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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that came out with this year's

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Speaker 1: hottest new video game, Virtual Reality Colonoscopy. And yes, the

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Speaker 1: game does include you filling out twenty minutes of paperwork

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Speaker 1: pre exam. A whole new world awaits you.

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Speaker 2: Put on.

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Speaker 1: It's a laser story, this segment where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: There's other party probers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Saint Petersburg, Florida.

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Speaker 1: Forty eight year old Marcia Morgan was angry after one

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Speaker 1: of her neighbors parked too close to her yard, so

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Speaker 1: she decided to toilet paper their car.

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Speaker 3: That's old school, rank she's a teenager or no, forty

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Speaker 3: eight year old, that's old school, it's heard.

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Speaker 1: According to the police report, Marcia was drunk and dressed

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Speaker 1: in a hug dog costume.

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Speaker 2: It just gets better, only in Florida.

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Speaker 3: How could someone be in a hot dog cosm and

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Speaker 3: be angry?

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Speaker 1: Witnesses say she was leaning against the person's car with

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Speaker 1: a roll of toilet paper in her hand, while pulling

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Speaker 1: off strips and putting it all over the vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Nobody get tampan.

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Speaker 1: It very careful toilet papering.

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Speaker 3: Usually you just go round and around the other end.

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Speaker 2: It's nice. She's putting a little effort into it.

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Speaker 1: When deputies showed up, they described her as intoxicated and uncooperative.

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Speaker 1: It's not clear if she had run ins with her

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Speaker 1: neighbors before, but the cops did ask her why she

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Speaker 1: was wearing the hot dog costume.

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Speaker 2: Her answer, it was Halloween, and FYI it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: Plus, keep in mind this all happened around four o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Isn't Halloween just a state of mind?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's a good point. Costume, you got a costume.

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Speaker 1: Police charged her with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

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Speaker 3: Please tell me the mugshot was taken in the hot

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Speaker 3: dog costume.

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Speaker 1: Most likely Marcia has to pay a five hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars fine or do around forty hours of community

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Speaker 1: service to work it off. No word if she can

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Speaker 1: do that in her hot dog costume. But my guess

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Speaker 1: is it probably let her.

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Speaker 2: It is Florida.

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Speaker 3: Sure, she's gonna go back home and her and the

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Speaker 3: neighbors are going to become best friends. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, This next laser story is out of Washington, DC.

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Speaker 1: Back in twenty twenty three, a forty two year old

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Speaker 1: man named John Cheeks decided that he'd swing by a

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Speaker 1: local gas station and pick up a powerball ticket. His

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Speaker 1: story is Jeff. He always selected the same numbers using

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Speaker 1: his family's birth dates, so did it again, and a

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Speaker 1: few days later he logged onto the website and was

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Speaker 1: floored when he saw that he got every single number right.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god.

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Speaker 3: I mean, would you just sit there in silence?

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Speaker 2: Do you scream?

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Speaker 3: How would you.

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Speaker 1: React to put on a hot dog costume and go wild?

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Speaker 2: It's right?

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Speaker 1: Cheeks just won the three hundred and forty million dollar jackpop.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, or so he thought.

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Speaker 1: No. He took a pick of his computer screen, told

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Speaker 1: his wife, and then went down to collect his prize.

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Speaker 1: And that's when he learned the unfortunate news. The numbers

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Speaker 1: that were put up on the site were not the

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Speaker 1: actual numbers that were drawn that day.

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Speaker 2: How does that happen?

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Speaker 1: There'd been a mistake, and that's when the lottery worker

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Speaker 1: told him this ticket's no good, just throw it in

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Speaker 1: the trash, tam trash. Cheeks would not let the mistake

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Speaker 1: go though, He put the ticket in a safety deposit box.

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Speaker 2: And yes he did hire a lawyer in order to

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Speaker 2: sue the lottery.

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Speaker 1: Even if we settled for like one thousand dollars, I'll

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Speaker 1: be down.

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Speaker 3: You still feel like a multimillionaire.

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Speaker 2: I want something.

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Speaker 1: It's worth the nineteen thousand dollars in legal charges.

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Speaker 2: That's true to get that one grand back.

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Speaker 1: But his attorney says, even though a mistake was made,

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Speaker 1: John was led to believe that he'd won a nine

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Speaker 1: figure some for days, and he deserves something for that. Yeah. Also,

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Speaker 1: this isn't the first time the lotteries broadcast the wrong

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Speaker 1: numbers on its website. It happened in Iowa last November,

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Speaker 1: and the people who are victims of the mistake did

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Speaker 1: get compensated. Oh it's a good case, but it may not.

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Speaker 2: Be what Cheeks hoped for.

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Speaker 1: In that situation, they each got a payout of five

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Speaker 1: dollars to cover the cost of their original tickets. Stevens,

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the season of Snuggles.

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Speaker 1: If you're a big social media junkie, you may remember

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Speaker 1: the butter candle phenomenon that swept the Internet for a

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Speaker 1: few hours.

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Speaker 2: A couple of years back.

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Speaker 3: And editor actually made me butter candles. They were so fun.

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Speaker 3: We burned them and the kids and I dipped our

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Speaker 3: bread in the melting bottle they were using. So good

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Speaker 3: it she made him rosebery they wend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just dip it.

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Speaker 3: She's a crafty lady. I love Ashley.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know about this trend, don't worry because

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Speaker 1: it's coming back around again. A woman on TikTok's reminding

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Speaker 1: the Internet that it's almost fall, so everybody should start

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Speaker 1: planning their butter candles.

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Speaker 3: Hot tip. I didn't know, Ashley said, you have to

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Speaker 3: get special wicks you can't use. Yeah, you gotta get

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Speaker 3: edible wicks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, chemicals yeah yeah, So if you don't know, basically,

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Speaker 1: you just freeze butter into a mold with an edible

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Speaker 1: wick on it. Then when you're having any social gathering,

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Speaker 1: you just put out your sour dough roll with a

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Speaker 1: notch cut out in the middle for the frozen butter candles.

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Speaker 3: You just make friends with somebody who would already do

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Speaker 3: that for you.

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Speaker 2: You got a lot of butter enthusiasts. This is just

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Speaker 2: for them, Jackson.

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Speaker 1: If you want to be friends with our editor, Ashley

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Speaker 1: nine jacl So once you have it all up, you

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Speaker 1: light the candle, and the buttered bread is quickly going

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Speaker 1: to become in your web.

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Speaker 2: So good, my mouth is watering just imagining it.

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Speaker 1: They don't show a lot of videos of what this

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Speaker 1: is actually like to eat, so be prepared for this

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Speaker 1: to look and sound awesome, and then you might be

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Speaker 1: disappointed a little bit, not to mention very very messy.

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Speaker 3: No, not messy, not dangerous, so delicious. I mean, it's

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Speaker 3: like cheese. Butter is just better melted cheese, also better melted.

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Speaker 1: Nothing messy about melted cheese, that's for sure. Online a

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Speaker 1: lot of people wade in about it. The best common

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Speaker 1: for sure is quote, maybe I'll try this instead of drugs.

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Speaker 2: There you go. I agree.

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Speaker 1: And someone else said, you never know what someone's doing

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Speaker 1: in their house bruh. And speaking of getting all buttery

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Speaker 1: for the fall season, this guy likes to spread it

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Speaker 1: on his forehead, elbows, and heels.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: If you want to know why, you can go to

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Speaker 1: Amazon and search for the book Turtle Sutra. It's sale

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Speaker 1: right now, right next to those butter candles.

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Speaker 2: And that sound means laser story has come to it

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Speaker 2: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 2: on Friday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,