
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear.
Speaker 5: Please, yeah, come on, man, I mean I'm paying you money,
Speaker 5: so put on the show.
Speaker 1: Actually, don't smile because I'm going to see all the
Speaker 1: teeth that you're missing.
Speaker 4: I mean, did you say stuff like that about these
Speaker 4: people while.
Speaker 2: You're on the date or not?
Speaker 8: Of course.
Speaker 5: We're kidding.
Speaker 4: That would be like the number one reason calling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, honestly, the date was incredible, Like we got cotton candy.
Speaker 5: We're doing all these rides and so this is where
Speaker 5: it goes bad. Okay, you know you have to get
Speaker 5: tickets to go on the rides. Most rides are five
Speaker 5: tickets per ride, and sum are kin right, And at
Speaker 5: the end of the night were left with three tickets
Speaker 5: and we're like, all right, well, what are you gonna
Speaker 5: do with three tickets. And there's this one rankty looking
Speaker 5: ride left that only costs.
Speaker 2: Three tickets called.
Speaker 5: The Circle the Seven Seas upside down Pirate Ship.
Speaker 7: Oh, the big pirate ships that go around in a circle,
Speaker 7: like where it goes back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you're strapped in and you're both facing each
Speaker 5: other and it's flipping over itself. Okay, and I'm a
Speaker 5: pretty skinny guy, so maybe I didn't tighten it up enough,
Speaker 5: but I started to slide through.
Speaker 4: Oh no, Oh my god, that's actually scary.
Speaker 2: It was terrifying.
Speaker 5: I fell out of my seat onto her and it's
Speaker 5: still flipping and they don't see this.
Speaker 2: They don't stop the ride. No, not really, I mean,
Speaker 2: my spirit.
Speaker 4: Was she injured?
Speaker 7: I just imagine you like slamming into her as it
Speaker 7: slips over.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure you wanted to slam into her
Speaker 1: at some point in the night, but not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: She I was able to kind of keep my hands,
Speaker 5: so I'm just bouncing at her and she's screaming and
Speaker 5: I'm screaming.
Speaker 8: Horrible.
Speaker 5: The worst part of it was when it finally stopped.
Speaker 5: The carnival dude opens the cage door and I can
Speaker 5: falling and rolling out of it, and she just starts
Speaker 5: walking and I'm like, the whole night was great until now.
Speaker 5: So I'm I'm trying to apologize. And I hear one
Speaker 5: of these dudes say, well, that was full off.
Speaker 4: That is terrible.
Speaker 3: It happens a lot to them or something pretty emasculating
Speaker 3: for that to happen in front of your date.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And just the fact that I couldn't hold myself in
Speaker 2: my seat. I felt like a little kid.
Speaker 4: It's not your flight. Yeah, it's gravity's fault. It's that,
Speaker 4: you know, Harness's fault. It's not your fault a girl.
Speaker 3: To r something, well, it is kind of his fault
Speaker 3: for choosing the worst ride in the park.
Speaker 7: On the on the ferris wheel so you can promly
Speaker 7: kiss on the top.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: You said that she walked away after that was done, Like,
Speaker 3: how did it?
Speaker 1: How did that night end?
Speaker 2: We drove home in Thailand. I could tell that she
Speaker 2: didn't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: YI, So you don't think it's like a red flag
Speaker 4: that she wasn't crying.
Speaker 5: I mean, I would have liked for her to say something,
Speaker 5: but honestly, I think she might have been in shock,
Speaker 5: just as much as I was.
Speaker 3: All Right, well, let's find out maybe she's had a
Speaker 3: chance to calm down a little bit and process what happened.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 3: Find out why she's not calling you back right after this.
Speaker 2: All right? Thanks? All right?
Speaker 1: Hold on second date update.
Speaker 3: We're in the middle of a second date update with Henry,
Speaker 3: who went on a date to the carnival with a
Speaker 3: cutie named Kylie. They were having a really good time together,
Speaker 3: minus all the sad looking carnival workers who were totally
Speaker 3: bumming him out, but the guy The worst part happened
Speaker 3: on the final ride of the night, when Henry slipped
Speaker 3: out of the restraints mid ride and got rattled around
Speaker 3: the cage. Luckily he's okay, but the mood was definitely
Speaker 3: killed after that. Even the guy working the ride laughed
Speaker 3: when he stepped out, saying that was funny. So, Henry,
Speaker 3: how bad are you gonna feel?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: If you find out Kylie hooked up with that tweaker
Speaker 3: operating the ride. We've heard weird things happen on the show.
Speaker 3: Hopefully that's not the case.
Speaker 1: No one was thinking that, Jeff, I just thought it.
Speaker 4: I think it's an option.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope that's not the case. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: she wouldn't have gone home with that guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, are you sure, because I know Brooke would have
Speaker 3: a job.
Speaker 4: My name is Brooke. I'm not Kylie probably was in
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 2: She was into me, for sure.
Speaker 1: And on the bright side, you you cheered up a
Speaker 1: sad carnival worker for just a few minutes. That's a
Speaker 1: good thing.
Speaker 7: Slapstick comedy, still funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're good for him, but keep in mind I
Speaker 5: almost died in his age of death.
Speaker 4: But almost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like.
Speaker 4: You have. Have you texted with her at all? Or
Speaker 4: has this been no communication?
Speaker 5: There's been zero communication. I texted one hoping she would respond,
Speaker 5: and she has not.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully, let's get the communication back on track. Here.
Speaker 1: We're going to call her now and see what she
Speaker 1: has to say.
Speaker 6: Here we go, Hello, Hi, is this kylieh idea? Who's this?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: You mean you can't tell?
Speaker 4: Okay, she doesn't find it funny.
Speaker 1: She tries to listen to our show.
Speaker 3: Bro I thought maybe a second time might work, But
Speaker 3: now we're uh, we're a morning show. We're called Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8: Okay, hey, Kylie, Hi.
Speaker 1: Everybody's here, My co host Brook Jose, Alexis.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 8: There's like what four people?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh man, hot and good at maths. I like you, Kylie.
Speaker 1: We hear you're quite the catch. Who told you that
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Henry, who you went out on
Speaker 1: a date with the other night.
Speaker 8: Oh god? What exactly is this about?
Speaker 3: This is about a segment that we do called a
Speaker 3: second Date Update, and we're hoping to get some answers
Speaker 3: for why after you guys went to the carnival together,
Speaker 3: there's been no communication between you two.
Speaker 8: Did he tell you about the carnival?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Most of it sounded really fun. Yeah, the first
Speaker 4: great time.
Speaker 1: First ninety five percent of the night went really smooth.
Speaker 4: Would you agree with that assessment?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Maybe ninety four percent.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I don't argue with the math wiz, but
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 4: I mean that's a pretty good percentage for a date.
Speaker 8: The best part was the waffle chee. I'll say you
Speaker 8: that right now.
Speaker 4: I think you can get more attractive, Kylie.
Speaker 2: Did you have a turkey leg?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Actually, don't answer that.
Speaker 1: Let's not get into the food. I'm gonna ask all
Speaker 1: food questions.
Speaker 3: I mean what, we're on a mission right now to
Speaker 3: try and get some answers for why you're not calling
Speaker 3: Henry back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is what we know.
Speaker 3: The part that went bad, according to Henry was when
Speaker 3: you did the Last the Night, like the pirate ship
Speaker 3: called Circle the Seven Seas.
Speaker 8: The children's ride, Well aren't they.
Speaker 7: He described it as like you were locked into a
Speaker 7: cage and you're both facing each other and then you flip,
Speaker 7: like the cage flips upside down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a different ride than it sounded pretty intense.
Speaker 8: No, that's it. But it was a children's ride.
Speaker 4: What do you mean it like a teenage child or
Speaker 4: like a small child, like when.
Speaker 1: They had a small small roller coasters that don't really
Speaker 1: do much kind of kid ride.
Speaker 9: Like it was only two or three feet off the ground,
Speaker 9: Like we only had like three tickets left to thin,
Speaker 9: and you know it's not going to be a good
Speaker 9: ride with three tickets left.
Speaker 4: Oh, so it wasn't a scary ride.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're picturing something enormous that was like forty feet
Speaker 3: off the ground, tossing you.
Speaker 1: All over the place.
Speaker 7: I thought it was like the zippers that meets that
Speaker 7: ship things, right, almost.
Speaker 4: A fairish wheel sizer.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: No, it was like six to nine year olds thing.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, was there a cage in restraints?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 9: There was restraints, but I mean he wasn't even He's
Speaker 9: too big for them, Like they couldn't even get attached
Speaker 9: to him because.
Speaker 8: It didn't fist.
Speaker 7: Wait, that's not fair, like you guys went on the
Speaker 7: ride together and the restraints didn't fit him.
Speaker 4: I mean it sounded like it was a scary experience
Speaker 4: from what you're describing.
Speaker 8: You're talking about an adult ride. This was not an
Speaker 8: adult ride. This was a child's ride, moving like two
Speaker 8: miles an hour, fairly two feet off the ground. We
Speaker 8: were tilted at the.
Speaker 4: Most, tilted at the most.
Speaker 1: Wow wow.
Speaker 9: And then suddenly he slipped out and randomly falls on me.
Speaker 4: Oh now, I get it. That is a bad line.
Speaker 3: Obviously a miscommunication here. Either he's not telling us the
Speaker 3: whole truth.
Speaker 4: That's the one I'm leaning towards, Jeff towards that one.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's take his restraints off from the phone
Speaker 3: line and bring him on, because I need to tell you, Kylie.
Speaker 3: Henry's on the other line listening this entire time and
Speaker 3: wants to talk to you, Henry.
Speaker 1: Henry, Uh, yeah, what do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that dude kind of embarrassing, man.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, you didn't tell us it was a
Speaker 1: children's ride that you got hurt on.
Speaker 4: I felt bad for you.
Speaker 2: You didn't ask me if it was a kid's ride
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 5: It was scary to me.
Speaker 1: The way you described it made it sound like this
Speaker 1: enormous crazy experience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I apologize to her.
Speaker 5: You you guys go in this little bitty cage that
Speaker 5: you hardly fit in and get fun in circles like
Speaker 5: that sounds.
Speaker 4: Scary to me.
Speaker 9: Bro in circles, we were tilted to the left.
Speaker 8: Barely degree angle.
Speaker 2: I have a bad equilibrium.
Speaker 3: Maybe a carnival isn't a great idea for someone with
Speaker 3: a horrible equilibrium.
Speaker 2: I have heard.
Speaker 7: I like how you were calling all the Carneyes creepy,
Speaker 7: and it turns out that you were the creepy.
Speaker 4: I see why they laughed.
Speaker 5: Now, Yeah, okay, you guys are kind of getting mean
Speaker 5: over here because I thought that y'all were trying to
Speaker 5: help me out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were being honest. I mean, you have to
Speaker 4: admit you just used it as a way to get
Speaker 4: close to her.
Speaker 5: Look, I can see how you all would have heard
Speaker 5: this and thought that I was blowing it out of proportion.
Speaker 5: But everyone experiences things differently, and people get scared of
Speaker 5: different things.
Speaker 4: All right, Yes, so you're sticking to that you were scared.
Speaker 6: I was, you were.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 9: If you were so scared, why did you say you
Speaker 9: wanted to.
Speaker 8: Do it again?
Speaker 1: You wanted to go again.
Speaker 8: But I wasn't going to go out like that.
Speaker 2: I wanted to prove that I'm tough and I'm a man.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get I'm gonna get right back on that
Speaker 3: children's ride and show those five year olds.
Speaker 4: Boss, you want to see me till to the left.
Speaker 2: I'll go back to the well. She she didn't want
Speaker 2: to get back on the ride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kylie, Why wouldn't you givehim another chance to reclaim
Speaker 1: his manhood?
Speaker 9: Oh god, I would have if he was crying more
Speaker 9: than a seven year old who got off the part
Speaker 9: beside of us.
Speaker 4: He was actually scared this whole time. I thought it
Speaker 4: was a ploy to get close to you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I land on top of people, I cry too,
Speaker 1: And that's totally okay. And that's why I would love to.
Speaker 3: Offer to send you to on another date, to someplace
Speaker 3: with no rides, maybe just a restaurant, and we'll pay
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: Kylie, what do you say?
Speaker 9: I mean, you guys would save a lot of money
Speaker 9: because he'd probably order off the kids menu.
Speaker 8: I like, I don't think so, I think.
Speaker 2: I Come on, Kylie, it'll be fun.
Speaker 8: Your definition of fun is not mine.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well fine, then I don't. I didn't. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to either, soh.
Speaker 1: Kylie, he showed you. Oh I can't believe you're rejecting
Speaker 1: this man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if he's tall enough to ride the ride, then
Speaker 7: what he may still cry?
Speaker 2: I wasn't even crying that much.
Speaker 1: Okay, here was a manly level of crying. Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.