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Speaker 1: Can Keep Charles fly on the same plane as William,

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Speaker 1: like to the family? Can William fly on the same

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Speaker 1: plane as his child? Do airs to the throne have

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Speaker 1: to separate when flying? I was wondering that because I

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Speaker 1: know people who won't fly with their spouses or if

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Speaker 1: they have a child with disabilities and want to make

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Speaker 1: sure someone's left to take care of them, they won't

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Speaker 1: fly together. So I'm curious about that. I want to

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Speaker 1: talk about Kathy Hilton for one second. I have not

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Speaker 1: seen the housewives, but I've seen the coverage from the

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Speaker 1: housewives and Kathy Hilton, I think, gets made fun of

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Speaker 1: for wearing like plastic bags and slippers, and I think

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Speaker 1: she's all of us. I mean, I'm always in pajamas.

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Speaker 1: You know that. You know I have my grades showing.

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Speaker 1: You know I don't care. I have nothing to prove.

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Speaker 1: I never had anything to prove. Even when I was poor,

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Speaker 1: I was wearing pimple medicine and flannel cab pajamas, two starbucks,

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Speaker 1: because who cared? I have a pimple, and Kathy just

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Speaker 1: doesn't give a ship. She wants to get dressed up.

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Speaker 1: She can wear her diamonds. She has them. I've seen

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Speaker 1: them and if she wants to wear a plastic bag

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Speaker 1: as a purse, it's her body, her choice and she

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Speaker 1: has nothing to prove. She's a fucking Hilton and she's

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Speaker 1: been a Hilton for decades and she lived in the

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Speaker 1: House the jackline Smith owned. I've been in that house.

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Speaker 1: And she lives in Bel Air and she her daughter's

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Speaker 1: Paris and Nikki and a baron and a Conrad and

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Speaker 1: the game over. Nothing to prove. Go to fucking cut

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Speaker 1: holes in a plastic garbage bags, stick your arms and

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Speaker 1: legs through and and go to a dinner party with that.

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Speaker 1: And I heard people were making fun of her because

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Speaker 1: she had a baked potato with caviare. By the way,

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Speaker 1: Caviare rouss which is the best place ever in central

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Speaker 1: pay and Paris, serves a big steaming buttery potato with

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Speaker 1: cremfre and caviare and it's the best fucking thing you've

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Speaker 1: ever eaten. When I've done that, I've done half a

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Speaker 1: potato with Cavia. The also get it, get it. The

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Speaker 1: girls that don't don't. Cathy wants to wear her hotel slippers.

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Speaker 1: Rock on with your bad self. That's all I have

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Speaker 1: to know. I don't know anything else. You could hate her,

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Speaker 1: you could love her. I'm just saying if people are

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Speaker 1: making fun of the way that she dresses and the

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Speaker 1: stuff that she does, she wins the game. She has

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Speaker 1: nothing to prove. She doesn't have to put rames bags

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Speaker 1: in the middle of tables to be right in front

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Speaker 1: of the camera and scenes in cars. Put it right

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Speaker 1: in front of the camera in scenes. She doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to put she doesn't have to vegazzle her vaginata with

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Speaker 1: big giant interlocking gees. In case we haven't heard of

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Speaker 1: the brand, Gucci or Valentino or Chanel or C's or

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Speaker 1: dgs or Fendi's, we get it. She's not sucking plastering

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Speaker 1: herself in in Logo Tattoos. How uninteresting is that? How

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Speaker 1: insecure do you have to be to wear a head

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Speaker 1: to toe logos? We know we've heard of the brand

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Speaker 1: Paul and I make. I make a joke to Paul

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Speaker 1: all the time. Someone will be wearing a Valenciaga sweatshirt

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Speaker 1: across their shirt or Gucci with giant cheese. I'll say

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Speaker 1: to Paul, I think that might be a do you

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Speaker 1: think that who makes that sweatshirt? It says Valencia enjoyant capital.

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Speaker 1: Who makes that? We can't tell whose sweatshirt are you wearing?

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Speaker 1: How fucking insecure and label label horrors are you? So

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Speaker 1: Cathy Hilton Wears Hilton slippers and, like when I told Luan,

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Speaker 1: who made fun of me for wearing my car shrink

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Speaker 1: wrapped in skinny girl mark at the hotel, it's actually

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Speaker 1: fucking making you money. While these girls have to Brag

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Speaker 1: and show off what money they have and pretend you've

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Speaker 1: got the real money and your Hilton slippers, you're doing

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Speaker 1: a billboard for your slip for your fucking hotel on television.

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Speaker 1: I was doing a billboard for skinny girl. I don't

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Speaker 1: see nobody else on that show who owns a Hilton

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Speaker 1: or was on the cover of forms magazine. So sit

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Speaker 1: the funk down, shut the funk up, put your big

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Speaker 1: burke in right in front of the camera and go

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Speaker 1: for the low hanging, for Cathy's got the real money.

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Speaker 1: Kathy doesn't have to put a burke in in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the table as a centerpiece, right in front

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Speaker 1: of the camera. Why? She has massive, gorgeous centerpieces in

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Speaker 1: the house. She has faberge eggs and judith liber bags

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Speaker 1: and diamonds of the way. I've seen them all. She

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Speaker 1: could wear her fuzzy fucking slippers and carry a plastic

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Speaker 1: bag as a purse all she goddamn wants. Don't for

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Speaker 1: Cathy to semi a Berkin. As a result of that rant,

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Speaker 1: Kate is transitioning into Queen. We're watching the transition happen.

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Speaker 1: We are watching the transition happen from schoolgirl to princess,

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Speaker 1: right into Queen. She just took to it like a

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Speaker 1: fish and water. She is ready to be quine. And

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Speaker 1: I did a rant on Leo, on Tiktok. Leo Gets

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Speaker 1: What Leo wants. Can't Leo do what Leo Wants? No

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Speaker 1: girl has ever complained about a relationship with him. He

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Speaker 1: dates young women. This just in breaking news. Film at Eleven,

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Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio likes to go to the club, listen to music, vape,

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Speaker 1: hang out. He's an extraordinary actor. He likes to date young,

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Speaker 1: beautiful women. Okay, problem being, do we need to see

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Speaker 1: him in a fucking priest doing pick up and drop off?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't need to see that. I want to

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Speaker 1: see Leo Dancing on Peaker with a twenty five old model.

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Speaker 1: So I tell that all is right in the world.

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Speaker 1: And I've been at parties with couldn't be nicer, couldn't

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Speaker 1: be less affected. Not Assuming Um. I've met Bradley Cooper.

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Speaker 1: He acted like I was someone who might take his bags.

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Speaker 1: I have met Justin Bieber, when not on my talk show,

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Speaker 1: and he didn't seem to be all that interested in

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Speaker 1: interacting or engaging with me. I've met Sudor Braun and

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Speaker 1: gotten an icy reception. Not Leo. I met Leo in

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Speaker 1: a room with Martha Stewart, with J lo, with a

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Speaker 1: bunch of other people, a room of fifty people and

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Speaker 1: I met Leo there. Leo couldn't have been nicer. We

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Speaker 1: actually talked real estate for a moment. I also met

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Speaker 1: Leo one time at Mark Burnette's party at his house.

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Speaker 1: needs to be mentioned. Mark Burnette has parties like nobody else.

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Speaker 1: Has nobody else that will be like heads of state,

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Speaker 1: multibillionaire companies, owners like Jeff Bezos and like Travis Kolanik,

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Speaker 1: people that like created fucking uber and Google and Amazon

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Speaker 1: like no joke, and gorgeous models, amazing music. Leo, Jamie Fox,

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Speaker 1: best parties ever. Mark Burnett. He'll have barbers drives and Warren,

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Speaker 1: Baby Lady Gaga. Literally I start serving or dirbs because

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Speaker 1: I feel so fucking out of place. I'm like taking

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Speaker 1: people's coats. Mark Burnett knows how to throw a motherfucking party,

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Speaker 1: by the way. Mark Binnette and Roma Downey, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why, I said just markets, really markets into it.

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Speaker 1: Mark and Roma throw parties better for the ages. Okay,

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Speaker 1: heads of agencies like next level ship, some next level

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Speaker 1: motherfucking ship. Head of Netflix, Ted Serrando's, is what I mean,

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Speaker 1: next level ship. But Anyway, Leo is always at those parties.

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Speaker 1: He couldn't be nicer, couldn't be more lovely. Go on, dated,

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Speaker 1: we ever the God Damn Fuck you want. We are

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Speaker 1: not expecting you to start baking for the Big Sale,

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Speaker 1: to start coaching little league and start driving a Goddamn minivan.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's confused. Go date. Ji Hadid all for it. She's

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Speaker 1: a big, big girl. Go