1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's encouraging two powerhouse companies to 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:12,639 Speaker 1: come together for a new product, The Door Ruggy, a 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 1: collab between Dorito's and the Snuggie Oh the. 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 2: Drug Ruggy door Roag. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 1: The dough is very important, same comfortable blanket feel, but 6 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: everywhere you go you leave a trail of nacho cheese 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: dust behind you. 8 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 2: Lick your couch clean. 9 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: During Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 10 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 11 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: we've got a laser. 12 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 2: Those other dairy fairies just don't. 13 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: This first Laser story is out of the Sunshine State. 14 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 2: Our fave. 15 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 1: Second annual Florida Man Games were a big success again 16 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: and if you've never heard of it, it's like if 17 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: a drunk guy was in charge of the Olympics. So 18 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: they brought back a few popular events from last time, 19 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: including the Evading Arrest Obstacle course where you escape from handcuffs, 20 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: throw an alligator through a drive through window, and steal 21 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: a catalytic converter. 22 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 2: All while being chased by actual cops. 23 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,400 Speaker 3: It's amazing to me that nobody got arrested at that 24 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 3: last year, Like just forgot about the actual warrant that 25 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 3: they had. You know. 26 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: Then another popular one called the Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud 27 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: Duel was back in effect. 28 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,639 Speaker 3: That sounds fun to me, Yeah. 29 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: Along with the Florida Sumo cage Match and beer Chug, 30 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: where you wear an inner tube and fight someone while 31 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 1: holding a picture of beer. 32 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 3: Beer out of the jug winds or I mean, I 33 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 3: think there's not a lot of rules. 34 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 2: I don't think there is a loser in that event. 35 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: But the new events were the ones that had the 36 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: crowd buzzing. One was called human beer Pong and the 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,279 Speaker 1: other was titled Hurricane Party Prep Grocery Aisle Brawl. Okay, 38 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: apparently that one's similar to medieval jousting, but instead you 39 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: use shopping carts while you fight it out for leftover 40 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: hurricane supporters. Other attractions this year included lawnmower races, a 41 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:12,799 Speaker 1: mechanical gaiter instead of a bull, and a best mullet contest. Yeah, 42 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 1: if you missed out this time, you're gonna get another chance, 43 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: because they already announced that they're doing it next year, 44 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: bringing it back, so it's gonna be bigger than the Olympics. 45 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 3: The whole thing should happen in a Walmart parking lot, and. 46 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 2: We just wonsor it. 47 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of California, twenty five years 48 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: after the song, we finally know who let the dogs out. 49 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 1: Apparently it was some lady in San Bernardino the Baha men. Yeah, 50 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: I say that because an unidentified woman who lived in 51 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: that area used bolt cutters to break into an animal 52 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: shelter the other night and set two dozen dogs free. 53 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 2: Hey, nobody got tamping it. They're not in dog prison. 54 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 2: It's like the shelter is then to help them. 55 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: It happened around three point thirty in the morning and 56 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: a security guard saw loose dogs running around and called 57 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: the cops. So they arrested that woman nearby after they 58 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: found several of the dogs with her. 59 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 3: The security guard of the shelter didn't help get some 60 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 3: of the dogs back. 61 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 1: She gave no reason for why she did it, so 62 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: the cops took her to jail. As for the shelter itself, 63 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: volunteers managed to round up all but one of the 64 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: dogs and says the break in might turn out to 65 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: be a good thing. A ton of people saw the 66 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: story in the news and reached out to adopt he 67 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: there you go, so that brings me to the question 68 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: did they do this on purpose just to get some press. 69 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have our team investigate Jose, fly down to 70 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: Sam Bernardino and interview some dogs. 71 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,119 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm on it. Let me know what you find. 72 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: Sure this next Leizer stories out of the Bizarre Bite Bistro. 73 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: Twenty two year old Timothy Lander bought a bag of 74 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 1: flaming hot Cheetos and when he opened it, he noticed 75 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: something strange. 76 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 2: Inside. 77 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: There was a Cheeto that looked exactly like a Pokemon character. 78 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 3: I thought, sure, you're gonna say, Jesus. 79 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 2: Well that's been done before. 80 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:27,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's corn Tortillar. 81 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: Host the picture of it, But many fans agree with Tim, 82 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: it looks like a Charizar, Yeah, one of the rarer characters. 83 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 2: So he nicknamed it Cheetos. 84 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:36,719 Speaker 1: Are it really looks like a dragons wings? 85 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 3: Got the tail? 86 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: I mean, it's really difine And he got a lot 87 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: of feedback online, including a message from a place called 88 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 1: First and Goal Collectibles. 89 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,359 Speaker 2: So he got with them and put the Cheetos ard 90 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 2: up for auction. 91 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 3: Oh my god, how much? 92 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 2: How much? Well? 93 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: It began with a starting bit of two hundred and 94 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: fifty dollars. 95 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 2: That's pretty pricey for a single cheetah. 96 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 3: I mean, it will last a lifetime. It's not like 97 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 3: that thing's gonna get. 98 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 2: Moldy or go bad. 99 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: Not. Everybody thought it was pricey, though, because it ended 100 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 1: up selling for eighty eight thousand dollars. 101 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 3: One way from the break room? 102 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: Are you whoever bought it apparently thinks it'll be worth 103 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: even more than that someday down the road. I mean, look, 104 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: if Pokemon Trading is a collection, this Cheeto Pokemon Trading. 105 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 3: Collection too, I gotta eat a cheeto slower. 106 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 1: It would be way cooler if they bought it just 107 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: so that they could eat it. Either way, Timothy got 108 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 1: a fat payday and says he is more than thrilled. 109 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,839 Speaker 2: Wow, are you looking through every cheeto every now character? 110 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 3: What is? Yes? 111 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of career corner. 112 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: There's apparently a new workplace term kicking around called task masking, 113 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: which is where employees spend a lot of time and 114 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: effort just trying to look like they're working hard when 115 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: in reality they're hardly doing anything. 116 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 3: It is just because everybody's happy to go back to 117 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 3: the office. 118 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 2: Probably something to do with it and then deleting whatever, 119 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 2: big surprise. 120 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: It sounds like it's most popular with young gen Z workers. 121 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 3: No way, it was most popular with me when I 122 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 3: was Yeah fishing, we finished our work in two hours. 123 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 2: Or you just don't know what else to do. 124 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: There are videos on TikTok that offer advice for task masking, 125 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: stuff like walking fast with the laptop stuffed under your 126 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:36,599 Speaker 1: armpit and also typing really unnecessarily louds or just sign 127 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: a lot like oh god. It sounds a little corny, 128 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: but some managers are saying that it's a trend that 129 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: they're actually seeing trickle into their workforce. Others are saying, 130 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: isn't this something that's always been a thing that people do, 131 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: but now we just give names to everything like quiet 132 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: quitting and quiet firing, And. 133 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 3: Don't you feel like the managers are the ones that 134 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 3: do with the most. 135 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 2: Yeah? 136 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 3: I mean, let's be honest, how many meetings are actually useful? Yeah? 137 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: Cat called out our manager, shots fired. 138 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 2: Either way, we did have a meeting about this. 139 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 1: Task masking is the latest hot term out there, so 140 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 1: consider yourself informed. He as for this guy, he considers 141 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: himself a flask tasker, hides in in a shell during 142 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 1: work hours and then falls asleep at his guest before 143 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: he wakes up and rolls on home. And that sound 144 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. 145 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.