Speaker 1: Okay, we just need to apologize right now for taking
Speaker 1: over your TikTok for you page. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the old ones are going viral, but the
Speaker 1: new ones are so much better.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so glad you found them.
Speaker 1: Follow like whatever you're supposed to do on these podcasts
Speaker 1: and just sit back and listen.
Speaker 2: Second, this is embarrassing. I just discovered I actually had
Speaker 2: no idea what the bases were. You know, like when
Speaker 2: you go out on a date and you end up
Speaker 2: getting to first base with this person. Yeah, I always
Speaker 2: thought that involved a lot more than the Internet says,
Speaker 2: because they say first base is just kissing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all it is.
Speaker 2: Kissing is an intentional walk in my playbook. But maybe
Speaker 2: I need to put my bases up on my Instagram
Speaker 2: at it's Young Jeffrey Kiss. Oh but you know if
Speaker 2: reverse Cowgirl is between first and second, it's not. You're
Speaker 2: gonna want to hear what third base is. Please check
Speaker 2: it on my install It's Young Joe Down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I only bring it up because one of our listeners, Brett,
Speaker 2: emailed us saying he got to second base before the
Speaker 2: date even really started. Are you twelve, Brett?
Speaker 1: How are we talking in these terms?
Speaker 2: That'd be a good team mascot. By the way, go cowgirl,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show man.
Speaker 4: I'm really curious now what the other bases are.
Speaker 2: I'll have you over for a party soon and we
Speaker 2: can go over and tell us about the girl that
Speaker 2: you want us to call today. What's her name?
Speaker 4: Our name is Rachel?
Speaker 2: Rachel, all right, Rachel.
Speaker 3: So I met her online and I always like a
Speaker 3: girl who has like a really nice sense of humor.
Speaker 3: And so she had a picture of her with these
Speaker 3: two dogs on each side of her, and it's like,
Speaker 3: do we look like family? Like?
Speaker 4: That was one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she had a costume to where she was
Speaker 3: like Mario, and I liked that she was a little different,
Speaker 3: like it was her and her friend Mario Luigi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she sounds fun.
Speaker 2: Fun did you end up doing for your date?
Speaker 3: So we spoke a little bit, you know, obviously over
Speaker 3: online for a bit, and then I found out that
Speaker 3: she never been to a hockey game, and I'm a
Speaker 3: big hockey fan.
Speaker 1: Oh And the great thing about hockey is that you
Speaker 1: don't have to like even know the game to have
Speaker 1: a great time at a hockey game. They're high energy,
Speaker 1: they're exactly And I.
Speaker 3: Made sure to get tickets like really close to the.
Speaker 4: Glass so you can like bang on the glass, maybe a.
Speaker 5: Puff would come our way.
Speaker 2: Good seeds within blood spatter range.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because that's how I got into hockey. Like
Speaker 3: when you were at a live game, it's totally different
Speaker 3: than watching on TV. TV little boring, agree, but in
Speaker 3: person amazing.
Speaker 2: What did Rachel think of her first hockey game?
Speaker 4: She loved it. Actually, uh okay.
Speaker 3: But you know, we pre gamed a little bit before
Speaker 3: the game, so went to my apartment, had.
Speaker 4: A good time.
Speaker 3: It got a little hot before, like we had a
Speaker 3: couple of drinks and then ended up making out for
Speaker 3: a bit. Games started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little reverse cowgirl to start the.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't even know what base that
Speaker 3: is anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just making out. That's exciting. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: have like instant chemistry one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: It was really great.
Speaker 3: I mean I had to stop and I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: hold on, we're going through quick, let's.
Speaker 4: Go to the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sometimes that's like should we even go?
Speaker 2: That's about the tickets?
Speaker 4: Yeah, half and half?
Speaker 3: You know, I was like I definitely want to stay,
Speaker 3: but it was also my home team, you know, big games.
Speaker 3: I wanted to make sure, like, hey, let's enjoy this.
Speaker 3: We always come back, like I think there's a good
Speaker 3: thing about mixing up energy, you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah for sure. So did you guys go back?
Speaker 1: Is that too quick to jump to that part? Now
Speaker 1: I'm curious.
Speaker 3: Well, no, so we could probably get there, because that's
Speaker 3: where I have some questions why I'm calling Okay, so
Speaker 3: you know, at the game, obviously we had beers pretzels,
Speaker 3: Like I thought a really good moment if she had
Speaker 3: like some melted cheese on the side of her face
Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, so I reached over, pulled
Speaker 3: off my finger and I ate it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love in any form, but that is not hot.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It may have been cute at the time, but the
Speaker 1: description just then didn't sit right.
Speaker 4: Look, she was smiling and we were laughing.
Speaker 2: At least grab a pretzel in white. I wish she
Speaker 2: was drunk. Okay, that doesn't sound too harmful.
Speaker 1: No, you guys are having fun. You have fun.
Speaker 2: That's all that matters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, And and we got put on the
Speaker 4: kiss camp.
Speaker 1: Ye oh my god, you guys are just sending that
Speaker 1: energy out to everybody around.
Speaker 2: Good thing we practiced before.
Speaker 4: It was good. We had a good kids. The crowd
Speaker 4: was cheering. I mean, like the Knight's going pretty freaking great.
Speaker 2: It sounds really good.
Speaker 1: I wish I was at this game, seriously, So where
Speaker 1: did the bad stuff happen? Where the weird stuff happened?
Speaker 3: So the game was like near the end of the
Speaker 3: third period, we probably like two minutes left, and she
Speaker 3: was telling me, Hey, I'm getting kind of tired.
Speaker 4: I'd like to leave early.
Speaker 3: And I was telling her like, this is my team.
Speaker 3: It's still tied. I want to say for the end.
Speaker 3: It won't last much longer. But she was really adamant.
Speaker 3: And then she was like, well, I'm gonna head out.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, comes because they stopped selling
Speaker 2: beer in the third period.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I almost followed, but it went overtime.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, so wait so she
Speaker 1: actually left?
Speaker 4: She did?
Speaker 5: She left?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, say she said, hit me up, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go home. I'm really tired.
Speaker 2: Now, that's bro, that's a girl. Test girls will be like, sure,
Speaker 2: you make the decision. I don't care, but then they
Speaker 2: really care.
Speaker 1: Yea. Also, I wouldn't even leave a game though of
Speaker 1: nice seats like take advantages, and I don't think she
Speaker 1: was testing them. She was saying I'm leaving, like she
Speaker 1: wasn't saying are you coming with me? Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think.
Speaker 4: I'm wondering if it's where it is?
Speaker 3: I mean, look, I'm not into the whole testing thing
Speaker 3: when I first meet you because of the previous trauma. Sure,
Speaker 3: but I'm glad I stayed because the team freaking won
Speaker 3: was shootout, you know out.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Text her you missed out?
Speaker 3: Yeah right right, Well I hit her up and I
Speaker 3: was like, we won, we won, and she just has
Speaker 3: an answer to my text.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say so. She hasn't said anything
Speaker 2: since she left.
Speaker 4: That was the last time he talked to her. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was it.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's secretly a fan of the other team.
Speaker 3: Hey, then it wouldn't have worked out anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna play a song, We're gonna come back.
Speaker 2: We'll call Rachel for you and try and get you
Speaker 2: your second date.
Speaker 4: Update all right, Brett, Yeah that sounds great.
Speaker 2: All right, hold on, man updates. We just got done
Speaker 2: talking to Brett about his first date the other night
Speaker 2: at a hockey game with a woman named Rachel, and
Speaker 2: there was a lot going on there. But we probably
Speaker 2: need to circle back to his email where he mentioned
Speaker 2: that before the game they had some drinks where he
Speaker 2: ended up getting to second base second which it reminds
Speaker 2: me of a sports chant that I do all the time.
Speaker 2: He got a piece of it. He got a piece
Speaker 2: of it. We need the r rest of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is that appropriate for the scenario?
Speaker 1: Not appropriate for life? Really, I would actually put that
Speaker 1: one in the back of the pocket and never bring
Speaker 1: it out again.
Speaker 2: I never take you to a hockey game.
Speaker 1: That's the wrong cheer for the wrong Yeah. By the way,
Speaker 1: there's a baseball chair.
Speaker 2: She's a bee. I kind of like, I'm not gonna spelling,
Speaker 2: but I think I know. Let's just talk to Brett. Brett,
Speaker 2: we're about to call Rachel here. Man, is there anything
Speaker 2: that we missed from your first date that we need
Speaker 2: to highlight?
Speaker 4: Nope, that's it.
Speaker 3: No, you made out.
Speaker 1: With her, you went to a hockey game, she left
Speaker 1: you didn't.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a good point. That could be the
Speaker 2: main issue that she ended up leaving and Brett decided
Speaker 2: to stay to see how things played out with his
Speaker 2: home team.
Speaker 3: I could see, well, you chose a team over me,
Speaker 3: you know kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Either way, if Jeffrey makes any to baseball references and
Speaker 1: our phone call to her, we're not getting you a
Speaker 1: second date. I'm just gonna let you know.
Speaker 2: Probably yeah, I was gonna help you score a home run.
Speaker 2: But that's all right if you don't want you, all right,
Speaker 2: let's just know it.
Speaker 3: I'm very wrong.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying third base for you.
Speaker 3: It's probably fartherest than I think I was ready to
Speaker 3: go anyway, exactly.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, baby steps, we'll get there. Let's just
Speaker 2: dial her phone number and see what she has to say.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Rachel. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is Rachel Rachel. My name is jeff from the
Speaker 2: morning show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning on the radio. Okay,
Speaker 2: are you a hockey fan? By chance?
Speaker 5: I mean I do like sports.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're taking our hockey pool.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: Did I want tickets or something?
Speaker 2: Depending on how the rest of this call goes, Maybe
Speaker 2: because we heard that you went on a date recently
Speaker 2: with one of our listeners named Brett to a hockey.
Speaker 5: Game, oh okay, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: See, okay, yeah yeah. What we're doing right now is
Speaker 2: called a second date update because after the hockey game,
Speaker 2: Brett's been having a hard time getting in touch with you,
Speaker 2: and he's not one hundred percent sure of the reason why.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know what to say. We went out
Speaker 5: to a hockey game and it was okay, it was
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it your first game ever? He said that, like,
Speaker 1: you had so much fun, is what he told us.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say I had so much fun, but it
Speaker 5: was okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, he had so much fun, I guess, is.
Speaker 2: What I should say. Then, from what we heard, it
Speaker 2: was a really good game and a big night for everybody.
Speaker 2: I know that he did mention that you left early
Speaker 2: before it ended, and I understand that. I'm an old
Speaker 2: person at heart. I know you got to be. You
Speaker 2: don't want to get stuck.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's fine. I took an uber home. It's
Speaker 5: just the way that Brett acted. He just went a
Speaker 5: little overboard. Now, not a little, he.
Speaker 2: Went overboard with what you mean?
Speaker 5: Well, okay, So to give you an example, at one
Speaker 5: point he was trying to get everyone to do the wave,
Speaker 5: and it wasn't working. People just weren't having its fun.
Speaker 1: If you're with kids, maybe at a game, like my
Speaker 1: five year old loves it once, but he even got
Speaker 1: tired of it.
Speaker 5: But it wasn't just that. So when nobody did the wave,
Speaker 5: he stood up and he actually pointed at these three
Speaker 5: guys that were two miles down and he told them
Speaker 5: the man up.
Speaker 1: Who was he still talking about the wave or was
Speaker 1: he referring to something else that they needed a man
Speaker 1: up about?
Speaker 2: It was the wave.
Speaker 5: It was like it was so uncomfortable. He was yelling.
Speaker 1: I don't know, this sounds weird, but do you think
Speaker 1: he was like show voting, like kind of like weirdly
Speaker 1: trying to impress you.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because at one point he actually ripped
Speaker 5: his jersey off and he was running up and down
Speaker 5: the aisle and it was like it was so hard
Speaker 5: to watch. I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: You're saying he doesn't look good with his shirt off.
Speaker 5: That's not That's not what I said. It was crazy,
Speaker 5: like a crazy for.
Speaker 1: A huge.
Speaker 3: No matter.
Speaker 1: How is that why you left you embarrassed?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a huge part of it. Before we
Speaker 5: went to the game, it was fine. I really liked
Speaker 5: his personality. I liked him as a person, but then
Speaker 5: that side of him, that sports fanatic, it was too
Speaker 5: much for me. It was a turn off.
Speaker 2: That's so embarrassing. That's not even on a date, it's
Speaker 2: even And maybe he didn't even realize that he was
Speaker 2: being that intense.
Speaker 1: I guess how could you not you with your shirt
Speaker 1: off running down the aisle.
Speaker 2: Well, let's let's ask him directly, because Rachel, I gotta
Speaker 2: tell you on the other line, we have a little
Speaker 2: surprise eyes for you. Give me a bee. No, give
Speaker 2: me an r.
Speaker 1: That's what we're telling Brett.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what she said?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rachel, that's Brett.
Speaker 4: I did. I mean, I didn't think it was that intense.
Speaker 3: You know, you go to a sporting event and that
Speaker 3: you let loose and you support the team, and uh,
Speaker 3: you're there to have a really good time. And I
Speaker 3: mean I didn't have any I didn't get any indications
Speaker 3: that it was too much for her, Like the kiss
Speaker 3: can't happened after I ran up and down the aisles.
Speaker 2: Well, you're kind of forced a kiss.
Speaker 3: No, No, you're not forced to kiss. No one forces
Speaker 3: adults to kiss like you do it, you don't.
Speaker 1: Rachel, are you still there? Did you hang up?
Speaker 5: I'm here. I just don't understand how he doesn't think
Speaker 5: that was overboard. That just help me that this really
Speaker 5: is his normal behavior when he goes to a sports games.
Speaker 4: Well, it's what I do.
Speaker 3: I don't do it when I'm like going around in
Speaker 3: my regular life like run around like a preach show.
Speaker 3: I just have fun when I'm at a game like you're.
Speaker 3: I'm there to enjoy my damn team and let and
Speaker 3: I think a lot of other people bred aside are
Speaker 3: in the same exact boat.
Speaker 2: Like when you're at the sports game, you're in sports mode.
Speaker 2: Well nothing else was doing the way of.
Speaker 1: Starting the way like you weren't just at the sports game,
Speaker 1: you were also on a first date like you. You
Speaker 1: can't separate those two things. If you can't act appropriately
Speaker 1: at a sports game, then maybe you shouldn't take a
Speaker 1: girl out on a first date.
Speaker 2: And he didn't do anything too over the line, like
Speaker 2: pain his face or something.
Speaker 5: When he ripped his shirt off, he had their logo.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that backfire. He thought it out and he
Speaker 2: knew he was going to.
Speaker 3: Playing Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on who
Speaker 3: says what the rules they're supposed to be.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm like, that's who I am.
Speaker 3: And if she didn't show me that she didn't like it,
Speaker 3: it was still exciting. So if she didn't like it,
Speaker 3: maybe I would.
Speaker 5: Have What do I say? It's the first date. It's
Speaker 5: not like we've been together for months and this is
Speaker 5: how you suddenly acted. It was the first date, Like
Speaker 5: you showed me your true colors and the amount of
Speaker 5: times that you who yelped, you suck at the other team.
Speaker 5: The others like your borderline of bully.
Speaker 4: It's a game.
Speaker 5: I could really hurt people feeling.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: In a way.
Speaker 1: In a way, here's the thing. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: apologize for embarrassing her?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to apologize for making the other
Speaker 3: players feel bad.
Speaker 1: I meant to her for embarrassing her.
Speaker 3: No one looked up at tears the penalty box.
Speaker 4: These guys are missing teeth. You think they care about me?
Speaker 3: Say they're not no flakes here. Like I played sports,
Speaker 3: I didn't care what the fans said.
Speaker 1: Or the sports. It's about your date, Brett. That's what
Speaker 1: you're missing. That's what you're missing. You're trying to defend
Speaker 1: being a fan. Being a fans fine, but also treating
Speaker 1: somebody that you're with with respect.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I can understand that. If I didn't have
Speaker 3: any indications, and I know now, I'll apologize.
Speaker 4: That, maybe it was too much for you.
Speaker 3: And if I would have known, I would have I
Speaker 3: would have traded my two.
Speaker 2: Okay, Rachel like, look at that. We've reached this middle ground,
Speaker 2: and now it's a good time to ask, would you
Speaker 2: too be willing to go out on one more date
Speaker 2: and we'll pay for it? Give me a why? Give
Speaker 2: me an ea? I missed the chance you're.
Speaker 5: Gonna I have one stipulation. I will give him another chance,
Speaker 5: but we are not going to a sports game.
Speaker 1: Oh fairy, that is the only way you're going to
Speaker 1: get hurt to like.
Speaker 2: You until you take him to the olive garden.
Speaker 1: He's like, give me.
Speaker 3: That stipulation is pretty tough because the only thing I
Speaker 3: had in my mind with sports. No, no, no, of course
Speaker 3: you can do anything else.
Speaker 4: I'm down.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a yes from Bread and a yes from Rachel.
Speaker 2: That successful second date update, guys, and we did it.
Speaker 2: We won the game.
Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys, he got a piece of it.
Speaker 3: Hits us Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.