1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: a big issue on her hands, our own. Brook Fox 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: cannot speak. Her voice suddenly went out, which is kind 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 1: of a problem when your job is to talk on 5 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: the radio. But luckily she is getting an assist today. 6 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 2: Brooke, Hi, everyone, I am so sorry this happened, but 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 2: I lost my voice today. 8 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 1: Brook's using a robot voice to help her communicate itself. 9 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 1: She types it and then the robot says it. So 10 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: that's kind of nice, right right, Brook? 11 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 2: This new voice I have is rather cheeky, don't you fancy? 12 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: Okay, Brook, let's not Let's not abuse the British robot 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,279 Speaker 1: lady here. Can we try to be a little bit 14 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: professional translating this into no, she's typing when it just 15 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: says it. 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 2: I am just saying, if you have a crumpet right now, 17 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 2: that maybe you can wallydop it in a spot of tea. 18 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 2: That's what I would do, Mayti. 19 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:09,119 Speaker 1: Normaltyah, Now you're half British and half Jack Sparrow. It's 20 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 1: getting it's honestly, it's getting a little bit ridiculous. Can 21 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: you just be normal? You just say something normal with 22 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: your robot voice? 23 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 2: Don't get all randy. Now we've only just met a tesco. 24 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: What we don't have a tesco around here, but what 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about? 26 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,199 Speaker 2: It is a possibility that I get proper randy after 27 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 2: one glass of prosecco. 28 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, at least at least that does kind of sound 29 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: a little bit like broke. Still, yikes, this is Brooke. 30 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 1: I'm not liking this. 31 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,559 Speaker 2: Sounds like someone's been having a naughty little natta behind 32 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,279 Speaker 2: closed doors. 33 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: I don't even know that, and maybe what that even means. 34 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: Let's just stop. Okay, let's let's turn off the robotic 35 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: system to probably don't you probably offended half of England 36 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: at this point, so let's just move on. Going to 37 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: go to the stock collar question of the day, and 38 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly how we're going to manage this, 39 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: but it's a British coy, British polite coffee. Let's send 40 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: it over to our digital producer, who is British in 41 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:13,639 Speaker 1: all the right places. 42 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 3: Dog, whatever robot nonsense you're doing right now, and show 43 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 3: some respect. Judge Judy's birthday Today we celebrate the Queen 44 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 3: of courtroom smackdowns, the woman who yells how dare you, 45 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 3: and it kind of sounds poetic. 46 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she does. She's been dishing out. 47 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,799 Speaker 3: Zingers and life lessons since the early nineties and the 48 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 3: only way to honor her properly is to put her 49 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 3: up against an equally talented titan of the courtroom. Oh 50 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 3: that's why today we're doing a special who said it? 51 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 3: Judge Judy or Kim Kardashian. 52 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: Addition, when they speak, they both sound so similar. This 53 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 1: is going to be toy Kim waiting for bar results 54 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: to come back right now. Yeah, and when. 55 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 3: You know it, it's also Kim Kardashian's birthday, is it. 56 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 3: She's trying to pass the bar right, So saying. 57 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 4: What if we have judge came in the future, Like, seriously, 58 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 4: that'd be awesome. I watch the judges. 59 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 3: So you guys, say number one through twenty. I'll give 60 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 3: you a wise quote. You just have to tell me 61 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 3: was that spoken by the Honorable Judge Judith Shindland or 62 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 3: Kimberly Kardashian. Future attorney at Lass will start with the 63 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 3: woman whose hairstyle is illegally blonde? 64 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 4: Five? 65 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 3: Number five, alexis your quote? Is this? I only started 66 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 3: wearing underwear a month ago and I never wore underwear 67 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 3: until then. 68 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 4: Please don't be Judge Judy. Is that Kim or Judge 69 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 4: to day? Maybe it's uncomfortable for Judge there all day. 70 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 1: It's got to be. 71 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 4: So breezy under nine. 72 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to let it breathe a little bit? 73 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: No Jee, you do? 74 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 4: Brooks trying to agree with you, By the way, exactly. 75 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: If there's a time to go underwear free, it's underneath 76 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: a giant broom of law. 77 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 3: Are you giving? 78 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: Yeah? 79 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 4: Brook is doing sign language. Brook really wants me to 80 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 4: say Judge Judy. Yeah, she's nodding her head. Yes, But 81 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 4: I do think it is Kim. 82 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 3: Kardas despite Brooks protesting alexisay, is Kim Kardashian. 83 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: Wow? 84 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,679 Speaker 3: Brook, how's this gonna go? Do you have a number 85 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 3: you could say? 86 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 4: Or to. 87 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: God? Okay, number one? Brook? 88 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:41,279 Speaker 3: Your line of dialogue is quote, I eat morons like 89 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 3: you for breakfast. You're gonna be crying before this was over. 90 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 3: I was that entrepreneur Kim Kardashian or beatn up Justice Judge. 91 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 1: I mean sometimes when the Kardashian sisters are talking, things 92 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: get kind of heated. 93 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 3: Yeah to. 94 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 4: Stop. 95 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: Wow, I feel like Kim's here, but I don't know. Brook, 96 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: this is gonna be your answer. Okay, how do you uh, 97 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: how do you want to answer? 98 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 2: That's Kim Kardashian. I know that because I am wearing 99 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 2: her skims right now. So cheeky, cheeky. 100 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 4: She gets more than just underwear, she makes all clothes. 101 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you can. 102 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 3: Broadcasting Kim not to be too inside baseball. I'm also 103 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 3: wearing skims right now. What says Kim k I'm sorry. 104 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 3: That was Judge June. 105 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:32,679 Speaker 1: Nice tray? 106 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 4: Does she just gave the universal shut? 107 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 3: Robot Brook is, oh for one all time. If you're keeping, 108 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 3: we're going to Jose. One in five are off the board, 109 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 3: seven number seven. Jose, your quote is as follows. There's 110 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 3: a lot of baggage that comes with us, but it's 111 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 3: like Louis Vaton baggage you always wanted. Was that Kimberly 112 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 3: Noel Kardashian or Judge Judith Susan Shiny. 113 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Well it could have been like a 114 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 4: legal case about a stolen Louis Vaton or was it 115 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 4: fake and the judge was asking? But I think in 116 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,720 Speaker 4: my heart we're going Kim k Jake. 117 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,599 Speaker 3: In his heart. He says Kim K. His heart doesn't 118 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 3: betray him. Nailed that one, Jose Jeffrey, it's Judge Judy's 119 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 3: birthday and Kim K's birthday, so we're getting judgmental over 120 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 3: seven are off the board. 121 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 1: Fourteen fourteen quote. 122 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,280 Speaker 3: I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when 123 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 3: I'm naked most of the time. Now, hang on, Jeffrey, 124 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 3: carefully on this one. 125 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: Think it through. 126 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 3: Take your time. Did Kim Kardashian say that? Or was 127 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 3: it eighty three year old Judge Judy? 128 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:48,160 Speaker 4: Judge j wants naked Judge Judy so wants. 129 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 1: But that's the thing you don't need, Judy Bruce, that 130 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 1: you don't really know what's going on behind the giant 131 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: Judge stamped. 132 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. 133 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a big old box. 134 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. You can see hers from like the neck down, 135 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: so you never know. But I'm definitely gonna need to 136 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: google like til you get pictures naked videos. But I'm 137 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: not gonna go to Kim Kardashian. 138 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 3: Jeffrey says, Kim Kardashian, that is wreck and that means 139 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 3: that Robot Brooke has lost today's edition up. 140 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 1: Twenty all right, Brooke, well, You're gonna be getting shocked 141 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 1: right in the throat, which is already doing so well anyway. 142 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: So let's have you saying Living on a Prayer by 143 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 1: bon Jovi, whoa you hit notes that you've never been 144 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: able to hit before. 145 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 4: I wish she was at this level during regular. 146 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: Dogs are barking everywhere. That's your shot collar question of 147 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 1: the day. We got your tap coming up in just 148 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: a few minutes.