Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the
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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 2: Today we talk about you.
Speaker 3: Can't have a face like that and be blessed with
Speaker 3: a small cock road.
Speaker 4: You don't drive a motorcycle.
Speaker 3: What is road?
Speaker 2: This is Dick's got cauliflower ears? Here, here we go.
Speaker 3: What's up, brok?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on? Hollywood?
Speaker 4: I'm just saying we're all kind of back in our
Speaker 4: California places, right.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling good about this. I'm back. Yeah, this is
Speaker 3: the second week now. We didn't even talk about it
Speaker 3: last week, really, but I finally am back from shooting
Speaker 3: the Righteous Jemstone on season four ship.
Speaker 2: Welcome back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, congrats brother. Yeah, thanks dude. It
Speaker 3: feels real good to be back.
Speaker 2: That's a wrap.
Speaker 3: How to go?
Speaker 4: You're feeling good about it? No, No, this is a
Speaker 4: don't tune in.
Speaker 2: So same old story.
Speaker 3: Huh No, No, the show was great. I'm not feeling
Speaker 3: good about being back because I miss it. I missed
Speaker 3: being in South Carolina. Really, I do. I do love Charleston. Dude,
Speaker 3: what a fucking awesome city. Yeah, I love it and
Speaker 3: I do really really.
Speaker 2: Miss it, And so what keeps you here?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I love Newport Beach,
Speaker 3: but I've been having to go back and forth from
Speaker 3: Hollywood the last few days, and the first day I
Speaker 3: got in town, I had to go to Hollywood for
Speaker 3: a thing, and then it was just like two and
Speaker 3: a half hour drive to get from from Orange County
Speaker 3: up to there, and it just sucked because it's not
Speaker 3: like a drive where if it's two and a half hours,
Speaker 3: but you're driving, you're like, oh, okay, it's not too bad.
Speaker 3: Half hours and it's just traffic. Dude, you want to
Speaker 3: fucking firebomb the entire city. Okay, so I chose not
Speaker 3: to do that. Okay, I get to do that, and.
Speaker 2: You didn't choose violence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did not choose violence. But it sucks, dude.
Speaker 3: It makes you go like, why do I live here
Speaker 3: when Charleston is such a beautiful place?
Speaker 2: But you know, right, and hou's traffic in Charleston.
Speaker 3: They're like, dude, everyone's like, oh my god, traffic has
Speaker 3: gotten so bad because tons of people are moving there
Speaker 3: because they find out it's such an awesome city. It's awesome.
Speaker 3: It's awesome, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Are they building it up like vertically so that there's
Speaker 2: more people that way or is it spreading out?
Speaker 3: It's spreading out. They it's just like it's called the
Speaker 3: Holy City. Yes, not like me. I'm I'm tightening back in.
Speaker 3: Just recently lost twenty five pounds, so I'm not just
Speaker 3: not spreading out.
Speaker 2: It's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: But they they're not all it's called the Holy City
Speaker 3: because they're not allowed to build higher than the highest
Speaker 3: steeple winning, right.
Speaker 4: Can that steeple add on so that like people can
Speaker 4: follow the bar.
Speaker 2: Blake's got that dragon energy? Yeah, good question.
Speaker 3: So so if somebody actually pays pays up, like if
Speaker 3: you know, someone throws them some fucking coin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, will they be like we can hoist the cross
Speaker 4: a couple more yards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we could add another wing. They just throw
Speaker 3: it up like sixty stories yeah yeah, just it just
Speaker 3: waves in the wind.
Speaker 2: It's just on a pole.
Speaker 3: That hell, that thing don't snap.
Speaker 2: Holy hold up?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 2: Cool? Cool? Cool? So it spreads out.
Speaker 3: I will say the hurricanes that that is the that's
Speaker 3: the thing that's the X factor that you're like, oh
Speaker 3: so glad La doesn't have that. We do have fires
Speaker 3: that in gold We're a fire.
Speaker 2: There's no fires where you're down there in Newport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I live on the beach, so I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You just I guess your thing is earthquake, if they,
Speaker 4: if they happen, are you on a fault line?
Speaker 2: Are you talking about tsunamis?
Speaker 4: Oh, maybe a little tsunami blows in. That's never happened
Speaker 4: is historically. I think you're saying, no, that has not happened.
Speaker 4: But you know, some funky shit's going on, hey, global warming. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there could be a lot of cool shit coming up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that could be.
Speaker 2: There's so much funky ship recently in a Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 4: We live in a funky time. We live in a
Speaker 4: really funky time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're p funk. I like it.
Speaker 2: We're living in funky town. Keeps you on your toes, Yeah,
Speaker 2: keeps on your funky toes.
Speaker 3: But but it is. It is good to be back.
Speaker 3: I do I do love. I do love being back
Speaker 3: in California. Besides the traffic, Besides when I backed out
Speaker 3: of my driveway, two people honked at me, fucking thanks.
Speaker 3: The first day back and then I was like, let's move,
Speaker 3: Let's immediately pack up the ship and move. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I do. I do love it here. It's awesome and
Speaker 3: and I was able to go have lun with my
Speaker 3: breakfast I guess with my boy Blake.
Speaker 4: On day one and being back, Yeah, that was really cool.
Speaker 4: I love just in person. Jersey were veil cucon veil
Speaker 4: probably watching you guys.
Speaker 3: Dursey is so far he lives way outside the city,
Speaker 3: way outside, thirty forty minutes outside walking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But we went to a spot Patty's in Culver City
Speaker 3: no no, uh, studio city No no, yeah, lakes saw
Speaker 3: very very cute about sees. We saw Gene Simmons there once.
Speaker 3: We did. And I was recently I started watching Barry.
Speaker 4: I watched the first episode and the last scene it
Speaker 4: was at the booth we were sitting in Adham, was Patties,
Speaker 4: Yes Berry season one, episode one on film that Patties.
Speaker 3: Wow, look at that.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a nineteen minute drift for me, so yeah,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I should have hit you up.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was at eight thirty in the morning, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I've just already worked out and dropped my kids off
Speaker 2: at school and I just sit around twittering my thumbs.
Speaker 3: Rush sh Sorry, dude, I'm gonna hit you up next time.
Speaker 2: Dude, You're gonna hit me.
Speaker 3: Uh so offended, so offended? I know it. My take back.
Speaker 2: No, you know what I want. You guys as ex roommates,
Speaker 2: and you guys shared an office I workaholics for quite
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 4: We did, we did, we did.
Speaker 2: I want you guys to have these times. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: maybe it's good for me to be by myself.
Speaker 3: You lose. You guys, watch any sports this weekend?
Speaker 2: See the game?
Speaker 3: What is today? What is?
Speaker 2: How about those Dodgers?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 4: Are they in the World Series? We have no way
Speaker 4: of knowing, but I believe the World Series.
Speaker 3: Is underway, underway as we speak. No right now, because
Speaker 3: we we just with our schedules. We have to block
Speaker 3: record some of these podcasts, so we just to in
Speaker 3: a row. But we so this one will come out
Speaker 3: right before Halloween. Are you guys doing any Halloween adventures?
Speaker 2: If the uh, probably gonna get out there and do something.
Speaker 4: Just warehouse parties, just fucking going straight raves, Blake.
Speaker 2: You you live in a totally halloweened.
Speaker 3: Out block, right, I do. It's fucking nuts, dude, if
Speaker 3: you want to pull up, what does that even mean?
Speaker 4: I'm talking I have to buy like three hundred dollars
Speaker 4: worth of candy and we blow through that.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 4: There are some treats out there, some major treating.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool, dude. Yeah, the bummer boat. I mean
Speaker 3: my little zone right here, dead zone. You go a
Speaker 3: few few blocks that way. I was kind of stoked,
Speaker 3: stoked to be the dad who's at home with this
Speaker 3: little slippy zone. Yeah, it's fucking cool.
Speaker 2: What are you a zombie?
Speaker 3: It's like, well, what are you supposed to be? I
Speaker 3: was excited to do that. And then the one year,
Speaker 3: the first year we moved here, we put up we
Speaker 3: waited for people to ring the door, but it just
Speaker 3: never happened. Yeah, I felt like a sad sack of ship.
Speaker 2: I'm in a dead zone as well. That's a bumber,
Speaker 2: But that's I feel like, that's what's happened is like
Speaker 2: everything else, there's just the one hot place to go
Speaker 2: and everyone goes there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yes, and in of course everything in La like is
Speaker 4: super blown out. But I feel like my block is
Speaker 4: just on the cusp of being like a little too
Speaker 4: blown out. But it's a good time.
Speaker 2: What's two blown out?
Speaker 3: We were saying the opposite. We were saying that there's
Speaker 3: it's not blown out enough.
Speaker 4: I'm saying like, you're either in a dead zone or
Speaker 4: you're in one of the designated l A Trick or
Speaker 4: treat areas, And those areas are absolute maddening.
Speaker 2: It is crazy.
Speaker 3: What makes your area the trick or treat haven? Why
Speaker 3: is it so dope?
Speaker 2: For true, it's just got a spooky vibe.
Speaker 4: It's kind of well, yeah, like every it's kind of
Speaker 4: like an.
Speaker 3: Marilyn Manson is your next door neighbor?
Speaker 4: Yeah, really blows it out. It's the Maryland Manson Party.
Speaker 4: You may be hearing it about it in a couple
Speaker 4: of years.
Speaker 3: The ultimate freak off CA.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got a few more years before I think
Speaker 4: it gets shut down. But the Maryland Manson Halloween Party
Speaker 4: is really cool right now. It's really hitting it stride.
Speaker 2: Blake, do you have like a giant fucking spider on
Speaker 2: front of your house? Like, what do you guys do
Speaker 2: to kind of keep up with the Joneses?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got about I got a like a ten foot
Speaker 4: Frankenstein inflatable right in front of the house. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: looking pretty good. But so I want to, like every
Speaker 4: year kind of add something and I.
Speaker 2: You should do, then you should.
Speaker 4: I went to Low's because Low's is and they're not
Speaker 4: a sponsor of the pod.
Speaker 3: I'm just showing love. But Low's blaws it.
Speaker 4: I'm a Low's guy. They bring it on Halloween. Their
Speaker 4: decorations are off the chain so much so though I
Speaker 4: went there and everything was already sold out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the decorations to buy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's becoming the whole story. It's becoming like a
Speaker 4: Hallow store basically, Like you take a right as soon
Speaker 4: as you walk in and it's just straight Halloween decorations everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they like money, So what do you mean?
Speaker 3: It was all sold out? But you went to the
Speaker 3: right and it was all sold out. So it was
Speaker 3: just like empty bins and shit.
Speaker 4: They were like there were like four animatronics left over
Speaker 4: and that was that was it. And then it was
Speaker 4: just like empty crates with like signs that said what
Speaker 4: was there?
Speaker 3: Right, did you gobble up those animatronics? Nah? They were weak.
Speaker 3: There was a reason they they were. They were not gone.
Speaker 3: They were laying well see what I mean, what are
Speaker 3: now You've got to spend like actual money to make
Speaker 3: like there are hundreds and hundreds of dollars for.
Speaker 4: Like the they're three hundred, five hundred, eight hundred, but they're.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're spending like a grand for like a giant
Speaker 3: skeleton to be in your front yard.
Speaker 2: Right, dude, when I can get you one for free.
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to like I would dress up like a
Speaker 3: scarecrow and lay on the front steps and then cover
Speaker 3: myself with straw and then have like some straw lying around,
Speaker 3: and uh, they'd come and then I would jump up
Speaker 3: and scare.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what happened bodycam, and it just it
Speaker 4: doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 3: You can't do that.
Speaker 4: You're gonna you're gonna get absolutely shot if you do that.
Speaker 3: Which at your house.
Speaker 2: They're coming out to your house, dude, Adam, No, no, Adam,
Speaker 2: bodycams happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, that doesn't gonna make sense. You're gonna
Speaker 3: go viral.
Speaker 2: You trigger treaders are wearing body cam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna go viral disaster. My god, going treating
Speaker 3: as l a p D.
Speaker 2: Adam, you know what happened bodycam?
Speaker 4: You're gonna go I want to say you're gonna go viral.
Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna knock you out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you're saying, like a fucking doorbell camera, But.
Speaker 3: That's not what you say, said bodycamp, dumb, I just said,
Speaker 3: I just said cell phone.
Speaker 2: But I feel like that's why people are doing it
Speaker 2: now more than ever.
Speaker 4: No, you're gonna get knocked out if you're the scary
Speaker 4: guy laying in your fucking yard and you're popping up
Speaker 4: the kid too. Over are gonna be like, hey, there's
Speaker 4: a dude who pops up. As soon as he pops up,
Speaker 4: punch him in the face and we're good.
Speaker 3: But then you can grab them, twist their arm around
Speaker 3: and get them behind their backs and then you whisper.
Speaker 3: I'll show you a trick, and then you pop their
Speaker 3: shoulder out of place.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're still going viral.
Speaker 3: You're still going viral. Yeah, and you say going viral
Speaker 3: that's a bad thing. Isn't that the goal in life? Now?
Speaker 2: That's the goal? Isn't that the end game?
Speaker 3: No, this is bad viral.
Speaker 4: There's good viral and there's bad viral.
Speaker 3: Is that viral?
Speaker 2: We made Workaholics just to go viral. At some point,
Speaker 2: hopefully a cliss.
Speaker 3: Gets resurfaced, and the only reason we created Workaholics was
Speaker 3: too And I don't even know if that phrase existed
Speaker 3: when we created Workholics, but it was to go viral, correct.
Speaker 2: I remember talking about it, yeah, and how we have
Speaker 2: to go viral. I think Kyle said something about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kyle wouldn't shut up about going viral.
Speaker 4: You want to say tmz Dane footage of Adam Devine
Speaker 4: like like dressed as a scarecrow bending a youth arm
Speaker 4: back and see you want you want.
Speaker 2: To worst scenario he becomes the bad guy in hocus
Speaker 2: Pocus three. That's a good thing. Last time I checked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, what is that movie out that's right now?
Speaker 3: That that it's like that it's like a clown.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Terrorizer terror Terrorizer and it made like eighteen million dollars
Speaker 3: or Terrorizer three by the way. One and have you
Speaker 3: seen the other terrorizers Blake still Rising? Yes, they I've
Speaker 3: seen one.
Speaker 4: And it is super ultra violent, like crazy, like so
Speaker 4: much so that you just gotta be you gotta be
Speaker 4: ready for it, okay, like host.
Speaker 2: To that style. It's one of those movies where you
Speaker 2: just are watching it. Even people get dismembered.
Speaker 4: Even more like over the top, but even more gore.
Speaker 4: It's like ultra gory.
Speaker 3: Is it funny or is it? Uh?
Speaker 4: If you have the right attitude about it. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: kind of tongue in cheek, but it is scary too.
Speaker 2: Like the Menandez Brothers things funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Speaker 2: It's funny, fucking the Aaron Hernandez laugh right, Well, just
Speaker 2: depending on how you watch it, Depending on how you
Speaker 2: watch it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the casting of that one is pretty funny, so
Speaker 4: you can kind of chuck along with the Aaron Hernandez.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I mean the photos of this terror terror
Speaker 3: terrifier three terrifying. I mean he's fucking terrifying. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, the the scary clown shit is is is on
Speaker 4: point right now. It's trending hard.
Speaker 2: And do you recommend it? Should? I see the first one?
Speaker 3: Do they have? And you do have to see the
Speaker 3: first two in order to really appreciate the third. Do
Speaker 3: you feel I've heard you don't?
Speaker 2: Clint Howard's in it?
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it yet the third one, but it
Speaker 4: is making a boatload of money.
Speaker 3: Guess who's in the third one? It says on the IMDb.
Speaker 2: Clint Howard, I feel like I just said that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you did.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Clint from.
Speaker 2: Word All e s Fame, Love me some, Clint from
Speaker 2: nothing Else.
Speaker 4: But he's kind of a horror icon because he did
Speaker 4: I think it's called ice Cream Man. I could be trippy,
Speaker 4: but it's kind of like a you know, low budget
Speaker 4: horror that was sort of iconic.
Speaker 3: I remember that was how when we were kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember the box.
Speaker 4: It's like him holding a cone and then the scoops
Speaker 4: start shaping the skulls and you're like.
Speaker 3: Oh, the black guy, the black guy, who is the
Speaker 3: ice cream Man? Or no, that's candy Man, right, that's
Speaker 3: Candy Man. He lived across the street from me in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: No cool hell yeah.
Speaker 2: I believe he just passed away a few years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah really he was. I mean I saw him for
Speaker 3: the first time when I was like getting out of
Speaker 3: my car and I just see that guy behind me
Speaker 3: walking towards his car and.
Speaker 2: A bunch of bees came out of him.
Speaker 3: Fucking so scary, dude, Yeah, yeah, so scary.
Speaker 4: Did they remake Candy Man? I feel like they were
Speaker 4: like Jordan Peele was.
Speaker 2: They did I think Jordan produced it. I don't know
Speaker 2: what happened. Which if you watched that movie, by the way,
Speaker 2: it's like a fucking the original. It's yeah, the og
Speaker 2: it's like an art film.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't really directed it, but it seems European af
Speaker 2: in a way that you wouldn't expect. Yeah. No, I
Speaker 2: don't actually do that anymore.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Had to stop.
Speaker 4: No, The Candy Man is an all time horror film.
Speaker 4: That one's really dope.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was candy It was starring to do
Speaker 2: with the giant dick from The Watchman.
Speaker 4: Oh, Billy Doctor Manhattan, Billy Billy Kurdam.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, from the TV show Black Dude. What's his name?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find it right here. Oh yes, yeah, abdul Matein.
Speaker 3: Yeah he had a he had a hell of a pipe.
Speaker 3: All right, any take backs.
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 3: Well, the can the Candy Man. H The Candy Man
Speaker 3: was Tony Todd And this is the guy that lived
Speaker 3: across the street from me. Very scary, scary.
Speaker 2: How big was his dick?
Speaker 3: I never had a chance to see it. I never
Speaker 3: had a chance to see it.
Speaker 2: No way, it was small. Just just his demeanor, his
Speaker 2: demeanor alone.
Speaker 3: He wasn't giving small dick energy that. That is absolutely true.
Speaker 2: This man.
Speaker 3: You can have a face like that and be blessed
Speaker 3: with a small cock. He was cursed with a big one. Wait, yeah,
Speaker 3: that sucks.
Speaker 2: Do you guys think people's dicks matched their face?
Speaker 3: Well? I bet, I bet. I could have you seen
Speaker 3: the new like TikTok trend where it's like guys guessing.
Speaker 3: I think I might have sent you a video of like, uh,
Speaker 3: like do guessing the size of other guys guesses. I
Speaker 3: didn't get it. I didn't get that video, so I
Speaker 3: I think I said it to you. I don't think
Speaker 3: I got that one. I don't think I got that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, really, I thought I said it in
Speaker 3: our Instagram, a little thread that we send videos to
Speaker 3: each other. I don't know, but it's it's it's guys
Speaker 3: going like, uh, Peter North nine and a half inches
Speaker 3: and it gets it right, and then they just like
Speaker 3: list different different size and you the goal is to
Speaker 3: get the correct size. Yes, I feel like we should
Speaker 3: learn how to play that game. I don't know how
Speaker 3: you go about doing that, but it seems like a
Speaker 3: game that we would enjoy playing.
Speaker 2: But wasn't that just a spoof on things people do
Speaker 2: that are like actually trivia, But they did it about
Speaker 2: Dick's size, and I don't.
Speaker 3: Think it was a spoof.
Speaker 4: I think that those are the right answers.
Speaker 3: I think that was like, yes, I.
Speaker 2: Don't, I don't disagree, but I'm pretty sure it was
Speaker 2: just a spoof.
Speaker 3: No, because there's multiple videos, there's tons of videos out
Speaker 3: there of these people.
Speaker 2: It reminded me of like the cup stacking, how they'd
Speaker 2: be like you go and they're like, yes, fucking yes,
Speaker 2: I did it right three point seven seconds. But I'm
Speaker 2: saying like aesthetically not length or girth, just like the face.
Speaker 3: You're saying like bone structure. So like if you have
Speaker 3: like a bunch of pockmarks, you're afraid your dick is
Speaker 3: gonna be like lumpy looking. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: If you've been you're afraid, or if you're just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's character. My dick has character.
Speaker 3: Sure, it's seen seen some shit.
Speaker 2: And don't you want a dick with character or do
Speaker 2: you want an anonymous characters welcome? Just it's it's just
Speaker 2: a dick. It's nothing right home about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want a forgettable dick or do you
Speaker 4: want a super memorable dick where it's like I can
Speaker 4: never forget it.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you could just have a handsome, a
Speaker 3: handsome dick. It doesn't need to be like a homely
Speaker 3: looking dick, you know what I mean, an old like
Speaker 3: fucking witch's finger.
Speaker 4: But for a dick to be me, for a dick
Speaker 4: to be memorable, I don't know if you could have
Speaker 4: a dick that's so handsome it's memorable. Like, is there
Speaker 4: a dick that you're thinking of in your mind that
Speaker 4: is so handsome, like you like, oh my god, that
Speaker 4: one really sticks out to me.
Speaker 2: Did you guys see The Watchmen?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I really feel like I have a handsome dick
Speaker 3: when it's you guys have only seen it soft flopping
Speaker 3: around in game overman, And by the way, not the
Speaker 3: best showing for my dick like that. You know, it's
Speaker 3: just it's just a lamp dick flopping around. But when
Speaker 3: it's hard, that's when it really gets handsome.
Speaker 2: Dude, you need another four inches it shines.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that that's the thing, Like, it doesn't need
Speaker 3: another four inches. It could use another four inches, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't need another four inches.
Speaker 2: Right, it doesn't beg for it?
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, sure, Maybe if it was another four inches
Speaker 3: that might be a little grotesque.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, you know, monster, Do you want like an
Speaker 2: ugly tenor? Or do you want just a handsome five?
Speaker 3: I think anaral. I think we're not if we're still
Speaker 3: talking about my dick, that math is a little off.
Speaker 2: But no, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, things add up?
Speaker 2: Do you want like a nar shaped tenor or a short,
Speaker 2: handsome short thing?
Speaker 3: I think five would be a little five rock card.
Speaker 3: That's a little too small. I think you would have
Speaker 3: to then go give me the grotesque ten monster with
Speaker 3: like an elbow, it has like an elbow in it.
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, yeah, it's got to look like that. I
Speaker 4: don't know, Yeah, just an gnaral piece of wood, like driftwood.
Speaker 4: I want my dick looking like driftwood.
Speaker 2: I don't know. If you guys have opinions, if you
Speaker 2: listeners have opinions, sliding Blake's dms, let them know, show
Speaker 2: me your gnaral call no just saying like preferences because
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 4: A gnaraled ten No, but I'm also saying show me
Speaker 4: your gnarals.
Speaker 3: Blake's always always saying show me your cop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like aniral ten is.
Speaker 4: I want my ship to look like a UFC fighter
Speaker 4: after round three.
Speaker 2: You know, like that girl. That girl gets interviewed and
Speaker 2: she's like, it was right fun, your face is all
Speaker 2: hard idea.
Speaker 3: She's speaking out of where her temple used to be.
Speaker 4: I think I had round one, but round two and
Speaker 4: three got away from me a little bit.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna heal up and be back next time.
Speaker 3: Why do all fighters look the exact same? They all
Speaker 3: look identical. They all have this same face. That's what
Speaker 3: happens when your face is just beaten in so many
Speaker 3: times being punched a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I need more on this take, they all
Speaker 2: look the same.
Speaker 3: They all look the exact same, every fighter, every fighter.
Speaker 2: What do you need?
Speaker 3: You know? How they say, like all like blonde people
Speaker 3: look the same or whatever? Yo, all fighters look the
Speaker 3: same to me, every fighter, white, black, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: So like you think Jake Paul and Mike Tyson look
Speaker 2: the same?
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh No, I don't think Jake Paul's been punched
Speaker 3: in the face enough. I think he's still too fresh,
Speaker 3: like a seasoned fighter. When they like a cast iron
Speaker 3: pan they've been fully seasoned.
Speaker 2: I guess you're right. Like the cheek bones just get
Speaker 2: like hammered flat. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and everything's like stunk it in every This is
Speaker 3: like a little bulbous up here from getting your Your
Speaker 3: ears are all like grinded down collim flower. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think it's from just multiple just a ton of damage,
Speaker 4: a ton of damage to your face. It starts to
Speaker 4: not calcify, but it starts to build up.
Speaker 2: Fucking it's like sanding it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So if you wanted to look like a fighter
Speaker 3: but not do all that pesky training, you could get there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you just need to get pummeled in the face. You know,
Speaker 3: I would say, what two dozen times, just a lot
Speaker 3: of pump punch yourself in the face.
Speaker 2: A couple does will do it for sure.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, a few dozen and then do you
Speaker 3: have the ten inch or the five inches? You need
Speaker 3: another four inches? Uh? I think? I think with that
Speaker 3: kind of face, you don't need it, because a certain
Speaker 3: girl will look at that face and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's a fighter. I'm into that. So you've already won
Speaker 3: the battle.
Speaker 2: Interesting, and then you don't even.
Speaker 3: Need to fight, because then if you go out to
Speaker 3: the bars or whatever, and then people see your face
Speaker 3: they're like, I'm not gonna over there as a fighter.
Speaker 3: That's f I fight that guy fights right there. Ship.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's kind of the the life hack, just kind
Speaker 4: of get your face to look storted to the Mickey
Speaker 4: Rourke and then your g two G well.
Speaker 3: I mean it is weird, but I bet if you
Speaker 3: did that, there's other like tough bros that are gonna
Speaker 3: want to be like, oh fuck, fuck this guy. He
Speaker 3: thinks he's tough, and you're just there with your smashed
Speaker 3: in face, right Like, I don't think I'm tough. I'm
Speaker 3: literally just trying to look tough.
Speaker 2: I was in an accident, right I had.
Speaker 4: I had really severe reconstructive surgery from a bear attack.
Speaker 3: But it's cool you're fighting me.
Speaker 2: I was in I was in a stampede.
Speaker 4: I was trampled in Spain the Running of the Bull.
Speaker 2: I was in a stampede.
Speaker 3: But yeah, how about I kick your ass? Brother?
Speaker 4: Where you train at I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't actually don't train never have.
Speaker 3: It was a summer in Spain again. I had too
Speaker 3: much veino. I tripped the bull stepped right in the
Speaker 3: middle of my face again. Multiple bulls actually stepped on
Speaker 3: my face. People told me it was upward of six bulls.
Speaker 3: I felt the first one. I felt the first one.
Speaker 3: After that, you kind of go numb, You go numb
Speaker 3: to it after that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would do it again. I would do it again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was beautiful. The countryside is beautiful.
Speaker 2: I haven't been back. Kind of scared to fly now, but.
Speaker 3: I haven't actually been on an airplot. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3: The doctor say I can't fly.
Speaker 2: My ear will fall off if I do fly, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but beyond that and that, and it's hard.
Speaker 4: It's hard to get past the metal detector because much
Speaker 4: of my skull is metal.
Speaker 3: And then the guy's like, fuck you bitch, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: kick your ass. I wish you wouldn't. This is why
Speaker 3: I don't go to San Diego, Sandiego. Back when I
Speaker 3: was a young man. A young man, I used to
Speaker 3: not wear a leather jacket because people would want to
Speaker 3: fight me after the show. Interesting when i'd wear a
Speaker 3: leather jacket, really, and I think it's I think it's
Speaker 3: because and I might have said this on the podcast before,
Speaker 3: but I think it's because they thought I was trying
Speaker 3: to be like a cool tough guy. You like being warm,
Speaker 3: you're a greaser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They thought I was
Speaker 3: being like a cool tough guy when and I mean
Speaker 3: I was trying to be a cool guy. I was like,
Speaker 3: I wanted girls to think I was a cool guy,
Speaker 3: but I I wasn't trying to be a tough guy.
Speaker 2: But it happened.
Speaker 3: Multiple times. I'd wear the leather jack it out, guys
Speaker 3: would get it a little aggressive. I am I doing here?
Speaker 3: I take the leather leather jacket off. Suddenly the guys
Speaker 3: don't care about me at all. I'm totally inconsequentially.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something, dude. They probably saw the
Speaker 2: guns and were like, back off, back off, war child.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it might be time, Adam, what's up?
Speaker 4: I think it might be time to come home to
Speaker 4: the leather jacket.
Speaker 3: I think you can.
Speaker 4: I would love to see you in a leather jacket now.
Speaker 4: I think you've reached the age.
Speaker 2: But like a long one with like a belt.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh trench like a trench coat, mafia or not?
Speaker 2: Not a trench not no, no, the one that goes
Speaker 2: just like below the butt. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like a Jersey sopranos like penguins.
Speaker 3: I can't wear something like that though, because my ass
Speaker 3: does stick out too far. It's part of it, but
Speaker 3: then it's like it's like a ski slope in the.
Speaker 2: Back, little ducktail. Yeah, yeah, that's part of it. It's
Speaker 2: kind of part of it, though it's not a good look.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 4: The way the way my bros fuck, leather jacket flips up.
Speaker 2: I gotta beat this dude.
Speaker 3: If I don't fight him, I'm gonna fuck him.
Speaker 4: Brod Blake, do you have a leather jacket?
Speaker 2: I don't like even from when you rode a motorcycle?
Speaker 2: Would you ride?
Speaker 3: Yeah, those those three months that you had that motor
Speaker 3: that that hot three, that hot three.
Speaker 2: I mean, but don't you need you bought a helmet.
Speaker 2: You gotta buy something for like the rest of your body.
Speaker 3: I think I just wore a sweatshirt. Well, because he
Speaker 3: drove it three miles an hour on just on road road.
Speaker 4: You don't drive a motorcycle road.
Speaker 2: Damn what road?
Speaker 3: He rode a motorcycle three miles an hour up and
Speaker 3: down his driveway, so almost died.
Speaker 4: No, I rode it to set at Workaholics one time
Speaker 4: you guys don't remember.
Speaker 3: Nope, but I did.
Speaker 4: And on the ride home at like three in the morning, why.
Speaker 3: Would we remember that? You don't remember me riding up
Speaker 3: two step?
Speaker 4: It was actually the flashback episode at the pool.
Speaker 3: Everyone they were like sound speeds rolling and oh, I
Speaker 3: stalled out.
Speaker 2: And then after we wrapped late and then you almost
Speaker 2: got murdered.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was like one of those nights where we
Speaker 4: wrapped around like two or three. And on the drive
Speaker 4: the straight shot home down Matura when no one is out,
Speaker 4: a fucking van out of nowhere took like a left
Speaker 4: right across where I was driving and I almost ran
Speaker 4: right into it.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I think this isn't working. And what
Speaker 3: did you do? Because you didn't? So what happened?
Speaker 2: Did you sit it down? Lay it down?
Speaker 3: You lay layer down?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't. I know, I didn't. I didn't layer down.
Speaker 3: You look at a.
Speaker 4: Bush and say, fucking squirrels, squirrels, fucking I did the
Speaker 4: double break, you know, hand and and foot break.
Speaker 3: That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 2: And Blake, did the van look like this?
Speaker 4: What the hell you try to kill me? No, it
Speaker 4: was Carl's van. It was actually our transpo going back to.
Speaker 3: Dan, I wait, you had a foot break. I only
Speaker 3: had two handbreaks. I didn't have a foot break.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for the into places break.
Speaker 3: There's no foot breaks? Wait?
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 3: Or is there not?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember even riding a motorcycle. Is there
Speaker 4: a foot break?
Speaker 3: I don't mind there was.
Speaker 2: I like, how this dude goes. I had to break
Speaker 2: so hard. I used to mote the hands and the foot,
Speaker 2: and there's no such thing as a foot break. No
Speaker 2: wonder you almost die?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 4: No, wait, hold on, I'm trying to remember fucking motorcycle
Speaker 4: riding again.
Speaker 3: The clutch there's a back break in a front break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the handle, but there's no foot.
Speaker 3: But where's the clutch. It's your foot that's on the foot.
Speaker 3: That's okay, Yeah, no need.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this damn van came out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: No, the clutches, you know, the clutches but then you shift, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the clutches on the I can't even remember. We are
Speaker 3: so dumb.
Speaker 2: Are you wrong too?
Speaker 3: Yes? Because the clutch is on the left, So maybe
Speaker 3: you're right. Maybe there is a foot break.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure there's a foot break. Brother, This is
Speaker 4: how unconfident I am in my knowledge that if you
Speaker 4: guys challenge me, I do not respond.
Speaker 3: Well, I back down immediately. Okay, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 3: There is the river break, which is controlled by the
Speaker 3: right foot and is usually located on the right side
Speaker 3: of the bar. God damn it.
Speaker 4: Why can't I stand up for myself every once in
Speaker 4: a while. I never I'm a coward. I'm a coward.
Speaker 3: I think we stop. But you're not a cow Well,
Speaker 3: you are a coward, but you're a bitch, a bitch,
Speaker 3: your assholes, You're a bitch. So that's fine, it's.
Speaker 2: Not your No.
Speaker 4: I should have just been like, no, you guys are
Speaker 4: fucking stupid. I know what I'm talking about, but instead
Speaker 4: I cower.
Speaker 3: I was being very dumb in that moment, and you're
Speaker 3: And as soon as I looked it up, sure enough.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, thank you, I have my M one license.
Speaker 4: Finally know what I'm talking Well, so hey, so do
Speaker 4: I So, yes, you don't know where the motherfucking break is?
Speaker 3: Certainly, Uh well, I dropped my bike so many times
Speaker 3: because I lived in the in the hills, and uh
Speaker 3: it was the fucking it was the fucking.
Speaker 2: Worst dude, that seems like it sucks.
Speaker 3: It was a nightmare. It absolutely so.
Speaker 2: How was there not like a thing that like if
Speaker 2: you jump off, its just balances so you don't you're
Speaker 2: not scraping your chrome or whatever.
Speaker 3: Why why is Elon making fucking like I robots Now
Speaker 3: he's making like dumb ass robots and like fucking mini faces.
Speaker 3: Look like that looks so stupid. That look way too futuristic.
Speaker 3: You're like, this looks dumb or or this cyber truck,
Speaker 3: that thing's fucking hideous.
Speaker 2: I will say though, the van that he named that
Speaker 2: was fun, But why it was It's called like if
Speaker 2: you read it, it says like Robovan, but he called
Speaker 2: it the Reboven. I was like, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: No, dude, okay, that's fine, that's fun.
Speaker 3: We'll give him half a point.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like an early two thousands like
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell Inkerman reboven joke. Yeah, right, right, right, absolutely.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was laughing then, I'm laughing now,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Blake only doesn't like him because of
Speaker 3: his politics. You got to look past a man in
Speaker 3: his politics, but that's true, you can.
Speaker 4: I just feel like he's really taking a turn for
Speaker 4: the worst. That guy seems like a fucking total kook.
Speaker 4: I don't like him. Yeah that's don't well for sure, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he definitely is. But but that's okay. He could still
Speaker 4: make cool stuff, but he just doesn't. So that's why
Speaker 4: I don't like him.
Speaker 2: Love my car though.
Speaker 3: He just doesn't make cool shit. Yeah, I think I
Speaker 3: think the Tesla's I think they don't look great, but
Speaker 3: I think they are cool.
Speaker 2: I think I have four hundred miles per charge.
Speaker 3: But the cyber truck, that thing is fucking garbage trunk.
Speaker 2: It's great front trunk. Love it.
Speaker 4: So they he makes a good product. His design, I
Speaker 4: guess it's like completely like just his aesthetic is just bad.
Speaker 4: Everything that when it comes to like creative and aesthetic,
Speaker 4: he just air balls constantly.
Speaker 3: I think he tries to make it too futuristic when
Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, if you just made it look like
Speaker 3: a sick Mustang or a sick old muscle car or
Speaker 3: something honestly cool looking, and then have it be I
Speaker 3: have this crazy motor in it.
Speaker 2: You gotta remember when people were doing like hybrid cars
Speaker 2: or electric cars, they all looked fucking insane. Some comedian
Speaker 2: would be like, why do they all look like gay spaceships?
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was. I'm pissed now good, but
Speaker 2: like they all sucked. And then he was like, hey, here,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make this car that looks just like a
Speaker 2: regular sedan. This looks like a regular car. But guess what,
Speaker 2: it's electric. It wasn't like fucking weird to let you
Speaker 2: know it's electric. It was just a car, cyber truck.
Speaker 2: Different deal.
Speaker 3: Sure, well, I don't mind. Actually, the the sedans, I
Speaker 3: don't mind. I think that's the best version of what
Speaker 3: he's done. But the gold wing doors, I think those
Speaker 3: are stupid. I think there's those were a nightmare.
Speaker 2: I had that car.
Speaker 3: It was an the mini van like sorry, the like
Speaker 3: sort of like SUV one. Then he I think those
Speaker 3: look dumb as shit. And then the cyber truck.
Speaker 4: I'm like, at first I thought it was a cool idea.
Speaker 4: But the more you see him, there's a lot in
Speaker 4: LA I wonder.
Speaker 3: How I see a lot down here too, And they're
Speaker 3: like the time, like even I gotta drive it on
Speaker 3: righteous gemstones, I gotta drive it a few times. Here
Speaker 3: we go, Oh that's cool. Spoiler, how about that steering
Speaker 3: but I gotta drive it a few times. It was
Speaker 3: really cool. On the inside, it was it was fun
Speaker 3: to drive. It was pretty incredible. But then I'm like,
Speaker 3: I am suddenly. Every time you look at somebody driving
Speaker 3: one of those cars and you see them, they're the
Speaker 3: worst person. You're like, oh, I don't like you as
Speaker 3: as a guy. Interesting, notice me, notice me? It's very
Speaker 3: much unnoticed me.
Speaker 2: I feel like I see a lot of like Asian
Speaker 2: engineer types with good haircuts is who I almost here,
Speaker 2: And uh.
Speaker 3: Well, I hate Asians, So that's out there, Okay.
Speaker 2: I hate I hate good haircuts. That's who I keep seeing.
Speaker 2: I keep seeing like good haircut Asian engineer looking guys.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't see that at all. I see very
Speaker 3: rich bros down here.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I've never I actually make a point not to
Speaker 4: look at who's driving those things. I've never looked over.
Speaker 4: He's wrecked his car twice, just like I keep.
Speaker 3: My head down.
Speaker 4: I don't want to know who the fuck's in that thing.
Speaker 4: I just I just would rather it be like an
Speaker 4: autonomous driver.
Speaker 3: Why is that you like to stick your head in
Speaker 3: the sand, Blake, Yeah, man, ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 2: I like that I'm just seeing the same one Asian
Speaker 2: guy driving around and it's not multiple different dudes. It's
Speaker 2: just like one guy in my neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Probably it's just pro guy, the guy in your neighborhood.
Speaker 4: There's not that many. But I am curious outside of California,
Speaker 4: do those things exist?
Speaker 2: There are quite yes, Blake, they're everywhere.
Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Do they have good haircuts? I don't know.
Speaker 3: And it's and it's crazy that you threw your voice
Speaker 3: and can do a great impression of me when you
Speaker 3: said that sort of racially insensitive thing. That was a
Speaker 3: damn Blake. I would like to know if the Tesla
Speaker 3: trucks are in other states. Well, I tell you what,
Speaker 3: They're not really in Charleston, Okay, I mean I did not.
Speaker 3: Are they down under?
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 4: No, there's no test there's.
Speaker 2: No cyber trucks. No, I think there's Tesla's. There's no
Speaker 2: cyber trucks outside of the US right now. I believe, really, really,
Speaker 2: I could be wrong.
Speaker 4: The Wyoming that done got them.
Speaker 3: Well, there's such a look at me type car. That's
Speaker 3: why I think it attracts a certain type of person.
Speaker 2: I agree. I don't mind the swing. It reminds me
Speaker 2: of the vehicles from Total Recall, which were just kind
Speaker 2: of okay in a time where everything was like smooth
Speaker 2: and slopey and swoopy. They were angular and Cadillac kind
Speaker 2: of has angular cars, and they just took it to
Speaker 2: another level. I can respect the design swing.
Speaker 4: I would never buy one, dude, Honestly, when I first
Speaker 4: saw them, like, I was like, Oh, this ship is
Speaker 4: fucking cool. But now that I see them, like when
Speaker 4: I saw them presented on my laptop, I was like, yes,
Speaker 4: the Tesla truck looks fucking sick. It's like RoboCop. But
Speaker 4: then once you're out in the real world and you
Speaker 4: see more than one and some are like wrapped different,
Speaker 4: You're like.
Speaker 2: It's too far ahead of everything else. Almost.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like seems the Transpot captain, like the picture
Speaker 3: car guy on Gemstones that I was looking around the
Speaker 3: car and and there were scratches on the back of
Speaker 3: the trunk, and I'm like, oh, so the trunk got
Speaker 3: a little fucked up. He said that raccoons tried to
Speaker 3: get in the back because they thought it was a dumpster.
Speaker 3: Very it looks like a dumpster lit.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Yeah, so remember that for Jeopardy.
Speaker 3: Tried to get in the back of the Tesla truck.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 4: This rod in things that Tesla trucks are dumpsters.
Speaker 3: What is a raccoon?
Speaker 2: Raccoon? There you go. That's very Adam.
Speaker 3: That's very funny, very funny, very shagga.
Speaker 4: Like did you actually drive it or were you just
Speaker 4: do want to see? Yeah, I want to see the
Speaker 4: interior and like, what did it feel like?
Speaker 3: No, I drove it.
Speaker 2: You did the steering?
Speaker 3: What did it feel like? Was it dope?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: The steering is bizarre and weird? Did you notice that
Speaker 2: I drove I.
Speaker 3: Drove it all over? What do you mean? What do
Speaker 3: you think it is?
Speaker 2: And you didn't notice that the steering is drive by
Speaker 2: wire and that if you just turn it this much,
Speaker 2: it turns the whole car. It's a lot like you
Speaker 2: don't have to go hand over hand at all.
Speaker 3: I guess I didn't. I drove it. I love you guys.
Speaker 3: He'd let me drive it to lunch.
Speaker 2: I drove it all over. Yeah, but you don't have
Speaker 2: to cool. I think this is cool. You don't have
Speaker 2: to do like hand over hand turning for driving or whatever.
Speaker 2: You just have to go here or there?
Speaker 3: Because why how do you.
Speaker 2: Because it's it's attached to just a computer and the
Speaker 2: steering wheel computer tells the axle or whatever it is
Speaker 2: how far it wants you to move, and then like
Speaker 2: the faster you're going, it calibrates it differently. So if you.
Speaker 4: Favorite I hate that guy, fuck him. I'm never I'm
Speaker 4: not going to learn that shit.
Speaker 2: But you're asking me how it works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all I know is that you can take the
Speaker 3: Syrian well off and play video games, which is kind
Speaker 3: of tight. Okay, I'm back on along my boys, blade
Speaker 3: my guy. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Wait but okay, okay, beyond the cars, what's up with
Speaker 4: the fucking the robots? What what were those? I didn't
Speaker 4: really I just yeah.
Speaker 3: So essentially he's saying that, I guess choose a side. Okay,
Speaker 3: they're just robots.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, born a robots, dire robots, what
Speaker 4: do you mean they're just robots?
Speaker 3: No, essentially, they're just they're robots to like help you
Speaker 3: do the dishes, to like us go outside and pick
Speaker 3: up the groceries, to do all the dumb ship around
Speaker 3: the house. That's why we have children and apparently like once,
Speaker 3: he says, once he gets it up to scale, it'll
Speaker 3: be like thirty thousand dollars, so it'll be like your
Speaker 3: at home assistant. Which I'm like, are.
Speaker 2: We not just going them slaves? This is what it is.
Speaker 2: Just just make it not a person.
Speaker 3: It's very strangey. He will, he will, he will.
Speaker 4: He was like, he's definitely gonna be the guy who
Speaker 4: coins that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like our little slaves.
Speaker 4: Do you just have them like walk the perimeter of
Speaker 4: your house after like ten pm and they're just like
Speaker 4: the guards of your home.
Speaker 3: To protect sure? Yeah, yeah, if you want, if you want,
Speaker 3: you could do that.
Speaker 4: That's kind of cool, like a little sentry. No, dude,
Speaker 4: that's terrifying, Yeah, doing whatever.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're a little kid and you're you're gonna go
Speaker 3: tepee someone's house and then a robot comes out fucking
Speaker 3: grabs your arm, twisting around the back. It says I
Speaker 3: got a treat.
Speaker 4: For you, and his body cam is going the whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it breaks the kids. Yeah, yeah, exactly right,
Speaker 3: that makes sense. Viral as a motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm telling you, identify yourself.
Speaker 3: Identify yourself.
Speaker 2: Do you think people are gonna dress like that for
Speaker 2: Halloween this year?
Speaker 4: Elon, Robot bro it might be too close.
Speaker 3: Maybe.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, guys, is that the question of the pod
Speaker 2: right there?
Speaker 3: Do you guys? Do you guys have any idea what
Speaker 3: what you're Are you getting gussed up for Halloween?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I got a kid who wants to
Speaker 2: be a beaver, That's all I know. Right now. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what made him choose?
Speaker 3: What made him choose beaver? All right? I think you
Speaker 3: know you're raising him right over there? Brother, Okay, alright, alright.
Speaker 2: Let's just say it's his favorite animal.
Speaker 3: Who's hungry? Alan?
Speaker 4: Uncle Alan is gonna be pretty hyped on that one.
Speaker 4: I love that we call him a lawn on this
Speaker 4: pod because Durs says a lawn.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've said every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, dude, you're the only one that
Speaker 3: said I.
Speaker 4: Used to and then I like run it back. He
Speaker 4: used to call him a lawn. And that's the first
Speaker 4: album I'm I'm gonna use that.
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I didn't really know how to say his
Speaker 2: name until I decided he's my guy. He's my favorite.
Speaker 3: E lawn. It's a lawn, Elon, Right, and honestly doesn't matter. Well,
Speaker 3: you are the one who switched me to a lawn.
Speaker 3: So if I'm on Jeopardy and I say.
Speaker 4: Who is a lawn and they go, what why did
Speaker 4: you just say a lawn?
Speaker 3: That's on you, bro, They go, we're not accepting that. Well,
Speaker 3: so what made him choose beaver? Just favorite animal?
Speaker 2: Favorite animal? Right now? Yeah?
Speaker 4: R damn dude, that is a fun that's right. They
Speaker 4: build dams, that's right, dude, I love it, damn son.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like maybe they build dams out of
Speaker 2: couch cushions or something I don't know, or maybe there's
Speaker 2: a cartoon.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I've got I'm going to get to go
Speaker 3: to the new Clippers Stadium, Into It, Into It Dome
Speaker 3: now we're talking. Yeah, they gave me a since I
Speaker 3: did that Turbo text commercial. They gave me court side
Speaker 3: seats sick, you know, into it owns trobotax.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: I've been there.
Speaker 4: I went there for a concert, But I think basketball
Speaker 4: games is where it's really gonna shine.
Speaker 2: And why what are you saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what do you think as a concert venue?
Speaker 2: You think it's bad? You never want to go back?
Speaker 3: I didn't like it as a concert.
Speaker 4: No, I did, but they didn't really well. I think
Speaker 4: one of the main things about it.
Speaker 3: Is did you have to wait for a toilet? Because
Speaker 3: that was Steve Balmer's big thing. He doesn't want people
Speaker 3: waiting for toilets.
Speaker 4: No, I took so many ships, dude, it was crazy,
Speaker 4: Like direct, that's awesome, But what I think is like
Speaker 4: you're you're your seats like interact with the like the JumboTron,
Speaker 4: and like then there's the whole like clippers, like the
Speaker 4: wall or whatever. Like all the things that I wanted
Speaker 4: to see were not in effect during the concert.
Speaker 2: The way you're describing this is not helpful. You're like
Speaker 2: your seats interact with them, then the wall and how
Speaker 2: it So it's good.
Speaker 3: So what the with into it?
Speaker 4: Is it into it or in Yeah, I was gonna
Speaker 4: say intuit, but that's obviously what is uh Native Alaskans.
Speaker 4: But the into it into it GM They have like
Speaker 4: a really cool like like jump jumbo tron that like
Speaker 4: kind of runs along the inside of like.
Speaker 3: Yes, so it's like an acre like so yes, but
Speaker 3: like but like way bigger than so far.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the biggest one and then your seats
Speaker 4: all have these controls where I think when they like
Speaker 4: do the like the interstitial like trivia questions, you can
Speaker 4: like interact with it and all that.
Speaker 3: Ship. So I I just watched a video where Ballmer
Speaker 3: said that they're able to tell them like I'll handle this. Yes,
Speaker 3: they're able to tell Yeah, you were flaming.
Speaker 4: I honestly, I just I was looking at the chair
Speaker 4: and there were buttons, and I'm like, these aren't doing ship, so.
Speaker 3: I should be doing ship. He's he said that they're
Speaker 3: able to know down to the seat who is being
Speaker 3: the loudest fan with so like there's all these little
Speaker 3: things so they know what section is and then down
Speaker 3: to your seat, who's being the loudest. He's like, we're
Speaker 3: not listening to anything, just decimals, but we're able to
Speaker 3: know who is the loudest, and then they're gonna give
Speaker 3: away like prizes to the loudest person of the games.
Speaker 3: Who's like the point of everything is to get people
Speaker 3: interacting within the game the entire time.
Speaker 2: And right making it an experience so that you don't
Speaker 2: just stay at home watching on your huge TV.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: Yes, And the other thing I was talking about is
Speaker 4: I believe behind like the the home basket or whatever
Speaker 4: it is, like specifically they call it like the wall.
Speaker 4: It's like gonna be like the most hardcore fans right
Speaker 4: behind the basket.
Speaker 3: And they're there. They're gonna be like cheap seats. But
Speaker 3: there it's like straight up, it's vert vertical. So like
Speaker 3: when you're shooting, if you're the opposing team and you're
Speaker 3: there and you're shooting on that basket, your free throws,
Speaker 3: it's just like a wall of people screaming at you
Speaker 3: and they're they like have all these things in your
Speaker 3: seat that will light up and stuff. So it's going
Speaker 3: to be like a damn laser light show going when
Speaker 3: you're trying to shoot. And then also I think, and
Speaker 3: I could be wrong, and to players like this it's science.
Speaker 4: Well we're going to find out, and it's just the future.
Speaker 4: It's just the future.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to find out.
Speaker 2: See whatever pay me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, it turns into mutant league football. I heard
Speaker 3: there's no bars because they want everyone to be in
Speaker 3: their seats as much as possible. So there everything will
Speaker 3: be delivered to your seat like timely.
Speaker 2: With the robots.
Speaker 4: When I went there, there was there was bars. The
Speaker 4: whole thing with it is whatever you took off the shelf,
Speaker 4: you didn't have to go to the register.
Speaker 3: You could just walk out and oh, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: It was, that's right, there is bars, but it's uh,
Speaker 3: it's yeah.
Speaker 2: Why give people jobs? For sure? Got it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is where it kind of got sucked up.
Speaker 4: Is like when I went, you could grab anything and
Speaker 4: walk out with it. But if it was an alcoholic
Speaker 4: beverum kids you had, you had to go through the
Speaker 4: same pro so like with beer, they didn't do it.
Speaker 4: So that's kind of where it got a little. Maybe
Speaker 4: they'll figure that part out.
Speaker 2: But and Blake can't buying nothing but beers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm getting topa Chico with the with the hard
Speaker 4: Seltster brother.
Speaker 3: Let's go what what concert did you see? Oh? Did
Speaker 3: you see my girl Olivia? Wait? How is it that's
Speaker 3: your girl Olivia Rodrigo? Yeah, my girl, Oliver Rodrigo. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's your girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We dm each other. Did we cover that more?
Speaker 2: Tell?
Speaker 3: Yes? I saw?
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I DMed her. We asked her ten inches
Speaker 2: snarl there five inches beautiful?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my yeah, she's cool like that. I didn't No,
Speaker 3: I DMed her. She's a legend. Dude, I'd love Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 4: She's the ship, she's a she's a fucking god in
Speaker 4: my household.
Speaker 3: She blasts Sabrina Carpenter out the fucking water.
Speaker 4: Bye, what Sabrina?
Speaker 3: Move over? Sorry, durs, I don't know what. Sorry, you
Speaker 3: don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta get up on your tween tween rockstarle
Speaker 4: on your on your teen stars.
Speaker 2: So tell me why she's great.
Speaker 3: Her music is legit, pretty damn good.
Speaker 4: She writes her songs, she plays her instruments, she just
Speaker 4: she's the ship. She dances, she does it all.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what musicians do? Don't they do that?
Speaker 3: I don't know if she writes her songs, Oh, she
Speaker 3: for sure. Olivia writes her sh you guys.
Speaker 2: Are just saying things. It seems pretty normal.
Speaker 3: She got in trouble. She got in trouble for not really. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she got it for her first album. She got in
Speaker 3: a little bit of And then they're like, it's exactly
Speaker 3: a Paramour song and she didn't write it.
Speaker 2: She was like, who didn't she do that? About the writers?
Speaker 2: On Wednesday too, she was like, I mean I kind
Speaker 2: of make it up and they were like, well, we
Speaker 2: also write everything you say.
Speaker 4: But okay, oh well that's not Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 3: But I knows that. Jenna Tea, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm getting my people who hate writers mixed up.
Speaker 2: I just do w GA till I die, you.
Speaker 4: Know, absolutely do do. You were striking, I saw you
Speaker 4: on the line, but I DMed her how much I
Speaker 4: loved her record and she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I'm such a fan, so cool, which I was like,
Speaker 4: how sick is this?
Speaker 3: And Maroon five rule?
Speaker 2: Oh boy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then and then I started to text her again
Speaker 3: or DM her again, and Chloe's like, just leave it.
Speaker 3: You're like a forty year old man, your grandma, Just
Speaker 3: leave it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What did inspire you to actually reach out and
Speaker 2: tell her how much you liked her music?
Speaker 3: Because I was listening and me and Chloe were listening,
Speaker 3: and I was like, she's the ship, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna d m her right now.
Speaker 2: Who's an example of someone else You've done this too?
Speaker 3: The Black Keys? No, I mean, maybe no one. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I can't. I don't really, it's not like
Speaker 3: I do this all the time.
Speaker 2: Well that's what makes it kind of I'm like special wine.
Speaker 2: Why now yeah, special special. She writes her own song
Speaker 2: Goodbye sing. She sings her own songs.
Speaker 3: All American bitch. Hey all, I'm saying, put on all
Speaker 3: American bitch.
Speaker 4: She got she's got really good out. She's got some track, bro.
Speaker 4: She put on a hell of the shows. And what
Speaker 4: was really sick.
Speaker 3: For the show? I would, hey, next time you go
Speaker 3: to an Olivia Rodrigo show.
Speaker 4: Your boys in all Right count I will say I
Speaker 4: went there and the the breeders opened up for her,
Speaker 4: which I thought was really cool of her.
Speaker 2: That's cool, Okay, respect respect.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So she's like she's she's fucking fired. I ride for Olivia, dude,
Speaker 4: he's the one. Hey, guys, both of you, you just
Speaker 4: lost your man or you're going to jail.
Speaker 3: Now you might be going to jail. We're you know,
Speaker 3: we're fans. Bro. I gotta.
Speaker 2: Just just to just put a little button on this.
Speaker 2: I am trying to like because I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: know any Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Oh no, me neither, we don't. I don't rock with her.
Speaker 2: I'm going back in like the Spotify crates to be like,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm gonna start with this first album and like.
Speaker 4: Go through No, Hey, what whoever is? I know Swifties,
Speaker 4: You're You're united, You're You're guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't just say I don't listen to a lot
Speaker 4: of Taylor Swift just I'm more of an Olivia guy.
Speaker 4: I'm a rod Hey, I'm a Rodriguy myself Rodrick ro guys, guys, guys.
Speaker 4: Any take back, say apologies and the epics, and also
Speaker 4: not to pit women against each other, like we can
Speaker 4: like them both equally.
Speaker 3: It's just like.
Speaker 2: No one did, no one did weird thing to say.
Speaker 3: God, what a bitch? Yeah? Any take backs and apologies?
Speaker 3: An he uh?
Speaker 2: Any reason you live into your I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 2: I feel like I had like several takebacks.
Speaker 4: I know some things I hope are taken back, but
Speaker 4: I'm not telling I would.
Speaker 3: I would like to take back something on Blake's behalf
Speaker 3: the way. He did an impression of me and said
Speaker 3: I hate Asian when he said that, and I know
Speaker 3: and I know he was joking when he said it.
Speaker 3: I don't think, but it could be taken it could
Speaker 3: be taken out of context.
Speaker 2: Or put in the that was context.
Speaker 3: That it was Yeah, context is not Okay, I don't
Speaker 3: think I did that. Yeah, it was weird that you
Speaker 3: did that.
Speaker 2: But we'll see what the internet thinks. Let's until another episode.
Speaker 3: Hey, are you going to play some Olivia? What do
Speaker 3: you want to see? What the American bitch? Oh that's
Speaker 3: my jama. Yeah, but that starts off slow, so.
Speaker 2: So she just throws around the B word.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah she rocks. Okay, Yeah, I've got it
Speaker 3: queued up. I'm trying to think if I have a
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: Know if I have any take back today, really trying
Speaker 4: to think of what the hell we talked about Olivia Rodriguo.
Speaker 2: Was she a Disney kid? Like, where'd she come from?
Speaker 4: He was?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was. She's in this system. I feel like
Speaker 3: they all, they all are at this point. You have
Speaker 3: to you do the Disney camp.
Speaker 4: You have to start your career with like five million,
Speaker 4: five million Instagram falls in the mousehouse is.
Speaker 2: There isn't there a websitehere you can bet on people's
Speaker 2: success and can you bet on these little children too?
Speaker 3: That's a great idea, Drell.
Speaker 2: We like invest a thousand dollars as soon as they
Speaker 2: get like their Hannah Montana.
Speaker 3: Draft kids and the draft kids.
Speaker 2: And then when they pop off your COLLECTI checks.
Speaker 4: Dude, that's a great cause, yeah, it is a good
Speaker 4: I feel like we need to bet on more children. Yeah,
Speaker 4: bet on to win, bet them to win.
Speaker 2: To win, Yeah, of course, or you can hedge that,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, Well this was another and you take back
Speaker 3: and apologies. I can't think of one.
Speaker 4: I'm really trying to remember what the hell we talked about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of them, you know, Dick, was that this episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What about it?
Speaker 3: No way to tell. I would like to double down.
Speaker 2: This is your double down.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, I'd like to double down on. I want
Speaker 4: to I want a ten inch m M A fighter
Speaker 4: between my legs.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 4: I wanted to have the bumps and bruises, and I
Speaker 4: want to I wanted to look like it's been.
Speaker 3: Through a war zone. Thank you, Tom Center, bumps, thank you.
Speaker 2: This is Dick's got cauliflower ears.
Speaker 3: Hold up, all right, Well that was another episode. This cruisey,
Speaker 3: What the hell is that? I'm just gonna sell theirs?
Speaker 3: Hold on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like Paramour
Speaker 3: Whoa shots fire