WEBVTT - and Jesse Metcalfe

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<v Speaker 1>It's give them La La with Randall case you have

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<v Speaker 1>just been listening to this podcast blindly.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, it's like fifty episodes in. You need

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<v Speaker 2>to have an intro. But thank you for doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you can start the show.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay, so we're fresh off of the Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's Wednesday, but yeah, I mean I had

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<v Speaker 1>a great Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do? I gotta say it was like a

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<v Speaker 2>very traditional Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Except and we didn't make the turkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't make anything. We bought everything, which was cool as

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<v Speaker 2>fuck because I didn't get robbed this year of the Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 2>one of my favorite holidays, and we had everything, all

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<v Speaker 2>the sides. All we had to do was heat it up.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's not true. I made carrots.

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<v Speaker 2>Out here, Alex carrots. She's producer Alix is here, producer

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<v Speaker 2>Tim is on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>I spent literally four hours, four hours on these.

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<v Speaker 2>Carrots, shopping carrots.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, by the way, I was obsessing over that week.

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<v Speaker 3>I spent four hours chopping them.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just preparation, just all of it, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>so concerned about these carrots. Incredible, and this guy, it

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<v Speaker 1>was so funny. I haven't told you this, but I

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<v Speaker 1>posted them right and this guy comments and he was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>carrots got you a car bags in an entire lifestyle,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, like, trying to be an asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>So I commented back when people come.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you let these people just troll out?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes? And then sometimes I'm bored and I'm like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>feed into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to admit, it is pretty insane that there

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<v Speaker 2>is no like law in trolling on the Internet that

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<v Speaker 2>you can just be, you know, just out there with

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<v Speaker 2>nothing better to do and want to just bully and

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<v Speaker 2>harass and it's like it's okay. So I agree, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>We've talked about this. I do defend myself sometimes when

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like in a mood. But for the

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<v Speaker 2>most part, I let ninety percent of it go. But

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes I just have to kind of just be like why.

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<v Speaker 1>Some days it's called Slay the Troll Day. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite days because I'm gonna tea. We have we

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<v Speaker 1>have two new assistants in here. Let me just tell

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<v Speaker 1>you your name, Mitchell and Sean. You don't know their

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<v Speaker 1>names yet.

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<v Speaker 2>They just started.

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<v Speaker 1>I always win the game when people come for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I fall back most of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bullshit, that's bullshit, that's a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>For ninety percent of the time, I fall back when

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<v Speaker 1>I decide Alex Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like those numbers are little little, those numbers

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<v Speaker 2>are jacked a little high. Yeah, I would say you

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<v Speaker 2>fall back fifty percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way I'm to fifty. There's no way. I

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you guys for saying that, because I'm I'm definitely

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<v Speaker 1>ninety ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Back with ninety Okay, I'm gonna go with sixty forty,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna leave it at that. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about the holidays coming up, because yesterday law you

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<v Speaker 2>and I took Lennon and Riley and we went and

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<v Speaker 2>picked the tree. Now, normally I go in to pick

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<v Speaker 2>multiple trees. I go in, I buy like a twenty footer,

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<v Speaker 2>I buy a ten footer. Then I buy like four

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<v Speaker 2>little ones. That is the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I never send him anywhere on his own, okay, anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to buy a couch, a couch, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>I leave Randall in this section where there's just chairs

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<v Speaker 1>for literally ten minutes. I come back and I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at her checking as oid. I was like, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>what are these chairs? Why do I have an olives

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<v Speaker 1>green chair? Guy and like this like farm farmhouse looking chair,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, he picked those. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>ten fucking minutes, I'm gone, and this guy's picking out

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<v Speaker 1>all of green chairs. I can't send him target on

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<v Speaker 1>his own.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not true. I got black and white chairs, I

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<v Speaker 2>got green chairs, I got blue chairs. I got twelve chairs.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, this was in the pickleball court

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<v Speaker 2>had nowhere to sit, so it was imperative and I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was a good deal. Twenty nine bucks thirty

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<v Speaker 2>nine bucks for the chair, and I got them and

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<v Speaker 2>then she busted my balls. I want to tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>I busted your balls because none of them matched.

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<v Speaker 2>I got who cares guys don't match? The Yes we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Bottom line is I can't send him anywhere by himself

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<v Speaker 1>because he buys everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that is true. I have an impulse spying issue.

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<v Speaker 2>But I want to tell you something. I got robbed

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<v Speaker 2>at the Christmas Tree place yesterday. Shout out to Tina's Trees,

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite place, Tina's Pumpkins, Tina's Everything, Tina Tinas, tina

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<v Speaker 2>Tina's the pumpkin patch and the cree. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you something. We walked in there. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>I felt so ripped off. We walked in, we found

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<v Speaker 2>the perfect tree, and then I was on to like

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<v Speaker 2>the secondary tree, which would have gone on the tennis court.

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<v Speaker 2>She shut it down. I walked out with one tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, one accept the tree, except.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he punchable? As fucking where's the Chris? I walked

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<v Speaker 1>down if what? I walked out with one Christmas tree

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to give people walk out with you,

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<v Speaker 1>bougie fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to buy the kids mini trees for the room,

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<v Speaker 2>like Snoopy Linus trees, like I wanted a little baby trees.

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<v Speaker 2>And you said you're gonna take them to Morrows.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I told him he can't do that, Alex, because

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<v Speaker 1>I have them on Thursday and I need something fun

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<v Speaker 1>to do with them.

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<v Speaker 3>So oh that's important. Yes, I want. Yeah, you've got

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<v Speaker 3>your plans set.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I have my plan. We're going back to Tina's.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got robbed, so I got one. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>now I want to say, and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't even the tree he wanted because it was too small,

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<v Speaker 1>meaning it actually fit properly in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bullshit. We had another four feet. We could have

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<v Speaker 2>easily gone for the fourteenth foot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever, dude, I'm not arguing with you. I knew I

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<v Speaker 2>made the right decision about the tree. You went for

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<v Speaker 2>the little tree and it's too small. But that's what

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<v Speaker 2>here and are there? Then you know what she did,

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<v Speaker 2>She bullshitted me and goes next Christmas, when the family

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<v Speaker 2>rooms done, you can have your big tree. So I

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<v Speaker 2>I quoted that and wrote it down a little book.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you got to get it priorized. Oh yeah, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>See it's an incentive.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's talk about holiday. Let's talk about holiday ideas.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to give Laala my Christmas list on

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<v Speaker 2>this episode so that I don't get robbed at Christmas. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So let me just tell people that I am not

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<v Speaker 2>into like physical gifts anymore in my life. I'm I

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm old, and I just I have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of things and I don't think they represent kind of

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<v Speaker 2>things I remember. So I think like emotional or sentimental

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<v Speaker 2>things are what matter to me these days. So and

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<v Speaker 2>then a couple I don't know whatever, because let me

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<v Speaker 2>give you my.

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<v Speaker 1>List Okay, I don't have a pen.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Now, you gave this to me once before, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was the greatest gift ever, except in a fight

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<v Speaker 2>when you were angry. Instead of deleting all my pictures

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram, you ripped up this gift into a million pieces.

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<v Speaker 2>You're laughing, but it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't believe I'm so immature.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah about grown, And.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I have We'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>But I would like this gift put on some kind

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<v Speaker 2>of really hard paper so that you can't rip it

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<v Speaker 2>up if you get mad. But I would like for

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas from you another.

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<v Speaker 1>Coupon book, a coupon book that you don't destroy, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And I would like in that coupon book the

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<v Speaker 2>following things.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like, Oh my god, do you want to say?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not going to get into the personal things.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like at least ten twenty minute backtickles.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck that, see, I would rather do twenty ten minute backtickles.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever. I'll take what I can get.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean twenty minutes. It's like five hours.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I don't ask for a lot, la, so

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<v Speaker 2>I just say.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you ask. I can't even get into this Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you want a coupon book, got's your list.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my list, And I would like what was it

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<v Speaker 2>you came up with one other thing you thought I

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<v Speaker 2>would need? Oh, I'd like some new Nike Air Force ones. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's easy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would like one card from you with some

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<v Speaker 2>photos or some pictures of us that are sentimental and

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<v Speaker 2>have a beautiful love story poem on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's so cute, I will say, he was going

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<v Speaker 1>to say, like a book of.

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<v Speaker 3>Nudes or as.

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<v Speaker 2>I also think it's like a year that every you

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<v Speaker 2>avoided that. I also think it's a year that like

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<v Speaker 2>the world is so upside down and we're all fucked

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<v Speaker 2>every which way right now that I think that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>sentimental things are going to have such more gravity, which

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<v Speaker 2>takes me into your gifts. What sentimental things do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>I literally, Chanelle doesn't have any sentimental stuff, Doorda's Louis

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<v Speaker 2>So you.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, I literally don't want one thing?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you owning that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? But I'm like pretty, I'm yeah, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need anything. I don't need another bag, I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>more shoes. I don't need clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you something you did say you bought?

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<v Speaker 1>You already got my nursery stuff for the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, that's true. We spent up. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a baby coming. And I think, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we want to be like you said, we want to

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<v Speaker 2>be smart and want to be trying to be conservative

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<v Speaker 2>these days. I do want to. Really.

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason why I said that was because I

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<v Speaker 1>can't fit anything anywhere. But yes, conservative, that sounds nice too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the best policy.

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<v Speaker 1>Alex. If I had another bag, where would I put it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say the number, but I do

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<v Speaker 2>want to congratulate Alex. He want to bet. We made

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<v Speaker 2>a bet George and I thirty days ago that Alex

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<v Speaker 2>told us that he could go thirty days with no drinking,

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<v Speaker 2>no carbs for thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Days and totally stone sober and no carbs.

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<v Speaker 1>You look awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that means no weed. For all you California weed

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<v Speaker 3>smokers out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you a big weed smoker?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, but he just nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>He was just nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>And not only that, I mean he's a he's a

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<v Speaker 2>young guy, drinks, he goes out, he does this thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so no drinks, no carbs, pretty impressed, So congratulations, Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like it would be harder to do

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<v Speaker 1>that with us being quarantined, because yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that was the part of the problem, is that

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<v Speaker 3>being in quarantine all the time made it such.

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<v Speaker 2>An issue, right whereas before it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when you have a routine and you're working and

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<v Speaker 3>you're doing your thing, it's not the same. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>you're not even like shit twenty four to seven and

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<v Speaker 3>you're not drinking twenty four seven. So that's you know,

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<v Speaker 3>over the last year, we've all spent a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>time at home and so I needed this to get

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<v Speaker 3>back on track and it was the best thing I've

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<v Speaker 3>done in a really long time. I can't recommend it enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, you look chek and sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Spend thirty days doing anything, I will say,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, positive and it really does make a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>You should be so proud of yourself. Thank you, Randall.

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<v Speaker 1>You also are looking sleek in chic, thank you, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should be very proud of yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse. All right, Jesse Metcalf, guess what you are? Our

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<v Speaker 2>surprise caller today are the La La with Randal podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Say hi, Jesse, Metcalf.

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<v Speaker 5>What's up, everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jesse, Oh my god, you're like the coolest surprise

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<v Speaker 1>guest we've ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse, first of all, shout out to you, congratulations on

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<v Speaker 2>having the top movie on Netflix this last week, Hard Kill.

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<v Speaker 2>Proud of you, buddy, you crush you.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much. I'm very excited about it. It's

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<v Speaker 5>been really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I know you don't know this, but I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to surprise you and announce it on our podcast because

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<v Speaker 2>we haven't announced it in deadline or we haven't announced it, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, anywhere in the trades. But we have officially

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<v Speaker 2>announcing right now in this podcast that we have formally

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<v Speaker 2>greenlit Hard Kill the sequel.

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<v Speaker 5>Hell, yes, amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>We're coming back, baby, You're coming back.

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<v Speaker 5>It's gonna be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be fun. So Jess, tell us just quickly,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you work a lot, tell us like how

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<v Speaker 2>Dancing with the Stars was real quick, and tell us

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<v Speaker 2>that you know just what you've been doing in quarantine,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, during quarantine to stay busy.

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<v Speaker 4>Dancing with the Stars was a great experience. I was

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<v Speaker 4>surprised at how full on it was. You know, it

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<v Speaker 4>was like four hours of rehearsal a day, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was also pretty surprised at how challenging, you know, learning

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<v Speaker 4>choreography is.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I felt like I put my best foot forward.

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<v Speaker 5>I did the best job I possibly could.

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<v Speaker 2>You crushed it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hang around you long, but you know, it was a

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<v Speaker 5>respectable showing.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that show is so intimidating because they

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<v Speaker 1>do pull people out of like they're not like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go find a dancer to be on Dancing with

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<v Speaker 1>the Stars. It's like, let's pull people who have zero experience, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's amazing. That's what makes a show so great.

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<v Speaker 2>Like with Jess, like you said you were going on

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<v Speaker 2>it was like, wow, you are a brid I know

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<v Speaker 2>you're a brave bold you know man, But I mean

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<v Speaker 2>to go on that show, you have to have real

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<v Speaker 2>cahonis to get on that.

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<v Speaker 5>So thanks man. Yeah, no, it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was pretty nerve wrecking that first live performance. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>it was kind of an out of body experience. But

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<v Speaker 4>it got easier as it went on.

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<v Speaker 2>What was what was the what was the best part

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<v Speaker 2>of the show, and what was like your worst moment

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<v Speaker 2>when you were filming the show?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, you know, in rehearsals, it can get a little frustrating,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, if you're not getting something. You know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I have no formal dance experience whatsoever. So you know

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of steps in the movements were really foreign

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<v Speaker 4>to me.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Mean Sharna and I, you know, we we had some

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<v Speaker 4>uh some some not so great moments.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, tell us, tell us, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I mean I'm really you know, breaking this.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh you know on the podcast. You know, I loved Sharna. Uh,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, she's incredibly talented, but you know, we we

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<v Speaker 4>had some kind of oil.

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<v Speaker 5>And water moments.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, we we had very different personalities, and you know,

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes we clashed a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you guys clash over the fact that, like you,

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<v Speaker 1>was it all about dancing that you guys would clash?

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<v Speaker 1>Did she feel like you weren't taking it seriously?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Jesse takes everything he does seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just asking. I just want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>No, But I just think Jesse's such a perfectionist. Jesse, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what what would happen? That would have been an oil

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<v Speaker 2>vinegar moment? Because I have to believe you were like

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<v Speaker 2>like you had a you're very opinionated, like you're an artist.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know what that was, right, That's really what

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<v Speaker 5>it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I obviously, you know, I always give one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and ten percent everything I do. But I felt

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<v Speaker 4>like in the rehearsal space, which is supposed to be

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<v Speaker 4>a safe space, especially for someone who has no dance

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<v Speaker 4>experience and is very you know, insecure in that world,

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't really allowed to say anything or have an

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<v Speaker 4>opinion about anything basically like.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, Oh yeah, no, that would not go over well

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<v Speaker 1>with me either.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse.

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<v Speaker 4>It started to get better, you know, after I bought

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<v Speaker 4>multiple gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse knows the way to a girl's heart, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you know, I really tried to ingratiate myself,

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<v Speaker 4>but it was like at times it felt like a

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<v Speaker 4>losing battle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, well, I got to tell you something. I

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<v Speaker 2>watched it and it did not look like any of that. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys were rock stars. I could never have done

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<v Speaker 2>ten percent of what you did, so I commend you.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, everybody like thought we were hooking up.

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<v Speaker 2>I read that too.

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<v Speaker 5>That's honestly. The thing about the show is that.

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<v Speaker 4>People think that they need to present that, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>in order to win. There's a lot of gamesmanship that

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<v Speaker 4>goes on behind the scenes. You know that's very you

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<v Speaker 4>know reality show ask right, you know that. I definitely

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<v Speaker 4>didn't anticipate coming into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, because you thought, I mean, because I know how

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<v Speaker 2>you are as an actor. We've done a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>movies together. I know you come in and you you

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<v Speaker 2>you know your focus, you know your ship, You're you taught,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you just do the work. And I bet

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<v Speaker 2>you went into it the same way. And then all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden you probably got you know, all this

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<v Speaker 2>other stuff was there and you're like, whoa, well, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what's what's all that?

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<v Speaker 4>Probably you know there there was There was definitely some

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<v Speaker 4>reality show stuff. It wasn't you know, super super comfortable with.

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<v Speaker 4>But I still had an amazing experience. And everybody, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>uh you know, the executive producers and the directors and

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<v Speaker 4>uh you know the cast and crew, the other dancers.

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<v Speaker 5>I think they're all amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, it really is a kind of a once

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<v Speaker 4>in a lifetime special experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Question one more question on the Dance with the Stars.

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<v Speaker 2>Who did you pick to win beside yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it over?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>They who won?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Jesse? You told me?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Caitlyn Bristow won.

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<v Speaker 2>Okaylyn Bristol never got who's that? Neve got second?

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<v Speaker 5>I think who's Caitlyn was on the Bachelor and the Bachelorette.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But but Jesse, when you went into that, aside from

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<v Speaker 2>yourself winning the whole Enchilada taking.

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<v Speaker 5>I never thought I was gonna win the whole Encelada.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't always you know, I thought maybe Johnny Weir

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<v Speaker 4>I was gonna win. You know, you know, he had

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<v Speaker 4>this this skating background, and yeah, I figured, like learning

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<v Speaker 4>the choreography would probably be pretty easy for him.

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<v Speaker 2>When did he go out? When did he go out?

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<v Speaker 5>She went out?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, like maybe eighth or ninth, Okay, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 4>mean yeah, he had a he had a nice a

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<v Speaker 4>nice run.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know, and then then.

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<v Speaker 4>After that, I thought I thought Neve was gonna win

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<v Speaker 4>because an he was just such a good dancer and

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<v Speaker 4>had a lot of previous dance experience.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have to ask you this then, because you're

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<v Speaker 1>an in shape dude, was this a good workout for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it kick your ass?

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<v Speaker 5>It kick it kicked my ass? It was it was incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>Plates Yeah, it's like pilates with with movement you know,

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<v Speaker 4>when you're dancing multiple hours a day, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Mean the weave just falls off of you.

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<v Speaker 2>You get super leaned, right, because you really have a

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<v Speaker 2>hard time. I mean you're just you know, you really

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<v Speaker 2>need to lose some more weight. Justin was your twelve

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<v Speaker 2>pack ads and you're shredded biceps. I know it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I really leaned out even more than I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need a show like that. I'm already guns

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<v Speaker 2>out blazing, that's right. So what you so tell me

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<v Speaker 2>when you're not shooting your I know you've been working

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<v Speaker 2>on your series, your movies and and and then dancing

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<v Speaker 2>with stars. But when you do have downtime in this

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<v Speaker 2>weird quarantine kind of world we've been living in for

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<v Speaker 2>a while, what what do you usually do? You know, what,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the entertainment? How do you pass the time? Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you know, I like to play guitar, I

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<v Speaker 4>like to read. I'd like to go hiking. I love

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<v Speaker 4>the outdoors, like to go on you know, motorcycle rides

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<v Speaker 4>and you know classic car cruises on Sundays.

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<v Speaker 1>I do know you like to do the classic car

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<v Speaker 1>cruises because I follow you on Instagram and you post.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I just I just, you know, bought a new house,

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<v Speaker 4>so I've been doing a lot of renovations and stuff

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<v Speaker 4>that's been keeping me busy. But yeah, it's very important

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<v Speaker 4>during these crazy times, you know, during these lockdowns and

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<v Speaker 4>throughout the pandemic to stay as busy as possible and

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<v Speaker 4>maintain some sense of normalcy, dude, And it can it

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<v Speaker 4>can be challenging at times, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, I get it. Well, I think you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>an awesome job as far as keeping people entertained and

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<v Speaker 1>also you know, pulling your house together. That sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a perfect way to pass the time to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I think you're doing an awesome job. Randall's child.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Courage person?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, man, Well listen, Jess, I'm sorry. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to say something. We were just talking about Thanksgiving, my bad, Jess.

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<v Speaker 2>We were just talking about Thanksgiving before you came on

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<v Speaker 2>and what we did and how great it was and

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<v Speaker 2>you joined us, and I want to say thank you

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<v Speaker 2>because I had the most fun that night with you,

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<v Speaker 2>and we had a blast getting to hang out and

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<v Speaker 2>have kind of a friend's family Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 4>So thank you so much for having us. It was

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<v Speaker 4>it was it was awesome. It was an unexpected invitation

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<v Speaker 4>and we had the best time.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, thanks, all right, Jess. Well i'll text you

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<v Speaker 2>uh in a little bit, and thanks for being our

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<v Speaker 2>surprise guest.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye, Jess.

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<v Speaker 5>You got it, You got it. Bye, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that was awesome. We're gonna we're gonna cut

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<v Speaker 2>right to a break, come right back. Thank you, We're back.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Jesse Metcalf, did you like that one? In law? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a surprise. Usually my mom or your mom,

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>That I've gone deeper than that I've gone Jack's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're right. It usually is like somebody within the

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<v Speaker 2>immediate fan. But I'm trying to think beyond.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, here's the thing with Jesse Metcalf. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that he's a hard worker, but sometimes like those dancers.

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<v Speaker 1>I've known some dancers none on Dancing with the Stars,

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<v Speaker 1>but they take their craft seriously and it for real

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<v Speaker 1>is like no fun to be happy, like you don't laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't So that's what I meant, Like, was it

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<v Speaker 1>because you weren't taking it seriously? AKA you smiled one time?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's oh, that's that makes sense. Yes, But I

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<v Speaker 2>actually think knowing Jesse and you obviously have co starred

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<v Speaker 2>in a movie with him and know him as well.

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<v Speaker 2>You know Jesse, you know Jesse. He's like suit, He's

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<v Speaker 2>fun as fuck, but he is super focused when it

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<v Speaker 2>comes to work.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen a script more marked up yeah life

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<v Speaker 1>than when I worked with Jesse on Hard Kill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what did you rewrite the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand. He's like, no, this is just my

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<v Speaker 1>breakdown of how I feel about this one line. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh shit, I should take this a little more seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we're playing a game now, a new game.

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<v Speaker 2>It is today because it's Tuesday. It's Trivia Tuesday here

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast, one of my favorite days. Unfortunately Tim

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<v Speaker 2>is not here. I was thinking of calling him to

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<v Speaker 2>put him into the mix with the three of you,

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<v Speaker 2>but it is Trivia Tuesday. I need you to to

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<v Speaker 2>pick Lala, because you're making the baby. You pick a

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<v Speaker 2>subject and see if you can out do out pick

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<v Speaker 2>something that you know, because Alex, it's high level, fucking

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<v Speaker 2>knows a lot of dumb shit. Murder, Oh good one,

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<v Speaker 2>good one, good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you know anything about murder?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sure, I actually watch a lot of things about murder.

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<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, now true murder stories?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you like reenactments or.

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<v Speaker 2>She likes these are so crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>They'd be like no, no, no, I can't watch this horror

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<v Speaker 3>movie with you because I can't sleep, but I will watch.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the first question. Question.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give you three questions total. Okay, the

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<v Speaker 2>one who wins the most.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never played trivia with you, guys. Is it A, B,

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<v Speaker 1>C or D or do I just have to know?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give you the different options.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing about the trivia game, though, I've never

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<v Speaker 2>done a trivia game on serial killers, so this is

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<v Speaker 2>a new one. Okay, so this is gonna be the

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<v Speaker 2>first serial killer trivia game, right, let's go. The question is,

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<v Speaker 2>according to the Internet, a serial killer is typically a

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<v Speaker 2>person who murders. How many people at minimum to be

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<v Speaker 2>considered a serial killer? I will give you three options

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<v Speaker 2>A two, B three C four.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the question again? How many people do they

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<v Speaker 1>have to murder to be.

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<v Speaker 2>To be considered a serial killer? Based on the Internet?

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<v Speaker 2>What they say?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's two, Alex.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would say two unless they consider three a series.

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<v Speaker 3>It has to be a series. That's all. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>only record.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's the numbers?

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<v Speaker 3>It could be two, but I think they might say three.

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<v Speaker 2>On the internet, you have to say one or the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Tough.

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<v Speaker 2>They always say, go with your gut.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go three.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, Okay, three one point?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys know that you're dead?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn you guys are gonna play out to the interns

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<v Speaker 2>are here, They're gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Play They're the friend. I'm gonna phone them when I need.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you could phone Alex camp because Alex studies ship

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<v Speaker 2>like this all day. Okay, who is who is the

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<v Speaker 2>number one serial killer they consider in the world?

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<v Speaker 4>The wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean? Okay, I got a better one. I got a

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<v Speaker 2>better question. That's a little more fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to ask, like, does blood

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<v Speaker 1>show up under a blue light? Like that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I could do that. Win that.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll win the trivia about serial killers unless you get

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<v Speaker 3>into some of the old ones.

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<v Speaker 1>I got some good, especially the one that leaves the

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<v Speaker 1>bite marks on the girls. Ask here, keep going, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask was the Zodiac killer ever found? Yes or no?

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<v Speaker 2>You could ask you to phone a front.

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<v Speaker 1>No he was not.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're right, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, who's the Zodiac killer?

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<v Speaker 3>One of the most famous.

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<v Speaker 2>He's ever been identified.

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<v Speaker 1>He's never been identified, never been identified. When did he

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<v Speaker 1>murder in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Sixties and seventies in Vallejo, California.

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<v Speaker 1>So he could very well still be living.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a family feud, probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Not, probably not. He's probably dead, they think.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, this is a family feud question. Okay, in

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<v Speaker 2>a serial killer format, list the top ten zerracos of

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<v Speaker 2>all time. I need you each to name one and

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<v Speaker 2>then will go to but then back and forth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you go.

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<v Speaker 1>First, Ted Bundy, wasn't he the hottest one?

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<v Speaker 2>That is correct?

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<v Speaker 3>Alex name name one son of Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they haven't listed at the top, but

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<v Speaker 2>that is valid.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey Dahmer that is.

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<v Speaker 2>On the list. That's two.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good one. Where he said the Zodiac but

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't say that's not he's not on this list.

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<v Speaker 2>God, Okay, that's a that's a you're out next. You

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<v Speaker 2>got to if you come up with one more, you win.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, what is that guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Did he? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>What about?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? You can photo frad at photo Fred right now,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can beat Alex and take the even.

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<v Speaker 1>His name on my tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>But you have your PHONEO friend right there.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Charles killing anybody, He didn't kill anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>He ran a squad that killed people.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I hesitated. It's not the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise he's on the list.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me one more for la is on the list.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually killed the Golden State Killer.

0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:53.119
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think the Golden Jack, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ripper, Jeffrey Dahmer, Harold Shipman, John Gacy, Pedro Lopez a,

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<v Speaker 2>Ted Bundy. All right, that's a fun game.

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<v Speaker 1>I much a little dark and Morgan whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think our sponsors and our sponsors will be

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<v Speaker 2>back after these messages.

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. I spent most of the watching I D,

0:27:18.000 --> 0:27:22.560
<v Speaker 1>which is where they like investigate murders and yeah, but

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:26.439
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like it's like you watch something and

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:29.119
<v Speaker 1>at the end you're left unsatisfied, so like and we

0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:30.879
<v Speaker 1>don't know who did it. It's like, oh, I just

0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:34.640
<v Speaker 1>invested so much time into this and you're still trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find like have you heard of the oh, the

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Jessica Chambers murder where she was lit on fire and

0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:41.280
<v Speaker 1>watched that together.

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<v Speaker 2>That was That was dark. I watch those kind of stories. Well,

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You know, it's so funny. You hate

0:27:47.000 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 2>you love comedy, you love cartoons, you love Seinfelder Fraser.

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:52.879
<v Speaker 2>And then I walk in the room and you're like

0:27:53.000 --> 0:27:56.800
<v Speaker 2>binging on these murder dark mysteries. I'm like, what is

0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:59.119
<v Speaker 2>going I mean, after I watched this one, Alex, I

0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 2>swear to you was eleven, I wanted to cry. Going

0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:04.000
<v Speaker 2>to bed, I was like, I'm never doing this with

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:05.880
<v Speaker 2>you again. No, but it's like so depressed.

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:08.320
<v Speaker 1>It is depressing, but also like I go out into

0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:11.960
<v Speaker 1>the world and I'm really aware. I'm like that person

0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 1>driving by is looking at me weird. This is how

0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:15.199
<v Speaker 1>it starts.

0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:17.119
<v Speaker 3>In a way, it's making you aware of something that

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<v Speaker 3>might not.

0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Even be the it's called.

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:22.480
<v Speaker 1>It's not paranoid. It's just like, okay, this person. Like today,

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I was working out and this guy kept going back

0:28:25.040 --> 0:28:28.840
<v Speaker 1>and forth. So I grabbed my baton that I work

0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:30.880
<v Speaker 1>out with and I was holding it during the entire

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 1>workout because I'm like, this is how it happens.

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:35.360
<v Speaker 3>Was he going back and forth to the water machine?

0:28:35.600 --> 0:28:39.120
<v Speaker 1>Nope, he was going behind bushes and pulling his deck out.

0:28:39.280 --> 0:28:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Okay, we have those sponsors left it.

0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 1>You as something I'm crazy all day long, but hello,

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I've seen a lot of shit on TV. She and

0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 1>her baby went missy, and I'm like, if someone would

0:28:56.880 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 1>have paid attention to weird fucking behavior, I'm with you.

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you, guys. I watched the show, and

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:10.080
<v Speaker 2>by the way, I was very intrigued, and they're trying

0:29:10.120 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 2>to figure it out and tell us the backstory of

0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 2>how but it is very depressing that stuff, and in

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 2>a world that's already tough right now, that is a

0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:18.800
<v Speaker 2>It was a little heavy for me, and I don't

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 2>know how you stomach that. I'm very shocked.

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>I love it.

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:25.960
<v Speaker 2>And then I watched it like the figuring it out,

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:29.360
<v Speaker 2>like you like the detective can you figure out who

0:29:29.400 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 2>did it? Like kind of the the mystery.

0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:32.280
<v Speaker 5>Part of it.

0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I just want to know what goes through

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 1>someone's head when they're like I'm having the fair and

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to make sure that I can continue, I'm going to

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 1>murder my whole family, right, I want to.

0:29:44.560 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 3>Know normal thoughts that everybody has, right.

0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Like, I just want to know, like what is wrong

0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:53.280
<v Speaker 1>with that human being we.

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 2>Talked about last weeks up with them for a minute.

0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 2>You just came back from Puerto Rico. You were gone.

0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 2>We did the Dad podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I I just filmed a movie that was like

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<v Speaker 1>pretty action packed and I'm five months pregnant.

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very proud of you to do that. And I

0:30:07.400 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 2>know it wasn't easy, and I know you you didn't

0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:11.080
<v Speaker 2>feel well a lot, but you grind it through and

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:13.520
<v Speaker 2>made it. I'm very proud of you. I mean that.

0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:16.239
<v Speaker 2>I want to say something in addition to that. We

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:19.000
<v Speaker 2>did the stad podcast last week. People had asked us

0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 2>and we had a lot of fun. It was great.

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Did people dig it as much as they dug the

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:22.680
<v Speaker 1>first one?

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 2>I got a flood of love in how much they

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 2>wanted more all that stuff. What I want to know

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 2>is this egg creat thing became a big thing, right.

0:30:33.000 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 3>It was a big thing when it happened.

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 2>It was very big, and Jackson was not happy. And

0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I love Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't happy.

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 2>But people from around the world have reached out to

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<v Speaker 2>me and said, like, in certain countries they instead of cribs,

0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:50.959
<v Speaker 2>they used boxes. I was so shocked when he went

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 2>into this a crate thing. I couldn't believe it. We

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:54.560
<v Speaker 2>had to pull up pictures, and Jackson.

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Was waiting, so did you see pictures?

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:58.880
<v Speaker 2>We pulled up picture of an egg box and we

0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 2>showed it to him. He said, that's the kind of

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:02.880
<v Speaker 2>egg box I used to go camping in. And then

0:31:02.880 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 2>he told us his parents used to let him sleep

0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 2>in the car like one and like sister a sister.

0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:10.320
<v Speaker 2>She confirmed it was a whole thing.

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:15.360
<v Speaker 1>We're like, you, guys, someone needs to like shut this down. Deny, deny,

0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:20.240
<v Speaker 1>deny bo. Bo could not wait that it is like

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<v Speaker 1>an egg crate.

0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 2>That's an egg mattress. No, you have to write egg crate,

0:31:25.560 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 2>egg box. Oh my god, we're dooining it again.

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, anyway, I did hear about that and that wait.

0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Like that, yes, that right there. He said that's what

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:38.400
<v Speaker 2>he used to sleep and when he went camping. Some

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 2>people sleep in tense And then he said, back in

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 2>the day, that is how they did it. But I

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 2>also in close to age with Jack's and I never

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:46.400
<v Speaker 2>slept in an egg box.

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:49.720
<v Speaker 1>You know, some people do it like that in Michigan.

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:52.719
<v Speaker 3>Heys his words.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all quoting.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you, gangster, It's like you know what, honey,

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 1>where I'm not going to spend money on a freaking

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 1>crib portable crib. Jack's is sleeping in the fucking egg box?

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<v Speaker 2>Makes sense? Makes sense?

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<v Speaker 1>You can. And I highly doubt they shoved him in

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 1>there with like out blankets. That just acted he said.

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:15.360
<v Speaker 2>I think he said he was in the tent in

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<v Speaker 2>the box.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'm sure that they made it. The box

0:32:19.000 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 1>was just a structure at the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Maybe he was just playing in the

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<v Speaker 2>box and he just oh my god, this is gone.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a structure.

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<v Speaker 2>I really want to call Jacks right now, but I

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<v Speaker 2>know that he would just be so mad at me.

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:37.600
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I called Jacks today and I told him, like,

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<v Speaker 2>can we come over for dinner? Because I watched Brittany

0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:44.440
<v Speaker 2>cook on Instagram and no, no hold on, And Brittany

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 2>said to me directly, Brittany said, you come on over

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 2>and I'll go cook for you because she knows I

0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:53.240
<v Speaker 2>love like Southern like fried chicken, all the things that

0:32:53.320 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 2>they eat. You know, I love that, baby. So she said,

0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:57.600
<v Speaker 2>come over and I'll cook for you. Guys. So I

0:32:57.640 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 2>text Jack and Jack said, I'm like, I'm I'm leaving town.

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 2>A couple of days to go to work. Can Brittany

0:33:02.640 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 2>cook for us? And he goes, are you out of

0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 2>your mind? Like like I was crazy. I said, your

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:11.880
<v Speaker 2>wife offered to cook for us. He's like, oh, well,

0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:14.160
<v Speaker 2>she's really sick this morning of morning sickness. And I

0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:16.360
<v Speaker 2>was like, I didn't say it had to be right now?

0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:20.440
<v Speaker 2>When did Brittany? Can Brittany ever when she feels like it?

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<v Speaker 2>I I what the fuck? I can't win good Jacks.

0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:26.200
<v Speaker 2>I will just.

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Order Jackson needs to put on his Instagram a mood

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:31.760
<v Speaker 1>of the day. We need to gauge how he's feeling

0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 1>at the moment so that I can text him.

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:36.400
<v Speaker 2>I love Jacks. I love that. I really want to

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<v Speaker 2>call him right now and ask.

0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Fine Cleazer Randall, don't I cannot.

0:33:40.400 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 2>He'll be so mad because I love him. He's like

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite. Like when we when I call him and

0:33:45.360 --> 0:33:47.600
<v Speaker 2>he's in one of those moods, he like talks to

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 2>me like I'm from out of space, like what who

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 2>are you? I know? And he called me the next

0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:54.960
<v Speaker 2>day he's like, what day we're going to Miami? What

0:33:55.040 --> 0:33:56.440
<v Speaker 2>day we're going for New Year's what day?

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:56.720
<v Speaker 4>You know?

0:33:56.800 --> 0:33:58.640
<v Speaker 2>He's like, you know, it's like but that's Jack's like,

0:33:58.720 --> 0:34:00.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, most of the time he's in a great mood.

0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Just you know, if you get them on the off day.

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I relate to that. That's kind of how

0:34:04.520 --> 0:34:05.240
<v Speaker 1>it is with me too.

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Hourly.

0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like it's it's an hour to our type of thing.

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like eleven o'clock could be fantastic with you. By lunchtime,

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:15.360
<v Speaker 2>you're you're you're dodging.

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you guys will see that assistance. There are days

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:22.360
<v Speaker 1>where I come in you want to protect you, burn

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:24.320
<v Speaker 1>the office down.

0:34:25.160 --> 0:34:26.200
<v Speaker 2>I will protect you.

0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:27.440
<v Speaker 1>That is hilarious.

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 3>She knows the code to the front door. There's nothing

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:31.440
<v Speaker 3>you can do but to accept your fate.

0:34:31.680 --> 0:34:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, and don't ever drive my car.

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to Jared is Jared. We want to give

0:34:40.120 --> 0:34:43.640
<v Speaker 2>you a shout on this podcast. Jared everybody New Assistance

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 2>one of the new assistants, and Jared was amazing. Jared

0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:50.399
<v Speaker 2>volunteered to take Lawless card to the car wash and

0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:54.239
<v Speaker 2>then called me and had gotten into an accent. The

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:56.799
<v Speaker 2>first thing I said is are you okay? And he said, yes,

0:34:56.840 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm fine, no injuries. I was like, great, it's almost

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:01.600
<v Speaker 2>have been like a little fender bender and did you

0:35:01.600 --> 0:35:03.920
<v Speaker 2>get the person's insurance. He said, the police are on

0:35:04.000 --> 0:35:06.200
<v Speaker 2>their way. Said you get the person insurance because when

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:08.799
<v Speaker 2>they hit you, there at fault obviously. He said, no, no, no, no,

0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm at fault. I said, what do you mean? You

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:13.160
<v Speaker 2>at fault? So I wasn't looking and I turned right

0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:15.840
<v Speaker 2>into another car and I said, okay, we'll send me

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:18.759
<v Speaker 2>the picture. And I, you know, I assumed it was

0:35:18.800 --> 0:35:20.520
<v Speaker 2>just a fender bender because I never saw the car.

0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:24.360
<v Speaker 2>I went to the shop and I think an axle

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 2>fell off or something like that.

0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding? Are you serious?

0:35:29.040 --> 0:35:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Are you?

0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking with me?

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:32.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 1>No. So I'm like a dad, right like I when

0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I come home, get Jared in here.

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:40.160
<v Speaker 2>We should get him in here, and I will assassinate you.

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 2>Get Jared. We're gonna get Jared. Because I don't really

0:35:43.719 --> 0:35:44.480
<v Speaker 2>know the details.

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I was not all right, should we get him and

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:46.919
<v Speaker 1>cut to a break.

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's cut to a break and then get him, and

0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:49.839
<v Speaker 2>that'll be all right.

0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:51.320
<v Speaker 1>You guys were going to cut to a break and

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:53.200
<v Speaker 1>then I'm gonna rip Jared a new asshole. We'll be

0:35:53.280 --> 0:36:02.359
<v Speaker 1>right back, you guys, We're back. Would give them Lalla

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:03.319
<v Speaker 1>with Randall.

0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:05.279
<v Speaker 2>And we are on with the assistant. We were just

0:36:05.320 --> 0:36:08.839
<v Speaker 2>talking about famous Jared. Jared. Welcome to the podcast.

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Glad to be here.

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, all right, Jared, all right, Jared. So here's

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:18.000
<v Speaker 2>the thing. La Lah is just getting some details of

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 2>your car accident. And I told her when you called,

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:23.120
<v Speaker 2>the first thing I asked is are you okay? You

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:25.320
<v Speaker 2>said yes, And I said, well, you get the police

0:36:25.320 --> 0:36:27.440
<v Speaker 2>officer to make sure, you know, get the report filled

0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:29.759
<v Speaker 2>out and for the you know, for the insurance and

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:32.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, because they were at fault. And your answer

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:35.399
<v Speaker 2>was no, no, no, I was at fault. And why don't

0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:38.319
<v Speaker 2>you tell us about that day once you got in

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 2>the car and how the accident happened. Well, I turned

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:47.840
<v Speaker 2>to the left and somebody was there, and.

0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:50.760
<v Speaker 5>That's about as.

0:36:50.880 --> 0:36:53.879
<v Speaker 2>So you turned to the left, weren't looking smashed into

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:54.400
<v Speaker 2>a car.

0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Pretty much pretty much did not see them there, Oh, Jared,

0:36:58.440 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 1>wrong car to not see someone in.

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Lala takes care of her car like it's a like

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:07.160
<v Speaker 2>a fourth child.

0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:11.760
<v Speaker 1>I see, I get home, I walk around the entire

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 1>car and I know if my seat has been moved.

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 3>That's honestly legit. A lot of that will stop caring

0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:19.200
<v Speaker 3>about their cars.

0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 2>After you o CD. She's high level, fantastic. Hell no,

0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Lala is very obsessed with their car. She takes very

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 2>good care of it. I give her a lot of respect.

0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:28.520
<v Speaker 2>I can't do what she does. I don't do the

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:29.399
<v Speaker 2>same thing she does.

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:32.839
<v Speaker 1>I make Riley take her shoes off because I told her,

0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:35.160
<v Speaker 1>I said, do you see these marks? That's because you

0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:37.040
<v Speaker 1>kick my seat, So you don't.

0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:39.799
<v Speaker 3>You just got a lot of respect from the car community, really,

0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 3>because a lot of people love that car a lot

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:44.680
<v Speaker 3>and probably think, you know, there's some people out there

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:46.240
<v Speaker 3>that don't show the love and respect they deserve.

0:37:46.400 --> 0:37:48.040
<v Speaker 1>I respect my ship now.

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Being on the other hand, I don't respect my car.

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:52.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I just think of a car gets you

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 2>from A to B. That's the job of it.

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Jared, I would have rather had you crash the Rollie.

0:37:57.239 --> 0:37:59.959
<v Speaker 5>Oh Man, neither one. I prefer neither.

0:38:00.239 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, so would I. But apparently.

0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Choosing we only told La La part of the truth

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 2>of the damage. We told her that you were you

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 2>were in a fender better because everybody was safe. Nobody

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:16.360
<v Speaker 2>nobody got injured, thank god. And then you have to

0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:19.520
<v Speaker 2>assess the damage, and we didn't know that you were

0:38:19.560 --> 0:38:23.920
<v Speaker 2>capable basically busting a rim and then actual falling off.

0:38:24.120 --> 0:38:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Basically, I tell you what that thing, you are safe

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:32.040
<v Speaker 1>in that thing all that you want to know? How

0:38:32.080 --> 0:38:35.279
<v Speaker 1>I know I'm safe in that car, Jared, No, for real.

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:40.839
<v Speaker 1>So my my friend Janet called me one day and

0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:43.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't want to stress you out, but

0:38:43.880 --> 0:38:46.759
<v Speaker 1>I just got rear ended by a Ford F one

0:38:46.920 --> 0:38:49.960
<v Speaker 1>fifty and I like grit my teeth and I was like,

0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:54.400
<v Speaker 1>are you okay? And she was like, I'm fine. I said,

0:38:54.960 --> 0:38:57.839
<v Speaker 1>what does my car look like? And all it was

0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:00.200
<v Speaker 1>like the back of the camera was like fucked up,

0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:02.640
<v Speaker 1>but the wheel on the back of the g Wagon

0:39:02.800 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 1>was just like super indented. I couldn't believe. I think

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:07.840
<v Speaker 1>if she would have been in a different car, like

0:39:07.920 --> 0:39:09.560
<v Speaker 1>she would have had serious issues.

0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 2>That's why I do agree, and I'm very we're very

0:39:12.080 --> 0:39:15.000
<v Speaker 2>blessed that these cars that we have are big cars

0:39:15.040 --> 0:39:15.800
<v Speaker 2>and they are safe.

0:39:16.120 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 1>I think we're happy or saved.

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 5>Jared.

0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm just knocking with you, but don't ever fucking touch

0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:21.080
<v Speaker 1>my car again.

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, I asked if Jara was safe, because that's

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 2>always the first thing we care about. Obviously, people's safety.

0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:31.000
<v Speaker 2>After that, I was like, now you got to go

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:31.680
<v Speaker 2>deal with LAWA.

0:39:32.960 --> 0:39:38.879
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. Well, I would like to formally apologize. Oh well,

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I have calmed down, Jarrett. And no, Randall knows the drill.

0:39:46.400 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 1>When something happens in the car, you better take it

0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 1>in immediately because if I come home and see that,

0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I will assassinate everybody. You're all getting grenade launchers shoved

0:39:59.760 --> 0:40:01.080
<v Speaker 1>up your again.

0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:03.279
<v Speaker 3>Happy holidays from everybody here.

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Happy holidays, jarreted from the family.

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:10.839
<v Speaker 2>Bye dude, bye on the rail.

0:40:10.880 --> 0:40:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Though I get it, things can be replaced, things can

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:15.680
<v Speaker 1>get fixed.

0:40:15.840 --> 0:40:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Listen, the first thing when I told you that, you said,

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:20.880
<v Speaker 2>is he okay? And I said yes, and I and

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:22.920
<v Speaker 2>that was the most important thing. Anybody gets an AX.

0:40:23.000 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 2>You always want to make sure the other note.

0:40:24.239 --> 0:40:27.240
<v Speaker 1>Even when Janet called and said that I was fucking tripping.

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:29.239
<v Speaker 1>When when someone tells you they got rear ended by

0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:31.279
<v Speaker 1>a Ford F one fifty, like that is not a

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:32.160
<v Speaker 1>small truck.

0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:33.960
<v Speaker 2>No, that's you could go to the hospital. Yes, and

0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:36.320
<v Speaker 2>so I was happy that he was safe and the

0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:38.279
<v Speaker 2>other driver was safe. Once he told me that, he

0:40:38.320 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 2>sent me a picture of the damage. And I always

0:40:40.160 --> 0:40:43.640
<v Speaker 2>say to people automobiles, they're a possession. They can always

0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:47.280
<v Speaker 2>be replaced. People's lives can't. So we're lucky everybody's safe.

0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:48.920
<v Speaker 2>And on that.

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Note, what's the theme of this podcast? We have literally

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:57.160
<v Speaker 1>talked to Dancing with the Stars, car accidents, murder. There

0:40:57.239 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 1>is no theme. You can tell where cos into the holiday?

0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know.

0:41:02.400 --> 0:41:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Now I want to tell everybody something about our schedule

0:41:04.560 --> 0:41:08.400
<v Speaker 2>with our podcast so that nobody's disappointed. We are going to,

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:12.880
<v Speaker 2>like most of you, hopefully, going to go on hiatus

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:16.640
<v Speaker 2>over Christmas and New Year's. So our last episode of

0:41:16.640 --> 0:41:21.960
<v Speaker 2>our podcast will be December sixteenth, so this week and

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:25.839
<v Speaker 2>two more episodes and then that will complete our first

0:41:25.920 --> 0:41:28.359
<v Speaker 2>year of Give Them LAWA. We are going to do

0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:31.920
<v Speaker 2>a giveaway on the sixteenth. We will tell you about

0:41:31.960 --> 0:41:34.839
<v Speaker 2>it next week. It'll be cash for the Holidays?

0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Is that the last episode before week sixteenth? Go on break?

0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, the sixteenth, and I want to do something special

0:41:41.040 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 2>law for a few people. So next week you and

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I will announce what we're going to do and then

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 2>we'll pick like three or four people we want to

0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:49.600
<v Speaker 2>bring them on the last episode of the podcast of

0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:53.399
<v Speaker 2>the year. Okay, give away our cash holiday giveaway, and

0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:57.959
<v Speaker 2>then we will be coming back in January, right after

0:41:58.000 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 2>New Year's and we'll give more details about that.

0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I love it. Are we done already?

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:02.640
<v Speaker 3>We're done.

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:03.360
<v Speaker 2>I think it's time to go.

0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Wow that flew by. Did I even do anything on

0:42:07.480 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 1>this podcast?

0:42:08.280 --> 0:42:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm still figuring it out.

0:42:09.800 --> 0:42:13.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like in pregnancy brain mode. Anyway. You guys are

0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 1>awesome for listening to Oh oh my God, it time

0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:20.520
<v Speaker 1>for a nap. You guys are awesome for listening to

0:42:20.600 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 1>us ramble on today. Thank you so much, and we

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:25.200
<v Speaker 1>will catch you next week