Speaker 1: It looks good. Like how long they look? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: like Miaomi Campbell, like you're like a basketball player. I
Speaker 1: look like I care about myself right now? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: a little bit starting too. That's good. That's a good
Speaker 1: like it's usually dressing like a bum. But that's hoss
Speaker 1: to start. I have to start taking my life seriously, bro,
Speaker 1: this podcast is a series. Bro. Yeah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to get in this. So after this, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: get some more clothes right now. Oh so clothing is
Speaker 1: gonna help you, It's gonna help me your party. Welcome
Speaker 1: back to an episode of episode fifty one, Episode fifty how.
Speaker 2: Because we talked about this girl this whole episode. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you went on a day with her the
Speaker 2: same day. Not like an asshole for taking that's thing.
Speaker 1: That's the type of person you are. But you're not so.
Speaker 1: And I would like to confess something right now, Dode,
Speaker 1: I'll put your phone down. I'm listening. I'd like to
Speaker 1: tell you I apologize for all the lies that I've
Speaker 1: told on this podcast regarding my friend and other women.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna let you guys know they were all lies.
Speaker 1: Now your turn about.
Speaker 2: I see you you literally just said before we started
Speaker 2: the part that I'm usually right, you were supposed to
Speaker 2: come here earlier.
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to go and then I put the
Speaker 1: whole such a little bitch, you too.
Speaker 3: I just got here.
Speaker 1: I just got to here. Introduce it mine and you
Speaker 1: know his boyfriend. Yes, Narcy, Yes, hi, guys. What's up?
Speaker 2: I have Monday Wednesday and Jakarta has him Wednesday night
Speaker 2: towards through Sunday.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, I have it through Wednesday through Saturday. Sunday.
Speaker 3: No no, I get Sundays off.
Speaker 4: You get Sunday Sabbath.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but we have them the same. I'm
Speaker 2: at the same time. Andrea hasard kids.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad thing. What do you mean she
Speaker 2: has colparantine. We have great cold bubble parenting.
Speaker 5: By the way, I will say, your your neckline looks amazing.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: You mean me tour just but this is my story.
Speaker 3: But your neckline looks great. You look great in your
Speaker 3: little chucky cheese out fit like this. This is really fun.
Speaker 3: What's on this weight loss?
Speaker 1: It's you're like a You're like a clean Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, that's the that's the devil promoting. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: which I'm not about to start taking that, but I'm
Speaker 1: aout to start taking something cocaine. It's called a pc P.
Speaker 1: That's just crazy. It's like it's like it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a takeda. No, I'm not gonna take another ship.
Speaker 3: No, da, that's the most popular one right now. Do
Speaker 3: you know which one are you taking?
Speaker 1: None?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 1: But you were on Olympic I you lost weight without it.
Speaker 4: I was on Exampic the last the beginning of the year. Yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe a couple of months before.
Speaker 2: It didn't do nothing, And then I hopped on the chops.
Speaker 1: Anything that is going to be a bloga. Oh we
Speaker 1: get the new leg line. This is skinny.
Speaker 4: Yes, what do you be calling him on the road
Speaker 4: like fucking diva?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love you, but you are a diva.
Speaker 2: I'm not a diva if I was. If I was
Speaker 2: a diva, I would have put up what I have
Speaker 2: this ship. I put up with you guys on the road.
Speaker 2: He's talking about you, He's talking about he's talking about
Speaker 2: you guys. He's talking about me because I'm well behaved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a good little bit.
Speaker 3: Say it again.
Speaker 2: Watch then the thing for the for the thing we
Speaker 2: find defensive, you find attractive and horny.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you like who people degrade you?
Speaker 1: Okay, First of all, you're not gonna degrade me. I'm
Speaker 1: not what doesn't mean means like I'm like in a
Speaker 1: sexual aspect of you and let's say another four year
Speaker 1: old gay guy or you're like doing straight man. Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, you're not gonna put my business out
Speaker 1: there like that either, trust me.
Speaker 4: That's all this podcast is.
Speaker 1: We just put this young younger straight man. Okay.
Speaker 4: Com when we say young, how young dodo?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Like fresh eighteen? Okay, Okay, that's not true.
Speaker 1: All right, that's not true, like like camp console at
Speaker 1: the summer camp. Right, yeah, like like fresh eighteen or so.
Speaker 1: So do you get him to learn on your phone?
Speaker 1: Especially eighteen in your area?
Speaker 3: I'm not catching predator. You're fucking weird.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you're right after catching yeah almost, You're like,
Speaker 2: you're like, it's legal.
Speaker 4: He's a little weird. It's legal though, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's getting really weird. No, I'm not weird, but no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you this poor people's chair. Hey, that chair costs a
Speaker 1: lot of money, sir.
Speaker 3: I'm not I said you you said on the first.
Speaker 1: Because it's the weight limit limits and then and then
Speaker 1: but Jakarda, but you're not bad at Jakarta goes off
Speaker 1: fifteen and younger.
Speaker 4: That's his vibe.
Speaker 1: I have heard about that. Chakarda tell us about that
Speaker 1: shut the what the what? What woa for? Just because
Speaker 1: she was talking about who we talking about?
Speaker 6: Who you you want to go neckline?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you love making for his coach
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm crazy. He never makes fun of it.
Speaker 1: It's only it's you know, literally, it's yeah, towards the
Speaker 1: Muslim reality. You love Muslims. I think just to get
Speaker 1: blown up.
Speaker 4: That ass is getting blown up all the.
Speaker 1: Chairs. He can't be doing that ship to be you'll
Speaker 1: be doing that ship. That's crazy. That's a crazy move.
Speaker 1: This one told me he's been to Chicago already twice.
Speaker 5: Okay, first of all, but it was justification, not for
Speaker 5: work other gay house music comes from.
Speaker 1: Of course, I didn't know that's what house music originally
Speaker 1: said that five times. I said I didn't piece. He
Speaker 1: said I didn't know. I said, I didn't know. You
Speaker 1: do music?
Speaker 2: Why would you not know about house music. About house
Speaker 2: music is literally a part of our music. It's like
Speaker 2: Dan's all that. Yeah, but I'm not that cultured within
Speaker 2: house music. And I'm sorry, No, I don't think about
Speaker 2: like did say you do like some of those sounds
Speaker 2: come from the original songs of lot of music?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I didn't know you like music. You a
Speaker 4: house music?
Speaker 1: But definitely, definitely I would say so if you only
Speaker 1: like hard rock.
Speaker 2: Any beat, any like baby, if you want me, I
Speaker 2: don't know, you gotta show me that's house music.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: Now, like Chicago's like Karl Cox, like all of the
Speaker 5: major major house beats.
Speaker 1: But have you heard of Boystown? It's the West Hollywood
Speaker 1: in Chicago.
Speaker 3: Not going there. I don't do gay ship, not for me.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you are gay ship? I am
Speaker 1: not boys Town gay.
Speaker 2: What you're like, you're like, you're like a regular bars gay.
Speaker 4: You're not West Hollywood bargain.
Speaker 1: I'm just regular fun gay. I catch there's no regular
Speaker 1: fun gay. Oh they're always so extreme, dude, regular Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys are always having orgies and bathrooms and stuff.
Speaker 1: Where is this happening? Swinger bars inventure to swinger bar.
Speaker 1: Don't do that ship bro.
Speaker 2: And you wore that shirt and the great I would,
Speaker 2: I would, I would totally be down to go to one.
Speaker 4: Would you to a gay bard?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: For you know you've been in gay bar? Shut up?
Speaker 1: When the fun did I go to a gay bar?
Speaker 3: Why is? Why is this offensive to you? For your
Speaker 3: apartment is at a gay bar?
Speaker 4: A house?
Speaker 2: I mean like none, I've been to the barber. You know.
Speaker 3: Wait is this some worse doing it in twenty twenty six?
Speaker 1: A gay bar? Oh no, no, no, no house it was
Speaker 1: it was a gay brothel.
Speaker 2: Great both your house, brothel house.
Speaker 4: You just have a bunch of gay dudes in there.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is getting out of line. No, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: just asking that is a theory.
Speaker 2: We actually plan to hire a partment investigator to record
Speaker 2: him throughout the week.
Speaker 1: So how many men come in and out? I told you,
Speaker 1: get my apartment ended? Me? I told you. My neighbor
Speaker 1: another commedity, you know, Monique, is your neighbors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're right next to our neighbors. Our neighbors this year,
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 3: So our neighbor, can you stop it?
Speaker 1: Can you stop it?
Speaker 3: That's not shoot your card?
Speaker 1: Out he's stealing? Is that you can do black guys,
Speaker 1: you'r races?
Speaker 5: Okay, First of all, we're not gonna talk about noises
Speaker 5: when I've heard you pump away five pump do no.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're not gonna do that. Okay, Yes, it was.
Speaker 5: What you want to deflated balloon?
Speaker 1: Bitch? Was that a while back?
Speaker 5: No, motherfucker, this isle clock was.
Speaker 1: Like he's just hung just clocked like this, what is it?
Speaker 7: I do know that gate saying anything? Girlfriend, It's like this,
Speaker 7: It's like this, Hey you have a girlfriend. No oh no,
Speaker 7: but I so shut your.
Speaker 1: Shut your fucking face, game boy.
Speaker 4: Shut your fag out.
Speaker 2: Hey, boss, you want me to deal with them?
Speaker 3: No, I get folded like Ogmi Like you said, was.
Speaker 4: Such a good clip. Whenever I see that clip, I.
Speaker 1: Get horny, like.
Speaker 3: Catch that dirty mudskin, bitch.
Speaker 4: Fuck you stop saying that.
Speaker 1: That's probably one of the rudest thing you said to
Speaker 1: me music. Hey, but your skin is a muddy like
Speaker 1: your muddy And I'm like, what the fun You agreed
Speaker 1: muddy and muslin. That's terrible.
Speaker 4: That's the worst.
Speaker 1: What about muddy in Mexican that's the worst. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: skin's still better than yours, even though you have all
Speaker 1: those products. I just thought of buying products though, what
Speaker 1: do you I bought? Uh the TikTok ship. It's no you.
Speaker 3: I'm a homosexual and I'm about skin product. Why would
Speaker 3: you ask me? Peter Thomas Roth you need that in your.
Speaker 4: Just laving foods? That note on your face?
Speaker 5: Who are very wretch by the way, James Thomas, Peter
Speaker 5: Thomas cardislim.
Speaker 1: Do you two black guy black guys?
Speaker 3: You're not gonna because I don't.
Speaker 4: Do black women. They just took out for me. I
Speaker 4: don't like all this ship. That's why you fucked some guys.
Speaker 1: Some guys prefer that ship like one of the homies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do too. You like black women? I do like
Speaker 1: that girls.
Speaker 3: Black women are beautiful.
Speaker 4: You're stupid through a phase.
Speaker 5: I did have a black boyfriend for two years, Brandon
Speaker 5: Joseph Lewis.
Speaker 4: But but he was Brandonhwis. Please don't kill yourself if you.
Speaker 3: But he wasn't.
Speaker 5: He wasn't a l a fag yet like he was
Speaker 5: out of out of state fag Atlanta.
Speaker 3: No, God, no, definitely not Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Not that kind of gay.
Speaker 4: Wow, because those games are unprotected him I don't want.
Speaker 1: To catch him. Yeah, what they got wh whoa ship?
Speaker 1: Is that the nickname for HIV either if that's what
Speaker 1: they call him? To the hit to the you know
Speaker 1: what that I got the most DL South.
Speaker 4: Park, Atlanta, Atlanta has the most d have.
Speaker 2: You got to take carefu that has the biggest HIV rate,
Speaker 2: right and it's.
Speaker 3: One of the biggest cities, and the biggest country is Brazil.
Speaker 1: But but the heave it affects it's straight people.
Speaker 2: No what that's what the thing that they say is
Speaker 2: that not saying it like that, but a lot of
Speaker 2: the foods catch they have in Atlanta because they're d
Speaker 2: L and then and because they're DL and they're not protected,
Speaker 2: and then they give it to their girls and all
Speaker 2: type the.
Speaker 1: Christ that's horrible, so the whole.
Speaker 5: So so yeah, Atlanta is a major episode.
Speaker 1: Do you take perhaps like a pill, Yeah, just take
Speaker 1: a pill, but you put it in your butt?
Speaker 5: Okay, you you don't put not Everything that I do
Speaker 5: is in my butt.
Speaker 1: And see that's not the best stereotype against gay people
Speaker 1: because straight people think that gay people do everything with
Speaker 1: their you know.
Speaker 3: Straight people do more. Actually, let's talk about some ship.
Speaker 1: I just brought this new joke about with ship with ship,
Speaker 1: you guys do all the ship. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: you guys do all the ship pushing. You know, she's
Speaker 1: been with Nursey, So that's what it is.
Speaker 2: The chili doggers over here. Okay, okay, that's what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 1: Like stop, do stop.
Speaker 5: When I was eating ass, it was gross. How dare
Speaker 5: you do that?
Speaker 1: That's gay? But now are you motherfuckers?
Speaker 4: Are you straight?
Speaker 5: Motherfuckers are eating ass? Eating the groceries. But when I
Speaker 5: was doing it, it was weird because you're doing it to
Speaker 5: a guy. That's that's what I like.
Speaker 1: I like how you just I like. I like how
Speaker 1: he's leaving the biggest part out. Oh now I'm gay,
Speaker 1: you've been gay? But no, no, no, I think want not to.
Speaker 2: See those saying correct me if I'm wrong, gay, Please
Speaker 2: correct me if I'm wrong, because I think what he's
Speaker 2: saying is that yeah no, no, no, I think what
Speaker 2: he's saying was that usually no man back then, never
Speaker 2: like like you know how fools, no make getting the assay.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Now you you you you did it last night, you
Speaker 2: did it. You're so no no, no no, but yeah I
Speaker 2: got no never in my life fool. Okay, for you
Speaker 2: got any assay, right? Ah, that don't do that. That's
Speaker 2: what happened about, you know, so back then, I mean listen,
Speaker 2: actually really well he back then in the ninety.
Speaker 1: The neat fool. I mean, I'm give you an example,
Speaker 1: and sopranos they even like uncle uh, that's uncle uncle,
Speaker 1: uncle judge. He ain't pussy, he at.
Speaker 2: Pussy and they were on his head because man weren't
Speaker 2: supposed to do it was a manly thing. So back
Speaker 2: then a lot of foods weren't at a minuting that
Speaker 2: getting ass technically food getting your asset would shift for
Speaker 2: the getting a gay man because that was the spot
Speaker 2: because they couldn't do another.
Speaker 1: I'm a company, right, Yeah, so what he's saying, but
Speaker 1: you only knew that because you you were gay, it
Speaker 1: would be attributed to gay people.
Speaker 5: And again I'm just to piggyback on what you're saying,
Speaker 5: you know, like, that's probably the smartest thing you've ever said,
Speaker 5: because you say a lot of.
Speaker 4: Dumb ship in his life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, come on now, but that was actually a smart
Speaker 5: that was actually really well.
Speaker 4: It's not a manly thing supposedly, thank you.
Speaker 3: It was like getting your ass like.
Speaker 1: Eating pussy like all that. So there's a fool like
Speaker 1: a fool like if you ask any pinful even like Shark,
Speaker 1: I never really pushy.
Speaker 2: In my lot because it's not a manly thing. That's
Speaker 2: what that's bitch is about to satisfy. Because yeah, so
Speaker 2: the fact.
Speaker 5: That we we eat a bitch as groceries.
Speaker 2: Now we're kind of doing like gay ship, but especially
Speaker 2: that Shi was for the for the gay food.
Speaker 4: Yeah because back in the day, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the exactly, but even so now now it's glorified,
Speaker 5: like but when I was doing it, it was like,
Speaker 5: oh that's gross. But I don't bunch of straight guys
Speaker 5: that love getting their groceries eating.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting next to them right now, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like like I've never got as say my gout to
Speaker 1: a hundred percent got it like before never mind how
Speaker 1: far how far right under the balls, right under the
Speaker 1: ball fun of you.
Speaker 4: But you guys like I do this recreationally.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't do this show in the weekly.
Speaker 1: But it happens like once you did it on Wednesday
Speaker 1: twice you said one no no no, no, no no
Speaker 1: don't move on from it because I hate you want
Speaker 1: to full lives, because then it makes me think he's gay.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you know what, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: The other day, I mean yesterday, I was walking with
Speaker 2: the hommy Clarissa and the hommy Handicut and Clarissa, a
Speaker 2: couple of my friend, this girl, and I was telling
Speaker 2: them that Jakarta doesn't have sex.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like that. He just gets ahead.
Speaker 4: And she said, okay, I'll let you talk first.
Speaker 2: No, no minute, She said, have you guys never thought
Speaker 2: about what if he's gay?
Speaker 1: Because because she she said, you body closely, I can
Speaker 1: think about a man. Reveal yourself. This is coming from
Speaker 1: Clarisa's mother. You go to color yeah, please, because I'll
Speaker 1: ruin their fucking whole thing. First of all, there's nothing.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of men that don't like to have
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what it is? In my opinion, Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk to you.
Speaker 2: You don't have to cover see how you're getting personal
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: I am getting personal. I honestly don't want you to
Speaker 1: see her anymore.
Speaker 2: Clarissa claris I was sending Jakarta that you think he's
Speaker 2: gay because he only gets added.
Speaker 7: She's laughing at you say.
Speaker 8: That, Clarissa, did you say that?
Speaker 1: What did she say?
Speaker 4: Clears that you didn't say that straight to God on
Speaker 4: your dogs? Okay to say that, Oh what if?
Speaker 1: Okay? Now it's cool, all right, now it's cool. Thank you, Clarissa.
Speaker 1: You could go back to doing with whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: you were doing.
Speaker 3: The guy that was sitting with the strip, was she
Speaker 3: really on the top.
Speaker 1: No, Clarissa is the one that kind of clarify, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was our that was our dumb ass homegirl, Caritza.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying great rude stuff to me. By
Speaker 1: the way, I hope you fall today. We're at your
Speaker 1: job being a fucking dental assistant or whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: you do. Now you come people with jobs? Was it
Speaker 1: wrong when I defend myself, She didn't come for in sexuality.
Speaker 1: Came from our sexuality. Connect me what it is. I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm not questioning. I don't think you. I'm not worried
Speaker 1: about that ship. I don't have sexual inter of course
Speaker 1: with women that I don't like. I really feel the
Speaker 1: connection with. Yeah, I need to.
Speaker 4: Love you and then and then you know it's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's a good argument because some people would say that
Speaker 2: getting ahead is more of an intimate thing than the sexual.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, well, so be I wouldn't say so.
Speaker 1: I know girls, I know girls.
Speaker 2: I know girls that i've fun donald before in the past,
Speaker 2: and they're like, I won't give you a head onother
Speaker 2: year my boyfriend, Hello, you no like from my things
Speaker 2: like this is my discourse, like you're not coming in
Speaker 2: my mouth and that I love you.
Speaker 4: You make so vulgar?
Speaker 1: Why is it vulgar? How do you Why did you
Speaker 1: just saylores just as much as you like expressing yourself,
Speaker 1: let him express them. I know, hey, hey, you know
Speaker 1: what you know what come in his mouth?
Speaker 4: Well, technically you love us and we could that's so crazy. No,
Speaker 4: but when I said you, I could see I guess
Speaker 4: I like.
Speaker 1: I'm a beating, Like I'm gonna beating what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like like like a random girl, I'm not gonna eat
Speaker 2: her couci hell no, but but but a bitch.
Speaker 3: I like, you're gonna handle I'm gonna eater.
Speaker 1: COOCHI Yeah, you're gonna her scandal.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying absolutely, So that's my thing.
Speaker 1: So so so I think maybe some girls, maybe Jakarta,
Speaker 1: feels like like there gets two pressures to go and
Speaker 1: e vagina, But any it's beautiful, you know, you keep
Speaker 1: it real.
Speaker 5: I think for me, it's it's something to do with
Speaker 5: your religion. I think it's it's an act of love
Speaker 5: or the fact that intimacy like him is like having
Speaker 5: that moment. Not really so could you guys have like
Speaker 5: seven wives?
Speaker 1: Right, that's not It's not like that's not But if
Speaker 1: that was the case, then he wouldn't get as many
Speaker 1: persons as he gets. That's That's That's what I'm confused on.
Speaker 4: Like, like I understand that you only get head from
Speaker 4: the bitch.
Speaker 2: I get that that's some ship, but there's nothing like
Speaker 2: feeling like feeling pussy for I'm gonna just be honest
Speaker 2: for like, so my thing is, you know, like like
Speaker 2: like me about this one.
Speaker 1: I feel him and and and I felt I think
Speaker 1: I get what I'm saying, you have got you have before.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying, but as a man, I like seeing
Speaker 1: the bitch gets satisfied. Like I'm like, because cause the bitch,
Speaker 1: because the bitch gonta give your head and be like,
Speaker 1: what the you probably don't know how to fuck you?
Speaker 1: You coming back? That's that's not That's all I feel like.
Speaker 1: I feel like when you fuck you have the dominance.
Speaker 1: When you're just getting your digs.
Speaker 4: She's the one because she's.
Speaker 1: The one you. So my thing is, what if your
Speaker 1: likes being controlled during sexual intercourse?
Speaker 2: No, that's why to a lot of women, because he
Speaker 2: likes to be controlled, not a lot of.
Speaker 4: Women can't control.
Speaker 1: You think I want to be a handcuffed?
Speaker 3: But what's wrong with it? Why is it a bad thing?
Speaker 4: No, I'm just saying that, dude, you don't like a
Speaker 4: handcuff on.
Speaker 1: You and I've never done that.
Speaker 3: I've never done that, bitch tomorrow, bad baddie.
Speaker 9: She was like, lay down, they put a handcuff on you,
Speaker 9: piers of blindfold and just blind What is crazy?
Speaker 1: What a blindfold on you? And every time she is
Speaker 1: crazy because.
Speaker 4: She's that's not the type of you know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I'm I'm freaking we go, we
Speaker 1: go fucking talk to each other on you that it's
Speaker 1: crazy too. How about I just talk to your fucking chin?
Speaker 1: Would you? I've peed in someone's mouth. I thought it
Speaker 1: was really exacting. But I think, but I think, but
Speaker 1: I think, once you're gay, nasty ship.
Speaker 3: So once you're gay, you're just automatic nasty because.
Speaker 4: What you guys do is kind of nasty.
Speaker 3: What you guys do is nasty.
Speaker 1: What do I do? I don't.
Speaker 4: I I don't do the regular stuff, the regular stuff.
Speaker 3: To you eat your groceries, and.
Speaker 1: I don't how do I I don't need my own.
Speaker 1: It happened to me once or twice or four or
Speaker 1: five or no no, no no, But I don't think.
Speaker 1: What's the position you think? Is it like that he did?
Speaker 1: He said, like up touching the ceiling, going to you.
Speaker 4: We have this joke, spider man.
Speaker 1: I was, I was, but then I was thinking about it,
Speaker 1: like Jakarda is not like the most like active, like
Speaker 1: like like physically active guys sh cramped.
Speaker 2: I know it's ship cramped, sickbor but but even.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong, like like for nothing wrong with a
Speaker 1: little dom pops.
Speaker 4: I'm not afraid of that at all.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm But I'm not post You're like, huh,
Speaker 1: maybe that's all you like, no, no, no, no no, because
Speaker 1: I haven't been in love with the girl.
Speaker 4: That's all bro like, it's it's it's not like.
Speaker 3: I'm let's ask him the million dary question.
Speaker 1: And and and getting hard doesn't mean like you're you're
Speaker 1: your submissive all of them?
Speaker 3: Are you looking for love?
Speaker 1: Knockers? You know, are you looking for love? It's coming, bro,
Speaker 1: I think it's here.
Speaker 4: I think it's coming. I don't want to say it's here,
Speaker 4: it's coming. I'm not looking for nothing.
Speaker 1: He went up two days. It's not coming.
Speaker 2: He went up two dates the minute she liked. On
Speaker 2: one day, we called the type of bitches here and the.
Speaker 4: Next day asked on her a bitch.
Speaker 1: I told you can stop saying that ship but it's
Speaker 1: because you don't respect like anything that I do. It's
Speaker 1: the truth. I didn't call it no bitch.
Speaker 4: Well he caught all the hung girls bitches, and.
Speaker 2: I never bo stop doing that because I don't call
Speaker 2: all the calls the drab bitch.
Speaker 1: Accident. Okay, you're only naming two girls.
Speaker 4: Stop making this fact.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you call all my friends bitches.
Speaker 6: You know that's not That's not what happened me A
Speaker 6: bit I called it.
Speaker 1: When I called him that. It was funny because I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this bitche and then I literally did I said, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, but but before you started hanging out with us,
Speaker 1: he used to call his own girls bitches like some something.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just but yeah, but yeah again that
Speaker 1: was before. Okay, Like I understand, we're having a good
Speaker 1: conversation and everything. You don't need to paint me. That's
Speaker 1: like a that's like a low level into intellectual person.
Speaker 1: That's how you feel. Yeah, like that's that is a fact. Though,
Speaker 1: no it's not, that's not yeah before three years ago. No,
Speaker 1: I don't call those bitches bitches bitches. Now, that's not
Speaker 1: what I do. I okay, So that okay, it's right.
Speaker 1: So all right, I'm not calling you that.
Speaker 2: But as a person of as a as a product
Speaker 2: of my environment. If I don't know a girl's name
Speaker 2: and she's and you call all my bitch and I
Speaker 2: don't know her name and I call her bitch, am
Speaker 2: I wrong?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If I don't know her name, Yeah, but buddy, all
Speaker 2: he does call her a bitch, but I don't know
Speaker 2: her name, And then ask him for the first letter
Speaker 2: and he just traumatized because he thinks somebody's gonna find their.
Speaker 1: Taken from him. Wrong. I'm not worried about that ship.
Speaker 1: But you have to understand when you said bitch, I
Speaker 1: said that you were calling her a bitch. It was
Speaker 1: just like this bitch, you know, it was more like
Speaker 1: a bit as a person, not not like not like
Speaker 1: she's a bit. That's what I'm saying. That's what i'm
Speaker 1: saying too. But I'm not wrong. You're not wrong, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying right now the way you're saying this like
Speaker 1: you're calling her a bitch, it's not I'm not that's
Speaker 1: your bitch like but but no, but I understand you guys,
Speaker 1: But if I call your bitch your bitch, would that
Speaker 1: be right? Would that be right? You know her though
Speaker 1: you know her? If I didn't know her, and what
Speaker 1: do we call? No? What if I correct you about
Speaker 1: the bitch that's not my the same thing? You know? No? No, No,
Speaker 1: I think he thinks like when I say I see.
Speaker 4: What you're saying, you're gonna be disrespectful.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: But if you go like, damn, my bitch actually stupid
Speaker 2: and I don't know your bitch like, I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be I heard, I heard, actually be like
Speaker 2: my bitch. But I know he's talking about but but
Speaker 2: I know Claric's name, so I'll say her name.
Speaker 1: That makes sad for but if but I don't.
Speaker 2: Know but yet again as well as name and he
Speaker 2: and got your the very like private person, So I
Speaker 2: get it. But if I can't even know that girl,
Speaker 2: you're somehow looking we have all business together.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and then I was, okay, don't give
Speaker 1: me your own name. What's your first letter in my line? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: you're not lie, you know, and we can talk about
Speaker 1: this story and we're being very open. I don't like
Speaker 1: how you downplay that ship too. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: like how you're like, oh, this bro, we're having a conversation.
Speaker 4: I'm not taking anything personal.
Speaker 1: I'm not down I just feel I just feel like
Speaker 1: as we're talking, we should be able to talk about
Speaker 1: her and stuff. I'm talking about it, okay, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not getting it. I'm not taking so
Speaker 1: we're gonna say. I don't like how you're down playing
Speaker 1: it just because I have like two days with somebody
Speaker 1: I can't like her or something. You're not only one
Speaker 1: on two days? Yeah, I did, bro, maybe I want
Speaker 1: to go on more though, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And take anyway, we had the conversation you went on
Speaker 2: one dinner day that that's the three hours and I.
Speaker 1: Call her a bitch and you throw a fucking fit
Speaker 1: because because I like her. Okay, well, can you give
Speaker 1: me your name and I'll call her by her first letter?
Speaker 3: That's you right now?
Speaker 1: What's her name? You're gonna have to kill me, see
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But watch, but I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: But but Jakarta is Jakarta.
Speaker 1: When and all the homies. That's interesting, but I want
Speaker 1: to explain it.
Speaker 4: We're a product of our environment. The way me and
Speaker 4: the homies talk.
Speaker 1: It's just what you do.
Speaker 2: Like that little bits my little bit obviously around her
Speaker 2: in front of her, I'm gonna pussy ass bitch. I
Speaker 2: don't call my bitches bitch in the front of say
Speaker 2: it then my bread and my head do I think it?
Speaker 1: Sometimes?
Speaker 2: So if I don't know this girl's name, like I
Speaker 2: don't call the homies girls girls, bitch, that's not his
Speaker 2: girl yet respectfully with the man, he says, I really
Speaker 2: like her there's my booth.
Speaker 4: Dang, I'm gonna bring her around.
Speaker 1: We're doing all this cool ship.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming you want to invite you word be your girl.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 6: She hadn't earned that, she hadn't earned your boot, she
Speaker 6: hasn't earned broke up with you because after after.
Speaker 1: Three hours, I can't tell my business because we're in Chicago.
Speaker 1: They're just gonna throw this bitch on the podcast. I
Speaker 1: feel like that was a this bitch. No, No, did
Speaker 1: I really? Oh my god, did I know when I'm
Speaker 1: saying this bit is talking about him? No? No, Like.
Speaker 2: This isn't the only reason you would care about what
Speaker 2: people think is because like because she watches the No, no,
Speaker 2: she watched it, but did she watched it alone and
Speaker 2: she watched it with her homegirl?
Speaker 1: I think what the reason? Like? No, my biggest buddy, So.
Speaker 2: My biggest thing whenever I talked to somebody. But I
Speaker 2: hate when the bitch they didn't care about what this
Speaker 2: pot like, Oh, I know, I know you're entertaining.
Speaker 1: I know his business.
Speaker 2: The man in a homegirl watch from the bitch the bitch?
Speaker 2: All you gonna let them talk about that? Not a
Speaker 2: bitch got an issue? Like bitch if you're not an inch.
Speaker 2: I have an issue right off the back.
Speaker 1: I'm not an initial when your families like my ex
Speaker 1: my last.
Speaker 2: Year, she was cool with everything out there, my skits,
Speaker 2: all my shanks, all that she doesn't just for the
Speaker 2: minute family members friends started to see what I'm seeing.
Speaker 1: Oh is he being for real? Then like you're embarrassing, No, bitch,
Speaker 1: this is who I am.
Speaker 2: Yea to your carter, like, don't switch like and and
Speaker 2: this is I guess you're this is your first time
Speaker 2: having the situation with.
Speaker 4: All one with this, yeah, it is no No.
Speaker 1: What happened to the ones you went bro club? Bro
Speaker 1: club didn't count? That bach ay count the same.
Speaker 2: The same thing you're doing right now is what you
Speaker 2: did with her, dude, It's literally totally different.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, So can you get the first letter
Speaker 1: for name? And I won't con.
Speaker 2: I know that regardless, stop calling her a bit. I
Speaker 2: would have called m M. So you lied to me
Speaker 2: yes yesterday said n't ye he said it's.
Speaker 3: You know, he said it's an end for nurses.
Speaker 1: So to you with the fake. We have a we
Speaker 1: have a reveal and.
Speaker 5: Eat that way north the other week.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call her. Yeah, I guess no more bitch.
Speaker 4: You know, no more.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be respectful.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be respect and you're gonna go on more.
Speaker 1: Dates Karda with m M.
Speaker 3: You're welcome to watch the podcast What We Call You
Speaker 3: a Bitch?
Speaker 1: I told her. I told her I was giving a
Speaker 1: heard and I told her, like, hey, fool like like
Speaker 1: with this podcast, you have to understand. It's just like jokes,
Speaker 1: like you know, it's just working. By the way, this
Speaker 1: episode is called this Bitch. Okay, are you in better
Speaker 1: to a live show? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Oh so fresh everything so fresh.
Speaker 3: Might be another bitch.
Speaker 1: It's still fred it's still fresh, but you can't call
Speaker 1: her a bitch. Yeah. I don't think you should be
Speaker 1: calling any girls a bitch. Oh similar, That's just the
Speaker 1: vibe that I've been on lately. I've just been trying
Speaker 1: to hypocrisy like your hypocrim No no, no, no, no, no, do
Speaker 1: not help me jump on to Look, we shouldn't be
Speaker 1: calling the girls personally on personally we should person we
Speaker 1: shouldn't called no girls bitches. But the life we live,
Speaker 1: and you know, this world isn't perfect, So there are
Speaker 1: there are some girls that are bitches.
Speaker 4: Did you what the fuck? We're just gonna ignore this food.
Speaker 4: The fucking eminem right.
Speaker 1: There, Guyle from Street Fighter g y l E. You
Speaker 1: like that. I've seen your videos. I've seen your videos
Speaker 1: on your story. They make me so uncomfortable when you're
Speaker 1: makes me uncomfortable. Oh that's what it's a blank looking
Speaker 1: like that. No, I have that that magic boo, I
Speaker 1: have that body? Is it?
Speaker 4: That's maging boom, the big one?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I look at look at the key.
Speaker 1: Six.
Speaker 4: You ain't got the head.
Speaker 1: The hivvies, the hivvy to the hibby, to the.
Speaker 4: Who catches, the heave?
Speaker 1: Who catches the hive? Who catch you? The heave who catches?
Speaker 4: And I say so.
Speaker 1: West Hollywood is stuck with the heave. That's hop the
Speaker 1: hippy to the heavy. If you ain't you talk about
Speaker 1: how was the second?
Speaker 4: I was like, fucking grave bro.
Speaker 3: Tell us about where did you guys go?
Speaker 2: Did you call me while you're a winner to flex?
Speaker 2: I mean that you're a back winter talk about it?
Speaker 1: In accident? Li bitch? He called me that I been out?
Speaker 1: What happened? I was sleeping? I was like I thought
Speaker 1: it was I was on my I was already a
Speaker 1: home and then I was just like, let me see
Speaker 1: what I was doing. I called him twice. He goes like, yo, bro,
Speaker 1: what happened? And I was like, oh man, it was
Speaker 1: an accident because in my head, I'm like like, dam
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just walk this swoop. She was gonna trip,
Speaker 1: you know, because Lady has been more upset with me
Speaker 1: lately for like no reason. But there has been no reason.
Speaker 1: But these are more upset lately. I've just been I
Speaker 1: feel like I've been walking on eggshells because I don't
Speaker 1: know what could tweak him out. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Stay there, Fuck you, bitch. I thought we're gonna move on.
Speaker 2: I thought we're gonna move on. Even trans woman should
Speaker 2: be called bitch.
Speaker 5: What's a transformer? I'm a trans woman. I don't want
Speaker 5: to be called them bitch bitch.
Speaker 1: It was tras woman, they'd be acting crazy.
Speaker 4: Huh, what's what's a trans woman?
Speaker 1: Your date? I'm talking about my dad, bitch. Hey, even
Speaker 1: not not binary bitches, fluid? What is it? What is it?
Speaker 4: You're all solid?
Speaker 1: Trust me ask your dad. Don't talk about my father, bitch, bitch.
Speaker 1: I missed you guys. You guys, what's when do you
Speaker 1: perform this weekend? I'm with the mess here before that
Speaker 1: hears something else?
Speaker 5: Oh you haverow monthly show that I do?
Speaker 1: You got a bomb?
Speaker 4: What? What?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
Speaker 4: What's the lineup? Looking like?
Speaker 1: It's great?
Speaker 3: It's a great lineup.
Speaker 5: It's according to someone else. I stole their lineup the
Speaker 5: camera man, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, you know what you don't you know what?
Speaker 1: I've had these lineups?
Speaker 3: You guys, Adrian Hernandez.
Speaker 10: Off money flores, you bitch, fat fagook special or what first?
Speaker 1: Doug too much? Wait?
Speaker 3: So you're just the children?
Speaker 1: Do know?
Speaker 5: I can do this longer than your son. Okay you
Speaker 5: might be. You might be wealthier at it because of
Speaker 5: the kids.
Speaker 1: To social media.
Speaker 2: No, you're definitely good at it and gay at it,
Speaker 2: like my thing is you about?
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at it because you stole it. If
Speaker 2: anybody does want that would have been mad. I'm just
Speaker 2: kidding you.
Speaker 1: Fucking fat bitch, bitch, now, fucking fat bitch. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be a fat bitch. Okay, sad bitch is rude.
Speaker 1: Stop bitch like like like like like bitch is fun
Speaker 1: like bitch, Like see what can I heard your picture?
Speaker 1: You're a bitch? A bitch? Hey, you know her, I
Speaker 1: know her.
Speaker 4: I don't want to call the bitch she's she's that's
Speaker 4: the nicest.
Speaker 1: She's a bitch. Shoulder. So we're we're Iago and I
Speaker 1: straight I did something called a back check. You can't
Speaker 1: be doing I can do. You know she did have
Speaker 1: to do dog.
Speaker 4: She her chest checked me like.
Speaker 1: I've seen him back and she was like a little
Speaker 1: you know, a little musk glass back kind of looked like
Speaker 1: she's strong. And then I've seen her and I was
Speaker 1: like back check from her back and then she went,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, she turned around the away chi and I'm
Speaker 1: like but but but I was like like I played
Speaker 1: with the hommies girls like that, like the ones that
Speaker 1: I'm pretty close to her, so I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: super closer she was.
Speaker 4: I smacked the ship out.
Speaker 2: That but bet then like, oh I trying and I
Speaker 2: was like the fucking smack and I no Friday, he
Speaker 2: was like she was playing with me.
Speaker 8: She was playing with me because she was she's cool
Speaker 8: as I love that she is kind of a oh bitch,
Speaker 8: let's see saying.
Speaker 1: Gave me.
Speaker 4: Were I know everybody know, Bro, like we're joking.
Speaker 1: The whole thing yesterday was a full joke and I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry about that. You know, I wanted to watch
Speaker 1: the episode before this episode, he's fast out on me,
Speaker 1: and when all the way back into full was like,
Speaker 1: it's very emotional. I'm a very emotional person, Trin, I'll
Speaker 1: be triving. He's been a lot more emotional. I choked
Speaker 1: him to the day and he like, bro, Bro, Bro,
Speaker 1: it was I don't want about it. We talked about it. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want talk about so much. But I feel
Speaker 1: like you're like, I don't know if you're fucking mentally
Speaker 1: retarded or something, because I don't think you understand this.
Speaker 1: We can play around, we can play around. Everything's jokes.
Speaker 1: When someone said gets hurt, I get hurt. I could
Speaker 1: have gone to the hospital when he broke your leg.
Speaker 1: I didn't break but to him, yeah, but yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't break it, but physically physically physically, but you broadcasted
Speaker 1: and and honestly that hurt more than I got sensitive. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 1: because now because now people could go back and look
Speaker 1: at it. He puts in if his best friend I
Speaker 1: hain't got to any show that he's.
Speaker 4: Been on for the last year.
Speaker 1: Sommy does in the same city as he was living
Speaker 1: here two months before. Uh, like I said a month ago.
Speaker 2: His best friend who he Jakarta to him, he's the
Speaker 2: highest of all friends.
Speaker 1: Correct. I hate what.
Speaker 2: That's because that's because he's like like Jesus or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: definitely a lot of his dad, peasy, that's how Jakarta
Speaker 2: seasons of his dad.
Speaker 1: A lot of friend, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his best friend in the whole white world.
Speaker 2: That's who he thinks. He's the most handsome man in
Speaker 2: the world. He thinks he's not be gay. I do
Speaker 2: bro Jakarta hell easy to a super high standard. He's
Speaker 2: the one that broke like physically physically. I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: had a video to post if his best friend didn't
Speaker 2: jump on his back and breaks like to this day
Speaker 2: he had.
Speaker 1: You have to blame. I told him a little you
Speaker 1: know what I did. You know what if you're a
Speaker 1: homieslate like this.
Speaker 2: You know, you have a hoodie on right now, like
Speaker 2: if you're if you're driving our passenger and somebody behind
Speaker 2: you my homies.
Speaker 4: And put it back, that's different.
Speaker 1: Totally Let me finished, you know, because you've done the
Speaker 1: hit to be multiple time.
Speaker 2: Let me finish their finished and and and we were
Speaker 2: We're in Chicago.
Speaker 4: We had a black kid, and I think with the
Speaker 4: black kid is a lot.
Speaker 2: Less harder because it's like a super something hard put
Speaker 2: his hands with a hoodie.
Speaker 1: He has it on Yeah, yeah, I pulled it for
Speaker 1: like no time.
Speaker 2: We have it on video the last night, five second
Speaker 2: pulled it back last sheet.
Speaker 4: I couldn't five seconds. But I really couldn't be like
Speaker 4: you went into a full concussion.
Speaker 1: No, genuinely, I couldn't breathe, like I never I'm not
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't lie about this like like sometimes like
Speaker 1: over what is it? Exaggerate? I guess sometimes and Ship,
Speaker 1: I'm genuinely telling you I couldn't breathe. You sell the
Speaker 1: light type No, bro, Like okay, you're trying to be
Speaker 1: funny too, Bitch, I couldn't breathe like it and it
Speaker 1: was so sudden and then it was so sudden and
Speaker 1: scared the ship out of me.
Speaker 4: I really couldn't breathe.
Speaker 1: It was like the shock. It was a shock, bro,
Speaker 1: I couldn't breathe. I don't know, so you know then
Speaker 1: this dumb bitch waits five seconds.
Speaker 4: It doesn't again. He did it twice.
Speaker 1: He did it twice, and I ship bothered the I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how you're saying. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how
Speaker 1: it is to tell you this without like you feeling
Speaker 1: because I think he's fucking mentally retarded. Well you, because
Speaker 1: you know you gotta be a dumb, fucking bitch. Well,
Speaker 1: there is no way because I'm telling you abo that
Speaker 1: ship fucking hurtful and like I couldn't breathe into as
Speaker 1: I mean that bitch, bro Let me, fucking greg, let
Speaker 1: me get your ship he is talking. First of all,
Speaker 1: let's talk about this.
Speaker 5: You said this last How are you you a citizen
Speaker 5: in SL class?
Speaker 2: Because uh, Spanish is my first language.
Speaker 1: Boy, maybe you were just smart and you got out
Speaker 1: of yourself that I did and it was in the
Speaker 1: s L.
Speaker 5: So you learned English before you want to I speak
Speaker 5: fluent Spanish and fluent English.
Speaker 4: And when did you learn fluent English at home?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: When?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But who taught you that? My neighbors? Okay, No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, can we go back to the
Speaker 1: conversation about his who the your switches about that? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's not your show, bitch, I'm so sorry. Choke him again,
Speaker 1: take me your show is my show because but anyways, no,
Speaker 1: but you choked him, you know, sorry, but I'm sorry, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: But that's the thing, just because you're just because your
Speaker 1: quote unquote joking, it's not okay. Yeah, it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: it's okay. Bro, let's get let's get deeper. And then
Speaker 1: and then then he he makes it and he makes
Speaker 1: this weird play about home being sensitive.
Speaker 3: And you're being funny.
Speaker 1: Well, like, bro, I'm telling you, I'm telling you genuinely,
Speaker 1: let's put him on blast.
Speaker 4: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: But has he not been a little extra sensitive?
Speaker 3: I don't think I will say just listen you. I
Speaker 3: think you have trouble sometimes apologizing, dude.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. And that's all I say.
Speaker 5: And I'm not gonna get it in your I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna go in your guts because I want to. But
Speaker 5: what but what I'm saying is what I'm saying is
Speaker 5: I love you to pieces. You're my child, You're my miho,
Speaker 5: and I've been working with you for like three years down.
Speaker 5: But I think sometimes you have a hard time either apologizing.
Speaker 1: To your team. It's hard for you to say you're
Speaker 1: wrong and that's not in your head. In your head,
Speaker 1: I'm the one that's wrong on every single standpoint.
Speaker 3: And that you can put it back on this. Let's
Speaker 3: keep it real.
Speaker 1: We love you, I love you. Sorry. It's hard for
Speaker 1: you to say, can't come look at the shot because
Speaker 1: you're never wrong. Apologize right now, right now, right now,
Speaker 1: right now. He's the You're on fire, right now, right now.
Speaker 1: I want you to get the fuck out this room.
Speaker 4: Right now, right now.
Speaker 2: When he when he reacted when I told him he
Speaker 2: was to come today, how do he explore hot?
Speaker 1: I didn't explode. You got hot?
Speaker 4: I did then I watched I.
Speaker 1: Was sitting right here, and then I proved it. He
Speaker 1: was like, who sends an audio message a week before?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter a week and a half before. You
Speaker 1: also apologize.
Speaker 3: Also, you also have your card.
Speaker 5: I've watched you for the littlest ship and what you're
Speaker 5: trying to do this like insignificant ship.
Speaker 1: Bro. But when I bro, but I do a lot too, bro.
Speaker 1: Like one you always you always, I never no no no,
Speaker 1: But you treat me like I don't do ship. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a big problem with you too. And then
Speaker 1: I'm glad we're talking about this. There's a lot I
Speaker 1: need to get off my chest. Bro, Bro, like you
Speaker 1: be treating me like I don't do ship and like
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking jew and I don't like to spend
Speaker 1: money money on the gang. I always do it, bro,
Speaker 1: And then when I when I, if I ever bring
Speaker 1: it up, I'm a fucking Jewish bitch. But I'm like
Speaker 1: you foods are acting like I never do it. You
Speaker 1: got what I'm saying by do ship? What do you
Speaker 1: mean by do ship? I want you to do because
Speaker 1: there's somebody on the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: You told me to do. Anything you tell me to do,
Speaker 2: I do it because you think Andre is bias to me, right,
Speaker 2: Yeah definitely. Okay, So now he doesn't bias.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Or big hung girl whatever, never had that. Whatever you actenty,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't want to be I don't
Speaker 2: want to miss gender.
Speaker 1: Nobody your mouth I already be for with fab bit
Speaker 1: in your mouth.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a big advocate for gays.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, loves the gas. Yeah okay, I My problem
Speaker 1: is I shouldn't have to tell you. Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: Or now I shouldn't have to tell me?
Speaker 1: What like if I say it one time, there shouldn't
Speaker 1: be more than that. Yeah, okay, does that make sense? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So if I'm on the road and I'm telling you
Speaker 2: for the last six months to get drunk after we're
Speaker 2: done working, and you get drunk still for the four months,
Speaker 2: don't you think I have a reason to.
Speaker 1: Explode hundred thousand per hundred thousand.
Speaker 4: But I did stop recently. Sis could just happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it stopped every single location after it stopped,
Speaker 1: and and and have I not given me you credit
Speaker 1: for it? You've given me credit for it. Okay, but
Speaker 1: I did fuck up in Chicago. We don't think we
Speaker 1: have to get into that, or can we? For what you? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't wake up. Yes, I woke up. I will couple.
Speaker 1: I guess we were on such a time crunch. You
Speaker 1: were like, we have to leave this. Yeah, you guys me,
Speaker 1: but I did. But listen, I did wake up. I
Speaker 1: woke up, and then I and before just let me
Speaker 1: know when shower, and then I fell back asleep. But
Speaker 1: I think I fell back and sleep too deep. When
Speaker 1: this woke me up again, he was just like, but
Speaker 1: the way he said it was like, we'll just leave
Speaker 1: you here, bro, But I didn't know. He was like,
Speaker 1: you should have already been up in showered already, and
Speaker 1: you should have Yeah, but I told him to let
Speaker 1: me know, don't one let me know. I understand. I
Speaker 1: understand as I'm saying it. I'm understanding where I'm wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm saying, look
Speaker 1: at where I'm coming from today.
Speaker 4: So you're talking about it that joking.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to fuck Yeah, I do what
Speaker 1: the fuck I'll ever do that? Should again? I just
Speaker 1: and then calling my bitch a bitch?
Speaker 5: Wait did you I didn't hear you say sorry for
Speaker 5: the joking board, I said my bad?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I want to hear.
Speaker 4: My bad stopped my bad. I need my bad.
Speaker 1: That's a fake apology, that's not a fig apology. That's
Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's How can I go to your house?
Speaker 1: Sure that my bady's equivalent to that?
Speaker 3: If you want to fun?
Speaker 1: Sure? Why are you so nicety?
Speaker 3: Your mouth mother? I'm trying to get your.
Speaker 2: Want you no no, no, no, okay, okay, okay, okay, maybe okay.
Speaker 2: And my whole thing is like, I didn't know we
Speaker 2: didn't play like that. I just thought, I just Jakarta
Speaker 2: has been around all the boys, how we played me
Speaker 2: and all the hummies.
Speaker 1: So I didn't known give a five ye.
Speaker 4: That's that's another thing right here. That's another thing.
Speaker 1: You know. I know we play it like that. You know,
Speaker 1: I know you know it. But bro, so that was
Speaker 1: just too much. That specific thing was too much. Bro,
Speaker 1: I couldn't fuck I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are you fucking retarded? Like? That's why I keep asking
Speaker 1: you this because I don't understand if okay, you're breathing
Speaker 1: right now. I'magin if someone took that ship away from
Speaker 1: me for five seconds and you're trying to breathe it
Speaker 1: because he had this big neck. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: saying though, And then to you you don't understand to me,
Speaker 1: But that's the next Like you guys, we're listening to you.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to take to your personal neither, because
Speaker 1: I guess I'll be taking a lot of your personal
Speaker 1: daily and I don't know how to play and ship.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is I do know how to play.
Speaker 1: I just think that specific thing fucking those too much.
Speaker 4: Okay, what are you saying? I want choke you again?
Speaker 4: I promise my bad bad for choking you.
Speaker 3: Say I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I don't have to say I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You think you're a bitch of you saying that you're
Speaker 1: such a weird it's a weird dude, just because it's
Speaker 1: because I'm not sorry. I knew it. I knew that,
Speaker 1: so don't apologize. You know what, he's crazy. My bad.
Speaker 1: I'm bout for getting sucked up on tour and missing
Speaker 1: blind Okay, I know that part I'm sorry for because
Speaker 1: that was that was one of them.
Speaker 4: Okay, one of.
Speaker 1: Them pays, only the one doesn't me choking him? That
Speaker 1: was fun. Joking jokes bros up my mental and like everything.
Speaker 3: To cocaine doesn't. But choking with the blanket that.
Speaker 1: On cocaine doesn't bother nobody, right, That what was risking.
Speaker 1: He risks his life every weekend, and I joke on
Speaker 1: my little seconds because it's on my own terms. And
Speaker 1: I'm stopping to put your foot. I've slowed down immensely.
Speaker 2: Okay, somebody, it was just a little let's let's let's.
Speaker 1: Move on from this, because we already talked about this
Speaker 1: too long, and I just feel like, look, I just
Speaker 1: feel like, I just like, if you don't, if you
Speaker 1: don't want to say sorry about that, it's cool. Just
Speaker 1: don't do it again. No no, no, not even that. I
Speaker 1: hope you don't ever do it again. But now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have this ship in my head. That's something so
Speaker 1: serious though to me, that was very serious.
Speaker 4: To me, I feel like I've said worst things that
Speaker 4: you didn't expect. I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, but but
Speaker 4: but but I do.
Speaker 1: That's on the point, blanket.
Speaker 2: Genuine when that happened, Jenue, when happened, I thought it
Speaker 2: was a joke.
Speaker 1: No, I was pissed. Everything's a joke bad to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the serious stuff that hurts people to you, you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm famous, dead, mister Bainance. I don't care, you know,
Speaker 1: but I'm letting you know that she just bothered me
Speaker 1: a lot, and I hurt my feelings. Did it bug
Speaker 1: you more than everybody was laughing at you in the
Speaker 1: car ten million times more? But that's why I like you,
Speaker 1: Andrea right there?
Speaker 4: But I can't stop on that from laughing on Andrea
Speaker 4: or because bro, you.
Speaker 1: Have understand they don't care about me. They never have.
Speaker 1: It was pretty funnyund with like no no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: trust you don't none of these none of these people
Speaker 1: just shows that none of these people in the car
Speaker 1: care about me. And that's what I took personal. But
Speaker 1: you know this is this is a business and like
Speaker 1: I'll just I'll take it to the chin and I'll
Speaker 1: move on. But now that I know, no one really
Speaker 1: fucks with me because I was dying and y'all laughed. Wait,
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm being genuine as I thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna die.
Speaker 3: Bro, are you guys?
Speaker 1: I do know? Are you guys listening to this point?
Speaker 1: I don't care? But it just they don't give a
Speaker 1: fun but they think this tweaker emotional bitch help me
Speaker 1: so many times, so many times? What are you talking about? Day?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Somebody talking like day?
Speaker 4: And then see and this is where is where I
Speaker 4: want you to die?
Speaker 1: Second?
Speaker 4: Ready, okay?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: That that was meaning me? Right me choking in for sure?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 4: That that was that?
Speaker 1: You know what? I am sorry because I don't can
Speaker 1: we get behind that favor? Time. No, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not bad for choking you, right, because that's too far. Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: that's too far. Did you not hear what he said
Speaker 1: right after? But I'm sorry for you being a punk
Speaker 1: ass bitch. No, no, no, that's too much, right me joking?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's too much what I did?
Speaker 5: I don't think it's too much, but it made him
Speaker 5: feel type of way right, because that was bad, like
Speaker 5: boy horse.
Speaker 2: Playing like a boys dud. You're a man dude, right,
Speaker 2: that's bad. And then it's called them a junkie joking listen,
Speaker 2: and then about no.
Speaker 1: He's dissected. See how I didn't get mad when you know?
Speaker 1: How am I man? Continue? I don't know. That's the
Speaker 1: brother just pissed me off. And you're like, oh, this
Speaker 1: was a man. He's just taking a personal bro. I'm
Speaker 1: just talking regular to so so you can up.
Speaker 4: And then and then it's called them a junkie.
Speaker 1: He talked under that, yeah, with the bottle I paid
Speaker 1: for you'll never see a hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Bitch got personal like that, Bro, that's personal, and what
Speaker 2: he said was personal.
Speaker 4: Fuck for me. You don't don't say he called me
Speaker 4: a drunkie.
Speaker 1: He said, oh drunk, and you fucking drunk ass bitch,
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what he said. Bro, you think I'm
Speaker 1: hearing ship.
Speaker 4: You think I'm hearing it.
Speaker 1: Bro, you can't call me a drunk ass bitch and
Speaker 1: then a fucking drunk and then proceeds to try to
Speaker 1: physically make my fucking arm. You know that. But of
Speaker 1: course Dun left it out because these guys are both
Speaker 1: Jews and they're part of the same thing, and they
Speaker 1: both No one cares about you. No one cares about you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I care about me. You fu, you punk bitch. Don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: You ain't your grown bitch, bitch what bitch?
Speaker 1: Yeah you are? You drunk bitch. That's your turn.
Speaker 4: You're gonna go to hell.
Speaker 1: You sagging. But to be honest, I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to dwell on this too much.
Speaker 1: This is like, now I'm over it. You know this
Speaker 1: isn't that serious? Can we hope he knows not to
Speaker 1: play with me like that? But if he doesnt want
Speaker 1: to continue playing with me like that, we'll just see
Speaker 1: how life goes. You know.
Speaker 4: It's not like I can do a lot of.
Speaker 1: Song, No, No, I just won't play with you no more.
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, it's not that though, being a weird bit,
Speaker 1: weird bit, you know, because he's like he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: then we just don't be friends anymore. Yeah. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, broke, Yeah, like no more. That's fucking crazy, bro.
Speaker 1: Like like like bro, I just said stop, bro, don't
Speaker 1: choke me again. And now it's like, all right, Bro,
Speaker 1: I just won't play with you. Yeah you don't think
Speaker 1: I like playing with you. I'm playing with you my
Speaker 1: best friend. I just saying if I take something, just
Speaker 1: be confused because like I pocus bo. Yeah, it makes
Speaker 1: him laugh.
Speaker 4: I choked him for five seconds. It's the end of
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, do you know chalk can kill somebody. I
Speaker 1: don't think people are fucking dying by getting fucking the
Speaker 1: ass head last they got the hill.
Speaker 4: But I know you don't have the hip. You're clean guy.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Well, well his finger keep
Speaker 1: both the dark first police. But I am.
Speaker 2: But but I do apologize for for making you feel back.
Speaker 1: Say thank you, thank you, thank you. I just like,
Speaker 1: thank you for someone apologies crazy bringing the craziest I
Speaker 1: have to say thank you bringing the gates. This is
Speaker 1: the gays.
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Speaker 2: So before we play this, me and Tocardo talking about
Speaker 2: fat bitches sarcastically and fat bitches took it to the heart.
Speaker 2: There's another fat bitch I want to talk about after
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: But but let's play this one verse. You're a fat bitch.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be working out some what else should they
Speaker 1: not be doing? The name five? Five bitches should not
Speaker 1: be doing it.
Speaker 2: To uh.
Speaker 1: Tops three putting jeans up above their.
Speaker 2: I know a few bitches, and I'll bring convers that
Speaker 2: should just be looking a lot of coffe.
Speaker 4: A positive, positive, positive, passive positive.
Speaker 2: Look at this Look at this bitch right here.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's a jew in Armenian.
Speaker 4: I don't know what race she is. Can you put
Speaker 4: up punchback and there, yes the time put a.
Speaker 3: Punch back hair, dude, be nice? Is that a real hair.
Speaker 1: It's real hair. That's your real hair. I believe you
Speaker 1: guys are horrible.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll go back to her person.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a similarity, right birthday? Birthday? Can
Speaker 1: I get off this podcast?
Speaker 2: Fat guy a positive again? A fat bitch that was
Speaker 2: wearing her headphones. A fat bitch's wearing her headphones in
Speaker 2: her own house. Autistic fat bitch because you could have
Speaker 2: done the video without that. The heads aren't even connected
Speaker 2: because the audience is too good to be connected.
Speaker 1: Bertha, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait, very birth playing.
Speaker 2: Look at her two big as spongeboll team boom in
Speaker 2: all that ship. That ship is crazy gang.
Speaker 1: How do you have a gap between the two gaps? One?
Speaker 1: Two to the loads playing island are one two three four? Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead? Birthday? Oh my god? Oh A fat bitch
Speaker 1: will take care of her now before she takes care
Speaker 1: of her health first.
Speaker 2: I have a Disney lamb pass and when my day's
Speaker 2: open up, I am gonnna wear the shortest the short.
Speaker 4: Please don't do that ship.
Speaker 1: You can't be doing that ship.
Speaker 4: Disney has children around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure what your child?
Speaker 1: What you're child? You mom? What is that I don't
Speaker 1: even know son. You know that's fucked up. And then
Speaker 1: and then the characters Perth dgan to my.
Speaker 5: Belly button and the bucks and my fucking converses, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna take my big ass to Disneyland. This guys getting there.
Speaker 2: Proposit again. I fuck bad bitches. And you know what,
Speaker 2: that's that's the problem, bitch. You don't have no companies.
Speaker 2: That's why you gotta do a video like this. I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck out photos, video, shirts, stories, Paul
Speaker 2: skits of me with my shirt off. I grew up
Speaker 2: playing water polo groups. I have confidence. That's why I
Speaker 2: could talk my ship person playing. Look at her nose,
Speaker 2: Look at her nose, Look at ahead. They'll stop you're
Speaker 2: doing look Perth play you know what?
Speaker 1: That nose remind me of? What's that movie Adam Sandler?
Speaker 1: When when? When? When when he finds out? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: search up, Search up, Search up, Adam Sandler, Big nose movie.
Speaker 1: What's that He goes some white? Somebody goes on white.
Speaker 1: He's a plastic surgeon. Yeah, go presenter, presenter, Uh huh,
Speaker 1: fuck got it? No, just go with it. Go back
Speaker 1: to let let her finish. I'm like, is there enough
Speaker 1: dasity fountain that only men have access to? All?
Speaker 2: Right, press play pers again Audacity Audacity Audacity Fountain. And
Speaker 2: that is the reason why I called my boy Josh
Speaker 2: from Flapper's Comedy Club, which I've sawd plenty of times.
Speaker 2: We will be consling Shan September ten. I will be
Speaker 2: taking over that day. If you want to open up
Speaker 2: for me, I have a cold op been right before
Speaker 2: doors open. You can perform from my stats.
Speaker 3: So you just canceled her show.
Speaker 2: I mean for what a joke like audacity Fountain. That's
Speaker 2: if you die. She thought that was give her five minutes.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 2: I want she needs to give her live five more minutes.
Speaker 2: Just degrading every single time. Papa, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's what personally, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You need access to gym. Look and then go to
Speaker 1: her page. So do I go to her page?
Speaker 5: I'm I just joined by the way, oh.
Speaker 1: Her, that's what she does, hurting and shipting on me. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you could have said that I see it. I see it,
Speaker 1: and you take another man.
Speaker 2: Oh and the fact that she got mad about me
Speaker 2: calling fat bitches fat bitches like I thought you were
Speaker 2: non binary or something.
Speaker 1: No binary. Some of our homegirls are fluid or some
Speaker 1: of the hungers are fat ass. Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4: We love them.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh and then and then my boy job.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm gonna cut, Josh, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Go by tickets to her show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go buy tickets to show.
Speaker 2: How about you? You know what gets me more mad
Speaker 2: about a fat comic bitch? Like bitch you should?
Speaker 1: You know you be there?
Speaker 3: You know we're joking about like we're comics.
Speaker 1: You think that's weird?
Speaker 2: Bro, effects's supposed to be a comed hold on seems
Speaker 2: like the window from the Catholic turch right there.
Speaker 1: But I know she has to make that Joffre, So
Speaker 1: it'll tell that ship about the fabric. Hold on, hold
Speaker 1: on her flappers clip what? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Control art for the staff.
Speaker 1: No, you're not counting the people that that's up.
Speaker 4: That's about she's obviously.
Speaker 1: People recording at her show.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you don't have no stab, bitch, because you can't
Speaker 11: pay them.
Speaker 1: You know. Fuck, this is fucked up. They have to
Speaker 1: move the seats back for her to be able to
Speaker 1: walk the sessions. Right now, when you're so down, they're
Speaker 1: to be tired. Now when you're so down, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I've walked through that bitch.
Speaker 1: I made you watching that bitch. Oh. Armenian shows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's by the way.
Speaker 2: By the way, I a lot of.
Speaker 4: Almost man dumb Armenian homies.
Speaker 1: I love eating. I'm gonna tell you right now. Armenians
Speaker 1: hate fat bitches. Yeah, that's what I say, fat picture.
Speaker 1: I have our Meenian homies, my mom, I have Armenian hobbies.
Speaker 1: I've seen these foods. They win.
Speaker 2: No fat bitch, keep a player. I always would to
Speaker 2: keep pretty bag, the baddest bitch, the baddest boy.
Speaker 1: They'd be like they'd be like I remember talking about
Speaker 1: Mendi hummies I met at the I see you know
Speaker 1: the hommy tow boy. Yeah, he has a he's a
Speaker 1: you know, a barber shopping. Yeah, these are they always
Speaker 1: come in the unit. It's like seven of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some of them. There's a benz outside right and beam
Speaker 1: and beamers and ship right. And I asked him, I was like, hey, fool,
Speaker 1: you fools, like when you was get married, you was
Speaker 1: gonna marryed like the art fools like for sure, Mayor
Speaker 1: and Armenian girl so I already know the armedian girl
Speaker 1: mayor like they all grew up together. And guess what,
Speaker 1: none of these business fat. I'm just not even trying
Speaker 1: to rude. They have the best food. But but somebody knew,
Speaker 1: and nobody knew who's gonna marry her? Hell, someone from Gleno,
Speaker 1: I believe. So I just don't know why she was
Speaker 1: talking at started through the circuit. But but you know
Speaker 1: what sucks. You know what sucks when you talk ship.
Speaker 1: Obviously we talked you like we're joking girl, like.
Speaker 3: Like if you're if you're she's a comedian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the point I could understand a fat beast
Speaker 2: that's like woke and like she's not that, she's not that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like like you be in these rooms, you be chilling,
Speaker 2: we all be chilling, like we all we all get
Speaker 2: jokes like I'm a I have a whole joke about
Speaker 2: how be fat.
Speaker 1: Why I can't date a fat beast because I'm big,
Speaker 1: because you're fat? But you under stop up. I've been
Speaker 1: time my whole life. Isn't that it Like there's no
Speaker 1: fast shaming, no dog that's a problem. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: keep it real.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep you trolls and I know you're gonna
Speaker 3: listen because I know you.
Speaker 5: I know you from the circuit and I've known you
Speaker 5: for a long time. But he was never talking about you.
Speaker 5: You placed yourself in this and you made it about you.
Speaker 4: And promoting your shuld that still has a soul down
Speaker 4: because I want to.
Speaker 12: Look and then that has been canceled, I said, doing
Speaker 12: Her Life podcast two, So you're doing your number twenty
Speaker 12: will be a floppers and because you can't make it
Speaker 12: to the.
Speaker 4: Keep doing your things, fat bitch.
Speaker 2: And you know what for I'm the biggest advocate for
Speaker 2: women common especially because I grab a woman, a lot
Speaker 2: of women. I'm wanting to see them window bullshit, be
Speaker 2: like big big women. No no, and you fat bra Silvia,
Speaker 2: that's my dog right there, she's she's biggest ship.
Speaker 1: You better man, what type of what?
Speaker 2: I was killing a my grip And we was all
Speaker 2: sitting down on the couch and one of the hommies
Speaker 2: when I got up, and so it was like he's
Speaker 2: like somebody want to sit there.
Speaker 1: Sibby was like, Hey, I'm gonna break that ship. Shot
Speaker 1: on the floor reject.
Speaker 2: So whytch that's my dog for yeah, man, shout out
Speaker 2: Haley shot and shout out my flat hun girls.
Speaker 1: I don't give a buck.
Speaker 2: Confident ass girls, I got a skinny ass, good looking man.
Speaker 2: Pay the building ship.
Speaker 1: Are your confidence up, bitch? That just it's a problem,
Speaker 1: like it's a youth thing. It's a youth thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you you place your s like like I got
Speaker 2: found houmpies. I'd be like, in no way, You're not
Speaker 2: getting no pushy food.
Speaker 1: Maybe just maybe iron your shirt a little better, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe clean your shoes a little Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you know what, maybe going to holes in them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever it is.
Speaker 5: But at the end of the day, like especially, I'll
Speaker 5: say this just to back you up, like you are
Speaker 5: about girls like you are all about the girls.
Speaker 3: You always put girls because you know what it weirds me.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear stories about like how girl
Speaker 2: comics being the scene and they be like you you've
Speaker 2: heard that, you know, And I like foods be weird
Speaker 2: with you. Fools like na like you more going to
Speaker 2: bring your man heavy you feel comfortable. I have a
Speaker 2: tor mantage y'all with me on the road.
Speaker 4: That's a girl, Andrea.
Speaker 2: I make sure she gets your own room and technically,
Speaker 2: Jacarda's boost to take that that because of talent.
Speaker 1: Because then literally, because I am talent. This is part
Speaker 1: of my tour. I'm Andrea is the only girl that
Speaker 1: travels with us, so we specifically she gets priority and
Speaker 1: have a girl. Yeah, so like I hate, I just
Speaker 1: that's weird as you can't give anyways.
Speaker 2: You know, Hey, hope you sell out your show on
Speaker 2: the September twenty ten, depending how I'm feeling the day before,
Speaker 2: if I.
Speaker 1: Want to sell that out or not. You're an asshole?
Speaker 1: Is that? I was mean? No? That wasn't that fucked up?
Speaker 4: She was rude? Well, ain't in a fat bitch drugget
Speaker 4: skinny pop. Look baby understand, baby, you see it? Daddy
Speaker 4: unders you put up the doctor please, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, they're talking. Let the conversation.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to see it.
Speaker 1: Bro. You'll pull it up. You'll pull it up sixty
Speaker 1: five pounds down from I'll be looking at the photos.
Speaker 1: I was looking those photos.
Speaker 4: Those photos give you the most inspiration.
Speaker 3: And actually I like that you clip up.
Speaker 1: Yeah No, the photo you sent me when I was
Speaker 1: on brown Bag was the most disgusting ship I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Somebody pus and you were like thinking about this to
Speaker 1: right now or like just.
Speaker 2: Like that, like even like the black marks on my face,
Speaker 2: like like my my body the way I wake up,
Speaker 2: I don't have pain as much as I do on
Speaker 2: my back.
Speaker 1: Also twenty I was a twenty five year old with sad.
Speaker 2: At a backplane. That is a problem, that's unheard food.
Speaker 2: I was, that's bad. And now that I sleep better,
Speaker 2: my shoes, my clothes feel better, it feels really good.
Speaker 1: Get in my head. I don't want to lose too
Speaker 1: much wee because I felt like I was fucking weird.
Speaker 9: I don't want you to be like Anaaxin. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 9: I'm cooling like twenty yeah, that's you know what I was.
Speaker 9: I was saying two fifty but two twenty, so it
Speaker 9: was pretty cute. And just keep it there right like
Speaker 9: like play with that gap like that.
Speaker 1: That's where you're gonna go. That's where I kind of
Speaker 1: want to be. I mean everyone, I'm willing to do
Speaker 1: the thing where to where I just get a skinny
Speaker 1: that I can get it.
Speaker 2: They're probably gets away and then lose it again. It
Speaker 2: makes it gives you like a whole new like perspective
Speaker 2: on life. But you've also just adopted fitness, which is good.
Speaker 1: You know what you know, you know what everyday life.
Speaker 1: You know what you can do. Swear to God, you
Speaker 1: know what you can do that I know you could
Speaker 1: have never done before. Bro, you can fucking skydive at
Speaker 1: two fifty. At fifty, I want to sky dive. I've
Speaker 1: been wanting to sky do, but you cannot less you're
Speaker 1: too fifty. The minute I turned two, like forty eight,
Speaker 1: because you know.
Speaker 4: Like you don't want to, you know, I think you
Speaker 4: should go to forty.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be too close, Bro, don't be
Speaker 1: too you want me on the line off the fuck
Speaker 1: that was like you coming on like that.
Speaker 3: We want you at two three seven and you go that.
Speaker 1: I think thirty bucks. If I'm gonna die, it is
Speaker 1: gonna happen for real.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But I have been wanting the sky die, but you
Speaker 1: have to wait till you're two fifty.
Speaker 2: It's funny because I didn't wanted to, which I don't remember,
Speaker 2: which I don't remember being too I don't remember being
Speaker 2: too fifty.
Speaker 1: I don't remember being too fifty neither. Maybe what are
Speaker 1: you at now I'm at three hundred. I'm not two
Speaker 1: ninety nine. I ninety nine.
Speaker 4: My highest wave thull was three fifty four.
Speaker 1: Mine was three three five five, three fifty four.
Speaker 3: Mine was three sixty five, and I'm two fifty right now?
Speaker 1: Exactly how one was that.
Speaker 4: In the middle of last year?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, man like two years ago, around around when around?
Speaker 1: When can pass away? Are you not timish? No? Right there?
Speaker 2: No, because right there I lost a lot of I
Speaker 2: remember I was losing weight. Yeah, right there is when
Speaker 2: I went from like three fifty or like three twenty.
Speaker 2: Then I gained it back three fifty. But you know
Speaker 2: what I think twenty twenty four when when I was
Speaker 2: in Portland. I have a clip of me in Portland,
Speaker 2: and now when I suppose the clips, you can see
Speaker 2: my neck, you can see the mic, but you couldn't
Speaker 2: see the mic.
Speaker 1: In that clip.
Speaker 2: Dude, you feel that the mic was like this way?
Speaker 2: Like do you feel like the MIC was on my.
Speaker 1: Cheek because that's where my shirt will go, cause where
Speaker 1: my cheek was. Yeah, So now you can now you
Speaker 1: can make well, now you can give me more clothes.
Speaker 1: But other than that, you can you can make I'm
Speaker 1: dead as though I'll be coming with you soon.
Speaker 2: You can make I just cleaned my closets and my
Speaker 2: best friend who and they came and clean closet Bob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, best friend, best friend, my ass bitch, Right, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? That's weird as fuck? Bro, See honestly, because
Speaker 1: I rely on you for these ships. Bro, you make
Speaker 1: money up, bitch, go bipe some clothes. I'm broadcast food.
Speaker 1: That's what this would tell me. Woman, you know that's
Speaker 1: what you told him. It's confusing about the things we're
Speaker 1: moving on. Yeah, the press like a bit pressed, like
Speaker 1: a bitch. Okay, I we have a lot of things
Speaker 1: to talk to you with you about, by the way,
Speaker 1: we haven't forgotten. Yeah, you're weird. I'm getty and yeah
Speaker 1: I know, and it's weird. Any of you know that
Speaker 1: she's weird?
Speaker 4: FU hits Okay, fuck you?
Speaker 1: I have you guys heard? Have you guys heard? This
Speaker 1: is very recent the actress from fucking Bring It On
Speaker 1: Jayden or no, Hayden, Hayden, Hayden Pantry or you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, were you telling me that she was like woke
Speaker 4: about like all this ship going on?
Speaker 1: So they said she I forgot Andrea told me she
Speaker 1: passed Lasturday last year. Last year. I was talking about
Speaker 1: the industry and how because she was a child actress,
Speaker 1: her first movie when she was like ten girls, right,
Speaker 1: she definitely she was starting child. She was saying how
Speaker 1: like Hollywood exacts would have her like lay down in
Speaker 1: bed with them when she was a child, like ten
Speaker 1: years old, years old. She talked about all this like
Speaker 1: she she was nickeolodeon did. She was speaking out about
Speaker 1: like all those foods and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: she dies. Pops, that doesn't happen, bro, you don't like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean it does happen. But she was relatively healthy. Bro,
Speaker 1: it was when she was young. But were you guys,
Speaker 1: is she a drug user or I don't think she
Speaker 1: was right. I think Andre was saying that.
Speaker 2: Andrea, A lot of people are saying that she the
Speaker 2: minute she started speaking out.
Speaker 1: Then she was a target.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's what normally, that's what happens. Now it's that
Speaker 5: Illuminati ship that we're talking about. Oh yeah, she said
Speaker 5: she had something, she was to something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she comes to a lot of reality. So
Speaker 1: maybe when she was starting sobering up, why why did
Speaker 1: she have to do that? In the sense you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. What was she running from? Miss? I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean honest, necessarily not odd. Drug use
Speaker 1: is influenced food.
Speaker 2: That could just be you in your life as a
Speaker 2: young as a young kid, like when I did and
Speaker 2: and told that I'm strong mentally, but I remember I
Speaker 2: did I did a pain pains, I did orcles, But
Speaker 2: what was the other one that I took a lot
Speaker 2: of here before. I did pain relief pain no muscle relaxes,
Speaker 2: muscle relaxers, which I don't know, very easy to get
Speaker 2: addicted to feel good.
Speaker 1: I did it one time, check and forty with it,
Speaker 1: threw all that shut up. Never did it again when
Speaker 1: I got shot. But it's because I got shot. The
Speaker 1: pain was getting a little thick.
Speaker 4: That hag on live.
Speaker 2: But then the minute she said she could have refilled
Speaker 2: my thing up, I was like, cool, and I never
Speaker 2: refilled it again. Yeah, And it so like and I
Speaker 2: was shouting with the doctor being like I don't want
Speaker 2: you to get addicted, but.
Speaker 1: Which I don't think I was. But but in your
Speaker 1: head you were like You're like, I don't see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I stopped, So yeah, I do think
Speaker 2: it's a pain, I think.
Speaker 1: But there's I did that.
Speaker 2: Not because somebody was like do it with me, but
Speaker 2: it was just like I try it, like I just
Speaker 2: shreamed one time.
Speaker 1: Never did it. The power of the brain, guys, I think.
Speaker 1: I think I think you have a very strong mental
Speaker 1: the fact that you could be like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do this anymore, You'll just stop like other people.
Speaker 1: To me, it's it's not to me, it's not like
Speaker 1: black and white, bro, It's it's I stopped drinking from
Speaker 1: one day to another. I know. That's the thing. I
Speaker 1: remember the last time, what was it a few weeks,
Speaker 1: it was like I think it was a few months ago.
Speaker 1: You were just like I'm not gonna drink this month
Speaker 1: and you didn't drink. Yeah, it was Are you.
Speaker 2: Even telling myself like I'm gonna drink once a week.
Speaker 2: I've been holding up to that for the last like
Speaker 2: two three months, like like like once a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like once a week, and that's been good for it.
Speaker 2: But it's also because I'm on the paths like but yeah,
Speaker 2: I just think it's a mental thing. Some people are
Speaker 2: just stronger mentally than others. And it's like one of
Speaker 2: those things. But with her, I don't now that we
Speaker 2: know that she was had to struggle with it. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's it's so easy to jump to fucking.
Speaker 1: Any conclusion, like any inclusion or any like.
Speaker 4: Like what I should call when you're a speculation or respeculator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, likelion, who knows. Maybe she just she went too
Speaker 1: hard when and unfortunately it was her time.
Speaker 4: I would hate for it.
Speaker 1: And when it's your time, is your time and you
Speaker 1: can't stop it.
Speaker 5: I know I had three friends who weren't even big
Speaker 5: drug users, who went like.
Speaker 1: You just said, like a one time experience, went hard
Speaker 1: that night once. I guess what. All three of them
Speaker 1: overdose the way way often did them die together? Overdose
Speaker 1: all together?
Speaker 4: You were friends with all of them, three of them,
Speaker 4: what the fuck are.
Speaker 5: And one of them was the doctor. One of them,
Speaker 5: the whole had a whole fashion line. It was ridiculous
Speaker 5: like that. But but they just decided to go hard
Speaker 5: one day. They were like celebrating. One of them just
Speaker 5: bought a house.
Speaker 1: They weren't addicted though, right it was like the one
Speaker 1: that party.
Speaker 5: These are like professionals, like doctor, these are real professional.
Speaker 1: The doctors could overdose. I know, that's not what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is and he was saying, like, you don't think
Speaker 1: you do, like this is obviously looking third personal point
Speaker 1: of view. I was saying, if I was a doctor
Speaker 1: to be like, yeah, I know, I can't take they
Speaker 1: bought they probably, But then.
Speaker 2: We're just talking about upstairs was tending us, and he
Speaker 2: was tending me that that he had a hommie that
Speaker 2: was always careful, like hold I pick up from always
Speaker 2: test my ship. He will test his baggage every time,
Speaker 2: even if from his everyday plug from it. And one
Speaker 2: day he tested it and the test machine didn't read
Speaker 2: it enough overdose and dying.
Speaker 4: So because because that's and I was like, get the
Speaker 4: funk out.
Speaker 1: He's like wool like things, aren't I said, everything, I
Speaker 1: have a malfunction in life.
Speaker 5: Well, that's wild, you're saying, because the report was that
Speaker 5: they said that they had tests the coach strips all
Speaker 5: over it, and then they had narkin and everything there and.
Speaker 1: Everything was on this They had everything and nothing was touched.
Speaker 2: Oh what So then foods defend just because even even
Speaker 2: with the open baggie of the whiff, anything for everaging
Speaker 2: the video with the cop when the cops opening the
Speaker 2: thing and the wive just hit her, but it touched it.
Speaker 1: What what if?
Speaker 2: What if that food was seting fending on somebody else
Speaker 2: gave you the baggy with the same finger on the fingers.
Speaker 1: But did you see the cop he arrested the dude
Speaker 1: to a fen right, the cop takes the fence, uses
Speaker 1: it in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: He does it. The cop does it. Oh, DZ's on
Speaker 4: the floor.
Speaker 1: His partner runs in arcanisam and the dude had body
Speaker 1: camp footage of him paying the fucking duty, arrested, taking
Speaker 1: the fan, putting it in his pocket. Body camp catches
Speaker 1: every single yeah in the bathroom like this, and he's
Speaker 1: like season this ship. His partner runs in already has
Speaker 1: a nark can in his hand. Boom. They applied to
Speaker 1: him like yo, what the fuck is going on with you?
Speaker 1: And they all put it together like this, Who fucking
Speaker 1: took it? Partner?
Speaker 4: His partner probably knew knowledge.
Speaker 2: Of him taking fire because cops have a rule within
Speaker 2: like with the cops blue Yeah, protect the blue Yes, So.
Speaker 1: Like basically like if I know you're drug, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to help people. We're not gonna take it to
Speaker 1: the best Blue lives first type ship. You know, that's
Speaker 1: that's why, that's why I like low key. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to get up the rookie for example. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of that in there where it's like where it's
Speaker 1: like they get into certain situations where it's them against
Speaker 1: civilians and then they like the cops already know it's
Speaker 1: like it's us, like we're not going to fold on you.
Speaker 5: I also seen like I mean, I can say it
Speaker 5: because I yeah, we're talking about that. I've seen police
Speaker 5: officers like c HP pull over a fireman, a fireman
Speaker 5: who is drunk driving and ruined his career just because
Speaker 5: they don't.
Speaker 4: Like all firemen and cops don't get along. Well why
Speaker 4: are you driving as a fireman?
Speaker 1: But no, no, but what he's saying, what he's saying,
Speaker 1: it was another cotherhood.
Speaker 2: But what he's saying, nobody's saying it was another copy
Speaker 2: would have let him go or at least tell him
Speaker 2: to pull over, and I didn't take care of you
Speaker 2: type ship.
Speaker 5: I'm in a situation with my cop friends where literally
Speaker 5: pulled over cause made we're gonne.
Speaker 1: You know you swear yeah, foo, that's like your homie food.
Speaker 2: That's like me going to your Like if one of
Speaker 2: your cousins had a restaurant, like, hey, to hook me
Speaker 2: up with some dunk means or hummus or whatever, you'll
Speaker 2: be like your card, They're just give it to me, right.
Speaker 4: I've seen, I've seen.
Speaker 1: I've seen the body camp footage though of like a
Speaker 1: food catching the sergeant drunk and instead of the just
Speaker 1: calls the they pulled that food over and they must
Speaker 1: have had a really good relations have you seen what
Speaker 1: I know one of the food that he was like
Speaker 1: he was he was sending honking in for him to go,
Speaker 1: like like is your light to go?
Speaker 2: The food got off shocked that food the head that food.
Speaker 2: They didn't think that the camera and then the cop
Speaker 2: was like, hey man, I'm sorry, he's like brother, I
Speaker 2: would have damn there would look out like right, he
Speaker 2: has it on camera.
Speaker 1: There's he said and obviously put that here's here's a
Speaker 1: dashtown for sure.
Speaker 2: That's why that's why he's so scary. The police gangs, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why there the sheriff gangs. You mean, well for
Speaker 2: l P has a gangs to it's not just the
Speaker 2: sheriff about the three thousand boys whatever. The don't you
Speaker 2: don't I know this? So yeah that our next breave pop.
Speaker 1: You were you there when we were pump Springs and
Speaker 1: the food was trying to aagrogate us to something the boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah in the bar, Yes, yeah, in the
Speaker 1: bar and it was I walked in.
Speaker 4: It was all cops and.
Speaker 2: They were they were trying to agregate the hommies and
Speaker 2: the honey fack, he knows them.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like food. He's like he's tried to bait.
Speaker 1: So when you shock him, you sor the police, it's over.
Speaker 4: He's like he like, just walk away.
Speaker 5: Fool I Again, I believe in a lot of police
Speaker 5: officers and deputies and all this, but some of them.
Speaker 1: Are bad people.
Speaker 2: They're bad and everything bad in everything, bad comics, bad people, fat.
Speaker 1: People, bad people. I'm thinking about the good people and
Speaker 1: the good people. Fat bitches, that bitch, fat bitches. Did
Speaker 1: you guys do you guys think like, like, do you
Speaker 1: guys ever think like when it comes to the comic again,
Speaker 1: like like when you're meeting new comics, is everyone relatively
Speaker 1: pretty cool? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I'm pretty sure people
Speaker 1: some people just in general can read body language or
Speaker 1: energy of other people. But it's just about respect. Like
Speaker 1: I seen it.
Speaker 4: I saw it this this weekend.
Speaker 2: Uh, we did zign these after parks with design these
Speaker 2: because it was so like like park people were stillhitting
Speaker 2: me up. So we had a zany right we had
Speaker 2: at nine pm show. Guess who had a seven pm show?
Speaker 1: Polar Bear. Oh really, polar Bear.
Speaker 2: Shout out my boy, polar Bear, My boy, my boy,
Speaker 2: polar Bear, one of one of what definitely one of
Speaker 2: my OG's too.
Speaker 1: We've definitely looked out, gave me some great advice. Good
Speaker 1: fucking guy. One of the most funniest people I know.
Speaker 2: That's why he's that's why he's on tour by himself
Speaker 2: like he's winning.
Speaker 4: He's winning for sure.
Speaker 1: That's how.
Speaker 2: When I got we got to the club, we said,
Speaker 2: hi there, right, I'm a different type of comic, I know,
Speaker 2: like I rolle with old team camera man.
Speaker 4: Like it's it's the younger us. It's like it's like
Speaker 4: the younger It's like we're like we think we're like rappers.
Speaker 1: It's just how we are.
Speaker 2: Fly ship, we want photos by everything, the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: we don't do that as comedians. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 2: we lack our change. We like looking fly like like comedians.
Speaker 2: We're known for just a T shirt with a funny
Speaker 2: saying on it, and jeans and and a beer and
Speaker 2: a beer. We want we want salmon d we want
Speaker 2: to fly? Why our chains? I want the right?
Speaker 1: Walk up, baby, I love you. I've seen it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we the young fucking we're the new generation. It's kind
Speaker 1: of how back then NBA players to pull up in suits.
Speaker 1: Now then foods pull up and five thousand dollar.
Speaker 3: Spinners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, yeah, it's it's a different look. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Remember we're pulling up too, We're pulling up to fucking
Speaker 2: uh and and this this is why I knew I
Speaker 2: like somebody off the bat.
Speaker 1: I didn't know these rules until I started headlining, where
Speaker 1: people were like, you have to.
Speaker 2: Like, we had Philippe up here and we're like when
Speaker 2: people walk in, He's like, yeah, they better get the
Speaker 2: fuck up. Like Philippe was on the old School Vibe.
Speaker 2: Right when we pulled the I don't know if you
Speaker 2: guys know that. I'm just more of a room reader.
Speaker 4: We pulled up to upstairs to Zaney's right, my.
Speaker 2: First have you done zany Chicago Vibe nothing. We gotta
Speaker 2: do it your love it for it's it's comic vibe, fool.
Speaker 2: It's it's like we did park everybody at Parkers. We
Speaker 2: had a great time. But there's nothing like performing on
Speaker 2: a comedy clip that you know has the history of
Speaker 2: the walls could talk full.
Speaker 1: So we get there.
Speaker 4: What's the comics name? We just met him?
Speaker 2: Anthony Anthony from New York. He's a New York coverge
Speaker 2: Chicago hilarious. The minute I walked in he was on
Speaker 2: Polar Beverse show. He got up from that seat that
Speaker 2: was riding to they see he got up.
Speaker 1: He's a big dude, got up right away and I
Speaker 1: was like to sit down like you sure and off
Speaker 1: the battle Like I like this respect.
Speaker 2: He was showing me respect, Like even though he's older,
Speaker 2: he's doing his whole thing to killing it, like he
Speaker 2: just is your chourney.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I thought that was the coolest shit ever.
Speaker 5: But that's that's just matters. Yeah, but see, we don't
Speaker 5: have that like you've seen it. We've been in a
Speaker 5: lot of rooms where I'm like, yeah, you know what
Speaker 5: Felipe said, foodstake.
Speaker 1: I feel like like I'm just not such a nice person,
Speaker 1: like man, bring everybody in what you do, and I
Speaker 1: love you for that.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm the villain be overwhelmed with y'all.
Speaker 5: Like I'm like, y'all be doing too much because you being.
Speaker 1: Making life, making life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so so I do get what you're saying, but
Speaker 2: it is just like, like I mean, it's one of those.
Speaker 1: Things to where everybody's like on their own ship.
Speaker 5: And and again I've always told you this, and now
Speaker 5: that you're part of this team, like you have definitely.
Speaker 3: Changed the format for like traveling.
Speaker 5: Being a younger comic because I never thought in my
Speaker 5: fourteen years or doing this and I would be hosting
Speaker 5: for a young fucking kid who's like news the game.
Speaker 5: But he's doing great things, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: And he's getting respected by other communities that are that
Speaker 5: are well versed and traveled, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: They should have should have been in my comedy.
Speaker 2: Like like when like Fluffy posted on my tour, I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, like he would not posted that if
Speaker 2: he did anything I was a.
Speaker 4: Serious comment cracks or like or like wasn't funny enough.
Speaker 1: That was cool, But I don't be doing ship where
Speaker 1: older comans will be like they gotta heard that they do, like,
Speaker 1: but it's true. Like I'm beginning me this ship. They'd
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I put him in the hotel. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, ah, like you've had my lies.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, nah, I recognize every B and B.
Speaker 2: We all get to sleep in that bell. You have
Speaker 2: breakfeet like everybody.
Speaker 5: I mean, I always say like, my boss is a
Speaker 5: twenty six year old and he gets group les for
Speaker 5: me at five am, and it's.
Speaker 6: And every time there's a group and he tries to
Speaker 6: fuck on shut up. I said them by myself because
Speaker 6: my boss doesn't like them. And I'm sitting there. It's
Speaker 6: sat there, I just top off over. But it's because
Speaker 6: you're thinking about You're thinking about the next day. That's
Speaker 6: what's going on. I'm just living, you know.
Speaker 3: He was like, but do you evermbrights just sat there
Speaker 3: like what do I do this ment? And I was
Speaker 3: like this man that.
Speaker 4: He was thinking from personally.
Speaker 3: So impressed, And of course I wanted to suck.
Speaker 1: I don't wonder. I don't thing like they like. So
Speaker 1: you just be on the road just doing fly ship.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't need to hate on me.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You're in the room.
Speaker 5: I'm not in those rooms, bab you know they be
Speaker 5: hating And like again I always told you this. I
Speaker 5: had to audition into getting to Lave Factory Improvs. You
Speaker 5: showed up and sold out and that's where I was
Speaker 5: like that. And I'll be honest, we've talked about this
Speaker 5: where I was like, I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 5: This is where comedy's at now. It's no longer about
Speaker 5: how funny you are. It's yes, of course be funny,
Speaker 5: but you also have contexts. You also have a concrete
Speaker 5: thing that you do, your sketches, your material, your fans.
Speaker 5: I watch your fans to become my fans now, which
Speaker 5: I love. You know you're answer not my fans. So
Speaker 5: the beauty was like, it's a different, different generation of
Speaker 5: stand up right now, but you're doing stand up. You're
Speaker 5: not just doing fucking crowd work. And that's why I
Speaker 5: love you because because I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like a storyteller, which I feel like a lot of
Speaker 2: the older coropics really like that day David. They they
Speaker 2: was telling me like a hop out, your good storyteller.
Speaker 5: But you know what I mean, even if you're even
Speaker 5: if there's some truth, I mean even if you're exaggerating
Speaker 5: or editing as you're going.
Speaker 1: But there's a joke. You're not just running diarrhea mouth
Speaker 1: you said, I mean everybody. Everybody is crowdworking. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: which which crowd work isn't bad. I I'm a fan
Speaker 1: of crowd work. Maybe like I've never been in the crowd.
Speaker 2: Happened in the crowd work, but you're not yea yeah,
Speaker 2: but but I do like it. I like it more
Speaker 2: when it's riffing, like when me and have been doing
Speaker 2: of every show has been so much fun with the crowd.
Speaker 1: Your car does allow a party mouth against the party,
Speaker 1: but you are That's why we love you. Also on stage, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, for sure, But that's only because I'm a
Speaker 1: putty mouth here. But that's what you said. I know,
Speaker 1: I know that's I know, that's what the people want,
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you about it. It's Brian Albert has
Speaker 1: been so good Seattle dude. I could have said fucking
Speaker 1: the worst ship in the world and they would have laughed,
Speaker 1: but they were loving us so much. This is beautiful.
Speaker 3: I mean, trust me, I'm not trying to You're.
Speaker 1: The homeless guy though, to talk about that.
Speaker 5: There's no homeless guy. Stop saying that that's not you
Speaker 5: need to stop. Angel said that Angel has woman thighs.
Speaker 1: Angel talked about it when he was on the Lunch
Speaker 1: Ladies I don't care and he literally said it was
Speaker 1: all you Angel, Angel, trying to fund your girl.
Speaker 4: That's what he said.
Speaker 1: You made a lie about because because you because you're
Speaker 1: trying to homeless guy.
Speaker 4: That's literally what he said.
Speaker 1: I'm not it's over.
Speaker 3: Is this podcast over?
Speaker 4: Why don't get me out of I said it fer Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what he said.
Speaker 5: He said, you're an asshole for wanting to believe it's like, no,
Speaker 5: let's put this, let's talk some ship down.
Speaker 3: According to what's that gate club that I went to?
Speaker 1: Minute a bag I went to?
Speaker 5: And then then as the cameraman said, oh, said, what's
Speaker 5: up with that bag that you took from us?
Speaker 3: You didn't take a bag from you.
Speaker 1: Mean because you didn't ask for it. All you wanted
Speaker 1: was like probably like a sack and like a beer
Speaker 1: or something. Okay about I want to I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about this me to the feed. Uh you
Speaker 1: know right? Do you know? The Maan was the main
Speaker 1: guy's name.
Speaker 3: There's several of them.
Speaker 4: Okay, to you, fellow homosexuals.
Speaker 2: Me and Jakarta have been dwelling on this, whether we
Speaker 2: want to accept or not, because we went to your
Speaker 2: guys page and there was a lot of a lot
Speaker 2: of dick out and I was tending out to see
Speaker 2: so I am okay with the gay community. I support
Speaker 2: the gates. Am I okay with with the foods that
Speaker 2: actually get rock hard when they see another man and
Speaker 2: they're dick in the face. Because what if I'm one
Speaker 2: of these fools types and they just get aggressive due
Speaker 2: if I hit him in my homophobic or do I
Speaker 2: call you what the vibe?
Speaker 1: You have to call it? Gay dude, you have to
Speaker 1: call it. I tell you why you call gay representation.
Speaker 1: Once the once the gay dude assesses the situation, he'll
Speaker 1: tell you what to do. Then you can huge Jacobean Myers.
Speaker 3: That's not how this works.
Speaker 5: Fun that if a gay dude stresses you and is
Speaker 5: pressing on you, he knows that you're not you're not gay,
Speaker 5: I'll punch him in his mouth. Some of these facts
Speaker 5: need to get punched in their mouth because they be
Speaker 5: doing too much. Like some gay boys are messy. I
Speaker 5: thought Gigbles back the funk up. You think I would want.
Speaker 3: You when you you're missing your molars?
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck? Like?
Speaker 5: Now, if a gay goo is after you, i'mnna like
Speaker 5: punch that fagot he deserves it.
Speaker 1: Still need to talk to the gay representation first and
Speaker 1: then I know.
Speaker 4: Okay, So to feed Man, Me and Jakarta are willing
Speaker 4: to come.
Speaker 3: We're coming, We're coming.
Speaker 1: Where's your next game, Jakarta, you don't want to go,
Speaker 1: We're coming, Okay, Okay, gonna offer. I'm only going to if
Speaker 1: I'm getting my dick. Suck, bro, you're getting You're getting
Speaker 1: your dick. Go ahead, can you guys? Because what do
Speaker 1: we love about gay food is that they got bad
Speaker 1: asshome girls. So all the foods from feed.
Speaker 2: Manes although all the owners owners, the promoter to that party,
Speaker 2: grab rack up your finding highnas, find a feed behind
Speaker 2: us and put him in our just in case I
Speaker 2: do get hard about the man.
Speaker 4: I want to just look at the ground, be like
Speaker 4: I really heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5: First of all, this is the stupidest storyline. You're not
Speaker 5: doing to feed the man?
Speaker 1: What? Well? So I can't because only one that could
Speaker 1: get a bag this bag. It's just talking about a bag. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to support.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm not Yeah, I'm not okay, uniteds do they do it?
Speaker 1: Where do they do that?
Speaker 5: Melrose House? They do it everywhere at uh like different spots. Yeah,
Speaker 5: different spots. It's a cool vibe.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait what El said? Wait? Wait? So why
Speaker 1: is it? But if I want to.
Speaker 3: Go, no, you're not going. I just said you're not going.
Speaker 3: That's final.
Speaker 2: Oh and that's the problem with the gay community. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be straight, you know, you know unification.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want stream to go over there and
Speaker 1: support and spend money on game on good gay money.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna make me the game good man.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not from up stream man that I'm not
Speaker 2: secure around gay man.
Speaker 1: I don't know that ship. Go ahead, go ahead, do
Speaker 1: your thing, do in front of me, do it.
Speaker 4: To me, do it to me.
Speaker 1: That's gay, brother, And I don't like getting on You
Speaker 1: don't have intercourse guy, got homie, how do you say
Speaker 1: rainbow in Spanish comedies? I need to talk to you
Speaker 1: in the back, homie. That's fine. You would sucking dick, homie.
Speaker 3: That'd be a great for like a name for a pilot,
Speaker 3: like a.
Speaker 1: Guy got home. Man, that's fine.
Speaker 4: What do you think a gay sholders the name is.
Speaker 13: Happy not kol Oh yeah, like us right, no, no homo?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, so we can't go to the gate
Speaker 1: port here going? No, you guys can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I do have a question.
Speaker 1: How do you feel, because you have a daughter, how
Speaker 1: do you feel about the trans women trying to play
Speaker 1: in women's sports. I don't think it's okay. I don't.
Speaker 5: If you are born biologically a male, you need to
Speaker 5: I don't. And again I'm off for the transistors. I'm
Speaker 5: off for the dolls.
Speaker 3: But some of them do way too much for me.
Speaker 5: Like you have understand I have four transsexual friends that
Speaker 5: they're well put together. They all have their own journey,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. But like a lot of
Speaker 5: the stuff this is happening, like and I will say
Speaker 5: this and again just to pick it back on something else.
Speaker 5: We're like straight men need to stop attacking these transsexual
Speaker 5: girls that they go after her and then once a
Speaker 5: transsexual sensor, hey I'm trans, like leave me alone or
Speaker 5: just let them be aware of it. Now they want
Speaker 5: to tack them, and that bugs the ship out of me.
Speaker 1: I think. I think if someone tells you, that's a
Speaker 1: big problem with me, because I give you.
Speaker 5: Find out Latino man, a lot of black foods be
Speaker 5: fucking these training girls, these transsexual girls, knowing that they're transsexual,
Speaker 5: and then they want to beat them up.
Speaker 2: That's wrong, kind of kind of kind of like if
Speaker 2: they're mad at themselves exactly, Okay.
Speaker 1: So no, no, no, I think. I think I think
Speaker 1: if she says she's the first thing that comes up
Speaker 1: her mouth is transxual, you got to pop up, Hey,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for telling me.
Speaker 5: You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't be mad at yourself or mat at her, Like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't be mad bro's and they did be mad
Speaker 1: at her doctor for doing a good job.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you mean, come on, let's keep it real.
Speaker 5: Some of these trans girls, you know me shout out.
Speaker 1: To biological women.
Speaker 3: Biological women are beautiful.
Speaker 1: By some of these Johnson's daughter girl Son, I hate,
Speaker 1: I hate magic Johnson's big. He's that big boheman said.
Speaker 4: He looks better than biological woman.
Speaker 5: He no, but he's he's talking reference to like regalia,
Speaker 5: like that's he's talking about, Like what is that clothing,
Speaker 5: because I will say, j you're a big bitch and
Speaker 5: you're a big monster, but your fashion.
Speaker 1: You okay, but you don't like that ship, he'd be saying.
Speaker 5: First of all, you can't have man Larry face like
Speaker 5: you have a big fucking like uncle fourteen.
Speaker 1: No you can't. He's like seventeen, my na.
Speaker 5: If you want to be a soft girl, but you
Speaker 5: you're rich, you should be getting all that shit done.
Speaker 4: I feel what you're.
Speaker 2: Saying, because you could because you can't. Don't put up
Speaker 2: okay you can't. Oh oh, but you don't like that
Speaker 2: he ships on realm No, don't shit.
Speaker 1: On real women. Women are beautiful.
Speaker 5: You can't be shitting on a woman like that, you
Speaker 5: big boheman ho, No, with your white and cell you
Speaker 5: can't show these guys fashion though he'd be wearing. He
Speaker 5: wears some like Machia Prada, he wears some Carlaga Feld.
Speaker 5: It's it's fashion. But you you won't know these things.
Speaker 5: If you know these fashion houses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would like you've been putting me on the
Speaker 1: fashion ship.
Speaker 3: But but but Jakarta back.
Speaker 1: Look at Jakarta.
Speaker 5: That he had h he had LiPo sessions. So they
Speaker 5: did the tummy, talk like a woman's body. He's had
Speaker 5: everything done other than just transitioned.
Speaker 3: Shout out to him.
Speaker 1: Though he's a bitch. Though he's not nice.
Speaker 3: He thinks he's a white woman. That's what bugged me
Speaker 3: the most, Like.
Speaker 5: He thinks he's like like I have all these airs
Speaker 5: and he's here. We can handle so trust me. I
Speaker 5: have I'm smart, so we can get this.
Speaker 1: So clock it. But I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: It's like he's just not nice. He's not a nice person.
Speaker 1: You have you, buddy, Yeah, we're going out. Look, take
Speaker 1: this one. You take back. You can't have you can't
Speaker 1: have him the hitty. I forgot the hiss ki his
Speaker 1: dad does. Oh my god, that was true. That's true.
Speaker 4: I forgot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your dad got the.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're done.
Speaker 1: This is the rop I would have been your practice.
Speaker 1: That's crackhead. He doesn't have the I'm sorry tuggling with
Speaker 1: his and we apologize. I forgot. I forgot that alive
Speaker 1: that that don't got the hip hop out.
Speaker 4: I take money in himself like something. Yeah south Fork.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they said the cure to aid is money because
Speaker 1: the use they walking up, they walk into Mattic Johnson's room.
Speaker 4: How do you sleep? And he sleeps underneath a huge pot.
Speaker 1: I would love to see that. South Park is the best.
Speaker 1: But I was just watching it today, so good.
Speaker 3: That's why you've never.
Speaker 1: Seen it? No, no, no, have you been watched from
Speaker 1: from season one to what's no I should do that?
Speaker 1: You would be like, I get your guys, don't because
Speaker 1: it's like walk, Yeah, she walk and took order preeze.
Speaker 4: And that's the only Chinese character that happened there.
Speaker 5: No, there's a lady I think when you put me
Speaker 5: on this where she's like, we're portting live from some
Speaker 5: sort of hotel that she can't get excuse Asian and
Speaker 5: the white boys you can't come in.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the ship. I think that's a Britney Spears episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah for that.
Speaker 2: Have an episode where the ebody I can't go with
Speaker 2: the sail.
Speaker 1: In the head? No, no, for that episode. Yeah, Brittie
Speaker 1: brine herself in the head and half her head's missing
Speaker 1: and they play with her that whole episode. No oh
Speaker 1: no no, she dies right yeah?
Speaker 2: And then and then and then have an episode where
Speaker 2: fucking we're the little brother and father in love with
Speaker 2: his kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so crazy, and it's and.
Speaker 4: Then and then that have an episode about how the chef.
Speaker 1: Becomes Yeah, it's really it's really fun. It's probably one
Speaker 1: of the best shows that I've seen that I think
Speaker 1: called The Battle of the Mexicans. Yeah, you know, the
Speaker 1: Last of Them. So the kids are playing seven on
Speaker 1: seven of they're playing border agents. They're playing Texas border
Speaker 1: agents against Mexicans and practically one of the kids gets lost,
Speaker 1: and he adopts the ideology of him being the last
Speaker 1: of the Mexicans because all his other friends are across
Speaker 1: the border.
Speaker 5: Like the movie, the actual storyline, I don't know, like that, wow,
Speaker 5: the Last of the Mohicans, which is like old fucking film,
Speaker 5: but it don't.
Speaker 4: Film, so they definitely did that.
Speaker 1: And he inspires all the Mexicans, you know, he's inspires
Speaker 1: all the Mexicans from America to move back, and then
Speaker 1: naming the shows butters, but they call it.
Speaker 4: It's such a good show.
Speaker 1: On the one where he's.
Speaker 4: Because because he gets adopted by white family and the wife,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what he wants. I already bought them wind becks,
Speaker 1: I already bought them sponges. What more does he wanting oil.
Speaker 2: Fool bunniest ship for that episode about Yelpers, the funniest ship.
Speaker 1: On the Paramount plus that worth it so worth it
Speaker 1: that one about Yelpers.
Speaker 2: Oh, when when electric cars started coming in things, they
Speaker 2: made a whole episode about.
Speaker 1: Like going to San Francisco and doing everything like your love,
Speaker 1: you have everything, you have to have a special They
Speaker 1: have one about only fans when when they find out
Speaker 1: one of the teachers and only fans the.
Speaker 4: Creator of this, Trey Parker and something.
Speaker 1: Some Jewish brothers right, their homies, their homies group in
Speaker 1: college together and guess what and guess what all they
Speaker 1: do is do shoot and they predicted ship in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they have They had a red carpet event I
Speaker 1: think I think it was like Emmys or Grammys or
Speaker 1: some company central ship and they both took acid and
Speaker 1: went and they documented the whole thing. It was like
Speaker 1: so insane for them. And they were like that's because
Speaker 1: they're like because because they're like nerds, like look it up,
Speaker 1: look it up. Okay, can we tell that one of them,
Speaker 1: just one of them just got an nominated for an
Speaker 1: Emmy for a dumb ass song that they that they
Speaker 1: did in the show. Yeah, these guys, their children do
Speaker 1: the voices for the kids really for Ike, for for Ike,
Speaker 1: for exactly the little the little the little little kids,
Speaker 1: like the preschoolers. Oh, I know what they've done it
Speaker 1: for I too. And then his daughter or I think
Speaker 1: his daughter, you bitch.
Speaker 4: She d scenes and she's like can I say this?
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, she does.
Speaker 3: So there is and they're like, cool mind, what a
Speaker 3: cool brain?
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're funny. Dog there.
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish, I wish, Like, who's woods aren't
Speaker 1: even in these these these guys's realms.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They're their on entity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're they're on people fool right.
Speaker 2: There, like look right there, and they're probably winning party
Speaker 2: the most show and they're wearing a T shirt from
Speaker 2: Target and jeans.
Speaker 1: But how rich? Can we look up their network real quick?
Speaker 1: Just putting network? I cannot imagine. Dog, Just come on, dog,
Speaker 1: come on, dog, funk out of my face. And you
Speaker 1: need to get on some ship like that.
Speaker 3: Why don't we need to come cartoons?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've tried, friend, Yeah, that'll be viral and then
Speaker 1: we can fight. I can fight. What's her name? The character,
Speaker 1: the big villain.
Speaker 3: That needs you put the comic.
Speaker 4: Marry Man. Everybody, don't go back and show tickets.
Speaker 1: Were there. We love you do the Jakarta and so
Speaker 1: we have to bring him back. Yeah man, you know
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