1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,279 Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. It's 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: another Jubilants on the twenties. I'm moving nine point five. Hello. Hi, 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 1: is this Christine? Yeah? This is our nice caller. Yeah, 6 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: hey Christine, my name is Griffin Finch. Tiffany told me 7 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: that I should give you a call. Oh, oh yeah, Hi, 8 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: how are you? I'm okay? How are you? Not too bad? 9 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: Still trying to get a cointed with my new surroundings 10 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 1: and unpacking lots of boxes, you know. Oh yeah, Tiffery 11 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,480 Speaker 1: coming you just to move here? Yeah? Yeah, I haven't 12 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:43,879 Speaker 1: been here very long yet. I don't have a lot 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: of friends, so I met Tiffany and she's been trying 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: to introduce me to people. Oh okay, well hello, Hey. 15 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: She suggested that maybe you and I should go grab 16 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: a bite to eat sometime. Yeah. I think I think 17 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: that's cool. Um, she told me that you're cute, so 18 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: I just that's cool. Hey, that's nice of her to say, Yeah, 19 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: she tell you everything about me? No, I mean, what 20 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: should I know. Well, there's one thing that I'd like 21 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,680 Speaker 1: to tell people before I go out with them, just 22 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: so they're not shocked. Okay, what's that? Well, I have 23 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: really small hands. What Yeah, doctors say it's not a 24 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,839 Speaker 1: disorder or anything. I just I have really tiny, baby 25 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: like hands, like little baby hands. I mean, I don't 26 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: think that's if you I think you're over exaggerating. Well, no, 27 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,919 Speaker 1: you that's why I tell people. You're gonna be sort 28 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: of shocked when you see them. They literally are the 29 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: size of a baby's hands. Like I could wrap my 30 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: whole hand around your finger probably and not even touch 31 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: my fingertips together. So you're telling me that your hands 32 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: are like smaller than usual? Or are they like like 33 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: literally doing like baby hands, like little little hands. I mean, 34 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: they haven't grown since I was too How isn't that 35 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: even possible? I don't know. I have no idea, but 36 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 1: I thought I should let you know. Yeah, because sometimes, 37 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: you know, we're gonna go eat, and sometimes when I 38 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: go to restaurants, my baby hands can be a little 39 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: bit of an issue. Oh what do you mean? Well, 40 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: I tend to drop things a lot and spill stuff, 41 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: you know, because I got these little baby hands. So 42 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: I wear a bib. Yeah, when I go out to eat, 43 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: I have to wear a babe, otherwise it gets pretty messy. 44 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: I'm trying not to uh, okay. And also cups. I 45 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 1: have a hard time, you know, grabbing the cups, especially 46 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: if I'm getting a beer or something. I can't reach 47 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: around the big steines that they bring. So I bring 48 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: my own sippy cup with me. I hope that's not 49 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: gonna be a problem. But what wait, so who would 50 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: pour the your drink? Me? Yes, And that's what I 51 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 1: was saying, like, sometimes it could be kind of an issue, like, 52 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: you know, I might need your help if I get 53 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: a burger or something, I might need your help feeding 54 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: it to me. Um. I mean, I don't even know 55 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: you really. Hey, if you're lucky and all things go 56 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: well on our date, you might be feeling these tiny, 57 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 1: little baby hands all over your body. What now? Okay, 58 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: why were you trying to accept the fact that you 59 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: know your hands are smaller than such, But now they're not. 60 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: You keep saying smaller. They are baby hands. Okay, they're 61 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 1: little hands. And so now you're being a little too 62 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: perverted for me. I thought we were flirting. No, that's 63 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: not flirty. I don't want your little baby hands my body. Okay, Christine, 64 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: you haven't. You haven't lived until you've gotten a massage 65 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: from my baby hands. Do you know how creaked out 66 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: I am right now? Like you sound a little you 67 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: sound a little stress. So why not? Why don't you 68 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: let me give you a background? No no, no, no, 69 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: no no no no no, I'm gonna be honest. A 70 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: background with my hands could take about three hours. Tiny small, 71 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: your baby hands, I get it. Yeah, ready, long time. Yeah, 72 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: this is getting a little I don't need to be 73 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: rude to you, but I'm I don't think that you're 74 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: the right sit to be very honest, and it's kind 75 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: of awkward. And then on top of it, I would 76 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: have probably considered you but you're a little perverted too. 77 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: But I thought that was what the whole phone call 78 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 1: was about. We're gonna know. The whole phone call was 79 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,160 Speaker 1: getting to know each other and possibly going on a 80 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: date and figuring out where we're gonna go next, not 81 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: for me to just have you touch me with your 82 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 1: baby hands. I don't think right. Okay, well, I mean 83 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: I can tell you're not enemy, but I do have 84 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: a bigger issue now and I don't want to know 85 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,679 Speaker 1: whatever else you have on your body that's like tiny. 86 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 1: I'm good, thank you. No, I was just gonna see 87 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: if you could talk to me for a few hours, 88 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: because I don't think I could seem to grab the 89 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: phone with my tiny baby hands to hang up. All right, 90 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 1: Could you come over and maybe help me turn off 91 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: the phone. You will figure it out. You was your 92 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: little baby fingers and like click the button or something, 93 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 1: or I could just tell you it's a print phone call. Wait, 94 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 1: what's your sad? I said, This is actually Je from 95 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap 96 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: on you. It's it's a joke. Your friend Tiffany set 97 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 1: you up. She told me that you recently broke up 98 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: with a guy and we're worried about getting back into 99 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 1: the dating scene. It is so true, but data is 100 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: more so. Watch out. There's dudes with baby hands everywhere 101 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 1: out there. Okay, be careful. The week of every morning 102 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: with jubil phone taps on the twenties point five