WEBVTT - Dollar Tree Stores Make Porn (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's fucked up about the dog? Stellar is

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<v Speaker 1>an idiot. So she walks in backwards. Really, it's very strange.

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<v Speaker 1>She walks in the rooms backwards sometimes. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's a poodle thing or was there's a standard

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<v Speaker 1>black poodle so like, so I'll be looking and then

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<v Speaker 1>she'll be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Back it in, yeah, telling you, dumb bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I love her, you do, and that's okay, No, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Look you saw when when the cameras when it's just

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<v Speaker 1>me and her, I were very very close once the

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<v Speaker 1>cameras are off. But that could have been a performance.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that. It's like likes to come on,

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<v Speaker 1>coming off, even want tonight together, doesn't I'm racists money stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tell me, Yo, little nigga, ain't mine look

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<v Speaker 3>just like genuine?

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<v Speaker 1>There it is there, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentiles alike. Welcome to another

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<v Speaker 2>phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 1>The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 1>black conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finally worked to prove conspiracy theories as a whole.

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<v Speaker 2>We just want them to exist, We want them out there,

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<v Speaker 2>make it, make you sick.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to feel nasty. Come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh we got an email.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's read that.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of emails, a lot of voicemails. Uh we

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<v Speaker 2>We could not appreciate y'all more for contacting us.

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to say one thing. Yeah, we are

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<v Speaker 1>not the little freakys.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen some talk on the Reddit, of which there

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<v Speaker 1>is one. Now that's good to know. There's two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine black people on Reddit. They said bit worth

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<v Speaker 1>a little freakies and they're the little mama. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like that at all. I hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I don't think that I'm not freaky.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't even make sense. That doesn't even make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>You're stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even gonna play this game with you. It

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't make sense. You're stiid all right, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what I mean. I'm not gonna defend

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<v Speaker 2>myself like a man. I'm gonna defend myself like a child.

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<v Speaker 2>You are wrong, You're stupid and your dad is ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not true.

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<v Speaker 2>We are not little freakies in any form.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, they call me big freak. They don't call me anything. Freaky.

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<v Speaker 1>You leave me out of there. That's his business. I

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<v Speaker 1>can I can't. I don't want to like any of this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it. You know what it was when

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<v Speaker 1>that lady said it on that voicemail, I did not

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<v Speaker 1>like the way that it felt. She said, Hey, little freaky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you keep saying lady, and I don't think it

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<v Speaker 2>was a lady.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not here to gender anyone. That's sort of the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoever it was. Yeah, that feminine voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think we can agree on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, objectively feminine voice called us little Freaky's and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't care for it one bit. Yeah, it's that's tough. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>little Mamas is cool for you. I don't want a name.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we're We're just two men who who you admire?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who are in no way freaky.

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<v Speaker 2>We got an email with the subject line. You pointed

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<v Speaker 2>out this email, very exciting one. It popped subject line

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<v Speaker 2>dollar tree be making porn videos.

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<v Speaker 1>You not going to open that? You gotta check that out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got about five more minute. Yeah, you can do

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<v Speaker 1>some light reading. What's that. I'm in the office working.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know when I'll be finished. I gotten some

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<v Speaker 3>new information. You know what I visured as a dog

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<v Speaker 3>walking in and being like, huh, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to email us a dollar to be making porn

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<v Speaker 2>videos and the person said, what's up, y'all Before we

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<v Speaker 2>even get into this, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Been some time. Yeah, Yeah, I don't go often, do

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<v Speaker 1>you go? Probably was in the last calendar year. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they just have all kinds of shit in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I I don't have any time for perusing anymore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you children, children take away that ability, and so like

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<v Speaker 2>I go to the store completely for function. Damn, they

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<v Speaker 2>can't just pop in, no, and and there's nothing in

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<v Speaker 2>there that like I get it. It probably is cheaper,

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<v Speaker 2>but the the the all the necessities can't be covered.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not making that extra stop to like save

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<v Speaker 2>some money on my dish washing liquid and then have

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<v Speaker 2>to still go to a different store for everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you. Yeah, but I miss it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It used to be my favorite activity with me and

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<v Speaker 2>my mom with like we go to Dolatry and I

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<v Speaker 2>could get like a yeah, some toys, coloring books.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get some weird Yeah, that's the best part.

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<v Speaker 1>You always talk to.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody into throwing some candy in at the end, because

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<v Speaker 2>they got you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>They trap you, say grocery stores, but they really entice

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<v Speaker 2>you at the dollat.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's like messy, like at your like at your kids,

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<v Speaker 1>like a bad kid's house. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship, it felt homish in that way. I could play

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<v Speaker 2>in the a little bit. Yeah, no matter, you just

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<v Speaker 2>tell them up front. They'll be like, that didn't come

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<v Speaker 2>that way, son. I get paid a dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>You are my tree.

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<v Speaker 2>We got an email from from a person named Freddie.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, what's up, y'all, it's your boy, Freddie. I

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<v Speaker 2>like how he talks to us, emailing y'all one more

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<v Speaker 2>time times, he said, But I was being respectful, Freddie.

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<v Speaker 2>I know this probably sounds crazy, but I think the

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<v Speaker 2>store Dollar Tree might be in the porn business. It

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<v Speaker 2>does sound crazy, Freddy. Initially it sounds fucking nuts.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you you're out of your goddamn mind.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm willing to listen. You won't be the first

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<v Speaker 2>crazy person I listened to. So I came across this

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<v Speaker 2>video where Nigga was walking through a store with his

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<v Speaker 2>dick out and kind of trying to get people to

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<v Speaker 2>see it. I ended up going down this rabbit hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Freddie. Yep, I came across this vide now, Freddie,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he didn't see it on Instagram. No, that ain't

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<v Speaker 1>that's not Instagram friendly. That's I think. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>were one of three main sites all with the X

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<v Speaker 1>in the title or two or two or three. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's walking through the store with his dick out and

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<v Speaker 1>kind of trying to get people to see it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>also not good. It's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's also like he's walking through the store. That

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<v Speaker 2>means he has someone filming this for him. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a multiple locations at least trying to give.

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<v Speaker 1>As the third person if it's a porno, probably the

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<v Speaker 1>person who sees it and reacts is also.

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<v Speaker 2>Light sound and actors. Yeah, camera, light sound, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the whole production we're talking about. You're Freddie, So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a sick fuck man. You're You're really on some

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<v Speaker 2>twisted ship here, Freddy.

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<v Speaker 1>And like we've all seen weird porn on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like, but yeah, I've seen people fucking in

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<v Speaker 1>the store on the internet. Sure, but the dollar straight,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's mostly Bodega's that makes more sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever seen those videos? Yeah, would be like

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<v Speaker 1>ahead about yeah, yeah, video, but like actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I have seen that, but that makes more sense.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like one camera and two dudes. It's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I see how you could like feel comfortable enough to

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<v Speaker 2>get away with this in the back real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, I've seen a lot where oh, boy is

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<v Speaker 1>just like it's like this, you know what I mean, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's got the he's yeah, I didn't presume he

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<v Speaker 1>was getting the CCTV footage. Oh okay, No, but you

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<v Speaker 1>said two dudes, two dudes working the store.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there is a big enough staff to hold you

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<v Speaker 2>accountable if you find the right corner to hide your shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but no, I I can't say that I've seen

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<v Speaker 2>any major corporation fucking very.

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<v Speaker 1>People, fucking Walmart too. Walmart, it's a big store. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a big. Dollar Tree is not that big somehow? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that one in Highland Park's pretty big, is it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That might be a General. Yeah, I know dollar Tree

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<v Speaker 1>to be about three to four aisles, trying to think

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Might be a Dollar General. You're right, I

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up anyways, long aisles, but yeah, yeah, three or

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<v Speaker 1>four the Bad Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyway, Freddy goes on to say, so I came

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<v Speaker 2>across this video and them dick out trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>people to see it. I ended up going down this

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<v Speaker 2>rabbit hole where I kept clicking on these videos with

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<v Speaker 2>people doing the same thing. It seems like a couple

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<v Speaker 2>different guys doing the same thing, either flashing their dick

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<v Speaker 2>or sometimes they get jerked off by someone or nut

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<v Speaker 2>on someone. Okay, I mean they go a little crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are three very different things. Yeah, one of those

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<v Speaker 2>is is like flashing, and then the other ones are

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<v Speaker 2>just pornography, and like.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a flashing isn't a car. You can't just be

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<v Speaker 1>going around nutting on people. No, that's we're truly insane.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot more work than I'm sorry continue it's

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<v Speaker 1>the timing is impeccable, That's what I mean. Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know about you, but what it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen, It's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my main problem. That's my biggest critique with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, he says, I mean they go a little crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it's different stories, but the majority of the videos

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<v Speaker 2>happen in dolatry I mean, it's a lot of these

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<v Speaker 2>videos happening in Dolatry, so I know they gotta have

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<v Speaker 2>cameras and all that. So if they putting a stop

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<v Speaker 2>to it and and ain't trying to get the videos

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<v Speaker 2>taken off the internet, they must.

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<v Speaker 1>Be in on it. What y'all think is what Freddy says. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>is it weird if I go to a site and

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<v Speaker 1>I type in dollar tree right now? Uh No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that's weird. I think you can go type

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<v Speaker 1>in dollar tree. I just want to see what happens. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think because I want I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>the amount. If it's just like five videos, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think they're in on it. If it's like a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of video. Yeah. See, this one didn't even show the

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<v Speaker 1>side I went to. Didn't even show any dollar tree. Mm. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm he Freddy sent us an additional email. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's hear that we should talk about this.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, Hey, y'all had to hit you up again

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<v Speaker 2>because I just decided to google this ship while I

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<v Speaker 2>was on my lunch break.

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<v Speaker 5>Yo.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of o's in that Yo. This ship

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<v Speaker 2>is wild. I'm talking about bitches is getting nutted on

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<v Speaker 2>in dollar trees in Houston, Philly, Who the fuck knows

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<v Speaker 2>where else?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now this feels like a Don Julio's Popeye crossover. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the same places. It's a similar rollout. Yeah, me, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, Philly, Who the fuck knows where else?

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<v Speaker 2>Meek Mill is hunting these niggas down dollar trees, dollar

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<v Speaker 2>tree getting sued. Yeah, they definitely got something to do

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<v Speaker 2>with them videos. Y'all need to look into this shit.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he linked a article, a very real article

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<v Speaker 2>from the New York Daily News that says that Meek

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<v Speaker 2>Mill is basically has a bounty out for somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>ejaculated on someone else in a dollar tree. The Meek

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<v Speaker 2>Mill himself is hunting the dollar tree in Philly, in Philly,

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<v Speaker 2>the dollar tree nut Bandit.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he upset that this happened in his city. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell if this is like Meek mil as Batman,

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<v Speaker 2>or if this like happened to his aunt and and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, nah, nobody does that to Genie Mill.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, his name is just really right, thinks Ah damn.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot to take in it. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>lot because it also doesn't seem like your traditional porno.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's just like nutting on people, that feels way

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<v Speaker 1>too I don't understand what Dollar Tree would have to

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<v Speaker 1>gain by this, I guess is where I am with

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of this being an anything other than it

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<v Speaker 1>makes me just feel like maybe Dollar Trees are poorly run.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so that they can you can just go

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<v Speaker 1>in there a nut on somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if I'm if I'm Dollar Tree, what benefit

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<v Speaker 2>do I have in shutting this down? Like they don't

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<v Speaker 2>do any advertising, at least not that I've seen. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't watch Dollar Tree commercials. They are mostly living off

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<v Speaker 2>of the fact that they're a dollar in word of

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<v Speaker 2>mouth in these communities. It can only serve them to

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<v Speaker 2>keep these videos up, which leads me to believe that

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you get a little little bit of a even

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not producing pornography, you're getting a kickback.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think so, because like, I don't think people

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<v Speaker 1>are watching that video and being like, damn, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go a dollar treat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying that, like if I if you have

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<v Speaker 2>to google my shit and more more things pop up,

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<v Speaker 2>it only services people showing up to your your place

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<v Speaker 2>of business.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's all Walmart's success is that we keep repeating

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<v Speaker 2>the name Walmart, even if it's a joke, Walmart, Wally's World,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. Like the whole shit is

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<v Speaker 2>being like Walmart is cheap and sad and for the

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, and for the destitute also

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<v Speaker 2>incredible deal. But everybody still likes Walmart. Dollar Tree loses

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<v Speaker 2>nothing by being the porno dollar store.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I get it's crazy. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess what I met on this is I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately I could see Dollar Tree not doing something. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that that's a good point. I don't think they're

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<v Speaker 1>making it. I don't think they're filming it.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think they're offering up Dollar Tree uh dollar

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<v Speaker 2>Tree footage to make it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they're saying, hey, you can nut in here,

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<v Speaker 1>right right.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so funny if there's a sign that says no shirt,

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<v Speaker 2>no shuice, no service, but go ahead and nothing no nut,

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<v Speaker 2>no service, mo nut no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So I don't think that. I don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>I could see them not doing anything about it, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's like I don't know, we just talked about it.

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<v Speaker 1>When you go into Dollar Tree, it tends to be

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<v Speaker 1>in disarray anyways, right, ships upside down? So what's a

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<v Speaker 1>little nut. Yeah, it's probably peeing the floor. Aren't they carpeted? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's title Florid.

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<v Speaker 2>I at least when I was a kid, I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they were like carpeted and ship. It's not a yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bad situation all together. I guess it's the

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<v Speaker 2>point that, yeah, it's not good. It's not ideal for anybody. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if somebody's in there nothing and doing all kinds of shenanigans,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they have all kinds of crazy things happen

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<v Speaker 2>every day in Dollar Tree.

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<v Speaker 1>They have no reason to be like we. We draw

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<v Speaker 1>the line at niggas showing a dick to people. I

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<v Speaker 1>would once again like to go back to what your

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<v Speaker 1>man was doing when he stumbled across this.

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<v Speaker 2>Freddie, you really gotta you really gotta be honest with us. Freddy,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't lie to us so we can help you

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<v Speaker 2>because you need help.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to make this about like us looking into that,

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<v Speaker 1>when in fact you are part of the problem. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying you're trying Kansas City hustle, Like, look that way,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going.

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<v Speaker 2>That way, You're you're you're the vast majority of the

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<v Speaker 2>clicks on these videos, and you got to reflect on.

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<v Speaker 1>Because like you went down a rabbit hole and then

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<v Speaker 1>what stopped that? Nothing? I think it was the similar

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<v Speaker 1>action to what happened in the Dollar Tree. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he not. And then he was like that was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I welcome to enterprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, ten thirty good good good, still got a whole

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<v Speaker 2>day ahead of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're a sick person. Freddy and and and

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for sending us this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really funny. It's really helpful for us to read it.

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<v Speaker 2>And we pray for for anybody at the Dollar Tree

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<v Speaker 2>who doesn't want to see a dick and doesn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to be nutted on, because apparently them videos are out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's majority of people at Dollar Tree. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would assume, yeah, that don't want to see

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<v Speaker 2>a dick and don't want to be nutted on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's like the most sinister for in a porn too,

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<v Speaker 1>is that. I think that's one of the more sinister

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<v Speaker 1>things that pornography does is. I think it's like it

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<v Speaker 1>makes women seem like they're just like I just need it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. But you ever met a

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<v Speaker 1>dude who thought that bang bus was real and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>h yeah, you know what I mean. It's bad. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I met a grown man older than me one time.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember he's trying to convince me bang Bus was real.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think that was what made the girls

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<v Speaker 2>going wild shit so sad.

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<v Speaker 1>At least for me.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like I, as a kid would see those

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<v Speaker 2>commercials and be like, oh, those women were happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what I mean, Like there was nothing

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have the maturity in the know how to

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<v Speaker 2>recognize that, like, oh they're blackout drunk and being just

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<v Speaker 2>completely manipulated into these weird moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, no, it was white girls having fun home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit was dark too, It's very dark. Well, now

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<v Speaker 1>I find done. Girl's gone wild in a dollar Tree

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<v Speaker 1>with some Don Julio chicken. All I'm saying, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>for a brand partnership. Come on, Don Julio, dollar Tree,

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<v Speaker 1>you're picking your you gotta find some new territory.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the access of evil.

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<v Speaker 2>You're truly on the wrong side of history.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's no, that's terrible, that's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to take a break, all right, Let's take

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<v Speaker 2>a break and when we come back, maybe we'll do

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<v Speaker 2>one more email or yeah, we got time. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take a break. More David, more Langs than more.

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<v Speaker 1>My mama told me ugly, you're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me two hundred dollars. Matter of fact, make it three.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back, and we want your money. We want your

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<v Speaker 1>money real bad. I'd like we have a voicemail. We

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<v Speaker 1>have we have a series, a series of voicemails.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we get into it, I would like to point

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<v Speaker 2>out that Olivia's messaged us regarding the Dollar Tree porn

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<v Speaker 2>conversation that we just got out of. Olivia sent us

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<v Speaker 2>a message that says, and I'm quoting here, there seems

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<v Speaker 2>to be a Dollar Tree porn video section on porn hub.

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<v Speaker 1>F yi, Oh what were you doing, Olivia? You just

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<v Speaker 1>happened upon the video. There's a section, there's a whole

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<v Speaker 1>section apparently. I feel like, for research purposes, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Should figure this out. Yeah, yeah, there's no law against

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<v Speaker 2>going on porn hub and looking up dollartry.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, you should maybe do it on your I

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<v Speaker 1>just got my shit set up. Yeah. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>want to corrupt my myself with this, but I am

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen years or older and this is nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good for them Dollar Tree. It really starts you off.

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<v Speaker 1>Wild on the old porn hub. I've never been a

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<v Speaker 1>porn hub guy. Me neither. This ain't this ain't where

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<v Speaker 1>I be at. That's not my not my neighborhood. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>here it is Dollar Tree porn videos. How do we

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<v Speaker 1>do this so that they can't see? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that they're gonna be able to see. Oh sh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's it's definitely a certain race.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ebony freak caught fucking at Dollar Tree. There's also

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<v Speaker 2>using my clit sucker and flashing at Dollar Tree. Then

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<v Speaker 2>there's a bunch of videos of dudes fucking trees. WHOA

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<v Speaker 2>this dude really is.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of a tree? He said. Goddamn. Yep, there's not

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<v Speaker 1>there's not that much. I want to describe it as

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<v Speaker 1>a section. This is not that much.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like a few videos and it's mostly what appears

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<v Speaker 2>to be the same lady, Maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to categories. Is there a categories. We've got ebony,

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<v Speaker 1>We've got bb W, We've got some whole female, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Cream pie. Of course, who could forget America's favorite pastime,

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<v Speaker 2>cream pie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they don't have a dollar tree section.

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<v Speaker 2>Hardcore Japanese music. It goes mature, milk, muscular man music,

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<v Speaker 2>old young.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not seeing this isn't in alphabetic order, and there

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't seem to be an entire section dedicated to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can hate the way porn looks. What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that pornocyites look like it looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom wall to me, like covered in graffiti. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like smart smashing together. I don't like it. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like that's why I don't. I can't even I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even look I look at it on my phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even look at it at the side, Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>too big.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard to process that much all at once. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the way that that feels, I get why people start

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<v Speaker 2>to become desensitized to the act because you're just you

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<v Speaker 2>see literally everything, even if your preference is not like

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<v Speaker 2>the crazy shit they throw you the crazy shit right

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<v Speaker 2>when you get there just to test them waters.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the ads on top of it. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like the whole it's like it's over stimulating,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's on top of like the color. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just like it's just it's I just I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really think it is, like I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>ride for like porno is like an art form or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's kind of trash. But you let me

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<v Speaker 1>ask this.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think that there's uh that the artistry is

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<v Speaker 2>also buried under sort of like the the you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the over saturated, the over fucking capitalization of the websites.

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<v Speaker 2>They like, the videos themselves could be artistry, but they

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<v Speaker 2>they're just buried on these fucking horrible websites that show

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<v Speaker 2>you everything at once.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean possibly, but I think that we make excuses

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<v Speaker 1>because we're nutting. These aren't good movies. Well no, they're

0:24:42.200 --> 0:24:48.560
<v Speaker 1>horrible movies, yeah, but effective movies for nutting. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So as somebody you saw on the street, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you didn't have porno, you would still be able

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<v Speaker 1>to not it's not achieving a very difficult thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But I would say and I'm surprised that I

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<v Speaker 2>feel this passionately about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But soft core porn on I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I don't watch softcore porn. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>like sitting around we were talking about a preference.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not googling.

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<v Speaker 2>Porn hubsoft. You're being crazy. I prefer it did not

0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:34.800
<v Speaker 2>be graphic cream pies. This is what I'm saying. But

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<v Speaker 2>more importantly, I'm saying that, like, to me, part of

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<v Speaker 2>the artistry is being able to create circumstances where you mean,

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<v Speaker 2>any random person could nut from a single video, and

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<v Speaker 2>that it requires length, it requires a sort of like

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<v Speaker 2>commitment to different like positions and styles and fucking sort

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<v Speaker 2>of allowing people to see themselves in these individual like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, Like I thinking, I think

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<v Speaker 1>these people.

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<v Speaker 2>While it's not an art I hope to replicate, I

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<v Speaker 2>do acknowledge it is an art form.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's kind of I think it's smart. I

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<v Speaker 1>think smart can't be like I like it better. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think there's more of a case for the

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<v Speaker 1>amateur of the stuff that people make themselves than the

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<v Speaker 1>highly produced I'm stuck or whatever.

0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:24.880
<v Speaker 2>No, Yeah, I think it's art in the same way

0:26:24.920 --> 0:26:27.880
<v Speaker 2>that Tyler Perry is art. It's meant to serve an audience,

0:26:27.920 --> 0:26:32.040
<v Speaker 2>and it serves it effectively, even though I don't find

0:26:32.080 --> 0:26:35.119
<v Speaker 2>it to be Uh, you know the mark of anyone's talent.

0:26:35.520 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Mhm, I hate that ship. Yeah, I get it.

0:26:39.080 --> 0:26:41.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not defending the videos. I will watch

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 2>them with you later if you'd like.

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>But I like music. I gotta know about you guys.

0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I think that pit is gone now. I go to

0:26:53.880 --> 0:26:55.680
<v Speaker 1>a pornhub for the latest drops.

0:26:56.280 --> 0:26:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Stop releasing on SoundCloud.

0:26:58.240 --> 0:27:00.800
<v Speaker 1>We're listening on porn him Yeah, come on go where

0:27:00.840 --> 0:27:04.280
<v Speaker 1>your audience is your core audience. They're jacking on. We

0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 1>over on point right next to muscular men.

0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:12.959
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

0:27:13.760 --> 0:27:16.040
<v Speaker 1>We got a voice mail. We got a voicemail. I

0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:18.040
<v Speaker 1>think that's where we left off. I don't know how

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:20.760
<v Speaker 1>we ended up on porn up. I didn't start today

0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 1>when I woke up. Yep. I didn't think I was

0:27:23.840 --> 0:27:27.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna see porn with you. No, I didn't see that coming.

0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Didn't cross my mind once. No, not at all. But

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:32.840
<v Speaker 1>we we saw some stuff and we're I think better

0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:36.240
<v Speaker 1>for it. Yeah, nothing in my genre really? What's your

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:42.359
<v Speaker 1>what would you describe as your genre? Large okay, and uh,

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:47.720
<v Speaker 1>and the BBW didn't cover cover that I didn't see. Oh,

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I also didn't see the spectrum of color that I like.

0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:55.080
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I think so, I don't like the way you say it,

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:01.959
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? I was very respective. You're

0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:04.480
<v Speaker 2>being very like coded in a way that makes it

0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 2>feel like you got a part of this spectrum that

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm not quite queued in on.

0:28:09.560 --> 0:28:11.600
<v Speaker 1>But no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:21.280
<v Speaker 1>think we probably cross paths. Yeah, I hear you.

0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 2>We got an email, a voicemail. Yeah, let's please, we

0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:27.080
<v Speaker 2>should play this before we feel.

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:31.359
<v Speaker 1>More uncomfortable to this. Who knows who sent this? But

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:32.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited to hear it.

0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:36.159
<v Speaker 5>Here we go, like, bitch, what is that?

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Hold on? She crazy? What was that? To be fair,

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard the email or I've never heard the voicemail? Yeah?

0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Have you? This is? This is I've heard this before. Yeah,

0:28:49.520 --> 0:28:51.239
<v Speaker 1>but no, no, no, I've never heard what happens when

0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 1>you call the voicemail? Oh like what we say to them? Yeah,

0:28:55.520 --> 0:29:00.280
<v Speaker 1>we said something probably not nice. Let's let's let's pull it.

0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:04.280
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna call the number? Just the yeah, because I

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know what she's laughing at I don't know either,

0:29:06.600 --> 0:29:09.040
<v Speaker 1>but it didn't feel connected to something we did. But

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:15.520
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'm wrong. Hey, this is David Body and you've

0:29:15.560 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 1>reached them. My mama told me nasty hotline. It's the

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 1>bests hot mind that ever was. So if you want

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:25.680
<v Speaker 1>to ask us a question or say some nasty ship,

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 1>leave us some messages the beat, you freak bitch.

0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, So you say you said something pretty fucked

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:49.320
<v Speaker 2>up to them, and now we're a little freaky. So

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 2>this is really you're doing.

0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I think that you're going out on the little bit.

0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:55.320
<v Speaker 2>You really fucked us here. I don't think I go

0:29:55.520 --> 0:29:57.480
<v Speaker 2>so far as to say I think that this is

0:29:57.720 --> 0:30:02.680
<v Speaker 2>just well, now I understand why this person came on

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:03.080
<v Speaker 2>this way.

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:06.320
<v Speaker 1>But let's let's go up that nigga from a congo.

0:30:06.640 --> 0:30:12.000
<v Speaker 5>How you doing anyway? Here? Is what my mama told me.

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:19.200
<v Speaker 5>Don't dam told me that black air force energy is real.

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 1>And.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's talk a little bit. And I don't like

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:26.760
<v Speaker 2>the sound effects that she's doing. I kind of like

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:31.080
<v Speaker 2>you're into the sound. Okay, I think she could work

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:31.960
<v Speaker 2>on it, but that's fine.

0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:36.479
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:30:37.000 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 2>She She immediately is saying black air Force energy is real.

0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 2>That leads me to the question, do you believe in

0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 2>black force at Black Air Force and one air energy?

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 1>And if so, tell the people why not even just

0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Black air Force energy? Black sneaker energy in general, I

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>think has always carried a sinister tone. I don't know

0:30:58.200 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>how to explain it. You just feel it, like and

0:31:00.400 --> 0:31:03.240
<v Speaker 1>especially because we came up in a heavy white shoe era,

0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:08.480
<v Speaker 1>right like what starting probably junior high school gauge. Yeah,

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I would say white air Force ones working for a

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:19.280
<v Speaker 1>long time throughout my youth. Yeah, same, same, same.

0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 5>But you.

0:31:23.840 --> 0:31:28.000
<v Speaker 1>There's something about when the coach or when what's generally

0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:32.200
<v Speaker 1>promoted as cool is like white or colorful and bright,

0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:36.040
<v Speaker 1>the hard switch on that color palette does make you

0:31:36.200 --> 0:31:39.200
<v Speaker 1>feel like something. Yeah, you know what I mean. I

0:31:39.440 --> 0:31:41.440
<v Speaker 1>know about you know, you had your black shoes on.

0:31:41.520 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Remember that when the black Tea song came out, Gucci

0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Man just talking about Yeah that's all I was scary. Yeah,

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Gucci Man had a lot of scary years. Yeah, it's

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>just like bro it is a bad guy. Yeah, it's

0:31:57.440 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 1>a monster. But no, I think there's even there's something

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 1>to even even if you you ever find yourself accidentally

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:08.720
<v Speaker 1>like wearing all black. There's just something to that where

0:32:08.760 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 1>you feel really suited and booted in a way, right,

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:13.400
<v Speaker 1>And I think black air force ones make you feel

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:16.240
<v Speaker 1>that way definitely. And you're saying that that energy then

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 1>carries to your brain and causes you to behave differently

0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 1>than you would have if you were dressed in all white.

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't think completely, but a little bit yeah. Interesting.

0:32:27.840 --> 0:32:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't disagree. I definitely don't think it's it's as

0:32:34.200 --> 0:32:37.400
<v Speaker 2>much a part of our our our shared consciousness as

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:41.600
<v Speaker 2>is often implied. But I do think something subconscious happens

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 2>when you're like, nah, these won't scuff as easy, you

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:47.840
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like these won't the dirt won't show.

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Then makes you feel like you could be a little

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:55.719
<v Speaker 2>more reckless. Yeah, and with that recklessness comes misbehavior, fighting,

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:57.000
<v Speaker 2>cussing all the time.

0:32:57.240 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 1>And I feel like the idea of even wearing all

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 1>black seems like a more almost like tactical choice. Yeah,

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:11.640
<v Speaker 1>it seems like it's extreme function. We're wearing all white

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:15.680
<v Speaker 1>seems not functional. It's the functional outfits you can put exactly.

0:33:16.040 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 1>It feels like sort of based in like that idea

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 1>of like peacocky or whatever. Where all black feels like

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:28.520
<v Speaker 1>business like I'm doing I'm doing something like I'm on

0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>a mission. It feels like a mission in the same

0:33:31.200 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 1>way like lacing up like all black combat boots or something, right,

0:33:36.000 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 1>not all white combots back boots, you know what I mean.

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 2>Nobody's lacing those bad boys up unless you're fighting in

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:46.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking the that snow planet. Oh yeah, Star Wars.

0:33:46.600 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, everybody else's yeah, there you go. Yeah, I'm

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:55.160
<v Speaker 1>not heard. I don't even know I had. Is that

0:33:55.760 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>really where they were at? It's one of them. I

0:33:57.560 --> 0:34:01.080
<v Speaker 1>know it's one of them. It's the best I could

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 1>do on short fair enough.

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't have sprung that on you.

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, she's got other ship going on.

0:34:07.280 --> 0:34:11.440
<v Speaker 5>Yes, Black air Force energy is real. Basically, if you

0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:14.720
<v Speaker 5>buy you a pair of Black Air Forces low tops,

0:34:15.200 --> 0:34:18.080
<v Speaker 5>black streams, you will become a criminal.

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:19.320
<v Speaker 1>That's it.

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:25.200
<v Speaker 5>Everyone in out there used to wear Black Air Forces okay,

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:30.080
<v Speaker 5>laced up, hide in a bow and tight criminals. They

0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:32.800
<v Speaker 5>also used to come with backpacks on too, in a

0:34:32.920 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 5>ski mask.

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:35.840
<v Speaker 1>However, Okay, let's.

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:39.279
<v Speaker 6>Pause for a second. At some point, these are just

0:34:39.400 --> 0:34:43.439
<v Speaker 6>crying tools. Yeah, you're not storrying to redress a slim

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 6>jam in the guard and as saying, bitch, give me

0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:49.280
<v Speaker 6>your money. If you say bitch, give me your money.

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:58.520
<v Speaker 1>You're a criminal. We had cans of bear maids and

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:01.600
<v Speaker 1>they're friends with a man named No. They all have

0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:06.520
<v Speaker 1>butterfly knives. Did you ever have a butterfly knife?

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:06.640
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:10.280
<v Speaker 2>I never had a cool knife. I've had like Swiss

0:35:10.440 --> 0:35:13.839
<v Speaker 2>army knives. That's not a stab, it's not. I mean

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:16.120
<v Speaker 2>you when you're a kid, you keep it in your

0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 2>pocket and pretend like it could be.

0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:19.919
<v Speaker 1>But but I'm talking about you. Remember when people start

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 1>carrying the real knives, were like, No, I know what

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 1>you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wasn't around kids who

0:35:25.040 --> 0:35:27.480
<v Speaker 1>had him. But but nah, I was never brave enough

0:35:27.560 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 1>to to dabble. Were you a butterfly knife guy?

0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:31.960
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 1>I had one that I got it like the fair. No,

0:35:35.520 --> 0:35:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I got it from the Mexican swapped me. Oh, because

0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:40.799
<v Speaker 1>you could used to be able. There's like a knife guy. Sure,

0:35:41.000 --> 0:35:42.920
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Yeah, but I never was

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:45.400
<v Speaker 1>good at it, like the motion of like cause you

0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 1>like hang it down and then you flip it out

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:51.800
<v Speaker 1>and then over and catch it some shit like that.

0:35:52.160 --> 0:35:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I was very good at it though. Did you ever

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:57.920
<v Speaker 1>cut yourself trying? Yeah, yeah, but mine wasn't two sided,

0:35:57.960 --> 0:36:01.200
<v Speaker 1>it was just one sided the jack cut. Yeah, they

0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:03.080
<v Speaker 1>have the they have the two sided ones. That's what

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 1>scares me. I don't want to cut myself. Yeah, yeah, no,

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:07.680
<v Speaker 1>that's not worth it. And it's like, well I can

0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:10.080
<v Speaker 1>get some more. I'm gonna get pussy because I could

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:12.840
<v Speaker 1>do a butterfly knife. Honestly, no, yeah, no, it's not

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:17.799
<v Speaker 1>really scares Yeah, it's because it sucks. Of course, it's

0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 1>as it should.

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:21.920
<v Speaker 2>I think a man with a knife for no reason

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:23.160
<v Speaker 2>is pretty terrifying.

0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:25.719
<v Speaker 1>A kid kind of makes sense. A man with the

0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 1>knife is the worst. It's real unnerving. If you're thirty plus. Honestly,

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:36.160
<v Speaker 1>it's better if you have a gun. Yeah, I really

0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:39.520
<v Speaker 1>think so, Yeah, over thirty years old. Yeah, it is

0:36:39.719 --> 0:36:41.400
<v Speaker 1>less weird if you have a gun than if you

0:36:41.520 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 1>have a knife.

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't disagree with you. Like a for real cutting knife,

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:49.320
<v Speaker 2>not a like a for real stabby stabby knife, not

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 2>not We're not just talking about like a knife at

0:36:51.760 --> 0:36:55.440
<v Speaker 2>work because it's functional. A box cutter, yeah, I mean,

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 2>like a legit knife is terrifying. Yeah, if you have

0:36:58.680 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 2>the ship with the little clip on the outside.

0:37:01.040 --> 0:37:06.719
<v Speaker 1>That's scary, not the one with the sheet, yea one

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:09.640
<v Speaker 1>with the sheet. You actually are a killer, you or

0:37:09.760 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 1>you're like a woodsman, you're right, you know, like you're

0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:17.480
<v Speaker 1>mad country. I mean you kill animals. Oh yeah, and

0:37:17.560 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 1>then that's less weird. But if you just got that

0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:28.879
<v Speaker 1>little clippy clippy Remington Joy, you know what I'm yeah, yeah,

0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 1>hang it up.

0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:45.160
<v Speaker 2>She's describing a lot of details of what I agree

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:48.160
<v Speaker 2>are criminals, but that doesn't seem specific to the Black

0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:49.479
<v Speaker 2>airs for air Force ones.

0:37:49.840 --> 0:37:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Let's continue.

0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:53.640
<v Speaker 5>This is why I know Black air Force Energy is real.

0:37:54.239 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 5>They don't sell them in the stores anymore. You cannot

0:37:57.040 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 5>find them in the stores. The only way to get

0:37:58.600 --> 0:37:59.760
<v Speaker 5>a pair of Black air Forces.

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:02.800
<v Speaker 1>And now it's a cliffhanger because she she leaves the

0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:05.440
<v Speaker 1>second l is ma'am. She came back. She came back.

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:07.919
<v Speaker 2>It's not the only place you can find them. She's

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 2>gonna tell us, uh huh.

0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 5>So this is the two part message because a minute

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 5>and it's not enough time for me. So I'm gonna

0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:16.040
<v Speaker 5>talk really fast, and you have to just low it

0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 5>down because I also know lengths and ain't gonna do

0:38:18.040 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 5>that much research into this topic. But no, no, you

0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:22.120
<v Speaker 5>can't get the Black Air Forces online anymore. You have

0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:24.239
<v Speaker 5>to you, I mean you have to go to You

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:25.920
<v Speaker 5>have to get them online. You cannot get them in

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:27.799
<v Speaker 5>the store. When you put them things on, you will

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 5>start to steal. I started to do it, and don't

0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:33.960
<v Speaker 5>black You're maybe, But here's the thing. I put some

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:37.319
<v Speaker 5>Black Air Forces on and I'm promising, I literally could

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:39.719
<v Speaker 5>not stop, and it just comes upon you. Go buy

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:41.759
<v Speaker 5>you some Black Air Forces and see what happens. Do

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:45.399
<v Speaker 5>some research on TikTok before it's canceled or band or whatever,

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 5>and see what people say about black air Forces and

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:49.920
<v Speaker 5>believe it or not. I was about to pay my

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 5>Black Air Force is even black earth?

0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:38:52.719 --> 0:38:53.680
<v Speaker 5>And uh that's a.

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Ma'am. I think you might just be a criminal psychopath.

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:04.680
<v Speaker 1>You're they weren't black enough? How do you paint it blacker?

0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:08.480
<v Speaker 2>You were like these, I need a I need a matte?

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<v Speaker 2>Black is like, what the fuck? It's the blackest that

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<v Speaker 2>that we make. There's no darker than Black Air Force ones.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what she means by that. It's truly

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<v Speaker 1>the darker. I can't think of a shoe that's darker.

0:39:24.280 --> 0:39:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what she was gonna paint on blacker.

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:30.120
<v Speaker 1>This woman, I think she is a criminal. I do

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<v Speaker 1>think there is a level of a lot of times,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when you're younger, goody kids can't dress well and

0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:47.720
<v Speaker 1>all black is an intimidating Uh, it's like an easier

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:50.839
<v Speaker 1>persona to adapt to get you know what I mean?

0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Just no, I just wear all black. I'm a tough guy. Yeah,

0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:59.000
<v Speaker 1>that's a lot easier. Fashion is uh an art of vulnerability.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you you know what I mean? Oh, I'm not address.

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:06.239
<v Speaker 1>I just mean that. Like, I just mean that.

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:09.360
<v Speaker 2>Like anytime you put on something that is not within

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<v Speaker 2>like your your wheelhouse right inside of your pocket, be

0:40:13.400 --> 0:40:17.399
<v Speaker 2>it all black, with a T shirt, whatever, anytime you're

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 2>putting on something extra, you are being.

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<v Speaker 1>More vulnerable with the world than you were the moments before. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I really never thought about it that way. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's what fact.

0:40:27.920 --> 0:40:32.839
<v Speaker 2>That's why people celebrate fashion innovation certainly is people being

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<v Speaker 2>able to figure out something that we weren't.

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:38.319
<v Speaker 1>Comfortable putting on and then you make it attractive. Why

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:40.600
<v Speaker 1>they talk about it in terms of like being daring.

0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:44.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's daring, it's interesting, it's sort of challenging the

0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 2>things that we expected. All of those things are what

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:51.719
<v Speaker 2>make fashion valuable. And it also for a person that's

0:40:51.880 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 2>like truly not trying to share themselves, that's fucking scary, right,

0:40:57.320 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 2>And so yeah, if you're all black, you're never finding

0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:04.640
<v Speaker 2>yourself in a moment of vulnerability, of feeling like, oh no,

0:41:04.800 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm exposed, what will.

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 1>People think of me? I mean, I think it also

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:13.120
<v Speaker 1>just feels like a rebellion against that, because fashion does

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:18.200
<v Speaker 1>feel like the status quo a lot of times, especially

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:22.640
<v Speaker 1>when you are younger. Yeah, and the rebellion of that

0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:24.719
<v Speaker 1>feels good, you know what I mean. Yeah, it makes you,

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 1>It gives you agency. Yeah, like maybe these kids are

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:31.359
<v Speaker 1>maybe they're not criminals, maybe they're just black emos yeah

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:35.720
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. The white people. Yeah, that's not a criminal.

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 1>He just said, you said God, which maybe though if

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:41.879
<v Speaker 1>you check. Yeah, a lot of those kids acting out

0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:45.040
<v Speaker 1>gets you a king who can do both? Come on? Yeah, no,

0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I agree.

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:49.759
<v Speaker 2>I do think I do wonder how much of this

0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:53.880
<v Speaker 2>is just people struggling to participate in like the grander

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:57.839
<v Speaker 2>conversation of fashion and whatever. But then on the other hand,

0:41:57.880 --> 0:42:00.920
<v Speaker 2>I do go a lot of fights I've seen it

0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:02.440
<v Speaker 2>was a naked wearing black air force.

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<v Speaker 1>So and just like when you're all masked up, that

0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:09.879
<v Speaker 1>does like you do feel that energy. Wearing all black

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:13.560
<v Speaker 1>is an energy that you bring to to whatever you're doing.

0:42:13.719 --> 0:42:15.280
<v Speaker 1>That is it feels athletic.

0:42:16.280 --> 0:42:20.000
<v Speaker 2>It feel yeah like if I had to run in

0:42:20.239 --> 0:42:23.440
<v Speaker 2>in my street clothes, I feel like I'd be fastest

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:25.920
<v Speaker 2>in all black. Yeah, I mean I think it feels

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:29.760
<v Speaker 2>it feels uniform in a way. It feels like soldier

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:32.560
<v Speaker 2>soldier adjacent. Yeah, you know what I mean.

0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 1>I feel really suited and booted. Damn Well, I'm sure

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:41.799
<v Speaker 1>she's got more to say, but she steals. She does.

0:42:41.960 --> 0:42:43.439
<v Speaker 1>She's a criminal. No, this is a bad lady.

0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:48.080
<v Speaker 2>I say, yeah, well according to the law.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's all I had to say, because now unless

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:52.400
<v Speaker 5>my train of thought, because you only give me a

0:42:52.440 --> 0:42:54.760
<v Speaker 5>minute and a half to tell the story when Langston

0:42:54.800 --> 0:42:56.239
<v Speaker 5>don't do no research, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, let's write a fucking minute. That's the way, a

0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:01.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking minute.

0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Let's just down. You're being nasty.

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:11.600
<v Speaker 2>You're speaking nasty about me, and I don't.

0:43:11.680 --> 0:43:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. First of all, she called you up by

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:17.520
<v Speaker 1>name twice twice. I do research.

0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:21.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm literally the only one that does do research. Sure,

0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 4>David doesn't help at all, and I won't start. And

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:27.760
<v Speaker 4>so if you are upset about me not doing research

0:43:27.840 --> 0:43:31.480
<v Speaker 4>on this subject, fine, that's fine. No I'm not looking

0:43:31.560 --> 0:43:34.520
<v Speaker 4>it up. I'm hearing this for the second time. I'm

0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:35.319
<v Speaker 4>not looking it up.

0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:36.400
<v Speaker 1>That's fine.

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:40.200
<v Speaker 2>But for you to somehow make this exclusively my problem

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:41.360
<v Speaker 2>is insane.

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:44.640
<v Speaker 1>You're being nasty and I don't care for your attitude. Yeah,

0:43:44.800 --> 0:43:48.120
<v Speaker 1>that's really interesting. Maybe that was holdover from before I

0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:52.680
<v Speaker 1>got here. No, no, it's not. This is a nasty

0:43:52.840 --> 0:43:59.160
<v Speaker 1>person who steals and I don't care for her attitude.

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Let's here's your the way it goes.

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:04.040
<v Speaker 5>I love the podcasts, and get you a pair of

0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:07.360
<v Speaker 5>Black Air Force shoes, get to a bear of Black

0:44:07.440 --> 0:44:10.280
<v Speaker 5>Air Forces, and I promise you y'all niggas to be famous.

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:13.040
<v Speaker 1>All right, that's a Now the tables have turned. That's

0:44:13.080 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 1>a weird threat right at the end, that we could

0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 1>get famous from from wearing the Black Air Forces.

0:44:19.120 --> 0:44:21.359
<v Speaker 2>That's not what's been promised this entire time.

0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:23.879
<v Speaker 1>I have been thinking that I need to do bad

0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:24.719
<v Speaker 1>to get good.

0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:28.239
<v Speaker 2>We've talked about that a little bit. Yeah, yeah, we

0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:31.560
<v Speaker 2>have talked about that before. We say a lot that

0:44:31.719 --> 0:44:33.919
<v Speaker 2>this podcast would be a lot bigger if we would

0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:37.400
<v Speaker 2>just be intentionally mean to groups.

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:39.359
<v Speaker 1>But I am wearing black shoes right now? What color

0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 1>your shoes? Uh? All the all the colors. My man's

0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:46.560
<v Speaker 1>vulnerable right now. You can't see what's under the table.

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Somebody's vulnerable. Son, I'm literally every collar.

0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Were black, force they got pink tongues. Uh.

0:44:59.800 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 1>So how do you feel about this? Then?

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:07.080
<v Speaker 2>I definitely think when I am wearing all black, I

0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:11.440
<v Speaker 2>feel the most sort of equipped for some kind of

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:16.960
<v Speaker 2>physical altercation, some kind of like Yeah, it does sort

0:45:17.000 --> 0:45:20.319
<v Speaker 2>of reek of an energy of like sort of physicality

0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:24.520
<v Speaker 2>and protectiveness. Fucking defenses are up when I'm wearing all black. Yeah,

0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:28.960
<v Speaker 2>And I wonder if everybody experiences that and they have

0:45:29.160 --> 0:45:33.759
<v Speaker 2>an instinct for criminality, if that just is it's just

0:45:33.880 --> 0:45:35.520
<v Speaker 2>helping them along in their shit.

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:38.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think partially. I think part of it does

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:41.920
<v Speaker 1>just lend itself to that. A lot of times those

0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 1>kids can't dress good, and I mean when I will,

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:48.440
<v Speaker 1>I also remember kids like when I was like like

0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:50.800
<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid like seveneenth grade and Aurora

0:45:50.920 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 1>specifically kids being like to go out at night, like

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:57.720
<v Speaker 1>we got a mask up and they were all black. Yeah,

0:45:58.120 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. So I think it's like

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:03.880
<v Speaker 1>the idea, yea of wearing all black is the the

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:08.560
<v Speaker 1>hidden element or whatever. The it's notice the opposite of peacocking.

0:46:08.719 --> 0:46:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Like I said before, No, I think that's what it

0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:13.200
<v Speaker 1>lends itself to a lot. And then I think it's

0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:17.040
<v Speaker 1>like once people started saying it, then it's like that also,

0:46:17.440 --> 0:46:18.680
<v Speaker 1>but this woman steals.

0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:19.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:46:19.880 --> 0:46:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I think.

0:46:24.200 --> 0:46:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I think there's a world where we have created this

0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:32.400
<v Speaker 2>truth through community and sort of like you know, just

0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:35.719
<v Speaker 2>repeating it. It is it be lore becomes truth if

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:39.399
<v Speaker 2>we say it enough. I think, on the other hand,

0:46:39.760 --> 0:46:43.520
<v Speaker 2>what it feels most true is this lady got some

0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 2>bad shit she'd be doing.

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But also I think the idea of like the

0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:51.879
<v Speaker 1>bad guy wearing black is not new. I think that's

0:46:51.960 --> 0:46:55.000
<v Speaker 1>like a trope that goes back is forever. It makes

0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:55.680
<v Speaker 1>the most sense.

0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:59.799
<v Speaker 2>You gotta steal, especially burglarizing, you gotta be dark.

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:03.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I don't know why you worded it that

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm in.

0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Dark uh presenting, I meant your clothes. But sure, let's

0:47:08.080 --> 0:47:13.360
<v Speaker 2>let's nitpig. I'm not I haven't already started a racial uprising.

0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:17.640
<v Speaker 1>On the internet. I'll previous video. Yeah, send me down

0:47:17.719 --> 0:47:23.320
<v Speaker 1>the river, David, send me down the fucking river yet again,

0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:25.319
<v Speaker 1>leave me out to dry.

0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I was with you on that black I was with

0:47:28.320 --> 0:47:30.799
<v Speaker 2>you on that thing. You know what the funk I meant?

0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:32.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, I mean you gotta be a darky.

0:47:34.840 --> 0:47:37.960
<v Speaker 1>That happens and then I come, I come forward, and

0:47:38.080 --> 0:47:41.239
<v Speaker 1>then you say some ship like now every open your

0:47:41.360 --> 0:47:45.879
<v Speaker 1>art for real and I see what's in there is black, yeah,

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:49.840
<v Speaker 1>but not the way you want it to be. Is

0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:52.719
<v Speaker 1>the color of those shoes. That's what it is. What

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:57.960
<v Speaker 1>she painted her shoes to be. Yo, double black. That's

0:47:58.040 --> 0:48:02.000
<v Speaker 1>so double and just drop that in like we weren't

0:48:02.000 --> 0:48:03.640
<v Speaker 1>going to be Like, what the fuck does that mean?

0:48:04.160 --> 0:48:08.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm never trying to paint my shoes anything. That's so crazy. Oh,

0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:10.800
<v Speaker 1>I like it though. Sending another email if you're listening,

0:48:10.920 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm good on you. So we are.

0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:13.319
<v Speaker 2>We had enough.

0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:18.160
<v Speaker 1>This is great. I think we did it. Yeah, I

0:48:18.160 --> 0:48:18.759
<v Speaker 1>think we did something.

0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I think I think if you have black air Force ones,

0:48:21.640 --> 0:48:23.799
<v Speaker 2>if you are planning on buying Black air Force ones,

0:48:23.800 --> 0:48:27.360
<v Speaker 2>apparently you can't get them in stores anymore, so go

0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:32.000
<v Speaker 2>to those illicit websites. I'm sure porn Hub has a

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:36.400
<v Speaker 2>has their version of it. That's it's right next to

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Dallatry is buying Black Air Force ones uh and and

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:43.799
<v Speaker 2>have a good day. You want to tell the people

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:44.600
<v Speaker 2>where they can find you.

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:49.359
<v Speaker 1>Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,

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<v Speaker 1>backslash David Bordie by my special March first, I'm going

0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:55.600
<v Speaker 1>to be in rent in Washington at the Carco Theater

0:48:56.120 --> 0:49:00.000
<v Speaker 1>March thir or fourteenth. I'm going to be in Cincinnati

0:49:00.480 --> 0:49:03.279
<v Speaker 1>at the Comedy Collin Wealth. In March fifteenth, I'm going

0:49:03.320 --> 0:49:07.160
<v Speaker 1>to be at the Comedy Corner Underground. Hell yeah in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

0:49:07.800 --> 0:49:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Go to all those places, go watch David live.

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<v Speaker 2>And as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman

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<v Speaker 2>the Just for Last Festival.

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<v Speaker 1>And then March twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Ninth through the thirty first, i am going to be

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<v Speaker 2>It might be twenty seven through the twenty ninth, I

0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:33.200
<v Speaker 2>don't remember, but either way, in the March, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be at the Vermont Comedy Club performing there. It's going

0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:39.360
<v Speaker 2>to be dope by those tickets as always. If you

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<v Speaker 2>want to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to tell us what the fuck happens

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<v Speaker 2>when you wear those clear Air Force ones, send it

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