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Speaker 1: Morning Show, Elvis Duran, Melvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, but we just show up every

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Speaker 1: day to do it again. And welcome to the day.

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Speaker 1: It is Wednesday. It is March fourth, and uh it's

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Speaker 1: the day. It is, like I said, Wednesday, March fourth.

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Speaker 1: Parts of today's show are pre recorded, but not this part. No,

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Speaker 1: not this one. Bitches you wanted Danielle. Hi, They're gone, Hi, Froggy, Hello, Hello, Sari, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Producer Sam So. Tonight on FX, a brand new show

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Speaker 1: is born and it looks like it's hilarious. Little Dickie,

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Speaker 1: Little Dickie, you know his name is David. The name

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Speaker 1: a funny show. The previews are amazing. Have you seen

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Speaker 1: It's pretty much based on his life and he's a

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Speaker 1: play a little little dickie with your best friend, Danielle

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Speaker 1: Chris Brown. I actually like this song called Freaky Friday.

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Speaker 1: is David. Hey, David, I'm just gonna I'm gonna raise

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Speaker 1: let conversation ruffle your feathers. Your day is a seven Aquarius.

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Speaker 1: one off special May twenty first. Um, you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: Jack Black hosting. You're gonna have Courtney Cox, Lisa Couldrow

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Speaker 1: from Friends, Adam Scott from Parks and Rack. Ben Stiller

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Speaker 1: will be there. It's going to be part of their

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Speaker 1: annual Red Nose Day fundraiser, be followed by a two

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Speaker 1: hour variety show telephone to raise money to combat childhood poverty.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have a read? No? Do you have

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Speaker 1: a cold? We really have to com down. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: So Sophie Turner was not a fan of the Jonas brothers.

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Speaker 1: In fact, she was convinced that Joe Jonas would be

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Speaker 1: a huge tool. When she met him, she said, but

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Speaker 1: he wasn't. She said, We actually had a great conversation.

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Speaker 1: We talked for hours. Soon we weren't separable. I even

431
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Speaker 1: went on tour with him and learned he wasn't a

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Speaker 1: tool and that's why we're married. Wait, hold on, Nick

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Speaker 1: Jonas isn't a tool. He's according to his wife, he's Joe.

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Speaker 1: Joe right, Joe, which one was a tool? Joe Jonas?

435
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Speaker 1: Which one? Jonas is a tool? Jools? Nick doesn't seem

436
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Speaker 1: like a tool. We know that no there, none of

437
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Speaker 1: them are tools. No, Sophie is no tool with Joe. Okay,

438
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Speaker 1: let's talk about Spike Lee. Did you see what he

439
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Speaker 1: was like yesterday? So he lets flipping out on ESPN

440
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 1: yesterday because the Knicks want him to stop using the

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Speaker 1: employee entrance at Madison Square Garden. I mean, he's not

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Speaker 1: an employee, so I don't understand why this is a

443
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Speaker 1: big deal. They wanted to use another VIP entrance. It's

444
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Speaker 1: not that they don't want him to be a VIP,

445
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 1: they just don't want him to use the employee entrance.

446
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: He says he's so upset that he is not going

447
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Speaker 1: to go to any more games this season. So I'll

448
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Speaker 1: see what happens. And Chance the Rapper isn't talks to

449
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Speaker 1: join the cast of the upcoming Sesame Street movie. This

450
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 1: is pretty cool. The story of the Sesame Street Movie

451
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: follows the characters after they are mysteriously expelled from their

452
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Speaker 1: own neighborhood. This forces them to collaborate with History show

453
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Speaker 1: host Sally Hawthorne to prove that Sesame Street actually exists.

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Speaker 1: And it looks like Chance the Rappers about the sign

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Speaker 1: on the dot to be part of the Well, that's

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Speaker 1: what the movie is about. Somebody says that it doesn't,

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Speaker 1: and so they have to prove that it does because

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Speaker 1: they get expelled from their street. Good okay. On television,

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Speaker 1: the Mass Singer is on You've Got Volcano Live. This

460
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Speaker 1: is with Nick Wlenda. Nick is going to attempt to

461
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: do a high wire walk from an active volcano in

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Speaker 1: nick Oaraguas. So you may want to watch that. The

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Speaker 1: series premiere of Dave. I know that you are very

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Speaker 1: excited about that. We are River Dala is on, Survivor

465
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Speaker 1: is on Lego Masters is on next hour. You'll be

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Speaker 1: happy to know. Everything is okay with Jessica Biale and

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Speaker 1: Justin Timberley. Well, see, we told you that, but you

468
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Speaker 1: went on and report it anyway. Yesterday, here's what Daniel says.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to keep an eye on their social media

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Speaker 1: because I think something fish he's going on. He all

471
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Speaker 1: is good. He wished her a wonderful happy birthday yesterday.

472
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: I know, but you don't even want if he's just

473
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Speaker 1: making up for something or trying to get back to

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Speaker 1: stop in between the lines froggy like you were doing yesterday.

475
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Speaker 1: Just because Okay, Jessica Biale goes to the grocery store

476
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Speaker 1: without her wedding ring on, and everyone just flips their wig.

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Speaker 1: And Daniel's over here as a part of it, Like,

478
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Speaker 1: I'm going to keep an eye on their social media.

479
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 1: I think my job. I like that. People even think

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Speaker 1: though that just because he posted a picture, everything's fine,

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Speaker 1: It's great. He posted a picture. No, I don't know

482
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Speaker 1: her ring is back on. Okay. You know, we have

483
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Speaker 1: to stop using social media as our speedometer for people

484
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Speaker 1: you don't know how fast or slow or even if

485
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Speaker 1: if they're going in reverse, you don't see them. That

486
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: is not your dashboard on their real life period. I'm sorry,

487
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: no apologize. I love that. It just drives me nuts.

488
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Speaker 1: You don't know anything about anyone. I posted a picture

489
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Speaker 1: of my lasagna last night. That means you're going through something.

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00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: You're eating your way your fears. Yeah, obviously Elvis is

491
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Speaker 1: eating his feelings. Are you okay? I'm okay, there's something

492
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Speaker 1: you want to talk about. Why are you asking me

493
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Speaker 1: because you posted lasagna? Exactly? People need to calm the

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Speaker 1: f down. And what it wasn't Alex in that picture

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Speaker 1: when you posted lasagnas or something going on? There. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he didn't post a photo of Alex eating his LASAGNYA,

497
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Speaker 1: so obviously Alex and Elvis having a problem. I can

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Speaker 1: read it. I can read it in the lasagna. I

499
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Speaker 1: thought you loved it when Alex dat your lasagna. Do

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Speaker 1: you want to explain that? All right, Daniel has the floor. Daniel,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, you know, don't. Well, I've never called it

502
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Speaker 1: my lasagnia. That's a really strange reference. Speaking of my lasagna.

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00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:05,719
Speaker 1: Who wants the design? As you know, one of our partners,

504
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: Rio's homemade. It's just fantastic. And I will tell you this,

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Speaker 1: there was a time in my life, and there was

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Speaker 1: a time of my life in many people's lives, they

507
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Speaker 1: would have said the same thing. They would never ever

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Speaker 1: open a jar of sauce. Ever, it's always homemade for me, always.

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Speaker 1: And then a friend of mine wants you know who

510
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Speaker 1: was it? Who it was? It was Katie Lee, you know,

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Speaker 1: the chef from from from TV. Good friend of mine.

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Speaker 1: She's like Elvis when I make my spaghetti pie yos

513
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Speaker 1: every single time. It's a matter of fact, if you

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Speaker 1: see Katie Lee's recipe online, it says, oh, use a

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Speaker 1: jar Rayo's and I'm finding out. Okay Yo's it's in

516
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Speaker 1: a jar, all right, I'll try it perfect, It's delicious.

517
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Speaker 1: It really is great. If you're not gonna do homemade,

518
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: Rayo's is the only one you can trust. I add

519
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Speaker 1: a quarter of a cup of wine to it, to

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Speaker 1: you or yours? Well, no, I add a whole couple

521
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Speaker 1: of wine to me. A quarter of a cup of

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Speaker 1: wine thought a cup for the cup for the sauce.

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Speaker 1: A bottle from me? Yes? So uh once per week

524
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Speaker 1: for the next what I remember, many weeks we want

525
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: to do until we get so big we can't get

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Speaker 1: out the door. We're all gonna make dishes with Rayo's homemade.

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Speaker 1: I made my lasagna. I can't wait. It's over there.

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Speaker 1: I know that we got to put it in the

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Speaker 1: I can't put the whole thing microwait. Here's the thing

530
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: about lasagna. Yes, let's see listening. It looks so good.

531
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Speaker 1: It looks heavy. It was no, no, no. You have

532
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: posted pictures before where you do a special lasagna that

533
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: is thinner, yeah, and all like all chrispy. This one's

534
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: a thick one. But here's the thing. I like my

535
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: lasagna with crispy edges. So I tend to cook it

536
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Speaker 1: until it's a little darker on top, not incinerated. So

537
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: here it is right here. Okay, this is my Riyo's

538
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: homemade lasagna. I can't wait. It features uh some I

539
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: have turkey sausage in there and lots of rec the cheese,

540
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: I actually have a secret cheese and ingredients. I'm not

541
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: gonna tell you. I don't tell. The eggs a little

542
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 1: as a little tang to it. I wish the listeners

543
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: could smell the aroma of what's permeating through the air. Scary,

544
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: it's so excited he does. Anyway, So I made this

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00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: last night and here it is beautiful. It's always, in

546
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: my opinion, it's always better, like thirty minutes after it

547
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: comes out of the oven. That's the best time to

548
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: eat it to me. Microwaving and it isn't the same.

549
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: But here, Should we take a picture of it before

550
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: we all dive in and ruin it? Yeah? Sure, if

551
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: you want to take a picture of it, feel free.

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00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: Somebody reinforce the counterplease. The people on the floor below

553
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: us just looked up at the ceiling. Oh my god,

554
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: that's got it. Anyway, I enjoyed making it for you. Thanks.

555
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: For the food. Yeah, this is awesome and thank you

556
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: to Rao's Homemade. You can see a picture of it

557
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: now on my social Okay at Elvis Durana. Just because

558
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: I made Lazania last night doesn't mean I'm eating my feelings.

559
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, we'll get into that in

560
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: a minute. Hey, where is uh? Where's Producer Sam? I

561
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: think she's in her little studio. We have a little

562
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: bit of a debate coming up next, and I think

563
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: we could kind of maybe pop the top on that

564
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: if Producer Sam could let me go find her. Hold

565
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: on where the running she's running there? Um, this is

566
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: almost the same. Well, we've had this debate on our

567
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 1: show before, but now it's like a different a different

568
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: type of debate. Can you stand next to the lasagna

569
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: that smells really good but you don't eat meat? There's

570
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: turkey sausage in there, and I can't eat it. That's

571
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: kind of rude, but it smells great. All right. So U,

572
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: so you and your mom went to the grocery store.

573
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: We went to a store to buy pots and pans. Okay, Oh, okay,

574
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: that's right, you went pots and pans shopping. Okay, So

575
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: and my mom gifted me a beautiful set. It was

576
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: actually pretty expensive. And when we got to the car

577
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: and she was going through their seats, she saw they

578
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: did not ring up the pots and pants at all.

579
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: How many pieces does an eleven piece set and a

580
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: retail actual retail prize about three hundred dollars. Okay, you

581
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: got to the car and looked at the receipt and

582
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: realized that the person did not ring up the three

583
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: hundred dollar pot pan and pot sets. Yeah, so I

584
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: started panicking and wanted to go in and tell them, Hey,

585
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: you guys forgot you got to ring this up. And

586
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: my mom said that the employee was really nervous and

587
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: said how she's kind of been having a rough time

588
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: at it at the job, and thought if we went in,

589
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: we'd be getting her in trouble. Nonsense. All right, Well,

590
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Let's let's hold this. Okay, let's

591
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: think this through before we make any snap judgment. I've

592
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: made a bunch in my head right now. Yeah. Is

593
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: that stealing or is it saving someone's jobling? Yeah, I'm sorry,

594
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: We're going to hold onto that. Hey, it's Gandhi and

595
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Speaker 1: no matter what time of the year it is, sun

596
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: protection is essential. No one wants to look like leather

597
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Speaker 1: when they get old. Hawaiian Traffic Sunscreen has perfected a light,

598
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599
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Speaker 1: So stock up today, available at targets from the real

600
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: lives of your morning show favorites. So producer Sam and

601
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: her mom they go into a store. They buy a

602
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars pots and pans set. I supposed to

603
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: sounds like it. It's really nice though, it's like eleven,

604
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: like eleven pieces, and oh yeah nice. And the thing

605
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: is is, while you guys were at the cash register,

606
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: the whoever was ringing you up said something about how

607
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: life just isn't great right now. Well, we had a

608
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: very nervous cashier and she clearly objectively was just not

609
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Speaker 1: good at her job, Like we had a lot of problems,

610
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: and she was vocalizing to us, Oh sorry, I'm not

611
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: really okay, shervous bad employee, right, okay, okay. So they

612
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: get up to the car, they look at their seat

613
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: and they realize that this three hundred dollars pots and

614
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,479
Speaker 1: pans set not even on the receipt. They didn't pay

615
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: a penny for it all right. So the question is

616
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: do you run inside, have them scan it and then

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00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: you pay for it, or do you put the car

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00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: in the drive and drive away. So your idea was

619
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: to do what HI panicked. I wanted to go in

620
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: and pay for it immediately. And then my mom said

621
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: that we might be getting this girl in trouble because

622
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: she didn't ring us up and we were probably gonna

623
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: have to go to customer service, not her. Okay, the

624
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: name of the story is not bed Beth and be gone.

625
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what the name of the place was.

626
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: But okay, so we have several opinions going on around here.

627
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: I just I can't believe that, because, as you will

628
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,959
Speaker 1: feel about your opinion, your opinion is the only way

629
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: you should reach me. Let me go talk to Chaz,

630
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: who's very adamant about how he's feeling. Hi, Chaz, thanks

631
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: for listening. By the way, Hi, good morning. I love

632
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: your show. Thank you, thank you so much. Now, so

633
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: what's on your mind As far as uh, well, I'm

634
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: not going to give my opinion, but as far as

635
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: Sam and her mom's stealing, right, I don't I don't

636
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: want to weigh it. Go ahead, in my opinion, it's

637
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: totally stealing because whenever you go shopping, whether it's groceries, clothed, whatever,

638
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: you kind of have a running total in your mind

639
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: how much you should spend. So there's a difference between

640
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: like maybe a thirty cent gap and a three hundred

641
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: dollars gap and what you should have had to pay.

642
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: So at that time, it's really it really becomes stealing

643
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: because you kind of knew what you should have spent. Well,

644
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: hold on, not Chaz is saying we knew we walked

645
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: out with the improper price, and that's just not true.

646
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: That's differently, but you didn't drive away. You were in

647
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: the parking and right, But it's not like we rung

648
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: up and we're like quick, go go go. I have questions, Well,

649
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: you're about to quit, drive drive, but we did not

650
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 1: realize the price gap and when we were bringing rung

651
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: up for sure. But if you're at the register and

652
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: she says, well, you're totally the eleven hundred dollars, then

653
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: I should have been like fourteen hundred. A light bulbs

654
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't went off, didn't didn't register that. I gotta be honest,

655
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: My light bulb would not have registered either. Chads but

656
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: because I'm just I don't I don't pay attention to life.

657
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: What gag? What's your name? Bandhi? This is me um.

658
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing as Chats. What other

659
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: stuff did you buy? What was the total when you

660
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: walked out? I don't know what the total was. But

661
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: mom went shopping for her house as well. Okay, so

662
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: like it the thousands, it was in the hundreds. I

663
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: doubt it was in the thousand. Okay, No, I'm just

664
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: wondering because a three hundred dollars gap is a huge reistrings. Okay,

665
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: we shopping, So Chads has uh he has officially posted

666
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: his opinion. You would have been Steve had you not

667
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: gone back right all right. By the way, we still

668
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: don't know what you did. I don't don't tell me yet.

669
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, Chas, thanks for listening to us.

670
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: Thank thank you. Let me go talk to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte, Charlotte, Hi, Charlotte,

671
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. How you doing I'm good. Are

672
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: you doing well? So you used to work at you

673
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: work it at pet Smart? Are you used to right there?

674
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: You used to? Yeah? And this actually happened to a

675
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: friend of yours who was at the cash register, tell

676
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,479
Speaker 1: us what happened. Yeah, I sat, I was working at

677
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,959
Speaker 1: the cash register next to him, and he was ringing

678
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: up someone who bought like a lot of pet food whatever,

679
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: and there was a case of dog food underneath the cart,

680
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: but he didn't see it was like twelve cans of

681
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 1: like the yellow perion of stuff. And the customer walked

682
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: out and almost immediately came back in and like the

683
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 1: manager was right there told him, you know, he forgot

684
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: to bring up the can. So it was like a

685
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: big deal, like they run up the cans, paid for it,

686
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: no problem. But then my friend got written up over it.

687
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 1: See that's stupid. Look I know, I'm sure. I'm sure

688
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: they tell you, Charlotte, Hey, make sure you take a

689
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: look down at the bottom rack of the of the basket, right, yeah,

690
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: I think absolutely do. I mean always less than it was,

691
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: like what less than twelve dollars? I mean to getting

692
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: written up. I mean, you know, I actually wanted to

693
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: grocery store once and they actually had a camera down there,

694
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: like just like Wendy Williams shoe can. All right, So

695
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: so you're saying that when you do go back and

696
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 1: do the honest things, sometimes that employee can get written up. Yeah,

697
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 1: And I mean if the cashier already felt like she

698
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: was on a shaky ground. I mean, my friend wasn't

699
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 1: well liked where we worked, and I think that was

700
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: part of the reason he probably got recommanded delay that

701
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: he did so, I I mean, after the cashier's already

702
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: telling me that they don't feel well about the situation,

703
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't I loved for them under the bug. I

704
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: don't know, And I don't see why you can't just

705
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: go in and repurchase it, like exactly to the cashier, Hey,

706
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: I forgot to buy this. I want to purchase and

707
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: just part well, if a managers watching they see it happen,

708
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. I hate to hear that. Hello, Anna,

709
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: how are you hi? Yeah? So your opinion is this?

710
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: What do you think? What that's huh? They gave us

711
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: to hus, especially if the deployment SUS didn't pay for that.

712
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 1: They wrack up the place so high all the time.

713
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, oh Anna. I love you way

714
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: hold on, Anna, and I love that you listen to us,

715
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: and I do appreciate it, but you are just so awful.

716
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: There is no one believe in karma. Now if you're

717
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: gonna I believe in karma percent people good and everything else,

718
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: but that quad girl's gonna lose her jobs. And I

719
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: had puns and pants coming to me. So you you

720
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: believe that it is karma, but it's bad. But the

721
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: store has bad karma because they charge you so much money.

722
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: So it's good for people to take free stuff every

723
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: once in a while. Well you shouldn't actually take it

724
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: out of the sensially, Yeah, they had it. Oh my god, Anna,

725
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: Oh you're frightening me. I love you, I love you,

726
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,919
Speaker 1: but thanks for listening, and I don't know love you. Anna.

727
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: Normally I would agree with Anna. Okay, So Daniel, how

728
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: do you feel about it? Because you're you're sort of

729
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: famous on the show for stealing things. Yeah, so normally

730
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: I would agree with Anna. But to me, it's a

731
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: very high priced item. So if it's fifty dollars, they're

732
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: under I would have said, yeah, you know what's got

733
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: to cut off for stealing the gifts really stealing, it's

734
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: still stealing. That's not stealing, Yes it is. It's not

735
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: stealing because I didn't deliberately walk out of the store

736
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: with it, you know, it leaving you Daniel. Daniel, you're

737
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: in the parking lot and you see that you have

738
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: a three hundred dollars box of pots and pans you

739
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: didn't pay for it, or a forty nine dollars pan.

740
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: Let's say you're not going to go in and pay

741
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 1: for it. You're in the parking lot, you haven't driven away.

742
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: Oh you know what sucks? This woman is is in

743
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: a bad place no matter what, because she would have

744
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: going back in. I think would have saved the woman's job,

745
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: because if you think about it, that's short. That is

746
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: gonna collup three hundred dollars short. No, according to that register,

747
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: those pots and pans never walked part that threshold. Say camera,

748
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: someone is going to pick that up and that maybe not,

749
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: maybe not, I don't know. The manager could be in trouble. Yeah,

750
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 1: you know what, what's up? Gandhi? This this exact same

751
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: thing happened with my mom and I over sixteen dollars

752
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: while I was home last week, and we got out

753
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: of the car and walked back in and paid the

754
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: sixteen dollars. Good. Yeah, my mom was like, Nope, this

755
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: doesn't happening. Let's go. Such a good person she is.

756
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: I think the lower price would have been easier. Bad

757
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: car was coming your way. Guys. I think a lower

758
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: price would have been easier because my mom wouldn't have

759
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: had as much fear for that girl's job. I think

760
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: something about the price point equally freaked my mom out.

761
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm not buying the fear for the job. No, no,

762
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 1: you don't have to. My mom's a great person. Such

763
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: a little effort to walk back in and pay for it,

764
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: all right, Well, now we don't know what they did.

765
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: So so you and your mom went shopping, got out

766
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: to the car, and realized while looking at the receipt

767
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: there was a three hundred dollars pots and pan set

768
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: missing off the receipt. Your mother said we should We

769
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: shouldn't take it in and it'll get her fired. You

770
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: said we should take it in. What did you do?

771
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: She made me go into the store, get the employee.

772
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: You bring her to the car, and have her bring

773
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 1: us to a secret register so she wouldn't get in

774
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: trouble and bring up the panel. Yeah, that's way over

775
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 1: and beyond. It was extra, Michelle is extra, but that

776
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: was okay. There you go. All right, so we all

777
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: agree you did the right thing preserve her job. At

778
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: the same time you paid yes, and Mom felt like

779
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: double O seven. That's an expensive thing. It was so funny.

780
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: We found a secret register, you know where it was.

781
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 1: It was just the customer service one. No one was using. Okay,

782
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: you're all good, We're good, and I'm not I'm not

783
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: cooking on cursed potwear. That was my right exactly worry

784
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: about Yeah, I'm better get food poisoning from the universe.

785
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: Every dish you would have made it, those spots paths

786
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: would have been cursed exactly, house fire or something. It's like,

787
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: oh my god, my Basha mouse horses curdling. All right, well,

788
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, and thank your mom for doing

789
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: the right thing. Thanks for the pots. Mom. All right,

790
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: there you go, And I'm glad that Danielle's got to

791
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: cut off a forty nine dollars. I don't believe for

792
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: one minute you would return everything. Oh absolutely, I would

793
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: be worried about karma. I would think that was going

794
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: to burn my house down. Because we were at the

795
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: home depot and we bought that we couldn't get this.

796
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: I think I told this story. Watch we couldn't get

797
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: this screwdriver set to a scan And finally Alex said, okay,

798
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: there he goes, so, okay, got paid for it, got

799
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: out to the car. It was on the self checkout, yeah,

800
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: and it wasn't on the thing. I said, we gotta

801
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: go back in and pay it, and he said, nah,

802
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: we'll come back later. Did you come back? No, hasn't

803
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: happened yet. Still to this day, it bothers me. Has

804
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: everything you've ever tried to fix with that tool set broken? No,

805
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: but I will tell you ever since then we got

806
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. I feel like it's all my fault. I

807
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: feel like I did it all. We figured out what

808
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: happened all right into the Gandhi report, I mean the

809
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: three things you need to know. Somebody reports so many

810
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: things you need to know. Gandhi. What's going on right now? Well,

811
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: did you guys know that Joe Biden's wife, Jill is

812
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: kind of a badass? I did not, But yesterday Joe

813
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: Biden was on stage talking about the primaries when a

814
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: vegan protester hopped on stage scream Darry must die. Jill

815
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: Biden jumped into action and like pushed this woman off

816
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: the stage. Then his campaign manager chased after her and

817
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: tackled her. It was quite a scene. Everything is okay,

818
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: but I can't believe that happened. I would never have

819
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 1: expected that from Jill Biden, of all people. We love

820
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: a badass. I love a badass. Sadly, the death toll

821
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: from the Tennessee tornadoes right around this time yesterday we

822
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: were reporting five people. At this point, it is at

823
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: least twenty five people, with about forty still missing. Now.

824
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: Authorities say that they don't believe all of those people

825
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 1: are dead or injured, but they do believe so many

826
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: people got displaced and we're literally just walking around trying

827
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: to find somewhere to go that they just haven't been

828
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: accounted for. I showed you guys a picture yesterday. My

829
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: cousin's apartment building got destroyed in this tornado. Wow. And

830
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: even though Super Tuesday was going on, Fantastic Tuesday, Super Tuesday, Tuesday, Yes,

831
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: voters in the Nashville area did the best to get

832
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: out and vote. Still, yes they did. And in the

833
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: world of the coronavirus aka COVID nineteen, Tinder is now

834
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 1: making sure that you are safe. They have a little

835
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: pop up out on the app and you go there

836
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: saying while we want you to continue to have fun.

837
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844
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Speaker 1: So you know we love our Rayo's homemade and the Jara.

845
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Speaker 1: You're enjoying it. It's so good, all right? Second piece? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's on number two. I know. She handed me mine

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Speaker 1: and then two seconds later she walked back by with

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Speaker 1: a plate and so get another one. In the world

849
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Speaker 1: of lasagna, you know, typically you do it with a

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Speaker 1: bechamel sauce. It's like a white sauce. Yeah, or you

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Speaker 1: can use recall to cheese, and which is what I

852
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Speaker 1: did because it's easier. But there is something else in there.

853
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: And every time I tell everyone what it is, people

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Speaker 1: gool Literally it's not mayonnaise. Hey that thank god. I

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Speaker 1: would never do that to you. M I don't want

856
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Speaker 1: to tell you because when I told Scotty b He's like,

857
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Speaker 1: Scotty's ridiculous. And I told Brodie Railly, you gotta put

858
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Speaker 1: that in there? What is it? Well with the regult

859
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: of cheese, I put a little goat cheese in there.

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00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 1: Oh so what at cheese? A lot of people don't

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00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: like goat cheese because it's it's kind of sour tastes.

862
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: It's really good thing. When I make sauce sometimes on

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Speaker 1: my own, sometimes I put anchovies in it, but no

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Speaker 1: one knows they're there, because what's wrong, broting don't put

865
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Speaker 1: stuff in my stuff. Just make the sauce. Look if

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Speaker 1: you're if you're browning your garlic and stuff in your

867
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: oil before you put the tomatoes in for sauce. If

868
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 1: you put a couple of anchovies in there and they

869
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: just disintegrate and it adds this this, this, this level

870
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: of flavor, and you can't really figure out what it is.

871
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: It doesn't taste fishy. But if I tell you it's there,

872
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: then you freak the f out in your head. You

873
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: want to really piss them off. Put dill in there,

874
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: Dill man, I'm not gonna put dill in that sauce.

875
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he gets pissed about dill. See I could.

876
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: I could put dill in a million things and you

877
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: would never know it's there. But if I tell you

878
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: it's there, daniel what if I looked at you right now,

879
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: I said, Okay, I'll tell you, Danielle, there's a cup

880
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: of mayonnaise in there. Go in the bathroom and force

881
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: myself to throw it off. But you're sitting there eating it,

882
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: and it's going past your taste, Budge, and you're fine

883
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: with it. It's a mental thing. I know. I tried

884
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: to do that to her. Yeah, he did try to

885
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Speaker 1: do that to me. That's how much he loves me.

886
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: Don't you told her that there there's mayonnaise in something. No, No,

887
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 1: we were gonna make My neighbor who makes brownies, makes

888
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: very good brownies, but there's mayonnaise in them. And so

889
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: I was gonna have Danielle eat a brownie and then

890
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: tell her later that was there. Don't do that. His

891
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Speaker 1: neighbor who met me said, she's too nice. I don't

892
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: want to do that to her. The neighbor who met

893
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: me for five minutes. But the froggy who's known me

894
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: for how many years was going to do that to me.

895
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: So I was making a dinner and I did mash

896
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 1: cauliflower rather than rather than potatoes. And I told my friend,

897
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: I said, you know those aren't potatoes, that's cauliflowers. Then

898
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Speaker 1: you immediately after eating three helpings of it, He's like

899
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Speaker 1: that it's a mom, but it's a whole thing, isn't mind?

900
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: I get that? Tell you how tell you put coliflower?

901
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: You're a bit calmed down, Mary, it's cauliflower. Trying to

902
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Speaker 1: get it. If it was like a mystery meat and

903
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Speaker 1: there was a certain animal or something that you didn't

904
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Speaker 1: want to eat. But when it's just stuff like that,

905
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Speaker 1: it's an allergy unless there's an allergy. If there's an

906
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Speaker 1: allergy yet, but there's an allergy. So it was so

907
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Speaker 1: brody scaryos his Brody is like, uh, he's the world's

908
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Speaker 1: oldest toddler. He won't eat anything. He won't anything green.

909
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 1: This guy with a rubber spoon. You know you have

910
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: to do the airplane. There is a different so Brody,

911
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, And we go to cheese. I put

912
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: some goat cheese into kind of balanced out everything, and

913
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: Brodie looks at me like I'm that crap punishing yourself.

914
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: This stuff is. I think you'll enjoy it. Yeah, you

915
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: don't taste the goat cheese, all right, with the sauce

916
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: and the cheese. Okay, all right, whatever, Just alright, baby, Brodie,

917
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Speaker 1: have a high chair. If you were in bed having sex,

918
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: I'd be a great time. And we turned the lights

919
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Speaker 1: on all of a sudden it was a woman. You've

920
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Speaker 1: been like, oh my god, but you were enjoying it.

921
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Well, you do you have a point, But

922
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Speaker 1: I usually nine out of ten times I make sure

923
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Speaker 1: I identify the person. That's why I have sex with

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Speaker 1: the lights on. I do els with your ingredients? You

925
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Speaker 1: why you? Thank you? Brodie? I mean it's scary or

926
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Speaker 1: scary or Brodie whoever you are? All right? So how

927
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Speaker 1: is a slice number two of listener? I may have

928
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Speaker 1: slice number three? The whole point of this is next week?

929
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: Who's who has next week? No, it's next month. It's

930
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: what every month? Who has next month? I do? So, Danielle,

931
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: are you gonna do your own listen? I'm gonna do

932
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: my own lasagn My lasagna has chopped meat in it

933
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Speaker 1: um and it has regot as like haszza. Oh my god, mozzarella.

934
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Speaker 1: As you. People like to call it all right, um

935
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Speaker 1: and rios And then I put a little wine in

936
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: my rao. There you go. I'll take it. I'll take it.

937
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: So anyway, so uh, I did my lasagna using Rayo's Homemade,

938
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: and some people three hundred and something people commented like,

939
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: I love Rayo's Homemade, and like one or two would go,

940
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: how dare you? How dare you use a sauce a jar?

941
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: Hey there, people get really pissed off over stupid stuff.

942
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Speaker 1: You know, to those people, most people don't have time

943
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Speaker 1: in their lives to make a homemade sauce. I increase

944
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Speaker 1: so at the end of the day, the best one

945
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Speaker 1: is Rayo's. When you don't have the time to make

946
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Speaker 1: your mom sauce, she's getting her Italian. All. Okay, here's

947
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: the thing about Rayos. There was a time I never

948
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: ever would open a jar of sauce and get it

949
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: anywhere near my kitchen. That's just who I am and

950
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: where I'm from. And you may agree, But my friend

951
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Speaker 1: Katie Lee, the chef, said, try it if you're gonna

952
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 1: be cooking with this, and then you can actually doctor

953
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: it up and do what you want. And I did,

954
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: and That's what I did today, and it's totally find

955
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: the Rayo's homemade. Do you want to know what I

956
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: did with rails the other day? I don't want to know.

957
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 1: Do we want to know? Yes? I came home and

958
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: I wanted a snack in the afternoon, so I took

959
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: one of those you know those thin bagels, the like

960
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: bagel thin. Yeah, and I put a little ray sauce

961
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: on top of like really great homemade mozzarella, put it

962
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: in the oven for like fifteen minutes, and it was

963
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 1: the best pizza bagel I have ever had in my life.

964
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: It was so good, it was so perfect. That's what

965
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 1: I'll do for Yeah, this one over here, pizza bagels.

966
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: Dandi needs more munchee food, please don't don't ask why.

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973
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Speaker 1: Oh they're so good. Oh, Danielle. Once you come out

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979
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982
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Speaker 1: for us today. Here we go. Hello, Oh, yes, is

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna fill up your music collection with a mound

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Speaker 1: of sound, throngs of songs, a blitz of the hits,

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Speaker 1: introducing Kitties, Ditties. You can't crash a car into a

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Speaker 1: bridge and watch it burn. That's too violent for the

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Speaker 1: ears of today's children. These are songs you can be

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Speaker 1: proud to play in front of your children. Yes, but no,

1008
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Speaker 1: I don't even know why you're calling me. You don't

1009
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Speaker 1: have to wash these musicians in mount out with soap,

1010
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Speaker 1: because we've already done it for you. Hey, Ron, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Let's go leave brush my teeth then and go in

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Speaker 1: ta and the real song. She brushes her teeth with

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Speaker 1: a honold jack, but here she goes and packs. You

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Speaker 1: see what she did there? Plus today I don't feel

1015
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Speaker 1: like he's only the perfect blend of hand picks Vanilla

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Speaker 1: cul de sac kids from Suburbia, USA. Put them in

1017
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Speaker 1: a recording studio and have them re record the hits

1018
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Speaker 1: we call we call it kitties ditties. Listen to what

1019
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Speaker 1: they did to this Bruno Mars song where he's supposed

1020
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Speaker 1: to be having such as a really nice girl, send

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Speaker 1: a really nice text. They're sending texts. The kids will

1022
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Speaker 1: never know. You are interrupting my business. For just eleven

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Speaker 1: dollars and ninety nine cents, you can have kitties ditties.

1024
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Speaker 1: I don't care. It's all everyone's heard of fifth harmony,

1025
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Speaker 1: but with kitty's ditties you get fifth grade harmony. Very

1026
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Speaker 1: would kids, this is Rod Phillips with Kitty's ditties. It's

1027
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 1: very ridiculous to tell me this kitty ditty crowning. It's

1028
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: kitty's ditties. This is diddies. What is this crabs for kids?

1029
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: Why does that have to do with me? Why are

1030
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: you calling for me for this crap? Because it's just

1031
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Speaker 1: eleven ninety nine today. If you have some kids, in

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Speaker 1: your life. They'll really appreciate this. You couldn't pay me

1033
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Speaker 1: eleven ninety nine to listen to it. Get awesome, I

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Speaker 1: get to go away. Today's artists are insensitive to the

1035
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Speaker 1: youth of America and they're Virginia Ears. I've insended it

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Speaker 1: to your products. I do not like it. Can I

1037
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Speaker 1: get you a copy of this? Su No? No, no,

1038
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Speaker 1: no no no. I don't think you understand. My business

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Speaker 1: depends on this phone that we're tying up right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and you're wasting our time. Okay, my wife's been nice.

1041
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm not a nice guy. Get this off my phone

1042
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: now with kids? Hello, you call me back or you

1043
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 1: can guarantees that I will us charge you. Do you

1044
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: understand me? The Chain Smokers had a summer smash with

1045
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: this song, but the kiddies did He's kids did this?

1046
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: How did they're starting against them over rather than being

1047
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,439
Speaker 1: in and having sex. I don't think you understand. Okay,

1048
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: And I want to speak to whoever your superior is

1049
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: so this does not happen again. Where is your superior? Okay?

1050
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: Who can I speak to right now? He's in the office.

1051
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 1: Back and boulder, Oh, back and boulder, listen. I don't

1052
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: think you know who the dealing with right now. Okay,

1053
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: this needs to stop. Tell me now, how the fu

1054
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: you got my wife's name, Anita gave it to me.

1055
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: Your daughter in college, Elena, you and your husband have

1056
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: both been phone tapped? Who is this? This is Scary

1057
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: Jones with elvistur Rant in the Morning Show. Oh you

1058
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: gotta be kidding me, just driving this trail? All right,

1059
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: thank you scaring turn it off. Hey, So, as you

1060
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 1: can tell, that was a way back Wednesday phone tap,

1061
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: because that's what we said the day we actually played

1062
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: it live, and as we told you at the beginning

1063
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: of the show today, some portions of our show are prerecorded. Yeah, well,

1064
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: thank god we said that that was because it's an

1065
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: old phone tap. We can't re enact it anyway. Where

1066
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: were we? That was your TwixT cookies and cream free

1067
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 1: money phone tap and Kristen you just won one thousand dollars.

1068
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, this is amazing. Wait wait

1069
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait hold on, Christen, So all

1070
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: the times you try to get in touch with us,

1071
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: where were you trying to get in touch with us?

1072
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: For just gonna ta hear a song? Or I've just

1073
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: been trying. Yeah, on the phone, I try for the

1074
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: phone tap, I call in with funny stories. I just

1075
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: can never get through you. Funny got through and you

1076
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: got a thousand dollars and a month supply. Okay, I

1077
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: gotta say I love you, girl. My I died almost

1078
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: twenty four years ago, and well over twenty four years ago,

1079
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: and every time I hear you, I cry with you.

1080
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: I still feel it. It gets a little easier. It's

1081
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: never gonna get easy, but you're gonna the good memories

1082
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: will last forever and you'll get through it. And I

1083
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: love it. Is great advice. By the way, girl, I'm

1084
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: little douvil Cupcakery. I message. I like love all your posts.

1085
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: You guys crack me up. You and your boyfriend Elvis.

1086
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: I bought your book. I you guys are amazing. I

1087
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: love you. Oh my gosh, everybody, all you guys, scary everyone. Kristen,

1088
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,760
Speaker 1: obviously you've been trying to I don't want to forget you. Christen,

1089
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: You've been trying to get through to us. You had

1090
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,879
Speaker 1: all this stuff all bottled up and it all came

1091
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: out like oozing, like watches. I have a little tiny

1092
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: bakery I listened to you guys on like playback all

1093
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: through the night. I just I listened to you every

1094
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: day on the weekends. I can't wait to get here

1095
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: at like two o'clock in the morning and I put

1096
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: on the morning Show and binge it the fifteen minute

1097
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: Morning Show. I just love you, guys. I gotta tell you,

1098
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: everyone small will have someone win something and go, oh,

1099
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: thank you, and that's nice, but then you hear what

1100
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 1: people really think and it's it's really great, and Kristen,

1101
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: thank you. You know. Okay, well, let me speak for

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00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 1: just a moment, because this is very important. You just

1103
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: won one thousand dollars thanks to Twix Cookies and Cream.

1104
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: I know there's a bonus here. Only did you get

1105
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,240
Speaker 1: to purge, but you also got to inhale a thousand dollars.

1106
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:37,240
Speaker 1: And you want a month's supply. Oh my god, Twicks

1107
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: Cookies and Cream. I gotta be honest, I don't know

1108
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: what my son Gianni is gonna be so excited about that.

1109
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what that looks like, a month's supply.

1110
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna assume it's a lot, and so just

1111
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: eat all you want to eat until you can't eat

1112
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: no more. Christian, Thank you so much, and I hope

1113
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: you have a know. What's the name of your bakery again.

1114
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: It's called Little Double Cupcakery. And I'm in amerst ohiolibrating

1115
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: my five years. You're listening to h Kiss When you're

1116
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: listening to Kiss. I actually know because I love you

1117
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 1: guys so much. I listened to you on I Hurt

1118
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: Radio so I can listen to one hundred no no

1119
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no

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00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: no no, no, no no no. This is why you

1121
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: gotta step in and say no. Christian. If you live

1122
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 1: in Cleveland, you listen to ninety six five Kiss FM.

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00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: Please do that for us. It's very important. Okay, I

1124
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: love you, and I'll look. I gave you free advertising.

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00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: We gave you a thousand dollars beginning. You guys are awesome.

1126
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: I okay, I love you. Hold on, Christian, hold on,

1127
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: hold on, I gotta take a nap. She's awesome, I know,

1128
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: but she she obviously had lots to say to us,

1129
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: and for many years has been trying to get through

1130
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: and didn't Haven't you ever done that where you're like

1131
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: I have been dying to meet you. Okay, here's my

1132
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: list of things. I need to tell you. You gotta

1133
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: suit your shot. She might never talk to us again.

1134
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: I exactly love her. Get it all out. Hey, you

1135
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: know what. I love it when we have listeners win

1136
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: stuff and they're excited about it. I love it. Was sweet.

1137
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: I know she's and she she she relates with you.

1138
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: You know your dad and and uh there you get

1139
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 1: all right? So moving on, Niel Report is on the way.

1140
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: We al a gold who was in charge of everything

1141
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: social media with us. I saw this video she produced

1142
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: yesterday with Diana who is sitting on a plane going

1143
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: to France. It was like a seventies or eighty What

1144
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 1: was it? Okay, okay, yeah, it was the theme to

1145
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: Full House. Yeah, and but it was like the opening montage,

1146
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 1: like opening sequence, like sitcom? How come I'm not in it?

1147
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: Everyone's in it but Brody and me? And I was, well, Frog,

1148
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: get he's not here, but he's here, but not here?

1149
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: The sound ran out because it's only fifteen seconds. And

1150
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: I saw your comment on Gandhi's Instagram posts of it. Okay,

1151
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: so here's what I've made this Ali. You always have

1152
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: diamond in your video. Yeah, he's very accommodating right next

1153
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: to me, and it's easy. She's beautiful, and she's talented,

1154
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: and she's fun and she radiates energy. I know, but

1155
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: I just want to be included once. Because you do

1156
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 1: all these things, you never put me in them. Are

1157
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: you afraid to ask? Or are you just sometimes I am? Yeah,

1158
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm afraid to walk into the studio when you're working.

1159
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: Why look at me? Look, I don't, I don't. I

1160
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: don't like these people I love. I'd love for you

1161
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: to get me out of here. I just want to

1162
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: be included in your playground antics, just at least once. Okay,

1163
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: we're doing some TikTok today. If you want to join them,

1164
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't have time for that. I think

1165
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: you should reshoot the whole thing. We totally could. I know,

1166
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: but I know you're in it. Yeah, okay, okay, so

1167
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: you're you're in the video, but you don't have time

1168
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: for me. Well, people don't know me that well yet,

1169
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: so I like to put myself in there. The truth

1170
00:59:55,200 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: comes down. Hey, look at least lie about it. When

1171
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,919
Speaker 1: it comes to everything social media at Elvis Duran Show

1172
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: and everything we do and Facebook and all the stuff.

1173
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: You are the master. You know stuff. This is why

1174
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: you're here because you're you could do stuff I would

1175
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: never even know how to do. Thank you, but everyone's well.

1176
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: I'd love to I'd love to be included in one

1177
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: of your videos. Yes, absolutely, I will come to you

1178
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: first every single time, and I guarantee you if I'm

1179
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: in it, I'll promote it more and it'll get more

1180
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: spinky because I'm very ego blasted like that. Theres so

1181
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: much honest see you today. So if you go to

1182
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran show on Instagram, you'll see this incredible uh

1183
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: like opening to a sitcom that they produced here with

1184
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: everyone on the show. It's very simple. There's nothing, you know,

1185
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 1: groundbreaking about it, but it's really fun and I just

1186
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, it was all shot on our TikTok page.

1187
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: So the video, it's the videos on your phone. It's

1188
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: exactly and you'll see and you'll see members of the

1189
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: show that need more press and you'll see. Can we

1190
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: talk about the TikTok conversation we had yesterday about how

1191
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 1: how old is too old to be in TikTok? Scary?

1192
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: Was so time, so hard to get Ali to validate

1193
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: and make him feel like he was okay to do

1194
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: TikTok on his own. Thing is listening. I don't produce

1195
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: my own tiktoks, but it's okay to appear in them

1196
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: when you're doing funny stuff. And I do see that

1197
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: tiktoks are more than just kids. Now I see a

1198
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: lot more people of all ages. Yeah, they're making fun

1199
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: of those people. It's kind of like ironic. I could

1200
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 1: be totally wrong, and you know, maybe I am, and

1201
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 1: maybe this will change. But the only the only time

1202
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: I see an older person on TikTok is if they're

1203
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: with their kids and their kids are making fun of them. Yes, right, okay,

1204
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: we can do a TikTok together if you want scary

1205
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just called your dad. God no, it

1206
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: is a famous TikToker and has millions of whatever followers.

1207
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: Then I can see getting involved in your kids TikTok.

1208
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Book, Instagram, Snapchat. They all

1209
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: started this way too, with kids, and then all of

1210
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: a sudden people started a dad TikTok's different. Can I

1211
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 1: just say, if you like TikTok, who cares if nobody

1212
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: else likes it for you? Do it? You like it?

1213
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: Do it? Why would be in validation from anyone. Do it? Dad?

1214
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: I got learn dances? Did you'll learn the dances? Dad?

1215
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:19,680
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Speaker 1: swish yourselves if you don't get out of my way

1220
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Speaker 1: speaking Durlvis Duran and The Morning Show. Elvis durand Nelvis

1221
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show, I love the story. This

1222
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 1: is out of California. This lady had this little suck

1223
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 1: plant in her window in the kitchen and she was

1224
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: watering it every day for two years. And she was

1225
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: telling her friends, this is the most perfect plant. Look

1226
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 1: how beautiful it is. Whatever for two years, the most perfect,

1227
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: little suculent plant. Then she said, now I think it

1228
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 1: needs it needs a different vase. She she went to

1229
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: transplant and realized it was fake. It was a plastic plant.

1230
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: Oh God, which reminds me, And I'm gonna tell on

1231
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 1: my friend Linder. My friend Linder, good friend of mine.

1232
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 1: She used to have an apartment in Brooklyn, which and

1233
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: she had a little terrace on the back of her apartment,

1234
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: which was in a courtyard so all the other apartments

1235
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: could look into her terrace. And she used to have

1236
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: the most beautiful garden and she would go out there

1237
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 1: and water it every day, the most beautiful flowers. I mean, gorge.

1238
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 1: Does it look like just the best green thumb in

1239
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: the world lived in this apartment. And even in the winter,

1240
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: the neighbors didn't figure out, Oh, those flowers are still

1241
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 1: beautiful in the snow. She would go out every day

1242
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: to water her silk flowers, and she would she wouldn't

1243
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: even put water in the camp, but she would go

1244
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: out there and wave in her neighbors and she would

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Speaker 1: she would wave in her neighbors and water her flowers,

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01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 1: and no water was coming. Yet no one noticed. And

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Speaker 1: she did this for like ten years. No one ever

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Speaker 1: knew they were faith Oh love her for that good

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01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: inside joke with herself. Yeah, I love that anyway, So

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Speaker 1: this lady find out, my god, I thought it was

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01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: such a green thumb and my succulent as a plastic. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: It's okay, let's get scary. You have but you have

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Speaker 1: fake flowers in your hand, have fake cali lilies, And

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Speaker 1: I never have to water them, they're amazing during a

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Speaker 1: beautiful glass vause. When you walk into my apartment, it's

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Speaker 1: the perfect accent. And let's don't tell people their fake

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Speaker 1: tell the just don't sniff them. You're all right exactly.

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Speaker 1: Let's get let's go around the room. We'll start with

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Speaker 1: the producer, sam Hi. Producer sam Hi. So you know,

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Speaker 1: sometimes I tell you guys weird things that happen to

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Speaker 1: me so other people feel fine about Odyssea's in their life.

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Speaker 1: I think I out weirded myself. I was shaving my

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Speaker 1: armpits and I ended up giving myself a haircut. Why

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01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 1: because I wasn't paying attention and my hair was in

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01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: my armpit and I just cut off ask of my

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01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,919
Speaker 1: hair oh while shaving my arm Okay, what the heck

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Speaker 1: is wrong with me? I looked out, I'm like, where

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01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 1: my pits? That Harry? And then I looked up and

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01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: noticed what I did. Oh no from the head. But

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Speaker 1: you're like, you can pull it off at fully. Curly

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01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: hair has like different shops. Yeah, that was weird. I

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Speaker 1: was laughing in the shower alone at myself. Daniel has

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Speaker 1: that experience with her mustache every week time. Hey, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: what's up? All right? So I told you guys that

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Speaker 1: my cousin was in the one of the two tornadoes

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Speaker 1: that hit Tennessee and her building has been destroyed. She's

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Speaker 1: not going to be allowed to be back in for

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01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: a long time, kind of an undisclosed amount of time

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Speaker 1: while they're fixing everything. And I was really worried about

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Speaker 1: her because I'm like, you're effectively homeless right now. What

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01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: are you going to do? Her company is going to

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01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 1: pay for all of that stuff for all of their

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01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: employees until they can get back on their feet and

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Speaker 1: get back into their place. Oh. Absolutely, smile direct If

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Speaker 1: you guys are listening, good job, Thanks for taking care

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Speaker 1: of my cousin and all of those people that needs

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Speaker 1: you right now. I appreciate it. Wow, that's excellent. Yeah,

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01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: really really good. She just moved from New York City too,

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Speaker 1: not even that long and move into the apartment. And

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Speaker 1: are a lot of people in that company displaced because

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Speaker 1: of the tornado? Yeah, she said, there's a decent amount

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Speaker 1: of people who have because the way that the tornado

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01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 1: hit it was like I'll show you the map, but

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01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 1: it was a squiggly line all the way through it

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Speaker 1: hit downtown areas that hit all over. So there are

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Speaker 1: a lot of people that are struggling right now. But

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Speaker 1: Smile Direct is taking care of it. So that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Do they actually do there's kind of in competition within

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01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: VISI line, okay, where they line up your teeth and

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01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 1: they do it through the mail, and you all of

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01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: a sudden have really straight, lovely teeth. I should call him,

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01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: I'll get you a kit. Hey. That's scary. You know.

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01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get worried that our cars are a

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01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: little bit now too advanced for us, and they have

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01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: minds of their own. I don't have control of my

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01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: own vehicle because the headlights are on this auto thing. Right,

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Speaker 1: I never said it, and forget it. I never have

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01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: to worry. Well, all of a sudden, now they decide

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01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: to start giving high beams in certain places and I

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01:06:57,120 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: can't turn the damn thing off. So what happens? My god,

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01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: you sound like your dad and you it's dangerous because

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01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: you know what happens if you give the wrong person

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01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 1: the high beams, they'll get out of the car and

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01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: start a fight with you, like, what are you flashing

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01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 1: me the high beams? This happened three times on my

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Speaker 1: way to work this morning, Sam, is my winning. You

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01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: are pushing every button in your car. Scary, scary. Look

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01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: at the manual. I'm scary, look at the manual. Call

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01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: call the dealership. But the point is my car is

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01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 1: gonna get me in trouble and he's gonna start a fight. Scary, scary.

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01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: You can just go fix it. Call someone. It's probably

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01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: just one little button. It probably is. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: You always make fun of your parents and how they

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01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,960
Speaker 1: can't turn on a phone and listen to you. You're

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01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 1: doing the same thing. You are your parents, and you're

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01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 1: also on TikTok. Danielle, what's up? So? I told you

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Speaker 1: guys the other day that I have a little tonic

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Speaker 1: that I put on my face in the morning at

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01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 1: my CBD oil which I keep together and one they

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Speaker 1: look kind of similar. The bottles are similar. So I

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01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: put the CBD oil on my face a couple aways. Remember, well,

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Speaker 1: stupid me still hasn't moved the bottles, so I almost

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01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 1: put the tonic in my mouth. Is born. I put

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01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 1: the dropper and it came that close, and I went,

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01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 1: let me just check those bottles, and thank god I did.

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Speaker 1: I would have swallowed a drop a full of tonic.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it would have been the same result

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01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 1: as putting the CBD oil on the faith. It probably

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01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,599
Speaker 1: would not have been good. I'm gonna move those bottles

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01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,879
Speaker 1: when I get home today and put them on opposite

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01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 1: side of the cabinet. And I know what the hell

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01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing. Yeah, I brushed my teeth with moisturizer the

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01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,599
Speaker 1: other day. God, I put it on my tooth, person

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01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 1: in my mouth. It started, and it started. I'm like,

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01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 1: oh crap. It's like, the question is where is your

1346
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 1: brain when you do that? Well, it was not sleep,

1347
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: it was not engaged. Now, hey, so online from the

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Speaker 1: Medium correspondent, Aaron's you seven brutally honest reasons why you're

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Speaker 1: still single? All right? This could apply to you if

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01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,720
Speaker 1: you're single. It could apply to you if you have

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01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: a friend who is single and you're in there. They're

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01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: wondering why. But you know, let's let's go through this

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01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 1: list in mind and keeping in mind, there are a

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Speaker 1: lot of people who are single who love being single,

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Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with it, zero wrong. Yes, but

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01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,679
Speaker 1: there are people out there who are single who would

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01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 1: love to be in a relationship right now. Yes, And

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Speaker 1: they're wondering why. According to the philosophy of Aaron Jew,

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01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:22,439
Speaker 1: here we go, things happen completely out of your jew bro. Anyway,

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01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 1: there are things in your life completely completely out of

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01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 1: your control. But there are things maybe you should think

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Speaker 1: about if you're single and wondering why. Number one, Oh,

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Speaker 1: welcome to seven brutally honest reasons why you're still single?

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Speaker 1: This music? You're single? Number one, you don't go out much? Yeah. Absolutely.

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01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 1: I have so many single friends who are like, I

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01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,599
Speaker 1: just don't get it. I can't meet the right guy,

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01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 1: and they don't leave their couch. They're literally waiting for

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Speaker 1: someone to break in and be misster right. And I

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01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 1: posted the other day and so many people said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's me. I don't go anywhere. What's true? You what

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Speaker 1: if you want to meet people, you have to meet people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it sort of makes sense. Okay, so you

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01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:07,760
Speaker 1: don't go out much. Ring the bell? Scary? You get

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01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: that bell? Ready? There you Number two? Another reason why

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01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 1: you're single. You haven't moved on from your ex deadly.

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01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,080
Speaker 1: You may swear that you did, but remember, now is

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01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,000
Speaker 1: the time to be brutally honest with yourself. Have you

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01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 1: been trying to contact them. Do you drunk dial them? Yeah?

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01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 1: Do you talk about the relationship on other dates and

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01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: things that went wrong or whatever? Because that is disturbing

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01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,639
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't do that. Yeah. Number three brutally honest

1382
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 1: why you're still single? You're nitpicky? Yeah? True, you look

1383
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,800
Speaker 1: for a million to one different reasons to discount someone

1384
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:45,960
Speaker 1: from being that person. Yeah, this may be the culprit.

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01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:49,040
Speaker 1: If you're constantly being told, hey, you're too picky, are you?

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01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you should get to know someone and understand

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01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 1: that sometimes the stuff you see on the surface you

1388
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,920
Speaker 1: can forget about when the stuff below the surface is like,

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01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:00,160
Speaker 1: really great. I think dating apps two have really taking

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01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 1: its hole in that area, because everybody is kind of disposable,

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01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: and as soon as you see one little red flag

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01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: or one thing you don't like, you just move on,

1393
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 1: when in real life you deal with people and things

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01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 1: about them that you don't like all the time when

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01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:14,479
Speaker 1: you love them. Yeah. Right. The list of seven brutally

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01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 1: honest reasons why you're still single. See, they say your

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01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 1: self esteem is too high. I'm going to read write

1398
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 1: that your self esteem is misdirected. I like that too.

1399
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: You regard yourself way too highly to the point that

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01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: you don't think anyone is good enough to be with you,

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01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:31,680
Speaker 1: This person says, pretty sure, no one will admit to this.

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01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,679
Speaker 1: A lot of people may even carry this trait without

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01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:37,720
Speaker 1: realizing it. Questions to ask yourself do you think your

1404
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:41,400
Speaker 1: purpose in life is above other people's? Oh? Are you

1405
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 1: convinced that your path in life is absolutely the correct

1406
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 1: path anyway? You know, maybe maybe you need to kind

1407
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 1: of like just mellow it out a little bit and

1408
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,680
Speaker 1: understand that other people are cool too. Yeah, you know,

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01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:56,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of humbleness never killed anybody. You know what.

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01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: It's interesting how you talk about smart if a person

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01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 1: and as smart. Some people may be smart in some

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01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:04,920
Speaker 1: areas and maybe not as smart as others. You may

1413
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 1: be very book smart but not very street smart. Absolutely,

1414
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 1: you may be very business smart but not very street smart. Right,

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01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:15,240
Speaker 1: you know, So just because someone isn't the same smart

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01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: as you are doesn't mean they're stupid, not at all.

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01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,479
Speaker 1: I find common sense people are usually not book smart

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01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 1: and vice versa. But on the other hand, number five

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Speaker 1: on the list of seven brutally honest reasons why you're

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01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,920
Speaker 1: still single, your self esteem is too low. That's a

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01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 1: killer that's a really big one. I think that that

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01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 1: has her own relationships for me because I wish that

1423
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 1: people are a little bit more secure in themselves, because

1424
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,360
Speaker 1: all of that stuff will rub off on you and

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01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:40,920
Speaker 1: you're with someone and you're you see all this good

1426
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:43,559
Speaker 1: in them, and then they're constantly putting themselves down After

1427
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,920
Speaker 1: a while, that takes a toll on. Oh yeah, Like

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01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 1: come on, if you ask these yourself, these questions when

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01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 1: someone has interested in you, then you may have a problem.

1430
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 1: You ask yourself, why what do they see in me?

1431
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:58,760
Speaker 1: Or oh my god, they're setting me up to hurt

1432
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,840
Speaker 1: me because I really maybe they're on a different level

1433
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,679
Speaker 1: than me. This is gonna be dangerous. Maybe I should

1434
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,920
Speaker 1: Maybe I should just end this now because I'm not

1435
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,080
Speaker 1: good enough for them. Hey, you know what, become best

1436
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:12,559
Speaker 1: friends with that person in the mirror. Nothing in life

1437
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:16,679
Speaker 1: will smell as wonderful and taste is great and field

1438
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 1: is good until you become friends with that person in

1439
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 1: the mirror. Number six on the list of brutally honest

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01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:28,639
Speaker 1: reasons why you're still single. You're too mysterious, You don't

1441
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 1: you don't embrace being vulnerable. You know, some people say

1442
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: being vulnerable is showing weakness. Actually, being vulnerable is showing

1443
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: strength to be able to tell someone that, hey, here's

1444
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 1: where I'm lacking. Yeah, here's where I need help, Here's

1445
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:49,000
Speaker 1: where I'm scared. This hurt my feelings, this is something

1446
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 1: that bothered me. Like that's really difficult for people to say.

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01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:56,719
Speaker 1: Showing vulnerability is not a weakness, and so many people,

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01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,719
Speaker 1: uh say, well, my parents are my grandparents. They taught

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01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 1: me that, you know, you should show strength at all times. No,

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01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 1: showing your weaknesses is being strong, I believe. And finally,

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Speaker 1: on the list of the brutally honest reasons why you

1452
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 1: may be single, you're too independent. Huh you? Oh God,

1453
01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:20,200
Speaker 1: this a loud bell. Jesus Christ, that's how the liberty

1454
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 1: bell got a crack. Scary Seriously, Thomas Jefferson was doing

1455
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 1: a list on his radio show, Scary Scary ring the bell.

1456
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 1: You're too independent. It's your time, it's your thing. You

1457
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:36,800
Speaker 1: fall into the ligne with me and my schedule, or no,

1458
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hang out with you. Sometimes you have

1459
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 1: to compromise, and that's when you do get in a relation,

1460
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:43,560
Speaker 1: into a relationship if you do, if you want to,

1461
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,559
Speaker 1: that's something you have to realize you've got to compromise.

1462
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:49,400
Speaker 1: As rough as that is. Yeah, they're calling it independent,

1463
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 1: I think it's a little more selfish. Yeah, well, set

1464
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:56,040
Speaker 1: in your ways, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, set in your ways.

1465
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:58,920
Speaker 1: I think that happens too as people have lived by

1466
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: themselves for a long time time, which is something that

1467
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,560
Speaker 1: I notice a lot. If you live by yourself for

1468
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 1: a very long time, most people have a hard time

1469
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:07,639
Speaker 1: compromising then because you're just used to being alone all

1470
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:08,880
Speaker 1: the time and doing what you want to do and

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01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:12,200
Speaker 1: not having to worry about someone else. And there you go, guilty. Friend.

1472
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:14,519
Speaker 1: I have a friend who he watches the same TV

1473
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,720
Speaker 1: show at the same time every day, He goes to

1474
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,040
Speaker 1: the same diner at the same time every day, and

1475
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:21,640
Speaker 1: he will not change for anybody. Okay, I don't care.

1476
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 1: You know what, if that's what makes him feel safe

1477
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:26,280
Speaker 1: or her, he's not going to meet anybody and he's

1478
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 1: not going to get into a relationship because no one's

1479
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 1: gonna do that. Does he want to be in a relationship?

1480
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:32,400
Speaker 1: Does he does? Then he has to realize that along

1481
01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:34,960
Speaker 1: those ways, in his set in his ways ways, he's

1482
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 1: going to have to adapt a little bit. Look, you know,

1483
01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:40,240
Speaker 1: they're all also people texting it. I'm very shy. Yeah

1484
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,720
Speaker 1: I get that. I get that too, as loudmouth as

1485
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:44,680
Speaker 1: I am. I'm a very shy person. Thank god I

1486
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:48,360
Speaker 1: finally found someone. But keep in mind, let me reiterate,

1487
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 1: this list is not for everyone. If you don't want

1488
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship, you don't have to be

1489
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,320
Speaker 1: and you don't have to worry about these things. Right what, Daniel,

1490
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm scary. I'd like to add one to the list. Oh,

1491
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 1: you don't smile and your body language suck, so therefore

1492
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,559
Speaker 1: your unapproachable. I think I feel like that's that's really valid,

1493
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:08,439
Speaker 1: and you want to show people that you're open to

1494
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:11,639
Speaker 1: having some energy come from exactly. You've seen the prisons

1495
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:16,760
Speaker 1: that have those barbed wire fences up front. Yeah, yeah,

1496
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:19,599
Speaker 1: I can't help that. Well yeah, yeah, that's something people

1497
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: can't help us. See the bars all the time, when

1498
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 1: people close themselves off and they're just staring in one direction.

1499
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:30,560
Speaker 1: You right, Hey, Jordan, how you doing good? Thank you

1500
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:33,320
Speaker 1: for listening all the way from Seattle. Hey, so, uh

1501
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 1: so you're you're single, but you do want to be

1502
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 1: in a relationship. Did anything on this list of seven

1503
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:42,000
Speaker 1: things hit home? With you. The very first one is

1504
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,400
Speaker 1: I guess I just don't go out. Yeah you know

1505
01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:47,679
Speaker 1: what see yeah, you know, especially if you're in Seattle,

1506
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 1: it's always like dark and gloomy. No, no, seriously, you do,

1507
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,680
Speaker 1: no matter what the weather conditions, You've got to you

1508
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: really have to put yourself out there physically if you

1509
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,679
Speaker 1: want to meet more people. And the law of averages,

1510
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,680
Speaker 1: the more people you meet, the more chance you have

1511
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,559
Speaker 1: a meeting a person that could be kind of interesting

1512
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:09,080
Speaker 1: to you exactly. And the other one that kind of

1513
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:13,200
Speaker 1: hit home was what Gandhi said about just online dating,

1514
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 1: as you see a red flag and you're so quick

1515
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:18,320
Speaker 1: to x. But I kind of looked at myself and

1516
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, get past that. You can't figure

1517
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 1: out if you're compatible until you meet with someone. And

1518
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:26,360
Speaker 1: I actually have a date for the first time in

1519
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:31,640
Speaker 1: two years. Good, good for you, you know, Laurier expectations.

1520
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,320
Speaker 1: Just go out, have fun. No what I'm saying, just

1521
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,639
Speaker 1: don't don't expect too much from anything you or them

1522
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,719
Speaker 1: or what. Go out and have a good time, Jordan,

1523
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 1: and just see where it goes. And I wish the

1524
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:44,160
Speaker 1: best for you. Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate it.

1525
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:45,960
Speaker 1: You have a great day. And by the way, you're

1526
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,000
Speaker 1: listening in Seattle, do you ever listen to Carl, Marie

1527
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 1: and Anthony? Oh? I okay, sorry, real quick. I listen

1528
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 1: to you guys on my heart radio up on my

1529
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:56,720
Speaker 1: commute and then right when you guys are done, I

1530
01:17:56,840 --> 01:18:00,439
Speaker 1: turned them on. I love good. Yeah. Those are our kids.

1531
01:18:00,479 --> 01:18:03,720
Speaker 1: That's our brother and sister. Thank you for supporting I

1532
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 1: am very proud of them, very much. So all right, Jordan,

1533
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:08,240
Speaker 1: best to look on your date. Okay, thanks for listening

1534
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:10,320
Speaker 1: to us. Thank you. You guys, have a great day.

1535
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:13,800
Speaker 1: There you go, too, well a Texas. Too many people

1536
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,720
Speaker 1: just want to screw before you even go on a date.

1537
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,320
Speaker 1: All right, Well, then that's up to you to be

1538
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,400
Speaker 1: smart enough to realize who those people are about. I'm

1539
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,679
Speaker 1: not saying this is going to be a perfect way

1540
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:24,840
Speaker 1: to approach dating, but you gotta get yourself out there

1541
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,599
Speaker 1: and do a little sleuthy, do a little leuthie toothie.

1542
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:30,600
Speaker 1: If someone it looks like, hey, what's your name, let's go,

1543
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,720
Speaker 1: let's go bang it out. If that's not what you're into,

1544
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:36,160
Speaker 1: don't do it, and be honest. If that is what

1545
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:38,000
Speaker 1: you're into, and that's what you want. Don't act like

1546
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,840
Speaker 1: you want someone to be your girlfriend and then just

1547
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 1: do that stuff. And this list of seven reason you're

1548
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,479
Speaker 1: still single? This texture said you hit almost every reason

1549
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 1: for me. But if you knew who I've dated, you'd understand. Okay,

1550
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,280
Speaker 1: I get that it's not perfect every time. Tell you what.

1551
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to give this a list to Ali Gold

1552
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:57,400
Speaker 1: and we'll have it put up online at Elvis durand

1553
01:18:57,520 --> 01:19:00,000
Speaker 1: something on Twitter or whatever that thing is. All right,

1554
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,000
Speaker 1: let's get into the three things you need to know, Gandhi.

1555
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 1: What's going on? Well, Joe Biden is coming up the

1556
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,479
Speaker 1: big winner on Super Tuesday and has been declared the

1557
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:09,240
Speaker 1: winner in nine states. Bernie Sanders appears to have won

1558
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:12,320
Speaker 1: four states, and we are waiting on the results from

1559
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 1: Maine because the race between the two of them has

1560
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 1: been too close to callow. The death toll from the

1561
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: coronavirus now stands at nine here in the United States.

1562
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 1: Clinical trials of a coronavirus vaccine will be tested on

1563
01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 1: humans in five to six weeks. There are over one

1564
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 1: hundred cases of the virus throughout the country now. Even

1565
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 1: Apple is restricting employee travel to Italy and South Korea

1566
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:35,639
Speaker 1: and encouraging virtual meetings. I would like to encourage virtual

1567
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:39,040
Speaker 1: meetings here if we could do that. And today is

1568
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:42,920
Speaker 1: Brodie's day, It's National Grammar Day. That means he can

1569
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:45,479
Speaker 1: correct everybody he wants today without them yelling at him.

1570
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 1: I don't think that'll happen. People will still yell. But

1571
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,280
Speaker 1: a reason study found out that one in ten Americans

1572
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:53,360
Speaker 1: call themselves grammar Nazis and say that they twitch if

1573
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:55,559
Speaker 1: they can't correct someone when they've made a mistake. Again,

1574
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:57,080
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be a grammar Nazi, you make sure

1575
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:01,040
Speaker 1: your grammar is always one correct, and sometimes it isn't.

1576
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 1: Sorry Brodie, Thank you, GODDI I appreciate it very much. Yeah,

1577
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:11,800
Speaker 1: sorry Brodie. Mike, here's Brodie. My grammar's perfect. And I say, no,

1578
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,400
Speaker 1: it ain't. I think it's better than a lot of people,

1579
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:18,080
Speaker 1: and I try to help them, that's all. I'm a

1580
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:20,000
Speaker 1: good person. You're at to save the world. It's only

1581
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,920
Speaker 1: people with bad grammar. The Johnson Hey think you're doing

1582
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:24,560
Speaker 1: a little just to make yourself feel better about yourself. No,

1583
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 1: my mom was a school teacher and she she stressed

1584
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,280
Speaker 1: the importance of it in life, and it from your mom. Look,

1585
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:31,720
Speaker 1: you know, if you're if you're a school teacher, I

1586
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,240
Speaker 1: get it. It's like, oh no, no, no, it's uh no,

1587
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:36,560
Speaker 1: you're you're spelling that wrong. It's their t h E.

1588
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 1: I R right now. I get that. Now. My kids

1589
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 1: do very well in school, and they occasionally will thank

1590
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:43,920
Speaker 1: me for giving them driving them crazy because they're I'm

1591
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,120
Speaker 1: they're doing well because their mom is really smart. Their

1592
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 1: mom is very smart. All right, we're gonna take your break.

1593
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 1: Thanks Brodie. Oh my goodness, I can't believe I were talking. Well,

1594
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:55,439
Speaker 1: it's an honor to have you. Here. Is Elvis Duran

1595
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:59,320
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Hey, it's Gandhi. You remember those

1596
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 1: days when you're mom would slather on tanning oil. Thankfully

1597
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 1: we know better now. I love using Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen

1598
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:09,120
Speaker 1: every day. It's light, non greasy, and work seamlessly into

1599
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:12,160
Speaker 1: my daily beauty routine. Stock up today, available at Target.

1600
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:19,479
Speaker 1: So every month one of us will take a jar

1601
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:23,160
Speaker 1: of our favorite Rao's homemade and will incorporate it into

1602
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 1: one of our favorite Italian dishes or whatever. Dash and

1603
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:28,719
Speaker 1: last night he did my lasagna. Brought it in this morning,

1604
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:30,599
Speaker 1: and you can if you follow us at Elvis Duran

1605
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:34,559
Speaker 1: show on Instagram. It's a beautiful photo of it, nice

1606
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,920
Speaker 1: and browned on the top, like I like it. Well,

1607
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:41,080
Speaker 1: so then all these people started getting a hold of it,

1608
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,800
Speaker 1: and I don't know, some people maybe don't know how

1609
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:47,720
Speaker 1: to slice in like squares or something or let me

1610
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:49,200
Speaker 1: see if it's up. Is it up yet? Go to

1611
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:51,760
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran show on Instagram now and see the aftermath.

1612
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:55,519
Speaker 1: We work with monsters. The aftermath will lasagna. It looks

1613
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:59,679
Speaker 1: like a cat was eating it. I look, there's no slice.

1614
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:04,439
Speaker 1: It's just like Bob pretty much. I think I actually

1615
01:22:04,479 --> 01:22:08,799
Speaker 1: made that sound while I was mutilating. Goes for Randanielle.

1616
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 1: It's surely good. So scary as you know, every year

1617
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,479
Speaker 1: goes on Doctor Fat Loss and for the first quarter

1618
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:15,840
Speaker 1: of the year and lose it. How much did you

1619
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,800
Speaker 1: lose this year? I lost thirty pounds in uh let's see,

1620
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,200
Speaker 1: it was forty two days. Wow, all right, so he

1621
01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:23,200
Speaker 1: lost thirty pounds A lot of them. He does very well,

1622
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:26,680
Speaker 1: and he's very strict. He does not any carbs, he

1623
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:30,720
Speaker 1: doesn't anything bad for him whatever. So he's slowly uh

1624
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:35,840
Speaker 1: reintroducing carbs into his diet. Well, I thought slowly. Yeah.

1625
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,599
Speaker 1: So today, four days earlier than he should have been

1626
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,840
Speaker 1: introducing carbs to his diet, he decided to have some

1627
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,519
Speaker 1: of my lasagna, and so Brody says, he put it

1628
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:47,160
Speaker 1: in the atomic toaster, and it was the pile of

1629
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:49,479
Speaker 1: lasagnia was so tall that what he had to mush

1630
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:51,559
Speaker 1: it down so it would fit in the toaster, which

1631
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:58,000
Speaker 1: has about seven inches of clearance. You can it's like try,

1632
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:00,840
Speaker 1: you know, it's like no, yeah, like trying to close

1633
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:04,200
Speaker 1: the casket when someone's taking everything with him. Hello, you

1634
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:07,240
Speaker 1: can't put everything in? The lasagna looks so good. I'm

1635
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:09,479
Speaker 1: going in full forest and today's today. I got to

1636
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:11,560
Speaker 1: cut it off four days early, Elvis. But that's a

1637
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,280
Speaker 1: compliment to you, the chef. Okay, thank you, This is

1638
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,760
Speaker 1: nothing to do it. Oh, here's a picture. Ali took

1639
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,559
Speaker 1: a picture of it. Can you put them over there?

1640
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:20,479
Speaker 1: It's Ray hold on, hold on, put it on, Elvis

1641
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:24,800
Speaker 1: Duran show Marie. You supposed to ease into carves. No, No,

1642
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:28,360
Speaker 1: he's he's so not. Only when you see this picture

1643
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:31,320
Speaker 1: will you know that the lasagna is loved. But now

1644
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:34,080
Speaker 1: you'll see the world famous atomic toaster. M I kind

1645
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:36,160
Speaker 1: of love that toast. This old school toaster that Brody

1646
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,679
Speaker 1: brought up here. That thing is hotter than the surface

1647
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,600
Speaker 1: of the sun. And I'm not I'm not exaggerated. It

1648
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:45,080
Speaker 1: shuts down our system all the time, like it sorts circuits,

1649
01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:47,439
Speaker 1: the whole thing out. The water filter were shut off,

1650
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: the microwave suck into a black Yeah, I'm afraid that

1651
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:55,040
Speaker 1: the building might shut off. The trains aren't running downstairs.

1652
01:23:55,520 --> 01:24:00,719
Speaker 1: What is it, Randy, Gary, you have a hand. There's

1653
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:02,320
Speaker 1: no way it can be ready by now. That's a lot.

1654
01:24:02,760 --> 01:24:05,280
Speaker 1: There's no way it's warm enough. It's not real. It's

1655
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:06,880
Speaker 1: such a huge piece. That's gonna take at least an

1656
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:10,639
Speaker 1: hour and a half. Know, the atomic toaster is pretty quick.

1657
01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:15,320
Speaker 1: Forty five minutes. Oh my god. Anyway, I love putting

1658
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:19,240
Speaker 1: the lasagna together. And even though scary to try his

1659
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:25,800
Speaker 1: scary's reintroductions or carbs so scary. How much did you lose? Again? Okay,

1660
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:29,080
Speaker 1: don't fat shame him. I'm not fat, Sam. I wanted

1661
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:30,920
Speaker 1: to know. I wasn't sure. I didn't know. I know

1662
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 1: where you're going with that, because you know, because you know,

1663
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:38,840
Speaker 1: Danielle is like the grandmother of the oh so eating

1664
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,519
Speaker 1: cobs again. I do have a question. What's your question?

1665
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:45,240
Speaker 1: So you did all this to lose thirty pounds and

1666
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:49,720
Speaker 1: I do, so, now what are you gonna do to no?

1667
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:53,680
Speaker 1: What do you think to make sure that you keep

1668
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:56,600
Speaker 1: it off on you? And you? He's not well, no, no,

1669
01:24:56,760 --> 01:25:01,400
Speaker 1: this year because he to keep most of it all. Listen,

1670
01:25:01,439 --> 01:25:02,720
Speaker 1: I did keep a lot of it off. But the

1671
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,479
Speaker 1: thing is, I just every year I start the my

1672
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,519
Speaker 1: process and at a lower weight. So it's like it's

1673
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:10,920
Speaker 1: a staircase going down. I started a lower weight and

1674
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:13,200
Speaker 1: I go down, and I go, okay, well, I'm scary. Scary.

1675
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:16,320
Speaker 1: First of all, no offense. You owe no one an explanation.

1676
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:19,360
Speaker 1: I was just curious because I'm not so sure you

1677
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:22,599
Speaker 1: should do it this way every year. But that's his way, Daniel.

1678
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:24,280
Speaker 1: You have to let loose, you know, there are so

1679
01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 1: many things that you can worry about. I remember when

1680
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:28,120
Speaker 1: I used to be way overweight and I'd go to

1681
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:30,400
Speaker 1: eat a French fry would catch up on it. It

1682
01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:32,000
Speaker 1: would be like my mouth would be open and the

1683
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,400
Speaker 1: French probe would be like in my mouth, and Daniel

1684
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:38,400
Speaker 1: would say, are you sure you want to eat that? Positive?

1685
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,760
Speaker 1: I don't do that anymore. I'm like, oh my god,

1686
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:47,719
Speaker 1: there was a way to for second cur quarter scary.

1687
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:49,760
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta wait a couple of months again,

1688
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 1: let him be him. I just liked that he acted

1689
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:58,760
Speaker 1: like he wasn't gonna eat that whole thing. I'm not

1690
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,599
Speaker 1: gonna help you. That's eat it. But that's okay. I'm

1691
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:03,479
Speaker 1: not you eat it. I want you to enjoy it.

1692
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm your Italian. I'm your Italian grandmother. I want you

1693
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:08,960
Speaker 1: to eat I was how are you not Italian? I am?

1694
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:17,519
Speaker 1: By injection you are. But it's scary, scaries. Did you

1695
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:19,680
Speaker 1: ever do the volcano experiment in high school? It's what

1696
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:23,240
Speaker 1: it looks like. Yes, it's overflowing with achieves. It is

1697
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:29,040
Speaker 1: good wrning. Joseph Hi So, Joseph cut out carbs for

1698
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,760
Speaker 1: three months, lost forty five pounds, started eating carbs again,

1699
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:33,960
Speaker 1: gained twenty five back. All right, so you're you're down

1700
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:38,439
Speaker 1: twenty still kind of minus still, but yeah, I know.

1701
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:41,559
Speaker 1: Do you feel good? Okay? Here's my philosophy, not as

1702
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:42,920
Speaker 1: you asked for it, but here we go. Anyway. I

1703
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:45,840
Speaker 1: think that in moderation, I think in balance, you can

1704
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:48,160
Speaker 1: do whatever you want to do. You can be as

1705
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,600
Speaker 1: heavy or light as you want to be. And you

1706
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:53,000
Speaker 1: know what if you live a life with no carbs.

1707
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:55,200
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't think that's totally healthy for you,

1708
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:57,960
Speaker 1: but I'm not a I'm not a an expert on that.

1709
01:26:58,280 --> 01:26:59,800
Speaker 1: But no, you know, do what you want to do.

1710
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:02,080
Speaker 1: But you know, it makes it difficult to work out

1711
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:04,040
Speaker 1: when you don't have carbs because your body's not getting

1712
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:06,040
Speaker 1: carbs that it needs in order to provide you energy

1713
01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:08,760
Speaker 1: to work out. Well, I get in there, and your

1714
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:11,760
Speaker 1: brain needs cars too. Yeah, you're absolutely, you're right. I

1715
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:14,919
Speaker 1: did the Keto diet and it actually worked. But obviously

1716
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,960
Speaker 1: eating carbs back, you get what you get. I will

1717
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,680
Speaker 1: tell you about Rayo's. You know, the Rayo's Homemade, the

1718
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:21,640
Speaker 1: sauce that we use every we're using every month to

1719
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:23,000
Speaker 1: do our own recipes, and I used it in my

1720
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:26,400
Speaker 1: lasagna last night. I do know that. I don't want

1721
01:27:26,439 --> 01:27:29,280
Speaker 1: to speak about all other stuff, but it's Keto friendly.

1722
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:30,720
Speaker 1: I know that the sauce I used last night is

1723
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:33,479
Speaker 1: Keto friendly stuff. Yeah it really yeah, I mean very

1724
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:35,559
Speaker 1: low on the sugar, very I mean, it's really good stuff.

1725
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:38,679
Speaker 1: So look up Rayo's Homemade. And thanks for listening to us. Joseph,

1726
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:40,439
Speaker 1: thank you so much, Love you guys so much and

1727
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:48,760
Speaker 1: scary to be careful car. Wow. So on the way

1728
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:50,280
Speaker 1: to work this morning, I was talking to Froggy and

1729
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,200
Speaker 1: he's like, how's your drinking going? Because I gave up

1730
01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:55,360
Speaker 1: drinking for two weeks. Yeah, my doctor said in my

1731
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,560
Speaker 1: I went for my physicals. She's like, I tell you what,

1732
01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:59,439
Speaker 1: I want you to give up drinking for two weeks

1733
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:01,080
Speaker 1: and then let's let's take your blood again and see

1734
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:03,720
Speaker 1: how are you see how you do it? And I

1735
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,200
Speaker 1: was like, what do I have alcohol in my blood?

1736
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:06,800
Speaker 1: She said, no, that's not what I'm saying. It's just

1737
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:08,719
Speaker 1: you know, if you drink like you drink and they

1738
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:11,080
Speaker 1: like every night with a glass of wine here and there.

1739
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:13,200
Speaker 1: She said, let's just see how it works. And so

1740
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:14,880
Speaker 1: I've got to be honest with you. I'm gonna be

1741
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:19,400
Speaker 1: very transparent with everyone. When I didn't drink for several days,

1742
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,280
Speaker 1: I was actually worried about what would happen. I'm like, oh, God,

1743
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:27,519
Speaker 1: do I have a problem? Am I depending on alcohol? Lo?

1744
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:31,200
Speaker 1: And behold, I'm fine, it is, It's fine. I mean.

1745
01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:33,240
Speaker 1: We went to a bar with some friends and I

1746
01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:36,040
Speaker 1: drank water at the bar and it was a little uncomfortable.

1747
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,120
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't get a little sweaty palmed or anything.

1748
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:41,040
Speaker 1: But it's weird. You know, sometimes you kind of wonder,

1749
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,519
Speaker 1: like what do what if I do have a problem?

1750
01:28:44,479 --> 01:28:49,000
Speaker 1: My problem is I just love drinking. I just really do.

1751
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:51,160
Speaker 1: But now you know, now that I'm a little more

1752
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:53,880
Speaker 1: clear minded, and it's only been a week, let's be

1753
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:56,559
Speaker 1: very very honest, And now that I'm a little more

1754
01:28:56,600 --> 01:29:00,679
Speaker 1: clear minded, I see the benefits of not drinking so much. Nice.

1755
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:03,120
Speaker 1: So when I go back to have my bottle or

1756
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:07,160
Speaker 1: two of wine on next Monday, no, when I when

1757
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:09,400
Speaker 1: I go back to when I go back to drinking again,

1758
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,760
Speaker 1: I just got to remember, you know it. I know

1759
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:13,960
Speaker 1: the difference between how it feels when you drink a

1760
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,760
Speaker 1: lot and when you don't drink a lot. And I

1761
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:18,120
Speaker 1: just have a little sample of it. Aside from feeling

1762
01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:21,559
Speaker 1: clear minded, do you see other benefits physically for yourself? Yeah,

1763
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:23,760
Speaker 1: because you know, alcohol is a depressant. So I was

1764
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:27,640
Speaker 1: finding myself just not getting things done and uh, and

1765
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:29,639
Speaker 1: just it's just easier, you know when you get homage,

1766
01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:31,280
Speaker 1: as easier to have a glass of wine and relax

1767
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:35,880
Speaker 1: when but last night, I quick, whole lot. I gotta

1768
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:38,960
Speaker 1: make a lasagna, you know what I'm saying. And so

1769
01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:42,040
Speaker 1: it's it's I can feel a difference, but I don't

1770
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:43,720
Speaker 1: want to give up drinking because I enjoy it too much.

1771
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:46,200
Speaker 1: But you can do it, yeah, origin when you come back.

1772
01:29:46,479 --> 01:29:49,320
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. No, one's so not to right. No, no, no, no.

1773
01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:51,599
Speaker 1: And and my doctor never said you can't drink. She said,

1774
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:52,559
Speaker 1: if you want to have a glass of wine here

1775
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:54,760
Speaker 1: and there, that's fine. And I'm fine. Like Garrett, for instance,

1776
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:57,479
Speaker 1: went out the other night and got totally trashed, right,

1777
01:29:57,640 --> 01:29:59,360
Speaker 1: you know you don't. You don't do it every night, No,

1778
01:29:59,479 --> 01:30:01,479
Speaker 1: not at all. I and I didn't get trashed every night.

1779
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:03,360
Speaker 1: But I've had a glass on wine most nights, well,

1780
01:30:03,479 --> 01:30:05,920
Speaker 1: Monday through Friday pretty much like cut back on drinking.

1781
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:08,519
Speaker 1: Maybe Friday I'll have a drink. So Saturday I was like,

1782
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:11,360
Speaker 1: all right, let's let's turn up. And Sunday I was

1783
01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:13,760
Speaker 1: pretty much just out of it. I've never I felt

1784
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:16,120
Speaker 1: like I was a freshman in college all over again. Exactly.

1785
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:17,960
Speaker 1: It was. It was bad. And you know exactly why

1786
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:19,519
Speaker 1: you felt that way. You drank way too much, way

1787
01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:22,000
Speaker 1: too much, You mixed whatever, yeah, it way too much.

1788
01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:25,280
Speaker 1: Do you have alcoholism in your family, Not that I'm

1789
01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:27,559
Speaker 1: aware of, But we're also Irish, so we don't talk

1790
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:30,599
Speaker 1: about our feelings that much. Yeah, I've come from from

1791
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:32,680
Speaker 1: the family of denial as well. Right. No, my my

1792
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,479
Speaker 1: my father was an alcoholic. He was a great alcoholic.

1793
01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:37,880
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. He wasn't abusive. My dad would

1794
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:39,680
Speaker 1: drink every day at five o'clock. It was bourbon and

1795
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:41,920
Speaker 1: water and there he went, and he was the more

1796
01:30:41,960 --> 01:30:43,479
Speaker 1: he drank, the more stories he told them, more of

1797
01:30:43,479 --> 01:30:45,639
Speaker 1: a happy every guy. He was actually fun to be with. Yeah,

1798
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:47,840
Speaker 1: and he wasn't boring when he was sober, but he

1799
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:51,080
Speaker 1: was so we never as a kid, I didn't really

1800
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:53,479
Speaker 1: understand what alcoholism was. So I just like, oh, dad

1801
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:56,720
Speaker 1: gets buzzed and he's funny. It's great, you know. And

1802
01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:59,280
Speaker 1: later in life, when i'm now, you know, beyond my

1803
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:01,840
Speaker 1: dad's age. I was a kid, I wonder like, what

1804
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:04,439
Speaker 1: if I'm an alcoholic? What if I really am? Depending

1805
01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:08,400
Speaker 1: on this and my behaviors shows as such. And now

1806
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm convinced I'm not. But it's only been a week. Again,

1807
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I think you did a smart thing by saying,

1808
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:17,200
Speaker 1: let me take a break and see if it is

1809
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:19,360
Speaker 1: a problem, and you've decided it's not, and that's awesome.

1810
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,320
Speaker 1: So I wonder how many people are listening right now

1811
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:24,840
Speaker 1: that have they asked themselves that question and then just like,

1812
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,000
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm fine and just leave it alone and

1813
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:29,439
Speaker 1: deny like thinking about it. I don't know a lot

1814
01:31:29,479 --> 01:31:33,280
Speaker 1: of people. I don't know. We'll soon see now, won't wait.

1815
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:36,280
Speaker 1: And by the way, if I was an alcoholic, I

1816
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:37,960
Speaker 1: would be a great guy. I'm not worried about that.

1817
01:31:38,120 --> 01:31:40,920
Speaker 1: It's not. It's not who that would I would not

1818
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:43,840
Speaker 1: let them define who I am. Right, you would take

1819
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:46,160
Speaker 1: steps to fix it, I'm sure. Of course. The first

1820
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:48,679
Speaker 1: steps of fixing it is knowing that you have the problem,

1821
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:50,760
Speaker 1: which I think is probably the biggest struggle for a

1822
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:54,400
Speaker 1: lot of people. Hey, is this conversation making people uncomfortable? No?

1823
01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:56,519
Speaker 1: Well no, you know a lot of people listening right

1824
01:31:56,520 --> 01:31:58,240
Speaker 1: now are very uncomfortable. Yeah. I can't speak all of

1825
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:02,120
Speaker 1: the Only I say is this, If this conversation is

1826
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:04,920
Speaker 1: making you uncomfortable, just stop for a second and ask yourself,

1827
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:07,679
Speaker 1: why is this making me uncomfortable? It may not be alcohol,

1828
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:09,600
Speaker 1: It could be anything in life that you're just you

1829
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:12,559
Speaker 1: just don't want to face, or you don't want to question,

1830
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:15,800
Speaker 1: or you don't want to test. Is there something in

1831
01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:20,360
Speaker 1: your life, maybe there's a hint of Maybe it's something

1832
01:32:20,439 --> 01:32:23,680
Speaker 1: you should put a question mark above and investigate it.

1833
01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:26,640
Speaker 1: Are you afraid to do it? I get it. I

1834
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:29,160
Speaker 1: was afraid just to stop drinking. How silly. I'm afraid

1835
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,000
Speaker 1: to stop drinking. I'm afraid of what I'll find out.

1836
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of what I'll uncover. Right, well, I'm doing it.

1837
01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:37,840
Speaker 1: So far, so good, So far, so good. I mean

1838
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:40,640
Speaker 1: I may leave here today just run down to the

1839
01:32:40,720 --> 01:32:43,000
Speaker 1: bar and grab some whiskey, which I don't, which I

1840
01:32:43,080 --> 01:32:44,920
Speaker 1: rarely you ever drink. But it just sounds great, right,

1841
01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:50,240
Speaker 1: It sounds like what a struggling alcoholic would do. I

1842
01:32:50,280 --> 01:32:51,960
Speaker 1: don't know. I have friends who are in the program,

1843
01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:54,640
Speaker 1: and uh, and I talked I've talked to him. But

1844
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:56,400
Speaker 1: do you think do you think I have a problem?

1845
01:32:56,479 --> 01:32:58,040
Speaker 1: And they look at you and say, it's not that

1846
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,599
Speaker 1: clear cut. Just because you drink lot doesn't mean you're

1847
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:02,800
Speaker 1: an alcoholic, right, And just because you don't drink a

1848
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:04,680
Speaker 1: ton doesn't mean you're not an alcoholic. I mean, there

1849
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:06,479
Speaker 1: are other things that I just don't understand because I'm

1850
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:08,680
Speaker 1: not in the program or anything like that. I think

1851
01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:11,360
Speaker 1: you're functioning just fine, not drinking. It's not like you're

1852
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:14,240
Speaker 1: sitting around every night shaking because you can't have a drink. No, no,

1853
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:16,400
Speaker 1: I'm not shaking like if I could just have one

1854
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:19,160
Speaker 1: more drinking. No I'm not. I'm not. But you know

1855
01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:22,679
Speaker 1: there are such things as functioning alcoholics. Yes, right, yeah,

1856
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:27,920
Speaker 1: So anyway, all right, let's talk about fart Joe's do

1857
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,599
Speaker 1: we have the sound of that guy who farted for eleven?

1858
01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:32,400
Speaker 1: So it's that I've never received so much feedback of

1859
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Speaker 1: something I've done on this show than what I played yesterday.

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01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:39,439
Speaker 1: It's almost defined my career. I sent it to Lisa yesterday,

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Speaker 1: mad Well, Lisa got mad as a sound event. She

1862
01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:46,280
Speaker 1: gets me. She hates farts. She thinks that if she farts,

1863
01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:48,559
Speaker 1: it's an accident and nobody's supposed to say a word.

1864
01:33:48,760 --> 01:33:50,800
Speaker 1: But if I fart, it's on purpose and it's the

1865
01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:53,599
Speaker 1: worst thing ever and it's disrespectful. And so I sent

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01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:55,559
Speaker 1: it to her and I said, see, I'm not this bad,

1867
01:33:55,960 --> 01:33:58,600
Speaker 1: and she called me, she said, that's rude, it's disgusting.

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01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:00,680
Speaker 1: That's gross. It is, it's gross. And when when you

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01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:02,639
Speaker 1: went to play it yesterday, I was like, oh, let's

1870
01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:04,880
Speaker 1: not play this, and he and God, he said, do

1871
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:07,800
Speaker 1: not play this. It's so gross, like it actually does

1872
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:10,360
Speaker 1: sound like his fart is shifting gears in a car.

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01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:12,840
Speaker 1: And I sent it to my boyfriend and he called

1874
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,040
Speaker 1: me crying, laughing. He thought it was the funniest thing

1875
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:17,080
Speaker 1: he's ever see. This is the thing you think, you think,

1876
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:20,000
Speaker 1: you may think something is funny, and so people think

1877
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:22,400
Speaker 1: it's just so pathetic. It was so gross, and there

1878
01:34:22,439 --> 01:34:24,200
Speaker 1: are things you think are pathetic that are funny. Shall

1879
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:27,240
Speaker 1: I play it? Yes? Yeah, So this guy just he

1880
01:34:27,439 --> 01:34:29,920
Speaker 1: recorded it or his wife recorded it in bed. Then

1881
01:34:30,160 --> 01:34:32,680
Speaker 1: he took out his phone and said hey, and then

1882
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:46,600
Speaker 1: his wife's ranking the hell, he's change his pants. I

1883
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:50,800
Speaker 1: don't care what anyone says. He did something there that's disgusting. Elvis. Yesterday,

1884
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:52,439
Speaker 1: we got a text message after we played it. A

1885
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:54,920
Speaker 1: woman was going through the drive through with the windows open.

1886
01:34:57,040 --> 01:35:01,840
Speaker 1: The woman her her food and she couldn't explain. I

1887
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,920
Speaker 1: got an idea. Okay, so okay, okay, okay. If you're

1888
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:08,120
Speaker 1: in traffic right now and you're at a light, roll

1889
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:12,640
Speaker 1: down your window, can turn up the sound. Okay, you

1890
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:16,800
Speaker 1: with me, if you're even dry. If you're driving and

1891
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:19,920
Speaker 1: there's people on the sidewalk, slow down and roll down

1892
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:21,800
Speaker 1: your windows, because we're gonna play it. And I'm gonna

1893
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna count to three, and you're gonna turn up

1894
01:35:23,479 --> 01:35:24,760
Speaker 1: your radio, and I want people to a round, you

1895
01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:28,080
Speaker 1: to hear this. All right, all right, you're driving down

1896
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,639
Speaker 1: the street, roll down your window, all beautiful day. Maybe

1897
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,840
Speaker 1: it's cold, it's okay, and here we go. Turn your

1898
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:35,080
Speaker 1: radio up at the count of three, one, two, three,

1899
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:48,120
Speaker 1: turn it up all the way. Now, look really guilty,

1900
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:55,679
Speaker 1: keep the window down, all right, roll up your window

1901
01:35:57,439 --> 01:36:00,200
Speaker 1: back and carry on, and just know that you really

1902
01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:04,040
Speaker 1: added to someone's day. Arts are funny, man, No, not

1903
01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:06,640
Speaker 1: to everyone though, no, no, you know what, In all

1904
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:09,439
Speaker 1: the research we do, we should research farts can find

1905
01:36:09,479 --> 01:36:11,000
Speaker 1: out where we stand on the I'm not a fart fan.

1906
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:12,760
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, people, you listen to the Elvis

1907
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:15,639
Speaker 1: Train Morning Show. What do you think of this sound? Okay?

1908
01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:18,519
Speaker 1: What do you think they turned the dial all the

1909
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:22,120
Speaker 1: way the ride? If you like that, all right, let's

1910
01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:24,680
Speaker 1: keep moving, okay, Okay, let's non farts down here. In

1911
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:27,800
Speaker 1: non farts. Bieber was a guest with Ellen yesterday and

1912
01:36:27,880 --> 01:36:30,719
Speaker 1: he told everyone the pet name him and Hallie Bieber

1913
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:33,160
Speaker 1: share for each other. Well, she calls me a bunch

1914
01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:35,280
Speaker 1: of weird things. She calls me Google, which is kind

1915
01:36:35,320 --> 01:36:38,479
Speaker 1: of weird, but I liked it. I like Goo Goo Google,

1916
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:44,640
Speaker 1: my little good. You call her Google as well? I do.

1917
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:47,639
Speaker 1: She She's got me wrapped her on her finger for much.

1918
01:36:48,320 --> 01:36:50,880
Speaker 1: So you say Google when she says Google. Yeah, so

1919
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:54,479
Speaker 1: you love. We're both each other's Googles. Justin Bieber called

1920
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:58,439
Speaker 1: Max my dog. He called him peanut Peanut. Did you

1921
01:36:58,520 --> 01:37:01,519
Speaker 1: hear what Justin said about Haley having he and Haley

1922
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:04,479
Speaker 1: having children? Yes? I think Ellen's question was do you

1923
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:05,680
Speaker 1: guys want to have a lot of kids? And his

1924
01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:08,040
Speaker 1: answer was, well, it's really up to Haley. It's her

1925
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:10,840
Speaker 1: body and I would have to leave it up to her.

1926
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:12,360
Speaker 1: What else or the sound you have? All right, let's

1927
01:37:12,360 --> 01:37:15,040
Speaker 1: play a little game. So YouTube channel called Sparrow Sleeps

1928
01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:16,960
Speaker 1: put out this hit song we all know in the

1929
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:28,759
Speaker 1: form of a lullabyses pretty obviously, and he guesses what lullaby?

1930
01:37:28,840 --> 01:37:36,640
Speaker 1: Then in blah boy, I always get them mixed up.

1931
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:41,360
Speaker 1: A right do Elipa's song Physical sounds like this right so,

1932
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:45,240
Speaker 1: but Waymond on Twitter sent this to me. There's a

1933
01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:47,599
Speaker 1: guy Adam Music who put together a mega mix featuring

1934
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:50,519
Speaker 1: Panic at the Disco, Ariana Grande, du Elipa, Katy Perry,

1935
01:37:50,560 --> 01:38:07,679
Speaker 1: Little Nazac sounds like this all right. Now, we're talking

1936
01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:12,160
Speaker 1: about coronavirus and washing your hands, and so the World

1937
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:14,479
Speaker 1: Health Organization said that you should be washing your hands

1938
01:38:14,479 --> 01:38:17,680
Speaker 1: for about twenty seconds or singing Happy Birthday twice. So

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01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:20,240
Speaker 1: people found other songs that they can use instead of

1940
01:38:20,280 --> 01:38:24,200
Speaker 1: singing Happy Birthday for uh that, songs that have hooks

1941
01:38:24,200 --> 01:38:26,599
Speaker 1: about twenty seconds. So Beyonce's Love on Top a very

1942
01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:28,720
Speaker 1: popular song people are using to. Right, let's all wash

1943
01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:40,120
Speaker 1: our hands to Beyonce. I need to learn the worst

1944
01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:42,800
Speaker 1: to that. Or you can go Weezer or Toto's version

1945
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:59,800
Speaker 1: of Africa more Soap Soap, keep washing ra or you

1946
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:03,400
Speaker 1: go list those true thirds too. That's another problem. Test

1947
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:08,360
Speaker 1: turns out I'm on the person when I'm crying crazy. Yeah,

1948
01:39:10,520 --> 01:39:11,960
Speaker 1: you don't have to do heavy birds, you don't have

1949
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,280
Speaker 1: to do row row your boat. You have wash your

1950
01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:17,320
Speaker 1: hands to the hits. Yes exactly, and there you go.

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01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:19,479
Speaker 1: Thank you, Garrett, You're well, you're a good American. Appreciate

1952
01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:21,719
Speaker 1: People are texting in about what they did. They opened

1953
01:39:21,720 --> 01:39:24,479
Speaker 1: their windows and played the part noise there was. There

1954
01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:26,600
Speaker 1: was a really funny one that went by mine, and

1955
01:39:26,680 --> 01:39:32,400
Speaker 1: there's a million of them. Where'd it goes on? Here?

1956
01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:37,800
Speaker 1: I dropped my girl, I dropped my girl system. Wait,

1957
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:43,760
Speaker 1: what's wrong? I hate this system by the way, never mind,

1958
01:39:43,880 --> 01:39:47,720
Speaker 1: it was funny. Just trust me. Really, we have the

1959
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:50,760
Speaker 1: worst tech system in the world. What's the name of

1960
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:53,719
Speaker 1: this hip crickets hip? If you own hip cricket, shame

1961
01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:56,760
Speaker 1: on you for making us use this this caved in

1962
01:39:57,280 --> 01:40:00,560
Speaker 1: the thing. I dropped my girlfriend off work yesterday in

1963
01:40:00,560 --> 01:40:02,200
Speaker 1: the middle of the center. So she opened the door

1964
01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:04,320
Speaker 1: and that part sound was playing. I've turned up all

1965
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:06,679
Speaker 1: the way. She was more defied and ran away. Seriously,

1966
01:40:07,880 --> 01:40:09,320
Speaker 1: the guy next year I thought it was her. I

1967
01:40:09,439 --> 01:40:12,000
Speaker 1: love that. See now we went to all that. It's

1968
01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:18,559
Speaker 1: not as funny hip cricket anyway. Hi Chris, morning Elvis.

1969
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:22,040
Speaker 1: How are you a matted hip cricket? Other than that?

1970
01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:24,439
Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh? Did you play that sound out

1971
01:40:24,479 --> 01:40:27,559
Speaker 1: loud in your car, I did. I'm in horrible traffic

1972
01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:29,479
Speaker 1: on about three miles an hour, so I said whatever,

1973
01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:31,800
Speaker 1: I'll try it. And the woman next to me had

1974
01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:34,599
Speaker 1: her windows down and said, Lord Jesus, I'm gonna pray

1975
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:46,360
Speaker 1: for you this morning. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1976
01:40:48,280 --> 01:40:51,479
Speaker 1: Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show about to get

1977
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:54,880
Speaker 1: into the Daniel Report. Uh straight, d is out today.

1978
01:40:55,320 --> 01:40:57,600
Speaker 1: He had a little cough, decided not to keep in

1979
01:40:57,640 --> 01:41:01,200
Speaker 1: and freak everyone out. So okay, thank you, Nate, we

1980
01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:04,880
Speaker 1: miss you. Me feels better. You know what, people get cold,

1981
01:41:05,080 --> 01:41:07,439
Speaker 1: and especially right now, people get all freaked the hell out.

1982
01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:10,400
Speaker 1: I just always extra worry when it's Nate, Like, are

1983
01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:12,040
Speaker 1: you okay, is it hurting your chest? What it's going?

1984
01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:14,439
Speaker 1: Are you having a stroke? Yeah? Yeah, No, he's fine,

1985
01:41:14,600 --> 01:41:16,760
Speaker 1: he's fine, he's good. He's good. He'll be back maybe

1986
01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:18,400
Speaker 1: if not tomorrow in the couple, he'll come back what

1987
01:41:18,439 --> 01:41:20,559
Speaker 1: he wants. Okay. But you know, it's two things if

1988
01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:22,040
Speaker 1: you have if you have a little cold, you should

1989
01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:24,000
Speaker 1: stay away from people because you don't want to get

1990
01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:25,760
Speaker 1: them sick. And secondly because you don't want to freak

1991
01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:28,559
Speaker 1: him out. And plus, if your immune system is down,

1992
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,799
Speaker 1: you can pick something else up which is not good, scary,

1993
01:41:31,880 --> 01:41:34,200
Speaker 1: just eight eight pounds of lasagna? He finished it? Did

1994
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:37,400
Speaker 1: you finish it? Scared? I did? Did you like my lasagna?

1995
01:41:37,439 --> 01:41:40,120
Speaker 1: I loved your lasagna? Elvis. It was the perfect reintroduction

1996
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:43,240
Speaker 1: to cars. All right, now that's gonna come out later.

1997
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:45,000
Speaker 1: You know if you haven't, you haven't had that much

1998
01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:47,679
Speaker 1: moved in a while. Ye stand back, all right, Daniel,

1999
01:41:48,080 --> 01:41:51,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? So Prince Harry had a four hour,

2000
01:41:51,800 --> 01:41:54,400
Speaker 1: four hour heart to heart talk with the Queen on Sunday.

2001
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:56,840
Speaker 1: It was the first time they talked one on one

2002
01:41:56,920 --> 01:42:00,280
Speaker 1: to clear the air about Harry and Meghan's eggbit. The

2003
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:02,400
Speaker 1: Queen is said to have wrapped things up by telling

2004
01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:05,559
Speaker 1: Harry you are much loved and will always be welcomed back.

2005
01:42:05,720 --> 01:42:07,920
Speaker 1: So there you go. Do you think he's gonna one

2006
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,360
Speaker 1: day decide to come back? Yep, I think so too.

2007
01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:15,840
Speaker 1: So Kylie Jenner posted this really hot picture of herself right,

2008
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:19,960
Speaker 1: and what does everybody notice that she has this weird

2009
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:24,040
Speaker 1: middle toe that's shorter than the other it. Okay, I'm

2010
01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:28,519
Speaker 1: gonna show you the picture. Okay, who cares? Right? So

2011
01:42:29,320 --> 01:42:32,120
Speaker 1: you're talking about well, because I'm just talking some of

2012
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:34,080
Speaker 1: the fans were like, guys, do you see how hot

2013
01:42:34,160 --> 01:42:35,840
Speaker 1: she looks in this? Who the hell cares about her

2014
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:38,960
Speaker 1: damn toe? And plus go, really do we have to

2015
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:41,640
Speaker 1: pick out every flaw on a person? I mean she

2016
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:47,360
Speaker 1: has a smaller toe. Who well, I'm saying that's what

2017
01:42:47,479 --> 01:42:51,960
Speaker 1: they think. It's a flaw. Pointing it out so dumb,

2018
01:42:52,080 --> 01:42:54,000
Speaker 1: but it's out there, and people were talking about it's

2019
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:57,320
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. So because of the Corona B virus, a

2020
01:42:57,479 --> 01:43:01,639
Speaker 1: lot of people are trying to fly in private jets

2021
01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:04,320
Speaker 1: and I think, yeah, I think when they call up

2022
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:06,800
Speaker 1: and they try to, I guess book them, and they

2023
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:09,200
Speaker 1: realize how much they cost, they kind of hang up

2024
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:12,840
Speaker 1: the phone because they're very, very expensive. But they're trying

2025
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:16,240
Speaker 1: to go deep in their pockets and book private jets

2026
01:43:16,320 --> 01:43:18,280
Speaker 1: because they don't want to fly with other people because

2027
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:20,519
Speaker 1: it's scary. Right now, it really is scary. I don't

2028
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:23,360
Speaker 1: even be in this room with you. Number one, you

2029
01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:25,880
Speaker 1: could be stick. Number two. You ate my lasagna? Yeah,

2030
01:43:25,960 --> 01:43:27,960
Speaker 1: you're lasagnia was delicious and you let us have it.

2031
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:30,360
Speaker 1: One story? What do you have? All right? And Black

2032
01:43:30,439 --> 01:43:32,360
Speaker 1: Panther If you are a fan, it is now streaming

2033
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:35,320
Speaker 1: on Disney Plus as of today, So you may want

2034
01:43:35,320 --> 01:43:36,840
Speaker 1: to go home today. I know, Gondy yo go home

2035
01:43:36,880 --> 01:43:40,000
Speaker 1: today and watch this will tonight on Television. Mess Singer.

2036
01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:42,840
Speaker 1: You also have a Dave. That's a Little Dickie Show

2037
01:43:42,920 --> 01:43:46,479
Speaker 1: survivor Lego Masters, Riverdale All on your time tonight on FX.

2038
01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:49,320
Speaker 1: Please support Little Dickie. Watch Dave. It looks like an

2039
01:43:49,360 --> 01:43:51,320
Speaker 1: hilarious show and let's gather back here tomorrow morning to

2040
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:53,680
Speaker 1: talk about it. That's Dave tonight on FX. How are

2041
01:43:53,680 --> 01:43:56,519
Speaker 1: you doing? This is Wendy Williams. What's up y'all? On Beyonce?

2042
01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:59,559
Speaker 1: Who's going on? This is Drake And you're listening to Elvis,

2043
01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:07,800
Speaker 1: d Ray, Elvis Duran and the Morning. So thank you

2044
01:44:07,880 --> 01:44:10,840
Speaker 1: so much for listening. You know what, think about it?

2045
01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:12,439
Speaker 1: How long have you listened to our show? Has it

2046
01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:16,880
Speaker 1: been twenty years? Has it been a week? Either one?

2047
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:19,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, We appreciate it. I just I kind of

2048
01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:21,040
Speaker 1: wonder like if someone just turned us on for the

2049
01:44:21,120 --> 01:44:24,680
Speaker 1: first time and they're going, what the what the hell

2050
01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:27,720
Speaker 1: is this? My apologies. I know it could be a

2051
01:44:27,880 --> 01:44:30,960
Speaker 1: rough start, it really is. I was trying to dissect

2052
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:32,240
Speaker 1: this show the other day. I was listening to it

2053
01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:35,479
Speaker 1: on the replay on demand whatever we call it, and

2054
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:37,360
Speaker 1: I was listening to it, and I was thinking, Okay,

2055
01:44:37,560 --> 01:44:39,880
Speaker 1: what's it like being in traffic listening to this, because

2056
01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:41,960
Speaker 1: you know, we're never in traffic listening to this, because

2057
01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:45,400
Speaker 1: we're here doing this right right. Being in traffic, by

2058
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:47,400
Speaker 1: the way, is a foreign thing to me because we're

2059
01:44:47,560 --> 01:44:50,960
Speaker 1: never working during traffic hours, and I've got no patience

2060
01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:53,840
Speaker 1: when I am in traffic, so we don't because we're

2061
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:56,920
Speaker 1: just never in it, right because we're here. And if

2062
01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:59,000
Speaker 1: I know there's traffic during the afternoon, i'd stay out

2063
01:44:59,040 --> 01:45:02,320
Speaker 1: of it anyway. So I was listening to this show,

2064
01:45:02,720 --> 01:45:04,600
Speaker 1: and I'm wondering what it's like sitting in traffic, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, I don't get it. What

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01:45:09,040 --> 01:45:12,080
Speaker 1: are people doing? You shouldn't tell people that. Well, I

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01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:15,799
Speaker 1: know when I'm not here, like I'm doing like Mommy's

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01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:17,840
Speaker 1: and muffins with mommy or whatever with my kids, and

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01:45:17,920 --> 01:45:21,000
Speaker 1: I listen, I think you guys are funny. It's not

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01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:23,200
Speaker 1: about being I get it. Look, we don't come in

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01:45:23,280 --> 01:45:25,639
Speaker 1: every day saying be funny. That's never really the rule.

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01:45:25,720 --> 01:45:27,559
Speaker 1: What is the rule? The rule is just to keep

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01:45:27,600 --> 01:45:29,960
Speaker 1: it moving. Yeah, and hopefully we make it till ten o'clock.

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01:45:31,080 --> 01:45:35,479
Speaker 1: That's it. I'm not quite sure what the rule is

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01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:38,800
Speaker 1: so Okay. For instance, yesterday I went to see a

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01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:42,679
Speaker 1: new therapist yesterday, okay, great, loving, loving therapy. Everyone should

2077
01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:45,240
Speaker 1: do do therapy. And she was looking at me like, okay,

2078
01:45:45,280 --> 01:45:46,880
Speaker 1: what is it you do, and she had no idea.

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01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:49,679
Speaker 1: I'm like, great, this is awesome. And I tried to explain,

2080
01:45:49,840 --> 01:45:52,000
Speaker 1: you know, what we do and sort of it and

2081
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:54,000
Speaker 1: through through my life because she wanted to hear about me.

2082
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:56,519
Speaker 1: And as I was telling you know her what I do,

2083
01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, this is the weirdest job, Like, this is

2084
01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:02,360
Speaker 1: a weird your job we've chosen here, well, that has

2085
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:05,160
Speaker 1: chosen us. It's tough to describe it to people. And

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01:46:05,280 --> 01:46:08,040
Speaker 1: there are multiple times where somebody will say a sentence

2087
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:10,040
Speaker 1: in this room and I'm like, that was actually a

2088
01:46:10,080 --> 01:46:12,559
Speaker 1: sentence I heard at work. I can't repeat a lot

2089
01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:15,080
Speaker 1: of them, but it's stuff that's very relevant to the

2090
01:46:15,120 --> 01:46:17,920
Speaker 1: show what we're talking about. And it's like, yeah, yeah,

2091
01:46:17,960 --> 01:46:20,320
Speaker 1: scary I feel. And this is the only job I've

2092
01:46:20,360 --> 01:46:23,040
Speaker 1: ever had, so I feel like the rules just don't

2093
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:26,640
Speaker 1: apply here the way they do in other people's workplaces now,

2094
01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:29,320
Speaker 1: and I constantly find myself trying to dig myself out

2095
01:46:29,360 --> 01:46:32,439
Speaker 1: of our behavior at work in the hallways that wouldn't

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01:46:32,479 --> 01:46:35,720
Speaker 1: pass for good behavior in other companies. The food at

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01:46:35,720 --> 01:46:37,400
Speaker 1: the hours we eat it, no, you know what I'm

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01:46:37,439 --> 01:46:39,240
Speaker 1: saying though, Like the food, like, for instance, we have

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01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:41,679
Speaker 1: Lazannie at seven o'clock. Oh oh yeah, I thought about

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01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:44,000
Speaker 1: that this morning, Like we just by the way. That

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01:46:44,080 --> 01:46:46,280
Speaker 1: made me very clear. There's no behavior in the hallways

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01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:48,519
Speaker 1: here that would not be acceptable anywhere else. I'm saying.

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01:46:48,520 --> 01:46:50,240
Speaker 1: We're free wheeling, like you know, we hang out, we

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01:46:50,360 --> 01:46:52,400
Speaker 1: talk to each other, we're friends. We will do that,

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01:46:52,479 --> 01:46:55,040
Speaker 1: and other people do that. It's your insurance company here,

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01:46:55,160 --> 01:47:00,720
Speaker 1: we're family. Well, they do that everywhere. But at six

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01:47:00,800 --> 01:47:03,200
Speaker 1: am when I was eating lasagnya, most people are not

2108
01:47:03,439 --> 01:47:06,200
Speaker 1: doing okay, So we do have exceptions to the room.

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01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:08,800
Speaker 1: I don't. And when I went in for my second

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01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:13,360
Speaker 1: slice at six ten am, it was so good, right,

2111
01:47:13,439 --> 01:47:15,960
Speaker 1: it was delicious. So bottom line is this, And I

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01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:17,639
Speaker 1: love saying bottom line is this. That means we're about

2113
01:47:17,640 --> 01:47:20,160
Speaker 1: to move on. You figure that out right, And my

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01:47:20,240 --> 01:47:22,519
Speaker 1: repetition of saying that, it's like whatever you do for

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01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:24,640
Speaker 1: a living, you know you have your set ways that

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01:47:24,920 --> 01:47:27,280
Speaker 1: there are other companies aren't the same as yours. I don't.

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01:47:27,439 --> 01:47:31,080
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine that everything is cookie cutter. Everything is different. Yeah,

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01:47:31,080 --> 01:47:33,240
Speaker 1: because you have different people, you have different different moods,

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01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:39,800
Speaker 1: you have different different objectives, you have different tasks in motivation,

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01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:42,599
Speaker 1: in different types of bosses. I remember in this company,

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01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:46,559
Speaker 1: I've been here for so long. I've been at ZE

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01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:50,120
Speaker 1: one hundred for thirty years. So I've seen companies come

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01:47:50,160 --> 01:47:53,400
Speaker 1: and go sell us to another company. I've seen managers

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01:47:53,479 --> 01:47:56,439
Speaker 1: come and go good ones, really bad ones. And I

2125
01:47:56,479 --> 01:47:59,680
Speaker 1: could sit here and tell you the reason why we

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01:48:00,120 --> 01:48:02,840
Speaker 1: one in the years we won is because we had

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01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:06,280
Speaker 1: great leaders. And when we were in our darkest days,

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01:48:06,520 --> 01:48:09,960
Speaker 1: when we were losing, we had crappy leaders. It was

2129
01:48:10,080 --> 01:48:12,840
Speaker 1: so simple to figure out, so easy. We've got great

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01:48:12,920 --> 01:48:16,040
Speaker 1: leadership right now. That's and we're doing really well. We're

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01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:19,000
Speaker 1: doing well, and it's a great time to work at

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01:48:19,040 --> 01:48:21,120
Speaker 1: I Heeart. It's a really nice time to work here.

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01:48:21,160 --> 01:48:25,200
Speaker 1: But you know what, I was pulled aside in Miami, Florida.

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01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:29,280
Speaker 1: I was with Froggy by one of our vice presidents

2135
01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:31,519
Speaker 1: of whatever the hell it was I remember this day.

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01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:34,880
Speaker 1: He pulled me into the conference room and started in

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01:48:35,080 --> 01:48:37,760
Speaker 1: on me, and he didn't let me leave for an hour.

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01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:41,080
Speaker 1: He talked for an hour about everything I was doing wrong,

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01:48:41,360 --> 01:48:44,519
Speaker 1: how bad I was, how I was. We're gonna do

2140
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:46,880
Speaker 1: it his way, not my way. But I'd been here

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01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:49,040
Speaker 1: for many years before him, and I called my friend

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01:48:49,080 --> 01:48:51,040
Speaker 1: Dennis Clark, and I said, I'm really upset. I'm really

2143
01:48:51,040 --> 01:48:54,400
Speaker 1: thinking about quitting because this guy's a total jackass. He said,

2144
01:48:54,439 --> 01:48:57,280
Speaker 1: you know what, Elvis, you were here before they got here.

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01:48:57,880 --> 01:49:00,559
Speaker 1: You'll be here when they leave. And sure, a boom

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01:49:01,280 --> 01:49:04,120
Speaker 1: bounced his ass out and he's gone. Haven't talked to

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01:49:04,240 --> 01:49:10,960
Speaker 1: him since. Name names. It's just, you know, keep in mind,

2148
01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:13,400
Speaker 1: keep in mind. You know you look through the bs

2149
01:49:13,439 --> 01:49:16,320
Speaker 1: because sometimes at your place where you work, you can,

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01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:18,439
Speaker 1: you can lean into it and push through the bs,

2151
01:49:18,479 --> 01:49:21,519
Speaker 1: and sometimes you gotta go. So, you know what, But

2152
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:23,240
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, do what's right for you.

2153
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:26,760
Speaker 1: Do what's right for you. I remember that day. Yeah,

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01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:32,160
Speaker 1: I do too. He was awful, Yes, what an awful manager? Yeah, bad, bad, bad.

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01:49:32,360 --> 01:49:34,240
Speaker 1: I told you. I once had a boss tell me

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01:49:34,439 --> 01:49:36,479
Speaker 1: you're really not going to amount to anything. Radio is

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01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:38,400
Speaker 1: not for you. Stick to behind the scenes, get out

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01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:40,000
Speaker 1: of here. You're not a rock star and you never

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01:49:40,080 --> 01:49:42,559
Speaker 1: will be one. And I was like, wow, that's kind

2160
01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:46,160
Speaker 1: of hurtful. Okay, that's fine, And he got fired. Didn't

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01:49:46,160 --> 01:49:48,880
Speaker 1: motivate you to do better and prove him wrong. Absolutely

2162
01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:51,679
Speaker 1: did good. That's fuel for your fire. It is, yes, Froggy.

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01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:53,920
Speaker 1: I was working for somebody who used to work for

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01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:57,240
Speaker 1: this company, and I was moving on to take a

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01:49:57,360 --> 01:49:59,880
Speaker 1: job in another market. And I'll never forget my very

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01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:02,680
Speaker 1: last day. He closed me into an office he was

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01:50:02,880 --> 01:50:04,559
Speaker 1: he had his back against the door. He looked at

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01:50:04,600 --> 01:50:06,519
Speaker 1: me and said, you were going to fall flat on

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01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:08,560
Speaker 1: your face when you go where you're going, and this

2170
01:50:08,720 --> 01:50:10,960
Speaker 1: job will not be here for you, so good luck.

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01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:12,720
Speaker 1: And he opened the door and I walked out, and

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01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:14,759
Speaker 1: I knew then that I was making the best decision

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01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:19,160
Speaker 1: of my whole life. Yep, dude, being from the Bronx head,

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01:50:26,439 --> 01:50:28,880
Speaker 1: I'm so short though. They can see it coming. That

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01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:32,519
Speaker 1: is true, you know. But it's those people who talk

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01:50:32,560 --> 01:50:34,360
Speaker 1: to you like that, Froggy, the guy who talked to me,

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01:50:34,479 --> 01:50:38,840
Speaker 1: anyone who really really makes you try to feel less

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01:50:38,920 --> 01:50:42,439
Speaker 1: than who you are. It's their problem. And you know that,

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01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:44,080
Speaker 1: and it's so easy to say that, but it's hard

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01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:46,080
Speaker 1: to remember that when they're sitting there and yelling at

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01:50:46,120 --> 01:50:48,120
Speaker 1: you right and when you feel like they're in a

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01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:50,720
Speaker 1: position to kind of dictate how your future ends up

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01:50:50,760 --> 01:50:54,240
Speaker 1: working out. That's scary and it's intimidating, and it takes

2184
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:56,080
Speaker 1: a lot for you to be able to say, uh,

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01:50:56,720 --> 01:50:58,600
Speaker 1: screw you, I'm out of here, Elvis. We just got

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01:50:58,720 --> 01:51:01,200
Speaker 1: a text. They said they want our job. They want

2187
01:51:01,200 --> 01:51:03,719
Speaker 1: to eat lasagna at six am. What are the minimum

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01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:06,680
Speaker 1: qualifications or if you don't need qualifications for this kid,

2189
01:51:06,920 --> 01:51:09,040
Speaker 1: absolutely none. You have to be able to just to

2190
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:12,360
Speaker 1: kind of talk and have fun. There's there's gotta be

2191
01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:14,600
Speaker 1: more to it that we just don't understand. There's an

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01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:16,040
Speaker 1: article I want to read this when I get out

2193
01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:19,479
Speaker 1: of here. You're unhappy because you haven't grown up. Almost

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01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:24,000
Speaker 1: all dissatisfied people share this personality trait. Of all our

2195
01:51:24,080 --> 01:51:28,120
Speaker 1: cognitive biases, one of the most persistent might be that

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01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:30,760
Speaker 1: we think of happiness as an inside job and unhappiness

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01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:33,760
Speaker 1: as an outside one. No, we need to recognize that

2198
01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:37,080
Speaker 1: we are the cause of all happiness in our own lives,

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01:51:37,160 --> 01:51:40,599
Speaker 1: even through diversity. So if you work for a jackass,

2200
01:51:40,720 --> 01:51:42,680
Speaker 1: sorry about that, you know, try to figure out how

2201
01:51:42,720 --> 01:51:44,799
Speaker 1: to get through it, or just run for your life. Seriously,

2202
01:51:44,880 --> 01:51:48,400
Speaker 1: you deserve better than that. I mean, how many people

2203
01:51:48,400 --> 01:51:50,240
Speaker 1: are going to work and playing this out loud in

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01:51:50,280 --> 01:52:02,920
Speaker 1: front of their coworkers. But on the other hand, we

2205
01:52:02,960 --> 01:52:05,519
Speaker 1: don't have a We don't have a gecko. You know

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01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:08,280
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Geico has a gecko. We don't have

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01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:11,559
Speaker 1: a gecko. Now that gecko's cute, I know well that said,

2208
01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:15,760
Speaker 1: please go ahead, make you make your path clear to

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Speaker 1: yourself and follow it. Don't let people bring you down

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01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:22,320
Speaker 1: because they're growing up. They're still growing up, all right, Gandhi,

2211
01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:25,559
Speaker 1: what's going on? Three things? The Democratic presidential primaries are

2212
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:27,680
Speaker 1: now a two man race pretty much. Joe Biden won

2213
01:52:27,800 --> 01:52:30,880
Speaker 1: nine states on two Super Tuesday. Bernie Sanders won three.

2214
01:52:31,000 --> 01:52:34,680
Speaker 1: Originally they had just given him California. Now they're recalculating

2215
01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:37,360
Speaker 1: they think he's gonna have it, and Maine is still undecided.

2216
01:52:38,160 --> 01:52:40,880
Speaker 1: Very sadly, the death toll from those Tennessee tornadoes has

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01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:44,519
Speaker 1: risen to at least twenty five people, with dozens still missing. Now.

2218
01:52:44,600 --> 01:52:46,880
Speaker 1: Authorities say they don't believe all of the people missing

2219
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:50,080
Speaker 1: are dead or even injured, but they've all been displaced

2220
01:52:50,080 --> 01:52:51,800
Speaker 1: and it happens so suddenly that they just haven't been

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01:52:51,800 --> 01:52:53,639
Speaker 1: able to find a lot of people yet, so they're

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01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:56,599
Speaker 1: hoping for the best. And finally Danielle mentioned this earlier,

2223
01:52:56,720 --> 01:52:59,600
Speaker 1: but high wire daredevil Nick wa Lenda is going to

2224
01:52:59,680 --> 01:53:03,800
Speaker 1: walk for an active volcano on Live TV tonight. He's

2225
01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:06,479
Speaker 1: gonna attempt an eighteen hundred foot tightrope walk over the

2226
01:53:06,560 --> 01:53:09,360
Speaker 1: Messiah volcano in Nicaragua. And it's gonna be, like we

2227
01:53:09,439 --> 01:53:11,439
Speaker 1: said live so anything can happen. So where he could die,

2228
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:13,880
Speaker 1: he could I'm really hope. I don't understand how they

2229
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:15,720
Speaker 1: do this without a net. I'm hoping that there's a

2230
01:53:15,800 --> 01:53:18,639
Speaker 1: net hidden somewhere below that we don't see, but he's

2231
01:53:18,680 --> 01:53:21,160
Speaker 1: not going to It'll be over a lake of lava,

2232
01:53:21,640 --> 01:53:23,800
Speaker 1: and of course it's the most dangerous thing he's ever wied.

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01:53:24,439 --> 01:53:26,519
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, dar devils, that's what

2234
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:28,599
Speaker 1: they need. They need this in their line. All right, Well,

2235
01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:30,760
Speaker 1: I hope he makes it across safely. Thank you guy.

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01:53:32,320 --> 01:53:36,640
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning show, hiring is challenging, but

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Speaker 1: there's one place you can go where hiring is actually

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Speaker 1: simple and smart. That place is zip recruiter, where growing

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Speaker 1: businesses connect to qualified candidates. Try it for free at

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Speaker 1: zip recruiter dot com, slash Elvis, zip Recruiter, The Smartest

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Speaker 1: way to hire Elvis Duran, Elvis durand phone tap all right, scary?

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01:53:57,280 --> 01:54:00,160
Speaker 1: What's your phone tap all about? Today? So Anita is

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01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:02,960
Speaker 1: a way at school and emailed us about phone tapping

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01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:05,720
Speaker 1: her parents, who, by the way, run a business out

2245
01:54:05,760 --> 01:54:08,840
Speaker 1: of their house. Well, they keep getting these solicitations on

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01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:11,479
Speaker 1: their business line every single day, so I figured I

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01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:15,000
Speaker 1: would phone tap them both with a new music collection

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01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:18,800
Speaker 1: from Rod Phillips. These are always fun. These take a

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01:54:18,840 --> 01:54:21,280
Speaker 1: long time to do too. Yes, all right, let's see

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Speaker 1: what Rod Phillips is in store for us today. Here

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01:54:23,600 --> 01:54:29,639
Speaker 1: we go, Hello, oh, yes, is this Elena Diaz. Elena Diaz.

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01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:33,400
Speaker 1: This is Rod Phillips, and I'm gonna fill up your

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01:54:33,560 --> 01:54:37,080
Speaker 1: music collection with a mound of sound, throngs of songs,

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01:54:37,480 --> 01:54:43,920
Speaker 1: a blitz of the hits, introducing Kitties, Ditties. You can't

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01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:46,360
Speaker 1: crash a car into a bridge and watch it burn.

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01:54:46,640 --> 01:54:54,960
Speaker 1: That's too violent for the ears of today's children. These

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01:54:55,000 --> 01:54:57,160
Speaker 1: are songs you can be proud to play in front

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01:54:57,200 --> 01:54:59,680
Speaker 1: of your children. Yes, but still, I don't even know

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01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:02,400
Speaker 1: why you're calling me. You don't have to wash these

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01:55:02,520 --> 01:55:05,920
Speaker 1: musicians in mouth out with soap, because we've already done

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01:55:05,960 --> 01:55:11,720
Speaker 1: it for you. Hey, let's brush my teeth and then

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01:55:12,080 --> 01:55:14,720
Speaker 1: go in tex and the real song. She brushes her

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01:55:14,760 --> 01:55:17,760
Speaker 1: teeth with a bottle of jack. But here she goes

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01:55:17,840 --> 01:55:26,760
Speaker 1: and packs. You see what she did there? Hello Today,

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01:55:26,880 --> 01:55:30,440
Speaker 1: I don't feel like he's only the perfect blend of

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01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:34,000
Speaker 1: hand picks. Vanilla could sack kids from Suburbia, USA, put

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01:55:34,080 --> 01:55:36,560
Speaker 1: them in a recording studio and have them re record

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01:55:36,640 --> 01:55:40,920
Speaker 1: the hits we call We call it Kitties Ditties. Listen

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01:55:40,960 --> 01:55:43,280
Speaker 1: to what they did to this Bruno Mars song where

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Speaker 1: he's supposed to be having sex, asks me a really

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Speaker 1: nice girl, send a really nice text. They're sending texts.

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Speaker 1: The kids will never know. You are interrupting my business.

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Speaker 1: For just eleven dollars and ninety nine cents, you can

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Speaker 1: have Kitties ditties, don't Everyone's heard a fifth harmony, but

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Speaker 1: with Kitty's ditties you get fifth grade harmony. What is

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Speaker 1: it by? This is Rod Phillips with Kitty's ditties. It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Try to tell me this kitty did crown? What are

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Speaker 1: you selling? It's kitty's ditties, This is diddies. What is

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Speaker 1: this crab that's for kids? Why does that have to

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Speaker 1: do with me? Why are you calling for me for

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Speaker 1: this crap? Because it's just eleven ninety nine today. If

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Speaker 1: you have some kids in your life, they'll really appreciate this.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't say me eleven ninety nine to listen to it?

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Speaker 1: Get it off, get it go away. Today's artists are

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Speaker 1: insensitive to the youth of America and their virgineers. I've

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Speaker 1: expended it to your products. I do not like it.

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Speaker 1: Can I get you a copy of this? Sir? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. I don't think you understand My business depends

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Speaker 1: on this phone that we're hying up right now, okay,

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Speaker 1: and you're wasting our time. Okay. My wife's been nice.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a nice guy. Get this off my phone

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Speaker 1: now with Hello? Do you call me back? Or do

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Speaker 1: you even guarantees that I will quest charge you? Do

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Speaker 1: you understand me? The Chain Smokers had a summer smash

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Speaker 1: with this song, but the kiddies. Did he's kids did this?

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Speaker 1: How did the they're starting against them over rather than

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Speaker 1: being in and having sex. I don't think you understand, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I want to speak to whoever your superior is

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Speaker 1: so this does not happen again. Where is your superior?

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Speaker 1: Who can I speak to right now? He's in the

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Speaker 1: office back in Boulder. Oh, back in Boulder. Listen. I

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Speaker 1: don't think you know who the dealing with right now? Okay,

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Speaker 1: this needs to stop. Tell me now, how the fuck

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Speaker 1: you got my wife's name? Anita gave it to me.

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