1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, Yes, brand new banging I Am Wrappaport Stereo podcast 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: is here. Higginy have no fear on today's I Am 3 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo podckets why it is never okay to insult 4 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: or be disrespectful to a professional athlete in an arena. 5 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: Somebody's talking greasy to Chris Paul, Chris Paul's mom and 6 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 1: Chris Paul's wife, and he's lucky he didn't get dropped 7 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: kicked in the chin. Plus, Kendrick Lamar puts out a 8 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:42,479 Speaker 1: piece of art and loud overbearing messages on flights to 9 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: and from everywhere and why they need to stop immediately 10 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: all that morning beautiful, beautiful, museum quality. 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I hope everybody's feeling good, 20 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 1: Hope everybody's feeling safe, Hope everybody is feeling sane. The 21 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: name is Michael Rappaport a k A. The Raging Bullshitter 22 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: a k A. The Gringo Man Dingo a k MR 23 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: New York a k A. The Disruptive Warrior. And you 24 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: are now rocking with the the best to Welcome to 25 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Signy Zone 26 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: of Disruption. Truly, hope everybody is feeling good, feeling safe, 27 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: feeling sane. You must you must feel safe. You must 28 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: feel safe. You must feel sane because you know the world, 29 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: it's it's it's wacky. It's wonderful, but it's wacky. I 30 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 1: am here in New York City where the weather is 31 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:36,679 Speaker 1: actually spring like today, it's getting it's getting bleak, raining 32 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: and raining and raining and chilly. I had a fucking 33 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: hat on the other I had a beanie. On the 34 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: other day. I went from my morning walk in Central Park. 35 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: I had to dig out the the winter beanie because 36 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not going outside and going to 37 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: be cold. I am going to prepare myself for the worst. 38 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 1: And it was fucking cold out, but today is a 39 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: beautiful day in New York City, and I'm just shouting 40 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: everybody worldwide listening to the Iron Wrapp Reports stereo podcast, 41 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: wherever you are, United States, Abroad, Canada, South America, Australia, worldwide. 42 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: I hope everybody is feeling good, you know that. I 43 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: one thing I saw in New York today. I saw 44 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: a lot of people wearing masks outside. I was like, 45 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: what the fun is going on? In my head, I 46 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: was like, why are you wearing the face diaper? Duke? 47 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: Huh no, But I was like, why are we wearing 48 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: masks outside? Why are we wearing masks out? So I'm 49 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: on a plane. I flute to Detroit. I had to 50 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: go to Detroit the other day for just a quick 51 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: thing out there. I'm in the airport. JFK. No mask. 52 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: I'm on the plane. No mask. Flight attendants some of 53 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: the man masks on. Some of them didn't. Let's if 54 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: I was a flight attend I'd wear a mask all 55 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: the time anyway, These nasty fuckers on the plane. But 56 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: I didn't have to wear a mask. And to be 57 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: totally honest. It was the first time since the pandemic 58 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: where I forgot to bring a mask and I was like, oh, ship, 59 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 1: are they gonna tell me where's my mask? And you know, no, 60 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 1: there's no mass requirements in the airports that I was at, weird, 61 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: But there's a mask requirement in my apartment building to 62 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: go from the ninth floor down to the lobby. Just 63 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 1: fucking crazy. I don't know. That's why I say, protect 64 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: yourself at all time. Do what you need to do 65 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 1: to feel safe, to feel safe, to feel confident. I 66 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: got a friend who's got small kids, third graders. They 67 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 1: went on a class trip, sixty kids, forty three of 68 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 1: these little bastards came back with COVID. I don't know, 69 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: it's probably a cold. I don't know, they got some 70 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: new strain, the b whatever. I don't know. I just 71 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 1: just pointing out. But I was in the city today 72 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 1: walking around have a little iced tea, and I was like, 73 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 1: a lot of motherfucker's wearing masks, a lot of people 74 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 1: wearing I'm like, do you know something? I don't know. 75 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 1: I've really frustrated when I'm on planes and you know, 76 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: you guys know I fly a lot I'm flying again 77 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,799 Speaker 1: in a couple of in ten days. I'm going to Columbus, Ohio, 78 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: performing in Columbus, Ohio the twenty and one of May 79 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: and twenty one of May, and then I'll be in 80 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: Virginia Beach June tenth and eleventh, and I'm gonna be 81 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: in San Antonio in June. San Antonio in June. I'm 82 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 1: gonna post the link for that Those shows, All tickets, 83 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 1: all information is available on Michael Rapport Comedy dot com 84 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. But the reason why I'm 85 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: frustrated with the traveling amongst many, many many reasons, I 86 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 1: mean the hotels, the lines, and the airports, the just 87 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: the whole deal. I mean, I have it down to 88 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: a science because I'm doing it so frequently, and I'm 89 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 1: so lucky to be able to go on the road 90 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 1: and do comedy. It doesn't mean I have to like 91 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: plane rides, So I don't want to sound like I'm 92 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,279 Speaker 1: it's a high class problem to complain about, but it 93 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 1: doesn't matter if it's work, play, vacation. I am so 94 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: sick and tired of being on the plane and being 95 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 1: yelled at over the loud speaker, by the stewardess, the 96 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: flight attendants, and the fucking captain. Why do you motherfucker's 97 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 1: think that we can't hear you If I have on 98 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: my noise canceling joints, that means that means I don't 99 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: want to hear you. If I don't have all my 100 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: noise canceling headphones. Why should the announcement about checking your 101 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 1: bags putting your bags in the carry on containers if 102 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: you don't all the announcements. If your bags don't fit, 103 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: we might have to check it at the All the 104 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: announcements you see belt, the mass requirements, the no mass requirements, 105 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: the amount of time we're gonna be on the tarmac, 106 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 1: the amount of time we're gonna be late, the amount 107 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: of time it's gonna take anything, good news, bad news, 108 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 1: any Why do they talk so fucking loud. It's like 109 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: shocking to the ears every single time they get on 110 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 1: the mic. We're flying, We're already whacked out enough. We've 111 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: already been up for. If you've made it onto a plane, 112 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 1: you've been up for at least three hours. You had 113 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: to get to the airport by bus train in uber right, 114 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: you had to go through t s a. You've had 115 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 1: to go through t s A clear, You've had to 116 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: go through lines, you have had to do all that. 117 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 1: Then you have to wait for I don't know, a 118 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: muffin at the dunkin Donuts line, where you wait twenty 119 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 1: five minutes to get a coffee. Bad coffee. Well, dunkin 120 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 1: Donuts is good when I was drinking coffee. And then 121 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: you go to this place and that place. You're getting 122 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: your waters and you're getting your gums, and all the 123 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 1: hassles of getting on a plane. And then we get 124 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,920 Speaker 1: on the plane and we find our seats, and we 125 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 1: check our bags, and we put our bags in the 126 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: carry on, and we wipe down our seats because everything's 127 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 1: gotta be wiped down now or not. And then the 128 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 1: flight attendants have to come on there. Oh, we're sorry, 129 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: we have to go back because we left twenty bags 130 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 1: in the fucking airport. I'm sorry. We're third in line 131 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,840 Speaker 1: to take off, but that's not gonna affect anything. We 132 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: just have to wait here for nineteen more minutes. Why 133 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: can't you do it in a soothing voice. Why can't 134 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: you do it any a non startling tone. Why can't 135 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:19,959 Speaker 1: you dial it back? This is your captain. Hi, guys, 136 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: I hope everybody's feeling good. I know you've been up 137 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 1: for hours already. I know it's such a fucking hassle 138 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 1: to get on this fucking plane. So I'm trying to 139 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 1: talk to you in a low, calming voice. I don't 140 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 1: want to blast your fucking ears out like that. Thank 141 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,679 Speaker 1: you for flying Jeff Blue, thank you for flying American, 142 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,400 Speaker 1: whatever the fucking airline it is. I'm gonna speak to 143 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 1: you in a low voice. We're gonna be late, I'm sorry. Now, 144 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 1: we're gonna be late. I'm sorry. Oh ha ha, but 145 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,319 Speaker 1: that's not gonna affect the time that we arrived. We're 146 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 1: probably gonna make it into the Detroit airport five minutes earlier. 147 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. Do it all softly, please, please, you're 148 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 1: shocking my system every time you open your mouth. I 149 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 1: don't care if it's good news or bad news. You're 150 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: scaring me. Speak softly, Speak, calmly, whisper. We've we've been 151 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 1: on planes hundreds of times. Everything you've said we've heard 152 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:34,160 Speaker 1: numerous times before. Unless we're making a crash landing, speak calmly, 153 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 1: you fuck please, I'm begging you. Motherfucker's I'm bringing noise canceling, 154 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:42,560 Speaker 1: motherfucking the headphones every time I get on a plane now, 155 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 1: because I don't care. I don't want to hear what 156 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:51,040 Speaker 1: you have to say. Nine percent of time it's not 157 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 1: good news. And even if it is good news that 158 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,720 Speaker 1: we've somehow arrived eight minutes before we're supposed to land, 159 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: we're sitting on the tarmac. And I don't only sitting 160 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 1: on the tarmac, we have to sit on the tarmac 161 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: with your loud fucking mouths. So now you bring the 162 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: bows noise canceling on every flight. Shame on me. Fool 163 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,600 Speaker 1: me once, Shame on you, fool you twice. You fuck? 164 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 1: What else is going on? Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar put out, 165 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It's like a video, 166 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: it's a song. It was very very very impressive. Um, 167 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a song that's gonna be 168 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,080 Speaker 1: on his album. You know, as I've said in the past, 169 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:02,440 Speaker 1: how could you not respect Kendrick Lamar? You know, the 170 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,599 Speaker 1: words that he writes are so profound and so prolific 171 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 1: and so thoughtful, and so much thought goes into his songs, 172 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 1: and I don't find his music for me to be 173 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: easy to listen to a lot of his songs, some 174 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,559 Speaker 1: of his ship's bangers We're Gonna be I um, but 175 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 1: some of it to me because sometimes he's off the 176 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:38,719 Speaker 1: beat sometimes like this, the Heart Part five that he 177 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:42,160 Speaker 1: put out today, They're not even supposed to be songs. 178 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:50,880 Speaker 1: These are like poems slash songs, slash spoken words slash. 179 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 1: It's his own thing. And my wife sent me the 180 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,680 Speaker 1: video for this let's call it a song that Kendrick 181 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 1: Lamar put out, the Heart Part five where he's rapping, rhyming, 182 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: um speaking, you know, for five minutes in such a profound, 183 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: deep emotional, thoughtful, soulful way, and it's it's moving. You know. 184 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,600 Speaker 1: My wife was like, I watched this, this, this made 185 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,360 Speaker 1: me cry. You gotta watch us. And I watched it 186 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,960 Speaker 1: right away, and I was like, you know, I rethunk, 187 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,920 Speaker 1: you know, like my opinion, because I was like, damn, 188 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 1: you know, she had so much to say about it, 189 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 1: and so much to say about it from a black 190 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: person's point of view and what it meant to her 191 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:52,720 Speaker 1: and why it made her cry. And I watched and 192 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,720 Speaker 1: I was just like, God, damn, this is it's really really, 193 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:04,559 Speaker 1: really powerful. And really profound and needed and so thoughtful, 194 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,040 Speaker 1: like so so much thought goes into And I don't 195 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 1: know when the last time Kendrick Lamar put out music 196 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,199 Speaker 1: or if he's done features, but I think it was 197 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 1: like five or six years when I was like, of 198 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,959 Speaker 1: course it takes five or six years for this guy 199 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 1: to put out music. Listen to this ship, like, well 200 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,080 Speaker 1: what kids doesn't take longer because the words and what 201 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 1: he's saying is so they're like movie scripts. They're like 202 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,160 Speaker 1: it's heavy, it's not sing song, it's not just goofy shit. 203 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 1: And I don't know if all of his songs are 204 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 1: like that. They all seem to have like a thread 205 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 1: of some sort of message. Not to say that they're 206 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 1: you know, heavy handed, but they're just so they just 207 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:54,840 Speaker 1: have such a a sense of responsibility. Like when he speaks, 208 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,240 Speaker 1: he's not just talking jibili jab Like I'm sure that 209 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 1: that Kendrick Mr. Is not like a very ta could 210 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 1: a person in real life. He must be a very 211 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: introspective person in real life, because his music is so 212 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 1: deeply introspective. And the video, you know, he does this 213 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 1: thing where he is face changes, the deep fake thing 214 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:21,520 Speaker 1: where his his face morphs into O. J. Simpsons and 215 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: Kanye West and Will Smith's and do you Suggesse Smoley 216 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 1: and Nipsey Hustle and a lot of the times what 217 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 1: he's saying is referring to sort of what we think 218 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 1: of some of those people that I just named, And 219 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: it's a masterpiece like this, this dude is on some 220 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 1: other ship. And like I said, even easily, I don't 221 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,200 Speaker 1: find his music easy to listen to, but it's so 222 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: important and so needed. And I was like, who cares 223 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: if I think it's easy to listen to or not, 224 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 1: because younger people need this music desperately, and hip hop 225 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 1: needs this music desperately, and the world needs voices like 226 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar like he's on some Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gay, 227 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:20,119 Speaker 1: you know, Eric B and Rock Kim, you know, Jimmy Hendrix. 228 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 1: Like it's very fucking profound and very powerful. If you 229 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 1: haven't seen the video, uh for the Hearts part five, um, 230 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,760 Speaker 1: do yourself a favor and go on YouTube and look 231 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 1: at it, you know, with some headphones or you know, 232 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: with the music you know loud enough so you can 233 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 1: really give it the attention it deserves because it's truly, 234 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 1: truly something fucking brilliant and very very special. To shout 235 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:53,320 Speaker 1: out to Kendrick Lamar for making something so thoughtful and 236 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:58,360 Speaker 1: so with so much care is very very very impressive. 237 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: And on the other end, on the other spectrum of 238 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:10,160 Speaker 1: hip hop, uh, the Great White Nope, Jack Harlow put 239 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 1: out a record the other day, and uh, you know, 240 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 1: I know these little white girls they love Jack Carlow 241 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: and this is like, you know, he's like he's friend. No, 242 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: it's no wonder that he's buddy buddy with Drake. He's 243 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:27,719 Speaker 1: like one of these all purpose guys that checks all 244 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 1: the box like Drake Drake. He could battle rhyme, he 245 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:36,879 Speaker 1: could do R and B songs, he could speak Canadian accent, 246 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,920 Speaker 1: he could do an East Coast accent, West Coast accent. 247 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: He's black, he's Jamaican, he does it all. He's black, 248 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,719 Speaker 1: he's Jewish, he checks all the fucking boxes. And then 249 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:53,919 Speaker 1: you've got Jack Carlow. He comes out, he's white, he 250 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,120 Speaker 1: does a song with little Nosacs, he could dance, tries 251 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,520 Speaker 1: to act like play basketball, but he's just you know, 252 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 1: the girls like him, and maybe I'm missing something maybe, 253 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 1: And no disrespect I listened to this Jack Carlo ship, 254 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:11,960 Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is ship. This record that he 255 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:18,359 Speaker 1: put out for me is shit. He's gallivanting around the 256 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 1: Kentucky Derby with Drake. They're not even performing. It's like 257 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,480 Speaker 1: thousands of people just staring at the two of these 258 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 1: guys just on some bridge, and I go, of course, 259 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:34,960 Speaker 1: these two fucking guys are buddy buddies, and I'm listening 260 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,560 Speaker 1: to this music and I'm like, what is this ship? 261 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 1: You know, like, oh, like yo, he kind of says something. 262 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,320 Speaker 1: But I'm comparing him in my head to like Caress 263 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: One and Sean Price and you know, Guru and fine Dog. 264 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 1: Like that's what gets me off. You know, I'm comparing 265 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: him in my head to Ray Kwan, ghost Face, you 266 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 1: know what I mean. In my hand, I'm comparing him 267 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:10,239 Speaker 1: to Buckshot Shorty from Black Moon. You know, dudes with 268 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:19,960 Speaker 1: commanding voices, commanding skills flowing. This guy's got a little 269 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,720 Speaker 1: a little voice and then he does a little fucking 270 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,880 Speaker 1: little They probably sent him to a dance class. They're 271 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,280 Speaker 1: probably Jack, can you dance? Like, no, okay, before you 272 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,680 Speaker 1: come out, we're gonna send you. You You don't have to 273 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,639 Speaker 1: dance a lot it's not dancing with the stores. But 274 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 1: if you're white, you're good looking. If you could just 275 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,639 Speaker 1: do a couple of dance moves, less is more. You 276 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,919 Speaker 1: don't have to fucking go out there like on a 277 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: pole like your friend little nos X. But if you 278 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:50,400 Speaker 1: could do a couple of fucking steps here and funking there, boom, 279 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: He's like, okay, what what whatever I need to do? 280 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: They send him out there. He does a little two 281 00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:01,199 Speaker 1: step right, and the fucking people are going crazy, And 282 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:06,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, talk about substance over style, Like this is ship. 283 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 1: It's not ship because you know, he's not saying anything derogatory. 284 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,399 Speaker 1: You know, he little puns and all this stuff. But 285 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this fucking ship? Like this is 286 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: in Black Moon. He's not kicking the Willie Bobo, he's 287 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,280 Speaker 1: not kicking the no fly shit, He's not saying anything. 288 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,639 Speaker 1: The beats are like, what is this ship? People go 289 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:35,679 Speaker 1: fucking nuts. People go fucking crazy for this. Jack Carlo 290 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,360 Speaker 1: guy like Miles Miles Jordan's since I was talking about 291 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar, play a little bit of of that Kendrick ship. 292 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 1: I said, I do this for my culture to let 293 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,159 Speaker 1: you know when a Nika looked like in a bullet 294 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 1: proof throfa and my Mama's sofa, what's the doodle? Papa 295 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,439 Speaker 1: hair tricker, Roco closer and a photo shopping freez fla 296 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 1: pola buy you buy your pockets. No action if she 297 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,520 Speaker 1: froze up. I always play the outfits. Nick is going 298 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,080 Speaker 1: to work and selling work late for work, working late, 299 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,160 Speaker 1: praying for work for him on pay for work. That's 300 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,159 Speaker 1: the culture point the finger promotion, remote location. When this 301 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,880 Speaker 1: protection they go hold you. The streets got me fucked up, 302 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,360 Speaker 1: y'all can miss me. I want to represent for us. 303 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,000 Speaker 1: New revolution was up and moving. I'm in Argentina, wiping 304 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,520 Speaker 1: my tears from the confusion water in between us. Another 305 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 1: piers been executed. History repeats again, make a miss to 306 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: find the naked with the same skin to do it. 307 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,760 Speaker 1: But that's the culture. Crack a bottle, hard to deal 308 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 1: with the pain. So by tomorrow, which would get the remains, 309 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,240 Speaker 1: we start over. That's the problem. Our fndation was trained 310 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 1: to accept whatever follows. The humanized insistive scrutinized the way 311 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: we live for you and I enemy shook my hand. 312 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,880 Speaker 1: I could promise I'll meet you in the land where 313 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:45,119 Speaker 1: no equals your equal, never saying told you no, In 314 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,639 Speaker 1: the land where hurt people hurt more people fun calling 315 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 1: their culture that's profound. Now play a little bit of 316 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 1: this soon, Churchill downs, Jack Carlo, go ahead, play that. 317 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,119 Speaker 1: I mean the world's in denial, but they all know 318 00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:06,280 Speaker 1: what I'm heading for. We're about to feed these young 319 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 1: insto the metaverse. Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to 320 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,919 Speaker 1: converse because I'm done being extra with the extroverts. The 321 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,160 Speaker 1: label used to wonder how I'm supposed to stand next 322 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,280 Speaker 1: to vert. Probably never thought that I would get these 323 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,560 Speaker 1: legs to work. I work hard, but hard ship don't 324 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,480 Speaker 1: need an extra work. That's why I showed up in 325 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,800 Speaker 1: a sweat shirt and let it burn. The world's mind 326 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 1: had to say, fucking let it turn. The girl's mind 327 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 1: I had to say, fucking have a turn. The goats 328 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 1: call me to the side, like can we have a word? 329 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,239 Speaker 1: I could have fronted, but I did this ship how 330 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 1: I prefer. I know I should be humble, but it's 331 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 1: something I just haven't learned. Soon enough, I had to 332 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 1: make these bad habits burned. Soon enough, We're about to 333 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,040 Speaker 1: come and get the ship we earned you're not a 334 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 1: fan of what the fund is that Now, I know, 335 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,040 Speaker 1: not everything is for everybody, and not every song is 336 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 1: supposed to be I'm not talking about that. I'm not 337 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 1: saying you can't have funny, can't be like it's just like, 338 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,480 Speaker 1: what is I don't know, I'm f t two, what 339 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,160 Speaker 1: do I know? But this fucking Jack Carlover could. Oh 340 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,719 Speaker 1: it's gonna sell a million fucking copies. Oh, people are 341 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,400 Speaker 1: gonna go nuts for this thing. And I'm like, this 342 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,119 Speaker 1: is like feeding our kids bad food. That's what it is. 343 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:18,359 Speaker 1: We're raising our kids on bad food. Raising your kids 344 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,960 Speaker 1: on bad music is like raising your kids on bad food, 345 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:26,479 Speaker 1: Raising your kids on bad cinema, bad art is like 346 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 1: raising your kids on bad food. And I don't care 347 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:35,399 Speaker 1: what anyone else says else that's going on here. I 348 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,959 Speaker 1: hope everybody had a great Mother's Day for you mothers 349 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:42,120 Speaker 1: that are listening. Hope everybody a great Mother's Day with 350 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 1: their moms, the step moms, the mother figures, you know, 351 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,360 Speaker 1: a mother's dad to put out a video. I had 352 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 1: a feeling that scum bum ship bag Donald Trump I 353 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:59,040 Speaker 1: was gonna do something on Mother's Day. And I started 354 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 1: thinking about Avanna, the mother of Dick Stain, Donald Trump Jr. Avanka, 355 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:10,240 Speaker 1: and Eric Trump. I found out that the she's not 356 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:14,240 Speaker 1: the same mother of the other one, Tiffany. That's sloppy, 357 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: sloppy weeba wobble Tiffany Trump. But on Mother's Day, I 358 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:25,480 Speaker 1: saw Dick Stain, Donald Trump Junior talking ship online and 359 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: I was thinking to myself, imagine his mother, imagine being 360 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: the mother of Trump kids. Not that Ivan is anybody 361 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,360 Speaker 1: to feel bad for. She's an old bag of ship. 362 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 1: Probably allegedly, you know, did some shady, nefarious things in 363 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:51,080 Speaker 1: her past. Allegedly probably did some off color things in 364 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:56,439 Speaker 1: her past. But those are accidents, those are mistakes. And 365 00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: I put out this video just you know, acknowledging Avanna's 366 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,600 Speaker 1: little mistakes, starting with Dick Stain, Donald Trump Jr. And 367 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:09,480 Speaker 1: then of course Avanca, which is like almost naming your 368 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:15,040 Speaker 1: your daughter after you your your name's Avanna, and then 369 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna name the daughter Ivanka. This is like tacky, 370 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,880 Speaker 1: self indulgent, miserable ship. And then of course you got 371 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,200 Speaker 1: big tooth Eric, who's just a good for nothing also, 372 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 1: And I just felt it was necessary just to tune 373 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: them up on Mother's Day because I knew that ship 374 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,120 Speaker 1: bag Donald was gonna come out with something, and sure 375 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:38,360 Speaker 1: enough I was right. You know, his son, dick stain, 376 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,639 Speaker 1: Donald Trump Jr. I don't know what he did. He 377 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,080 Speaker 1: like released a statement that he put out, or an 378 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,600 Speaker 1: old tweet that he put out, or who the funk knows. 379 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 1: You know, he's off Twitter. But I put out my 380 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:59,359 Speaker 1: my little thoughtful message to uh Ivanna and Myles Jordan 381 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,960 Speaker 1: play that little rant that I put out. Happy Mother's Day, 382 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms, all the step moms, 383 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,159 Speaker 1: all to the to the mom figures in people's lives. 384 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,119 Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Everybody appreciates you. And then I was 385 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 1: thinking about all the miserable mothers out there. And when 386 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 1: I thought about all the miserable mothers out there, of 387 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 1: course I had to think of Anna Trump, poor fucking 388 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,439 Speaker 1: bastard of Wanna Trump, with your four little mistakes. You 389 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,640 Speaker 1: started with Donald Trump Jr. A k mom's a little accident. 390 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,280 Speaker 1: And then you had Avanca, that worthless. You named your 391 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,919 Speaker 1: fucking daughter of Anka. Your name's Avanna. You named your 392 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,760 Speaker 1: daughter of Anka. You deserve that one. And then we 393 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 1: have Eric Trump with his big fucking teeth. And then 394 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: of course we have the fourth daughter. Um, it's the 395 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,560 Speaker 1: fourth daughter's name. I can't remember the fourth I always 396 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,920 Speaker 1: forget the fourth daughter's name, just like her father does. Anyway, 397 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,879 Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day in this is before ship bag. Donald 398 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,399 Speaker 1: Trump put out what he put out, which was Happy 399 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:11,439 Speaker 1: Mother's Day to all, including racist, vicious, highly partisan, politically motivated, 400 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:16,760 Speaker 1: and very unfair radical left democratic judges, prosecutors, district attorneys, 401 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 1: and attorney generals who campaign relentlessly against you without knowing 402 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,760 Speaker 1: a thing, and endlessly promised to take you down after 403 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,720 Speaker 1: years of prosecution. Even the fake news says there is 404 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,760 Speaker 1: no case, or at best it would be very hard 405 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,040 Speaker 1: to bring. Someday soon they will start fighting record setting 406 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:40,359 Speaker 1: violent crimes. I love you all, No, you don't. You 407 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: don't love anybody. You don't love your kids, you don't 408 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,160 Speaker 1: love your daughter, You fuck your daughter, you don't love her. 409 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 1: But this is what he puts out on Mother's Day. 410 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: And so I have to jump on him. And some 411 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,479 Speaker 1: people like, why are you jumping on him on Mother's Day? 412 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,200 Speaker 1: Because I go, I have to, That's what I do. 413 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:02,200 Speaker 1: I've taken a vow to ground in pound the pig 414 00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 1: to ground in pound this bag of shit, and I 415 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: knew he was gonna say something. I knew he was 416 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,960 Speaker 1: gonna do something nasty. I knew he was gonna do 417 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:18,639 Speaker 1: something scummy on Mother's Day, and sure enough he did. 418 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 1: And I was already there, pounding that dirty, old, sloppy 419 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:30,399 Speaker 1: pig right into the fucking ground. Get him first, Hit 420 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 1: him first before he hits you. And I did it, 421 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:51,760 Speaker 1: and I was happy about that. Shout out to everybody 422 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 1: in the d m s talking ship to me about 423 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 1: the playoffs, engaging with me about the Playoffs that listened 424 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: to the Iron Wrap Reports Stereo podcast too many people 425 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 1: even name. Tell a friend to tell a friend to 426 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 1: listen to the Iron Wrap Reports Stereo podcast. We're cooking. 427 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,560 Speaker 1: I mean, this is a great episode here. This to 428 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,440 Speaker 1: me is what it's what it's all about. Um. But 429 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:22,080 Speaker 1: shout out to everybody who deems me on Instagram, messages 430 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: me on Facebook where I'm not that good and the 431 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 1: most short fire way to get a response is to 432 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,840 Speaker 1: email me at Iron Rapp Report podcast at gmail dot com. 433 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:38,600 Speaker 1: We never miss an email. Um. But the playoffs are 434 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 1: in full swing, having so much fun watching the games. 435 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,040 Speaker 1: The one thing is just staying up for that second 436 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,240 Speaker 1: West Coast game. It's always a challenge for me because 437 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,760 Speaker 1: I go to sleep early. I shut it down early. 438 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 1: But these last couple of games I was able to watch. 439 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:02,400 Speaker 1: It's watching Phoenix, why watching Dallas who they started moving 440 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,720 Speaker 1: the ball. I don't know if they were listening to 441 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:14,400 Speaker 1: the podcast Jason Kidd, Phinney Smith, Jalen Brunson and them. 442 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,880 Speaker 1: I mean, it's always gonna be the centerpieces, always gonna 443 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 1: be Luca. But we can't just have this guy pounding 444 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,560 Speaker 1: the fucking rock. But as of the recording of the 445 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 1: Sign Reports Stereo podcast, they tied it up, made it 446 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:34,520 Speaker 1: a series, and Joel Embiid came back, made it a 447 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 1: series versus Miami, and I'm not gonna break down every 448 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,200 Speaker 1: single game, but it's been it's just been fun. We 449 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 1: we You don't know who's gonna win the the championship 450 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,280 Speaker 1: right now. You don't even know who's gonna be in 451 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,280 Speaker 1: the finals at this point, I don't either, which is great, 452 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 1: which is really really great, really really fun. They gave 453 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:02,040 Speaker 1: out I believe, the very last regular season awards. They 454 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:06,840 Speaker 1: gave Monty Williams Coach of the Year, and they gave 455 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,320 Speaker 1: the joker, the m v P, which I'm not mad about. 456 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,520 Speaker 1: But first of all, the joker again, the regular season 457 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 1: NBA m v P is the most over discussed, over analyzed, overhyped, 458 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,280 Speaker 1: the biggest cock tease, the biggest want Want Want Want WAW, 459 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 1: the biggest, the most anti climactic award in all of sports. 460 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:35,959 Speaker 1: It's discussed after the first night when the NBA opens up, 461 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,320 Speaker 1: it's talked about, and it's given out midway through the playoffs, 462 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 1: and just like mostly every single year, it always goes 463 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:50,720 Speaker 1: to a player who's eliminated from the playoffs. So the joker, 464 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,360 Speaker 1: Nicola Djokovic, we'll just call him the joker because I 465 00:31:54,440 --> 00:32:00,560 Speaker 1: probably mispronounced his name. Um was named m v P. Uh. 466 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,440 Speaker 1: He was named m d P a couple of years ago. 467 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,200 Speaker 1: Maybe it was last year, it was the season before, 468 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: I don't remember. Not fact checking. He says he has 469 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,440 Speaker 1: no idea where his m v P trophy is because 470 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,080 Speaker 1: he could give a ship, and why should he give 471 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:19,160 Speaker 1: a ship. He's probably put on twelve pounds since they 472 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,400 Speaker 1: got eliminated by the Golden State Warriors in five games, 473 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,760 Speaker 1: almost got swept, the only team to get swept in 474 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 1: the NBA playoffs reminder was the Brooklyn Nets. But like 475 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,960 Speaker 1: I've said in the past, who cares? There's so many 476 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,840 Speaker 1: other things to discuss during the NBA season, Yet we're 477 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:45,760 Speaker 1: inundated with this debate all season long. Literally on night one, 478 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: who do you predict going to be the m v P? 479 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,760 Speaker 1: Who do you who do you see being the m 480 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:56,200 Speaker 1: v P? And then month, month, one month to all 481 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,680 Speaker 1: through the regular season of the NBA, and then they 482 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,880 Speaker 1: give out the award lay although they could give it 483 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,200 Speaker 1: out the night the regular season ends, but they don't 484 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 1: do it. We wait, we wait, we wait, No one's wait, 485 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: and no one cares. It's not like a Supreme T 486 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 1: shirt drop where people are camped out clawing to find 487 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,720 Speaker 1: out who's gonna get the regular season MVP Award. It 488 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: was announced Monday morning, weird time, so bizarre, so weird, 489 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,760 Speaker 1: and again it went to a guy who I don't 490 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 1: think deserved it. I don't think John Ranch should have 491 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,360 Speaker 1: been given the sixth Man of the Year award, although 492 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 1: we did predict that. I'm glad Monty Williams won Coach 493 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,479 Speaker 1: of the Year. But Number one not only does the 494 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: regular season MVP award, it doesn't count unfortunately, and I 495 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,440 Speaker 1: love the Joker. I don't think he should have won it, 496 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaker 1: and I don't think the Joker cares. He said he 497 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,200 Speaker 1: doesn't aware his other m v P award is because 498 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,920 Speaker 1: he doesn't care. It means nothing. It will mean nothing 499 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,920 Speaker 1: to a real competitive a player. Maybe in twenty years 500 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,040 Speaker 1: it will mean something to him, but right now he's 501 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:10,359 Speaker 1: eating lacas, he's eating conditions and fucking who the funk 502 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:15,480 Speaker 1: knows what that fucking fat fuck eats. But it should 503 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,400 Speaker 1: go to the best player on the best team with 504 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:23,080 Speaker 1: the best record, and Devin Booker, Joel Embiid, and Jana 505 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:27,200 Speaker 1: Santa Mkumbo in no particular order, all had better records 506 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:33,719 Speaker 1: on better teams. And the Joker was ridiculous stat wise, 507 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,640 Speaker 1: he was ridiculous. But look what happened. They were the 508 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,759 Speaker 1: fifth seed, I believe, and they got bumped out in 509 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,319 Speaker 1: five games. What's he gonna do with that award? Be 510 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,320 Speaker 1: out there and dance in the streets because he has it. 511 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:52,919 Speaker 1: No real competitors compare about winning, and when you get 512 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,960 Speaker 1: bumped out in five games, when you get swept the 513 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,320 Speaker 1: funk out of the first round, like the Brooklyn Nets, 514 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,799 Speaker 1: if you're really into it, if you really care that 515 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,640 Speaker 1: award means jack shit. At least given out the day 516 00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:10,000 Speaker 1: that the NBA season ends, So at least he could 517 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: have a moment where he's like, this is cool. He 518 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,880 Speaker 1: could accept it in front of his home crowd and 519 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,880 Speaker 1: get a standing invasion in front of your home crowd. 520 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,200 Speaker 1: Not so after the fact, where you've already busted a nut, 521 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,640 Speaker 1: you've busted a second nut, you busted a third nut, 522 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:31,759 Speaker 1: and now you're sleeping. What you get the analogy. The 523 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: other thing that happened over the weekend in Dallas at 524 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:43,239 Speaker 1: game four, Game four of the Mavericks Phoenix Suns game, 525 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: after Chris Paul got ejected on some bullshit, bullshit call, 526 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,920 Speaker 1: some little ship looked like it was between the ages 527 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:59,879 Speaker 1: of sixteen and eighteen, maybe nineteen, maybe fifteen seventeen. Little 528 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 1: oh fucker, little white, little piece of ship with his mom. 529 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,040 Speaker 1: And I'm gonna get to why I said. White apparently 530 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:12,000 Speaker 1: was heckling Chris Paul sitting right behind the court. So 531 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,080 Speaker 1: you know they had to be, you know, well to 532 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,560 Speaker 1: do family and a couple of there was a couple 533 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,080 Speaker 1: of little ships with them teenagers, but they were in 534 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:26,000 Speaker 1: an adult mom. This is on Mother's Day and apparently, um, 535 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,239 Speaker 1: this kid and his friends were talking ship to Chris Paul. 536 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,520 Speaker 1: Then he started talking to Chris Paul's wife and started 537 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,640 Speaker 1: talking to Chris Paul's mom, and then he was removed 538 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:43,040 Speaker 1: and they said there was a tiny, tiny physical interaction 539 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,360 Speaker 1: where this kid touched Chris Paul's mom or Chris Paul's 540 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:51,719 Speaker 1: wife in front of Chris Paul's kids. Now, I don't 541 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,640 Speaker 1: know what listen. I've said it once, I've said it 542 00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:59,000 Speaker 1: a hundred times. I talk shit, okay, but I'm not 543 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,440 Speaker 1: disrespect full at basketball games, Like what makes you think 544 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,080 Speaker 1: you should go? Or you can go to a game 545 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,360 Speaker 1: and say anything rude like the rudess that should be 546 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,640 Speaker 1: as you suck or your stats like throw some slick 547 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,880 Speaker 1: stats at somebody, but when you start, don't even speak 548 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,680 Speaker 1: to the family members. Don't And if and if Chris 549 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,480 Speaker 1: Paul's like let's say Chris Paul's goon cousin had been there, 550 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,120 Speaker 1: you know this little fucker wouldn't have said anything. But 551 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 1: this is all in line with the Dave Chappelle guy 552 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,280 Speaker 1: running on stage. It's all in line with those freaks 553 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,479 Speaker 1: in Minnesota running onto the court. It's all in line 554 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,799 Speaker 1: with people thinking they could get away with what they 555 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,080 Speaker 1: want to get away with. It's all this Internet, it's 556 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 1: all this sort of you know, feeling empowered and emboldened. 557 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,640 Speaker 1: And the reason why I said he was a little 558 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,319 Speaker 1: white ship because I was. I was thinking about all 559 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,359 Speaker 1: these people that get kicked out of the games. Not 560 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,960 Speaker 1: to say that black people of Puerto Rican people are Mexicans, 561 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,880 Speaker 1: don't heckle and all that. You see other fucker's fighting 562 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,880 Speaker 1: in the stands, they're all different colors. It looks stupid. 563 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,200 Speaker 1: Fighting in the stands at a baseball game, fighting in 564 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,160 Speaker 1: the stands at a hockey game, fighting in the stands 565 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,120 Speaker 1: at a Raiders game, you look dumb. And it happens 566 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,640 Speaker 1: in all different shape, sizes and colors. But when it 567 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,399 Speaker 1: comes to specifically basketball games, where it happens the most, 568 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,520 Speaker 1: because that's where they could get the closest, it's always 569 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,719 Speaker 1: some fucking white dude or some white bitch. And I 570 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,560 Speaker 1: say bitch because the people that do it, they're obviously bitches, 571 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,759 Speaker 1: saying something that they shouldn't say to a player and 572 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,040 Speaker 1: then the player confronting them. Again. I ain't saying that 573 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,760 Speaker 1: black people, Puerto Rican people of Mexican people, POC's people 574 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,680 Speaker 1: of color don't heckle and don't talk shit. But have 575 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,880 Speaker 1: yet to see and maybe I've missed it where like 576 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,000 Speaker 1: a twenty five year old black dude is going suck 577 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:58,240 Speaker 1: my fucking dick Lebron, you bitch asked, motherfucker, or saying 578 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,600 Speaker 1: something to somebody's wife. For saying something to somebody's mom, 579 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,600 Speaker 1: it's not okay. And that little ship that was doing 580 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:10,240 Speaker 1: that to Chris Paul's family, You're lucky was Chris Paul. 581 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,440 Speaker 1: Because you do that to the wrong dude, you might 582 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,600 Speaker 1: have like a Steven Jackson Ron Artest situation where motherfucker 583 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 1: runs into the crowd and grabs you the funk up. Like, 584 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,480 Speaker 1: I just don't know why people think it's okay to 585 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,480 Speaker 1: be disrespectful to players. I certainly don't know why I 586 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:33,640 Speaker 1: think it's okay to be disrespectful to players family members. 587 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,879 Speaker 1: And you wouldn't do it if it was Chris Paul's dad, 588 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,440 Speaker 1: or if it's Chris Paul's brother or Chris Paul's cousin 589 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,799 Speaker 1: or any other fucking man, and you're doing it in 590 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,960 Speaker 1: front of your mom, Like if that's my kid and 591 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,120 Speaker 1: it's mother's day, and I got you sitting behind the 592 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,920 Speaker 1: fucking bench and you say one thing, We're leaving your 593 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,680 Speaker 1: little fucking dummy, and the incident is gonna be I'm 594 00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,640 Speaker 1: smacking you and they're like, oh, what are you doing? 595 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,200 Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's my kid. He's being an asshole, 596 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,319 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna beat him in public to make sure 597 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,279 Speaker 1: it never happens again. Don't worry, Chris paul, I got this. 598 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,239 Speaker 1: Don't worry, Mrs Chris Paul. I got this. I'm gonna 599 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,440 Speaker 1: beat the ship out of my son, drag him the 600 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,520 Speaker 1: funk out of here, and you'll be getting an apology 601 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,360 Speaker 1: on video from my son, who's a fucking embarrassment. I 602 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:26,920 Speaker 1: I don't understand why it's happening so often that people 603 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,200 Speaker 1: think it's okay to be above and beyond rude to 604 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,840 Speaker 1: these players. It's not okay. And when someone gets drop 605 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,040 Speaker 1: kicked in the chin, then that'll be the story, which 606 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,960 Speaker 1: obviously I don't want to happen, but you're gonna do 607 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,920 Speaker 1: it to the wrong motherfucker, and you're gonna have somebody 608 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,839 Speaker 1: running in the crowd getting krunk. Anyway, I'm done. It's 609 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,960 Speaker 1: a great podcast. Let'll say it again. This that so 610 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:57,719 Speaker 1: what it is professional podcasting, ranting, raving forty plus minutes. Came, 611 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,560 Speaker 1: so conquered, came so I disrupted. I told you in Columbus, 612 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:06,240 Speaker 1: Ohio one. All tickets, all information available at Michael Rapport 613 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,279 Speaker 1: Comedy dot com. Myles Jordan A. K. 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