1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Shakering white clif hips don't lie this morning on Kiss FM. Yeah, 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: your morning hack is coming up to tell you the 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: coffee from the break room is very weak this morning. 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 1: I'm surprised you're drinking the coffee from the break room. Um, 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: I am out. I ran out of my life line 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: of Pacha Mama, and I really had a mental breakdown 7 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,479 Speaker 1: about it last night when I realized it and I 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: have to order it online and there will be a 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: lag time in the order, and so I went into 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 1: the break room to get this what I don't know 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 1: what it is, but it's in the coffee maker and 12 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: it's literally like looking into tea. Is that transparent? And 13 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: it's not great and it doesn't put me in the right. 14 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: It's just that you're a coffee snob. No, I just 15 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: like it's strong, bro, Nah, Bro, It's just that you're 16 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 1: you have like you have this developed this your taste 17 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: buds for a certain caliber of coffee that it's nobody 18 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: can nobody can live up to your you know, coffee expertise. 19 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: This is a joke. This coffee, it's water but bean. 20 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: But it's just like a coffee like I love, I 21 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: love the coffee in the break. They have all the 22 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 1: different flavors. You can have vanilla, you can have the 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: Colombian flavor, you can have this. You know, you can't 24 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: call champagne champagne, and let's it's from champagne. To me, 25 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: it'll taste the same. Well, they need to not be 26 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: able to call coffee coffee if it's not coffee. They 27 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: have like coffee in there that's in a it's in 28 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: a bag, and somehow it makes milk and that is weird. 29 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: Well that one has the froth. There's the froth and 30 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: then there's the coffe. How is it powder? You never 31 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: had like milk? That's like a powder. No, I can't 32 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: be expected to work my potential with that. But you 33 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: know what they really stepped they have You noticed that 34 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: they stepped it up. They now offer free fruit fruit. 35 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: How long has that been there? Like I think since 36 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: the beginning of the year. Remember we had Kevin the 37 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: old fruit. No, no, no, no, no, no. They they 38 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: they put it out every week. It's nice, it's fresh fruit. 39 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: But they have oranges and they have um and the 40 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: people are stealing. They have bananas and apples and then 41 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: they have free drinks in the fridge. Now for us 42 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: and they have cereal and little bins. It's really they 43 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: are they afraid we're not going to come in, Like 44 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 1: why they trying to serve us breakfast? I think it's nice. 45 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 1: All right, well, Kevin, thank you very much. Please freshen 46 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: up the fruit from the beginning of the year. Have 47 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: so you have to make lepre Con traps. What's going on? 48 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: I don't even understand it when you say we made 49 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: these lepric On traps already because the kids had to 50 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: take them to school yesterday for this week because obviously 51 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day is gosh, is it on Friday? Friday? Yeah, 52 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: And so you know, it's funny like having kids now 53 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 1: and like they're they're starting to make these like fun 54 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: art projects for school. And I didn't know what a 55 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: Leprechn trap was, but alere con traps. Why you're trying 56 00:02:56,240 --> 00:03:00,239 Speaker 1: to trap the leprecn because the LEPrecon they say they're 57 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: they're so tiny, and they told them a story how 58 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: like Lepricns are tiny shoemakers and if you trap the Leprechn, 59 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: the legend says that they will grant you three wishes. 60 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: So the kids, they're all trying to make these lepricns. 61 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: Why why this violence to grant the wishes and don't 62 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: don't trap shorter people? Like I'm not a fan of 63 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: this exercise. And I've been called a leprecn in my day. 64 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: I didn't know leprecons gave you wishes. I thought they 65 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: took you to a pot of gold. Well, this is 66 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: what you're doing. You're trying to tell the LEPrecon to 67 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: go to the pot of gold. But then the guy, yeah, 68 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: you kidnap them is a terrible asson. I don't know, 69 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: ye honestly kind of it. So I don't love it 70 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: either because you're not promoting guys my size or I 71 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: had to make my height. So I get the sheet 72 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my gosh. And so they go 73 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: on pinchers. They give you tons of examples, right, it's 74 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: like on pinchers and I see all these great elaborate 75 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: leprecn traps, of course, and I'm like, man, I'm just 76 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: gonna have to like all these types of arts and crabs, 77 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 1: and we're gonna have to blue sticks together and all 78 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: of this. So it's like, there has to be an 79 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: easier way. So I went on Etsy. There's already pre 80 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: made traps. So I bought them, So I made you bought. 81 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: I bought pre made Lebricn traps for each kid, and 82 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: they're they're off to school with their Lepricn. We made 83 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: him the other night. The traps was super simple. It 84 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 1: was like a little like a glittered road and it 85 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: had a rainbow um walkway that went into a box 86 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: that then you pull a string and then it'll trap 87 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,559 Speaker 1: the Lebricn that way. And Maxen's was a green hat, 88 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: and then we made a ladder out of sticks that 89 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: we were like rainbow sticks, and so the Lebricn climbs 90 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: the ladder, but then when he goes onto the hat, 91 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: there's a hole and he falls into the hat. Okay, 92 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: I don't think like we're not even a lot of 93 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: trap lightning bugs anymore. You cannot be trapping lepricons. I 94 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: don't know, right, you don't want to trap anybody? You 95 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: let it go le interesting. It feels it feels like 96 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: a wrong message times. Yeah. Well and also Disney, you cheated. 97 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: Let's talk about the headline here. You cheated. Cheat. You 98 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 1: ordered them from Metzy. You're supposed to make them. I 99 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: did make them. We make order. No, they come on, 100 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: make this is some point. We made them together. I 101 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 1: have built the video of us making it together violence, 102 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,600 Speaker 1: teaching these kids get rid of the shot. It is 103 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: an interesting lesson. Yeah. I have been called jokingly Elepricon 104 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: by people who called you eleprecon couple comedians. Oh really sick. Yeah, 105 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: like the the elf, the keeper elf one. That's fine, 106 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: we start trapping the LEPrecon. I take it personally. I mean, 107 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,040 Speaker 1: don't you want the wishes? Also a part of Irish? Here, 108 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 1: didn't I tell you about my twenty one and ever? Um? Hey, 109 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: your morning hack is next? All right? If you wear 110 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: this color while shopping, you're gonna get a better deal. 111 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: I got it for you minutes out.