Speaker 1: Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shondaland Audio in partnership
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Speaker 2: There was something about Mary, but despite her claims, it
Speaker 2: wasn't an inheritance, prestigious titles, peerage, or any aristocratic honors.
Speaker 2: Mary Carlton was born in Canterbury, England, in sixteen forty two,
Speaker 2: probably in January of that year, although some reports suggest
Speaker 2: she may have been a virgo. She spent a lifetime
Speaker 2: using false identities to conmen into marrying her and then
Speaker 2: defrauding them as a way to not just boost her
Speaker 2: bank account but also often social status as well. One
Speaker 2: con that we'll talk about is her renowned German princess persona.
Speaker 2: But ultimately, though, it wasn't this fabulous's fraud, deception or
Speaker 2: her way of putting one over on you that caught
Speaker 2: up with her. It was the bigamy. It'll make sense,
Speaker 2: trust me. Welcome to Criminalia.
Speaker 3: I'm Marian Tremarky and I'm Holly Frye. Mary Carlton became
Speaker 3: famous for being famous when the paparazzi and media of
Speaker 3: her day caught wind of a bigamy scandal involving her.
Speaker 3: Why would they care about a young woman from an
Speaker 3: unknown family in southeastern England. Mary was self styling as
Speaker 3: a mysterious German royal at the time, and while we
Speaker 3: do know that she was not of royal blood, her
Speaker 3: real identity has actually been debated over the decades. Modern
Speaker 3: historians agree that she was born as Mary Motors. Her father,
Speaker 3: a Canterbury musician, was either a chorister or a fiddler.
Speaker 3: But we don't really meet up with Mary on the
Speaker 3: historical record until she is legally accused of a crime
Speaker 3: noe not fraud. Even though she did a lot of
Speaker 3: that bigamy divorce we need to note in this time
Speaker 3: in England was not only scandalous, it was unheard of.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the beginning to Mary and her first husband,
Speaker 2: Thomas Deadman. Mary and Thomas lived in Canterbury, where he
Speaker 2: worked as a journeyman shoemaker, and being a journeyman really
Speaker 2: just meant he was an apprentice working for a master cobbler.
Speaker 2: Some sources report she and Thomas had two children, both
Speaker 2: of whom died in infancy or perhaps maybe in childbirth.
Speaker 2: Years into their marriage, Mary left Thomas and moved to Dover,
Speaker 2: which is about twenty miles outside of Canterbury. Mary was
Speaker 2: included in the Newgate Calendar, which is a biographical book
Speaker 2: of criminals that was published in the eighteenth century, and
Speaker 2: in it detailed that she had grown unhappy in her
Speaker 2: first marriage because her husband wasn't wealthy and couldn't quote
Speaker 2: support her in the splendor she always aimed at. In Dover,
Speaker 2: she married a second time to a man named Thomas Day,
Speaker 2: who was a surgeon. But when she left her first marriage,
Speaker 2: Mary she just laughed. It's not like she could have
Speaker 2: filed for divorce, but legally she and Thomas Deadman were
Speaker 2: still married when she married Thomas Day, according to seventeenth
Speaker 2: century English law, one marriage at a time, Please and
Speaker 2: arrest warrant was issued for her for bigamy. Mary was
Speaker 2: tried in Maidstone, but because her first husband couldn't afford
Speaker 2: to travel the thirty or so miles to the trial
Speaker 2: and testify against her, the case was dismissed.
Speaker 3: After her trial, Mary traveled to Cologne solo, and while
Speaker 3: in Germany, she told a few lies about herself, her wealth,
Speaker 3: and her personal history, so basically she established what would
Speaker 3: become her usual fraudulent scripts. She had a brief affair
Speaker 3: with a local nobleman who showered her with expensive gifts
Speaker 3: and desperately wanted to marry her. It was when he
Speaker 3: began preparations seriously for a wedding that Mary skipped town.
Speaker 3: She skipped country. Actually, she returned to England with all
Speaker 3: of the lavish gifts she had received from him, as
Speaker 3: well as it turned out as much of her landlady's savings.
Speaker 2: When Mary returned to London in sixteen sixty three, she
Speaker 2: shook off her two marriages and took on the persona
Speaker 2: of a German princess named Maria or Henrietta Maria de Wolwei,
Speaker 2: and her story was that she was a noble woman
Speaker 2: forced to flee an unwanted arranged marriage. Specifically, in her
Speaker 2: fictional backstory, she claimed to be the orphaned Princess von
Speaker 2: Wolway from Cologne and claimed her father was Henry von Bolweg,
Speaker 2: a lawyer and Lord of Holmestein, just like Maria. Though
Speaker 2: Henry was not real. She really took these personas she
Speaker 2: created very seriously. Her Princess Khan was perhaps her most
Speaker 2: sensational and best known work. To breathe some life into
Speaker 2: her fictional characters, Mary used corroboration in her scams. She
Speaker 2: would often arrange for someone to send her letters that
Speaker 2: contained updates on friends and family and Cologne, or wherever
Speaker 2: her fake identity had taken her fictional every word, but
Speaker 2: her marks didn't know that. Most often, Mary used letters
Speaker 2: to fool men into thinking her fabricated identities were real identities.
Speaker 2: The German Princess Act was not her first royal ruse,
Speaker 2: but probably her best.
Speaker 3: When a new landlady found and read letters from Mary's
Speaker 3: friends in Cologne, she was convinced that Mary really was
Speaker 3: a princess. She wanted Mary to meet her nephew and
Speaker 3: wouldn't they make a lovely pair. Knowing her landlady was
Speaker 3: reading her correspondence, Mary arranged for a new letter to
Speaker 3: be sent, in which she was informed her brother had
Speaker 3: died and he had left her with everything, including her
Speaker 3: forthcoming inheritance from her also deceased father. But there was
Speaker 3: a snag. She could only have the inheritance if she
Speaker 3: married the man from whom she'd fled back in Germany,
Speaker 3: and when her landlady's nephew stepped in to offer help,
Speaker 3: some reports suggest that he did offer marriage, Mary didn't
Speaker 3: hesitate to take advantage of the situation. Now, she didn't
Speaker 3: marry her landlady's nephew, at least not that we're aware of,
Speaker 3: but she took the opportunity to fleece him. Yes, so
Speaker 3: we just said Mary often used this kind of method
Speaker 3: to defraud men, but really she would defraud anyone if
Speaker 3: she could, women and landlords, maybe even kids. Anybody she
Speaker 3: came in contact with was likely to lose some money.
Speaker 3: She sometimes worked with the aid of an accomplice, her maid,
Speaker 3: also known at the time as a lady's companion. Mary
Speaker 3: was sometimes accused of the classic con charge obtaining money
Speaker 3: and property under false pretenses. We know her details of
Speaker 3: her German princess swindle because it was part of her
Speaker 3: court trial and court report, but it can be hard
Speaker 3: to know the extent of her work. More than three
Speaker 3: hundred years have passed since her death, and as we've noticed,
Speaker 3: history isn't always great with keeping paperwork safe. Many of
Speaker 3: her husbands and other marks were likely too embarrassed to
Speaker 3: reveal that they had been duped and left with empty pockets.
Speaker 2: We're going to take a break for a word from
Speaker 2: our sponsor now, and when we return we will talk
Speaker 2: about how Mary's next marriage is the one that made
Speaker 2: her famous.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to Criminalia. Look, we all knew it was coming.
Speaker 3: Marrying Mary got married.
Speaker 2: Again in April of sixteen sixty three. Mary hit her
Speaker 2: next mark. She employed her royal alias Swindle to captivate
Speaker 2: and marry John Carlton, who was either an eighteen year
Speaker 2: old law clerk or perhaps a young surgeon. Records suggest
Speaker 2: as way more likely, though, that he was a clerk
Speaker 2: and she, it was rumored, despite her alleged royal background
Speaker 2: and assumed wealth, was quite a spendthrift with his money.
Speaker 2: Carlton became the surname by which she's remembered in history.
Speaker 3: And that's because she was arrested using that name, and
Speaker 3: she had a very public trial. She was arrested for
Speaker 3: masquerading as a German princess, for marrying John Carlton under
Speaker 3: a fraudulent identity, and, as we've said, for bigamy. Some
Speaker 3: sources suggest her fraud was exposed through an anonymous letter
Speaker 3: that was sent to John shortly after the wedding, debunking
Speaker 3: her princess story and exposing her other marriages. Mary had
Speaker 3: gained notoriety as a princess, a real princess as far
Speaker 3: as anyone knew the matter here though, wasn't that fraud?
Speaker 3: To quote her court records, The trial of Mary Motor's
Speaker 3: alias Stedman, styled the German Prince at the Old Bailey
Speaker 3: for bigamy fifteen Charles the Second AD sixteen sixty three.
Speaker 3: So to be clear on this, bigamy is entering into
Speaker 3: one marriage while the previous one is undissolved, and that
Speaker 3: certainly fits Mary's situation. All right, now that we've got
Speaker 3: that out of the way, let's go to court.
Speaker 2: While she awaited trial, London's German Princess was the talk
Speaker 2: of the town. You wouldn't be wrong to call Mary's
Speaker 2: trial at the Old Bailey, which was the central criminal
Speaker 2: court of England and Wales, a sensational one. Mary defended
Speaker 2: herself against charges brought against her by her new husband
Speaker 2: bigamy and possibly impoture. Depending on the report or transcript
Speaker 2: we read. The whole event happened both in and out
Speaker 2: of the courtroom. Back in this day, if you were literate,
Speaker 2: you were likely getting your news and general information and
Speaker 2: gossip from pamphlets. Pamphlets were kind of a forerunner to newspapers.
Speaker 2: News wasn't really printed within periodical publications in England. Yet
Speaker 2: at this time. The London Gazette, for instance, claims to
Speaker 2: be England's oldest newspaper. It published its first edition as
Speaker 2: the Oxford Gazette in November of sixteen sixty five, and
Speaker 2: that's after Mary's trial.
Speaker 3: Both Mary and John published pamphlets to tell their personal
Speaker 3: narratives and gained support for their individual side of the story. Several,
Speaker 3: perhaps dozens of pamphlets were written by them both. Most
Speaker 3: of these pamphlets, to be honest, were for mud slanging,
Speaker 3: but as a whole they were ultimately heartbreakingly detailed accounts
Speaker 3: of a marriage gone wrong, focused on he said, She
Speaker 3: said volleys between the pair, the kind of gossip that
Speaker 3: sells more pamphlets. Mary detailed the quote incivilities and miseries
Speaker 3: that she endured in marriage that are, according to her quote,
Speaker 3: irredeemable by the laws of the Kingdom may against femis covert.
Speaker 3: So a femis covert, if you haven't googled that yet,
Speaker 3: is a now obsolete legal term for a married woman.
Speaker 3: John replied in his pamphlets by calling her quote this
Speaker 3: two legged monster, and the Canterbury German specifically accusing Mary
Speaker 3: of not being a real princess and of not even
Speaker 3: being German either. Mary in response claimed that John himself
Speaker 3: had exaggerated his own status and had when they met,
Speaker 3: claimed to be a lord, which he was absolutely not,
Speaker 3: and she stated this bombshell in court that he was
Speaker 3: only trying to end their marriage because he had discovered
Speaker 3: she had no money or impending inheritance. There were also
Speaker 3: pamphlets published that reported sensationalized details of what went on
Speaker 3: inside the courtroom, on the scene and in the moment,
Speaker 3: and these were distributed right there at the trial.
Speaker 2: Throughout the trial, Mary, who as we mentioned, defendant herself,
Speaker 2: played the character of a victim, a distressed foreign aristocrat,
Speaker 2: alienated from her home, her finances, and her possessions, and
Speaker 2: on trial overseas. As for the prosecution, they bungled their case.
Speaker 2: They managed to produce a witness to her first marriage,
Speaker 2: but they failed to deliver the husband, Thomas Steadman. In addition,
Speaker 2: any claims that Mary had already been tried for bigamy,
Speaker 2: remember Thomas didn't show in the courtroom in Maidstone, and
Speaker 2: any accounts of her well known spurious and double dealing
Speaker 2: adventures were dismissed as hearsay by the judge Ultimately, though,
Speaker 2: this was not a trial about donning fictional personas, marrying
Speaker 2: under false pretenses, or much of anything to do with
Speaker 2: personal finance. As we keep saying, these were all about bigamy.
Speaker 2: And because neither of her first two husbands, Thomas Stedman
Speaker 2: or Thomas Day, traveled to appear at this trial in London,
Speaker 2: Mary Carlton was acquitted without other husbands, there was no
Speaker 2: bigamy case.
Speaker 3: By all accounts, Mary's acquittal only confirmed to the public
Speaker 3: that she was a figure of scandalous celebrity. Perhaps in
Speaker 3: an attempt to cash in on her freedom and her
Speaker 3: new fifteen minutes of fame, or maybe just to set
Speaker 3: her fictional story straight, Mary wrote an autobiographical work, which
Speaker 3: was of course not a true story of her life
Speaker 3: in any way at all. It was called The Case
Speaker 3: of Madam Mary Carlton, and in it she detailed an
Speaker 3: account of her life and the events that she claimed
Speaker 3: to have lived through. It was kind of an expanded
Speaker 3: version of a previous writing she had published that was
Speaker 3: a work called An Historical Narrative of the German Princess.
Speaker 3: She promised her audience the book would set the record
Speaker 3: straight about her quote, birth, education and fortunes. What her
Speaker 3: audience got was part romance narrative of her lovers and husbands,
Speaker 3: and part exposition of her husband, John Carlton and his family.
Speaker 2: That latter part about the Carlton family is interesting, and
Speaker 2: it's interesting because Mary accuses his family of tricking her
Speaker 2: into marriage in order to secure her wealth, or more accurately,
Speaker 2: the wealth they thought she had, and then prosecuting her
Speaker 2: under false pretenses. In addition to personal details, Mary also
Speaker 2: included details of her trial in this book in her
Speaker 2: own words, as she had testified in court, quote, if
Speaker 2: any be deceived, I am my lord. If that they
Speaker 2: could have been ensured that I had been the person
Speaker 2: as to a state that they imagined me to be,
Speaker 2: your Lordship should not have been troubled. They would have
Speaker 2: been contented to have practiced concealment in case I had
Speaker 2: had more than one husband, instead of this defamation that
Speaker 2: I am loaded with my lord, my crime is that
Speaker 2: I have not an estate, or at least such a
Speaker 2: one they imagined it to be. She also wrote of
Speaker 2: her time growing up in a noble family in Germany.
Speaker 2: This telling of her pretend background is also interesting because she,
Speaker 2: like any good con artist, got her backstory out there
Speaker 2: ahead of those who might try to discredit her, especially
Speaker 2: that princess part and the many husband's part two. Probably.
Speaker 3: She also writes about the moments leading up to being
Speaker 3: charged with bigamy and describes the moment of her acquittal.
Speaker 3: There's an interesting common theme in the story. She tells.
Speaker 3: It's a question actually that emerges in her writing, and
Speaker 3: that question is what's so bad about pretending you're a princess?
Speaker 3: To quote her from the case of Madame Mary Carlton quote,
Speaker 3: what harm have I done in pretending to great titles?
Speaker 3: When it came to the taking money under false pretenses
Speaker 3: part Mary actually had a few things to say about
Speaker 3: that too. She stated that as a woman under English law,
Speaker 3: she was deprived of her right to secure quote The
Speaker 3: Ways to a Better Fortune. Women were essentially second class
Speaker 3: citizens in England in Mary's lifetime. At birth, they became
Speaker 3: subject to their fathers and then later to their husbands.
Speaker 3: They had limited opportunities and were mostly focused on their households. Basically,
Speaker 3: she argued that she wouldn't and couldn't be able to
Speaker 3: live her best life until such unjust laws against women
Speaker 3: were changed. Despite her arrests for bigamy. Mary continued to
Speaker 3: improve her financial and social situations through marriage. Bigamy be damned.
Speaker 2: So we're going to take a break forward from our
Speaker 2: sponsor right now. When we return, we'll talk about Mary's
Speaker 2: post trial fifteen Minutes of Fame.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to Criminalia. The final years of Mary's life
Speaker 3: are interesting, with her doing things that range from play
Speaker 3: acting and engaging in additional marriages to imprisonment and execution.
Speaker 3: But let's start with the happier times. Mary on stage.
Speaker 2: As we know, during her fifteen Minutes of Fame, Mary
Speaker 2: published The Case of Madam Mary Carlton, but she also
Speaker 2: took to the stage after her trial concluded, starring as
Speaker 2: herself in a play in London. Some reports suggest she
Speaker 2: performed at what would become the legendary Duke's Theater, but
Speaker 2: we're actually not so sure the dates match up on that.
Speaker 2: The German Princess was written by John Holden in sixteen
Speaker 2: sixty four, but the original Dukes known as the Dorset
Speaker 2: Gardens Theater, didn't open its doors until sixteen seventy one.
Speaker 2: But regardless of which playhouse it was staged in, Holden
Speaker 2: wrote a dramatization of real life fraud based on Mary's
Speaker 2: adventurous life, and she performed it. We have a little
Speaker 2: taste from the epilogue she delivered as an example quote,
Speaker 2: the world's a cheat, and we that move in it
Speaker 2: in our degrees, do exercise our wit and better 'tis
Speaker 2: to get a glorious name. However, got than live by
Speaker 2: common fame.
Speaker 3: It was a box office success. English diarist Samuel Peeps
Speaker 3: was said to have been taken in by Mary and
Speaker 3: claimed that he had seen the play several times. Of
Speaker 3: the work, he wrote that he quote saw the German
Speaker 3: princess acted by the woman herself. The whole play is
Speaker 3: very simple, unless here and there a witty sprinkler or two.
Speaker 3: She grew a bit of a loyal local following, and
Speaker 3: many reports suggest she married one of her admirers, which
Speaker 3: would bring her to husband number four. Mary is Mary,
Speaker 3: though so she left him and took all his money.
Speaker 3: To quote Mary's fake autobiographical character on stage, You think
Speaker 3: me a bold cheat, but which of you are not?
Speaker 2: When the plays run ended a newscam. This time she
Speaker 2: brought in an accomplice who pretended to be her husband.
Speaker 2: She would bring a suitor home, only to be discovered
Speaker 2: with him by her jealous spouse, remember thanks spouse. Fearing
Speaker 2: blackmail or scandal, these would be suitors. Her marks basically
Speaker 2: paid whatever she asked so they could get out of
Speaker 2: there without any undue attention.
Speaker 3: As the years went by, Mary also began other non
Speaker 3: aristocratic and non marital frauds, including mostly running small cons
Speaker 3: on local merchants to keep cash flowing. Years after her
Speaker 3: high profile bigamy trial, Mary also began stealing, specifically stealing
Speaker 3: silver tankards from taverns and then reselling them. When she
Speaker 3: was caught taking one in the Covent Garden district, she
Speaker 3: was arrested. Mary was charged, convicted of robbery, and transported
Speaker 3: to Jamaica for her punishment. Jamaica, you may be wondering, Yes, Jamaica.
Speaker 3: England had recently gained claim of Jamaica from Spain in
Speaker 3: sixteen seventy through the Treaty of Madrid, and had taken
Speaker 3: to sending indentured servants and prisoners to the island to
Speaker 3: serve out their punishments. And as far as Mary's story goes,
Speaker 3: in sixteen seventy two, she either sneaked or swindled her
Speaker 3: way aboard a ship and returned to London, where she
Speaker 3: again began what seems to have been one of her
Speaker 3: favorite cons pretending to be a rich heiress. Some reports
Speaker 3: suggest she married again to an apothecary at Westminster. That
Speaker 3: would have been her fifth marriage, at least as far
Speaker 3: as we know. Do we have to say it all
Speaker 3: righty we will? Mary took his money and she left.
Speaker 2: While living in a boarding house in London, Mary, through
Speaker 2: simple bad luck, was recognized in the building by a
Speaker 2: man who worked as a guard in one of the
Speaker 2: prisons in which she had once spent a little time
Speaker 2: for one of her various crimes. Technically escaped from a
Speaker 2: penal colony, Mary was on the lamb. It wasn't long
Speaker 2: after she was spotted that she was arrested, and at
Speaker 2: this time things were much more serious. She was sentenced
Speaker 2: to death. Mary pled the belly, which is a turn
Speaker 2: of phrase meaning she told the court she was pregnant.
Speaker 2: Pregnancy changed the picture because pregnant women's execution sentences weren't
Speaker 2: carried out until their babies were born. But her lie
Speaker 2: was exposed after midwives examined her. Mary was not pregnant.
Speaker 2: She was convicted on January sixteenth, sixteen seventy three and
Speaker 2: sentenced to death. On January twenty second. Mary was hanged
Speaker 2: at a now infamous execution spot, the Tyburn Tree, which
Speaker 2: actually wasn't a tree at all, but rather than name
Speaker 2: for a three legged gallows at the Tower of Tyburn,
Speaker 2: a scaffold capable of publicly hanging twenty four people at once,
Speaker 2: twenty four people at once. Mary, who had just turned
Speaker 2: thirty one years old when she died, is buried at
Speaker 2: Saint Martin's Churchyard in London, and there's no word if
Speaker 2: any of her husband's plural traveled to her execution. I
Speaker 2: hope that you called today's scam sauce sprinkle.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite I did. I called it the witty
Speaker 3: sprinkle because that's a great name for.
Speaker 2: A das ergic. And as soon as I saw that
Speaker 2: we're pop up in Whenever Quits, I was like, Oh, no,
Speaker 2: that was Samuel, wasn't it who we were quoting?
Speaker 3: Yes, thanks Samuel. Peak that I was trying to think
Speaker 3: for Mary about a drink that suited her story and
Speaker 3: would be a little bit of a fun place to
Speaker 3: land on since her story ends in tragedy, Even though
Speaker 3: to her marks there was probably a lot of tragedy
Speaker 3: Before them, I kept thinking about her many marriages and
Speaker 3: the kinds of drinks you would have at a wedding,
Speaker 3: even though I think probably she wasn't having big weddings.
Speaker 3: I wanted a toe staying celebration drink, but I also
Speaker 3: wanted one that's strong enough that it will knock you
Speaker 3: on your keyster and make you unable to travel twenty
Speaker 3: miles to testify. So this is the Witty Sprinkle, and
Speaker 3: this is a drink that you're making for two. It's
Speaker 3: actually not as heavy hitting as it might sound initially
Speaker 3: because you're splitting it. So it is two ounces of
Speaker 3: reposato tequila, one ounce of a raspberry liqueur like shambour,
Speaker 3: one ounce of lime juice, and then an optional splash
Speaker 3: of simple or vanilla syrup. You have the liqueur, which
Speaker 3: is sweet, but because of how this plays out to me,
Speaker 3: it felt a little too tart and crisp without it.
Speaker 3: But if you like a crisp drink, you could skip
Speaker 3: that syrup. You're gonna shake this, you're gonna strain it
Speaker 3: into two chilled coups, and then you're gonna top it
Speaker 3: with prosecco, so you get like a champagne cocktail, but
Speaker 3: it's a prosecco cocktail and it has tequila in it,
Speaker 3: so kaboo. It's very pretty because of the raspberry liquur.
Speaker 3: Its is beautiful pink color. It feels like a wedding
Speaker 3: drink that you would have, except you would have it
Speaker 3: many times over and maybe not feel great in the morning,
Speaker 3: depending on how you handle tequila and champagne cocktails, which
Speaker 3: you can also use champagne instead of prosecco. Prosecco also
Speaker 3: helps sweeten it a little bit more, which is why
Speaker 3: I went with that. This is one of those drinks
Speaker 3: I personally have to be careful with because it is
Speaker 3: exactly the ingredients that make me way too drunk. Tequila
Speaker 3: and I have made friends, but we're not like besties.
Speaker 3: And champagne cocktails I love, but I find that they
Speaker 3: will hit me harder than one would anticipate. As a combo,
Speaker 3: this is borderline deadly. If you want to do the
Speaker 3: mocktail version of it, you are going to sub out
Speaker 3: that reposado tequila for and agave juice. I would recommend
Speaker 3: cutting it with a little bit of water because I
Speaker 3: find it to be too sweet on its own. And
Speaker 3: then you're also gonna add raspberry syrup. I prefer at
Speaker 3: this point you already have a juice involved. Cut back
Speaker 3: the raspberry syrup to like three quarters of an ounce
Speaker 3: instead of a full ounce. Keep your one ounce of
Speaker 3: lime juice. You don't have to bother with any additional
Speaker 3: syrup at that point, and then top it once you've
Speaker 3: shaken it and strained it into pre chilled coups with
Speaker 3: a little light ginger ale and you're you're ready. And
Speaker 3: that's actually a very yummy drink. That's one of those
Speaker 3: mocktails that I would want to make the base of
Speaker 3: it in batches and just have the ginger ale ready
Speaker 3: to pour over to like have it a party, because
Speaker 3: it's really easy and yummy. You can also make the
Speaker 3: cocktail in batches at that point too, but tequila at
Speaker 3: scale is always scary. That is the witty sprinkle, which
Speaker 3: hopefully you find as delicious and giggle worthy as I do,
Speaker 3: and it takes the Jeff Mary's sad end. We are
Speaker 3: grateful that you hung out with us today and talked
Speaker 3: about Mary and her many marriages. We will be right
Speaker 3: back here again next week with another cocktail at Mocktail
Speaker 3: and another story of scams.
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