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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside.

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Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 3: We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malborn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 4: Hello Karen. Do you still have your Christmas tree up?

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Speaker 3: Hello Chris? I never put one up.

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Speaker 5: Oh I forgot about your anti Christmas tree lifestyle.

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Speaker 3: I want to have a Christmas tree lifestyle.

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Speaker 2: It ain't me no, you know, it's always like it,

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Speaker 2: like the twenty first rolls around and I'm like, it's

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Speaker 2: too late. Just light a pine tree candle and go

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Speaker 5: When I say Christmas tree, I mean a series of

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Speaker 2: When you say Christmas tree, you're just referencing your own

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Speaker 5: Exactly everything but a tree. It's a lot of garland.

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Speaker 5: There is some aquarium plastic aquarium plants. There's a Teki

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Speaker 5: and there are lights. And I have not yet taken

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Speaker 5: down my version of a Christmas tree. So if you

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Speaker 5: just want to do your own version one year, that's

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Speaker 5: I'm saying. A Christmas tree can be anything. It's symbolic.

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Speaker 4: That's awesome. I see.

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Speaker 3: This is more of a permission than a question.

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Speaker 4: I am granting you next year.

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Speaker 3: And what it made me think of is where I

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Speaker 2: I put up Christmas lights in November, I think, just

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Speaker 2: they're the white ones, so they kind of are that's

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Speaker 2: your tree. You can go from the Holidays into pretending

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Speaker 2: you're a girl in your first year of yeah, and like,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's I also have a vision board

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Speaker 3: To do in your schedule.

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Speaker 4: You're yeah, there's a Lamborghini.

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Speaker 5: It's just old trapper keepers that I've framed and put

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Speaker 5: on the wall. No, I think that honestly, I've kept

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Speaker 5: and I think it's really me postponing all the things

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Speaker 5: celebrating Christmas. I think I'm just now realizing why I'm

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Speaker 2: Look, you can do that well into March. I think

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Speaker 2: without anybody really knowing or saying anything, do you what

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Speaker 5: That's that You're right, that's that's the freedom of knowing

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Speaker 5: no one's going to come over to my apartment and

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Speaker 2: Actually, look forward to somebody barging their way into your

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Speaker 4: Well, if they do that, I'll end up macing them.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, because you know who barges into apartments?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? True?

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Speaker 2: Burglars Burglar bargers, burglar bargers, burglars, bargers and acquaintances. But

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no one even comes a knock, and I'm far

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Speaker 4: I was away.

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Speaker 5: I set this contraption up, and then I flew home

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Speaker 5: to a real not a real tree.

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Speaker 4: My dad's not a monster. It's made a it's a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you get to your own little time, your own

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Speaker 5: But it's time for a new year, and I'm ready.

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Speaker 5: You know what a good way to start it this

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Speaker 2: I mean I was going to say I'm glad that

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Speaker 2: today's guest is here with us to really unpack and

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Speaker 2: go through all of these holiday questions observances. What's right,

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Speaker 2: what's hot, what's not?

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Speaker 3: For twenty twenty three, what's.

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Speaker 4: Hot and what's not right? Oh, that's a lot of pressure.

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Speaker 2: Who better than this woman who has played clubs and

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Speaker 2: colleges all over this country. And I know her from

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Speaker 2: several jobs that I've worked that she has worked with me.

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Speaker 2: You know her from many many comedy shows that you

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Speaker 2: have done, probably around town. Our listeners might know her from. Oh,

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Speaker 2: she was on the TBS series The Dress Up Gag,

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Speaker 2: The Best Show. It's a real good sketch show. She's

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Speaker 2: done all kinds of things. And if you don't know

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Speaker 2: her now, you will know her in the future. Ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen, please welcome the intimid intimidating, the intimidating, and

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Speaker 2: formidable Miss Chase Bernstein.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, A lot of preser you guys so much

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Speaker 5: right off the bat, A lot of pressure.

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Speaker 1: It's an honor and I'm up for I'm up to

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Speaker 4: Chase's hot this year? What's hot?

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Speaker 3: And what's not? Chase?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 1: I mean I have a lot of I liked the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I actually saw a Christmas tree on someone's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, mine's more of a celebration of just festivity. It's

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Speaker 5: it's a good representation. It's also where I charge my

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Speaker 2: But I think what you're talking about chase of like

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Speaker 2: really what prevents me because you have to have a plan.

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Speaker 3: A load in, a load out.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of moving parts that I think there are,

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Speaker 2: But like to me, I'm like, can I even afford

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Speaker 4: Yeah? It is rushing.

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Speaker 1: I ask right to get in the pool this late

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's already a bunch of pea in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and this lawsuit is weird.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just one sand suit and a band aid. It

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Speaker 5: is depressing. Yeah, the whole it's like putting down a pet.

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Speaker 5: Not really, but the second week of January, like in

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Speaker 4: There's still tinsel blowing in the wind.

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Speaker 1: Why at your high school parking lot?

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Speaker 5: It doubles into the big graduation bonfire. Come graduation time,

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Speaker 2: It's an out of control fire for teenagers to come

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Speaker 4: What could go wrong? Yeah, it is a bummer though.

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Speaker 1: It ms is so fast, Yeah, Like it just changes

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: It's just heavy sometimes when you're just you know, I'm

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Speaker 2: Now, yesterday's news like this town is. But Chase, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It was Chase's birthday. And the only reason I knew

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Speaker 2: that fucking story almost texted you.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, just talk to her about it on the

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Speaker 2: But Chase, will you please tell for Chris the story

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Speaker 2: of Chase wanted to go home from the Arizona Club.

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Speaker 2: She was playing Tempy Abrova and she wanted to get home,

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Speaker 2: But they had gotten her a cake. So will you

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean, yeah, this was this was

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Speaker 1: And the Tempi Improv Above and Beyond got me a cake.

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Speaker 4: No, you're there, You're you're doing it. You're doing it well.

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Speaker 4: Like the cake, like the cake, Oh.

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Speaker 1: No, the cake, And I'm like, I'm truly hearing it

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it fell. I don't know. And my

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I don't think

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Speaker 1: I don't know how their take fell. Yeah, and then yeah,

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Speaker 2: There was frosting on the flaps of yeah where the

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Speaker 1: I don't know how why so much frosting got out,

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Speaker 5: Well, it was just crazy once it goes into that

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Speaker 5: really in there. Robots are grabbing things opening looking like

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Speaker 5: these rope these cartoon gloves on hinges are just looking

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Speaker 4: That's the only reason to bring a cake to prison.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so they tackled that thing and then went tried

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they Yeah, it was truly just like

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Speaker 4: So I don't know, no, but you had to because

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Speaker 5: Yeah, how insane would it be to receive a cake

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Speaker 3: You're just immediately denying the cake and like thank yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like not responding, but like, do you want

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Speaker 4: That is thoughtful, though.

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Speaker 5: I anytime I've been to that Tempe Improv it's weird

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Speaker 5: I forget his name, Adam. He was like a waiter

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Speaker 4: They're like, Hey, we're having a party and it's because

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Speaker 5: After the show tomorrow, every time I went there, and

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Speaker 4: He had like a rule.

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Speaker 5: It was a was such an example of like this

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Speaker 5: But I've had so much fun at that improv that

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Speaker 4: But yeah, that makes me.

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Speaker 5: It's the times I've been given a birthday cake. It's

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Speaker 2: it's like you just kind of couldn't process it. Is

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Speaker 2: like you're just staring at this simple idea of I'm

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Speaker 2: going to take some birthday cake home, yeah, to celebrate

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Speaker 2: my birthday, and now it's been smeared across the airport.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I've really humiliated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I really made a mark on the Phoenix airport.

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Speaker 2: Know, whatever by this has been lost. I always have

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Speaker 3: The idea of it is just going for it, I know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like cakes are hidden miss, but

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 2: It's almost like when you watch the Great British Bakeoff

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Speaker 4: But it is good.

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Speaker 1: It is good. But I think that's why ice cream

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, okay, especially when getting on an airplane.

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Speaker 5: Imagine if it was ice so was it tumbling on

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Speaker 1: So there were two slices, only one of them fell

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Speaker 1: Like I seriously just didn't see it. Like I saw it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I know what you're talking about. I just felt it,

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Speaker 5: You know, right right, and exactly the top lunches off

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Speaker 2: But still, what's the wind inside that machine? So do

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Speaker 5: Every once in a while, all my belongings are come

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Speaker 4: With cake.

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Speaker 3: Boot cake.

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Speaker 2: It's like when you cut into the boot, it is cake. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're talking about. Things that are cake.

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

444
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 5: Is this cake or is it a real boot? And

445
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 5: they cut into it and then I noticed three hours

446
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:47,399
Speaker 5: have passed and I'm just watching my phone. I can't stop.

447
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,439
Speaker 5: Let let's talk about that a little bit. The things

448
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 5: that my my phone thinks. I want to see cars

449
00:23:55,400 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 5: in an intersection drifting and hitting people. There's people that

450
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 5: It's like a bizarre trend that keeps happening to where

451
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 5: now we're like, I will let this car hip check

452
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 5: me and launch me into this crowd of people. It

453
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 5: sounds like I'm making it up. I've seen it so

454
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 5: much now I'm not even traumatized by it. So people

455
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 5: doing cookies for lack of a more modern term. I'm

456
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 5: from the fifties. And then someone's a bystander standing too

457
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 5: close and they get hit by a car and fall down,

458
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 5: and then they get up and that's the end of

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Speaker 5: the video.

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Speaker 2: Don't you say doing cookies? Do you mean doing donuts?

461
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

462
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, where I come from, it's called a cookie. Oh yeah.

463
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 5: Donuts are more like the whole car is going around

464
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 5: a small circle. A cookie is the front wheels are stationary,

465
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 5: providing no negative space. I hate getting caught in a lie.

466
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 5: And then lawn care videos. There's this guy that goes

467
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 5: door to door and se, hey, I'd like to do

468
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 5: your lawn for free. And it is the most satisfying

469
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 5: hymn powerwashing like a hoarder's front yard and making the

470
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 5: cement all pristine and edging the lawn. And then some

471
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 5: old guy comes out in suspenders and starts crying because

472
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 5: this lawn hasn't looked this good for thirty years. I

473
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 5: can't stop watching that. Those are the best that makes sense,

474
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,479
Speaker 5: that that's like a charitable thing, that's like mister Beast

475
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 5: or the you know, recess therapy.

476
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Speaker 4: I search for sweet things that make me feel good.

477
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Speaker 2: About, you know, it's another really good one on in

478
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Speaker 2: the is I have gone from the lawn care videos,

479
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Speaker 2: which I love, Yes, because sometimes those front.

480
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Speaker 3: Yards are in they look like a jungle.

481
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 2: Yes, And when that guy leaves with this justice weed whacker, Yes,

482
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Speaker 2: it looks like a little house with a beautiful a

483
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Speaker 2: front yard again and it's and they do it for

484
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Speaker 2: free and it's lovely. And in the beginning when they

485
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 2: knock on the door, they go, I want to do this,

486
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 2: and they're like, how much does it cost? And it's

487
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Speaker 2: some old person and that's like, you're not gonna rip

488
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Speaker 2: me off. And then they're like, it's all for free

489
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: and they don't believe it, and they don't believe it.

490
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 2: And then three hours later it's this They're like crying

491
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 2: and it's beautiful.

492
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.

493
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Speaker 5: I just recently, it's been the last couple of months.

494
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Speaker 4: It's a YouTube guy.

495
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 5: But then he put all this stuff on Instagram and

496
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Speaker 5: I the world wants me to see it, along with

497
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Speaker 5: these card fatalities.

498
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Speaker 2: So the next level up from the front yard guy,

499
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Speaker 2: there's a guy that goes around with the rake and

500
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Speaker 2: clears big like if there's a huge puddle on the street.

501
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: He goes and finds the clogged drain and scrapes on

502
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 2: the drain until it starts draining and basically gets rid

503
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 2: of excess water in on a roadway is.

504
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Speaker 4: Think called the flood fighter.

505
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Speaker 2: He should he should be, but that is for some

506
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 2: reason so satisfying. When it's like basically like a drain

507
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 2: that's just covered with leaves, it's very simple, just solve

508
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 2: this huge problem where all these people are driving way

509
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: around it and all this stuff. And then he just

510
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 2: comes up and like to say, it's right here, and

511
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 2: then he clears it and it is the best. And

512
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 2: he's also not getting paid.

513
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, Chase, what's your most satisfying? I got this

514
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 4: series of.

515
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 3: Videos, your version of this video, Chase.

516
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: You know, all my tiktoks I get just kind of

517
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,719
Speaker 1: curated by my sister. So I'm just like whatever she

518
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: sends me, That's what I'm watching. But I do love

519
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I know everyone does. But Emily Merico do

520
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: you know her?

521
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: She do?

522
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she she cooks, but she does it.

523
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: The only sound is like of the food and the

524
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: crunching and the cutting and of the pant like she's

525
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: not being like then I add some shallots like we don't.

526
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: She doesn't say a peep like it's so and everything

527
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 1: she makes looks so good. She's like really meticulous and

528
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: just like she does everything right. She cuts no corners,

529
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: like she'll just make her and her fiance like a

530
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 1: three course like lunch, just like it's Tuesday, and it's

531
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: just so satisfying.

532
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 5: Watch I don't understand the world of ASMR, but is

533
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 5: there a little bit of that?

534
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 4: And maybe if you pull me into that world.

535
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 1: It's phenomenal. Just the crunching of some carrots celery, the

536
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: pans sizzling. I mean, it's unreal, the acoustics in her place.

537
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're learning, like you could make

538
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 2: the thing that you've watched her make?

539
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: Yes, I do. I haven't, but I do.

540
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 3: The potential is there?

541
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's just the catalyst. Is you know one

542
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 5: of these in house fiances.

543
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 3: She's unreal. I would check her out. The way it's

544
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 3: edited it.

545
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 2: She makes it look super simple because it's like right now, well,

546
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: the ones that I watch, I haven't seen her, but

547
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: there's other people are like, do you want to make

548
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 2: an easy fun gumbo?

549
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 3: And then it's like and it's like super cut.

550
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 2: It's right, Cuddy where it's like butter in the pan,

551
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 2: onions in the panting thing, and it's her process, but

552
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 2: it makes it. She does it in sixty seconds instead

553
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 2: of four hours.

554
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of want to see the whole four hours.

555
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: Just love me get a feel for this.

556
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 5: Have you seen that amazing Gumbo documentary.

557
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 4: Start to finish, Edge of My Seat.

558
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 3: The new Netflix series.

559
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 2: It's a six part Gumbo drama. It's a family drama.

560
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

561
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

562
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 5: When I was scrambling to find things to do during quarantine,

563
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 5: I was making miniature houses and making cooking videos and

564
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 5: pacing back and forth. That was less productive, but I

565
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 5: people responded to the cooking things in a way, even

566
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 5: though I'm just saying I'm getting frustrated and burning things

567
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 5: kind of on purpose. And that's why I quit making

568
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 5: the videos because I'm like, oh, I'm wasting food. I

569
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 5: need to actually pay attention. It's hard to I was

570
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 5: holding a phone by hand. I didn't even have a tripod,

571
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 5: so that was part of the shaky video. I guess

572
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 5: made people like it, but I yeah, there's something people

573
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 5: want to see a process, even if it doesn't end

574
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 5: up perfect, like there's something painting.

575
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 4: I watch people paint.

576
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, from the underpainting, the drawing on the camp and

577
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 5: it's sped up, and I it does something if endorphins

578
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 5: maybe definitely.

579
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Speaker 3: I like it's satisfying.

580
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it gets me, it's endorphins. It amps me up.

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Speaker 5: A lot of these cooking videos are like bungee jumping

582
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Speaker 5: for me.

583
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: Melt butter in a pan with diced onions, and that's

584
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 2: where my adrenaline comes from.

585
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I minced garlet. Yeah, and that's my ex spying

586
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: in a paint. Oh my god.

587
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 5: Speaking of extreme sports, Chase, I think you posted it recently,

588
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 5: and I think it's from Dress Up Gang.

589
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 4: But that clip you posted with Kevin nelan.

590
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: Blowdart, what was he calling it, oh, blasting darts?

591
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 5: I had just taken out a context that like, I'm

592
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 5: assuming he's your blow dart coach.

593
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 4: It was.

594
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 5: I love him so much and I'm jealous of anyone

595
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 5: that gets to be around him. I remember hearing secondhand

596
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 5: stories from Henry Phillips, who went to these poker nights.

597
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 5: Another reason that I should start playing poker. I don't

598
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 5: know how to play poker, but he would just quote

599
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 5: things Kevin said, while they were playing poker, just these

600
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 5: perfect funny jokes and he had set up the situation

601
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 5: and what Kevin said.

602
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 4: I would get these stories every week.

603
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 5: So I feel like, in a weird way, I've played

604
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 5: poker with Kevin Elan and now I feel like I'm

605
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 5: blasted darts with him.

606
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's so easy. She's just so effortless. Yeah,

607
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: but that's actually not a dress up Gang video.

608
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 4: That's just okay.

609
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes me and Donnie do like spin offs.

610
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just shot and that shows it's.

611
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: The same rob who does Who's the address up Gang?

612
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: Does them too?

613
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it has such a great look. I love those

614
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 5: videos so much. I was I am everyone involved. I

615
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 5: was always like said, I'm like, I really like the

616
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 5: new video, Like I'm a serious.

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00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,479
Speaker 1: Fan of Oh I know, I mean me too, Like

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Speaker 1: I'm just like it's obviously i'm biased, but I'm just

619
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: like they're all so good.

620
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And to see Frankie quinonas bust Out on This Fool

622
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 2: so uh you know, listener, if you haven't seen the

623
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Speaker 2: Hulu series This Fool, it's Chris Ostrada, who's a stand

624
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: up comic and that a lot of us know.

625
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 3: I mean I actually don't, but other people do.

626
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 2: And I'm going to talk about the Royal we But

627
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 2: then the co stars Frankie Quinonas who's also in the

628
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 2: Dress Up Gang and who's this hilarious stand up comic,

629
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Speaker 2: and he is like the breakout star of that show.

630
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 2: People fucking love that guy and it's so wonderful to

631
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Speaker 2: see him succeed. Like he's just so good on that

632
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 2: show and he so deserves it.

633
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone is so good on it.

634
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Speaker 5: I don't know that I have a least favorite character

635
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 5: on that show.

636
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: I know, I know they're all better than the next.

637
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody wins, everybody on it.

638
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, when was that on?

639
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 5: Of course I don't get the superstation WTBS.

640
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 4: That's what it was called.

641
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 5: But that's when it just played Gilligan's Island at my

642
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 5: Grandma's house, only my grandma's house. You had to come over.

643
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 5: But I what happened to it? I want it to

644
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 5: be a show? Do I have to write a letter?

645
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 4: I know? People?

646
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: I know?

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00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean definitely pens something. I mean, whatever whatever

648
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: is in your feeling. It's on the TBS app. Yeah,

649
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: you can watch the whole season. But they also have

650
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: a lot of them on their YouTube channel dress Up

651
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: Gang sort of and TikTok on the Dam Yeah, as

652
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: well as TikTok.

653
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 5: But and it works in that format, like those short

654
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 5: moments just taken out of context are Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I know it's been it's been fun to see them,

656
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: like because this whole scene is fun and the pace,

657
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: but then it's like it's also just funny, just a

658
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: random part of it.

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Speaker 5: I love anything where the steaks are high and and

660
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 5: it's kind of tense, but it's really nothing. It's about

661
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Speaker 5: why are you tucking in your shirt when no one

662
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 5: else in the house is like yeah, and they all

663
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Speaker 5: have to have a talk about it like they're family.

664
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 5: It's so funny to me, just how random it is

665
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 5: for very much lack of a better word, I'm sorry,

666
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 5: I said random literally so random, you guys, but it's

667
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 5: so great.

668
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 4: I just I love it now.

669
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 2: James, Yeah, let's refocus on Chase please instead of being

670
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 2: safe and talking about Chase's on that show.

671
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: I know, I don't think myself is on the show,

672
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: like I'm in very briefly. So it's like I when

673
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: people think they have to include me in dress up game,

674
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not in it like it's their thing.

675
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: So when I even talk about it, I'm like, I'm

676
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: not talking about myself, I'm talking about them. That's how

677
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: I feel about it.

678
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 3: But it is really good.

679
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 2: It's it's exciting to know people that do something well

680
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 2: and they really nailed it, and they wherever that ends

681
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 2: up being it, it continues to be a success. But Chase,

682
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 2: for you, you're doing sets around town being mistaken for

683
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 2: Jade Katapretta I believe her name is. That was one

684
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 2: of my favorite fucking there was like a show and

685
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: they're like and it was like, and here's all the

686
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 2: people that are gonna be on the show?

687
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 3: Was that at the laugh backt it was.

688
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 2: They used a different female comics headshot for Chase's headshot,

689
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: and it made me laugh.

690
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 3: So fucking hard. It was so fucking funny.

691
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was really funny. I mean, I

692
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: guess it's not like, you know, we both have dark hair,

693
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: dark eyes. It's not like so crazy, but.

694
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 3: No, you look alike.

695
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: It was a different person.

696
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a completely different Yeah.

697
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, just kind of reeling from that. I think that

698
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: was a few years ago and still reeling still.

699
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 5: Really really yeah, they did that to me at Flappers

700
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 5: once and it was also, uh, just a female comments that.

701
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 4: When I had that dark Yeah.

702
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: Wait was it on the flyer?

703
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just said Chris Fairbanks and it was under

704
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 5: someone's head shot and it.

705
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 4: Was a girl I've never met, and I laughed so hard.

706
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 5: That's amazing, And no one actually works there when you're

707
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 5: doing that club, It's like, well, I don't I could

708
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 5: show this to someone in the kitchen, but I don't.

709
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 4: Think anything's going to be done about it. And it

710
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 4: was like my I was supposed to be headlining.

711
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, it's all so humbling.

712
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 4: Yeah.

713
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 2: It's one time someone sent me a screenshot of my

714
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 2: IMDb page and instead of a picture of me on there,

715
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: there was a picture of mary Lynn Rice Cub on

716
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 2: a red carpet and that one I think it was

717
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: Page that sent it to me, and she's like, okay,

718
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 2: so you need to get someone on on your IMDb,

719
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: where I was just like, first of all, I didn't

720
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 2: know I had an IMBAB page, and then the idea

721
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 2: that someone set it up for me that incorrectly.

722
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 1: That's so funny.

723
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 3: I don't know other people do it.

724
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, I don't know how I have one.

725
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: A lot of it's wrong.

726
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 5: I for some reason, I feel like that's where people

727
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 5: because when someone says I write on this, I do this.

728
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 4: I'm an actor.

729
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 5: It's a perfect place to see if someone's full of

730
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 5: shit because it's really going to be up there. And

731
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 5: so everything I've ever done, even if it's not up there,

732
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 5: I submit it in there, like I'm just admitting that

733
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 5: right now. I care about what strangers think, to the

734
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 5: point where I, well, i've uploaded photos.

735
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: Well, also you just wanted to be accurate.

736
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.

737
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: One of control. It's like, my mine's a mess. Like

738
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like, who approved this? I don't even know

739
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: if this is for me, Like some of it's right,

740
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: but some of it I'm like, I think this is

741
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: two different people like combined into one.

742
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 3: Is it for you or against you? That's the real

743
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 3: question you have to I mean, forgot what.

744
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: I am getting, but it's not doing much for me.

745
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 5: Well, it's against admitting that I was a snowboarder in

746
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 5: the nineteen ninety seven film Jack Frost.

747
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 4: I'll tell you that. And I've tried.

748
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 5: To submit that three times because I think it's funner, funny,

749
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 5: funner than fun Oh oh god.

750
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: So they yeah, they won't. It says, okay, it's under review.

751
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: Are you under are you.

752
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: Not credited in the movie itself? Maybe they do it

753
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 2: based on credit.

754
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 5: Right and I I watched the credits. They do not

755
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 5: even credit the stunts at all. There are no snowboarders listed.

756
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 5: That was just a random day.

757
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 2: I've seen this a bunch of times on IMDb. What

758
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 2: if you resubmit and then put next to your name uncredited?

759
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I did not get it that.

760
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 3: Because I've seen that before.

761
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just want it just because I think it's funny.

762
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 5: It's like what I hadn't even started doing comedy yet.

763
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 5: That's when all I was doing was snowboarding or had

764
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 5: you Maybe maybe it is comedic to snowboard down the

765
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 5: hill with just a man with a tennis ball at

766
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 5: the end of a stick above his head, pretending it's

767
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 5: a snowman.

768
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 4: Like, what movie is this?

769
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: Wow?

770
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: I got to check that out.

771
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 5: It's I watched it this Christmas, as I do every Christmas.

772
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 5: It's my It's a wonderful life and uh oh, I

773
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 5: cannot tell which guy I was.

774
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a bunch of kids snowboarding.

775
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 2: You know what's funny, We rewatched as a family together

776
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 2: because we did know this Christmas, we did know family anything.

777
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,919
Speaker 2: It was me and my sister, my dad and Nora.

778
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 2: We had a turkey dinner sitting on the couch watching TV,

779
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 2: which in our family is like not allowed, like you know,

780
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: it has to there's always a formal dinner at some

781
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 2: relative's house or not formal, but sitting on the couch

782
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 2: and eating a Christmas dinner. Just like if you had

783
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 2: asked me years ago, would you would this ever happen

784
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: her family, I'd be like, absolutely not. And we got

785
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 2: to do it this year, so it was kind of

786
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: like fun and whatever, And we rewatched Elf. That movie

787
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 2: is so fucking entertaining. It holds up. Every moment of

788
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 2: it holds up. And there is a part in it

789
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 2: where he meets that little girl who's in.

790
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 3: The doctor's office with him. Do you remember the part

791
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 3: where he.

792
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 2: Eats cotton balls and she giggles and he says, I'm buddy,

793
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 2: I'm an elf with human parents, And she's like, I'm Carolyne,

794
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: human with human parents.

795
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and she's the most real little girl.

796
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: It's like you want to cry and she appears like

797
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 2: a couple times in the movie, like and me and

798
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: my sister like this Lord, little Girl's baking me cry.

799
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 2: Like we had a full holiday moment as a family

800
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: watching the movie Elf, and I was like, if when

801
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 2: you get a holiday movie right where you can replay

802
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 2: it on the superstation TBS every year, like it's really

803
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 2: saying something.

804
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it didn't speak to me when it came out,

805
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 5: but it certainly has spoken to me in the years since.

806
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 4: Wow, it's grown on me.

807
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 2: Bye Buddy, Hope you find your dad. The funniest thing

808
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: of all time playmation Narwhale.

809
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 4: Also, there is a The Movies That Made Us.

810
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 5: It's this thing on Netflix where they talk about films

811
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 5: that were popular for whatever reason. They show how a

812
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 5: lot of those scenes were shot, like and it is

813
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 5: just perspective, Like they do a weird Willy Wonka way

814
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 5: of shooting things where there wasn't special effects being used.

815
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 5: When Bob Newhart was tiny and on his shoulders, he

816
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 5: was simply ten feet behind him, and they lined it

817
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 5: up and had little fake hands on his shoulders. And

818
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 5: when you see how they shot that movie, it makes

819
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 5: you want to watch it again because it's insane him

820
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 5: as a large elf. They didn't shrink people down, it's

821
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 5: just perspective, like the camera tricks.

822
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 4: It's so cool to see that. Yeah, I love I

823
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 4: love the way was made filmatically Chase Zoom.

824
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

825
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 2: What's your favorite holiday film or tradition around the holidays

826
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: that you like to revisit?

827
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: Well, the past few years, I guess since it came out.

828
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't mean for this to be a tradition,

829
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: but I because Emily in Paris keeps coming out, like

830
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: a few days before Christmas, and I cannot stop watching

831
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: the show, this show, and for the past three years,

832
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: that's what I've done before Christmas. So I'm like, I

833
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: guess Emily in Paris is my tradition.

834
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 3: Oh so it's like season two, Oh my god, now

835
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 3: it's season three.

836
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: Has just Season three dropped this past year, But like

837
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: for the last three years, that's what I've been doing. Like,

838
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's the holidays, Emily in Paris is

839
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: coming and it's just so fun and easy. Like the

840
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 1: episodes are so short. You can look away for four minutes,

841
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: you can jump back in. You'll still get it. You

842
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: will not be lost, like it doesn't require much and

843
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: it's just it's perfect.

844
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 3: And how is Emily in Paris? Is she getting by?

845
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 2: Like?

846
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 3: Does she speak the language?

847
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 4: She is?

848
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 3: She a typical American? Yeah, tall, white, sox.

849
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: All, she is a typical American. She's trying to learn French.

850
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: She's been in class for about three seasons. She's not

851
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 1: learning much. Okay, that's not really where her priorities are

852
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: to learn French. She's just gotten by with English and

853
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: just kind of charisma. But she you know, she she's

854
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: a hard worker, she's a hustler. But she also it's

855
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: getting caught up in a couple relationships. You know, it's

856
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: just it's got a little bit of something for everyone.

857
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: Are French relationships different than American relationships? Does she learn?

858
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 2: Is there an eye opening kind of French? I'm assuming

859
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 2: she's sis hetero. Yeah, she's having French men experiences.

860
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: Yes, she's in love with this chef. But it's like

861
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: he had a girlfriend and then they broke up, and

862
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,479
Speaker 1: then they got together, like they're trying to make them

863
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: like Ross and Rachel, and it's like but no one cares,

864
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: Like they get together, like it's like sure, but I

865
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 1: don't know. And this guy is like that she loves

866
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:29,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I honestly makes me love him because he's

867
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: so almost boring, Like he doesn't even lift a finger

868
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: in his scenes. Like it's like it's like he's just

869
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: running the lines to learn them, Like he's like I'll

870
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: put emotion behind them later, and like it is actually

871
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: like I kind of love it now because I'm like

872
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: that's amazing. Like he's he'll just say a sentence. He's

873
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: like what is this, Like it's not even close to

874
00:45:55,520 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: being any emotion, and yet he's like the you know,

875
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: the leading male interest.

876
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 4: Is he an actor? Was he a real French chef?

877
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: Really filming him like Bowfinger where he didn't know he

878
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 3: was on a TV show.

879
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: That's what I felt like, Like I really felt like they

880
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: went up to him on the street and was like

881
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 1: do you want to be in the show and he

882
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 1: was like sure. But I think he is an actor.

883
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: I don't think he is a chef, but he is

884
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: very convincing as a chef. But yeah, it's just it's

885
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: a simple albeit you know, sort of not I don't know.

886
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,240
Speaker 1: This last season had had some cracks, but I'm hoping

887
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: that they're fixing it for next season for the next Christmas.

888
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 3: Did em only go to Paris for work?

889
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: Indeed she did? Yeah, yeah, left a fiance and her wake,

890
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: you know, just just the whole classic thing.

891
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, she's kind of a secretly start over.

892
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, left him in Chicago and.

893
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, have either of you been to Paris? Yes?

894
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 3: I have not.

895
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

896
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 5: Yes, I've been only to a handful of places Spain

897
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 5: but for work, and then in England once for a

898
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 5: few days.

899
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 4: But I really want to go to Paris.

900
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually because you were just there, I know. I

901
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: was like, I just went in September.

902
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, because of Emily in Paris exactly.

903
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 2: I wanted to re enactment you went to all the

904
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 2: places she went.

905
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: It's so weird. It's like, I actually didn't even think

906
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,959
Speaker 1: about that show once when I was there. I don't

907
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: know how, like I guess because it's really only a

908
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: holiday thing. It's like I watch it before Christmas and

909
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: then I don't think about it again for the rest

910
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: of the year. So I went in September and people

911
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: were like, oh, like Emily in Paris, and I was like,

912
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Like when I got that, I was like.

913
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, it really must not ask much of you when

914
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 5: you watch that show if it doesn't even come up

915
00:47:58,239 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 5: when you're there.

916
00:47:59,200 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 3: No, it didn't.

917
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 5: I don't know what I would go to that big

918
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 5: round about from European vacation, I guess, yeah, I don't know.

919
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 4: What I would see there that tower. Yeah, I just

920
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 4: want to go there and eat bread and ride a bike.

921
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 3: The fucking bread there.

922
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

923
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 2: Like I was there in high school and it was

924
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 2: on a trip where we went to a bunch of places,

925
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 2: so I don't think I got the real, you know,

926
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 2: any kind of a deep down French experience. It was

927
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 2: like Paris. I think we were there for three days.

928
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 2: We were just excited to be able to drink in

929
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 2: our hotel rooms because we were we all had permission

930
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 2: because we were all eighteen. But we were walking around.

931
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: One day we went to the louver, like there were

932
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 2: certain things we had to do, and then this one

933
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 2: day they're like, okay, you're off. Once we did the

934
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 2: things we had to do, they're like, you're off. You know,

935
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 2: we meet back at the hotel for dinner at seven

936
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 2: or something, and so we went walking around and we

937
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 2: just walked around looking at like how amazing the city

938
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 2: street were until we got hungry and we stopped at

939
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 2: this just a cafe and we only knew how to

940
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 2: order what the thing on the sign was. So it

941
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 2: was like the classic salami and cheese on a baguette sandwich.

942
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 3: There's your name for it.

943
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 4: Do you know what?

944
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: It's so good?

945
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 2: It's so good, Like I don't like salami, and I'm

946
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: really picky where I'm like, what kind of cheese is it?

947
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 3: I didn't say shit.

948
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: I was like one of those seafood play and they

949
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 2: gave it to us. And we sat at this cafe

950
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 2: table outside with like, you know, our cokes and these sandwiches,

951
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: and we just stared at each other, going like, why

952
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 2: is this bread so amazing? Why is this combination so amazing?

953
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 2: What's happening? Why is this so good?

954
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 5: It's so you were with the school kids or was

955
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 5: this when you were in the Cia?

956
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 3: It was school kids we were, so it was this.

957
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 3: The trip was to Russia.

958
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 2: We went to Russia in nineteen eighty seven when it

959
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 2: was still the Cold War, and so we were in

960
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: Russia for like a week and then we came back

961
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 2: through Checkpoint Charlie from East Berlin to West Berlin. Then

962
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 2: we stayed in Germany for three days. Then it was

963
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 2: Paris for three days, London for like two days, and

964
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 2: we came home. So they basically while we were there

965
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 2: were like, well, you have to come through anyway to

966
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 2: fly home from a like Western airport. So then they

967
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 2: just they tack on a couple days of like see

968
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 2: the sites in Berlin, see the sites in you know,

969
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 2: Paris or whatever. And some of the kids in our

970
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 2: class the worst mistake I ever made, They're like, oh,

971
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 2: we're gonna go see you too tonight when we were

972
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 2: in Paris, and I'm like, I don't want to go,

973
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: and so they went.

974
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 3: It was like Joshua Tree YouTube.

975
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, like like truly the height of you too coolness.

976
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: They went and saw them in concert, and we like

977
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 2: four people went and saw that concert and the rest

978
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 2: of us stayed and made a little pyramid of Heineken

979
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 2: cans in our hotel room.

980
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 3: I thought we were like living the high life.

981
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah wait, I mean high school trip.

982
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. They like it was, yeah, you got to go

983
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,479
Speaker 4: see you too. You chose not to.

984
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 3: And we could have.

985
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 2: It was just that kind of thing where I was

986
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 2: like we had had a couple nights we were like

987
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 2: because we were allowed to drink, because over there the

988
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 2: drinking age was like eighteen or seventeen or something, depending

989
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 2: on what country you were in. So they basically sent

990
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 2: a permission slip of like is it. They'd never do

991
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 2: this now, I think, but it was the eighties, so

992
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 2: it was like my parents gave me permission to drink

993
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 2: on this trip, and so did everybody else's parents.

994
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 3: So like everywhere we went our goal, like.

995
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 2: It'd be like, oh, yeah, the Hermitage or whatever. Unbelieve

996
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 2: you're in fucking Moscow and it's you know, Cold War

997
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 2: Russia and we're like like, hey, there's a bar over there,

998
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 2: like that's all we cared about.

999
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 3: It was really hilarious.

1000
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 2: So we did a lot of the night before, we

1001
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 2: had been drunk at the Eiffel Tower and my friend

1002
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 2: Jennifer and I were like shitface and we're like walking

1003
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 2: around to the Eiffel Tower and these guys came up

1004
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 2: and we're like, hey, we're gonna buy you these necklaces

1005
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 2: or something, and we're like what, and we're like drunk enough.

1006
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 2: It was obvious we were drunk. These guys started grabbing

1007
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 2: us and pulling us, like trying to pull us away,

1008
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 2: and it was it was one I was drunk enough

1009
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 2: where I was like, oh, this is crazy.

1010
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 3: I can't believe this is happening. And then like two

1011
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 3: other tourist dudes who saw it.

1012
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 2: Happening came up and started trying to punch these guys,

1013
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 2: and the guys ran away and we're.

1014
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 3: Like, hey, thanks. So by the time we got.

1015
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 2: Home, we're like thanks liver bulleting, and we'd just run

1016
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 2: back to like the group of people we were with.

1017
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: So I think the next night we're like, hey, let's

1018
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 2: just take it easy and drink whatever we liquor we

1019
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 2: can get our hands on in the hotel, because we

1020
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 2: had kind of it was.

1021
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 3: I think we had too.

1022
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 2: Much freedom and like a little bit too much, Like

1023
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 2: you guys can handle this in the city streets of Paris,

1024
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 2: It's like, no, it's fucking France's New York City. It's

1025
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 2: not this beautiful place day and night, no matter what.

1026
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 4: Damn. Yeah.

1027
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 5: That's everyone's biggest fear is as a teenager getting kidnapped

1028
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 5: in a foreign country.

1029
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 4: It's classically the worst thing that could happen.

1030
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 2: You did Emily ever deal with any kind of grabby

1031
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 2: dudes at the Eiffel Tower.

1032
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: Emily has never been in danger of any kind, except

1033
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: for falling in love with two different men. Like she's

1034
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: not experienced anything. She just walks down the street. She's

1035
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: on her phone, you know nothing.

1036
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 3: God doesn't care.

1037
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 4: I'm still on the fence of if I'll start Emily

1038
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 4: in Paris.

1039
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: You shouldn't.

1040
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 2: I'll just tell you I'm too Christmas.

1041
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: Well, like, yeah, Donnie wat the first season with me,

1042
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 1: but mostly like just because it was funny, you know,

1043
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 1: And then like the second season came around, He's like, yeah,

1044
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna join you on this,

1045
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like that's better, Like I need to plow through.

1046
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: You take too many breaks, Like I just like to

1047
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: sit down, you know, I don't need to get up

1048
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: to go to the kitchen, like I'm just in it. Yeah,

1049
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: So I prefer a solo Emily embarrassed viewing session.

1050
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 2: You don't want to have to explain plot that plot line.

1051
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 2: I just want to be in it exactly. So they

1052
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 2: get lost in it. But how why is their bread

1053
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 2: so much better anywhere else in the world?

1054
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: And the butter and the butter.

1055
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 4: Is it better bread?

1056
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 3: Insane?

1057
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 4: Better bread chase than the bread from California Pizza Kitchen.

1058
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we.

1059
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 5: Have sources, we do research. We know your favorite snack.

1060
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 4: I picked it out at the exact right moment.

1061
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what it is.

1062
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 4: I haven't had the bread there? Could you describe this

1063
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 4: pizza kitchen bread?

1064
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to California Pizza Kitchen?

1065
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 4: Sure? Just you know bread?

1066
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: No, they uhould just bring it. I mean okay, I like,

1067
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: I wrote an article that has since been taken down

1068
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: about this years ago, like California Pizza Kitchen is not

1069
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: what it once was. It used to be just the

1070
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: Crown Jewel, at least in Studio City. That's where I

1071
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: wanted to go for every birthday. Like my parents hated it,

1072
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: like they were like, please pick somewhere else, and I

1073
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: was like, I have to go to CPK. The bread

1074
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: used to be unreal. But it's I mean, no, nothing's

1075
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: you know.

1076
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 5: Bread that's a product of them. Because now they just

1077
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 5: make frozen pizzas. I wonder if they're like, you know what,

1078
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 5: we should make these, serve these frozen pizzas in our restaurants.

1079
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably like a version of that.

1080
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: Although I will say they're they're barbecue you chicken chopp

1081
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:01,839
Speaker 1: salad is alive, and.

1082
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 4: Well, I believe that's legendary.

1083
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really definitely really good still.

1084
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 2: Talk about I think like that's like time machine food,

1085
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 2: where like if I ate that, like that's what I Margaret.

1086
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 2: When I used to open for Margaret Chow on the Road,

1087
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 2: we would always try to find a California pizza kitchen

1088
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 2: because we knew we would like it, and we would

1089
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: it would be like kind of reasonable.

1090
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: We could eat salads and pretend it was local.

1091
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think, wouldn't you call that bread a

1092
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,280
Speaker 2: little bit like focasha. It's like kind of fast food

1093
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 2: focaca a little bit.

1094
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: Looking back, yeah, I mean it's just not when I

1095
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: was remembering, like because I went back there with Donnie,

1096
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 1: I was like, because he had never been, I was like,

1097
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: you've never been to CBK, Like I was like building

1098
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: up so much, and we went back there and it

1099
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: was so sobering, Like I was just like looking around

1100
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: and like seeing things for what it really was, and

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00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: just like the bread and like just even like the

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00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: pepsi tastes weird and I was just like wow, Like

1103
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if they've changed or I have maybe both.

1104
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 3: I think I think it's them.

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00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 2: I think the franchise isn't it got It was like

1106
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,959
Speaker 2: it peaked and then maybe they sold to too large

1107
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 2: of a conglomerate or something.

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00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 3: Because it really was good from what I remember in

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00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 3: the early night too. M hm.

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00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: But they're still just like everywhere, Like I mean, the

1111
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: fact that they are even at the Century City like

1112
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: Crazy Mall, it's like, clearly you guys are doing something right.

1113
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, people still believe, Yeah exactly. I think it's.

1114
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 2: Because you can get you can get a solid salad there,

1115
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 2: just as much as pizza, which is basically like boys

1116
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 2: and girls eating together right in ales. Yes, to be

1117
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 2: really generalizing, but yeah, you know, I agree.

1118
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 5: If someone could explain to me my one day. One day,

1119
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 5: my dad's birthday. We're in Spokane and he wanted Italian

1120
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 5: food for his birthday, and out of all all the

1121
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 5: places in a city, he chose Olive Garden and I

1122
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 5: they are famous for their free breadsticks with our Dowe

1123
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 5: white sausage, their uniform, they are so unappealing to me.

1124
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 5: But then I put one in my mouth and I'm like, oh,

1125
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 5: there's something in it. There's like a addictive chemical in

1126
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 5: their food.

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00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 4: I don't.

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00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 5: I think that there's something about that that has these

1129
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 5: chain restaurants. I think that they have some addictive chemical

1130
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 5: in there. Because I ate a whole basket and I'm

1131
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 5: not a bread guy. It makes my knuckles swell up,

1132
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 5: you know, Yeah, But I'm like worth it.

1133
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 3: I mean they do.

1134
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 2: There's like food scientists that research and figure out like

1135
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 2: perfect mouth feel so right, Like you get an Olive

1136
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: Garden breadstick and it's slick on the outside. Then they

1137
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 2: put a little salt on it or something and you

1138
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 2: bite in and there's a slight crunch and they do

1139
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 2: all that of like this is what people like the best,

1140
00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 2: so they write.

1141
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: I mean they know, they know what they're doing.

1142
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 5: This is the one the mice. The mice liked. I'm

1143
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 5: assuming there's mice in their laboratory.

1144
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 4: Tests. They give them cute. Oh imagine the tiny little

1145
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 4: bread they get.

1146
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: I've never been to Olive Garden, should I No?

1147
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:22,439
Speaker 4: No.

1148
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 5: I left feeling defeated, like I was taking advantage of

1149
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 5: I felt like such a simpleton, and I had a

1150
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 5: nap for three days.

1151
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 4: I ate like a whole four pounds of lasagna.

1152
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 2: I feel like Italian food. If you do franchise Italian food,

1153
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 2: you're gonna go I wish I had just made this

1154
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 2: at home. Yeah, because right, it's like you don't want

1155
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:50,919
Speaker 2: to sit in the mall and eat Feticini alfredo or right,

1156
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 2: it's like.

1157
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: I want to sit in the mall and eat pandas

1158
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: for us, yeah, it's.

1159
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 5: The right answer, right, see all the food we're talking about.

1160
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 5: It was back to that cake thing. For me, it's

1161
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 5: not worth this should for as bad as it is

1162
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 5: for me, I should be having a more euphoric experience

1163
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 5: putting it in my mouth, Like yeah, it looms over me.

1164
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 5: That's like, well, here's the worst thing I could possibly

1165
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 5: be eating fet A genie alfredo. And then it's like

1166
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 5: why am I not happy?

1167
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 2: Yeah? If I'm gonna spread this all over security at

1168
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:26,479
Speaker 2: the at the Tempe Airport, then it's better taste good

1169
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 2: and it doesn't, So why.

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01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: Am I doing cleaning it up? I mean they're gonna

1171
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: sign that it's the next few months.

1172
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 2: Like the idea you can't bring through the smallest bottle

1173
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 2: of water, but you were like, here's me and my

1174
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 2: two pieces of cake.

1175
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 3: We're going to fuck your machine from the inside.

1176
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 4: Out, this is on them.

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01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is on that. It is on that. And

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01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 1: I would have even though it was bad, I would

1179
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: have liked three more bites. I would have liked that,

1180
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 1: you know, like waiting at my gate, I would have

1181
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: liked to take three more bites and then throw it away.

1182
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: I didn't want my hand to be forced into throwing

1183
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 1: it away. I felt like it wasn't my choice.

1184
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: No, because you were too paranoid of like both pieces

1185
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 2: flopped out into that.

1186
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, they acted like only the one. They're like, no, no,

1187
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: that piece didn't touch it. I'm like, why, why explain

1188
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: that exactly? And I was just too much in a daze,

1189
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: and so I just left. And then I was just like,

1190
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: all right, I just got to make an executive decision

1191
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: here to trust no one because.

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Speaker 3: You take one bite of that and suddenly you're like.

1193
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 5: Oh, no, page, that's the hair up.

1194
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 4: Someone off. I'm I'm The airport is insane.

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01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 2: It's it's such a I feel bad when people have

1196
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 2: to travel these days because it's getting so crazy.

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01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: It's getting intolerable.

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01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 1: The coughing, like truly, the coughing, like when I was

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01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: at Burbank waiting to go to Phoenix, Like it was

1201
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: just truly I've never heard so many people coughing so

1202
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: many different pitches, like it's just at different times. Like

1203
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm just like and it's like I haven't made a sound,

1204
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: Like it's like I don't know why. It's like people can't.

1205
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 1: I don't get it. It's like I'm not tempted to

1206
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 1: make a sound. I'm just like sitting here quietly, respectfully,

1207
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: and I just don't know why I'm the only one.

1208
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 2: I think it's passive aggressive, like political coughing. I think

1209
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 2: there's certain people are like I'm going to do the

1210
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 2: thing you fear the worst, and that it's that kind

1211
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 2: of thing where like our culture has changed empirically since

1212
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 2: COVID in that way where there are people I'll never

1213
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 2: forget walking toward a guy one time and we were outside,

1214
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 2: but we were it was still during like quarantine, and

1215
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 2: I was trying to go to the atm so I

1216
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 2: was wearing a mask, but we were outside at a

1217
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 2: like a strip mall, and this guy was walking toward me,

1218
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 2: not wearing a mask, and then did this whole like

1219
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 2: this like it's ridiculous, almost like old fashioned theater face

1220
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 2: play where he let me. Know, he was mad I

1221
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 2: was wearing a mask wordlessly or whatever, where it's just

1222
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 2: like the fuck do you care if I have a

1223
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 2: mask on or not? He was like, oh and like

1224
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 2: so upset where it's just like this is inappropriate, like

1225
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 2: what the fuck do you care? Truly and also I

1226
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 2: could have it, yeah, like I could just try not

1227
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 2: to be spreading it to you, dummy.

1228
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 6: Like basically, people are so mad, they're they're they're disgusting.

1229
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 4: I love the.

1230
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 5: Idea that it's like, define take it. You're not going

1231
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 5: to take my rights away from patriotic coughing.

1232
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Fox News sponsored coughing.

1233
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 4: Why why I just watched your set.

1234
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 5: They just sent some links and it was probably Yeah,

1235
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 5: it was an old set because it was like Cameron

1236
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 5: Esposito show, but you're so good.

1237
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.

1238
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,919
Speaker 5: And you were like I think that two to five

1239
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 5: we can just get rid of those hours.

1240
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 4: And that's exactly when we're podcasting.

1241
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: I know, four pm is an interesting call time. Yeah,

1242
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: and it's you that we stick to interesting. Well, Chase,

1243
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: happy birthday, thank you.

1244
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1245
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't know, It's fine, I'm sorry, I mean

1246
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 1: I didn't to the list.

1247
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 4: Oh no, a list of people that forgot your birthday.

1248
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,919
Speaker 1: There is a list, although most people did. I will

1249
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 1: say I was impressed. I've really because I tell a

1250
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 1: lot of people it's my birthday. I'm not like quiet

1251
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: about it.

1252
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 2: Good you shouldn't be. But I felt bad. I heard

1253
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 2: that on your podcast. Was like a shit, Well just

1254
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 2: tell her in person. But when I get back, I'll

1255
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 2: take it. We'll have a we'll have a nice birthday meal.

1256
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know.

1257
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 6: I was like, where are you at? Like some sort

1258
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 6: of a beat Chilie. It's so like exotic. I've gone

1259
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 6: to the beach.

1260
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: M h.

1261
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 3: I could feel it. Can you feel the relaxation?

1262
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I really can't. It's really nice just to cut

1263
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 1: the wind. Yeah.

1264
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 3: But I will be back soon, so amazing. We will

1265
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 3: make a plan. Sounds good?

1266
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 4: Can I go? Just kidding? I don't want to shore

1267
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 4: those people that invites them. I used to live at

1268
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 4: the beach. I had my fill. I don't miss it.

1269
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 4: I missed.

1270
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 3: I don't care.

1271
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 5: I like three blocks away. I don't miss it at all.

1272
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 5: The waves crashing and the breeze. It used to make

1273
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 5: me sneeze. I don't miss it.

1274
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,440
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't heard Chase Bernstein's podcast Composed,

1275
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 2: you have to listen to it. I've told you this already.

1276
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 2: One of the hardest things in the world to do

1277
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 2: is do a podcast by yourself. Chris and I both

1278
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 2: talked about this when we pick each other up from

1279
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 2: the airport and have to do and some kind of

1280
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 2: an intro pre role where we're talking by ourselves. It literally,

1281
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 2: when I tried to do it, it made me feel insane.

1282
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 2: I literally stopped doing it and waited till Chris got

1283
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 2: in the car.

1284
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 4: Every time.

1285
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chase is so good at it, and she's it's

1286
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 2: a really funny podcast.

1287
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 3: And if you haven't heard it, go listen. You will

1288
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 3: thank me later.

1289
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 5: And if you get the chance to see Chase to

1290
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 5: stand up, she's one of the best at it.

1291
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 3: Yearly.

1292
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, you I love watching you. Your calm demeanor and

1293
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 5: you have great jokes and uh, just google and YouTube

1294
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 5: watch whatever's out there. Do you have dates coming up?

1295
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: You know? Just local. I'll be in Venice on Saturday

1296
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 1: and I come find me.

1297
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 2: Just standing out around boardwalk Venice and Jacent.

1298
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: I actually think I'm doing large Go on February first,

1299
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 1: So I'm excited I've been there.

1300
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh you're gonna it's Oh that's the best. Yeah.

1301
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 5: It feels like you're in a city that loves and

1302
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 5: has been starving for comedy. It so it feels like

1303
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 5: you're not in Los Angeles. Every time I perform the like,

1304
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 5: where did they get these people? Why are they so excited?

1305
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 2: Oh?

1306
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 3: Okay?

1307
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: So it's not like a little bit snobby, not at

1308
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: you're going to I don't know why. I kind of

1309
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: like picture people being like comedy like snobs.

1310
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:34,960
Speaker 5: No, because yeah, on your show there will be an

1311
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 5: extremely famous person that is a surprise guest, and they

1312
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 5: know that and so they don't judge anyone.

1313
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 4: They enjoy the whole show.

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Speaker 5: It's that place works in a way that I don't

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Speaker 5: I don't understand why certain places are amazing.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I think it's so exciting.

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Speaker 2: I think Flannagin like books it well, and they have

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Speaker 2: managed it for so long in that way where like

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Speaker 2: people people have been taught how to be audience members

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Speaker 2: there and so it's like they know if they do,

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Speaker 2: if they hold up there under the bargain, they're going

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Speaker 2: to get rewarded. And so it's great because they just

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Speaker 2: are so ready and they're they have good taste, and yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a it's a great it's a great experience for

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Speaker 2: the performer. Okay, yes, I'm going to go with you

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Speaker 2: because I have been there in so low god, Yes, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Can I go? Guys?

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Speaker 5: Just kidding, that was my favoite. It's a callback to

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Speaker 5: me inviting.

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Speaker 3: My fas famous.

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Speaker 5: It's so famous that I invite myself to these people.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but Chase is actually my.

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Speaker 5: Real, real life friend. I know, I it's it was

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Speaker 5: not a real life Please can I go to the beach?

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Speaker 4: And also, do I go with you in a few days?

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean I have some I was, I have

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Speaker 5: some dates coming up.

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Speaker 4: Do you mind if I it's boring, do it? But

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Speaker 4: in March I will be in Milwaukee and Green Bay

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Speaker 4: and Chicago, and then in May I will be in

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Speaker 4: New York at the Bellhouse. I'm very excited about that.

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Speaker 4: And Vienna.

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Speaker 5: Ooh, I am traveling n Virginia. Vienna, Virginia at the

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Speaker 5: first i'd see of that, and Philadelphia.

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Speaker 4: In in May. So go to my website. That's all.

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Speaker 4: That's all I had to say.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for being here, Chase, thank you so much. Wonderful.

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Speaker 3: Thank you guest.

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Speaker 5: Yes, your damn delight you've been listening to Do You

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Speaker 5: Need a Ride?

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Speaker 4: D y n a R. This has been an exactly Right.

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Speaker 3: Production produced by Analise Nelson.

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Speaker 4: Mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 3: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 3: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 2: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 5: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh you are welcome