WEBVTT - FLIGHT SCHOOL minisode: “Step by Step” Pilot

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<v Speaker 1>Hey there, fanaritos, and welcome back to How Rude Tanaritos.

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<v Speaker 1>We are back in flight school today, although this time

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<v Speaker 1>we're keeping both feet firmly on the ground and moving

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<v Speaker 1>step by step. That's right. Today we're rewatching the pilot

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<v Speaker 1>of the TGIF sitcom that brought together Suzanne Somers, Patrick Duffy,

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<v Speaker 1>six very different kids, and one surprise wedding in Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 1>What could possibly go wrong? So let's Get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so fun watching our friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Been there.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is like a modern day Brady Bunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. OK, so how long did it take me to

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<v Speaker 1>put two and two together? That step by step meant

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<v Speaker 1>step children. See, I didn't like I don't watch any

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<v Speaker 1>of these shows, so I didn't really know the premise.

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<v Speaker 1>I just knew there were a lot of kids. But

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know it was like two sets of families

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<v Speaker 1>coming together step by step. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight is enough. They're all one family. And they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is enough. But this step by step.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great title. Good job, guys. Good job, Miller Boyette.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys did really good.

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<v Speaker 2>All these years later.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, I ran for seven seasons. It had 160 episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>The pilot originally aired September 20th, 1991. So we were

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<v Speaker 1>in season six-ish?

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<v Speaker 2>Six. Or maybe five. We were in season five, maybe? 91?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe it was season five. Five or six. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember hanging out with these kids, except for Christine.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe they didn't shoot on Warner Brothers.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember Angela was on one of the celeb kids

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<v Speaker 2>cruises with us. Oh, she was? Yeah, Angela Watson. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't remember. I just didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember like. Stacey, I remember because she had also

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<v Speaker 2>done My Two Dads.

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<v Speaker 1>She did my.

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<v Speaker 2>So she was always watching around at like a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of like upfront stuff. I remember seeing her like Nickelodeon stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was friends with the kid, Chris, the little

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<v Speaker 2>blonde one with the glasses. Chris Castile? Yes, Chris Castile.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Chris Castile. Yeah, he and I were friends. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>outside of, like, we see each other and stuff. Yeah. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I knew them.

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<v Speaker 1>You knew them. Fairly, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You knew them.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking more, like, you know how we would

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with, like, the Family Matters cast? So they didn't, like, shoot, like,

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<v Speaker 1>right next door to us, like, Perfect Strangers, Family Matters,

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<v Speaker 1>some of these other shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't remember where they shot on Lorimar, but

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<v Speaker 2>when we moved to Warner, they were, like, down at

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<v Speaker 2>the front stage. Oh, they were? One of the front stages, yeah. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just I never hung out with them.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I remember right, I feel like it's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of when you first come in, like one of the

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<v Speaker 2>first stages there on the right was step by step.

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<v Speaker 1>The Ellen stage, maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Ellen's over on the left hand side.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, OK.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I'm taking a mental mind map through.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is apparently here's some lore for you. An

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<v Speaker 1>unaired pilot of Step by Step exists. because producers filmed

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<v Speaker 1>an initial version of the pilot episode and then decided

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<v Speaker 1>to recast one of the child roles, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>kid actors, replacing actor Jarrett Lennon with Christopher Castile.

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<v Speaker 2>So, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So this was the second... The second pilot that they shot,

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<v Speaker 1>very reminiscent of Full House and how we shot with

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<v Speaker 1>one guy, fired him and brought in Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>So, right. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's just a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it on Fuller.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a sitcom tradition to shoot something and realize it's

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<v Speaker 2>not quite the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So anybody who gets hired on a pilot out there,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not safe. You are not safe until that thing airs.

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<v Speaker 1>And even then you might not be safe. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was crazy. So let's go through like some beats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Some sitcom, some of the show beats here and give

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<v Speaker 1>me your opinions.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to say, though, this the this show was

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<v Speaker 3>so much racier than I expected.

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<v Speaker 2>Really? Well, OK, what were you expecting? Just the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that like. I don't know. Like the whole discussion of

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<v Speaker 2>like they're, they're well, make it out in the kitchen again.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very, we're used to that, right?

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<v Speaker 1>That's Jesse.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. There was like some, there was like

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<v Speaker 2>some sex jokes in there. There was some, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It just felt like there was different,

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<v Speaker 2>a very different target audience.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was an interesting choice to have this

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<v Speaker 1>pilot episode kind of focus on the deception of we

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<v Speaker 1>got married and we can't tell the kids. So I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it'd be more about blending this family. Like, Hey guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we're a family now. Let's do some artificial bonding or whatever. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, Hey mom and dad.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean. Like it's the whole premise is

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<v Speaker 2>that these two people, you know, in essence did something

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<v Speaker 2>really dumb. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They got, what did they get drunk and got married?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I was kind of unclear about like, and then

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<v Speaker 1>so Patrick Duffy is her client, her hair client.

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<v Speaker 2>She does his hair. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he followed her to Jamaica and, Well, as

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<v Speaker 1>a stalker.

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<v Speaker 2>Of their travel agent, who they also share.

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<v Speaker 1>So Frank and Carol, Suzanne Summers and Patrick Duffy, they

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<v Speaker 1>plan to pretend they're just dating and not tell the

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<v Speaker 1>kids until later that they got married on this Jamaican vacation. Which, OK,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a choice. That's a parenting choice. I don't know what,

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<v Speaker 1>why not just get an old and like start, start

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<v Speaker 1>over from scratch. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole time. I'm just like, damn, I've done, I've

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<v Speaker 2>gotten married and done some dumb things, you know? So

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<v Speaker 2>like I related, but what would.

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<v Speaker 1>You have done Jody Sweden? Like, this is like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just say, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's, let's game this out a little bit in real life.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems simple.

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<v Speaker 1>You get an old and then maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for me to be a deal breaker. As soon

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<v Speaker 1>as I found out the guy followed me to Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but it was the travel agent. He wasn't going

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<v Speaker 2>to go. And the travel agent, Verna or whatever her

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<v Speaker 2>name was. Yeah. Was like, oh, no, you should really

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<v Speaker 2>go to Jamaica and kind of set them up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He just seemed very irresponsible this entire episode,

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<v Speaker 1>starting in that first scene where.

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<v Speaker 2>He's left his children alone. That's okay. That was exactly it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was when he goes, I've been gone for a week.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, we are starting. These children have

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<v Speaker 2>been left home alone for a week.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought Michelle was bad being left alone all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Step by step took this way further with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Abandonment of children in the first scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the house is a mess. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>he's normally like that or if that was the kid,

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<v Speaker 1>meaning the kids have.

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<v Speaker 2>Been left alone. I think it's supposed to be that

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<v Speaker 2>he's normally like that, like just not very, like he's just.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is not very responsible to have three children.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It was more so that that comment of like,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been gone for a week and you're like, these

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<v Speaker 2>are small children.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And I know we're trying to apply logic to

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<v Speaker 1>a sitcom. I know. but like it just, that first

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<v Speaker 1>scene set the tone for the rest of the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>It was more of it. The whole episode, like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>had sex jokes, had the premise was very like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>these two people got married and now they're hiding. Like

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<v Speaker 2>it was, it was a much, I don't know, messier

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<v Speaker 2>or I don't know how to say it exactly, but

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<v Speaker 2>for a Miller Boyette show for like a family matters

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<v Speaker 2>and a full house and whatever this one, I felt

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<v Speaker 2>like just this first episode even had more like, innuendo

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It felt like more like a Jerry Springer episode than

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<v Speaker 1>a Miller Boyette show where it's like, we got married.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it a secret. Keep it a secret. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So Frank drives his kids to Carol's house for a

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue and the opposing dynamics of the two families immediately clash.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're trying to get the kids to get along.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's got to be a food fight. There's got

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<v Speaker 2>to be a food.

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<v Speaker 1>They crammed so much stuff into this first... There's a

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<v Speaker 1>food fight. There's a pig fight. There's a heart scene

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<v Speaker 1>at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>The pig's in the whole show. The pig's in the

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<v Speaker 2>whole show. And I know this because it's Christine's. And

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<v Speaker 2>so she always had to do scenes with the pig.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was a nightmare. Oh, my God. So we

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<v Speaker 2>make sure we ask her about the pig scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, people, we're having Christine Lakin on the show next week.

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<v Speaker 1>And we will make a note to ask her about

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<v Speaker 1>the pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell everybody what the pig is. She had to do

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of season.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to ask her about the pig, what she

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<v Speaker 1>thought of Patrick Duffy or the character, uh, Frank. Cause again,

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<v Speaker 1>like she, I feel like she's.

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<v Speaker 2>Still close with Patrick. I think they got along really well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's still, I think they still talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it makes sense that like why she's a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit rough around the edges. Like she's a tomboy. She,

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<v Speaker 1>she's kind of independent. Because her father leaves her all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Because she's been abandoned.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's had to learn.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids of the 80s, you know, the latchkey kids. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like you raise yourself, basically.

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<v Speaker 2>Come home when the street lights on. I'm going out

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<v Speaker 2>of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Later.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. So there's a food fight. And then Frank accidentally

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<v Speaker 1>blurts out that they got married in. jamaica like this

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<v Speaker 1>guy can't even keep a secret that he suggested like

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<v Speaker 1>he's the one that said let's keep this a secret

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<v Speaker 1>and then he blows it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so many yeah there's a lot of flags flying here.

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<v Speaker 1>Suzanne summers you can do better than this like she's

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<v Speaker 1>such a knockout like this girl's this woman her hair

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<v Speaker 1>like she is crimped oh she looked fantastic yeah her

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<v Speaker 1>hair i have hair envy like it was just so

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<v Speaker 1>full and curly. I don't know why I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>about all these parallels between our show and Step by Step.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Christine, that cast lost a major cast member

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<v Speaker 1>and parental figure of their own, just like we did

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<v Speaker 1>with Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a lot to talk about with Christine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that I've actually seen her show, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and all of a sudden we have a whole

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<v Speaker 2>new idea of things. It's true. I have a whole new.

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<v Speaker 1>Appreciation for our friends now. So I'm like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>were actually really good on that show. So once the

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<v Speaker 1>truth is out, both families move in together and the

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<v Speaker 1>kids immediately start bickering over shared rooms, bathroom time, and

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<v Speaker 1>their new blended family situation, including a pet pig.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yes. Yeah, it does. It feels like you're really

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<v Speaker 2>throwing the kids kind of in the blender here.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bad for the kids. Like, that was, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. It's a lot to, and again, like, Full House,

0:10:51.870 --> 0:10:55.230
<v Speaker 1>you've got kids fighting over sharing a room. Like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of material here, though. So, I can see

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<v Speaker 1>why they made it chaotic. Because, like, yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 1>fill up seven seasons full of hilarity and chaos from

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<v Speaker 1>the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>This is basically if the Brady Bunch... if the parents

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<v Speaker 2>got drunk at a resort and then got married and

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<v Speaker 2>came back and they just moved everybody in.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember how the Brady parents... Was it death

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<v Speaker 1>or divorce? Did they have ex-spouses in the picture?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think maybe one was divorced. I

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<v Speaker 2>think maybe... One was divorced and one died.

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<v Speaker 1>One died.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's another flight school. Oh, OK.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another flight school. Because I just remember the Brady

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<v Speaker 1>Bunch being more wholesome. It was like we didn't talk.

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<v Speaker 2>About divorce or death. I think they gave them more

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<v Speaker 2>than a couple hours to meet and then tell them

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<v Speaker 2>they'd be living together. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a very rushed everything. Everything was very rushed.

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<v Speaker 1>But hey, you know, there's got to be conflict. So

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<v Speaker 1>Frank initially thinks that his daughter, Al, Christine Lakin, is

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<v Speaker 1>faking stomach pain to get out of school. But Carol

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<v Speaker 1>believes her and takes her to the doctor. And it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out Al needs her appendix removed. So damn, Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>you just he's dropping balls after hit all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't believe his kid, which I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've also accused my kids of lying. You know, when

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<v Speaker 2>Zoe broke her arm, she'll never let me forget that

0:12:24.490 --> 0:12:26.870
<v Speaker 2>tiny little break. And I was like, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the hospital. You're fine. She was like, OK.

0:12:28.750 --> 0:12:30.339
<v Speaker 2>But it was like hours later. She's like, OK. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. I think, oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all done it. We've all done it, but this Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>we're adding.

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<v Speaker 2>This to the list. In a short period of time,

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<v Speaker 2>we learn that Frank is a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a hot mess. I don't know what Suzanne Summers

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<v Speaker 1>sees in him, but okay, this is what she's got.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we all make our mistakes.

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<v Speaker 1>We all make our mistakes. And when Al's medical emergency

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<v Speaker 1>becomes a real thing, the kids forget their rivalry and

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<v Speaker 1>come together with concern for their new sibling. And Carol

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<v Speaker 1>and Al have a sweet moment. And I love, I

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<v Speaker 1>love that moment. The heart, the heart scene between the

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<v Speaker 1>new mom and the tomboy girl. It's like, Oh, that's,

0:13:10.970 --> 0:13:13.630
<v Speaker 1>that touched me that, you know, for all my cynicism,

0:13:13.670 --> 0:13:15.110
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Oh, here we go. There it is. There's

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<v Speaker 1>the Miller boy yet. The quintessential heart scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. And yeah, very similar violence, very similar violence. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all Jesse and Bennett that did it the same. And

0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:30.949
<v Speaker 2>it's Jesse singing and, It is. Yeah. He did all

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<v Speaker 2>of the shows. Family Matters.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if anyone, I mean, I'm sure

0:13:35.010 --> 0:13:37.450
<v Speaker 2>people have noticed that. Fans notice everything. But like, yeah,

0:13:37.790 --> 0:13:40.870
<v Speaker 2>the fact that all of the, all of those theme

0:13:40.890 --> 0:13:42.709
<v Speaker 2>songs had the same guy singing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all vaguely similar. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so great. No, Christine did great in this scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like our pilot, we had Candace and Bob, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just knocking it out of the park. Suzanne and Christine

0:13:54.700 --> 0:13:57.150
<v Speaker 1>knocked this out of the park. Um, that's, that's a

0:13:57.170 --> 0:13:59.920
<v Speaker 1>heavy scene to carry for however old Christine was 10, 11.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like 11. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>11.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She did great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She was, yeah, she was great. It's so much

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<v Speaker 2>fun to watch like little Christine.

0:14:08.580 --> 0:14:09.610
<v Speaker 1>It's so much fun.

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<v Speaker 2>She, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Stacey looks exactly the same.

0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Like Stacey looks exactly the same. Right.

0:14:14.110 --> 0:14:16.930
<v Speaker 1>I down to the hair. Like she looks identical. And

0:14:16.990 --> 0:14:20.100
<v Speaker 1>Christine looks different. Like, I always forget. Like, oh, yeah,

0:14:20.140 --> 0:14:22.660
<v Speaker 1>that's like I she just looks very different to me

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<v Speaker 1>than she does now. I don't know why.

0:14:25.380 --> 0:14:26.320
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, she's aged.

0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:27.960
<v Speaker 1>So, of course, right. You know, we all look a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit different. But Stacey looks peculiarly.

0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:36.490
<v Speaker 2>Peculiarly peculiarly peculiarly peculiarly.

0:14:36.510 --> 0:14:43.830
<v Speaker 1>That's strangely, strangely, oddly, strangely, strangely looks identical. Christine, you

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<v Speaker 1>can tell. Yeah, same person's there, but she's just more

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<v Speaker 1>mature now. And the other kids, I don't know. I

0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:50.460
<v Speaker 1>don't know any of these other kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I remember Patrika Darbo. Do you remember her

0:14:55.210 --> 0:14:58.170
<v Speaker 2>that plays Carol's sister, the redhead? Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. I kept I was so confused because I kept

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to say that's the annoying neighbor. But it's not

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<v Speaker 1>the neighbor. It's the sister.

0:15:04.390 --> 0:15:05.010
<v Speaker 2>It's not the neighbor.

0:15:05.030 --> 0:15:05.720
<v Speaker 1>It's the sister.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the annoying sister. Right. The annoying sister.

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<v Speaker 1>But that took me out, too, because I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was in a bunch of stuff, too. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So she she's familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>She had very aggressive hair like that. That hair was

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<v Speaker 1>just front and center.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a formula. It's a sitcom formula. You have to have

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<v Speaker 1>an annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you got conflict inherent in just the existence of

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<v Speaker 2>these people in the same space. Yeah. And, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>throw a weird animal in there for.

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<v Speaker 1>and a food fight you got you got family chosen

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<v Speaker 1>family family that's not biologically related it's got all the

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<v Speaker 1>elements yeah it was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit an emergency uh medical situation that an entire family

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<v Speaker 2>of 19 people needs to go to the hospital for.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the catalyst that brings them together.

0:15:57.500 --> 0:16:02.060
<v Speaker 2>And brings them together right right it's brilliant wasn't it

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<v Speaker 2>michelle had a fever no That was one episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Joey, not Joey, Jesse came home from Tahoe or something

0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.900
<v Speaker 1>because Michelle had a cold. Oh, God, the Tahoe episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Never mind the Tahoe episode.

0:16:14.330 --> 0:16:18.090
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, these similar themes, but it was, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed it. It was fine, minus Patrick Duffy's character, which

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to assume that they improved on this

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<v Speaker 1>character throughout the seven seasons. This was a one off.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I need... No, I think this was who...

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<v Speaker 2>I think this was who his character was. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>conflict that she's like the Danny Tanner, uptight, everything's clean. Oh, okay.

0:16:39.410 --> 0:16:44.170
<v Speaker 2>There's a system for everything and he is the Joey type.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the Joey type. Yeah, he hasn't quite reached maturity.

0:16:45.890 --> 0:16:48.870
<v Speaker 2>He'd be fine living in an alcove and leaving his

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<v Speaker 2>kids wherever.

0:16:49.510 --> 0:16:53.530
<v Speaker 1>He's like, whatever. Okay, so that's an interesting dynamic. I

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<v Speaker 1>still probably would have gotten the marriage annulled if it

0:16:55.430 --> 0:16:58.840
<v Speaker 1>was me. If I was Suzanne, but... That's right. Then

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<v Speaker 1>we wouldn't have a show. So they've got to stay married.

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<v Speaker 1>At least she got to keep her house, which was

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<v Speaker 1>a great house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. It was a really nice house. I mean, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to Frank's house?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't he say? Did he say?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, what's.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave it. Just leave it. It's a teardown.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>And they arrive looking like the Clampett, you know, with

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<v Speaker 2>like a big old truck and everything they own and

0:17:22.690 --> 0:17:25.090
<v Speaker 2>a pig. Yes. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The juxtaposition of the two families is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty great. There's a lot to work with. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot to work with. For sure. And it's always

0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.760
<v Speaker 1>fun watching these pilots to see how it all began.

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<v Speaker 2>This one I forgot, like... sort of that i i

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<v Speaker 2>well not that i forgot that's being generous to myself

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<v Speaker 2>i didn't really know that that was the premise uh

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<v Speaker 2>that it started with like a like a elopement secret

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<v Speaker 2>drunken stupor in jamaica.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah that's scandalous it's very scandalous um but hey

0:18:09.350 --> 0:18:10.909
<v Speaker 1>that's okay um and do.

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<v Speaker 2>You think they were at a sandals for sure they were.

0:18:13.510 --> 0:18:16.030
<v Speaker 1>And it was definitely an all-inclusive.

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it more like a like a like a

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<v Speaker 2>hedonism resort you know what i mean like that like a.

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<v Speaker 1>White lotus no i think like no there's a place.

0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Called hedonism and it's like made for like single people

0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:27.820
<v Speaker 2>and it's yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the opposite of

0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:29.840
<v Speaker 2>sandals sandals is family fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah i feel like frank is more of a sandals

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<v Speaker 1>guy i don't know i just feel like he's like

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<v Speaker 1>you know what what's the least amount i can pay

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<v Speaker 1>To get the most food.

0:18:38.859 --> 0:18:41.330
<v Speaker 2>He is hitting the buffet.

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<v Speaker 1>He's hitting all the buffets. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>With to-go containers. You know it. He's the guy that's

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<v Speaker 2>taking to-go containers at the buffet.

0:18:48.190 --> 0:18:50.450
<v Speaker 1>And Suzanne's like, I just, I have a massage at three.

0:18:50.470 --> 0:18:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I have just enough time to lay out and read

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<v Speaker 1>my book. And then I got this guy who won't

0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:57.020
<v Speaker 1>leave me alone and he wants to buy me drinks. Like,

0:18:57.460 --> 0:18:59.980
<v Speaker 1>I want to see what happened in Jamaica. That's an episode.

0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:03.520
<v Speaker 2>I need that flashback. I need to know how this happened.

0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:05.850
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know she's dead, but let's get them

0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:07.670
<v Speaker 1>to reshoot. Let's do a reboot.

0:19:07.690 --> 0:19:09.510
<v Speaker 2>Let's ask her.

0:19:09.810 --> 0:19:12.310
<v Speaker 1>Just reshoot that part. Add some scenes to the pilot

0:19:12.410 --> 0:19:14.310
<v Speaker 1>involving Jamaica and the wedding.

0:19:15.710 --> 0:19:17.830
<v Speaker 2>Or we write our own. And I think that would

0:19:17.850 --> 0:19:20.369
<v Speaker 2>be better. Not better because they couldn't do it, but

0:19:20.410 --> 0:19:21.649
<v Speaker 2>just better because it'll be weirder.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do that and present it to Christine next week

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<v Speaker 1>and ask for her opinion.

0:19:25.670 --> 0:19:30.869
<v Speaker 2>She'll love that. Great. Great. Oh, Jenny, our producer said

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<v Speaker 2>there would be a Thighmaster involved. Oh, that's right. And

0:19:33.010 --> 0:19:35.109
<v Speaker 2>you're right. There would. Is that the key?

0:19:35.150 --> 0:19:37.149
<v Speaker 1>That was the key. The Thighmaster. That's why she looks

0:19:37.190 --> 0:19:37.740
<v Speaker 1>so damn good.

0:19:37.780 --> 0:19:38.500
<v Speaker 2>Remember those things?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Those were hot. Those were hot. Those hurt. I

0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:44.230
<v Speaker 1>think my mom had one or like and then maybe

0:19:44.250 --> 0:19:48.330
<v Speaker 1>not the brand name, but something like a knockoff Thighmaster.

0:19:48.590 --> 0:19:52.430
<v Speaker 2>The amount of random, the shake weight, the thigh mass,

0:19:52.650 --> 0:19:56.000
<v Speaker 2>the shake weight, by the way, come on. Whoever thought

0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:59.359
<v Speaker 2>of that knew exactly what they were doing. please, like,

0:19:59.380 --> 0:20:01.240
<v Speaker 2>you're going to hold something like that and shake it

0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:03.700
<v Speaker 2>like that and not have everybody think what it is?

0:20:03.820 --> 0:20:04.419
<v Speaker 2>Come on.

0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:05.270
<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

0:20:05.740 --> 0:20:09.369
<v Speaker 2>No, but like the random one that works out one muscle.

0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:11.129
<v Speaker 1>In your body. You had one piece of equipment for

0:20:11.170 --> 0:20:11.590
<v Speaker 1>a muscle.

0:20:11.609 --> 0:20:13.810
<v Speaker 2>You're going to have great inner thighs, but the rest

0:20:13.869 --> 0:20:15.390
<v Speaker 2>of you is going to suck.

0:20:15.750 --> 0:20:17.149
<v Speaker 1>And it's going to take up a large part of

0:20:17.170 --> 0:20:17.550
<v Speaker 1>your closet.

0:20:17.570 --> 0:20:21.170
<v Speaker 2>You can crush a watermelon in between your legs, but

0:20:21.210 --> 0:20:23.670
<v Speaker 2>you can't lift the watermelon to get it home.

0:20:24.250 --> 0:20:27.470
<v Speaker 1>Right. That's exactly what that was the 90s, you know? Yeah.

0:20:28.410 --> 0:20:30.940
<v Speaker 1>Could take up an entire closet just full of exercise

0:20:30.980 --> 0:20:33.700
<v Speaker 1>equipment for one muscle each. Right?

0:20:34.140 --> 0:20:39.020
<v Speaker 2>A Nordic track. Where's some of the other? Oh, God.

0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:40.580
<v Speaker 2>The Thighmaster. What else was there?

0:20:40.600 --> 0:20:41.820
<v Speaker 1>What are some other ones?

0:20:43.590 --> 0:20:48.850
<v Speaker 2>Well, now I'm just thinking 90s infomercials. Yeah. The rotisserie,

0:20:49.109 --> 0:20:50.070
<v Speaker 2>Showtime rotisserie.

0:20:50.210 --> 0:20:51.090
<v Speaker 1>What's Showtime rotisserie?

0:20:51.109 --> 0:20:55.889
<v Speaker 2>Set it and forget it. Oh, yes. The little roasted

0:20:55.930 --> 0:20:56.980
<v Speaker 2>chicken going around.

0:20:57.200 --> 0:20:57.940
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes.

0:20:58.060 --> 0:20:59.980
<v Speaker 2>I definitely had one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>You had one of those?

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<v Speaker 2>I did. My first house, we had a Showtime rotisserie chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>You did not. Did they work well?

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<v Speaker 2>And it was delicious. Really? It did. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>could also use it. Suddenly become a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are we now like a QVC?

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<v Speaker 2>But you can use it as a toaster oven. It

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<v Speaker 2>has like a little shelf in it, or you can, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you can do other stuff with it than just the chicken,

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<v Speaker 2>but the chicken is really the main. Oh, interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>And then where do you store it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who's cooking that many rotisserie chickens. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>you need one thing devoted to it but go down.

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<v Speaker 1>To the market at 11 and get the one for

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<v Speaker 1>five bucks which is now usually $ 6. 99 yeah go.

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<v Speaker 2>To Costco rotisserie chicken it's delish.

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<v Speaker 1>You could eat off that for a week we do

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<v Speaker 1>that all the time add it to baked potatoes add

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<v Speaker 1>it to pasta anyways yes there's your little tip for

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<v Speaker 1>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've got a new show on our hands

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<v Speaker 2>called tips and tricks for uh Home, living, and exercise

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<v Speaker 2>with A.B. and Jodi. And it's just us talking about

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<v Speaker 2>rotisserie chickens and a Thighmaster every week. We put the

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<v Speaker 2>chicken in the Thighmaster and see what it does. We

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<v Speaker 2>try and use the chicken's thighs to use the Thighmaster.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you shred the rotisserie chicken. You put it

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<v Speaker 1>in the Thighmaster.

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<v Speaker 2>You put it in the Thighmaster and you shred it

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<v Speaker 2>like that. And actually, that's when you figure out you

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<v Speaker 2>can use the Thighmaster for your arms, too. For your back. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that'll work.

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<v Speaker 1>Like your traps or whatever they're called.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, it was one of the things that you do. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And you do all that and you make the chicken. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You're putting that chicken in the rotisserie with the thigh

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<v Speaker 2>master in your thighs just going.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Just standing at the counter.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how to maximize your time, people.

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<v Speaker 2>Just squeezing it up and throwing a rotisserie chicken around.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have time to work out or cook?

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<v Speaker 2>You're wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>We have just solved your problem for you. Yeah. You're

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<v Speaker 1>going to have thighs of steel, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a ride, man. This was a ride.

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<v Speaker 2>Poppycock.

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<v Speaker 1>Fanneritos, tell us your thoughts. Are you step-by-step fans?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to say, do you like

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<v Speaker 2>rotisserie chickens?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like rotisserie chickens? Did any of you use

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<v Speaker 1>the Thighmaster?

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<v Speaker 2>Or the Showtime rotisserie. The Showtime.

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<v Speaker 1>We should do a mini.

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<v Speaker 2>None of this has to do with.

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<v Speaker 1>Full House, but we should do a mini sort of

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<v Speaker 1>all like home shopping network.

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<v Speaker 2>90s infomercials?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a lapper because they are excellent comedy material.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The ShamWow guy? The ShamWow.

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<v Speaker 1>I love ShamWow.

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<v Speaker 2>You know he ran for office in Texas recently.

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<v Speaker 1>He did get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Did i had a yep i have a whole thing

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<v Speaker 2>about him and i'm not gonna say it here because

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<v Speaker 2>it's not appropriate i also got arrested for something a

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<v Speaker 2>few years earlier too yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness okay well that we there we go

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<v Speaker 1>mini sewed idea it's like we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Just really 90s infomercials here we come and how much

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<v Speaker 2>of the dumb crap did you I was like how

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<v Speaker 2>much of the dumb crap did we.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy a lot yes that that kept our economy alive

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>We should bring back the day before online shopping you

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<v Speaker 2>just like Tapped into an infomercial at like 1.30 in

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<v Speaker 2>the afternoon. Yes. Because you're waiting for your Donahue or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Waiting for your Donahue. And you're like, yeah, you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I do need a ShamWow.

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<v Speaker 2>I do need something that can expand. I do, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out. Right. OxiClean. Oh, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go.

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<v Speaker 2>That started there.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually have an excellent OxiClean story, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>You do?

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to tell it now or save it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell it. No, I'll tell it. Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll save it. I'll save it because we might have

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<v Speaker 2>to use it for another commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay. Yeah. Then definitely save it. Save it for

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<v Speaker 1>our authentic ads.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Wow. I don't know how the hell we got here.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Thighmasters. The Thighmaster brought us here.

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<v Speaker 2>The Thighmaster brought it all together, really.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Including your inner thighs. So you didn't learn.

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<v Speaker 1>A whole lot about step-by-step today, Fanaritos. Well, what you did.

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<v Speaker 2>Learn is that these people are a little possibly irresponsible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick Duffy is like borderline child neglect.

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<v Speaker 1>Negligent. Yes. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Suzanne Somers can still get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And there's going to be a pig.

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<v Speaker 1>And there will be a pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Hijinks shall ensue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. I got to ask Christine about the food fight

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<v Speaker 1>next week. I want to hear all about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>We got questions, Fannarito, so stay tuned for next week.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hear all about it when we interview Christine. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder what she thinks about the rotisserie showtime.

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<v Speaker 1>Write that down. We'll ask her about that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's now a question that we have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask all of our guests.

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<v Speaker 2>Showtime rotisserie. What was your favorite 90s infomercial? That's a

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<v Speaker 2>great question.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like a good little icebreaker. Did you use a Thighmaster?

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<v Speaker 1>What was your first.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did you... Yeah, was there any... Was George Foreman grill? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone will have a favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone will have a favorite. Very true. So, okay. There

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<v Speaker 1>we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, decided. We have our mission. How many... I think

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<v Speaker 2>so far we've had... This is our second, maybe, or

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<v Speaker 2>third mini-sewed idea from something stupid that I said. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we just ran with it to the point where

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<v Speaker 2>it made sense. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly how... That's how we... we don't actually have

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<v Speaker 1>like brainstorming meetings or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we just, whatever comes out, comes out. My entire

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<v Speaker 2>brain is a storm. Okay. Constant.

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<v Speaker 1>Thunder.

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<v Speaker 2>Raining.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. there we go that's we're not pretending here on

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<v Speaker 1>how are you tanneritos yeah but uh before we make

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<v Speaker 1>this an hour-long episode uh we're gonna let you guys

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<v Speaker 1>go yes you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>To well because how are you else are you gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have time to shred that chicken and work that thai master.

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<v Speaker 1>Right you have a lot you have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>homework fanaritos you have a lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Homework fanaritos uh in the meantime if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>find us on instagram you can find us at how

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<v Speaker 2>and remember the world is small the house is full

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<v Speaker 2>of thigh masters everyone's got one Their step-by-step brand. I

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<v Speaker 2>bet that was a season wrap gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, another question for Christine.

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<v Speaker 2>Step-by-step branded Dye Master.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have loved that. That would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>great wrap gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Right? All right. Well, let's see if it happens. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you next time.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye. Bye. Bye.