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Speaker 1: The nick Akliser Podcast, Nikkleasers, Nikki.

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Speaker 2: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicki

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Speaker 2: Glaser Podcast. Hello. How hell are you? Hello? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Great start. I'm on a roll. That's kind of good.

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Speaker 2: I can do it all.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting there. It's been like five years of trying. Anya.

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Speaker 2: What is it like for you to hear your song

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Speaker 2: when we start the show, Because for me, when I

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Speaker 2: go into radio stations and they'll like play my intro

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Speaker 2: and it'll be like me doing a roast clip, I

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Speaker 2: always have to go len no, no, I have to

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Speaker 2: sound like you. I go len no no. I plug

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Speaker 2: my ears and I go, hey, I don't want to

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Speaker 2: hear it. Yes, yes, I can watch myself on mute.

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Speaker 2: I cannot watch myself with my voice coming out. It's

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Speaker 2: so ironic, because thank you, dear listener for appreciating this

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Speaker 2: thing that I cannot. I expect people to consume. It

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Speaker 2: is the reason I have any kind of living in

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Speaker 2: this business. Yet I cannot tolerate it. And now I'm

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Speaker 2: being open about it. I am not telling people to

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Speaker 2: watch things with me or I can't wait for you

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Speaker 2: to see this thing because I'm gonna watch it. I'm

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Speaker 2: not watching anything I do, but I because I lived it,

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Speaker 2: but I do want you to watch it. I remember

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Speaker 2: Kate Beckhasale on The Tonight Show saying she never watches

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Speaker 2: any of her movies, and I was almost like offended,

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Speaker 2: like how should we watch it then? But I get

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Speaker 2: it now and I just want to be honest. I'm

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Speaker 2: never gonna watch anything I do. How do you feel

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Speaker 2: about listening to your own voice?

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Speaker 1: I think when you are gonna record your first like, well,

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Speaker 1: you already put a song out, but when you eventually

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Speaker 1: record an album, you will feel differently to it. When

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Speaker 1: I watched myself on your E show, I was like,

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Speaker 1: la la la, Like it's weird to watch myself moving

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Speaker 1: around in space as a person, but hearing my song

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Speaker 1: is like I can't believe this is me. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe I get to be on her show. That's so cool, right,

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Speaker 1: It's like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay? Plus, I WoT a podcast and you listen to

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Speaker 2: yourself on a podcast where you're just talking and not

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Speaker 2: avoid is it because you're like I'm gonna say something

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Speaker 2: stupid or I don't like the sound of my own

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Speaker 2: talking voices. Speaking voice different than singing voice.

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Speaker 1: It's probably harder to like accept yourself just being unfiltered

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Speaker 1: and who you are, and a recording is something you

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Speaker 1: worked on tirelessly approved many mixes of you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yes, when you watch.

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Speaker 1: Your HBO sksheal are you a little?

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Speaker 2: When more halting really hell the entire time? There comes

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Speaker 2: a point where it's just so much that you don't

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Speaker 2: even notice it anymore, and you kind of start to go, oh,

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Speaker 2: I see what people might like about this, or I

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Speaker 2: think I think I hurt. Sometimes I see a clip

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Speaker 2: of mine and I'm like, oh, that was great, And

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Speaker 2: it's because at first I think it's not me. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: who's this girl? You know, there's this moment you know,

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Speaker 2: where you cut your own reflection in something and you

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Speaker 2: go who's Oh my god, she's cute, and then you

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Speaker 2: see yourself you realize it's you, and you go discuss.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had that though where you're like, wow,

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Speaker 1: I look amazing in that?

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Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean there's always been times where you're

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Speaker 2: like God, and but I just go it was good lighting,

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Speaker 2: it was a good angle. It was one of a

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Speaker 2: thousand shots, you know, like it's I never really give

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Speaker 2: myself credit for it, which you shouldn't give yourself credit

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Speaker 2: because beauty is either money or genetics, which two things

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Speaker 2: you really don't have any control over having.

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Speaker 3: Can I just say, you're, uh, you're I don't want

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Speaker 3: to hear myself noise is very pleasant, you're no. No.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like because a lot of people will go like, bla, bla,

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Speaker 4: shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 2: Mind's gentle. It's assuming a little bite because I don't

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Speaker 2: want people to know that I'm doing that. You know what,

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Speaker 2: I'm in a radio station. It's embarrassing that they're playing

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Speaker 2: a clip and I just go no, no, no, no, Like

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Speaker 2: I don't want them to know that this is something

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Speaker 2: I can't do because it seems so immature of me.

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Speaker 2: I'm ashamed that I can't listen to my own voice,

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Speaker 2: even though I'm trying to be more out about it.

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Speaker 2: But I do record myself playing music all the time

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Speaker 2: when I'm practicing. Not the whole time. I it would

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Speaker 2: I can't, you know, and I'm not always on Instagram

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Speaker 2: I'll record it because it makes me accountable to I

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Speaker 2: don't know what someone who might find my phone after

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Speaker 2: I die, like there's going to be evidence of it.

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Speaker 2: So it makes me sit up straighter, It makes me

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Speaker 2: try harder, it makes me focus a little bit more.

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Speaker 2: And so I have a bunch of those recordings of myself,

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Speaker 2: and I can listen to myself sing and be really

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Speaker 2: disappointed in it. I mean I I can hear stuff

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Speaker 2: that is unforgivable sounds I make that I just go,

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Speaker 2: what are you even doing? For some reason, it's I

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Speaker 2: can forgive it and I go and I can keep

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Speaker 2: doing it. For some reason, I don't get as discouraged

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Speaker 2: at how badly I sing, But when I'm watching stuff

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Speaker 2: of me talking, I just can't stop thinking, why did

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Speaker 2: you say so much? Why couldn't you think of a

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Speaker 2: more creative word? Why did you use that word twice

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Speaker 2: in a sentence when it was like a you know,

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Speaker 2: what are they called? Like thousand dollars words? And I'll

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Speaker 2: use it twice, which negates me even using it once

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Speaker 2: because people know that I got today calendar. Yeah, And

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Speaker 2: then I use it twice and it's like, oh, that's

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Speaker 2: the only words she knows for that thing. And that's

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Speaker 2: so often I just see these like little chinks in

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Speaker 2: the armor of my coolness where I'm like, you're not

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Speaker 2: that cool, You're not that interesting. I can just see

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Speaker 2: through it so much, and I become so just I've

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Speaker 2: become very very critical, so I can't even I mean,

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Speaker 2: we're putting up a lot more clips on our podcast,

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Speaker 2: and I'm just umb which I'm grateful, No, I'm so

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Speaker 2: grateful for because a lot of times the podcast, I'm

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Speaker 2: just like, that's a really authentic version of me. I'm

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Speaker 2: not trying to be that impressive. So then I cut

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Speaker 2: for some reason, it doesn't bother me as much. My

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Speaker 2: you know, my face falling off my skull, however, is

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Speaker 2: depressing every single time. And then I compare myself to

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Speaker 2: the Chicks in the Office and their clips where it

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Speaker 2: looks like her. Chicks in the Office is a pod

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Speaker 2: casts that for some reason, every morning I was showing

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Speaker 2: for office. No, No, my god, i'd cooler conversation happening.

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Speaker 1: I'm missing out.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: Chicks in the Office is a podcast I follow, and

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Speaker 2: they just have like they're just some smart, cool girls

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Speaker 2: probably would have wanted to be in my twenties and

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Speaker 2: who I'm more like now. I just relate to them,

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Speaker 2: and I like what they talk about, and I like,

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Speaker 2: I just like them. But every day I wake up

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Speaker 2: to a clip of them looking beautiful and cool and

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Speaker 2: saying cool things and not stuttering too much and not

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Speaker 2: looking stupid and it and they look perfect. Yeah, And

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Speaker 2: I'm just and I send Noah a clip every day

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Speaker 2: being like, we should try this angle? What about this

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Speaker 2: kind of lighting?

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Speaker 4: Like some And it's.

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Speaker 2: Like, bitch, you're almost forty, like you, we don't a

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Speaker 2: time machine. If you did your podcast in one of those,

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Speaker 2: it might change the way your face looks. But other

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Speaker 2: than that, I think I gotta go Jenny McCarthy and

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Speaker 2: just start wearing sunglasses every fucking time. That's the way

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Speaker 2: it or some people only Yeah, I mean Kendle Roy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what I'm trying to do. I just

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Speaker 4: hope I live longer.

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Speaker 2: But that's a nice one. Where did you get that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: What, what's that store in the mall that everyone gets

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Speaker 3: hats from lids from lids?

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Speaker 1: Nice?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I like it because it's pretty big and it has

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Speaker 3: nothing on it. And my head isn't very good for

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Speaker 3: hats because it goes like it does like.

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Speaker 2: This, You're like a guitar pick.

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Speaker 4: I'm like a guitar pick.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm very focused on guitar picks recently.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I need to have. I think it's a little bigger.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm seeing everywhere. It's the backpack syndrome. You're

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Speaker 2: looking for a backpack. You see it everywhere. Yes, I've

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Speaker 2: been obsessed with guitar picks. I see, that's what your

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Speaker 3: I have shaved my beard in like over ten years.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what I look like what my

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Speaker 3: wife has never live I trim it, sure, I trimmed

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Speaker 3: with a little.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say it'd be so it just decided

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Speaker 2: to stop at that length.

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Speaker 4: It stopped.

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Speaker 3: Every morning I get up and I yell at it,

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Speaker 3: and I say, don't get any longer, and it actually

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Speaker 3: but no, I haven't ever had a clean shaven face.

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Speaker 3: My wife has never seen me without a beard, and

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Speaker 3: so it's uh, I think my I don't have a

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Speaker 2: So it gives you one. Well, that's the classic that's

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Speaker 2: the beard thing. Men of not good chins like to

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Speaker 2: grow beards.

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Speaker 4: It is real.

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Speaker 1: Jarring to see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just see like a soft face.

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Speaker 1: And you're just like, oh you have I didn't know you.

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Speaker 2: You're like he I can't say.

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Speaker 1: But it's just like a different person a little bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like it, but it is different. It is just

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Speaker 1: it's just like.

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Speaker 2: Who's this guy? I'm like nervous around, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: is my boyfriend okay with this?

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, he feel the same way when I shave

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Speaker 1: my puss, So he's like, who's this gal?

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Speaker 4: Little girl?

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Speaker 1: You go into a can do guardian? Sorry, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: guess that is the thing.

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Speaker 2: I mean. You guys notice hair length down there? You must?

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Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, yeah, it depends on the situation.

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Speaker 2: But sometimes I'm just a little too lazy and I

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Speaker 2: don't get all the all the nooks and crans, and

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Speaker 2: its like you just don't get all those spaces and

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Speaker 2: there's little tufts that come out.

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Speaker 4: Do you notice when when it's shaved?

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Speaker 2: No, No, I don't. I don't think I do.

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Speaker 4: If a guy's got a big hairy bush, is that like.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I haven't really encountered that, so yeah, probably, But

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, if you love someone, you

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Speaker 2: can kind of put up with whatever they got going

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Speaker 2: on down there?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Sure in any respect of that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I know that some men will say, like, I

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Speaker 3: like a big bush. Is that any women like a

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Speaker 3: big bush?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, you're talking about balls. Who would ever do nothing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Is it bad that I'm thinking about Glob right now?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I wonder if Globy nobody's so hairless. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: He is like one of the prettiest men I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: It's just one of those things I heard about that

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Speaker 2: She just walked by.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but like these are things women should share

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Speaker 2: Why I have to see a TikTok of sama hi?

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Speaker 3: you showering at night? Or because then if you're washing

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Speaker 1: We're really saying, don't use soap on your don't use

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Speaker 1: cleanser on your face, like you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: You could shower oil, but just don't.

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Speaker 3: Strip shower and avoid your face. Kind of like how

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yes, kind of like that. Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 2: But it's just like it's one of these things that.

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Speaker 2: Because I just learned it two weeks ago? Double washing?

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Speaker 2: Because it But I bet you anything you wash enough

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Speaker 2: So the other day I was at Chris's and I

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Speaker 2: And I was like, please, sir, please. He eventually was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: and he's like, yeah, you really got to get in there.

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Speaker 2: I go, what I have been just scrubbing like kind

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Speaker 2: I hear Benji go, well maybe you should try it sometime.

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Speaker 2: But that is so annoying that it can't just be enough.

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Speaker 2: What before soap, what did we have nothing? People just stink,

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Speaker 2: Like now we have to always smell perfectly pristine, no

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Speaker 4: It kind of got to wash ass. You know that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that it was a problem back then.

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Speaker 2: You you must wash your ass. But I'm just not

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Speaker 2: now I'm scrubbing enough. But this only happened a week ago.

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Speaker 3: Back in Caveman times, before toilet paper, people used rocks

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Speaker 4: Rocks.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense, you know what, Oh, this is a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, when you like push. Oh god.

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Speaker 1: I had my mind blown last year and felt very

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Speaker 2: you I mean? What hole are we talk like? I

438
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,159
Speaker 2: don't go all the way up like where a tampon lives,

439
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,200
Speaker 2: Like okay, I don't like, I don't like finger.

440
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,399
Speaker 1: Myself like like soap.

441
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,800
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I go it. I do it like I'm like,

442
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:06,640
Speaker 2: you know, just like rooting around. No, no, it doesn't hurt.

443
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it hurt when I was.

444
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:10,960
Speaker 2: You just use water than how you get in the

445
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,800
Speaker 2: stink out if there's no soap.

446
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,199
Speaker 1: I don't have a stink. I just really shave the

447
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,840
Speaker 1: sides with soap. I scrub the sides. I'm not gonna

448
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 1: put soap in, like imagine putting soap in your dick,

449
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,119
Speaker 1: hold Brian, and then you wash it out.

450
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,680
Speaker 2: But why wouldn't it hurt.

451
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 4: Inside of my dick? Do you really I have a

452
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,720
Speaker 4: little straw cleaner.

453
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,080
Speaker 2: Wait, Noah, do you use soap before we take a break? Actually,

454
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,520
Speaker 2: you know what tell us when we get back from break.

455
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 2: Does Noah use soap in her vagina hole? Which not

456
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 2: up in the hole. My point is you wash it

457
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,679
Speaker 2: off afterwards, so there's no residue of soap. It's a

458
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,199
Speaker 2: clean slate. But I guess you're kind of erasing the

459
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,320
Speaker 2: oils and natural pH balance. We'll find out about Noah's

460
00:20:54,359 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 2: hygiene habits after this. All right, Noah, we've all been waiting.

461
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 2: We had to listen to a better help ad to

462
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 2: get to this point, and we're gonna we're gonna need

463
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,960
Speaker 2: better help after you reveal, what do you do down there.

464
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,119
Speaker 5: If I don't you.

465
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 6: Soap inside the flaps and stuff, I wanna get stinky.

466
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,720
Speaker 2: Yes, I had soap.

467
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,880
Speaker 6: I think as I've gotten older an my smell has

468
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 6: gotten worse.

469
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: I don't know.

470
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I have to do a double wash on

471
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 2: pits and then you.

472
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 3: Don't wash it in the morning, just like what about

473
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 3: don't you just put the orderant on after and then

474
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 3: the stink is covered up.

475
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 2: On your pits on your pits, Yeah, but it's like

476
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,080
Speaker 2: putting you know, it's like spring for breeze when a

477
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 2: dog shit on the carpet, Like it's covering up the smell.

478
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 2: The smell is still there.

479
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think anything's wrong with I mean, that's

480
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: fine if other people do it, but I I do

481
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 1: think it strips the oils or like you're like a

482
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 1: vagina is a naturally cleaning thing. Everything's clear clean around it.

483
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: I definitely get way.

484
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 2: Out of everyone. I know, you have more vagina issues

485
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 2: than anyone. I ton't know.

486
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: I don't it's because of perimenopause. Thanks for bringing that up,

487
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: But I mean, like.

488
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 2: You'll just have like I just feel it's not even

489
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 2: like you have Like I'm not saying that you have

490
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 2: disgusting things happening down there. You just are like it

491
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 2: feels off.

492
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: No, but that's just because I'm in HSP twenty five.

493
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,359
Speaker 2: That's a good point. Yeah, you are at HSP twenty five,

494
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 2: which is a highly sensitive person. She scored a twenty five,

495
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: and I think I scored like a negative three.

496
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 1: I had for the listener that thinks that I have

497
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: insane vaginal issues. I did have recurrent UTIs between twenty

498
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 1: nineteen and twenty twenty because I was all of a sudden,

499
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: you know, in a new relationship and having a lot

500
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 1: of sex, plus going through perimenopause, and you know, the

501
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 1: tissue gets a little bit less supple than when you're

502
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,400
Speaker 1: like in your twenties. So I figured it out. If

503
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: anybody wants a tip, DM me and everything's fine now,

504
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 1: So I don't. Can you tell us now what the

505
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: you know what it is? It's my hormone cream.

506
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but where do we get it?

507
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: I got it from my naturopath. It's just a compound cream.

508
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 1: And thanks, but no thanks to my western obgyn who

509
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 1: prescribed seven rounds of antibiotics which didn't do shit.

510
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 3: She sucked up your stomach. Probably that manyibiotics.

511
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: I mean it cures it for like a week, and

512
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 1: then they recur because the problem is like your tissue

513
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: isn't as supple and then you but then my naturopath

514
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: is like, just use this acidophlus, a cream with light

515
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: hormones and it totally fixed things.

516
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 2: Well, if you're daming, will you give us the name

517
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 2: of your naturopath? If we DM you like.

518
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 1: What's oh okay, she's busy forever, but she's gonna get acause.

519
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 2: The shit happening on like down there.

520
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: Get a comment she is.

521
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 2: It's just starting to Like I always heard Joan Rivers

522
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: talk about how she looks down in her vagina now

523
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 2: when she's when she was like seventy, I think she

524
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 2: was doing this bet and she's like when did I

525
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: put on bunny slippers? Like it's falling down and that's natural.

526
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 2: Like do you find your vagina is like falling off

527
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,959
Speaker 2: kind of like getting like long, like not like some

528
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 2: days it's like wow, high and tight, you look great.

529
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 2: It's like sometimes with my face, I'm like, wow, your

530
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 2: face looks like really structured and it doesn't feel like

531
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 2: it's like saggy and baggy. And then other days my

532
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,919
Speaker 2: vagina looks like it's slept on its face. Do you

533
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like it has a sleep mask

534
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: mark on it.

535
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: I mean gra it exists, It's true, but I gra

536
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: that you can do little exercises like for sure Ilaria

537
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: Baldwin is.

538
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 2: Like doing some kind of No, this is inner stuff,

539
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 2: this is outer like outer things.

540
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna say it corresponds with my face,

541
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 6: Like I've been noticing that my face is getting lower,

542
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 6: and so is my vagina.

543
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 2: Yes, it's so your face like just like the skin

544
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 2: on your face just starts to droop off a little bit.

545
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: Do you ever think that if we live our lives

546
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 2: get side down? How great? Are Yes, It's totally exactly

547
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 2: what it is. It's like your gram lost jowls. That's

548
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 2: what the sides are on my vagina, Like the it's

549
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 2: happening because but some days like it looks fine. So

550
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: it's like, but I do see why women get lyfts

551
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 2: down there to like make it all look like not

552
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 2: tight like because I think the hole stays the same,

553
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 2: Like I don't feel that getting like looser or anything.

554
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 2: I think it's if anything, sex has been like painful

555
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 2: for me recently, where I'm like, like, it's it's not painful,

556
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: but it's just it kind of is painful where it's like, oh,

557
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 2: that's what.

558
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, because it's not.

559
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 2: Because it's like it's because it's like it pokes me inside,

560
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 2: like it's hitting.

561
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,239
Speaker 1: So at different times, drop it, damn it. No, at

562
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 1: different times you recycle, your cervix is like really high

563
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 1: at one point and then it's lower. I believe when

564
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: you're the most fertile, it like lowers down to be

565
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: like gimme, gimme, gimme that stuff. So that's why I

566
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: never knew this, Like why is it sometimes poking?

567
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 4: And of course like a turtle's head.

568
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: Yes, it is exactly like a turtle's head.

569
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: Wait the vagina, Oh it is, I think.

570
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: So it's like a little know this. I read this

571
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: book that changed everything. It was called something like Taking

572
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 1: Control of Your Fertility, And I was so angry when

573
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: I finished because I'm like, no one ever taught me

574
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: any of this stuff. Like when you're growing up, you're like,

575
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: why do I have all this discharge? Gross? I'm gross.

576
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: It's like, no, this discharge corresponds with your cycle.

577
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The day the discharge started happening was

578
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 2: so disturbing, and thank god I always had good girlfriends

579
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 2: that I could be honest with stuff like I really

580
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 2: I've always been this way and as open about my

581
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 2: like things going on in my body. I've never had

582
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 2: to have secrets that I carry with me forever because

583
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 2: I've been lucky enough to have Kursten Florman, who I

584
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 2: met in fourth grade, who I never like, you know,

585
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: I think a lot of girls like struggle with like

586
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: I'm bleeding down there, like what does it mean? Or

587
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 2: like there's weird things. I never had that because I

588
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 2: always had a friend who I could tell it to.

589
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 2: I wouldn't tell my mom, I wouldn't tell my sister,

590
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 2: I wouldn't tell anyone else but Kirstin. I remember I

591
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 2: confided in her that there was like there would be

592
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 2: like jelly type stuff like in my underwear and it

593
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 2: would like come out, and we nicknamed it Gelatine, and

594
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 2: so we'd be like, are you Jelin today? And we

595
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: literally were doing the shoal doctor schulz ad campaign decades

596
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 2: before it hit the market, because we would say like,

597
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 2: I'm so Gelin today. And I remember we went to

598
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: go see Pleasantville and we both I think that was

599
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: the day when we both acknowledge that we have gelatine,

600
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 2: and then it felt cool and like I was sharing

601
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 2: it with someone. Kirsten was also someone. I didn't get

602
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: my period until very late, and I didn't think I

603
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 2: had a hole to put a tampon in because I

604
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 2: could not find my vagina hole for the life of me.

605
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 2: And Kirsten looked up my vagina and showed me where

606
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 2: the hole was now with her fingers or anything, but

607
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 2: like she kind of pointed at it and I was

608
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 2: like holding it open, being like where, and she was

609
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 2: like there, and I was like, oh, it looked a

610
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 2: lots smaller than I pictured it being because tampon's are like,

611
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 2: it's not as big as a tampon right, like it

612
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 2: kind of cinches. And it turned out there was my asshole.

613
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 2: So it was a confusing few years before I opened

614
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 2: up the tampax and her constipated for quite a while

615
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 2: with that dampon. Speak of being HSP negative thirteen, I

616
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: have no idea. I am not connected to my body

617
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 2: at all, and that's why it's good. I'm going to

618
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 2: the somatic therapist or whatever to start like navigating what

619
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: happens in my body. I don't know, and I've talked

620
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: about this before. I don't know when I'm constipated. I

621
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: don't know. When I haven't pooped, it will just I

622
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 2: will just be in pain. And then I watched Ali

623
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: Wong special Don Wong and she said that when she

624
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: was filming a movie recently, she got so constipated because

625
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: she was so nervous that she didn't shit for like

626
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 2: two months. She can't remember shooting in San Francisco or

627
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: shooting in San Francisco or Vancouver, and that's where she

628
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 2: was shooting the movie. And she was like, I had

629
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: no recollection of shitting in either of the cities, and

630
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: that she went to go get a scan to figure

631
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 2: out why she was. She thought she was pregnant. She's

632
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 2: experiing a horrible dominal pain and they were like, you're

633
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: full of shit. And I love so scene because I

634
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: was like, I felt so stupid when I did Dancing

635
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 2: with the Stars, and after I got eliminated, I was

636
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 2: able to eliminate like pounds and pounds of shit that

637
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 2: were in my body throughout that whole thing because I

638
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 2: was so fucking nervous. But I didn't know I wasn't shitting,

639
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 2: Like who doesn't know that they haven't taken a shit

640
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: for a month.

641
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 4: I can see is like not realizing.

642
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, a full month of not shooting because you

643
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 3: know a lot of times cause.

644
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like you have to shit. It doesn't

645
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: not like you're holding in your poop like I have

646
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 2: to go, but I don't want to. You don't you

647
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 2: have the urge?

648
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna ask you a question as I travel

649
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: one foot up your body. Are you one of those

650
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: people that's like I forgot to eat lunch?

651
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,239
Speaker 2: You know that I'm not.

652
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: So No, it's the diff.

653
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 2: Because I don't enjoy shitting like I do eating eating shit.

654
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 2: I don't emotionally shit like I if I need to

655
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: like release a feeling, I'm not like I should just

656
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,239
Speaker 2: go shit, you know. Like eating for me is what

657
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 2: I do when I have nothing going on. It's the

658
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: first thing I reach for. Like eating fills up all

659
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: my time the way some people go on TikTok, like

660
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: that's my food.

661
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 3: So it is a very important part of many people's day.

662
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: I go, I go into the bathroom to de stress.

663
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 4: I'll just sit there. I'll know nobody can bother me

664
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 4: in here, I can look at like, oh.

665
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 2: Children, what are who is bothering you? You are in

666
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 2: the picket lines trying to pick up a friend? Who

667
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 2: is bothering you?

668
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 3: At the world, the world, It's a place where nobody can.

669
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 2: It's like an airplane.

670
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 3: It's like an airplane. Yeah, it's like you're on an

671
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 3: air and it's so comfortable something.

672
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 2: It is the last place you have you can't be bothered.

673
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 3: Yes, And then you sit there and you go and

674
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 3: you look on your phone or whatever. And I call

675
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 3: it procrastination. I do it all the time.

676
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 4: I do it like once a day.

677
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't, but I don't want to sit and

678
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 2: just my shit's just come out ready to They're made

679
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: to order, you know, Like.

680
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: Did your parents have like gross? What was your family's

681
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: culture around pooping?

682
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 2: Like ours? I never cared about it really.

683
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: My dad was I got a poot? I'm like, who

684
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: says poot? Is that a Michigan thing? Is from Michigan?

685
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 5: P o T I got a poot?

686
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: Did you poot? And everyone's always asking everybody successful success.

687
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 2: But I also have a huge fascination with anal and

688
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 2: so that is all locked into pooping as well, like

689
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: whether I want to admit it or not, because it's

690
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: so gross, like the idea that poop comes out of

691
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 2: that hole and it's so disgusting and so like depraved

692
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: and you would have something go in it sexually is

693
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: all connected for me and the shame of pooping versus

694
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 2: like there's like some kind of discipline in it, like

695
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: good job you went poop, because I think that's flid

696
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 2: stage thing is yeah, good girl, Like I when I

697
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 2: when you're a kid and you poop for the first

698
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 2: time on your own, it is a big moment for

699
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 2: the whole family, like you get a gold star for it.

700
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 2: And I do remember my dad wiping me, like I

701
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 2: can still have memories of being like, wipe me. And

702
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: I wasn't like, yeah, that feels good, but it was

703
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: like there's something locked into all of this that I

704
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 2: don't want to pry open.

705
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 5: It was your first performance.

706
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 4: Also the first time you got to laugh sp.

707
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 2: Speaking of performance, I want to go see a live

708
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: sex show when we're in Europe. Is that like happening

709
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 2: everywhere in Europe? I know, it's like a touristy thing

710
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 2: to do, Like it's like going to times square, like

711
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 2: people roll their eyes at it, like, oh, you're going

712
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 2: to eminem store, but I want to watch those Eminem's fuck,

713
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: Like I want to see a live sex show. I've honestly,

714
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: I was thinking it is the only thing, and people

715
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: are gonna be horrified by I'm going to Europe to

716
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: so many cities. I have no bucket list at all.

717
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: There is literally zero things that I care to do

718
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 2: or see. I don't like being a tourist. I think

719
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 2: it's embarrassing. I think it's embarrassing to be American. I

720
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: think they don't like us. I think they're annoyed with us.

721
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 2: I hate when, like you try to talk their language

722
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 2: and they talk English back. It just seems like they're

723
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 2: just so disgusted with you. And they like my clothing.

724
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 2: I'm already worried about, like, oh, they're gonna lay like

725
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 2: oh Lulu Lemon, like all Americans wear a leggings and

726
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 2: like shirts. I don't know, Like I don't even know

727
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: how Europeans dressed, but I have no ability to do it.

728
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm surprised.

729
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 2: I'm so nervous about.

730
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: This uniformed it You'll be like, oh my god, it's

731
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: so West. Everything is so western ized, like globalization has

732
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: occurred fifteen years ago. You totally have a point. But now,

733
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: like I was in London a few years ago and

734
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: I was just shocked at like, oh, it's just New.

735
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 2: York London, but they're speaking English for some reason that

736
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 2: it's London. I agree with you. I was there for

737
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: Chris's surprise and I was like, Okay, this is I

738
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: can get around this. There's some I have massive anxiety

739
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 2: about going to countries where I am an American and

740
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,479
Speaker 2: I think that they hate me. I think they're going

741
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 2: to be waiting for me to fuck up and like

742
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 2: misunderstand something and go like, oh, stupid American. And I

743
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: don't know because I don't look at immigrants or like

744
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 2: people visiting here that way. I look at tourists from

745
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 2: like you know, oh, we're from Florida coming to the

746
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 2: Tom Square. I hate them, But I don't hate like

747
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 2: German tourists. I'm like, oh, of course they don't know

748
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 2: their way around German.

749
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 4: It's the exact opposite.

750
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 3: When I see a couple or somebody from a different

751
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 3: country in America, I'm like, man, these guys have it

752
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 3: going on.

753
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah you are amazing. Yeah, I am so embarrassed.

754
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 6: Okay, I can only speak about the culture of Israel

755
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 6: because I'm from there, and you know, like I know

756
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 6: people who are still living there and stuff, and they

757
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 6: are so impressed that an American would come there and

758
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 6: perform and stuff. Like I remember when, really, when Metallica

759
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 6: play there in like the nineties, it was the biggest deal,

760
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 6: I think, and I think it'll like it'll apply to

761
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 6: other countries in Europe where they're just like, wow, you

762
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 6: came here to be a part of our culture, to

763
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 6: see our culture and perform. For us, it's a it's

764
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 6: a big deal because you're traveling so far and stuff.

765
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 2: You guys don't get nervous going international and like looking

766
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 2: like an idiot like constantly because you don't know the

767
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: life France for customs. Maybe I'm just associating I am Russia.

768
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: They don't see, well, my Russian is terrible and they

769
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: make no bones about letting me know, and they made

770
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: fun of me.

771
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 2: But what if you knew no Russian and you just

772
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 2: chose not to speak it and you just spoke English

773
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: to them, would they.

774
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: They probably be nicer. But I loved it. It's still exciting.

775
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to go. We'll have fun today.

776
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 4: I don't give you any credit for trying.

777
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 2: We're landing in Berlin tomorrow. That impressed And I am

778
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: so glad Chris is going with me because I am

779
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: going to be like a little mute dog on a

780
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 2: leash with him, like I'm just gonna have him do everything,

781
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 2: because I don't want to appear dumb, and if I do,

782
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 2: I want it to be because I am just a

783
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 2: following housewife, like I just want people to be like, oh,

784
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: she's a caged woman, that's why she's dumb, as opposed

785
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: to like, I just don't want to bother anyone. I

786
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 2: don't want to get in anyone's way. I don't want

787
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 2: to stop on the sidewalk and have someone like walk

788
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 2: past me and be like, oh, stupid American, Like I

789
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: just don't want I want to represent America, Okay, I

790
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: want to be ashamed that I am American. I want

791
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 2: to like, I want to be like reverential to like

792
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 2: you guys are better than us. We know that I

793
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 2: am having a lot of shame issues around going. I

794
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 2: don't know what it is. What is what do I

795
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: do about this? And what should I look forward? To

796
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: that I'm not understanding because all I can think that

797
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to is going to a live sex show.

798
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: Ann Frank's house, the Vang Museum and then a live

799
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: sex show.

800
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. I do want to go to Yeah, I do

801
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 2: want to go to like a con like I want

802
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 2: to go to like a Holocaust type thing. Unfortunately, as

803
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 2: much as it's weird to say you want to go

804
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 2: do that, but I do.

805
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 6: And then just don't be one of those people that

806
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 6: take selfies at Auschwitz.

807
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 2: Oh that would be fucking insane.

808
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: Definitely not going there. We're going to ampste.

809
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: You handsome on a camera and say well you take

810
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: this for me, and then you get next to the

811
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 2: sign and meat that says work set you Free, and

812
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 2: then you smile camera, Yeah you do, duck lips like.

813
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm just excited for the food in tel Aviv. I

814
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: heard it's the best.

815
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 2: How well tel Aviv food? Hell yeah like that. I

816
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 2: have no problem. The food is freaking me out everywhere

817
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 2: else th but tel Aviv. I would eat that. I

818
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 2: would eat hummus and uh, you know Israeli salad with

819
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: like the chopped up cucumbers and onions and tomatoes for

820
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 2: every meal the rest of my life, no questions asked.

821
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 2: So I'm okay with that, But like, I don't know.

822
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 2: I went to Spain once with my sister and it's

823
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 2: just meat and cheese, and that everywhere you go in

824
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: the poor are so small and I feel like I'm

825
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 2: a dumb American that is going to be like, need

826
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 2: more and they're going to be like, oh, you want

827
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: to refill well on your Coca cola, and they're just

828
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: going to be disgusted by me. It's all my shame

829
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 2: about myself coming out through the eyes of people who

830
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: don't give a shit about me. That's the truth, is

831
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 2: that they'll just go I don't care, just just don't

832
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 2: tip us because we don't do tips well.

833
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: It is anxiety provoking to be vegan, first of all anywhere,

834
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: and it's hard because you're you know, you don't want

835
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: to be hungry and stuck without any food. But then

836
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: traveling abroad and being vegan is also challenging. I imagine so.

837
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 4: Language able to communicate?

838
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: Do you say I am difficult? All I want to

839
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: learn and everything is I'm sorry, thank you so much.

840
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 2: We'll be out of here in a second. And yes,

841
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: I'm ordering one person, but to I'm going to order

842
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: or two meals for one person. Like last night I

843
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 2: went to dinner and I ordered more food than anyone

844
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 2: would think that one human could eat. And I just

845
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 2: feel I'm already insecure about that in my own country,

846
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: where we eat like you know, every meal is Thanksgiving.

847
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 2: There's a show that you get just supplement with kind bars.

848
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 3: There's a chance to get there and you're pleasantly surprised

849
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 3: and everyone's a lot nicer than you think. And then

850
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 3: let's take a couple of days do you get for

851
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 3: you to get used to it? And all of this

852
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: stuff is just.

853
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: By that time, I'm in a different country and you're

854
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 2: in a.

855
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 3: Different country, and then there then it takes a couple

856
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 3: of days and you just leave right before everybody likes

857
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 3: you yes every time, which is very apropos for life.

858
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 2: It's I wish I could just be excited, but I'm

859
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 2: excited for the shows because they could be horrible because

860
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 2: there could be just language and culture barriers and things,

861
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 2: you know, just references that don't fly. But I don't care,

862
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 2: because of course there is that I'm from a different place,

863
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 2: and if you don't like me in Berlin. I won't

864
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: come back there again, like if the show poorly. It's

865
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 2: not like I'm like I need to have a residency

866
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 2: in Berlin. I would like to go back there to

867
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 2: visit on big This is just a way for me

868
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 2: to test out every country and then come back because

869
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 2: I'm familiar a little bit because I've been there before.

870
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 3: But aren't the people that are gonna go to your

871
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 3: shows in Berlin fans of you? Do you think they're

872
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 3: like scooping up people at the Munich time.

873
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people might be excited just

874
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: because like an American is coming.

875
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 4: And goes to Munich and they're like, let's just watch this.

876
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: Like Noah was saying, like, oh my god, this person's

877
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,919
Speaker 2: coming here, we must go. And they don't know anything

878
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 2: about me, so they see a picture and they're like,

879
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 2: she must be funny. It's the thing that it used

880
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 2: to happen to me in my career before I had

881
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: a name here, which is you just perform at comedy

882
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 2: clubs and people show up because it's the comedy club, right,

883
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 2: and it's not They don't do any research, and then

884
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 2: they hate you because they don't. It's not their type

885
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 2: of thing. But it does feel okay, like I already

886
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 2: have like kind of put myself in the position like

887
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: close my eyes and pictured bombing so badly on stage

888
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 2: with like dead silent and just things not going well

889
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 2: at all, like the worst set possible, and I'm ready

890
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 2: for it. Bring it on, like I can survive that.

891
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 2: I don't care. I can still have a good day

892
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 2: the next day. It won't affect my I want to

893
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 2: have good shows. I'm going to try my best, but

894
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 2: I can't control this. And if I bomb in Berlin,

895
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 2: oh that doesn't sound good like my grandpa did.

896
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 3: If I if you bomb in London, oh yeah.

897
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: If I've bomb in London, no, that will be because

898
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 2: I would let London. There's a lot of I don't know,

899
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 2: London might be a little bit more embarrassing because that's

900
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 2: a place where I see other comics thriving, and I'm

901
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 2: just comparing myself to others where I'm like, you gotta

902
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 2: be good, you gotta I don't know, I'm just.

903
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 6: And there's a lot of Americans abroad who will come

904
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 6: in your shows.

905
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: Yes, it's uncharted territory and it's exciting and it's totally

906
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: normal that you're having anxiety about stuff like food and oh,

907
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna hate me as an American because that's easier

908
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: to focus on. Then shit, what if I'm terrible on stage?

909
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: And oh I would never but I I'm not kidding you.

910
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 2: I don't care. That's not I'm not like avoiding that thought.

911
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 2: I don't care. But aren't you going to be like,

912
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 2: I'm not connected?

913
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 4: I did around.

914
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 3: Aren't you going to be met at the airport? And

915
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 3: is there going to be people saying like go here,

916
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 3: go there?

917
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: No?

918
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 4: Okay, each other, ye.

919
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 2: Each other. Yeah, it'll be fine.

920
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 3: You just got to show up at the theater at

921
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 3: the time of the show without any yes.

922
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 4: Help.

923
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going shopping for a bunch of protein bars

924
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: today just in case two, because I don't want to

925
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: be stuck with nothing to eat.

926
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 2: But they'll probably get confiscated because customs. I don't know.

927
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: I always feel like I'm going through with the legal substances,

928
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 2: Like customs is just the worst way to start out

929
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 2: any kind of journey. It's they need a complete pr

930
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: someone needs to go in and shake up customs to

931
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 2: be more inviting, because it's just the worst way to

932
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 2: start this thing. There You're like, I'm in a place

933
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 2: where I'm not feeling comfortable. I don't know how this

934
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,399
Speaker 2: is gonna go. I don't know if they have uber

935
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 2: or I don't know how to get to places. And

936
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 2: to start off, you have someone suspicious of you in

937
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: a screaming at you to get off your phone, and

938
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 2: it's just like it's it's mean, it feels like I'm

939
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 2: actually being loaded into go to Auschwitz. Like it feels

940
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 2: like you're just cattle when you get off the plane

941
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 2: and you have to walk a mile to the place.

942
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 2: Does anyone else have this stress with customs?

943
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 1: I got global entry and it's three minutes and it's amazing.

944
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: You just walk right there.

945
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 4: You don't have global entry.

946
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: I got that years ago because we go to Mexico

947
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: all the time, and Nikki, you might have something like that.

948
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 2: I don't have global entry. I know, I don't.

949
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: Does Clear give you anything or no?

950
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 2: It's like I'm having like heart palpitations.

951
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: Are you going to be fine? You're going to be

952
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: a chess?

953
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:44,479
Speaker 2: Fine.

954
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: Also, they don't look at your bags and customs. You

955
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: go through customs first and then you go go get

956
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: your bags.

957
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:50,919
Speaker 2: I know, but then they.

958
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 6: Then unless you're bringing in meat or like animals and cheese,

959
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 6: You'll be.

960
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 2: A couple parakeets.

961
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: I'm excited for your jokes that you write on the road,

962
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: or the insights that you have about each city. That's

963
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: gonna be really fun.

964
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 2: I don't have any of the trust you're.

965
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: Gonna come up with. You're gonna get to Berlin and

966
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: be like, what is going on with all this bizarre graffiti.

967
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 2: I am so bad about making observations about cities. That

968
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 2: is honestly one of my biggest I'm sitting security.

969
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: So much right now. I'm getting so stressed out about

970
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 1: this trip that might.

971
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 2: Be I haven't packed at all. Are you packed?

972
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: I have half one quarter of a bag packed. I

973
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: got my I haven't Mike's thought about podcasting.

974
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 4: There's got to be something.

975
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: Adapter, passport.

976
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 2: I gotta get excited.

977
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 3: It's got something to be excited about. There's got to

978
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:44,879
Speaker 3: be something to be positive about.

979
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 4: You're going on.

980
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 2: Excited about sleeping and getting into bed at the end

981
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: of the night with my boyfriend after I've accomplished a

982
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 2: show and knowing like we have until we have to

983
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 2: like get up again. I think I'm just like scared.

984
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: I'm so scared, and my mom's scared there's going to

985
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: be a terrorist attack. I'm not scared of that. Like

986
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 2: she's like, you're going to place this where there are bombings,

987
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 2: and I'm like, we have sea shootings every fucking day.

988
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 4: America is way more dangerous than way more.

989
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: But she you know, every country has a travel advisories

990
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: for everyone coming in here, beware the most.

991
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy that people like in France, if they're like,

992
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 3: I want to visit America, the State Department or whatever,

993
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,959
Speaker 3: the State Department of Frances says, beware you might get

994
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 3: shot if you go to America.

995
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 2: That seems crazy, because well then why don't they say

996
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 2: you might get run over crossing the street. It's I

997
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 2: heard a statistic, and I'm not trying to diminish mass

998
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 2: shootings at all, But if you took out the deaths

999
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 2: that occur from mass shootings, like every year, there's however

1000
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 2: many deaths from gun violence, if you took if you

1001
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: subtracted them out to die from mass shootings from that number,

1002
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 2: it would be negligent, Like you wouldn't be able to

1003
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 2: tell the difference. It's so little, so that seems easy.

1004
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: It's not that it's not we shouldn't be upset about

1005
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 2: those sixty or one hundred lives lost, but compared to

1006
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,240
Speaker 2: sixty thousand, one hundred out of that sixty thousand, it's

1007
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 2: it's are there gun violence that's not amazing, Like people

1008
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 2: who die by suicide or die by just gun violence,

1009
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: like you know one off's murders, but mass shootings it

1010
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 2: doesn't add a big number to that number overall.

1011
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 3: Would you get still get killed in a non mass

1012
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 3: shooting in America? That would never happen in France because

1013
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 3: they don't have guns like we do, right, they.

1014
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 5: Have knives and stuff, Like they're stabbings and you could

1015
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 5: look at.

1016
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 2: I would much rather be shot than stabbed. But I'm

1017
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: not saying which one's better. I mean, they're all fucking horrifying,

1018
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 2: But being stabbed, why go anywhere in that case?

1019
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 3: You know?

1020
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 5: Like you right, I'm not a kind of fear.

1021
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 2: I'm scared. I'm just scared of their like the judgment

1022
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 2: and they're they're being like no, and then they hate

1023
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: America because of something I did, Like I answered a

1024
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 2: text message on the street and so I had to

1025
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 2: stop in the middle of the sidewalk and then they're like,

1026
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 2: oh god, so I'm just not packing all.

1027
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 6: My American flag shirts and my hats and my bikinis,

1028
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 6: which I have so many of.

1029
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do a quick top one, bottom one. How

1030
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 2: about it?

1031
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 5: How about breakfirst?

1032
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 2: Okay, let's break first. I thought we could get it

1033
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 2: in in three minutes, but you don't want to try,

1034
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 2: you know what.

1035
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 5: I challenge you to get it in three minutes.

1036
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 2: Okay, three conversation. Top one, bottom one. Here we go.

1037
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 2: The category is.

1038
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 5: Features of a car.

1039
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 2: Features of a car. Let's start with the bottom. My

1040
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 2: least favorite feature of a car is when you cannot

1041
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 2: change the bluetooth settings when the car is in motion.

1042
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 2: Let me do it whenever I'm driving. You know I'm

1043
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 2: texting while driving. You know I'm pulling up maps while driving.

1044
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 2: Why don't you let me do the bluetooth? Why does

1045
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 2: it have to be in park? That's some bullshit? Okay,

1046
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 2: anyone else?

1047
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 3: Bottom one would be a beating security features that just

1048
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 3: distract you and beap at you. Instead of protecting you.

1049
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 3: They're just distracting you by beeping in your face every

1050
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 3: five seconds.

1051
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 2: Oh, like when you don't have your seatbelt on, Like.

1052
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 3: When your are there cars that if you h your

1053
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 3: sideview mirror gets too close to a wall to start beeping.

1054
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 3: If you're backing up and you get too close to something,

1055
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 3: it'll start beeping. Instead of keeping you from doing stuff,

1056
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 3: It's just beeps are coming at you from every direction.

1057
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: I feel like you might be a bad driver.

1058
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 4: No, I'm a good driver. I don't have the beeps

1059
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 4: in my car.

1060
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 3: Similarly, I hate gigantic screens like people have like flat

1061
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 3: screen televisions in their car. Now, how is that not distracting?

1062
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 2: Distracting? Agreed Anya.

1063
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: Sunroof, I spent eighteen on laser fraxel. I don't need

1064
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 1: to get more sun damage, thank you very much. I'll

1065
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 1: use the windows if I need.

1066
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 2: Oh, I love sunroofs. Really, you don't want a sunroof

1067
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 2: on any car you own?

1068
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: Nope?

1069
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,760
Speaker 2: All right, Noah.

1070
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 6: I agree with Brian, like these safety features are just

1071
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 6: out of control. And one that I realized I hate

1072
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 6: was yesterday when I quickly tried to pick av up

1073
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 6: from the airport and I just like had my foot

1074
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 6: on the brake and I tried to open up the

1075
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 6: trunk and it wouldn't let me because the car was

1076
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:14,720
Speaker 6: in the park.

1077
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 2: And then it's it's protecting you girl.

1078
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, happened to fair.

1079
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 4: I want to go back to when.

1080
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 3: We didn't sounds amazing, wa ruin the cars was just

1081
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 3: an open thing and there were no seatbelts and the

1082
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 3: windshield just kind of.

1083
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 2: Went like half, my god, have you ever said seen

1084
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 2: a dummy with the feet up on the console? You

1085
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 2: know how you ride on road trips? And if they have,

1086
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: if you get scared, don't watch it because you Oh

1087
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 2: my god, but don't ever. I will never ever sit

1088
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 2: like that again, because it is It will ruin everything

1089
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 2: you think. That fraxle laser that you wasted your money on,

1090
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 2: you won't have a head to even see how good

1091
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 2: your skin is if you put your don't ever lounge

1092
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: like that ever. I'm telling you listeners, please, when we

1093
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 2: get back, we're gonna find out the best feature. That's

1094
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: how I did it under three minutes. It's nice, all right.

1095
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 2: Top one bottom one features in cars? What is your

1096
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 2: favorite feature in a car?

1097
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: Anya, I love a seat warmer in the winter time.

1098
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: Nothing cozier than my non soapy vagina getting warmed.

1099
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, just get heating that little uh hatchery up in

1100
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 2: the summer. Too incubating. No, they're so good. They feel

1101
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 2: like you're peeing your pants initially, and then it stays,

1102
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 2: and now there's someone who used to wear to bed.

1103
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 2: It feels good at first and then it's horrible. Yeah,

1104
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 2: I have one in my car. I drive a twenty ten.

1105
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: Really they had seat coolers then.

1106
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 2: I guess so yeah, or there's just like a little

1107
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 2: guy blowing on me down there. But yeah, it's like, uh,

1108
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 2: it feels so good. I love that, And yeah, the

1109
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 2: seat coolers are really nice, Brian, what's yours?

1110
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 3: My car doesn't have it, and it causes me, uh adjida.

1111
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 3: But I love a seat that adjusts itself. You have

1112
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 3: a preset seat adjusting, so you say, oh, this is

1113
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 3: how my seat is, and then you said, that's Brian's setting.

1114
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 3: And then when someone washes your car or somebody fixes

1115
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 3: your car, or god forbid, a valet driver adjusts your

1116
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 3: seat when they're parking your car, you could rest as.

1117
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 2: To put it back. Because I remind myself I got

1118
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 2: long legs. I just remember, like, God, everyone's so short,

1119
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 2: I'm so tall. It like reinforces for me what I

1120
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 2: need to know about myself to day. Or I'm like

1121
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 2: my vagina so long time. I don't want.

1122
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 3: A valet driver ever ever to drive the car. I'd

1123
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 3: rather just park it myself. I hate when there's a valet.

1124
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 3: I just want to park it myself.

1125
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 2: I don't mind it. Why do you hate it? Because

1126
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 2: they're just in your space?

1127
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 4: Sometimes they adjust the seat?

1128
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 2: Are you not? When you are saying in a hotel?

1129
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 2: Do you not like the maid to come in?

1130
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 4: I don't let the maid come in.

1131
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 2: I had a feeling, but I do someone who doesn't

1132
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 2: like people in their.

1133
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 3: It would be nice if I could let the maid

1134
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 3: come in just to keep up appearances so that she

1135
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 3: gets paid, but then also not do anything like maybe

1136
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 3: she just wants to come in and talk for a

1137
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 3: few minutes.

1138
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: I love when they've come in. It just feels no

1139
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 2: matter what I do, I could never straighten the way

1140
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 2: that they do.

1141
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 3: No, of course, not no, no, But I don't. I

1142
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 3: don't want to be straightened.

1143
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 4: I want to, I don't. I just want to be

1144
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 4: left alone the whole time.

1145
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 2: And I always like, you put away your jewelry, and

1146
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, they're not gonna stop thinking everyone's trying to

1147
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 2: steal from you all the time. Just is it what

1148
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 2: happened to just trusting the universe and not being paranoid

1149
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 2: about everything, even though that's the story for me going

1150
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 2: to Europe. My favorite thing I on in a car.

1151
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 2: I just found a couple of weeks ago when I

1152
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 2: was in la and Sarah Lena came to pick me

1153
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 2: up in her new what's the one that has a

1154
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 2: gg Wagon? Oh my god, there is a feature and

1155
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 2: if bestie's if you have this, if you've ever been

1156
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 2: a g Wagon, you know this. It is revolutionary. So

1157
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 2: when you turn like a sharp or something and you

1158
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 2: know you kind of like your body like shifts to

1159
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 2: the either side, it will hug you, oh so that

1160
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 2: you stay perfectly like all of a sudden, the seat

1161
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 2: will just kind of like and it seems like it

1162
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,879
Speaker 2: would be annoying, like why why do I want something?

1163
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 2: It is so fucking comforting on a cellular level to

1164
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 2: have your car hug you and just like make you

1165
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 2: feel like you're like chummy with it, where it's just

1166
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 2: kind of like I got your back. It is so amazing.

1167
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 2: And I wrote to Chris, I was like, Sarahlina's car

1168
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 2: has this feature where he goes where it huggs you

1169
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: and I'm like yes, and he's like is it a Gwagon?

1170
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 2: And I go, I don't even know what I was

1171
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: in because I don't pay attention to things. So I

1172
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: wrote her being like is it a Gwagon? And she

1173
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: was like, yes, it is. And I'm like, we gotta

1174
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 2: get this feature in more cars. You got it? It

1175
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 2: is amazing. I am. I am looking for a new

1176
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 2: car and like, I think it has to be something

1177
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 2: that has that hug technology because it just feels so

1178
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 2: fucking good.

1179
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: That fingers you. It's amazing.

1180
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1181
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 3: I agree that this is that's a great feature and

1182
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 3: it's but isn't this bad for society that everything is

1183
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,760
Speaker 3: making us so comfortable all the time, Like any little

1184
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 3: thing that can discomfort us, we have now a device

1185
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 3: for to make us comfortable.

1186
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't like it.

1187
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 2: Because then were our I'm uncomfortable all the time. Yes,

1188
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 2: there's no amount of comfort that will actually make me

1189
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 2: feel comfortable. So I invite it when I can't have

1190
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 2: it in my life because I just I don't like comfort,

1191
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 2: and so when it's forced on me, it feels really good.

1192
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 3: I envy the people from like the seventeen hundreds who

1193
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 3: were not comfortable ever. But they just were like, well,

1194
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 3: that's just the way it is, and they and they

1195
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 3: went on their lives and it didn't bother them as much.

1196
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,720
Speaker 3: I think our threshold for discomfort getting is getting lower

1197
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 3: and lower until it's going to be like, we're all

1198
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 3: going to have like fibromyalgia by the time we're you know.

1199
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 2: Well, that's why we sit horribly because we always have

1200
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 2: back seats. And back in the day, they just had

1201
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 2: to sit and learn how to position their bodies. They

1202
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 2: were balancing kind of on their pelvis where this was

1203
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 2: like the base, and you just kind of balance your

1204
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 2: body by sitting up straight. So it's not like you're

1205
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 2: like now, when we think sit up straight, you're kind

1206
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 2: of all tense and you're like, I'm sitting up straight.

1207
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 4: You just figured it out.

1208
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 2: You can just balance your spine where it does it. It

1209
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 2: feels like you're balancing a broom, you know, You're not

1210
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 2: like when you're holding a broom upright on your palm.

1211
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 2: It doesn't take any effort, even though it looks really impressive.

1212
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 2: You can do that with your spine. But we don't

1213
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 2: have to do that anymore because we're constantly sitting in

1214
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 2: chairs with backs, so we all have horrible alignment because

1215
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 2: of comfort, because of.

1216
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: The season of alone. It was like up like season

1217
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 1: four or five before a woman was find like, I'm

1218
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: building a chair with a back, and then she was like,

1219
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: this is the best thing ever. And she had the

1220
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 1: best season because she was just chilling in her chair

1221
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: with the back.

1222
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 2: It takes. I hate when you got to sit on

1223
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 2: a stool somewhere. It forces you to be to have

1224
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,760
Speaker 2: good posture though I was to enjoy yourself on a stool.

1225
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1226
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 6: I was at a restaurant the other day and I

1227
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 6: looked over to a table next to us, and there

1228
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 6: was a baby sitting in a baby seat and he

1229
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 6: was just sitting upright. He was not supporting, he was

1230
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 6: not leaning back, and he could just like he was

1231
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 6: just like.

1232
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 2: Babies have perfect pastuack if you well, I did the

1233
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 2: Alexander technique for a really long time, and it teaches

1234
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 2: you all the stuff about alignment and how to sit

1235
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 2: up straight. It's not it shouldn't be a hard thing

1236
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 2: to do. You're just doing exactly what your body's meant

1237
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: to do. If you but she my teachers always said,

1238
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 2: if you look at babies, they are never having technic

1239
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 2: where they're bent over. They're never sitting with like on

1240
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 2: the floor playing with blocks and their back is hunched.

1241
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 2: They're sitting. They're perfect and they're not trying. A baby

1242
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 2: isn't trying to look good or have good posture. It

1243
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 2: just is. And that's how we all start out. And

1244
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 2: then chairs and beds and all of the device, all

1245
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 2: the things of modern leisure lead us to be lazy

1246
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 2: and not engage our core, so our muscles. You know,

1247
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 2: you're you're not using your muscles at all. When you're

1248
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: leaning back on a couch, you're we're usually you would

1249
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 2: be doing something. So yeah, babies never have to They

1250
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 2: never look have hunchbacks. Look at babies play on the floor.

1251
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 2: It's so annoying. And when they walk, their butts kind

1252
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 2: of stick out and their tummies go out. And because

1253
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 2: they're balancing, they're learning how to balance perfectly so that

1254
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 2: they can stand. And it's like holding a broom on

1255
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 2: your palm. They're not like, there's no muscle being really

1256
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 2: used to hold that up because they're balancing it. And

1257
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 2: we start to think like that you can walk and

1258
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 2: you you're so much. On the other day, I was

1259
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 2: like kind of aware of my posture. When I went

1260
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 2: to go visit my parents and I was leaving and

1261
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 2: my dad was like, I forget how tall you are,

1262
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 2: and I'm like, god, even my dad noticed something. I

1263
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 2: gained like an inch, probably by just not hunching and

1264
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 2: just not and not being like I'm a proud peacock

1265
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 2: and walking around with that chest up, but just naturally

1266
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 2: easy sitting up straight. Anya has perfect posture. She never

1267
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: has a hunchback when she's sitting.

1268
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: Lately, I've been noticing, I really like I've as you age,

1269
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: things get looser and like in pictures. I started noticing

1270
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: last year I was playing guitar, I was like hunching

1271
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: a little, and so now I'm working on doing back exercises.

1272
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: But when I hurt my shoulder, the physical therapist was like,

1273
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: this is a weird hack, but get on the floor

1274
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: and crawl like a baby. Your body has a way

1275
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: of realigning itself and setting itself back to zero. And

1276
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: I was like what And then I did it, and

1277
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: I was like, this is amazing. Just crawling on the

1278
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: ground on your stomach like lying down, and you do that,

1279
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: She's like, just lay down on your stomach.

1280
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 2: On a yoga back house that's burning.

1281
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: M hmm okay, like just completely pancaked. And then like

1282
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: she's like, then just crawl around like not on your stomach,

1283
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: on your like kind of like if you're doing push

1284
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: ups and then you're all the way down, you're just

1285
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: like you're not pushing up, You're just kind of you're

1286
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: justling and she's like, just wiggle there on the mat,

1287
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: and it was you really do feel like, oh, my

1288
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 1: body is relearning the natural place that's supposed to be,

1289
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: like we do. You're right, we do so many messed

1290
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: up things with our daily lives, whereas if I.

1291
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 2: Am just have on the ground, you'd be fine. Hyper

1292
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 2: vigilant right now about getting this lump on the back

1293
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 2: of my neck that is already starting to happen from

1294
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 2: And I see it everywhere. I see people on their phones,

1295
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 2: hunched over their phones with this tech nek thing happening.

1296
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 2: And the best way to do it that I learned

1297
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 2: in Alexander technique is like when you turn to look

1298
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 2: at your phone, you can look at anything in your

1299
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 2: lap and you don't have to hunch over your head.

1300
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 2: What you do is you look pretend that through your

1301
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 2: ear holes. There is a rod, right, and that's where

1302
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 2: all the movement comes from on your head. So to

1303
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 2: look at your phone, you all you need to do

1304
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 2: is move that dial so your head ads down. Your

1305
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 2: neck does not move forward in any way. It's just

1306
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 2: your head.

1307
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm doing it on that rotation dial.

1308
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying.

1309
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: Like this, which I'm just doing it straight up.

1310
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 2: Go up and down my head. Yeah, yeah, like that.

1311
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 2: So the turning point is where your ears are, it's

1312
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 2: not where your neck is. It's not at the bottom

1313
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 2: of base of your neck where it meets your spine.

1314
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: That all stays totally still, and you can look at

1315
00:59:56,440 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 2: anything up or down without going like this with your neck.

1316
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 2: And that really changed things for me.

1317
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: So you're just moving your eyeballs.

1318
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you move your head. It's like a picture,

1319
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 2: like the place where it's moving is a rod going

1320
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 2: through your fucking skull.

1321
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: Don't and that's where around.

1322
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 2: No, it's just no, no, no, yeah, don't you move your

1323
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 2: neck at all.

1324
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 4: And where's your stomach moving from? Where is your stomach

1325
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 4: on the ground doing this?

1326
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, make sure you're on all fours. Is on the

1327
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 2: roof of your mouth.

1328
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 3: Your stomach and put a rod through your ears.

1329
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 2: Well, the only time I'm ever crawling on old fours naturally.

1330
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 2: When you just said that, I was like, oh, the

1331
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 2: next time my boyfriend breaks up with me and I'm

1332
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 2: begging him to stay, That's the only time I can

1333
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 2: remember being on the ground.

1334
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: Perfect alignment while you're weeping.

1335
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, oh, you know what, this is returning

1336
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 2: me to a natural state. So the primordial state.

1337
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 3: The point is, you wouldn't have to do all this

1338
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 3: stuff if we didn't have the car chairs and stuff

1339
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 3: like that.

1340
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good maybe jeep, right though, like they're

1341
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable like old school jeeps.

1342
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, jeeps, give you a pilon idol cyst, which

1343
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 3: is something I had to do with.

1344
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 4: You don't want that ship? What you don't want that ship?

1345
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 4: Let me tell.

1346
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: You, you know what they say.

1347
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 3: Pilon A pilonidol cyst is a uh you know what

1348
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 3: a cyst is. It's like a little cave underneath your

1349
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 3: skin and then uh, it gets filled up and then

1350
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 3: it you know if Yeah, so you can get one

1351
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 3: on your basically your uh, your tailbone area, and it's

1352
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 3: called a pilon idol cyst and it's.

1353
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 2: Wait, do you press it? And it's like, does it hurt?

1354
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 4: Oh, it's so qui painful, It's so painful, and then

1355
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 4: you sit.

1356
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 3: I used to I had it when I was when

1357
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 3: I was a little kid, like when I was thirteen

1358
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 3: or twelve, I felt it sitting on the floor of

1359
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 3: the gym, like doing stretches a gym class because there

1360
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 3: was a hard floor. And that's when I first realized it.

1361
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 3: My entire life. I thought it was just that's how

1362
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,959
Speaker 3: everybody was. I thought everyone had.

1363
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 2: A painep thing. I wouldn't understand that.

1364
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you said, it's a jeep thing, bro.

1365
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 3: And then when I was like eighteen, I went through

1366
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 3: a bad breakup or maybe no, it's like a little

1367
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 3: later than that. I went through a bad breakup and

1368
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 3: my pilon aimol system flared up so bad I couldn't

1369
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 3: walk and it was like it was New Year's Eve

1370
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 3: and we had to find a doctor that would be

1371
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 3: willing to see me. And I went to the doctor

1372
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 3: and they at a hospital and they put me over

1373
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 3: a table and they injected me with some painkiller, and

1374
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 3: they took a scalpel and they started cutting my tailbone area.

1375
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 3: And the only way they knew to put more painkiller

1376
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: was by the volume of my screams.

1377
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god. They were like, are you waking up

1378
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 2: from a because we know that you wick up screaming.

1379
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 3: And that was when I first learned about this palnile syst.

1380
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 3: And that wasn't that didn't cure it. That was just

1381
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 3: to get rid of that initial inflammation is.

1382
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 2: Gonna come back. It's like a corn. I get corns

1383
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 2: on my feet. And this is how I knew Noah

1384
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 2: didn't have a corn because she told me I think

1385
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 2: I had a corn when I was a little girl,

1386
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 2: because my grandma.

1387
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 6: What was the story, Well, it was my mom ripped

1388
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 6: it off with you know those like corn sticker things.

1389
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was.

1390
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 6: We were using the yellow liquid to like try to

1391
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 6: dry it out, and then my mom had put the

1392
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 6: cushion on and she wanted to take it off, and

1393
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 6: she ripped it off like a wax strip, and this

1394
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 6: like long root came out.

1395
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 2: I oh god, I want to eat it.

1396
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 6: My grandma came out of the kitchen like screaming, what's happening.

1397
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That is the most satisfying thing I've

1398
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 2: ever heard of. My lefe Wart that was a wart

1399
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 2: most likely if I based on me not having any

1400
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 2: kind of real knowledge, but watching more footage of warts

1401
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 2: being cut out and corns being cut out than most

1402
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 2: doctors who do that for a living. I have watched

1403
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 2: hundreds of footage because it's just so satisfying to me.

1404
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 2: Corns will come back unless you use cushions the rest

1405
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 2: of your life. So corns are a result of a

1406
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 2: bone hitting It's a result of pressure over time, and

1407
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 2: corns will always come back because it's some bone in

1408
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 2: your body that's like misaligned and it's hitting this part.

1409
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 2: So I get the same corn every week, I like

1410
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 2: scrape it off with a scalpel and have to like

1411
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 2: it is a little bead of callous. It's not like

1412
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 2: there's no virus in between my toes, and it hurts.

1413
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 2: They hurt so fucking bad. Lee And then a wart

1414
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 2: is only lives on the top layer of skin and

1415
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 2: it is attached to your blood supply. So if it bleeds,

1416
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 2: it's most likely a wart because it is getting ripped

1417
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,440
Speaker 2: from the blood supply that it is feasting off of.

1418
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 2: And they will often come back too, because you don't

1419
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 2: you think you got it all, but you leave a

1420
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,919
Speaker 2: virus behind. But warts can be taken out and won't

1421
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 2: return again if you get the whole thing. So I

1422
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 2: think that if you ripped that one out and it

1423
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 2: didn't come back, it was probably a wart.

1424
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 3: And because it blood, you're supposed to freeze warts, though,

1425
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,439
Speaker 3: aren't you supposed to freeze them? And then they come

1426
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 3: on and then they kill it and then it comes

1427
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 3: and then you can take it off.

1428
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 2: And the fact that you said to dry it out,

1429
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 2: corns are already dry. There's no drying that needs to

1430
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 2: be done. They're callous, so they're just little hard balls.

1431
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 2: And warts are like these juicy things that need to

1432
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 2: be kind of frozen or burnt in a way that

1433
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 2: they become like dryer, and they you, you know, you

1434
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 2: bust up the blood supply and then you can rip

1435
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 2: them out and it's so good. I don't ever want

1436
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 2: to see a juicy like wart being like slice. I

1437
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 2: wanted to be dry. I don't want to screw that.

1438
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 2: They're not roots. Roots is a like the black dots

1439
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 2: you see in planters. Warts are not roots. Those are

1440
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 2: blood vessels that are attached to your blood system. So

1441
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 2: those are just dried blood. They look like black dots.

1442
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,800
Speaker 2: But it's dried blood. They're not roots. Nothing has right.

1443
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 2: Love totally.

1444
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 6: Talks about warts because I can hear your mouth watering.

1445
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 5: A little bit.

1446
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 2: Why is my mouth watering about warts?

1447
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,480
Speaker 5: It's so disgusting what it is about you.

1448
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 2: There's not enough footage of them being cut out. It's

1449
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 2: like there's a deficit online. I've seen all the ones

1450
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 2: that appease me. I need more. It's almost like I

1451
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 2: want to create like influencers that because I know people

1452
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 2: have warts out there. I had a bestie once who

1453
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 2: said that I could scalpel her wart out backstage of

1454
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 2: the show. I can't do that because one time my

1455
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 2: mom had a corn and I sliced her foot and

1456
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 2: it still bothers her to this day. Like I heard

1457
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 2: a nerve, so I cannot. I know, I feel so horrible, honestly,

1458
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 2: it's the it's the worst thing that I did that

1459
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 2: to her, And because I thought I could just get

1460
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 2: it because I do it to myself all the time

1461
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 2: and I don't make myself bleed. But she has thinner

1462
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 2: skin emotionally, and so she's such a baby about now.

1463
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,640
Speaker 2: I like sliced her foot. And now it's been two

1464
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 2: years and she's still not healed from it. It's so

1465
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:00,240
Speaker 2: embarrassing that I did that to her, and I'm so

1466
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 2: sorry mom, But.

1467
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 4: Well, can I just finish the thread on my and

1468
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 4: my painful ass?

1469
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1470
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I actually did cure it eventually. Wait, I

1471
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 3: got I had to get ass surgery six times.

1472
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 2: She got back together with you, Yeah, she got back

1473
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 2: together with me. Maybe why did it's flare up because

1474
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 2: you were broken up with It's clearly psychosomatic a little bit.

1475
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,439
Speaker 3: Well, the pilotel cyst is not psychosomatic. I don't know why.

1476
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 3: Emotionally that would have made me just probably like immune

1477
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,040
Speaker 3: system stuff and you know, you stressed out, your body

1478
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,360
Speaker 3: reacts and weird ways, and in this instance, it made

1479
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 3: that flare up.

1480
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 2: But so surgery six.

1481
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 4: I had to get ass.

1482
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 3: Surgery six times in order to finally get it all

1483
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 3: out because the first time I did it, I went

1484
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,520
Speaker 3: under anesthesia and they did what's a closed thing, So

1485
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 3: they they they scoop it out like an ice cream scoop,

1486
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 3: and you.

1487
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 4: Have like, uh, you can see it, Oh my god.

1488
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well there's like, well the first one if they

1489
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 3: scoop out like the size of a fist, I can

1490
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 3: show you the size of a fist in your tailbone area,

1491
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 3: and what does it look like? And then they and

1492
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 3: that's called a closed that's called the closed thing.

1493
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 2: Look like what does the cyst look like the side

1494
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 2: your body? Is it like fatty tissue?

1495
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 3: Is it like it's like you're a chunk of flesh

1496
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 3: with like little cave in it?

1497
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: Is it like Atma, I thought a cyst was a

1498
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:17,919
Speaker 1: bag of fluid.

1499
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 3: A cyst is underneath the skin. It's like a little

1500
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:26,599
Speaker 3: cave and it forms little little uh, cavernous lines that

1501
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 3: you need to make sure you get the whole cake

1502
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 3: cavern system or else it'll just come back and it

1503
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:31,360
Speaker 3: does fill.

1504
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 2: The game is hollow, So is it hollow?

1505
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 3: It's like you're it's like this is a flesh, a

1506
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 3: hunk of flesh, and your skin's covering it up so

1507
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 3: you don't see anything. But maybe you see like a

1508
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 3: little hole, like a little tiny little baby pe hole,

1509
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 3: and like liquid can come out of there, because if

1510
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 3: there's like but underneath the skin, it's like an underground

1511
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 3: a subterranean cave system. Okay, and that's not good. You're

1512
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 3: not supposed to have that, and that can fill up

1513
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,559
Speaker 3: with fluid. If it gets infected, and then it comes

1514
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,560
Speaker 3: out a little tiny baby hole e and then it

1515
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:09,960
Speaker 3: can form little tendrils of cavernous systems.

1516
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 2: Through the giant one.

1517
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,760
Speaker 3: The longer you have it, the longer you have it,

1518
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 3: the bigger and more complex the cave systems.

1519
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 2: The size of a fist they took out of your ass.

1520
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:19,600
Speaker 4: They sliced out a size.

1521
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,160
Speaker 3: They sliced it out of my ass, and then they

1522
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 3: sewed it up and and then I had to wait

1523
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 3: eight months for it to heal. You know when I

1524
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,719
Speaker 3: when I wound that big heels, it fills up from.

1525
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 4: The bottom up and it healed.

1526
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,639
Speaker 3: I go back to the doctor and they do their

1527
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 3: their search, and they missed the cave. Kids in the cave,

1528
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 3: they find those those those those yeah, those soccer flares. Yeah,

1529
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 3: the soccer players were all in there. And they get

1530
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 3: out and yeah, and they found another cave. They said, oh,

1531
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 3: we missed the cave. We got to cut your ass again.

1532
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 3: And they said, but this time, we're not going to

1533
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 3: close it up, because you have a better chance of

1534
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,120
Speaker 3: it healing if you cut out the fist and then

1535
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,760
Speaker 3: you just leave it open. And so they cut out

1536
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 3: the fist and this is what I have pictures of.

1537
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:13,920
Speaker 3: I can show you pictures of the open wound if

1538
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 3: they cut out the fist and then you just and

1539
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 3: then you have to pack it with gauze and repack

1540
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 3: it three times a day and can clean it out.

1541
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 3: And it's incredibly painful. And I had to have my

1542
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 3: dad help me pack my ass wound. And that was

1543
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 3: the second Yeah, exactly, that's what I was thinking of

1544
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:37,839
Speaker 3: when you were saying that. Yeah, that was the second

1545
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 3: time I got it, and they didn't get it all

1546
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 3: out either. I went another eight months, it filled up,

1547
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,360
Speaker 3: they didn't get it all out, So then I had

1548
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 3: to do it a third time. I went to see

1549
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 3: this amazing doctor, an NYU doctor named Brian Harlan, and

1550
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 3: he was like, I'm going to take care of you.

1551
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 3: This guy is like super confident. I went to him.

1552
01:10:57,479 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 3: He cut my ass open and and.

1553
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 4: It healed up.

1554
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,559
Speaker 3: And then but then he missed like a little bit

1555
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 3: so he could do cave a little bit of the cave.

1556
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:09,720
Speaker 4: So then the fourth surgery.

1557
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,679
Speaker 2: I still don't understand the cave thing. But we're gonna

1558
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:13,880
Speaker 2: we're gonna get pictures on them, We're gonna get optics

1559
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 2: on them.

1560
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:14,479
Speaker 1: He did it.

1561
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,879
Speaker 3: He then he just had to do like a half surgery,

1562
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,479
Speaker 3: and then he had to do like a twenty percent surgery,

1563
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 3: and then he had to do like a ten percent surgery.

1564
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,920
Speaker 3: And then finally, after years of having like an open

1565
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,400
Speaker 3: ass wound, it healed up.

1566
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 2: No, oh my god, I just put on cyst jeep

1567
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 2: and typed it into Google and pilon idol cyst comes

1568
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,679
Speaker 2: up like it's WebMD. There's like a picture of one.

1569
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 3: Yes, a lot of people in World War two got

1570
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 3: pile ninl sists because the jeep hopping up and bumping

1571
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 3: up and down on those you know, on those roads

1572
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:42,879
Speaker 3: in Germany.

1573
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:45,720
Speaker 4: Uh oh, made their asses flare up.

1574
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 3: And it's also genetic, like you get it because and

1575
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 3: I had it since I was a little kid.

1576
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,599
Speaker 2: So but no, it is a cave and there could

1577
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,920
Speaker 2: be hair in it. Oh yeah, the hair.

1578
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 4: So I had to get my skin. I had to

1579
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 4: get it.

1580
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:00,479
Speaker 2: Was there a hair in it? It was his twin?

1581
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh no, I hate this.

1582
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 1: Okay, final thought, what are those twins called?

1583
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 2: Wait? Can wet you go back and hear about your

1584
01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:16,640
Speaker 2: eighteen eighteen hundred dollars laser on you?

1585
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:19,120
Speaker 1: Did I hear that right, I got that. I was exaggerating.

1586
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: It's like twelve hundred Is it taratoma? What is that

1587
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,120
Speaker 1: thing called when they find like a dead twin in you're.

1588
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 2: Let me hear about your twelve hundred dollars laser?

1589
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 1: Okay, now, yeah, okay, but wait, have you heard of tarotomas? No,

1590
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 1: it's when people are like, something's bothering me and then

1591
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: they look in their stomach and they're like there's a

1592
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:40,760
Speaker 1: full set of teeth and a bunch of hair. Yeah, yeah,

1593
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,920
Speaker 1: your twin that you didn't know you had. Okay, well,

1594
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:46,840
Speaker 1: I never cracksle laser. The other day, In case you're

1595
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:49,519
Speaker 1: wondering why I look strange and like I survived a

1596
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:53,040
Speaker 1: house fire, look at this without the ring light. Look

1597
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:56,799
Speaker 1: at can you see I have so much weird stuff

1598
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 1: on my face.

1599
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 2: That's just that looks the same as when I get

1600
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:03,479
Speaker 2: micron Oh really, yeah, I look pretty burnt when.

1601
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, I think it's like twelve hundred dollars

1602
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,600
Speaker 1: that you get it done once a year and it

1603
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 1: just keeps things even and fresh and new. But it

1604
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 1: is it hurt ah, yeah, but not terrible. The radio

1605
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,160
Speaker 1: freaking on my pro needling is the worst I did

1606
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:25,280
Speaker 1: get numbed up. Doesn't seem to do much, but it must.

1607
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:27,599
Speaker 1: She did do a weird thing at the end where

1608
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 1: she's like, before I start this, I'm going to give

1609
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,479
Speaker 1: you some Valtrex. I'm like why, and she's like, they

1610
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,840
Speaker 1: give you val cold stort. I'm like no. She's like,

1611
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 1: you've never had a cold store in your life. I'm

1612
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:40,320
Speaker 1: like no. She's like, Anya, do you have a history

1613
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,519
Speaker 1: of cold sort? I'm like no, and then she goes,

1614
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 1: you've never had a cold sort in your life, like

1615
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 1: weirdly aggressive. I was like, I have not, but it's

1616
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: it's fun you haven't. I'm on her own side. I

1617
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,240
Speaker 1: did not break out, and it's fine. But yeah, she

1618
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,680
Speaker 1: shamed me for that, but for.

1619
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:01,320
Speaker 2: Not having one. Yes, So usually it's the other way.

1620
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 3: Everyone says, yes, I have a cold sore. Then why

1621
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:05,760
Speaker 3: does she even ask the question? If she's so in

1622
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,879
Speaker 3: disbelief that you didn't have one, why would.

1623
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 4: She even ask?

1624
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 3: Oh?

1625
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:12,280
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I was offended when they offered valtrex to

1626
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 2: me for when I got a laser as well, because

1627
01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I got one one time and

1628
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:21,640
Speaker 2: I meditated away. I'm good, but it's such a traumatic

1629
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 2: thing that your body probably creates them because cold stores

1630
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 2: are stress related and your body thinks it's being burned

1631
01:14:30,479 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 2: alive because it is so your body wants to like

1632
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:36,800
Speaker 2: this wasn't the kind that you have to like put

1633
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 2: straps down and they have to like buckle you to

1634
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 2: your seat. No, but I definitely your body will fight.

1635
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: I was like like making a lot of noises and

1636
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:45,240
Speaker 1: fidgeting a lot.

1637
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 2: It was like involuntari. Yeah stuff, Yeah.

1638
01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: But it was over pretty fast. It is insane to

1639
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: do though. You're just lying there going what am I doing?

1640
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,599
Speaker 1: I'm burning myself alive?

1641
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:55,559
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1642
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:57,000
Speaker 3: Right?

1643
01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:58,800
Speaker 5: What you did that too?

1644
01:14:58,880 --> 01:14:59,000
Speaker 1: Right?

1645
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 2: I remember when we were I did one. I don't

1646
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:03,679
Speaker 2: remember exactly what it was. It's the kind that makes

1647
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 2: you look like you know those cartoons or like I

1648
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 2: guess it would not cartoons, but drawings from the nineteen

1649
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,040
Speaker 2: fifties that have every person has like a dot, like

1650
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,519
Speaker 2: they're f filled with dots, like they're almost comic book

1651
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 2: type things. You look like that, you look like you

1652
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 2: have like a grid on your face, so it's a

1653
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,960
Speaker 2: grid like whatever that was. I did that and they

1654
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,720
Speaker 2: had just they had to bell crowe my hands to

1655
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:28,760
Speaker 2: the sides. Of the chair and hold me down and

1656
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,680
Speaker 2: keep They put these things in your eyes so that

1657
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:35,200
Speaker 2: you don't poss almost open your eyes like there's plastic

1658
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 2: in your eyes. It's like a contact lens that has

1659
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:40,160
Speaker 2: a little flap sticking out so that you because if

1660
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 2: this word to get anywhere near your eye, you'd be

1661
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:45,519
Speaker 2: blind forever and over. And also because your body said

1662
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:47,920
Speaker 2: this before, your body thinks it's being lit on fire,

1663
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:52,920
Speaker 2: and it no matter what your logical brain thinks, thinking

1664
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:55,599
Speaker 2: oh this is fine, I'm paid for this and there's

1665
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:59,040
Speaker 2: a doctor in the room, your body will supersede that

1666
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 2: and say we need to sprint into a you need

1667
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,240
Speaker 2: to find a body of water, and so you need

1668
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:06,519
Speaker 2: to be held down because your body will try to

1669
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:11,120
Speaker 2: run because it thinks it's being burned. Gives your self

1670
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 2: esteem actually less.

1671
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 6: That's happened to me when I've gotten my lips done

1672
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:21,120
Speaker 6: and they numbed my lips right, so when they stuck

1673
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,840
Speaker 6: the needle in, I couldn't feel it, but all of

1674
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,840
Speaker 6: a sudden my heart started racing right. I was like,

1675
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,800
Speaker 6: oh my god, my body knows that trauma and this

1676
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:31,040
Speaker 6: is why I will never get my wisdom teeth removed

1677
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:32,400
Speaker 6: I'm way too scared.

1678
01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:38,200
Speaker 1: Really, that's the most amazing sound is hearing someone use

1679
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:44,639
Speaker 1: pliers and pull out your wisdom teeth. It's crazy for it. Oh,

1680
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:47,000
Speaker 1: I was awake. I was just like, what is happening

1681
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 1: right now?

1682
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,839
Speaker 2: Well, I hate the sound of your lips being injected.

1683
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:52,960
Speaker 2: I hate when I can hear you know. I was

1684
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:54,800
Speaker 2: getting PRP on my scalp when I thought it was

1685
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,559
Speaker 2: losing all my hair, and so they would like inject

1686
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 2: my own blood that they whipped around in a machine

1687
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:01,080
Speaker 2: back into my scalp, and each time it would I

1688
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 2: hate that sound. It was like thousands of and I

1689
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 2: was so grossed out that I put on noise canceling

1690
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:10,280
Speaker 2: headphones and listen to my own stand up no I was.

1691
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,479
Speaker 2: I was going no, no, no, no the whole time because

1692
01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 2: I couldn't stand it. It was such a horrible sound.

1693
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:17,639
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't. That's an interesting thing, I bet, Anya,

1694
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,679
Speaker 2: because you're an HSP thirty five or whatever. I bet

1695
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,760
Speaker 2: that is why a fraxle laser still hurts when you

1696
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:28,320
Speaker 2: get numb, because you are more in tune not with

1697
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:31,080
Speaker 2: your logical brain but with your like your boy, what

1698
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:34,200
Speaker 2: your body is feeling. So your body, despite being numbs

1699
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:36,840
Speaker 2: still knows it's under attack, and you're so in tune

1700
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:40,519
Speaker 2: with that little voice that it still registers as hurting

1701
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 2: because there's no reason it should hurt if you're numbed up.

1702
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:48,400
Speaker 1: Oh so hurts. I mean, although I've had people tell

1703
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,519
Speaker 1: me like, I have a very high threshold for.

1704
01:17:50,479 --> 01:17:56,880
Speaker 4: Pain, Yeah I don't. I have a very high threshold

1705
01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:57,200
Speaker 4: for pain.

1706
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,240
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone's ever been told they have a

1707
01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:01,559
Speaker 2: low threshold for because everyone I know thinks they have

1708
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,920
Speaker 2: a high threshold for pain, including myself. Now I think

1709
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:06,080
Speaker 2: does anyone out there think that they have a low

1710
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,719
Speaker 2: threshold for pain? Or ever been told by a doctor, wow,

1711
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:12,640
Speaker 2: you're because my lasts like to get a massage and

1712
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:14,400
Speaker 2: they're like you're tight, and you're like, oh, thank you

1713
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:15,599
Speaker 2: because it makes you feel cool.

1714
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 1: Well, I know during times of my cycle, I'm much

1715
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,920
Speaker 1: more sensitive to pain, And like when I used to

1716
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:24,840
Speaker 1: get bikini waxes, the girls would be like are you pmsaying?

1717
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:28,200
Speaker 1: Because you're really flinching a lot, you know, because the

1718
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: week before I think you can be very sensitive.

1719
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,240
Speaker 2: And isn't that right lined up with emotional pain? Like

1720
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:36,240
Speaker 2: how we think these two aren't connected is insane to me.

1721
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:40,240
Speaker 2: Anyone that doesn't think physical pain is emotion related to

1722
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:43,519
Speaker 2: your emotions, because before your period, you're crying a lot more.

1723
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:46,080
Speaker 2: I like rosebud Baker's pregnant right now and she has

1724
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,880
Speaker 2: a new bit that I just saw yesterday and she's like,

1725
01:18:48,439 --> 01:18:51,439
Speaker 2: the only difference with being pregnant is that I just

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01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 2: cry all the time. I cry about anything. And she's like,

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01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,599
Speaker 2: and men are She was like, I just love it's

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01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 2: a superpower because now I can make men nervous all

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01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:04,120
Speaker 2: the time because I'm crying constantly and they're always scared

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Speaker 2: of me. And it was it's I thought that was

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01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 2: an interesting part of like being pregnant, is that you

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01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:12,360
Speaker 2: just would cry all the time. And that's I'm like,

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01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 2: I should get pregnant because I'm looking for ways to

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01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,280
Speaker 2: cry more and I just don't know how cry more

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Speaker 2: and plan again. I really want to be able to

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01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,360
Speaker 2: get it out. How do you guys cry? I know

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01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 2: I've asked this literally a billion times, but like, I

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01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,639
Speaker 2: wish I could just sit on my bed and get

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01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 2: it out.

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01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wouldn't worry about it.

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01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:35,760
Speaker 2: It'll happen, no, because it ends up me eating in

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01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,759
Speaker 2: the middle of the night instead of it or yelling

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01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 2: at someone or hating myself. If I cry, like everything

1744
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:46,120
Speaker 2: gets like balanced, it's an easy way to cry on

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01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,639
Speaker 2: the reg I would be so happy and.

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Speaker 4: Right, I don't know.

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01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:54,040
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I don't know either pretty easily

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01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 3: and but but I know the cry you're talking about,

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01:19:56,479 --> 01:19:59,280
Speaker 3: like when it's building up and everything's just piling on

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01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,719
Speaker 3: and every everything so stressful, and then you're going insane.

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Speaker 3: You're feeling no choice. It's like an organ all of

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01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:08,720
Speaker 3: a sudden. I'll do that, and I'll also start laughing psychotically.

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01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:12,880
Speaker 3: I think sometimes laughing psychotically also does the same thing

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01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,280
Speaker 3: as the crying, and that you can definitely force.

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01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:20,920
Speaker 2: Okay, my actual my somatic therapist taught me a cool

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01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,959
Speaker 2: move to get emotions out or to like get yourself

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01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 2: out of a state of feeling anxiety. You stand up

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01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 2: and you just rush your hands back and forth, almost

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01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 2: like you're skiing down a hill, you know, like up

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01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:35,519
Speaker 2: and down, and then you bend over as you're going down,

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01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:38,639
Speaker 2: and you back up again, and you hold water bottles

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01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:40,360
Speaker 2: in your hands. Something with a little bit of weight

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01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:43,200
Speaker 2: could really help and just keep jerking almost like you

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01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,320
Speaker 2: you know, remember that one time, Anya, when I told

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01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:48,120
Speaker 2: us to like beat a pillow, yes, like over and over,

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01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,519
Speaker 2: just take a billow and just thrash it into the couch,

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01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 2: like that could help. So maybe I'll do that because

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01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,599
Speaker 2: that would probably stir up some emotions and get them out.

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01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 2: But I feel like I just need, I just need

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01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:01,880
Speaker 2: to talk about what I'm going through and then tears

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01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:04,040
Speaker 2: start coming out. But I don't think I does get

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01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,879
Speaker 2: asked enough about what's going on by why Because.

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Speaker 1: I voicemails for a friend and we do it all

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01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:12,120
Speaker 1: day long to each other and there's no judgment. It's

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01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,479
Speaker 1: like you can leave as many as you want.

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01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:15,799
Speaker 2: Well, I have that, but I don't. I get annoy.

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01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 2: I don't want a girl's chat. If I cry it

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01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 2: every time, it would just be like you guys would

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01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:21,400
Speaker 2: go like, oh Jesus.

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01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 1: No, we wouldn't. It's cathartic. It probably helps somebody else.

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01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:25,960
Speaker 1: But I the other day was doing it. I was

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01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 1: in a totally good mood and I was just talking

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01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,479
Speaker 1: about stuff and then I was like, I'm gonna dig

1784
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:33,800
Speaker 1: a little harder with that one, and like started uncovering

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01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,439
Speaker 1: stuff and then out of nowhere. I just started crying

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01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I had no idea. I

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01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:40,040
Speaker 1: was even upset about this thing.

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01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:45,360
Speaker 2: It's like when I've buried being constipated. I had no idea. Yeah,

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01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:46,280
Speaker 2: pulled out.

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01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:49,679
Speaker 1: With a little breary.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, we gotta go. But we have podcasts next

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01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:57,160
Speaker 2: week from Europe. We are in Europe right now, but

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01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:59,120
Speaker 2: we've pre recorded these because we wanted to do the

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01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:01,760
Speaker 2: first week just without having to do podcasts. But we

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01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,080
Speaker 2: will be live from well, you know, as live as

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Speaker 2: we can be from Europe next week. Remotely can't wait

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01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,720
Speaker 2: to do it. We'll be well, Ania and I will

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01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:11,479
Speaker 2: be together in the same room. Chris will probably be

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Speaker 2: joining us for many of those, and I'm looking forward

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Speaker 2: to it. Thank you guys so much for listening to

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01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 2: the podcast. As always, we'll see you next week. And

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01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:24,639
Speaker 2: does anyone else want to take this to digitus as.

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01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 4: I can't digit start crying?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just do it.