1
00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:09,120
Speaker 1: How's how are things now that the Magical Fascist Tours

2
00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:10,920
Speaker 1: made it stop into your neck of the woods.

3
00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,960
Speaker 2: You know what we're driving out here, Doug. Yeah, my neighborhood.

4
00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,720
Speaker 2: We're just everybody's looking over their shoulders. I realized I

5
00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,280
Speaker 2: got to be smiling at everybody in the neighborhood. I'm

6
00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:28,000
Speaker 2: not an undercover. I swear rapidly gentrifying neighborhoods. Put this

7
00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,720
Speaker 2: in the fucking pod, bitch.

8
00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,360
Speaker 1: Yeah right here.

9
00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:35,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's yeah, it's because when you're in a

10
00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,599
Speaker 2: rapidly gentrifying Latino neighborhood, you look like the cops if

11
00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,320
Speaker 2: you don't look like them. So I'm literally smiling today.

12
00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,360
Speaker 2: I was getting my battery changed and my watch at

13
00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:50,800
Speaker 2: my local jewelers, and I was like, hey, hey, hey, I'm.

14
00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:52,680
Speaker 1: No funck shit going on.

15
00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,240
Speaker 2: Here, no fuck shit going on here. Yeah. So yeah,

16
00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,800
Speaker 2: it's it's tense everywhere.

17
00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's exactly.

18
00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,080
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like the government shut down, so he

19
00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,600
Speaker 2: is hoping these fulls clock out.

20
00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,240
Speaker 1: It was interesting that like even it's affecting their ability

21
00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,240
Speaker 1: to do social media. I was reading because like they

22
00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,280
Speaker 1: had to like kind of they have like a troll

23
00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,440
Speaker 1: like they have some department of people that they eat

24
00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:15,200
Speaker 1: apartment of trolls. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's just like, oh something,

25
00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,399
Speaker 1: we are going to have to kind of take a

26
00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:21,800
Speaker 1: break tone it down. Yeah. Yeah. It's affect everybody anyway.

27
00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,800
Speaker 1: But Chicago's seemed to be good overall.

28
00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

29
00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:24,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

30
00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,880
Speaker 2: The weather's nice right now.

31
00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,199
Speaker 1: Oh yeah weather.

32
00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's eighty degrees every day.

33
00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,080
Speaker 1: No like that. It's not even fair.

34
00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,399
Speaker 2: I mean, I love it because I'm miss California heat

35
00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,440
Speaker 2: so and I was so busy that by the time

36
00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,360
Speaker 2: all of my out of state work was done, which

37
00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:45,360
Speaker 2: was on what Saturday, I really was anticipating ugly weather

38
00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,440
Speaker 2: and it's it should be about seventy right now, yeah,

39
00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,880
Speaker 2: and it's not. So I'm selfishly I'm happy there.

40
00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,560
Speaker 3: You go, best place and time in the country to

41
00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,520
Speaker 3: be a Chicago. When it's warm out, I feel.

42
00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,400
Speaker 2: Like, shoot, man, that's nice. It's like perfect warm when

43
00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,200
Speaker 2: it's eighty. I mean to me, there's people that are like,

44
00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:06,000
Speaker 2: I hate it here. They're not used to even ninety.

45
00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,320
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, you cowards, yeah.

46
00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,200
Speaker 1: Because it wasn't it didn't you get like that earlier

47
00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,280
Speaker 1: this year and it was fucking people up because they're like.

48
00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:18,160
Speaker 2: You might hate it to hear everyone's just traumatized. I

49
00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,560
Speaker 2: mean I grew up in Illinois frequently, like every summer

50
00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,240
Speaker 2: we got to be one hundred degrees or more. I

51
00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,880
Speaker 2: felt like we were used to both sides of this.

52
00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,560
Speaker 2: Well that's not how they act anymore, because very fucking

53
00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,360
Speaker 2: are everywhere you go, and the acis cranking. I hate it.

54
00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,440
Speaker 1: So it's, oh, you don't like AC.

55
00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,160
Speaker 2: Fuck No, I mean I do. It's like I'm in

56
00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,640
Speaker 2: the house, I'm not doing anything, the house is sweltering out,

57
00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,320
Speaker 2: turning the ace on, keep a nice temperature. But like

58
00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,480
Speaker 2: when you just go to fucking go eat a meal

59
00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,120
Speaker 2: and it's fucking emergency room temperature in there.

60
00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,800
Speaker 1: Fuck that right. I hate that.

61
00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:56,120
Speaker 3: You're talking to Miss California Heat nineteen. Yeah, my favorite,

62
00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,639
Speaker 3: my favorite pageant.

63
00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,720
Speaker 2: Oh what a sick freak QR.

64
00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,800
Speaker 1: Jack. I'm a fucking sick of He's just into the

65
00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:08,040
Speaker 1: most esoteric pageants because they have to wear sandals, you know,

66
00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,600
Speaker 1: and so you get to see the feet there. You go,

67
00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:15,840
Speaker 1: all right, well, sweaty, thanks for stopping by, Marcella.

68
00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:25,840
Speaker 3: Thank you am, good night, good night, speed, Hello the Internet,

69
00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,280
Speaker 3: and welcome to season four.

70
00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,959
Speaker 1: A wait episode five. Guys.

71
00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,239
Speaker 3: It's a production of iHeart Radio is the podcast where

72
00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,560
Speaker 3: we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And

73
00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,880
Speaker 3: it's Friday, October third.

74
00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:43,600
Speaker 2: Day tonight.

75
00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,240
Speaker 1: It's National Body Language Day, National doesn't really Exist, National

76
00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:58,520
Speaker 1: Manufacturing Day, and National Techies Day, National boy frame Day. Wow,

77
00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,000
Speaker 1: this is a real dud of a day, y'all. Sorry

78
00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,720
Speaker 1: about that. This Friday. Let's just let's let's indulge your

79
00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:03,400
Speaker 1: boyfriend day.

80
00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,600
Speaker 2: You guys boyfriend Yeah, you guys are haters because you're

81
00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,120
Speaker 2: not boyfriends anymore, that's right.

82
00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, not boyfriend material because I'm married.

83
00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:17,799
Speaker 2: I got a boyfriend. Okay, I got a date friend.

84
00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:18,960
Speaker 1: I gotta do with me.

85
00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,440
Speaker 2: I got a man.

86
00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,240
Speaker 1: I love that song. I'm trying to hear you know,

87
00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,080
Speaker 1: like that was his voice.

88
00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,280
Speaker 2: Yes, isn't that crazy?

89
00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,200
Speaker 1: What? Yeah?

90
00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:30,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was his voice.

91
00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just pitched it.

92
00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:36,080
Speaker 3: I got a man, same teenage dirt bag when it

93
00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:41,719
Speaker 3: comes in, I got it, gets stupid made bitter maiden.

94
00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:48,000
Speaker 1: I think I'm just a tean age. That was a

95
00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,200
Speaker 1: little bit more believable, but wow, I got a man

96
00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,640
Speaker 1: so positive.

97
00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,520
Speaker 2: Wrapping a it was like it has a strangeness to

98
00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,599
Speaker 2: it that I couldn't put put together when I was young,

99
00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,320
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, it's.

100
00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,840
Speaker 3: The same person rap right.

101
00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,159
Speaker 2: Why it was weird?

102
00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,600
Speaker 1: Well, I was today's years old when I just.

103
00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,840
Speaker 2: You didn't know. It's national Miles learned some shit.

104
00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

105
00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,000
Speaker 1: Also have the like Doctor Dre.

106
00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,359
Speaker 3: Anytime he's on a track, it's just the other person

107
00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,320
Speaker 3: on the track writing his rhymes for him.

108
00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:14,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

109
00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,279
Speaker 3: Times, so it's like, why is Doctor Drey suddenly rapped

110
00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:18,400
Speaker 3: like eminem Right?

111
00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,039
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you want you want to do

112
00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,560
Speaker 1: a track? He's like, fuck, you mean you want me

113
00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,400
Speaker 1: to do your homework.

114
00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's another reason I don't like that I got

115
00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,360
Speaker 2: a mean song is because I'm like, oh, another time

116
00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,760
Speaker 2: a woman could have been used and you guys said.

117
00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,320
Speaker 1: Nah, no, we better not.

118
00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,640
Speaker 2: I'd rather be Kyle carry and put on a way.

119
00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,760
Speaker 1: You know they probably did. They're like they're like, we'll

120
00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,480
Speaker 1: have your homegirl who did the vocals like she was

121
00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,760
Speaker 1: trying to ask for money and ship.

122
00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was annoying.

123
00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,640
Speaker 1: You want to respect by let me get in the

124
00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,159
Speaker 1: booth watch this. I got a man. I just fixed

125
00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,920
Speaker 1: that up. Yeah, yeah, I got.

126
00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:47,279
Speaker 2: I mean.

127
00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:51,640
Speaker 3: My name is Jack O'Brien aka my government nearly shut

128
00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:56,640
Speaker 3: down in a drug fire after mass shooting. That one

129
00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,880
Speaker 3: courtesy of pluck Rony on the Discord, and I'm thrilled

130
00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,960
Speaker 3: to be joined as always, so many good drops here.

131
00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,320
Speaker 3: I hope we're catching all these as always by my

132
00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,320
Speaker 3: co host, mister Miles Its Miles Dragga.

133
00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm fucking all these spider webs and now nichol and

134
00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:17,000
Speaker 1: will not call me back. Shout out to Christiamacucci Mane

135
00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,599
Speaker 1: on that one, we're talking about, what's what's Keith Urban

136
00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,920
Speaker 1: up to? You know what I mean? Is he here

137
00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,080
Speaker 1: to fuck spiders? Is he fucking spiders? Is that? What's

138
00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,880
Speaker 1: all this? What's is he fucking the guitarist? We don't know,

139
00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,240
Speaker 1: must be what's happening. But a lot of people were

140
00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,240
Speaker 1: posting memes. They're like, oh, Nicole Kimmer just went through

141
00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,839
Speaker 1: a divorce. It's like she's about to clap back like

142
00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,240
Speaker 1: the way she did after Tom Cruise. What does she

143
00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,240
Speaker 1: do after Tom Cruise? It's just like a.

144
00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,880
Speaker 2: Glory Yeah, yeah, yeah.

145
00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,599
Speaker 1: She was looking yeah, yeah. Everyone she was like, oh,

146
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,640
Speaker 1: she's been looking pretty good. She danced in a.

147
00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,000
Speaker 2: Park and Loss says she danced in a parking lot.

148
00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,360
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, I don't remember, right. Yeah, that is a

149
00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,680
Speaker 3: famous clip. I've heard people refer to it as a

150
00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:56,760
Speaker 3: famous clip that I was not.

151
00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:05,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and her fucking Anne Taylor off gear. You guys

152
00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,920
Speaker 2: couldn't see it at home, but I was doing a

153
00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,480
Speaker 2: little dance.

154
00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, her pants in the AMC video are very like

155
00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,320
Speaker 3: her pants. Oh my god, don't you remember.

156
00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,880
Speaker 2: Ellen Strickland Williams. Sorry, I'm cutting you off. There's no

157
00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:25,680
Speaker 2: way that's interesting. Alan Alan Stricklan Williams was like, of course,

158
00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,200
Speaker 2: I can believe Nicole Kidman's divorce. She went to the

159
00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:36,080
Speaker 2: movies all those times by herself. She gave the right

160
00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,200
Speaker 2: person because I wasn't thinking about that.

161
00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,400
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh yeahs do look at her pants? Do

162
00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,560
Speaker 1: look ant Taylor lot though?

163
00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,640
Speaker 2: Very two thousands, very shimmering, funky.

164
00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,160
Speaker 1: That had to be.

165
00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,120
Speaker 2: That had to be some fashion designer.

166
00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,720
Speaker 1: That's Nicole Kimmening pulling up a non Taylor loft.

167
00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,040
Speaker 2: That was just me being a racist bitch.

168
00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,840
Speaker 3: Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third seat. Yeah. Sure,

169
00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,440
Speaker 3: the listeners are on the edge of their seat not

170
00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,080
Speaker 3: knowing who is.

171
00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:07,480
Speaker 1: One of one of your favorite guests. Who's that is

172
00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,040
Speaker 1: such a good impression of our listeners.

173
00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,640
Speaker 3: Writer actor one of the funniest stand up comedians doing it.

174
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,120
Speaker 3: It has an incredible stand up special called Bitsch Grow

175
00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,800
Speaker 3: Up that you need to go watch on. We used

176
00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,280
Speaker 3: to say on Max it's back to go watch it

177
00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,680
Speaker 3: on HBO Max. You can also see.

178
00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,920
Speaker 2: Her HBO go max it.

179
00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,400
Speaker 3: You know, come on is who's the guest?

180
00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,840
Speaker 1: Who could it be? You can see her on a

181
00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,559
Speaker 1: stage near you. Go check her website. It's the hilarious,

182
00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,200
Speaker 1: the talented Marcela Or.

183
00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,600
Speaker 2: I don't have a song. I don't want to riff

184
00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,240
Speaker 2: one because I smoked a little weed before and I

185
00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,720
Speaker 2: don't know what's going to come out.

186
00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,080
Speaker 1: Of my mouth.

187
00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:53,360
Speaker 3: You've been riffing songs the whole time. I don't Sorry, I.

188
00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:58,000
Speaker 2: Can't do a lyrical miracle, Yeah, miracle lyrically.

189
00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,400
Speaker 1: Or Mario Andretti fear Oh.

190
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,040
Speaker 2: I went to the sphere and I saw the Wizard

191
00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,000
Speaker 2: of oz Oh.

192
00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:03,800
Speaker 1: You saw this ship?

193
00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was both cool and uncool at the same time,

194
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,280
Speaker 2: both cool and uncool.

195
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:09,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

196
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,400
Speaker 1: We saw the clips and we're like, I mean, seeing

197
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,240
Speaker 1: anything in there has got to be fucking wild. But

198
00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,320
Speaker 1: then seeing like the other parts that were just kind

199
00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,680
Speaker 1: of like this looks kind of like shit.

200
00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,440
Speaker 2: There was there were some parts that you were like

201
00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,079
Speaker 2: I paid money for this.

202
00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,800
Speaker 1: Wait that? Yeah, what had you like that the first

203
00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,200
Speaker 1: what was the first moment you were like wait, wait

204
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:28,960
Speaker 1: at the.

205
00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,960
Speaker 2: First moment, but the moment where I was like this

206
00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,240
Speaker 2: is too far because I had popped a couple of

207
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,600
Speaker 2: things had popped up. Yeah, but there was like a guy,

208
00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:38,480
Speaker 2: there was like people. I'm sure that's one of the

209
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,600
Speaker 2: clips that's online. There's like people at the bottom of

210
00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,040
Speaker 2: the screen, but the bottom of the screen is right

211
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,640
Speaker 2: in front of I mean, everything is right in front

212
00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:47,000
Speaker 2: of you. Yeah, there's like AI people, digital people that

213
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:51,400
Speaker 2: it's like you guys, CGI exists, Like you couldn't do

214
00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:56,200
Speaker 2: a blend of assortment of making a person right. It

215
00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,800
Speaker 2: looks like it looks like my nephew could probably draw

216
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:04,160
Speaker 2: some better. It was so it was like they got

217
00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,199
Speaker 2: people that do not know how to actually describe human

218
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,200
Speaker 2: beings well, and it was like robot and you're like,

219
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,160
Speaker 2: why would you just cut it out? I didn't even

220
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,040
Speaker 2: need it. It's filler. Put a bush there for God's sake.

221
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,120
Speaker 2: That was the one that really pissed me off. Was

222
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,760
Speaker 2: this I was like, I don't need to look at

223
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,920
Speaker 2: that because you know, some of the flowers and ship

224
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,520
Speaker 2: like it's easy to replicate with AI, but the whole

225
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:30,360
Speaker 2: person that doesn't exist. Oh my god. It was so anyways,

226
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,960
Speaker 2: was like the tornado and the because when the tornado happened,

227
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,240
Speaker 2: it looks like every people like there's garbage being thrown

228
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:40,040
Speaker 2: at you. It's actually like leaves, like tiny paper leaves,

229
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,800
Speaker 2: and they're so cute. I saved one.

230
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,200
Speaker 3: That's much better than garbage.

231
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,720
Speaker 2: Way better than garbage.

232
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,920
Speaker 1: It's a keepsake that is cute.

233
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,040
Speaker 2: It was very cute. And then the apples that came

234
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,400
Speaker 2: out of the sky. You know, people really were waiting

235
00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,200
Speaker 2: for that. I didn't really I didn't know shit about this.

236
00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,520
Speaker 2: I just saw the hilarious clips and I was like,

237
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,480
Speaker 2: I'm down. My friend since she was going, I said,

238
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,599
Speaker 2: I'm in. I want to do something. You got to

239
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,640
Speaker 2: see it at ten in the morning.

240
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,840
Speaker 1: You know, Wow, I don't.

241
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,679
Speaker 3: Remember the apples part from Wizard Yea.

242
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,200
Speaker 2: The apple there's a little like like like I don't

243
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,760
Speaker 2: want to come plush. They're like fell to apples. They

244
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,520
Speaker 2: come out of the sky because there's a point where

245
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:23,760
Speaker 2: the tree shakes and drops apples in the movie. And yeah,

246
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,240
Speaker 2: and so they make this huge tree. It looks really cool.

247
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,560
Speaker 2: I mean the the the nature aspects of the of

248
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,520
Speaker 2: how they extended and made it, you know, bigger. That

249
00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,760
Speaker 2: was really cool. You're like, well, and I took an edible,

250
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,319
Speaker 2: so I was really into it.

251
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,240
Speaker 1: And that ship, Yeah, it was.

252
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,240
Speaker 2: It was great. In fact, there was a lady. Oh

253
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,920
Speaker 2: my god, the fucking but the getting to your seats

254
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:48,640
Speaker 2: is crazy. It's so steep. Yeah, I actually like hit

255
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,120
Speaker 2: like I as soon as I walked and I was

256
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,280
Speaker 2: like whoa, And I went back like, oh my god,

257
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:56,280
Speaker 2: like this is like legit a frightening experiences to walk

258
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,760
Speaker 2: down to your seat. And then there we were not

259
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,360
Speaker 2: right next to the aisles, two ladies and then us.

260
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,440
Speaker 2: And when everyone got up to leave, everyone like rushed out,

261
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,520
Speaker 2: you know, we were We were not in a rush

262
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,040
Speaker 2: because I was like, I'm not trying to stumble her

263
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,720
Speaker 2: and fumble. Yeah, big ass fucking feet I have through

264
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,000
Speaker 2: these narrow little like I can't. It's got to be

265
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,360
Speaker 2: so uncomfortable for so many different types of people to

266
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,840
Speaker 2: be in there. And uh so we were like, we're

267
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,280
Speaker 2: not a rush. And then the ladies next to us

268
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,440
Speaker 2: were like, are you guys in a Rushian We're like, oh,

269
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,320
Speaker 2: we're not in a rush, and the lady was like, yeah,

270
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,000
Speaker 2: these these it's like really dizzying.

271
00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:27,679
Speaker 3: You know.

272
00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:30,400
Speaker 2: And I'm I'm you know, I'm older, and I go, yeah,

273
00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm on edibles.

274
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,240
Speaker 1: We're also not in a rush, and she was like

275
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,520
Speaker 1: an equivalent and she.

276
00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:40,040
Speaker 2: Goes, oh my god, my son told me that I

277
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,320
Speaker 2: should take some before I came here, and I said, no, no,

278
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,360
Speaker 2: that's going to be too much.

279
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:48,160
Speaker 1: No, no, the police she fucked up.

280
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,199
Speaker 3: All right, Marcella, we're gonna get to know you a

281
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:50,800
Speaker 3: little bit better.

282
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,440
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't that enough information to back you selfish drink.

283
00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:59,120
Speaker 3: I need more. A couple of things we're talking about.

284
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:05,040
Speaker 3: We're gonna talk about uh, teenage going to Memphis. There's

285
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:09,720
Speaker 3: like a big Memphis PEP rally for fascism, so we'll

286
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:13,720
Speaker 3: talk about that. We'll talk about Pete Hegseth just melting

287
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,959
Speaker 3: down behind the scenes after he fucking bombed in front

288
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,720
Speaker 3: of the most powerful people in the military. He's now

289
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:29,840
Speaker 3: making everybody to everybody do a lie detector tests. Marriage, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

290
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,240
Speaker 3: We'll talk about mainstream comedians being fucking losers, and the

291
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:41,760
Speaker 3: Google AI Trump dementia blackout is not willing to weigh

292
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:46,280
Speaker 3: in on whether whether there's anything going on there that Guley,

293
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,840
Speaker 3: I will give you a fucking answer on anything. There's

294
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,120
Speaker 3: no better way to show there's nothing to see here

295
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:56,560
Speaker 3: than erasing everything.

296
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's plenty more.

297
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,320
Speaker 3: But first, Marcela, we do like to ask our guests,

298
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,920
Speaker 3: what is something from your search history that's revealing about

299
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,360
Speaker 3: who you are?

300
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:11,240
Speaker 2: My search last thing I googled is boat cruises in

301
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,480
Speaker 2: Chicago because the weather is still nice here. It's about

302
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,800
Speaker 2: eight degrees for the next few days, and my friend

303
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,520
Speaker 2: is visiting, so we want to see the architecture and

304
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,720
Speaker 2: maybe some ice agans attacking citizens from a helicopter. What

305
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,800
Speaker 2: is going on? I can't enjoy anything?

306
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? Was that yes last night where they came out

307
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:36,360
Speaker 1: of me. Let's get a little little what there's trendy here? Yeah?

308
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:41,800
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, I said, alwa chiles, Oh.

309
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:46,680
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, they're serving Iowa frescast them.

310
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's the last thing at googles with boat

311
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,600
Speaker 2: cruises because I was like, but I saw that literally

312
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,640
Speaker 2: probably the But within a day of doing that, there

313
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,200
Speaker 2: was that image of the ice agents like doing pr

314
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,000
Speaker 2: for themselves. They're like on the on the Chicago River, like, oh.

315
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:03,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you see that.

316
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,520
Speaker 2: They're like with a camera.

317
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,760
Speaker 3: And it's awful there in the macarena.

318
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. I was like, oh my god, you

319
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:12,520
Speaker 2: can't go.

320
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,520
Speaker 3: Anywhere giving out Halloween candy that was donated. We talked

321
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,760
Speaker 3: about that in the past year, where when you donate

322
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:24,400
Speaker 3: Halloween candy it goes to the US military, Like they're

323
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,440
Speaker 3: like the US military is like care packages, but what

324
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,840
Speaker 3: they actually do is use it to like bribe the locals.

325
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, foreign countries and now probably in our country.

326
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

327
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean they've been bribing children in our country. Yeah,

328
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,720
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, how else do you plant crack

329
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,720
Speaker 2: on a father? You know what I mean? Sure, you know,

330
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,720
Speaker 2: just a little trick rou your little swip swap.

331
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,160
Speaker 1: It's pretty easy sip swaps.

332
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,840
Speaker 3: Been bribing me since g I Joe.

333
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,360
Speaker 1: It was like the first thing that.

334
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:55,200
Speaker 2: I liked, which brings me to what I find underrated.

335
00:15:55,480 --> 00:16:00,280
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, great transition, great transition line because what I

336
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:04,080
Speaker 2: really irritated with because nowadays, when you buy stuff, it's

337
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,320
Speaker 2: just you get stuff whatever. There was a time where

338
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,600
Speaker 2: there'd be so many freebies. There'd be so many free

339
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,400
Speaker 2: items with the purchase, whether think of cereal boxes with

340
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,640
Speaker 2: an actual toy inside, idea like maybe a sticker, right,

341
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:21,200
Speaker 2: But there was always some some giveaway. There was we used,

342
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,200
Speaker 2: we used to have and from the fucking origins of

343
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,920
Speaker 2: giving of selling crap, people were always giving shit away.

344
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,120
Speaker 2: And we have finally gotten to the point where you

345
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,480
Speaker 2: rarely see that. So you're not getting something cool, something extra,

346
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,160
Speaker 2: something to play with, even even happy meals. Remember when

347
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,920
Speaker 2: we had happy meals as children. Yeah, the happy meal

348
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,080
Speaker 2: box was a toy in itself. You could there had

349
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,080
Speaker 2: like you know, the little perforated shit and it would

350
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,400
Speaker 2: have shape bar and yeah, you would have a barn

351
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,520
Speaker 2: door and you could play with the toy fully in

352
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:55,000
Speaker 2: it and immerse yourself in the little cardboard toy. And

353
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,000
Speaker 2: then if you had like siblings or a group, there

354
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,160
Speaker 2: was eras where they would make it were like, oh

355
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,240
Speaker 2: they all connected if you did this one thing, and

356
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,440
Speaker 2: you can you can build a mansion or whatever. And

357
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,440
Speaker 2: we and then and then what happened. Then we got

358
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,879
Speaker 2: the points, they got the fucking Pepsi points and the

359
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,520
Speaker 2: Marble miles and That's when companies really started being like, wait,

360
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,000
Speaker 2: this is how much people are willing to spend for

361
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:17,760
Speaker 2: free crap.

362
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:18,639
Speaker 3: Oooo.

363
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,320
Speaker 2: Let's fucking see how far we can take this. And

364
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,359
Speaker 2: now we're in a position where nobody gets free nothing. Ever.

365
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,439
Speaker 1: Ever, I remember esday lad Man free with your sixty

366
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,440
Speaker 1: dollars purchase of landscape.

367
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,800
Speaker 2: Bag, four or five items, you can get a lot

368
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,440
Speaker 2: of items.

369
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,159
Speaker 3: I was living off of the cool water free samples

370
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,200
Speaker 3: that you would get. Like my friend lived near a

371
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,520
Speaker 3: book store. You just go through there. You never had

372
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,960
Speaker 3: to buy cologne. You just got like as many free samples.

373
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,640
Speaker 1: I was writing, there was an error for like two years,

374
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,440
Speaker 1: I was wearing Nautica Sport cologne, all samples. I never

375
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,000
Speaker 1: I just re upped at them all every time. Yeah.

376
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,880
Speaker 2: And it's also like, yeah, because you were too young

377
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,919
Speaker 2: to be buying a bottle of cologne anyway, exactly right.

378
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,160
Speaker 2: You know, it's like, no, it's training you to eventually

379
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,840
Speaker 2: be that consumer. But I hate this thing where like

380
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,960
Speaker 2: everyone is expected to consume high quality all the time

381
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,359
Speaker 2: at five years old or whatever, soon as a kid

382
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,920
Speaker 2: can get a phone. It's fucking it's so it's really

383
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,639
Speaker 2: taking the fun. I realized. I'm like, why is this

384
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,520
Speaker 2: not fun to shop anymore? Because it used to be

385
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,120
Speaker 2: even not that too many years ago. If the pandemic

386
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,640
Speaker 2: shut that shit down, But you can go to Sepphorta

387
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,000
Speaker 2: also wherever whatever be sort okay, they get a sample

388
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,120
Speaker 2: of this even like you could ask them to try

389
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,480
Speaker 2: something that's in the story. They don't do that shit anymore.

390
00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:34,119
Speaker 1: Either, really does maximum will they do your makeup with

391
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,040
Speaker 1: the mac counter? If you buych it, you have to.

392
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,879
Speaker 2: Buy a certain amount. That's always been I feel like that.

393
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,840
Speaker 2: I think that's the hardest to get rid of. But

394
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,280
Speaker 2: let me tell you something about that too. Is now

395
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,520
Speaker 2: with you know, the popularity of places like Sephora. They

396
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,919
Speaker 2: do offer, but now it's like you do have to spend,

397
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,480
Speaker 2: and at Sephora, it used to be you didn't have

398
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,160
Speaker 2: you know, you could just go in and do something

399
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,920
Speaker 2: real quick whatever. So it is like starting to change

400
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,719
Speaker 2: because they realize people are going to go in there

401
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,480
Speaker 2: and take advantage. But also you could say, you guys

402
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,120
Speaker 2: got to figure out a way to obviously control that.

403
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,360
Speaker 2: If you can't, man, don't fucking change the whole ship

404
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,160
Speaker 2: for everybody.

405
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:10,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want I have just one so profoundly they

406
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,639
Speaker 3: like now they don't even they like charge us whatever

407
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,480
Speaker 3: they want. I don't know, Well, it seems like you'll

408
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,439
Speaker 3: pay for this coming get it. It used to be

409
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,080
Speaker 3: little piggies. Shouldn't we give them like a little treat

410
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,840
Speaker 3: with that purchase. I mean, they are spending a lot

411
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,359
Speaker 3: of money, and now it's like, man, I fuck them.

412
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,240
Speaker 2: I don't even get a fucking cube to charge my

413
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,480
Speaker 2: fucking phone that I just bought and spend money on.

414
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:33,360
Speaker 2: I get the cord and I said, phones out here,

415
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,640
Speaker 2: we should all we should at those prices. We should

416
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,840
Speaker 2: be getting all that ship for free. Still, it's crazy.

417
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,679
Speaker 3: Everything's yeah, they just shake it out into a trough.

418
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,359
Speaker 2: Now I just want to I just want to remind

419
00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:45,720
Speaker 2: people not to spend so much.

420
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,159
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta really need that.

421
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,040
Speaker 3: I've been talking about that that like, I think the whole.

422
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:53,480
Speaker 1: Marcella.

423
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,679
Speaker 3: I was actually talking about this the other day on

424
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,320
Speaker 3: my podcast, on my podcast The Daily Zite Guys. But

425
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,720
Speaker 3: all that ship where they were talking about like removing

426
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,639
Speaker 3: like friction from the consuming process where it's just like

427
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,239
Speaker 3: you just hit a button and now we're all just

428
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,000
Speaker 3: like sitting in our houses. I think that is helping

429
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:14,400
Speaker 3: them drive inflation. Like they can just charge whatever they

430
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,080
Speaker 3: fuck they want because nobody's noticing, because they've made it

431
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,879
Speaker 3: so simple to charge everything, and like everything's on a

432
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,399
Speaker 3: fucking subscription and ship.

433
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,200
Speaker 1: I remember my parents are like mailing checks to pay

434
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,760
Speaker 1: their bills. It was so hard I did.

435
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 2: I did yesterday, mail a check to pay a city

436
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,400
Speaker 2: because these motherfuckers, if you don't pay with the check,

437
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,640
Speaker 2: they'll find a way to charge you.

438
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 1: Really, Chicago.

439
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,160
Speaker 2: Motherfucker outs out that right, Yeah.

440
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 1: To balance your check book.

441
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,720
Speaker 2: I guess I don't balance my check book anymore now

442
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:50,600
Speaker 2: in the Yeah, you know, I saw my checkbook here

443
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,679
Speaker 2: that I've had since I was like nineteen. It's the

444
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,919
Speaker 2: Simpsons the.

445
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 1: Cover and that's well made, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,

446
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,320
Speaker 1: cool check book cover. Now that should the last fucking

447
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:01,959
Speaker 1: three weeks.

448
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 2: This is leather, guys, The Simpsons leather checkbook. Okay, this

449
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 2: is when consumerism meant something.

450
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,719
Speaker 1: That's right, when your favorite characters are on your capitalist

451
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 1: yunction function paper.

452
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 2: Guys, we're talking in circles, aren't we. We making no

453
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 2: sense anyways, Guys like and subscribe us on wherever streaming

454
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 2: service is exploiting the people that are contributing to the

455
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 2: streaming service.

456
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 3: Anyways, anyways, what's something you think is overrated?

457
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 2: Oh? I usually do one and the same. So I

458
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 2: feel like we talked enough about that.

459
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 1: Okay always Yeah, I'm good. I think we did.

460
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 2: That's cool.

461
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,399
Speaker 1: I think we did.

462
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 2: Want to come from that. Oh wait here, wait, I

463
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 2: did write this down in regards to that is, Uh,

464
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 2: companies realize how gretty they can be, how much we'd

465
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,280
Speaker 2: be willing to spend, like we're gambling.

466
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's all casino.

467
00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:02,400
Speaker 3: We're all gamblers a casino. Now we're playing with our lives. Yeah,

468
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 3: all right, we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna

469
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 3: come back. We're gonna talk about the news. We'll be

470
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 3: right back.

471
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 1: Were black, Damn that was I.

472
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 2: Didn't I didn't you have a break on that one.

473
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 2: I don't like when you breathed, Jack.

474
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry. It's too much that off you

475
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: hear when he lasts, he goes, Wait, it's a good

476
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 1: way to laugh without breathing. Imagine you want to cook

477
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: his ass if he if he actually laughed.

478
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 2: Like that, Yeah, I'd be like you always trying to

479
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 2: show off those nice teeth. I'll always find a way.

480
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: Oh so you want to know, so you think you

481
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 1: tars are awesome.

482
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,679
Speaker 2: It's always somebody.

483
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, I'm a sick freak. Yeah.

484
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about teenage mules.

485
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the yeah, the fash Across America tour has

486
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 1: made its Memphis stop, and Pam Bondi, Pete hag Seth,

487
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,679
Speaker 1: and teenage Uni Ninja Gerbals Steven Miller dropped in to

488
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 1: have like another just having to watch these pep rallies

489
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: where a bunch of fucking federal like troops and agents

490
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: just have to hear some guys scream at them. I

491
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: guess that's like the theme of the week. So they

492
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 1: did that. They gathered all this law enforcement to basically

493
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 1: be like, you know what, you guys are fucking unleashed,

494
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: which is fucking terrifying because why the fuck is heg Seth,

495
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: the fucking Secretary of Defense in an American city telling

496
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: troops you'll fucking have at it, because they're just clearly

497
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: trying to make the agents and troops feel like they're

498
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 1: above the law.

499
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 3: Trump told on himself when he was like me and

500
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 3: Pete has been talking that like it would be cool

501
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 3: to train the military on our cities. So it would

502
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 3: be cool. Yeah, very cool, Donald, very very cool. That

503
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 3: seems wildly ill.

504
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hey, you know what, like the teenage mutant

505
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles, they're also radical. Ninja Gebels got on stage

506
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: and I don't know this, he's every time Steven Miller speaks,

507
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: it's just some whiny bullshit where it's just like big,

508
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: like you're not tough behavior, and he's he's on a run.

509
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 2: He every I think I've seen three clips of him

510
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,719
Speaker 2: total in my whole life of him talking, and so

511
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 2: this is probably the third one. And I'm always it's

512
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 2: always so jarring. Yeah, well, it just doesn't match. None

513
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 2: of it matches, any of it when you're saying how

514
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,919
Speaker 2: he's delivering it. His body movements, nothing matches.

515
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Marcella, look, you've grown around people who've grown

516
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: up around people who don't take shit, you know what

517
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: I mean?

518
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: You know you know what, No, I used to run

519
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 2: an MS thirteenth kid, not get myself.

520
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I think, like anybody, just let's assess his

521
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 1: men quote unquote menacing speech here really getting the truth with.

522
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: The men in menacing.

523
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: But there was a square inch of block in this

524
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: city where a citizen.

525
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 3: Doesn't feel safe is unacceptable.

526
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: This is Memphis, this is the United States of America.

527
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,479
Speaker 2: What I want the listeners to listen for as a bully,

528
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 2: the way I listen first, you have to first, you

529
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 2: have to listen for a speech impediment. There's history of

530
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 2: it there. You can hear it. It's really not a

531
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 2: good ear if you have a well trained ear like me.

532
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 2: I've been bullied those childhood bullying kid. Sorry, that's just

533
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 2: my history. You have learned to use it for good,

534
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: but started rough. Okay, you can really hear previous history

535
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 2: of a speech impediment, which also explains a lot of

536
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 2: how he says things. Okay, go hit the blame. Okay,

537
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 2: bullshit is done, it's over, it's finished. You can hear it.

538
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 1: You know, the gang bangers that you deal with, they

539
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: think that they're ruthless. They have no idea how ruthless

540
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: we are. Oh, they think they're tough.

541
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 2: They have no idea how they think we are.

542
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: Do they think that they're hardcore? We are so much

543
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: more hardcore than they are.

544
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 2: Please, someone needs to sample this. I hope some famous

545
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 2: hip hopper, right, Jess uses it. Maybe Kendrick can do another.

546
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 2: If you need to do another drink, this you can need.

547
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 2: This is so we are so hardcore.

548
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 1: This could be no idea how hardcore we are?

549
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 2: What are the hardcore?

550
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: They think they're tough, they're hardcore. We are so much

551
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 1: more hardcore than they are. This is the This is

552
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 1: again like the Marcella. This is why we were going

553
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: to talk about this in an earlier episode, and I

554
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: was like, I need Marcella because I know, Marcella, you're

555
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: the hair, your bully hairs on the back of your

556
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 1: neck are shooting up being like this bitch ass, this

557
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: punk ass bitch right now. You think you think we're

558
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: so much more hardcore? Like that is the saddest fucking

559
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: sentence I've ever heard, is we're so much more hardcore

560
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: than they are.

561
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 2: It's it also sounds like how he talked to kids

562
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 2: in junior high like he hasn't grown up.

563
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

564
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 2: I always thought that was the way to talk your hardcore.

565
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: I'm gloss. Yeah, like the West Side Connection album had

566
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: just come out, and he's like, you think you're gangster,

567
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: We're gangster. You think your hardcore? We are so much

568
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: more hardcore. Okay, we are.

569
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 2: We're so hardcore. It's just a perfluous amount of hardcore

570
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 2: than we are.

571
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: This actually is frivil. It's frivolous, the levels of hardcore.

572
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 2: I wanted that to go on and on.

573
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean it's there. It does.

574
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

575
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: He goes on to basically say, you know why I'm

576
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: hardcore because I'll have the entire US military come after you.

577
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: Feld So you're very tough, much more hardcore than they are.

578
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 3: And we have the entire weight of the United States

579
00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 3: government behind us.

580
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 2: What do they have hard you guys? Hear that behind rush.

581
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: So we are gonna win. They are gonna lose.

582
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 3: We are gonna rescue Memphis, and it will not only

583
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 3: be safe.

584
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: Than ever before, but businesses and investment are gonna pour in.

585
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 3: And Memphis will be richer than ever before because President

586
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 3: Trump had.

587
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: The side of this priority.

588
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 3: And when President Trump makes a decision, this team behind

589
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 3: me today.

590
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: Exracuse Okay, so yeah, for everybody out there in Memphis,

591
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, I barely know anything about Memphis,

592
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: Tennant key, but I don't think I don't think anyone's

593
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: hardcore there from from it is what I know from

594
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: this nothing Memphis. Oh yeah, you love.

595
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: I do love this representation. It's very v for Vendetta.

596
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 2: I love this representation of like a leader of the

597
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: United States, like threatening gangs, like this is the ship

598
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: that they used to sample in the nineties, except yeah,

599
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: it didn't sound corny like this.

600
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? It's too over the top,

601
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: like it is from a movie that yeah, where like

602
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 3: the performances like that's a little much, but all right,

603
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 3: Like it's just it seems like he studied like pathetic

604
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: eighties movie villains to like, yes, perform this speech like ya,

605
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 3: how do we like set tea something up? So when

606
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 3: this person falls flat on their face, every everybody can

607
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 3: feel fucking awesome. That feels like the express like subtextual

608
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 3: purpose of the writing behind this scene.

609
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,239
Speaker 2: Do you think that the blood was rushing through his

610
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 2: veins like he felt high? Do you think he was high?

611
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: No? Look, you know how not hardcore this dude. I

612
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: bet he is.

613
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 3: All he's on speed.

614
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll take someone that a doctor.

615
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 3: He's probably I think, like this whole administration is flying

616
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 3: on adderall. I think we're gonna talk.

617
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm saying he doesn't even seem like he

618
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: does it. I'm saying, like his wife finally gave him

619
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 2: black cherry pepsi and he was like, you think he's

620
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: on some lady.

621
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 3: You think he's on some Latter Day Saints ship where

622
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 3: he's like running, motherfucker. Yeah, don't talk to me. I

623
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 3: had chocolate milk this morning and said, of regular milk,

624
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 3: I am fucking freaking out right now. I do feel

625
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 3: like both in this speech and the Hegst speech where

626
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 3: Heggst got up in front of the generals and was

627
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 3: like delivering a similar speech that had like parts built

628
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: in where you can tell they thought that there was

629
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 3: going to be like fucking swelling applause and they have.

630
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 3: They have ox cord buzz, like it's always just got

631
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 3: the room buzz.

632
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 2: So so here's the thing that's funny about that to

633
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 2: me is that when you're a comedian and you watch

634
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 2: other comedians and you watch them pause for laughter, that

635
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 2: is my favorite moment of silence. Now I have to

636
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: watch this with that in mind, because I'm real because

637
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 2: I'm realizing that I don't think I was watching that

638
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: with like comedy brain in mind, But now I want

639
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: to rewatch it with the comedy the positive because the

640
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 2: pauses are always so funny. In comedy with people, there's

641
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: a couple of people with specials that they're like, I

642
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 2: need you to applause, and then there's the crowds. They go, oh,

643
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 2: we're applausing right now. Okay, I love a forcement Saws break.

644
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: That was a joke, folks. Yeah.

645
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 2: If you watch my HBO Max Bushel, there's a moment

646
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 2: in the special where I say, please stop applotding. I

647
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 2: don't have time for that because some of us will

648
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: write jokes to the point that we don't need.

649
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: I don't need a plot.

650
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: Your laughter is enough. I need to move on.

651
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: Amazing, so hard.

652
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 2: I was so hard for my special, the most hardcore

653
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: all the There's words traveling about another comedian who just

654
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: taped a special that went less well that we're not going.

655
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: To talk about.

656
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 2: But the old fun is a dumb piece of ship

657
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: from bullet Wig. I do have a new podcast coming out,

658
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 2: Comedy is Dead season two, with a new guest host,

659
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: Colod Michaela, who is based in Chicago. We have it

660
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: should be coming out next week. I'm really I'm doing

661
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: you know, we don't do planned drops anymore, right, guys,

662
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 2: we just dropped the ship. We're in a society where

663
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 2: and there's no preparing for anyone to listen, right, nothing

664
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 2: matters anymore anyway. So we're dropping two episodes at once

665
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 2: because we recorded an emergency episode because we wanted to

666
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 2: talk about the thing we're going to talk about later

667
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 2: on here. But we get into that Theovon thing thing,

668
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: So you guys don't have to talk about. But I'm

669
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 2: letting you know that.

670
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: Hear your commentary because I know you're not going to

671
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: hold back.

672
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 2: I don't hold back, but I do think that you

673
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 2: wouldn't know what I'm ont okay, and and that I'm too.

674
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 3: In kind of a related story, I just like, did

675
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 3: you Marcella watch Pete hegg Seth's speech to like all

676
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 3: the Pentagon generals, like all the military brass where.

677
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 2: He wait wait wait was that the one where okay,

678
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: wait close, sorry.

679
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 3: He's like he's got a giant flag behind him and

680
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 3: he's like talking about how like you guys are too

681
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 3: fat essentially, but like you know, just giving this speech

682
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 3: that again, same energy, same like you know, I've I've

683
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 3: pumped myself up. I've delivered this speech in the mirror

684
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 3: to many times, but like you can tell there's nothing

685
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: behind it. You can tell that he's like very scared.

686
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 3: So anyways, that speech went very badly, just dead silence, no,

687
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 3: like not even polite collapse and no, they were basically commanded.

688
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: They were attention.

689
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 3: They're like, all right, sorry, stand up. But so the

690
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: fallout from that is.

691
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 2: There's a fallout.

692
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: There's fall He's now.

693
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 3: Starting to institute random polygraph tests for people who work

694
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 3: in the Pentagon. That people are They're saying it's to

695
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 3: stopping to stop leaks, but I guarantee there are questions

696
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 3: on like how good does Pete look in a suit? Though? Yeah,

697
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 3: like I mean, and that that was a cool speech though,

698
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 3: wasn't it?

699
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: Like it was Jack put me on right now?

700
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: He didn't bomb up there?

701
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 3: Right. Bomby is not a word that we would use

702
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 3: in relation to that. Just in the machine is smoking.

703
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: On fire. No, that was sick, man, that was so

704
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: so sick.

705
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 2: You're so good at lifting us up. Yeah, Jesus Chris blinking.

706
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 2: Is that that that the Spider Man or that's what

707
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 2: that moment is? What when the Spider Man me when

708
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 2: they're just other?

709
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? Got it? Doing that.

710
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 2: Doing the polygraph with Pete doing the polygraph.

711
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 3: The Pentagon's calling the reporting that he's subjecting people to

712
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 3: random polygraph has untrue and irresponsible, which is which is

713
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 3: the new catchphrase that they're using for like any report,

714
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 3: because they made journalists sign NDAs to be like anything

715
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 3: that you report that we don't approve could be like

716
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 3: you're basically the enemy.

717
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: At this point, like the good countries do.

718
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like that Saudi Arabia that we're going to

719
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 2: talk about later, okay.

720
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: Right now, right now. I mean, I mean, first, I'm

721
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: just generally right like, looking at the state of mainstream

722
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: quote unquote comedience, it's so fucking depressing right now, Like yeah,

723
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: just for starters, right, like a follon is not funny.

724
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: But unfortunately he is my favorite.

725
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: But okay, I had such a I was such a

726
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 2: fan girl when I was like fifteen, and I'm like,

727
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 2: that's where I should have stayed.

728
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was little, I mean I get it at

729
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: the time, Like his appeal was he was like the

730
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: qudi guy who was always cracking up on stage and

731
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: energy where he used to be.

732
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: I mean, he used to be more chiseled, you know,

733
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 2: he didn't have a drinking problem yet. Yeah, so it

734
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,959
Speaker 2: was growing, it was coming, it was happening in front

735
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 2: of our eyes.

736
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 1: This was this was him. He went on CNBC to

737
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: promote like some new show he's doing, but he was

738
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: asked by the host on CNBC's like, Hey, what's it

739
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 1: like being a late night host in this era of

740
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: like FCC threats and how does that in free speech?

741
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: And this is just like the very you know, with

742
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 1: his chest out, no fluttering, straightforward, freeve answer he gave,

743
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: I am wondering how you're thinking about what you can

744
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: put in a monologue, what it's like being on an

745
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: FCC licensed avenue.

746
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 3: Are broadcasting writers?

747
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 4: You know, our show has never really been that political,

748
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 4: you know. We we we hit both sides equally, uh,

749
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 4: and we try to make everybody laugh. And that's really

750
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 4: the way our show really works. I mean, our monologues

751
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 4: are kind of, you know, the same that we've been

752
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,439
Speaker 4: doing since Johnny Carson was doing the Tonight Show. So really,

753
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 4: I just keep my head down and make sure the

754
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 4: jokes are funny. I have great writers, clever, smart writers,

755
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 4: and we just yeah, we're just trying to make the

756
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 4: best show we possibly can it.

757
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep I'm gonna keep my head down.

758
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 3: Don't be mad at me. We're actually not like Jimmy

759
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 3: kim like famed radical political ideologist Jimmy Kimmel.

760
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: This is essentially what he's saying. Crazy, We're not like

761
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: that ship. Yeah right, we're just you know, we hit

762
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: both sides. We normalized Trump, you know, that's kind of

763
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: our thing. But you also like to hit both sides.

764
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: He touch his hair, which was a fun moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

765
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 2: The Felon thing is interesting because he was never political. Yeah,

766
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: and I think about God, somebody recently did, like God,

767
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: I wish I could find it. But they were talking

768
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 2: about how it wasn't until more recent presidents that president

769
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: started going on late shows because like, he brings up Carson,

770
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 2: but Carson didn't have presidents on his shows, you know,

771
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 2: so it's like, you can't compare yourself to that, because

772
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 2: Carson did sometimes teeter the line in terms of humor,

773
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: and it's frustrating to watch him make that comparison because

774
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 2: it's like, dude, you're so you're right that you have

775
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: never been political, but to compare yourself or bring up

776
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 2: Johnny Carson is not correct.

777
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's just interesting to see him squirm a

778
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: bit because I think he knows. He's like, damn, this

779
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: is such an l for me.

780
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 2: But he doesn't want to be there.

781
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: He wants to be drinking, kept talking like somebody like

782
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: on Cops who got pulled over, like be a suspected drunk.

783
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: He's like, no, this is what I do kind of

784
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: like all the time.

785
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 2: Just like he definitely looks like he's lying to his wife.

786
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: You know, you can hear in the voice when someone's

787
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: just being like really detaching themselves from the answer they're giving.

788
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 2: And that was just so up, but detaching themselves because

789
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 2: I think he really believes that. I think he actually

790
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 2: probably has never wanted to ever put his toe into

791
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 2: any political side of it, Like he gets tucked into it,

792
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, that's what I'm saying,

793
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 2: is him specifically, I'm not surprised that he's detached. What's

794
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 2: frustrating is like, if you're so detached, and why did

795
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 2: you why do you have these people on your shows?

796
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: Then yeah, exactly, it's really pathetic or is it one mic?

797
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 3: Well?

798
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Wead comedy thing. I was just reading this

799
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: thing where Pete david I knew. I saw Pete Davison

800
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: on the line up and I was like, okay, you're

801
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: a comedian, like a stand up like that.

802
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 2: But also and his dad died in nine to eleven.

803
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: There's firefighter.

804
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 1: That's just the wildest thing. Like I really couldn't wrap

805
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: my head around that.

806
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: There.

807
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 1: There's like this clip of him on THEO Vonn's podcast.

808
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: We're talking about it and he's like, yeah, I guess

809
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: because like, you know, my dad like died of nine

810
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: to eleven or something like I guess, I'm I guess

811
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be going or whatever.

812
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: And like just everybody, can we just pause and celebrate

813
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: this Pete Davidson impression. And it's really fantastic. I wasn't expecting.

814
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting to hear that.

815
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 1: Look you gotta you gotta, you gotta get it where

816
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: you fit.

817
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 2: It was really good. I just watched the clip, but

818
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 2: like it's just again, really it sounds like you were

819
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: watching it all morning and jerking off to it so

820
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: you can get the sound right.

821
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 3: I was edging.

822
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: I was edging. Okay, I'm not quite full full blown

823
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: ja oh, but you know I was. I was walking

824
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: the line that's, uh, what's what Johnny cast says, but

825
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: like hearing him say that articulated and also he goes

826
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: on to say like, yeah, they're paying me enough money

827
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: to look the other way, like this is what other

828
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: comedians have said or some form of like like weird

829
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: equiv I think Jim Jeffries though he got pulled off

830
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: because he's like, yeah, so they killed a journalist, Like

831
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: so we don't do that all the time, and they're like, okay,

832
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: you can't say that, so now.

833
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 2: You're not going to come yeah because they haven't admitted it.

834
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I am.

835
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: I will also say with the Pete stuff, because his

836
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 2: is the one I think my brain has been, like,

837
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 2: like I get sad for the legacy. You know, people

838
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 2: are always like my legacy a firefighter they care about,

839
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 2: you know, the legacy they leave behind and their family name.

840
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 2: You know, if you're a firefighter, you're you land mentally

841
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 2: in like the traditionalist space like I want to be

842
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 2: a hero, I want to be a man. I want

843
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: to do something with my life, you know, and it's

844
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: a bummer. And then you also go, yeah, Pete's just

845
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: an American, Like he is just so American.

846
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: That he did.

847
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 2: Why would he care about it?

848
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: Like, I don't really like he's not connecting it like that,

849
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: And he's like, I don't know. My dad died and

850
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: now are you know?

851
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a long time ago and we

852
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 3: like won a war about that or whatever.

853
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: I think. I don't.

854
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 3: I didn't really pay attention.

855
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 2: I haven't. I lost enough with my dad. You got

856
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 2: to take this money away from me. But it's that

857
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 2: thing where I mean, I think we have this and

858
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: everybody in our family. That's why I think we should

859
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: be talking about the type of shit because like, how

860
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 2: many of your parents give a shit about international politics?

861
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 2: Mine did, But that's because we're from Al Salvador and Nicadagua.

862
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: You know, there's a long history there. You were supposed

863
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 2: to care.

864
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and America is a front row seat at all

865
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: the destabilization in those places too, So like exactly, you'll

866
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: be well aware of how all that the international relationships

867
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: work there for sure.

868
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: And so with someone like him, he just strikes me

869
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 2: as that American that just is like, well, it's not

870
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 2: affecting me, right, even though we know that it is.

871
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 2: Because all these fucking rich people are all in cahoots

872
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 2: but Pete is you know, you know who we should say,

873
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 2: And then Cola Mikayla brought this up. Is that Jessica

874
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: Curson because she's gay and Jewish, She's the one that

875
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 2: she was like, she's gonna have interesting stories when she

876
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: comes back.

877
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, she does. People were exciting some of her old

878
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: stuff that she said and like on stage and just

879
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: in interviews and talking about how she's like, like, yo,

880
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: female comedians basically don't exist over there because they can't

881
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: say shit. And she was saying something to the effect of, like,

882
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: we have it so good here that we're able to

883
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: do this material. And then sort of the underneath all

884
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: that is like hearing about these like agreements they're signing

885
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: to be like people will not fucking say anything that

886
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: will bring any anyone into ill repute. Isn't that wild?

887
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 3: Super producer Victor points out, I guess Bill Birrd did

888
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 3: a bit where he slammed Beyonce for going over there

889
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 3: and then also said he would one take the deal.

890
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: To Oh yeah, that's right, he does do that. That's

891
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 2: like how he ends it. I believe it's like the

892
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: punchline is, hey, I'm not better, I'm just pointing it out,

893
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 2: which you know that's what's going on here. Yeah, he

894
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 2: also tried to be like in America, and it's like, yeah,

895
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 2: but the whole killing a journalist kind of puts it

896
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 2: over the edge, or I.

897
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 1: Mean just generally, right, like if you can't you can't

898
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: really be some kind of as a comedian, right like

899
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: you have to be a proponent for free speech because

900
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: your your careers are built on the backs of people

901
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: before where that they could not say things because of

902
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: decency laws or things like that. And I'm not saying

903
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: that philosophs, I mean like in a utopia philosophically they

904
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: would be aligned with that. But to your point, Marcella,

905
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: it is true. It's the same way where like people

906
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: are like, well, yeah, i'mnna wear nikes, I'm gonna have

907
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: an iPhone, Like I don't really give a fuck like

908
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: that really, like if it comes down to it, and

909
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: I'm not they're not gonna It's not like they're taking

910
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: me to a prison to go execute somebody. I'm I'm

911
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: getting paid and people are gonna fucking maybe laugh And

912
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: then I fucking skate with millions exactly.

913
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: And we were my friend and I cause we were

914
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 2: we were like, we wanted to watch TV together, but

915
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 2: we both had to do something at a certain time,

916
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: and we were like, we had a little bit of time,

917
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 2: so we're like, what can we watch that? Like, we

918
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 2: don't care if we miss what we're watching that we

919
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 2: both agree on, and we agreed on Old Bald Barker

920
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 2: on Pluto TV. There's like an old episodes, like from

921
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 2: the fucking Og Days where he still dyed his hair brown.

922
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 2: That was always funny. We were watching those episodes and

923
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is interesting because this is

924
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 2: the early days of like TV getting kind of spicy

925
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: during the day, and you know, he says shit that

926
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, yeah, you're not suppose you can't say that,

927
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 2: and uh, it just made me be like, man, the

928
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: history of entertainment, this crossover with television versus like vaudeville.

929
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 2: You know that because in vaudeville you did have the

930
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 2: person that was hired to say the political shit. You know,

931
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,399
Speaker 2: like there was always that act of us. Of course

932
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 2: of it, you didn't want that, but there was always

933
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: a there was always the act that just you were

934
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: allowed to have someone push things over to the edge

935
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: because you were in public and free speech was free speech.

936
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 2: It's this weird space we're in where it's like a

937
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 2: scrambled egg of the history, the past, the future, the present,

938
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 2: and all these entertainers that claim to be Oh what

939
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 2: we love Lady Bruce, But technically you don't if you're

940
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 2: going to this festival and accepting this money. You know,

941
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 2: But I also know that the research I've done as

942
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 2: an entertainer is I have learned that if people say

943
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 2: they wanted to be famous when they were a kid,

944
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 2: these are people. These are the people that fuck up

945
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 2: and have no more roles and real ethics.

946
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: Eventually that's the end. Yet it's just I have to

947
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: be famous.

948
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's always been their goal. I have never

949
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 2: thought of that. I wanted to be a teacher my

950
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 2: whole life, and then I was like, well, shit, I

951
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 2: don't think I want to do that. What do I

952
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 2: want to do? And you know, make a list, and

953
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 2: you know, comedy ended up on that list from someone

954
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 2: else suggesting it to me, not even me thinking I

955
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 2: was going to pursue the arts, and I've made a

956
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 2: fine career from it. But it could also be argued

957
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 2: that many people would look at my career and look

958
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 2: down on it and be like, your career isn't shit

959
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 2: because I'm not fucking hello rich and I'm not you know,

960
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, no, But I'm doing fine in terms of,

961
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,240
Speaker 2: like of your crash, how I've maintained my self respect

962
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: and who I am as a person, my morals, my ethics,

963
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 2: my family history, you know what. I'm trying to respect them.

964
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 2: And that's the difference because I could have been taking

965
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 2: so much. Dude, these motherfuckers, Uh honey, Booboo's mom was

966
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 2: doing a reality show and they wanted me to be

967
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 2: a head writer, like in two thousand and seventy two eighteen,

968
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 2: and it would have been good money. Yeah, I was like,

969
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 2: I'm not participating in that nonsense. My team was taste

970
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 2: because they were giving it to me. There was a

971
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: gig I could just take, and I was like, I'm

972
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 2: not doing that. I'd rather do stand up and be

973
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 2: on the road. So there's choices you make as a

974
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 2: comedian and as an entertainer. And it's someone who's gonna

975
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 2: be on TV. But you know, in America, you can't

976
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 2: really fucking at the end of the day, all the

977
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 2: answers are wrong. You're in America. We are everyone's demon,

978
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 2: you know, around the world. Guys, I'm high. This is

979
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: what happens.

980
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: Hey, we are demon though, we are demon. Yeah.

981
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,399
Speaker 3: I'm reading the History of Comedy book where they book

982
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 3: it's called the Comedians. Oh yeah, but they like I

983
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 3: and mainly I just like skipped right to the sixties

984
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 3: part because I couldn't deal with like the very old

985
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 3: ship and.

986
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 2: You know, ps, guys, I say, books, there's no skipping.

987
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 2: You can read whatever book you want. You want, Jack, Okay,

988
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 2: don't let the the the let the bars.

989
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: That's what I do. I go to the bar. The

990
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: last three pages I read those go done.

991
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 2: That's because you're stupid, though, that's that's true.

992
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 3: But I was surprised by how much like there were

993
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 3: a lot of shows that, like The Smothers Brothers I

994
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 3: guess were like a show that went political at a

995
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 3: certain point, and like they got canceled for it and

996
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 3: were like their careers were really damaged for going political.

997
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 3: So like there has been this censorship for a long time.

998
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 3: And I remember, like this came up in the context

999
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: of Lorne Michaels, because Lorne Michaels like went to a

1000
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 3: show a year after they were canceled and they were

1001
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 3: like getting heckled by John Lennon who was just like

1002
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 3: shitfaced and heckling them. And he was like, all right,

1003
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 3: I never want to do anything that's going to get

1004
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 3: me canceled from TV. And so that's why he gave

1005
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: us Jimmy Fallon's and then.

1006
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 2: And then also with the Smothers brothers. It's interesting because

1007
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 2: Martin Short and Steve Martin were kind of in that space.

1008
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 2: You know, they were young, and it's cool to watch

1009
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: them go on Fallon and talk shit because they come

1010
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 2: from the era of like, now, dog, we were political.

1011
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 2: Like you think we're some easy going sweety pies, but

1012
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 2: actually we have always been political because that is their history,

1013
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 2: because that's just that's that's where they come from. So

1014
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 2: I love that they did that. That was a you know,

1015
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: and everybody to get to see it or appreciate.

1016
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, when they're like, he's like, oh, I'm more of

1017
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: a gut Feld guy, because Gutfeld was on like the

1018
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: night before, two nights before. Yeah, and he's like and

1019
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: it's just because he's like, Okay, so you know you're

1020
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: gonna act like I'm not talking ship directly to Okay.

1021
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 2: He's a put like you pussy. He just called him up.

1022
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 2: That's you want to talk about. Who's more hardcore Steve Morton?

1023
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,439
Speaker 2: Okay yet and they come from that, but that that's

1024
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 2: that whole world. It's like it's all fucking again. It's

1025
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: all mixed in a really fucked up diarrheable nonsense. Put

1026
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: that on a T shirt.

1027
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, diarrhea bl of nonsense. Let's take a quick break.

1028
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 2: I'm a draw, and then we'll come back.

1029
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: Our last second about the diarrhea bowl of nonsense. We'll

1030
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: be right back.

1031
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 2: Man, we're back.

1032
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: We're back.

1033
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 2: As I got yelled at Jack and Miles told me

1034
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 2: I'm talking too much. They said, I can't do it.

1035
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: The fuck was that diarrhea bowl thing?

1036
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: You know? We were talking about freedom of speech, but

1037
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 2: you are just babbling and it's like the freedom of

1038
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 2: speech and they're like, no, it's not anyways, it's the

1039
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 2: whole thing. I got one of their producers fired.

1040
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: My bad.

1041
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,959
Speaker 2: Here we are and we're back.

1042
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 3: We did want to talk about another the new look,

1043
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 3: the hot new look of censorship, which is uh, you know,

1044
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 3: suing major companies that control all of the internet pipes

1045
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 3: that bring the Internet to us such as Google and

1046
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 3: then making them scared. So now they are doing the

1047
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 3: bidding of the president like that. I like, I was

1048
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 3: just thinking about this in the context the Washington Post

1049
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 3: article where like the Pentagon is threatening them, and like

1050
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 3: in a world where the system worked, they would just

1051
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 3: like hire so many lawyers to like be like, all right,

1052
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 3: we're gonna stand behind our reporting and like go fuck yourself,

1053
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 3: Like the court is the last thing that is standing

1054
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 3: currently against them, but instead, because it's controlled by wealthy

1055
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 3: people who just want contracts from the presidency, they just

1056
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 3: like give in and they're like, would you be nice

1057
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 3: to us going forward if we give in on this?

1058
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 3: And so that's exactly what Google did recently where they

1059
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 3: settled a twenty four point five million dollar highly questionable

1060
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 3: lawsuit about Trump's account being banned from YouTube after January sixth.

1061
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 3: They were just like, yeah, just pay him, make him happy,

1062
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 3: so he nice to us. And around this time people

1063
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 3: started noting that their AI overview, which we've made a

1064
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 3: lot of fun of because it fucking sucks shit at

1065
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 3: its and also is killing journalism by making it so

1066
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 3: nobody goes to the actual websites that are paying to

1067
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 3: do the journalism. They their AI overview is suddenly not available.

1068
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 3: If you search does Trump show signs of dementia? It's

1069
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 3: available for so much shit, like you almost the way

1070
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 3: it works. This morning, I had to answer the question

1071
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 3: why are groundhogs called woodchucks for my kids, because like that,

1072
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 3: you know, it would make more sense for beavers. They

1073
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 3: kind of look like beavers. I was like, I bet

1074
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,720
Speaker 3: they just got it wrong and they thought they were beavers,

1075
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 3: and like it just got transposed at some point. And

1076
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 3: they have an answer for that. They have a paragraph

1077
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 3: that it answers that. It's just like an anglicized version

1078
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 3: of an algonquin word. But like they any question you

1079
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 3: can ask, they have a fucking paragraph answer summary, except

1080
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: for this one one. This one question about like the

1081
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 3: most powerful person in the world who is showing signs

1082
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 3: of dementia. Suddenly they're like, we actually we're not even

1083
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 3: sure what you're saying there, man, Yeah, like what do

1084
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 3: you what do you even mean? So it will show

1085
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 3: AI results for similar searches about other presidents. It will

1086
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:27,280
Speaker 3: show results for obviously Biden, it will yeah, exactly, although

1087
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 3: their answer on Biden it's not possible to definitively state

1088
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 3: whether former President Joe Biden has dementia based solely on

1089
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 3: publicly available information. However, some reports and observations have led

1090
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 3: to questions and different perspectives regarding his cognitive function as

1091
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 3: he aged but not with Trump. With Trump is just

1092
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 3: a list of links agent health concerns about Donald Trump Wikipedia.

1093
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 3: But it's just interesting that they're like, I don't know,

1094
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 3: don't don't ask us, don't look at us.

1095
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 2: They have to regulate artificial intelligence because we don't even

1096
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 2: have regular intelligence figured out yet. What are we fucking

1097
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 2: doing well?

1098
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: I think that's why we'll fuck it. Then we'll just

1099
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: outsource it to this new kind of intelligence. I mean, yeah,

1100
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: the I'm also curious, who are they convincing also by

1101
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 1: like suppressing this information. I know it's deeply cynical. I

1102
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: think they're just like passing the hot potato, being like,

1103
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 1: it's not us saying that shit. You know, they just

1104
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: they just have to run every decision through a will

1105
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: this MacDonald Trump Mad film.

1106
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 2: That's funny because rich people have access to wiping shit

1107
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: off of the Internet, that they know that if something

1108
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 2: is or they assume that if something is popping up

1109
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 2: it's because it's paid to be there. So Trump's interpretation

1110
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 2: is probably like someone's paying for it to be there

1111
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 2: because that information shouldn't be out. Meanwhile, it's just us

1112
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 2: as a unit being like that's he looking huh, that's

1113
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,720
Speaker 2: how it actually works.

1114
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I didn't go is my grandmother showing signs

1115
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: of dementia? You know, like we had a family talk

1116
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: and we're like his grandma, okay, and they're like no, no,

1117
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, like it's again with this thing.

1118
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: It's just one of those things that's so out in

1119
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: the open. But the narrative just like sort of just

1120
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: in the mainstream media, is just sort of avoiding being

1121
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: like something's wrong with him, rather than being like this

1122
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: guy's this guy's a nut, you know, he's just he's

1123
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: so angry, he's a hateful person. Like, yeah, he's that

1124
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 1: and something is not right with So let's not lose

1125
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: sight of that. Also on top of all the other

1126
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: shit that we're talking about. But that that's that's pretty

1127
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: foundational to a lot of the things we're saying now.

1128
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 3: Even right people are pointing out that this has strive

1129
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 3: stries and affected the question of Trump having dementia because

1130
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 3: everybody's now, you know, there's articles are Donald Trump dementia.

1131
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaker 1: Search is being blocked by Google.

1132
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 2: What to know?

1133
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 3: I also think though that like just publicly showing that

1134
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 3: Google will bow to before the power of Donald Trump

1135
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 3: is like, he probably doesn't hate that, you know, it's

1136
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 3: probably not the worst thing for him. Like it's like

1137
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 3: we're we're thinking like, oh, this is a gotcha. They're

1138
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 3: doing corruption, and he's like, yeah.

1139
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: Motherfucker, that's what I do.

1140
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 2: Like that's yeah, I'm just saying for Yeah.

1141
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 3: As to the question at hand, we can neither confirm

1142
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 3: nor didn't. I hear on the Daily Zechist whether Donald

1143
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 3: Trump is showing any signs.

1144
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 2: No, but Falent has a drink problem. That's a week.

1145
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: Can speak to that.

1146
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 3: I will say that there is a psychologist who hosts

1147
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 3: a show about about his mental abilities and says that

1148
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 3: is not looking good. He he co hosts a podcast,

1149
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 3: Shrinking Trump, where he explains how he arrived at a

1150
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 3: diagnosis of dementia.

1151
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: He said, we have to see a.

1152
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 3: Major deterioration and functioning and language and thinking and psychomotor

1153
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,479
Speaker 3: performance and impulse control. What a lot of people don't

1154
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 3: realize is that Donald Trump used to be a articulate person.

1155
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 3: He used to speak with a high level of vocabulary. Vocabulary,

1156
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 3: So he's basically saying against his own standard. You're seeing

1157
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 3: a massive font decline.

1158
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean listen, just listen to a

1159
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: clip from even the twenty twenty election. Yeah, and then

1160
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,760
Speaker 1: further back than twenty sixteen, and then go to twenty twelve.

1161
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: I mean he was he was an articulate racist back then.

1162
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: What a thing to long for.

1163
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 3: When he's really unable to complete a thought. Sometimes he's

1164
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 3: unable to complete a word. According to a Daily b

1165
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 3: started word.

1166
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see him, I said him, Oh boy, where

1167
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: are we going to set we? What are we doing

1168
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: with this one? Yeah? A scene of metaphin the idea

1169
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: that he's never heard of.

1170
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 3: See a medaphin? Is I guess it's not a white striper.

1171
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 2: How would he use that word?

1172
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 3: You know?

1173
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, Jack White hates him, so why

1174
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 2: would he be a white stripes fan.

1175
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1176
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 3: He does have a family history of Alzheimer's. His dad

1177
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 3: suffered from the disease, at which point Trump allegedly dismissed

1178
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 3: and derided him. Spent the last years of his dad's life,

1179
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 3: just teasing him for being having dementia.

1180
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 2: Sick bro sick him and Pete Davison should have dinner.

1181
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, love our Daddy's crew. Yeah, Marcella Arguao, what a

1182
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 3: pleasure having the daily Yeah, I'm more hardcore than you.

1183
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 3: You I more hardcore, hardcore hardcore than you. I have

1184
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 3: more hardcore. I have more hardcore. Where is when Manuel

1185
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 3: Miranda will sound.

1186
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: Like he might as well have saying that as a musical,

1187
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: because that's how not hardcore that ship was, you know

1188
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: what I mean?

1189
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 2: It was so insane that scenes.

1190
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: And yeah, when your hardcore, everyone knows your hardcore.

1191
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 3: But you will not be improvising songs on this podcast.

1192
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 2: No, No, I can't. I can't tooose too much stress.

1193
00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you here? You all

1194
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: that good stuff? Guy?

1195
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 2: It's Marcella Comedy Gil And I'm not on Twitter right now.

1196
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 2: I'm kind of my years kind of wrapped up. I

1197
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 2: have a couple of cool things happening. The new podcast

1198
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 2: Comedy is Dead, Part two is coming out and be

1199
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 2: on Mayotube on you Tube, and I will also be

1200
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 2: on a show and I can't still can't announce, and

1201
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 2: I don't care that I can't announce it because I'm

1202
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 2: very excited because it's a big deal and that's coming.

1203
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 2: So tune in next to tune into my socials next

1204
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 2: week if you want to. You've been on the Marcelo train.

1205
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 2: Now it's the time to do it. This is your

1206
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: last chance right now, get a marcel train because if

1207
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 2: I see that you follow me on Thursday, bitch, I'm

1208
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 2: blocking you. Okay, I'm more hardcore. Anybody you don't follow, okay.

1209
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 3: That shall not do it for fame. You are as

1210
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 3: you become.

1211
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 2: I used to I used to tell fans to unfollow

1212
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 2: me on my Twitter. That was great years. I was

1213
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 2: real sest little bitch when I was doing that, and

1214
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 2: then everyone got COVID and mentally insane. I was like, HI,

1215
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 2: probably shouldn't talk to people like that.

1216
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: They're not Uh.

1217
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 3: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.

1218
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 2: I really have been enjoying Nicki Minaj and Cardi be

1219
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 2: going at it because I'm trying to grow as a woman,

1220
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 2: and to watch them not grow as a woman is

1221
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 2: a reminder that I do need to continue to grow

1222
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 2: and hold myself accountable and told myself to standards that

1223
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 2: I want representing me at all times. This has been

1224
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,959
Speaker 2: a journey to watch them go back and forth.

1225
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 1: Yeah my god, they just this is everything. Cardi was

1226
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: saying back, that's the way to ended.

1227
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 2: I mean, you're gonna go out, go out swinging and

1228
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 2: pretty tough. So she's She's like, I'm more hardcore than you.

1229
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 2: You're more hardcore.

1230
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: Oh you think your hardcore watched this? Your child is

1231
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: nonverbal because you're like, okay, bave Cardi.

1232
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 3: No.

1233
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 2: She ended it by saying, you need therapy, and I'm

1234
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 2: done talking to you like it's I was just going.

1235
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: I was just I saw the knockout blow tweets that

1236
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: they were.

1237
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 2: Blows were crazy, That's what I'm saying. Those are the ones.

1238
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 2: I was like, lill, but she was. She ended it

1239
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 2: by saying that she needed therapy, that her husband has

1240
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 2: taken advantage of her, that she's on drugs and she

1241
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 2: needs to go to rehab, and she needs to love

1242
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 2: her child. It's really it got dark, Yeah, very dark.

1243
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 2: Jack confused him and his whiteness just stewing in it.

1244
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, the way you're talking about culture, she related

1245
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 1: to Playboy Cardi.

1246
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know what we gotta wrap this up.

1247
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 2: Can we give him the lights? Please?

1248
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: Miles?

1249
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 3: Where can people find you as their working media you've

1250
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 3: been enjoying?

1251
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, follow me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I'm talking

1252
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: shit about ninety four to twenty day Fiance and yeah,

1253
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: there's that working media. No, I'm looking forward to finally

1254
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: being able to go to the movies this weekend. So

1255
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna try and see at these two

1256
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 1: movies this weekend.

1257
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 2: Why didn't you? Why can't you go?

1258
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: Just like just life, you know, just oh yeah yeah,

1259
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: takeing care of wonder. Yeah yeah, yeah, like me to

1260
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 1: be able to take time out to see a three

1261
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: hour movie like oh see it like with her Majesty.

1262
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 2: You know you just want to Man, that's crazy. I

1263
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 2: can go whatever I want.

1264
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: I have no kids, I am not married.

1265
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 2: Second dude, whatever I want.

1266
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: Damn that's rocking bars Yeah, yeahs I go.

1267
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 2: To them whenever I want bars, bars.

1268
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:20,439
Speaker 3: Twelve.

1269
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 2: The clock doesn't matter now, Norman, Then I can do whatever. Okay,

1270
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 2: t out to Lady Gogof. He goes that song, boys,

1271
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 2: Boys Boys. Anyways, it was a piece of media you've

1272
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 2: been enjoying.

1273
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 3: I'm on Twitter at Jack under Squirrel Brown, Blue Sky

1274
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 3: Jack o B the number one. I like A.

1275
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever recommended a New Yorker cartoon.

1276
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 2: Here we go, Jacket in the world, a new one.

1277
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 1: That's My enemy.

1278
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 3: Set in front of the generals and uh, the generals

1279
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 3: are kind of looking at each other and Pete haggs

1280
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 3: out of the scent and then Randy Quaid yells, hello, boys,

1281
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 3: I'm back and flies his jet right into the alien ship,

1282
01:01:59,120 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 3: blowing it up.

1283
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: And I think you all just need to be more

1284
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: like that. All right, all right, it was good that one.

1285
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: Courtesy Tyson Cole.

1286
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 2: Tyson says that to tell you, I don't.

1287
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: Kiss you.

1288
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 3: You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at

1289
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 3: Daily Zeikeeist, where at the Daily Zeichist on Instagram you

1290
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 3: can go to the description of this episode wherever you're

1291
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 3: listening to it, and they're at the bottom you will

1292
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 3: find the footnotes. Yeah, which is where we link off

1293
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 3: to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

1294
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 3: the articles that we quoted. We also like off to

1295
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 3: a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,

1296
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 3: is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah?

1297
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a track from Heather featuring Orion's son.

1298
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: It's called Company. It's just really great music. I don't

1299
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even know how to describe it.

1300
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: It's just you will like it. If you don't like it,

1301
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. Please tell me why you don't you

1302
01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: If you don't like it, you're not hardcore. Do you

1303
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: think we're so much more hardcore than you are? Okay?

1304
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 2: Oh, Ryan Soun's so hard cool?

1305
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 3: All right, we will look off to that in the

1306
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 3: foot no A Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio.

1307
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 3: For more podcasts from My Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio Wrap,

1308
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,479
Speaker 3: Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

1309
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: That's going to do it for us this week, another

1310
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 1: one in the books. We have the best moments from

1311
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: this week dropping tomorrow.

1312
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 3: The Weekly Zeitgeist comes out Saturdays, and then we'll be

1313
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 3: back Monday early afternoon to tell you what's trending on

1314
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 3: Monday and what happened over the weekend, and we will

1315
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 3: talk to you all then by Friday.

1316
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 2: The Daily Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine Law, co

1317
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 2: produced by Bae Wang

1318
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j m mcnapp,

1319
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 1: edited and engineered by Justin Conner.