Speaker 1: You know what's fucked up about the dog? Stellar is
Speaker 1: an idiot. So she walks in backwards. Really, it's very strange.
Speaker 1: She walks in the rooms backwards sometimes. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's a poodle thing or was there's a standard
Speaker 1: black poodle so like, so I'll be looking and then
Speaker 1: she'll be like.
Speaker 2: Back it in, yeah, telling you, dumb bitch.
Speaker 1: I love her, you do, and that's okay, No, I do.
Speaker 1: Look you saw when when the cameras when it's just
Speaker 1: me and her, I were very very close once the
Speaker 1: cameras are off. But that could have been a performance.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. It's like likes to come on,
Speaker 1: coming off, even want tonight together, doesn't I'm racists money stuff.
Speaker 3: I can't tell me, Yo, little nigga, ain't mine look
Speaker 3: just like genuine?
Speaker 1: There it is there, it is.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentiles alike. Welcome to another
Speaker 2: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove conspiracy theories as a whole.
Speaker 2: We just want them to exist, We want them out there,
Speaker 2: make it, make you sick.
Speaker 1: I want you to feel nasty. Come on.
Speaker 2: Uh we got an email.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's read that.
Speaker 2: A lot of emails, a lot of voicemails. Uh we
Speaker 2: We could not appreciate y'all more for contacting us.
Speaker 1: I do want to say one thing. Yeah, we are
Speaker 1: not the little freakys.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I've seen some talk on the Reddit, of which there
Speaker 1: is one. Now that's good to know. There's two hundred
Speaker 1: ninety nine black people on Reddit. They said bit worth
Speaker 1: a little freakies and they're the little mama. No, I
Speaker 1: don't like that at all. I hate it.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think that I'm not freaky.
Speaker 2: That doesn't even make sense. That doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 1: You're stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna play this game with you. It
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense. You're stiid all right, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean. I'm not gonna defend
Speaker 2: myself like a man. I'm gonna defend myself like a child.
Speaker 2: You are wrong, You're stupid and your dad is ugly.
Speaker 1: That is not true.
Speaker 2: We are not little freakies in any form.
Speaker 1: Nope, they call me big freak. They don't call me anything. Freaky.
Speaker 1: You leave me out of there. That's his business. I
Speaker 1: can I can't. I don't want to like any of this.
Speaker 1: I don't want it. You know what it was when
Speaker 1: that lady said it on that voicemail, I did not
Speaker 1: like the way that it felt. She said, Hey, little freaky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you keep saying lady, and I don't think it
Speaker 2: was a lady.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to gender anyone. That's sort of the thing.
Speaker 1: Whoever it was. Yeah, that feminine voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we can agree on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, objectively feminine voice called us little Freaky's and
Speaker 1: I didn't care for it one bit. Yeah, it's that's tough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: little Mamas is cool for you. I don't want a name.
Speaker 2: No, we're We're just two men who who you admire?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who are in no way freaky.
Speaker 2: We got an email with the subject line. You pointed
Speaker 2: out this email, very exciting one. It popped subject line
Speaker 2: dollar tree be making porn videos.
Speaker 1: You not going to open that? You gotta check that out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got about five more minute. Yeah, you can do
Speaker 1: some light reading. What's that. I'm in the office working.
Speaker 3: I don't know when I'll be finished. I gotten some
Speaker 3: new information. You know what I visured as a dog
Speaker 3: walking in and being like, huh, we.
Speaker 2: Got to email us a dollar to be making porn
Speaker 2: videos and the person said, what's up, y'all Before we
Speaker 2: even get into this, it's.
Speaker 1: Been some time. Yeah, Yeah, I don't go often, do
Speaker 1: you go? Probably was in the last calendar year. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just have all kinds of shit in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I don't have any time for perusing anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you children, children take away that ability, and so like
Speaker 2: I go to the store completely for function. Damn, they
Speaker 2: can't just pop in, no, and and there's nothing in
Speaker 2: there that like I get it. It probably is cheaper,
Speaker 2: but the the the all the necessities can't be covered.
Speaker 2: So I'm not making that extra stop to like save
Speaker 2: some money on my dish washing liquid and then have
Speaker 2: to still go to a different store for everything else.
Speaker 1: I got you. Yeah, but I miss it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It used to be my favorite activity with me and
Speaker 2: my mom with like we go to Dolatry and I
Speaker 2: could get like a yeah, some toys, coloring books.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get some weird Yeah, that's the best part.
Speaker 1: You always talk to.
Speaker 2: Somebody into throwing some candy in at the end, because
Speaker 2: they got you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 2: They trap you, say grocery stores, but they really entice
Speaker 2: you at the dollat.
Speaker 1: Because it's like messy, like at your like at your kids,
Speaker 1: like a bad kid's house. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ship, it felt homish in that way. I could play
Speaker 2: in the a little bit. Yeah, no matter, you just
Speaker 2: tell them up front. They'll be like, that didn't come
Speaker 2: that way, son. I get paid a dollar.
Speaker 1: You are my tree.
Speaker 2: We got an email from from a person named Freddie.
Speaker 2: He said, what's up, y'all, it's your boy, Freddie. I
Speaker 2: like how he talks to us, emailing y'all one more
Speaker 2: time times, he said, But I was being respectful, Freddie.
Speaker 2: I know this probably sounds crazy, but I think the
Speaker 2: store Dollar Tree might be in the porn business. It
Speaker 2: does sound crazy, Freddy. Initially it sounds fucking nuts.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you you're out of your goddamn mind.
Speaker 2: But I'm willing to listen. You won't be the first
Speaker 2: crazy person I listened to. So I came across this
Speaker 2: video where Nigga was walking through a store with his
Speaker 2: dick out and kind of trying to get people to
Speaker 2: see it. I ended up going down this rabbit hole.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Freddie. Yep, I came across this vide now, Freddie,
Speaker 1: Yeah he didn't see it on Instagram. No, that ain't
Speaker 1: that's not Instagram friendly. That's I think. I think you
Speaker 1: were one of three main sites all with the X
Speaker 1: in the title or two or two or three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's walking through the store with his dick out and
Speaker 1: kind of trying to get people to see it. That's
Speaker 1: also not good. It's not good.
Speaker 2: But it's also like he's walking through the store. That
Speaker 2: means he has someone filming this for him. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a multiple locations at least trying to give.
Speaker 1: As the third person if it's a porno, probably the
Speaker 1: person who sees it and reacts is also.
Speaker 2: Light sound and actors. Yeah, camera, light sound, this is
Speaker 2: the whole production we're talking about. You're Freddie, So, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're a sick fuck man. You're You're really on some
Speaker 2: twisted ship here, Freddy.
Speaker 1: And like we've all seen weird porn on the internet.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, but yeah, I've seen people fucking in
Speaker 1: the store on the internet. Sure, but the dollar straight,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's mostly Bodega's that makes more sense.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen those videos? Yeah, would be like
Speaker 1: ahead about yeah, yeah, video, but like actually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I have seen that, but that makes more sense.
Speaker 2: There's like one camera and two dudes. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I see how you could like feel comfortable enough to
Speaker 2: get away with this in the back real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I've seen a lot where oh, boy is
Speaker 1: just like it's like this, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: so he's got the he's yeah, I didn't presume he
Speaker 1: was getting the CCTV footage. Oh okay, No, but you
Speaker 1: said two dudes, two dudes working the store.
Speaker 2: Okay, there is a big enough staff to hold you
Speaker 2: accountable if you find the right corner to hide your shenanigans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, I I can't say that I've seen
Speaker 2: any major corporation fucking very.
Speaker 1: People, fucking Walmart too. Walmart, it's a big store. It's
Speaker 1: a big. Dollar Tree is not that big somehow? Okay,
Speaker 1: that one in Highland Park's pretty big, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That might be a General. Yeah, I know dollar Tree
Speaker 1: to be about three to four aisles, trying to think
Speaker 1: of it. Might be a Dollar General. You're right, I
Speaker 1: fucked up anyways, long aisles, but yeah, yeah, three or
Speaker 1: four the Bad Boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, Freddy goes on to say, so I came
Speaker 2: across this video and them dick out trying to get
Speaker 2: people to see it. I ended up going down this
Speaker 2: rabbit hole where I kept clicking on these videos with
Speaker 2: people doing the same thing. It seems like a couple
Speaker 2: different guys doing the same thing, either flashing their dick
Speaker 2: or sometimes they get jerked off by someone or nut
Speaker 2: on someone. Okay, I mean they go a little crazy.
Speaker 2: Those are three very different things. Yeah, one of those
Speaker 2: is is like flashing, and then the other ones are
Speaker 2: just pornography, and like.
Speaker 1: Not a flashing isn't a car. You can't just be
Speaker 1: going around nutting on people. No, that's we're truly insane.
Speaker 1: That's a lot more work than I'm sorry continue it's
Speaker 1: the timing is impeccable, That's what I mean. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know about you, but what it's
Speaker 1: gonna happen, It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: That's my main problem. That's my biggest critique with me.
Speaker 2: Oh really, he says, I mean they go a little crazy.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's different stories, but the majority of the videos
Speaker 2: happen in dolatry I mean, it's a lot of these
Speaker 2: videos happening in Dolatry, so I know they gotta have
Speaker 2: cameras and all that. So if they putting a stop
Speaker 2: to it and and ain't trying to get the videos
Speaker 2: taken off the internet, they must.
Speaker 1: Be in on it. What y'all think is what Freddy says. Wow,
Speaker 1: is it weird if I go to a site and
Speaker 1: I type in dollar tree right now? Uh No, I
Speaker 1: don't think that's weird. I think you can go type
Speaker 1: in dollar tree. I just want to see what happens. Uh,
Speaker 1: I don't think because I want I want to know
Speaker 1: the amount. If it's just like five videos, I don't
Speaker 1: think they're in on it. If it's like a bunch
Speaker 1: of video. Yeah. See, this one didn't even show the
Speaker 1: side I went to. Didn't even show any dollar tree. Mm. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm he Freddy sent us an additional email. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: let's hear that we should talk about this.
Speaker 2: He said, Hey, y'all had to hit you up again
Speaker 2: because I just decided to google this ship while I
Speaker 2: was on my lunch break.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of o's in that Yo. This ship
Speaker 2: is wild. I'm talking about bitches is getting nutted on
Speaker 2: in dollar trees in Houston, Philly, Who the fuck knows
Speaker 2: where else?
Speaker 1: Well, now this feels like a Don Julio's Popeye crossover. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the same places. It's a similar rollout. Yeah, me, he says,
Speaker 1: he said, Philly, Who the fuck knows where else?
Speaker 2: Meek Mill is hunting these niggas down dollar trees, dollar
Speaker 2: tree getting sued. Yeah, they definitely got something to do
Speaker 2: with them videos. Y'all need to look into this shit.
Speaker 2: And then he linked a article, a very real article
Speaker 2: from the New York Daily News that says that Meek
Speaker 2: Mill is basically has a bounty out for somebody who
Speaker 2: ejaculated on someone else in a dollar tree. The Meek
Speaker 2: Mill himself is hunting the dollar tree in Philly, in Philly,
Speaker 2: the dollar tree nut Bandit.
Speaker 1: Is he upset that this happened in his city. I
Speaker 1: can't tell.
Speaker 2: I can't tell if this is like Meek mil as Batman,
Speaker 2: or if this like happened to his aunt and and
Speaker 2: he's like, nah, nobody does that to Genie Mill.
Speaker 1: Okay, his name is just really right, thinks Ah damn.
Speaker 1: There's a lot to take in it. It is a
Speaker 1: lot because it also doesn't seem like your traditional porno.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: If it's just like nutting on people, that feels way
Speaker 1: too I don't understand what Dollar Tree would have to
Speaker 1: gain by this, I guess is where I am with
Speaker 1: the idea of this being an anything other than it
Speaker 1: makes me just feel like maybe Dollar Trees are poorly run.
Speaker 1: I think so that they can you can just go
Speaker 1: in there a nut on somebody.
Speaker 2: I think if I'm if I'm Dollar Tree, what benefit
Speaker 2: do I have in shutting this down? Like they don't
Speaker 2: do any advertising, at least not that I've seen. You
Speaker 2: don't watch Dollar Tree commercials. They are mostly living off
Speaker 2: of the fact that they're a dollar in word of
Speaker 2: mouth in these communities. It can only serve them to
Speaker 2: keep these videos up, which leads me to believe that
Speaker 2: maybe you get a little little bit of a even
Speaker 2: if you're not producing pornography, you're getting a kickback.
Speaker 1: Do you think so, because like, I don't think people
Speaker 1: are watching that video and being like, damn, I gotta
Speaker 1: go a dollar treat.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that, like if I if you have
Speaker 2: to google my shit and more more things pop up,
Speaker 2: it only services people showing up to your your place
Speaker 2: of business.
Speaker 1: I guess so.
Speaker 2: But it's all Walmart's success is that we keep repeating
Speaker 2: the name Walmart, even if it's a joke, Walmart, Wally's World,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like the whole shit is
Speaker 2: being like Walmart is cheap and sad and for the
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and for the destitute also
Speaker 2: incredible deal. But everybody still likes Walmart. Dollar Tree loses
Speaker 2: nothing by being the porno dollar store.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I get it's crazy. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: guess what I met on this is I feel like,
Speaker 1: ultimately I could see Dollar Tree not doing something. I
Speaker 1: think that that's a good point. I don't think they're
Speaker 1: making it. I don't think they're filming it.
Speaker 2: You don't think they're offering up Dollar Tree uh dollar
Speaker 2: Tree footage to make it happen.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're saying, hey, you can nut in here,
Speaker 1: right right.
Speaker 2: There's so funny if there's a sign that says no shirt,
Speaker 2: no shuice, no service, but go ahead and nothing no nut,
Speaker 2: no service, mo nut no.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I don't think that. I don't think that
Speaker 1: I could see them not doing anything about it, because
Speaker 1: it's like I don't know, we just talked about it.
Speaker 1: When you go into Dollar Tree, it tends to be
Speaker 1: in disarray anyways, right, ships upside down? So what's a
Speaker 1: little nut. Yeah, it's probably peeing the floor. Aren't they carpeted? No,
Speaker 1: that's that's title Florid.
Speaker 2: I at least when I was a kid, I feel
Speaker 2: like they were like carpeted and ship. It's not a yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a bad situation all together. I guess it's the
Speaker 2: point that, yeah, it's not good. It's not ideal for anybody. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: if somebody's in there nothing and doing all kinds of shenanigans,
Speaker 2: I'm sure they have all kinds of crazy things happen
Speaker 2: every day in Dollar Tree.
Speaker 1: They have no reason to be like we. We draw
Speaker 1: the line at niggas showing a dick to people. I
Speaker 1: would once again like to go back to what your
Speaker 1: man was doing when he stumbled across this.
Speaker 2: Freddie, you really gotta you really gotta be honest with us. Freddy,
Speaker 2: you can't lie to us so we can help you
Speaker 2: because you need help.
Speaker 1: You're trying to make this about like us looking into that,
Speaker 1: when in fact you are part of the problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're trying you're trying Kansas City hustle, Like, look that way,
Speaker 1: you're going.
Speaker 2: That way, You're you're you're the vast majority of the
Speaker 2: clicks on these videos, and you got to reflect on.
Speaker 1: Because like you went down a rabbit hole and then
Speaker 1: what stopped that? Nothing? I think it was the similar
Speaker 1: action to what happened in the Dollar Tree. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he not. And then he was like that was crazy.
Speaker 1: I welcome to enterprise.
Speaker 2: Okay, ten thirty good good good, still got a whole
Speaker 2: day ahead of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you're a sick person. Freddy and and and
Speaker 2: thank you for sending us this.
Speaker 1: This is really funny.
Speaker 2: It's really funny. It's really helpful for us to read it.
Speaker 2: And we pray for for anybody at the Dollar Tree
Speaker 2: who doesn't want to see a dick and doesn't want
Speaker 2: to be nutted on, because apparently them videos are out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's majority of people at Dollar Tree. Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would assume, yeah, that don't want to see
Speaker 2: a dick and don't want to be nutted on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the most sinister for in a porn too,
Speaker 1: is that. I think that's one of the more sinister
Speaker 1: things that pornography does is. I think it's like it
Speaker 1: makes women seem like they're just like I just need it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But you ever met a
Speaker 1: dude who thought that bang bus was real and you're like,
Speaker 1: h yeah, you know what I mean. It's bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I met a grown man older than me one time.
Speaker 1: I remember he's trying to convince me bang Bus was real.
Speaker 2: I think I think that was what made the girls
Speaker 2: going wild shit so sad.
Speaker 1: At least for me.
Speaker 2: It is like I, as a kid would see those
Speaker 2: commercials and be like, oh, those women were happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were having fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean, Like there was nothing
Speaker 2: I didn't have the maturity in the know how to
Speaker 2: recognize that, like, oh they're blackout drunk and being just
Speaker 2: completely manipulated into these weird moments.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, no, it was white girls having fun home.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: That shit was dark too, It's very dark. Well, now
Speaker 1: I find done. Girl's gone wild in a dollar Tree
Speaker 1: with some Don Julio chicken. All I'm saying, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for a brand partnership. Come on, Don Julio, dollar Tree,
Speaker 1: you're picking your you gotta find some new territory.
Speaker 3: No, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the access of evil.
Speaker 2: You're truly on the wrong side of history.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's no, that's terrible, that's terrible.
Speaker 2: We need to take a break, all right, Let's take
Speaker 2: a break and when we come back, maybe we'll do
Speaker 2: one more email or yeah, we got time. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: gonna take a break. More David, more Langs than more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me ugly, you're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: Give me two hundred dollars. Matter of fact, make it three.
Speaker 1: We're back, and we want your money. We want your
Speaker 1: money real bad. I'd like we have a voicemail. We
Speaker 1: have we have a series, a series of voicemails.
Speaker 2: Before we get into it, I would like to point
Speaker 2: out that Olivia's messaged us regarding the Dollar Tree porn
Speaker 2: conversation that we just got out of. Olivia sent us
Speaker 2: a message that says, and I'm quoting here, there seems
Speaker 2: to be a Dollar Tree porn video section on porn hub.
Speaker 1: F yi, Oh what were you doing, Olivia? You just
Speaker 1: happened upon the video. There's a section, there's a whole
Speaker 1: section apparently. I feel like, for research purposes, we.
Speaker 2: Should figure this out. Yeah, yeah, there's no law against
Speaker 2: going on porn hub and looking up dollartry.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, you should maybe do it on your I
Speaker 1: just got my shit set up. Yeah. I don't really
Speaker 1: want to corrupt my myself with this, but I am
Speaker 1: eighteen years or older and this is nasty.
Speaker 2: Okay, good for them Dollar Tree. It really starts you off.
Speaker 1: Wild on the old porn hub. I've never been a
Speaker 1: porn hub guy. Me neither. This ain't this ain't where
Speaker 1: I be at. That's not my not my neighborhood. Yep,
Speaker 1: here it is Dollar Tree porn videos. How do we
Speaker 1: do this so that they can't see? I don't know
Speaker 1: that they're gonna be able to see. Oh sh yeah,
Speaker 1: there's it's definitely a certain race.
Speaker 2: It's ebony freak caught fucking at Dollar Tree. There's also
Speaker 2: using my clit sucker and flashing at Dollar Tree. Then
Speaker 2: there's a bunch of videos of dudes fucking trees. WHOA
Speaker 2: this dude really is.
Speaker 1: Out of a tree? He said. Goddamn. Yep, there's not
Speaker 1: there's not that much. I want to describe it as
Speaker 1: a section. This is not that much.
Speaker 2: There's like a few videos and it's mostly what appears
Speaker 2: to be the same lady, Maybe.
Speaker 1: Go to categories. Is there a categories. We've got ebony,
Speaker 1: We've got bb W, We've got some whole female, a
Speaker 1: lot of.
Speaker 2: Cream pie. Of course, who could forget America's favorite pastime,
Speaker 2: cream pie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have a dollar tree section.
Speaker 2: Hardcore Japanese music. It goes mature, milk, muscular man music,
Speaker 2: old young.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing this isn't in alphabetic order, and there
Speaker 2: doesn't seem to be an entire section dedicated to it.
Speaker 1: I can hate the way porn looks. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I think that pornocyites look like it looks like a
Speaker 1: bathroom wall to me, like covered in graffiti. It's just
Speaker 1: like smart smashing together. I don't like it. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: like that's why I don't. I can't even I don't
Speaker 1: even look I look at it on my phone. I
Speaker 1: can't even look at it at the side, Like that's
Speaker 1: too big.
Speaker 2: It's hard to process that much all at once. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the way that that feels, I get why people start
Speaker 2: to become desensitized to the act because you're just you
Speaker 2: see literally everything, even if your preference is not like
Speaker 2: the crazy shit they throw you the crazy shit right
Speaker 2: when you get there just to test them waters.
Speaker 1: And then the ads on top of it. It's just
Speaker 1: like it's like the whole it's like it's over stimulating,
Speaker 1: and then it's on top of like the color. It's
Speaker 1: just like it's just it's I just I don't really
Speaker 1: I don't really think it is, like I don't really
Speaker 1: ride for like porno is like an art form or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of trash. But you let me
Speaker 1: ask this.
Speaker 2: You don't think that there's uh that the artistry is
Speaker 2: also buried under sort of like the the you know,
Speaker 2: the over saturated, the over fucking capitalization of the websites.
Speaker 2: They like, the videos themselves could be artistry, but they
Speaker 2: they're just buried on these fucking horrible websites that show
Speaker 2: you everything at once.
Speaker 1: I mean possibly, but I think that we make excuses
Speaker 1: because we're nutting. These aren't good movies. Well no, they're
Speaker 1: horrible movies, yeah, but effective movies for nutting. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So as somebody you saw on the street, it's like,
Speaker 1: if you didn't have porno, you would still be able
Speaker 1: to not it's not achieving a very difficult thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I would say and I'm surprised that I
Speaker 2: feel this passionately about it.
Speaker 1: But soft core porn on I don't.
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't watch softcore porn. I'm not
Speaker 2: like sitting around we were talking about a preference.
Speaker 1: I'm not googling.
Speaker 2: Porn hubsoft. You're being crazy. I prefer it did not
Speaker 2: be graphic cream pies. This is what I'm saying. But
Speaker 2: more importantly, I'm saying that, like, to me, part of
Speaker 2: the artistry is being able to create circumstances where you mean,
Speaker 2: any random person could nut from a single video, and
Speaker 2: that it requires length, it requires a sort of like
Speaker 2: commitment to different like positions and styles and fucking sort
Speaker 2: of allowing people to see themselves in these individual like.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like I thinking, I think
Speaker 1: these people.
Speaker 2: While it's not an art I hope to replicate, I
Speaker 2: do acknowledge it is an art form.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of I think it's smart. I
Speaker 1: think smart can't be like I like it better. I
Speaker 1: think I think there's more of a case for the
Speaker 1: amateur of the stuff that people make themselves than the
Speaker 1: highly produced I'm stuck or whatever.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I think it's art in the same way
Speaker 2: that Tyler Perry is art. It's meant to serve an audience,
Speaker 2: and it serves it effectively, even though I don't find
Speaker 2: it to be Uh, you know the mark of anyone's talent.
Speaker 1: Mhm, I hate that ship. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not defending the videos. I will watch
Speaker 2: them with you later if you'd like.
Speaker 1: But I like music. I gotta know about you guys.
Speaker 1: I think that pit is gone now. I go to
Speaker 1: a pornhub for the latest drops.
Speaker 2: Stop releasing on SoundCloud.
Speaker 1: We're listening on porn him Yeah, come on go where
Speaker 1: your audience is your core audience. They're jacking on. We
Speaker 1: over on point right next to muscular men.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: We got a voice mail. We got a voicemail. I
Speaker 1: think that's where we left off. I don't know how
Speaker 1: we ended up on porn up. I didn't start today
Speaker 1: when I woke up. Yep. I didn't think I was
Speaker 1: gonna see porn with you. No, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: Didn't cross my mind once. No, not at all. But
Speaker 1: we we saw some stuff and we're I think better
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, nothing in my genre really? What's your
Speaker 1: what would you describe as your genre? Large okay, and uh,
Speaker 1: and the BBW didn't cover cover that I didn't see. Oh,
Speaker 1: I also didn't see the spectrum of color that I like.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I think so, I don't like the way you say it,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? I was very respective. You're
Speaker 2: being very like coded in a way that makes it
Speaker 2: feel like you got a part of this spectrum that
Speaker 2: I'm not quite queued in on.
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I
Speaker 1: think we probably cross paths. Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 2: We got an email, a voicemail. Yeah, let's please, we
Speaker 2: should play this before we feel.
Speaker 1: More uncomfortable to this. Who knows who sent this? But
Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear it.
Speaker 5: Here we go, like, bitch, what is that?
Speaker 1: Hold on? She crazy? What was that? To be fair,
Speaker 1: I've never heard the email or I've never heard the voicemail? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you? This is? This is I've heard this before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, no, no, I've never heard what happens when
Speaker 1: you call the voicemail? Oh like what we say to them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we said something probably not nice. Let's let's let's pull it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna call the number? Just the yeah, because I
Speaker 1: don't know what she's laughing at I don't know either,
Speaker 1: but it didn't feel connected to something we did. But
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong. Hey, this is David Body and you've
Speaker 1: reached them. My mama told me nasty hotline. It's the
Speaker 1: bests hot mind that ever was. So if you want
Speaker 1: to ask us a question or say some nasty ship,
Speaker 1: leave us some messages the beat, you freak bitch.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So you say you said something pretty fucked
Speaker 2: up to them, and now we're a little freaky. So
Speaker 2: this is really you're doing.
Speaker 1: I think that you're going out on the little bit.
Speaker 2: You really fucked us here. I don't think I go
Speaker 2: so far as to say I think that this is
Speaker 2: just well, now I understand why this person came on
Speaker 2: this way.
Speaker 1: But let's let's go up that nigga from a congo.
Speaker 5: How you doing anyway? Here? Is what my mama told me.
Speaker 5: Don't dam told me that black air force energy is real.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk a little bit. And I don't like
Speaker 2: the sound effects that she's doing. I kind of like
Speaker 2: you're into the sound. Okay, I think she could work
Speaker 2: on it, but that's fine.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: She She immediately is saying black air Force energy is real.
Speaker 2: That leads me to the question, do you believe in
Speaker 2: black force at Black Air Force and one air energy?
Speaker 1: And if so, tell the people why not even just
Speaker 1: Black air Force energy? Black sneaker energy in general, I
Speaker 1: think has always carried a sinister tone. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to explain it. You just feel it, like and
Speaker 1: especially because we came up in a heavy white shoe era,
Speaker 1: right like what starting probably junior high school gauge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say white air Force ones working for a
Speaker 1: long time throughout my youth. Yeah, same, same, same.
Speaker 5: But you.
Speaker 1: There's something about when the coach or when what's generally
Speaker 1: promoted as cool is like white or colorful and bright,
Speaker 1: the hard switch on that color palette does make you
Speaker 1: feel like something. Yeah, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: know about you know, you had your black shoes on.
Speaker 1: Remember that when the black Tea song came out, Gucci
Speaker 1: Man just talking about Yeah that's all I was scary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Gucci Man had a lot of scary years. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just like bro it is a bad guy. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a monster. But no, I think there's even there's something
Speaker 1: to even even if you you ever find yourself accidentally
Speaker 1: like wearing all black. There's just something to that where
Speaker 1: you feel really suited and booted in a way, right,
Speaker 1: And I think black air force ones make you feel
Speaker 1: that way definitely. And you're saying that that energy then
Speaker 1: carries to your brain and causes you to behave differently
Speaker 1: than you would have if you were dressed in all white.
Speaker 1: I don't think completely, but a little bit yeah. Interesting.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree. I definitely don't think it's it's as
Speaker 2: much a part of our our our shared consciousness as
Speaker 2: is often implied. But I do think something subconscious happens
Speaker 2: when you're like, nah, these won't scuff as easy, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like these won't the dirt won't show.
Speaker 2: Then makes you feel like you could be a little
Speaker 2: more reckless. Yeah, and with that recklessness comes misbehavior, fighting,
Speaker 2: cussing all the time.
Speaker 1: And I feel like the idea of even wearing all
Speaker 1: black seems like a more almost like tactical choice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems like it's extreme function. We're wearing all white
Speaker 1: seems not functional. It's the functional outfits you can put exactly.
Speaker 1: It feels like sort of based in like that idea
Speaker 1: of like peacocky or whatever. Where all black feels like
Speaker 1: business like I'm doing I'm doing something like I'm on
Speaker 1: a mission. It feels like a mission in the same
Speaker 1: way like lacing up like all black combat boots or something, right,
Speaker 1: not all white combots back boots, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Nobody's lacing those bad boys up unless you're fighting in
Speaker 2: fucking the that snow planet. Oh yeah, Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, everybody else's yeah, there you go. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not heard. I don't even know I had. Is that
Speaker 1: really where they were at? It's one of them. I
Speaker 1: know it's one of them. It's the best I could
Speaker 1: do on short fair enough.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have sprung that on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, she's got other ship going on.
Speaker 5: Yes, Black air Force energy is real. Basically, if you
Speaker 5: buy you a pair of Black Air Forces low tops,
Speaker 5: black streams, you will become a criminal.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: Everyone in out there used to wear Black Air Forces okay,
Speaker 5: laced up, hide in a bow and tight criminals. They
Speaker 5: also used to come with backpacks on too, in a
Speaker 5: ski mask.
Speaker 1: However, Okay, let's.
Speaker 6: Pause for a second. At some point, these are just
Speaker 6: crying tools. Yeah, you're not storrying to redress a slim
Speaker 6: jam in the guard and as saying, bitch, give me
Speaker 6: your money. If you say bitch, give me your money.
Speaker 1: You're a criminal. We had cans of bear maids and
Speaker 1: they're friends with a man named No. They all have
Speaker 1: butterfly knives. Did you ever have a butterfly knife?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I never had a cool knife. I've had like Swiss
Speaker 2: army knives. That's not a stab, it's not. I mean
Speaker 2: you when you're a kid, you keep it in your
Speaker 2: pocket and pretend like it could be.
Speaker 1: But but I'm talking about you. Remember when people start
Speaker 1: carrying the real knives, were like, No, I know what
Speaker 1: you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wasn't around kids who
Speaker 1: had him. But but nah, I was never brave enough
Speaker 1: to to dabble. Were you a butterfly knife guy?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I had one that I got it like the fair. No,
Speaker 1: I got it from the Mexican swapped me. Oh, because
Speaker 1: you could used to be able. There's like a knife guy. Sure,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, but I never was
Speaker 1: good at it, like the motion of like cause you
Speaker 1: like hang it down and then you flip it out
Speaker 1: and then over and catch it some shit like that.
Speaker 1: I was very good at it though. Did you ever
Speaker 1: cut yourself trying? Yeah, yeah, but mine wasn't two sided,
Speaker 1: it was just one sided the jack cut. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: have the they have the two sided ones. That's what
Speaker 1: scares me. I don't want to cut myself. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's not worth it. And it's like, well I can
Speaker 1: get some more. I'm gonna get pussy because I could
Speaker 1: do a butterfly knife. Honestly, no, yeah, no, it's not
Speaker 1: really scares Yeah, it's because it sucks. Of course, it's
Speaker 1: as it should.
Speaker 2: I think a man with a knife for no reason
Speaker 2: is pretty terrifying.
Speaker 1: A kid kind of makes sense. A man with the
Speaker 1: knife is the worst. It's real unnerving. If you're thirty plus. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's better if you have a gun. Yeah, I really
Speaker 1: think so, Yeah, over thirty years old. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: less weird if you have a gun than if you
Speaker 1: have a knife.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with you. Like a for real cutting knife,
Speaker 2: not a like a for real stabby stabby knife, not
Speaker 2: not We're not just talking about like a knife at
Speaker 2: work because it's functional. A box cutter, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: like a legit knife is terrifying. Yeah, if you have
Speaker 2: the ship with the little clip on the outside.
Speaker 1: That's scary, not the one with the sheet, yea one
Speaker 1: with the sheet. You actually are a killer, you or
Speaker 1: you're like a woodsman, you're right, you know, like you're
Speaker 1: mad country. I mean you kill animals. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: then that's less weird. But if you just got that
Speaker 1: little clippy clippy Remington Joy, you know what I'm yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: hang it up.
Speaker 2: She's describing a lot of details of what I agree
Speaker 2: are criminals, but that doesn't seem specific to the Black
Speaker 2: airs for air Force ones.
Speaker 1: Let's continue.
Speaker 5: This is why I know Black air Force Energy is real.
Speaker 5: They don't sell them in the stores anymore. You cannot
Speaker 5: find them in the stores. The only way to get
Speaker 5: a pair of Black air Forces.
Speaker 1: And now it's a cliffhanger because she she leaves the
Speaker 1: second l is ma'am. She came back. She came back.
Speaker 2: It's not the only place you can find them. She's
Speaker 2: gonna tell us, uh huh.
Speaker 5: So this is the two part message because a minute
Speaker 5: and it's not enough time for me. So I'm gonna
Speaker 5: talk really fast, and you have to just low it
Speaker 5: down because I also know lengths and ain't gonna do
Speaker 5: that much research into this topic. But no, no, you
Speaker 5: can't get the Black Air Forces online anymore. You have
Speaker 5: to you, I mean you have to go to You
Speaker 5: have to get them online. You cannot get them in
Speaker 5: the store. When you put them things on, you will
Speaker 5: start to steal. I started to do it, and don't
Speaker 5: black You're maybe, But here's the thing. I put some
Speaker 5: Black Air Forces on and I'm promising, I literally could
Speaker 5: not stop, and it just comes upon you. Go buy
Speaker 5: you some Black Air Forces and see what happens. Do
Speaker 5: some research on TikTok before it's canceled or band or whatever,
Speaker 5: and see what people say about black air Forces and
Speaker 5: believe it or not. I was about to pay my
Speaker 5: Black Air Force is even black earth?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And uh that's a.
Speaker 1: Ma'am. I think you might just be a criminal psychopath.
Speaker 1: You're they weren't black enough? How do you paint it blacker?
Speaker 2: You were like these, I need a I need a matte?
Speaker 2: Black is like, what the fuck? It's the blackest that
Speaker 2: that we make. There's no darker than Black Air Force ones.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she means by that. It's truly
Speaker 1: the darker. I can't think of a shoe that's darker.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she was gonna paint on blacker.
Speaker 1: This woman, I think she is a criminal. I do
Speaker 1: think there is a level of a lot of times,
Speaker 1: especially when you're younger, goody kids can't dress well and
Speaker 1: all black is an intimidating Uh, it's like an easier
Speaker 1: persona to adapt to get you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Just no, I just wear all black. I'm a tough guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a lot easier. Fashion is uh an art of vulnerability.
Speaker 1: Do you you know what I mean? Oh, I'm not address.
Speaker 1: I just mean that. Like, I just mean that.
Speaker 2: Like anytime you put on something that is not within
Speaker 2: like your your wheelhouse right inside of your pocket, be
Speaker 2: it all black, with a T shirt, whatever, anytime you're
Speaker 2: putting on something extra, you are being.
Speaker 1: More vulnerable with the world than you were the moments before. Wow,
Speaker 1: I really never thought about it that way. I think
Speaker 1: that's what fact.
Speaker 2: That's why people celebrate fashion innovation certainly is people being
Speaker 2: able to figure out something that we weren't.
Speaker 1: Comfortable putting on and then you make it attractive. Why
Speaker 1: they talk about it in terms of like being daring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's daring, it's interesting, it's sort of challenging the
Speaker 2: things that we expected. All of those things are what
Speaker 2: make fashion valuable. And it also for a person that's
Speaker 2: like truly not trying to share themselves, that's fucking scary, right,
Speaker 2: And so yeah, if you're all black, you're never finding
Speaker 2: yourself in a moment of vulnerability, of feeling like, oh no,
Speaker 2: I'm exposed, what will.
Speaker 1: People think of me? I mean, I think it also
Speaker 1: just feels like a rebellion against that, because fashion does
Speaker 1: feel like the status quo a lot of times, especially
Speaker 1: when you are younger. Yeah, and the rebellion of that
Speaker 1: feels good, you know what I mean. Yeah, it makes you,
Speaker 1: It gives you agency. Yeah, like maybe these kids are
Speaker 1: maybe they're not criminals, maybe they're just black emos yeah
Speaker 1: or whatever. The white people. Yeah, that's not a criminal.
Speaker 1: He just said, you said God, which maybe though if
Speaker 1: you check. Yeah, a lot of those kids acting out
Speaker 1: gets you a king who can do both? Come on? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: I do think I do wonder how much of this
Speaker 2: is just people struggling to participate in like the grander
Speaker 2: conversation of fashion and whatever. But then on the other hand,
Speaker 2: I do go a lot of fights I've seen it
Speaker 2: was a naked wearing black air force.
Speaker 1: So and just like when you're all masked up, that
Speaker 1: does like you do feel that energy. Wearing all black
Speaker 1: is an energy that you bring to to whatever you're doing.
Speaker 1: That is it feels athletic.
Speaker 2: It feel yeah like if I had to run in
Speaker 2: in my street clothes, I feel like I'd be fastest
Speaker 2: in all black. Yeah, I mean I think it feels
Speaker 2: it feels uniform in a way. It feels like soldier
Speaker 2: soldier adjacent. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I feel really suited and booted. Damn Well, I'm sure
Speaker 1: she's got more to say, but she steals. She does.
Speaker 1: She's a criminal. No, this is a bad lady.
Speaker 2: I say, yeah, well according to the law.
Speaker 5: And that's all I had to say, because now unless
Speaker 5: my train of thought, because you only give me a
Speaker 5: minute and a half to tell the story when Langston
Speaker 5: don't do no research, all.
Speaker 2: Right, let's write a fucking minute. That's the way, a
Speaker 2: fucking minute.
Speaker 1: Let's just down. You're being nasty.
Speaker 2: You're speaking nasty about me, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't. First of all, she called you up by
Speaker 1: name twice twice. I do research.
Speaker 4: I'm literally the only one that does do research. Sure,
Speaker 4: David doesn't help at all, and I won't start. And
Speaker 4: so if you are upset about me not doing research
Speaker 4: on this subject, fine, that's fine. No I'm not looking
Speaker 4: it up. I'm hearing this for the second time. I'm
Speaker 4: not looking it up.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: But for you to somehow make this exclusively my problem
Speaker 2: is insane.
Speaker 1: You're being nasty and I don't care for your attitude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really interesting. Maybe that was holdover from before I
Speaker 1: got here. No, no, it's not. This is a nasty
Speaker 1: person who steals and I don't care for her attitude.
Speaker 1: Let's here's your the way it goes.
Speaker 5: I love the podcasts, and get you a pair of
Speaker 5: Black Air Force shoes, get to a bear of Black
Speaker 5: Air Forces, and I promise you y'all niggas to be famous.
Speaker 1: All right, that's a Now the tables have turned. That's
Speaker 1: a weird threat right at the end, that we could
Speaker 1: get famous from from wearing the Black Air Forces.
Speaker 2: That's not what's been promised this entire time.
Speaker 1: I have been thinking that I need to do bad
Speaker 1: to get good.
Speaker 2: We've talked about that a little bit. Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 2: have talked about that before. We say a lot that
Speaker 2: this podcast would be a lot bigger if we would
Speaker 2: just be intentionally mean to groups.
Speaker 1: But I am wearing black shoes right now? What color
Speaker 1: your shoes? Uh? All the all the colors. My man's
Speaker 1: vulnerable right now. You can't see what's under the table.
Speaker 1: Somebody's vulnerable. Son, I'm literally every collar.
Speaker 2: Were black, force they got pink tongues. Uh.
Speaker 1: So how do you feel about this? Then?
Speaker 2: I definitely think when I am wearing all black, I
Speaker 2: feel the most sort of equipped for some kind of
Speaker 2: physical altercation, some kind of like Yeah, it does sort
Speaker 2: of reek of an energy of like sort of physicality
Speaker 2: and protectiveness. Fucking defenses are up when I'm wearing all black. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I wonder if everybody experiences that and they have
Speaker 2: an instinct for criminality, if that just is it's just
Speaker 2: helping them along in their shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think partially. I think part of it does
Speaker 1: just lend itself to that. A lot of times those
Speaker 1: kids can't dress good, and I mean when I will,
Speaker 1: I also remember kids like when I was like like
Speaker 1: when I was a kid like seveneenth grade and Aurora
Speaker 1: specifically kids being like to go out at night, like
Speaker 1: we got a mask up and they were all black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I think it's like
Speaker 1: the idea, yea of wearing all black is the the
Speaker 1: hidden element or whatever. The it's notice the opposite of peacocking.
Speaker 1: Like I said before, No, I think that's what it
Speaker 1: lends itself to a lot. And then I think it's
Speaker 1: like once people started saying it, then it's like that also,
Speaker 1: but this woman steals.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think there's a world where we have created this
Speaker 2: truth through community and sort of like you know, just
Speaker 2: repeating it. It is it be lore becomes truth if
Speaker 2: we say it enough. I think, on the other hand,
Speaker 2: what it feels most true is this lady got some
Speaker 2: bad shit she'd be doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But also I think the idea of like the
Speaker 1: bad guy wearing black is not new. I think that's
Speaker 1: like a trope that goes back is forever. It makes
Speaker 1: the most sense.
Speaker 2: You gotta steal, especially burglarizing, you gotta be dark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't know why you worded it that
Speaker 1: I'm in.
Speaker 2: Dark uh presenting, I meant your clothes. But sure, let's
Speaker 2: let's nitpig. I'm not I haven't already started a racial uprising.
Speaker 1: On the internet. I'll previous video. Yeah, send me down
Speaker 1: the river, David, send me down the fucking river yet again,
Speaker 1: leave me out to dry.
Speaker 2: I was with you on that black I was with
Speaker 2: you on that thing. You know what the funk I meant?
Speaker 2: You know, I mean you gotta be a darky.
Speaker 1: That happens and then I come, I come forward, and
Speaker 1: then you say some ship like now every open your
Speaker 1: art for real and I see what's in there is black, yeah,
Speaker 1: but not the way you want it to be. Is
Speaker 1: the color of those shoes. That's what it is. What
Speaker 1: she painted her shoes to be. Yo, double black. That's
Speaker 1: so double and just drop that in like we weren't
Speaker 1: going to be Like, what the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1: I'm never trying to paint my shoes anything. That's so crazy. Oh,
Speaker 1: I like it though. Sending another email if you're listening,
Speaker 1: I'm good on you. So we are.
Speaker 2: We had enough.
Speaker 1: This is great. I think we did it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we did something.
Speaker 2: I think I think if you have black air Force ones,
Speaker 2: if you are planning on buying Black air Force ones,
Speaker 2: apparently you can't get them in stores anymore, so go
Speaker 2: to those illicit websites. I'm sure porn Hub has a
Speaker 2: has their version of it. That's it's right next to
Speaker 2: Dallatry is buying Black Air Force ones uh and and
Speaker 2: have a good day. You want to tell the people
Speaker 2: where they can find you.
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