1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to the Zyde Ducks. I'm 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien. That's Miles Gray, and here's what's trending. Yeah. Yeah, 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: is that a weed string? Now? But we would say 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: like ships bomb, like, oh, this is bomb and then 5 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: it turned into Bombay, then turned to Gordon Bombay. Yeah, 6 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: just like local slang. Do you create. His backstory was 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: that he was a great hockey player who then uh 8 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 1: gets pulled over for d U D Yeah, and he 9 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 1: brings such a disgrace on his law firm that he 10 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: can somehow do community service to get the hockey team 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: going again. Uh, and he's kind of he's a piece 12 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: of ship. I was actually watching the beginning of Mighty Ducks. Yeah, 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: he's a really unlikable like PROTAGONI yeah, like, I mean, 14 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 1: I get that he needs a redemption art, but I'm 15 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: like Gordon Bombay, I would be like, get this man 16 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: away from my fucking kids. Man, this dude sucks. Yeah, 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: he's like an asshole anyway, Um, anyways, fuck Gordon Bombay. Brothers. Uh, 18 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: let's talk about what's trending, such as and therefore Drew Barrymore. Yeah, 19 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 1: it is trending. She was on the Today Show talking 20 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: to Savannah Guthrie. You know, I think as people do now, 21 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,199 Speaker 1: every every celebrity is available for an interview. Uh, so 22 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 1: they're checking in with people. Drew Barrymore, you know, had 23 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: a very you know, candid response is sort of talking 24 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: about how she's dealing with being a parent and like 25 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: business owner or whatever in the age of choir, and 26 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: she was basically saying like she's been sort of crying 27 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: every day trying to like home school her kids. The 28 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: headline is kind of funny because it was almost like 29 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore cries every day trying to home school kids. 30 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: But really the real piece was more about how overwhelming 31 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: and how she realized, like how difficult it is to 32 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: where multiple hats now because the kids don't go to 33 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: school that you know, having to do everything from her 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: home is very different. So I can only imagine the 35 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: stress of teaching your children, uh, and like wanting the 36 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: best for your kids and then feeling like come and 37 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: we're like, am I able to do this right now? 38 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 1: Is I jog nine other things? Yeah, my wife is 39 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: a really great teacher. She's doing an amazing job. It 40 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: is stressful as fuck. What's your teaching style. My teaching 41 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 1: style is like I see, I'm like more, I'm too 42 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: like goofy with them that they like just don't take 43 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 1: it like literally. Sarah said to me, Uh literally, My 44 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: wife said to me the other day that they She 45 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: was like, see, they don't take anything you say seriously 46 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,359 Speaker 1: because I was like trying to get them to do something. 47 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: She's right, yeah, so just a lot of laughing and 48 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: then uh little does she know how many people you 49 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 1: educated with crack dot com? Oh yeah, the humor doesn't 50 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: get through to people look at us, and then all 51 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 1: that stuff turns out was made up. Yeah, She's like, yeah, 52 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: we don't stop telling our kids that rats can have 53 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: six thousand babies. It's not relevant to them right now. 54 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: I got I got big points though, because there was 55 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,920 Speaker 1: a book that we were reading that talked about a 56 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: butterfly called the California Sister. And I was like, in 57 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: your brother's your California brother, and that's stuck in his head. 58 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 1: And then the next day's class was about butterflies and 59 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: he was like California Sister and the teacher was like, 60 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: what is what are you talking about? And then they 61 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: looked it up. I was like, yeah, that's exactly I 62 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: taught him one thing that randomly came in handy. But yeah, 63 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: teachers deserve more money than all of us combine, every person, 64 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: every person who I mean, if anything, right, this is 65 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: all showing us what a living wage should look like, 66 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: and that you no matter what job you do, no 67 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: matter what, uh you know, high skilled labor whatever the 68 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: funk these know sort of the language people used to 69 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: try and devalue someone's labor like that, we can begin 70 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: to realign on what that means, like what's the value 71 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: of all of our work as people? Uh So that's 72 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: really like that's just gonna be really interesting is as 73 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: we come out of this and how on top, hopefully 74 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: on top of things, we can be to try and 75 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: affect like the good change that people need coming out 76 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: of this. But we'll see what that world looks like, 77 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 1: because it sounds like people just want to go right 78 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: back to fucking January like it was nothing. Open it 79 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 1: back up. That's a that's another thing that's trending. There's 80 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: some interesting pictures of people protesting to get their states 81 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 1: back open. Uh They're they're protesting in Michigan. They're protesting 82 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 1: at the Ohio governor's house. Um, there's a lot of 83 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 1: maga hats, a lot of just anger people who are furious. 84 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 1: There's some guy Fox masks mixed in there. Um, but 85 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 1: they're they're not observing social distancing. So I don't know, 86 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,160 Speaker 1: I'm just like, Okay, Well, it's because you know that 87 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,119 Speaker 1: we were talking about, like you know, the beginning that 88 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: a lot of polling showed that there was obviously a 89 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: partisan divide on how serious people took it. And now 90 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: there's been added sort of analysis on top of that, 91 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: looking at like uh, cell phone use and GPS stuff 92 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 1: like data that the mobile phone data that people got 93 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 1: their hands on and showed like when they layered that 94 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 1: on top of counties that went for Trump, there was 95 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 1: like a direct relationship with how, you know how like 96 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 1: what the impact would be on their movement or their 97 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: normal state of day life. Like where Hillary Clinton one 98 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 1: district would go down about seventy people's movement went down 99 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: by almost seventy in some places like a comparable uh 100 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,239 Speaker 1: Trump one would go by like fifty something. Uh So, still, 101 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: like I mean, it's still shows that there's definitely clearly 102 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: it's like the only thing really separating the mentality is 103 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 1: just what candidate you identify with. Ye. But maybe it's 104 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: also that Trump supporters are just the realist motherfucker's and 105 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 1: you can't tell them what to be covered in the 106 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 1: blood of Christ. Dog, what the fun is gonna touch me? 107 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: Not a fucking thing, I dare you that's true. That's 108 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: also true. They have that extra level of protection. Yeah, 109 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 1: from love, the blood of Christ, blood blood shed for 110 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: us on the Crossjack Easter just happened, his love and 111 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 1: his blood yep. Yeah yeah, better get right before you 112 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: get left. For h e double hockey sticks. I mean, 113 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,159 Speaker 1: I honestly could not have said it better. I don't 114 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: think it would be physically possible to say it any 115 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 1: better than that. I missed people saying, Hi, double hockey sticks. 116 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 1: H double hockey sticks is so dumb? Oh b J? 117 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 1: Who's this? O b J? He uhnecologists? No he was. 118 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,839 Speaker 1: He was your favorite president's vice president, right Oh yeah 119 00:06:54,880 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Odell Babies Johnson, Yeah, All Beckham Jr. The 120 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 1: football player. I don't know. I'm just this This has 121 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: been trending, I guess very highly. It's so odd again. 122 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: The NFL DR Fauci I think recently today said sports 123 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: could conceivably continue with empty stadiums now. I don't know 124 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 1: how much the NFL likes to hear that when you 125 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: consider the amount of asses you get in the stadiums 126 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: and what those game day revenues look like. But either way, 127 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: people would fucking rather have sports than not have sports. Um. 128 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,760 Speaker 1: But as the NFL chugs along, there are rumors that 129 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: he could be traded to the Vikings. Now, I'm not 130 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: a much of an NFL person. I've I've seen O. 131 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: B J juggles soccer ball, so I like that about him. 132 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: I think he has a nice signature sneaker, and I 133 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 1: like people from Minnesota. Our show in Minneapolis was very great, 134 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: So I'll funk with Vikings um and just the you know, 135 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 1: historical Vikings as well. So yeah, that's why. So those 136 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: are the things you know about the story. Have you 137 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: ever seen the the catch that he made where it 138 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: was like behind his head the one hand okay, good? Yeah? 139 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: Have you seen him like pulling a kickoff out of 140 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: the air with one hand and he checked that? Like yeah, yeah, 141 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: well he's I'm a highlighting I'm a highlight tape type 142 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: NFL person. Where it's like I didn't know about Lamar 143 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: Jackson until someone's like, hey, you need to watch this 144 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: tape because I know you don't watch the games, but 145 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 1: you appreciate athletic ability, and I'm like, okay, yeah, yeah. Anyways, 146 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: he had a he had a reil down year. He 147 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 1: played for the Cleveland Browns last year. Everyone heading into 148 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,880 Speaker 1: the season was like, ah, this is the Browns year. 149 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 1: People always say the Browns are always gonna suck. Not anymore. 150 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: They got oh b J, and they got Baker Mayfield, 151 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:43,360 Speaker 1: and Baker Mayfield turns out not a good quarterback. Uh, 152 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: and so it's there's not a whole like you have 153 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 1: to be the best like next level wide receiver to 154 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 1: still be dominant with a shitty quarterback. Like there's like 155 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:04,120 Speaker 1: Larry Fitzgerald and uh DeAndre Hopkins are the people who 156 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 1: are capable of doing that. And that's about it. Oh 157 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: b J was not there, so he's moving on to 158 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: the bike. And then wasn't he getting in trouble because 159 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 1: he smacked the cops ass. I feel like that was 160 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: the last time we talked about him at that LSU 161 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 1: feel like all the stories that you hear about him 162 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 1: being controversial boiled down to he's fun he's like a 163 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,880 Speaker 1: fun person to have at parties. Yeah, because he was like, Okay, 164 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: don't give I get you're in a football locker room 165 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 1: celebrating the wind, but you don't have to give this 166 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: sheriff the wild locker room butt pat even though eye's 167 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: having a good time. But yeah, hey, your honor if 168 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: if my only crime is having a good time. Yeah, 169 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 1: I think he's somebody who authority figures do not like, 170 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: he really gets the boss hogs angry because he's got 171 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,840 Speaker 1: cool hair. And then, finally, probably the biggest story happening 172 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 1: right now, stimulus check uh p n C is also 173 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 1: trending because p and see banks entire website nationwide went 174 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:08,560 Speaker 1: down because everybody went to check if the stimulus check 175 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 1: had landed in their checking account, all at the same time. 176 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: And that happened to a couple other sort of not 177 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,319 Speaker 1: not like the big national banks, but some of the 178 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,959 Speaker 1: I think US Bank was one of them, which I 179 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,680 Speaker 1: guess that's a pretty big one. Fifth third also went 180 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,560 Speaker 1: down when everybody went to their website. Yeah, but I 181 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:34,840 Speaker 1: do know some people are getting their stimulus checks. Shout 182 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: out to them. Yeah, and and and unfortunately there's also 183 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,440 Speaker 1: a whole lot of checks that need to be have 184 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 1: Donald Trump's signature on them. So there's a hold up 185 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 1: there too, because he wants people to see fucking check 186 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: show up with his signature on it. Yeah, yeah, it's 187 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: from it's a check from Donald Trump. It's from him. 188 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,079 Speaker 1: It's not it's not all the tax pair whatever fun it. Yeah, 189 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 1: it's from Donald Trump. Maybe that'll, maybe that will help 190 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 1: people get over his awful, awful everything. He's he's really 191 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 1: out here. He's he's really doing it, folks, like just 192 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 1: the balls, the balls to be like, no, it's gotta be, 193 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:12,120 Speaker 1: it's gotta be from me. There's never been a any 194 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,880 Speaker 1: any payment from the federal government that's ever had any 195 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: politicians name on it, but he demanded in these unprecedented times, 196 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:27,600 Speaker 1: we need unprecedented credit given to Donald Trump. But that, like, 197 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,319 Speaker 1: as you say, he's got balls. The concept of balls 198 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: only applies to people who have a sense of shame, 199 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He just has no shame. 200 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,640 Speaker 1: So he's like what you're talking about, He's like, this 201 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: is how the funk I roll on Petty insecure and 202 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 1: everything is distermined by my ego. I actually don't do 203 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 1: much thinking I just I just react constantly. Turns out 204 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:51,840 Speaker 1: don't do much thing. His shame feeling is just broke 205 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: off something in the Slate seventies. Uh, well, Miles, it's 206 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 1: been a pleasure talking to you on this day. Tomorrow's 207 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: very fun episode, very good episode. I'm looking forward to 208 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,360 Speaker 1: people hearing it. Way to sell it. Yeah, man, we 209 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,400 Speaker 1: hope you guys are We hope you guys are staying safe, 210 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:16,439 Speaker 1: washing your hands, not going to your governor's house to 211 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:20,079 Speaker 1: shout through the window with the Trump had on. Uh, 212 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:23,200 Speaker 1: stay safe, be kind to each other, and we'll be 213 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,760 Speaker 1: back tomorrow. We'll talk to you guys then Bye later