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Speaker 1: you might have also seen our guest as one of

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Speaker 1: star on the rise, Honey. Please welcome our guest, Patty Harrison.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ruku, I am very good. I'm so

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Speaker 1: happy to be here. Thank you for all of those plugs.

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Speaker 1: She was scarlet Joe Hanson, Scarlet Johnson and Patty's older

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Speaker 1: Wars absolutely absolutely, it's Stars War, I said Star Wars,

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Speaker 1: elderly Womenah, where's Kirston, Kirsten? I want Kirsten to voice

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Speaker 1: that Paul Virhoven? Yes, yes, I love I did not

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Speaker 1: I not see that movie. But also I haven't seen Moonlight.

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Speaker 1: tweeted today by Suttie Green who said, I know who

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Speaker 1: all of you are who haven't seen Moodlight and she's

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Speaker 1: talking about me and pass Patty Harrison now and Patty Harrison,

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Speaker 1: don't come from me. Don't come from me in the comments,

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Speaker 1: not come for Patty in the comments. Suttie Green, you

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Speaker 1: are blacklisted. Suttie Green. How about how about this Snooty?

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Speaker 1: How about snoot Green? Snooty mean her? Honestly she deserves it,

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Speaker 1: honestly shout out to Snooty Means. But listen, guys should

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Speaker 1: appropriate time we want to ask Patty the question we

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Speaker 1: I could get used to that. What influenced you? What

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Speaker 1: I'm going to like this. Yeah. It could be a movie,

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Speaker 1: What what influenced your path? It could be Suberbia, it

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Speaker 1: it Rouni Kenshin on Netflix? It on Netflix. It's on

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Speaker 1: I gonna do? White my hands? No? I have to.

422
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm not a monster for not wiping my ass. I

423
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: am a monster for sucking a kid. But I'm also

424
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: a single mom, and I'm very busy. Understand. Let's write that.

425
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: I love that. Um, it's the sequel Spider Wars too, Mom, Mom, Mom,

426
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: who does in my grass, but sucks her son's class.

427
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 1: That's what you're and done plays yes, but she's she

428
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: makes a return apparent, she reprises her role, reprises her

429
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: reprise whatever I'm talking to, reprise, reprise. Okay, here's a question,

430
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 1: answer it for all time. The second time a song

431
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: is done in a musical, is it a reprise or reprise?

432
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 1: Reprises the noun, reprises the verb done. Okay, So to

433
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: reprise something, yes, so I use that. I use the

434
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: word wrong with Kirston just now, but it's a reprise

435
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: when it's an object. Do you know what I'm saying? Okay,

436
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: just don't use it wrong again and then we're good.

437
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 1: But I feel like the colloquially people just go wild.

438
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: It's like people because I want to say biopic, but

439
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: I've been told no, no, no, no, no no. I

440
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: think it's biopic. I maintain that it's biopic by by

441
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 1: a fuck biopic. Reading an online for so many years,

442
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: what I did think it looked like biopic. No, because

443
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: they're a biopic. That doesn't sound right. It's got to

444
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: be biopic. Because in my film classes and for every

445
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: professor and t A had said biopic. No, because that's

446
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: like them trying to sound smart by saying like rhyming

447
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 1: it with the word myopic, which is not a genre.

448
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: But where did you go to college? University in Athens, Ohio?

449
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: Athensa state school? State school? Was it? Was it a

450
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: state school? No, Ohio State unt? Yeah, we were an

451
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: hour south. Did you mean her know each other? Yeah?

452
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 1: Through uh a college improv. We didn't go to school together,

453
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: but we met at os U s improv conference, which

454
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: is which was what was it bell Weather? You did

455
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 1: in college in the whole? Yeah, Oh my god, bell Weather.

456
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 1: I wish I would have they so they invited us

457
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 1: out there in my dan box. We were this close

458
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 1: to you, and then the trip just didn't work out.

459
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: Oh you should have wentst It's so good. I know,

460
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: I kind of wish I and then maybe we would

461
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: have met each other. I wish we would have done

462
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: more trips that something. Looking back in college, like, I

463
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: wish our groups would have done more. We did some

464
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 1: and they were all East Coast, you know what I mean?

465
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Speaker 1: Like you guys went to l A one time where

466
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: I was in m y U as well as long

467
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: along with but Bone was in the improv group Danger

468
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: Box and I was in Hammercasts and we just the

469
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: sketch group, and we didn't really do a lot of

470
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: trips like we did a lot of We did one

471
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: to like Yale. We did d C together d C

472
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: and then of course they were skin More Washington, Dell Close. Somebody,

473
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: somebody said a joke about adult Close today was like,

474
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know who deal closes. But

475
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,360
Speaker 1: I looked at a picture of me and it looks

476
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: like a fucking asshole. Was like white guy with a

477
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: big beard and like glasses. No one's ever seen his eyes.

478
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: He is dead and just saying, you know, you can

479
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: fucking run your mouth all you want, but improv goourse

480
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: can die and when they do, it's hard on all

481
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: of it, you know, and they can't respond. He probably

482
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: got a shitty ask too. And you know what, I'll

483
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: say that can we confirmed that someone wiped? Does? Wait?

484
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: Patty Patty? I think Matt and I want to talk

485
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: all about Patty reviews Exotic Animals Edition and I love it.

486
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: Can you tell um? Can you spill the tea on Nature? Nick? Nature? Nick? No,

487
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: as much as I don't, I'm not as eager to

488
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: let you spell that. I just want to know as you. Okay,

489
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,880
Speaker 1: he leads a private life. Who are we to spill

490
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: all the tea? He is. He honestly loves the attention.

491
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: He is happily married, and he lets his wife a

492
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: name A lot of the animals those are they're okay

493
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: there and she's got the pants and that yes, uh,

494
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: and they raise these animals and um, and I think

495
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: Long Island uh. And he's he is uh. He's very

496
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: nice and formal, and he's a good foil to you,

497
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: a great foil to you. But lately I think nature

498
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: Nick is really just clocking this attention he's getting because

499
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: I think in the new oh, he's been a little

500
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: more sassy. It's been a little more sassy. Yes, well

501
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: that's the So the first series um of episodes, my

502
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: Turtleneck Mustache series, I um, we shot all those in

503
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: one day. And then the second series, which are the

504
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: ones that are being released now, and there's like, I

505
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: think six more. So we did six out one time,

506
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: and then we came back and did another six and

507
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: the second time. He was like, I didn't understand really

508
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: what you were going for the first time, but now

509
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: that I watch it, I get It's like a funny thing,

510
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, so he was a good sport

511
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: both times. I think he understood his role, assignment, his

512
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: fucking place. I did like how he was just earnestly

513
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: in the first series, just like yeah, this is this

514
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: animal and well, no, Patty, I don't I don't know

515
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: about that, like just answer about that, very very very

516
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: just innocently, I guess. But I mean, I love everyone

517
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: loves the series. I think, how how did you how

518
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: did you pitch this in there? Was there? Did you

519
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: do a Patty reviews of other stuff before? Was this

520
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: was the Exotic Animals Edition? Like an addendum to like

521
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: something that didn't even exist before. No, so this was

522
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: actually something that was pitched by, I guess helmed by

523
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: Ethan Berlin, who is the creative lead. Uh he he

524
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: is a light uh and he so he just basically said,

525
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: if we if we got um and like an exotic

526
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: animal handler just bringing a bunch of animals, would you

527
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: want to shoot videos of them? And I was like, oh, hello,

528
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: yah queen, And then he was like, what would you

529
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: want to do? I was like, I don't know. He's like,

530
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: can you just like review them or something? So that

531
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: was basically it was very loose, um and very yeah,

532
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: it's very uh, it's uh, there's it doesn't seem like it,

533
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: but there's nuance. And we're saying thing as the Trendon's

534
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: woman of Gather. Everything I do is in insctly political. Yes, yes,

535
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: you caught me. I was going to say political and

536
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: I was going to say political. Yes, say it, Matt, yes,

537
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: that word. Yes? And how long did it take to

538
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: shoot the first series? So I feel like that must

539
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 1: that shoot is? The first series is a bonkers, crazy,

540
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: amazing and I'm like, how could you sustain that energy

541
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: for a whole shoot, for a whole sash? It was

542
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: it was I think a ten ten or It was like,

543
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: I guess we got there. But the shooting it was

544
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: I think probably like eleven to four pm or five pm.

545
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna see eleven hours. I was like, yeah,

546
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: eleven hours per animal, all animals, they all passed on

547
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: from wear and tear. Absolutely, what is the animal? Oh

548
00:31:54,760 --> 00:32:00,239
Speaker 1: my god, yes, I think that the best the well

549
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: I had the best time with um there was yeah,

550
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: the wallabies great, the parrot there. So there's a lot

551
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: of stuff that didn't make it in that is uh

552
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: so basically there there's another video coming out that's a

553
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: Kuka Barrah and I think it has another name. It's

554
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: like a kingfisher. But basically, uh, they're both very talkative

555
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,479
Speaker 1: birds like naturally but raised I guess in the wild

556
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: they they communicate with each other, but since they're both

557
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: raising captivity, they talked to when they make noise, they

558
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: talk to people and uh, but they were before we

559
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: were filming. They were both beside each other like on

560
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: like in their cages and they are just like responding

561
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: to any noise. So when one would start, another would

562
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: just start to go. In Kuka Barra's are the loudest

563
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: animal on earth, Like it is the funniest noise, and

564
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: so the parents and the parents the same way. If

565
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: you as soon as you start to talk at the parrot,

566
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: it just starts to be like we're like that ship.

567
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: And so as long as you do it, it will

568
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: do it back in the koko bro is the same.

569
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: So if you just like w w wa wa, it'll

570
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: start to do it back. So and that's so fun

571
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: to me is when someone matches your energy in an

572
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: improv scene. And then also if it's just a bird,

573
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: I had so much fun matching energy with these energies,

574
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: with these birds. It was those were really fun. I

575
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: think that's that's the quote just I think just the

576
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: Patty Harrison quote, not irrespective of this podcast. But I

577
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: had so much fun matching energies with those birds. Rookocko

578
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: Rooko said, I did recently write a song called all

579
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: My Birds, and you guys can look out for it.

580
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: This is real, This is real. This We were in

581
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: Chicago and Matt just wrote this song one night. We

582
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: were just had just finished dinner. I don't even think

583
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: you had that much to drink. This is not a

584
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: drunken thing, No, it never is. I think that it's

585
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: going to be the first single off my untitled album

586
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: as of yet untitled album, and they'll be dropping pretty soon.

587
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: I think, I think, I think, I think the title

588
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: of your album is gonna be Joel Kim Booster Eat

589
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: my Joel Kim Boster Eat my ass. Yeah, for the

590
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: that's out of context, but Joel is in Australia right now,

591
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: and he was on Tinder and he came across the

592
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 1: profile which was this guy Bryce and the first line

593
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 1: was Joel Kim Booster eat my ass and then he said,

594
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: I promise mine tastes better than Justin Trudeau's because Joel

595
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: famously posted a pick of Justin Trudeau's. Do you think

596
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: that that means that Joel is famous? Like all of

597
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: a sudden he was scrolling through and do you think

598
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 1: someone knew he was? I think someone did that come about?

599
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: That's what that means. I hope I get famous enough

600
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: to have people beg you to eat theirs on Tinder

601
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: unlike a real crapshoot of an app to like, It's

602
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: not like he was on Instagram and tagged him. You

603
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Anyway, I hope that's what the

604
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: reason was too. But I mean, could it be anything else?

605
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure how could we What's a scary thing we

606
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: could find about this? That maybe it's not a good

607
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: thing that he obviously has an ass eating stalker, or

608
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: that his ass has some toxin in it and he

609
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 1: wants to poison Jewel. Oh my god, do you think

610
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: that there's a witch that's got a spell on this

611
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: boy and he has a poisonous ass like an apple,

612
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: and and he's trying to eat the ass will fall

613
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: into a deep No, Bryce wouldn't get anywhere near a witch.

614
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: That's the only way that need to wake Joel up

615
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: from the sleep is to eat Joel's ass. You know

616
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: what's funny, my dad. I told my dad today about

617
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: this podcast because I don't think he really got what

618
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: it was. And he's like, oh, you gotta send me

619
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: a link, and he just jump onto this episode. We're

620
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: like talking about eating my friend Joel's ass. Okay, Matt's dad,

621
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: imagine this. It's like Sleeping Beauty a story, but it's

622
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: two gay men and one of the men is eternally

623
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: asleep and the only way to wake him up is

624
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: to eat his ass. And when you walk up to

625
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: his castle, he's laying face down, and he's in a

626
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: fucking jock strap and he's in a little cropped mesh

627
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 1: football T shirts face he's in a Penis the Band shirt.

628
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: That's probably Joel's outfit that I would write that Patty,

629
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: Patty is good. Patty is coming up with a bunch

630
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: of these premises and I'm on board with all them. Well,

631
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Speaker 1: she's trained to come up with premises, I know. But listen,

632
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Speaker 1: I'm saying I just I thought you're going to say

633
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Speaker 1: she's trans, but she's trans and like, just so everyone

634
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Speaker 1: have amazing ideas, just so everyone knows. When I walked

635
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Speaker 1: in the door, Matt turned around and he took his

636
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Speaker 1: straw out of his tab soda and he winked at

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Speaker 1: me and she's trends. And then he turned back around

638
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: and then he put he took off two doors. Yes,

639
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: it took two doors stacked on top of each other

640
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: in completely different shapes. Yes. I had dispute every word.

641
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: And that's when I knew that there was there was

642
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: a fracture in the queer community that caused the Fisher.

643
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: Absolutely there. Wait, Patty, I think there's a star, um,

644
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: a potential in your mother because Patty over over Thanksgiving break.

645
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to bring this up, but over Thanksgiving me.

646
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,959
Speaker 1: This is on Patty's Instagram story. Then she later weeks

647
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: later posted it onto Instagram. I'm so glad she did.

648
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: It's um. You start with an Ope fad In on

649
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: Patty's mom Baden scrolling on her phone, and then cut

650
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 1: to Patty just doing the you know, the reverse shot

651
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: of just us seeing what's on her phone, and then

652
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 1: Patty has blurred out the phone screen and put an

653
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: overlaid on top of it. Is Hugh Jackman's penis real?

654
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: And then it's just Patty's mom just scrolling through, and

655
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: then cut back to Patty's more scrolling, and then you

656
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: hear off camera Patty saying, Mom, that's so gross. What

657
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: are you googling? And then Patty's mom is like, I'm

658
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: not googling anything. What are you talking about? And that

659
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: performance start making talking about she she has. She can

660
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: just access a gravitas in a way that I haven't

661
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: seen a comedic gravitas where it creates this juxtaposition. It's

662
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: kind of like, I mean, you know, I would say

663
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: on a Farris, on a Harris and Scary movie, Not

664
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Speaker 1: since on a Faris and Scary movie have we seen

665
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 1: this scravatas wait, I watched Scary Movie to a couple

666
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: of day three is the one you need to watch.

667
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: I have. I had that VHS. I can quote it

668
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: from top to bottom. It's my favorite one. And I'll

669
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: say it again. The best scene in cinema history is

670
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: when Simon Rex Wox that Simon Rex walks out of

671
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: the classroom after getting a date with Anna Faris's character,

672
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: and he closes the door and all the crayons at

673
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: the door, and Regina Hall says, how the fund did that?

674
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: I think the opening scene of the opening scene of

675
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: Scary Maybe three is true. I watched it again. Family

676
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: Anderson and Jenny McCarthy amazing, both of them so good.

677
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 1: She goes and I love when like she sees like understand,

678
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: Leon sees that, Jenny McCarthy is like obviously. Then she's like,

679
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: are you okays off and she's like, okay, okay. The

680
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: cow says blank. Cow says says blank, dude, dude, And

681
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: it's really funny to see you guys laughing. I don't

682
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 1: know you guys can't see this, but they are both

683
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: beaming right now, smiles. And that is one of the

684
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: most misogynistic scenes in a film. And as a feminist,

685
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: watching this now is very uh you know? Or are

686
00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: they having fun? Women wrote that film? Women wrote that film,

687
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: wrote that film. I listened to an Affais on Rupause

688
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: podcast and she is just a cool fucking person and

689
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: sucking on Affaris is the best. And the way she

690
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: booked Scary Movie was not like she gave herself a

691
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: year to like book and she was not a comedic actress. Yeah,

692
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: super dramatic. All friends are like you're not funny, Like

693
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: what are you doing? It was like, I don't understand,

694
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: you're not funny, and then she was, so she went in.

695
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: She went in for a scary movie and like the

696
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: way in brothers loved her and yeah, and then she

697
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: just did the first movie because if that's why I

698
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: think it's why it's so funny, is that she plays

699
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: it's the dumbest premise of all time, and she just

700
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: delivers every line so sincerely, and that's it's very inspired.

701
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: So much of my sense of humor. What I was

702
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: attracted to is like as a as a comedian, yeah, same,

703
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: I think that any comedic actress, which are two words

704
00:40:54,920 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: that I comedic actress, Like what does that mean? Also actress? Yeah,

705
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: but like if someone came in there and tried to

706
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: play it for comedy, it wouldn't have been you're right

707
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: and you can you can pick up on that right away. Um,

708
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is all coming back to me.

709
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: First our raid movie I ever saw was Scary Movie

710
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: because my sister and I wanted to see it so badly.

711
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: We're not seventeen, very controversial, so our mom brought us

712
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: to see the Scary movie. And then by the time,

713
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: I forget, I forget, I forget which which actor. This

714
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: was one of the way in his brothers. By the time,

715
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 1: he's like in the bathroom and there's that glory whole thing,

716
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: and then he gets stabbed in the in the aar

717
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: and dies. My mom was like, we're leaving, and I,

718
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just this is yeah, I just

719
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: remember that. Just I think that that happened to us.

720
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: With Anchorman. We went to Dorney Park, me and all

721
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: my cousins. No, it was straight, but we went to

722
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: Dorney parkram my cousins and it poured rain so much

723
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: so that they closed down the park. And we're like fuck.

724
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: And my parents were like, all right, we'll go take

725
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: him to the movie. So they took us to see

726
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: Anchor Man. And I was probably thirteen fourteen, but I

727
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: was with my two years my sister who was Ted,

728
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 1: and my cousin who was nine, Christine and Chelsea, and

729
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: my cousin Michael, and I were laughing, hysterical, and I

730
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: think they made it ten minutes and they were like, no,

731
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: we have to take the girls out, the younger kids.

732
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: And but and I the first time I watched that movie,

733
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: I was like I don't fully get this, but I

734
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: know it's funny. And the second time I watched it,

735
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: I was like, no, this is the best movie of

736
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: all time. Anchor man, I fucking loved it. Is it PG? Thirteen?

737
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: I think it is? And there was like an unrated

738
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: version that came out as the DVD. Yeah, I remember.

739
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: I remember a moment with Austin Powers with a lot

740
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: of vagina when she when she says in Japan, men

741
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: come first and women come second, and and he's like, oh,

742
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: sometimes no one at all. And I remember asking my

743
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: drilling her and what does that? What does that mean?

744
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: And she's like it's a joke. Let's move forward, and

745
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: I said, no, it does come mean tell me what

746
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: comes means. She's like, that's someone forward and I was like, okay,

747
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: so what come for? Oh my god, I mean I

748
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: feel like people are get it now. We got it.

749
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: My dad changed my other room with Austin Powers too.

750
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: And then I went back in the room because he

751
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: was laughing so loud at it, and I was like,

752
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: what is what? I want to be involved and it's like, no,

753
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: you have to get the funk out of here. This

754
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: isn't for you. This is the thing I had no

755
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: one explained it to me because I would just get

756
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: the Austin Powers movies from the library, watched them by

757
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: myself on the basement and not have anyone explained to

758
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: me what the jokes are. And I could probably still

759
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: do with another like watch through and like pick up

760
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: on things that I have not picked up. We recently

761
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: spoke about Clueless watching the movie Clueless, like, being as

762
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: young as we were when that came out, you wouldn't

763
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,240
Speaker 1: get anything. I didn't get anything about the movie Clueless,

764
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: and then later on but I always liked it. But

765
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: then later on you actually get what they're talking about

766
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: and it's like, wow, this is actually so good. I

767
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: think people in our age group are finally now owning

768
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: up to the fact that the scary like the movies,

769
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: like the Scary movie movies and Austin Powers movies were

770
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: like comedically influential for us, and that's all you need.

771
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: You just need the key if if you're at a

772
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: formative age, you just need to see someone who can

773
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: like I mean it could it could. I guess it

774
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: would be considered hack now. But those were like blockbusters,

775
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 1: blockbuster comedy movies that like everybody saw that you could

776
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: quote with your friends totally and it plans the seat. Yeah,

777
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: it really does. I mean that was actually the first

778
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: time I ever think I wrote creatively. Was like I was.

779
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: I happened to be in a creative writing like class

780
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: that was like an elective in ninth grade, and all

781
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: my friends were talking about this actually is the way I.

782
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: I was bullied in the middle school a lot and

783
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: then didn't have any friends. And then in ninth grade,

784
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: like everyone was talking about Anchor Man and I had

785
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: just seen it, and I was like, quote in the lines,

786
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: and like, quote in lines with them was the way

787
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: I became like friends with everybody, like we all kind

788
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: of thought the same thing was funny. And then I

789
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: remember like that was the first time that really clicked

790
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: for me. It was like, oh, wow, somebody writes that movie.

791
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: And then like I also really got into the television

792
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: show Lost, and I was like, wow, someone writes I

793
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: never but keep talking. I just like know, but like

794
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: just those two things, like I was really like commedically

795
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: satisfied by like Anchor Man and all those like dumb dumb,

796
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: dumb dumb comedies that were coming out at that time,

797
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: like Wedding Crashers came out at that time, and Scary

798
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: Movie three and all that ship and then also like

799
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: I was so into Lost, and then I got really

800
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: into Desperate Houseworms and I got really integraded Anatomy and

801
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: was into all the ABC Network dramas and I'm like,

802
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, wait, hold on storytelling. And it was

803
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: the first time I ever realized that was like a

804
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: thing people could do market was be a writer in

805
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,240
Speaker 1: that way, because at the time I was such an idiot.

806
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: I just thought being a writer meant like you wrote

807
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: for a newspaper or like wrote novels. And I was like, well,

808
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: that seems like really hard or like not interesting. Yeah.

809
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: I always I think my concept of of like film

810
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: and television was that, like you right, director are yeah? Oh,

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00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: like anaf Feris wrote and started this movie and she

812
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,919
Speaker 1: directed it and she's the lead character. So she made

813
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: this movie and this is her movie. And what a

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00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,480
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Speaker 1: the show. Come on, and we're back with our guest

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Speaker 1: Patti Harrison. Now, you guys, we were just talking about

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Speaker 1: culture that influenced us in terms of comedic films and television. Well,

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00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: comedic films and dramatic television. Only those two. Only those two. Actually,

901
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: to be real, I still have a hard time watching

902
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: comedies on television. Really, you know what. I like Veep.

903
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: I love it, but but I can't, like, I can't

904
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: get on board with the stuff that like the masses

905
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,479
Speaker 1: like in terms of comedy. Like I really I watched

906
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: about three episodes of Modern Family, and I was like,

907
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: I'm actually good forever. I'm good forever. I can it

908
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: into Modern Family. Either it's the weird piecing in the rhythms.

909
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: I think it's I've also I've watched. I just find

910
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: it hard to get on board with things. I think

911
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: with my intentions being because I've watched an episode of

912
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: VIEP and I was like, this is incredible, and then

913
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: I haven't watched anymore. Yeah, I do see Henry loves

914
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 1: to binge Veep and it's one of it's it's kind

915
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: of like Dirty Rock where you could just watch you

916
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: can watch an episode again and it's still funny and

917
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: it's great. But like with with drama television shows, I

918
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:33,879
Speaker 1: get ups. I got obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, Like I'll sit

919
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: there and bingeing, like right now, you guys listen, Patty

920
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: and Bowen are not on board yet, but big little lies,

921
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. It is such a gag. I gag

922
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: constantly on this. What is it about? It is about?

923
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 1: It's about rich moms in Monterey, California, and it's like

924
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: basically stars Reese Witherspoon, Nicole Kidman and Shaleene and Laura

925
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: Dern and it's like the power struggle of moms. Like

926
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: it's like p t a really involved moms who treat

927
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: the fact that there's conflict amongst the kids and birthday

928
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: party drama on the same par as like the murder

929
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: that happened. It's like Desperate Housewives, but with no wink

930
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like a it's like

931
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: a really kind of like heightened dark Desperate Housewives, but

932
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: the moms are richer, the houses are bigger, and the

933
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: equality is better. Wow, I feel like you must. It's

934
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: based on a novel, so it's only gonna be one season,

935
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: so it's essentially like a mini series, the seven episodes

936
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Speaker 1: of it. It's not going to do with season two,

937
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be really good to bend. It's David E.

938
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Speaker 1: Kelly and Jean Marc Valet, who did Dallas Buyers Club

939
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: and Wild. It's really good. See My thing is is

940
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: I saw previous for it and I said, wow, this

941
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: looks visually, uh, pretty pretty. But when are we going

942
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: to have shows about older women and they're not. It's

943
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 1: not a mom thing, right, a Gray Garden scripted thing. Well,

944
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's already happened technically, but like you know

945
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: what I mean, they're qualms that can or they're their

946
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: dilemmas can be beyond like mother, Mother. It's when you

947
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Speaker 1: see I don't know, I will say that. Here's what's

948
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: cool about the show. The initial conflicts conflint. The initial

949
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: conflicts are based on, oh, something happened with our daughters.

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00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, like this really bothers me. But then

951
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: once you get to see what they're actually upset about,

952
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: it's actually a really interesting examination on marriage. It's a

953
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: really interesting examination on like, you know, what happens when

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00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: you're someone who really is driven individual person, but you

955
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Speaker 1: also have to take into account someone else's feelings. Like

956
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: it's like there's it's a lot more than just them

957
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: being moms. Like and I actually think that's part of

958
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: the subversion of it is it's like you do think

959
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: that it is just going to be this thing of like, oh,

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00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 1: that's funny that they um, it's funny that they get

961
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 1: that they get all into who's invited to this five

962
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: year old birthday party, But it's for them. It's just

963
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: like that's just like what's on the surface, and it's

964
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: the subject matter. It deals with this really cool exploring

965
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: the deeper control dynamics. Yes, honestly, yeah, it's about power.

966
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: The show is about power. But I just want to

967
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: agree with party though. I want to see a scripted

968
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: drama female driven feud that's about feud. But you know what,

969
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 1: it's about spiders fighting. Yes, spider wars. It's spider generals.

970
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: Signed they've engineered these spiders. It's kind of like a

971
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: Pokemon or like a bay Blade, where it's these women

972
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: meet in this field and then they release all their

973
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: little spiders in this field. But it's very strategic. It's

974
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 1: not random. No one knows this, but our Masters, Masters

975
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: and spiders, our old women. That's true. Did you ever

976
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: watch Escafe? No, it's familiar, but I did not. It

977
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: was it about like a giant robot. It was about

978
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: giant robots. It was like Gundam Wing but prettier. Anyway, guys,

979
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: I can watch Girls. I watched the first season of Girls,

980
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 1: and then I watched the most recent episode, which was

981
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: crazy good, so good. I was put off after I

982
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:30,320
Speaker 1: watched like a cup like portions of like episodes subsequently

983
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: after the first season, and I was like, what is this?

984
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 1: And it got pretty weird in the second and third season,

985
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: and then the fourth and fifth season. We're both so

986
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: good and this season has been so great, like this

987
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 1: this last episode, like everyone's freaking out about it because

988
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: it is genuinely so amazing, but it's emblematic of what

989
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: the show has been for the last two years. And oh,

990
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: there's just this Bottle episode from the past season, from

991
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: season five that with Marnie and it's that's that's what

992
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: I've heard. I've heard us and Williams is knocking it

993
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: out of the park with this boyfriend or ex boyfriend narrative.

994
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: I've been I've heard lots of people gushing about it.

995
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: You go. I think a lot of people are turning

996
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: a corner on a w as she's known on Instagram.

997
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: I was apprehensive about seeing get Out because I was like,

998
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: how can this be good if Alison Williams is in it?

999
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: Because I remember Peter Pan. I will always remember Peter Pan.

1000
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: I replay and I'm replaying it now. And but she

1001
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 1: fucking was amazing that movie. Like she was such a

1002
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine anyone else doing like she's kind of perfect. Well,

1003
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: here's the thing, not not two nights ago. I say, Matt,

1004
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: let's go see get Out. We have time to kill.

1005
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: We've approximately an hour and forty four minutes the runtime

1006
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: of get Out to go see get Out. It's to

1007
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: the theaters, two streets away. Let's go, and he goes,

1008
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 1: I'm too scared. But then I said, no, it's not.

1009
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be amazing and not just a scary movie.

1010
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: And then how scary is it? It's not like it's

1011
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: a it's like a thriller. Here you go and like,

1012
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: and then some and then there's there's a other sudden moments.

1013
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: There was a piece in Vulture today that said the

1014
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: headline was just stop being a coward or don't worry cowards.

1015
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: Get Out isn't that scary? Yeah, it's not like jump scary.

1016
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like a spooky like a

1017
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: clown creature scary, right, it's it's uh, it's more like

1018
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: suspense and like a suspenseful thrill. I guess it would

1019
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: be like like Silence of the Lambs lumped in as

1020
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: a horror movie, but that's more like No, it's like

1021
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: a suspenseful thriller. And you're like following, and I would say,

1022
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 1: get Out is not comparably violent, means there you go. Listen.

1023
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: I know, actually I want to go see it. I

1024
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: cannot wait to go see it. It's just like it

1025
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: gets you know, listeners of last countries as well know

1026
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm a jumpy boy. What what movie did you see

1027
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: that you were like, this is a scary regret to

1028
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: give you an idea of what goes on in here.

1029
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: And I'm speaking to like my as to my stomach,

1030
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: like I just get so physically inhabited. I had to

1031
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: stop watching Breaking Bad because it was too much like

1032
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 1: I I made me anxiously to go see it. I

1033
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: couldn't even start to watch Stranger Things because it was

1034
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: too scary. Um, yeah, I just but I'll get over it.

1035
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: You guys, I'm gonna go see it. That's okay. You

1036
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: don't have to be apologetic about no. But I feel

1037
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: like I I feel like I it sucks for me

1038
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: because it's stuff that I want to go see it,

1039
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: Like I want to go see that ship. It does suck,

1040
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: and it changes how I think of you. But you know,

1041
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: it's okay, I guess, because what do I matter. I'm just,

1042
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Speaker 1: you know, an influential and will drag you to death,

1043
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Speaker 1: will drag you, drag You'll call you? What does it?

1044
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Speaker 1: Snooty mean? Snooty mean? There you go. What were we

1045
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:58,959
Speaker 1: just talking about before we got on this Casper mattresses? Yeah,

1046
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Speaker 1: By the way, you should go ahead and get a

1047
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: Casper match. Honestly changed my life, Patty, I will. Yeah,

1048
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: so great, great to get Dickie down, To get Dickie down.

1049
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: Once you put your face on a Casper mattress, it

1050
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: won't even matter that you can barely breathe because you're

1051
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: getting fucked so hard by your partner. Actually, the design

1052
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: of the mattress you can breathe. No matter how many

1053
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: knees are on the back of your head, you can breathe.

1054
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: And also, um, if we're having trouble seeing afterwards from

1055
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 1: having your face smushed into the casper, get on a

1056
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: pair of Warby Parker glasses and you'll never have seen. Guys,

1057
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: we are so excited to have sponsors. You have no idea.

1058
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: I clapped like a seal seal, like fucking seal pat

1059
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: Patty Harrison's a fucking seal. So wait, seriously, is not

1060
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: in the Hearst Tower anymore? No, No, we are, We're

1061
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: we don't know if I'm going to give away my building,

1062
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: don't give it away. But they're not in the Hearst

1063
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: Building anymore. Hudson were in Nutson. Find the barge. That's

1064
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: where I'll be. I just always passer Mattress up in there.

1065
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: I always passed by the hearse Tower because I'm a

1066
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: tour guide on a bus and I always look up

1067
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: at it and I think, oh, my friends are doing

1068
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: comedy there. No, I went there. I wasn't there, so

1069
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: seriously was there? And then they left? But then I

1070
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: went back there recently, um, and I went inside and

1071
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: I was like, because everyone is I think our building

1072
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: right now is very nice. It's like my first like

1073
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: official comedy job, and I was working at a restaurant before.

1074
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: So I'm just amazed to be like working in the

1075
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: city and like this is this is all you miss

1076
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: working at a restaurant? Well everyone, yes, honestly, I miss

1077
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: working at a restaurant. And someday I will own one.

1078
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: It's going to be called uh ham ham Sandwich and

1079
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: not affiliated with data Hamill. It's gonna be called ham

1080
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: Sandwich Store, and we're gonna be selling not even artesianal

1081
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: Ham sandwiches. I'm going to go out to the store.

1082
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be and I'm going to Brice ham Boar's head. Also,

1083
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: they that cannot hold it cannot do anything because thet's

1084
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: old Moniker used to be Ham Sam Sandwich Hamwich and

1085
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,959
Speaker 1: not sandwich. So there you go. You're in the clear.

1086
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: But okay, so you so this is so you went

1087
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 1: back and you saw you went back was just beautiful.

1088
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: It's it's so great And did you know it's made

1089
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: of over recycled steel and at the top of the

1090
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: building there's a basin that catches all the rainwater and

1091
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: precipitation and they use that water to heat, cool and

1092
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: power the building, and as a Platinum certification l E.

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01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: D certified a leader and Energy and Environmental design. It

1094
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: was actually the first guy scraper to be um constructed

1095
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: after the events of nine eleven, so it holds a

1096
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: very special place in New Yorker's hearts. Yeah, that's what

1097
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: I always think about when I see Hers Tower, Matt,

1098
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 1: that is devastating. That whole thing you just did. Why

1099
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 1: I don't I mean, you guys can't see this because

1100
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: it's a podcast, but his eyes he welled up and

1101
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 1: they're they're fully bleeding. I welled up and blood came

1102
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: out of It's crazy what happened. I welled up, clear tears,

1103
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 1: and then I cried blood. If you really want to,

1104
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: you can date a building. I really want to Her Tower,

1105
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: you know. Construction began on the Hearst Tower in and

1106
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 1: then in obviously the stock market crashed, so the building

1107
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: only stood at six floors for almost seventy five years

1108
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: until two thousand and six when the Hearst Corporation they

1109
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: had their money back, they had patty back, and they

1110
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: began construction on what was to be completed as the

1111
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: Hearst Tower But here was the thing. The building had

1112
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 1: been historically landmarked. So when that happens, you can't touch it,

1113
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: you can't change it, you can't even look at it

1114
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 1: the wrong way. So they had to find a loophole.

1115
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: That's what they do. They literally created a loophole. They

1116
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: dug out the middle of that Hearst tower and built

1117
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: that modern steel structure from the six floor up, and

1118
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: now we have the amazing green, environmentally friendly building we

1119
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 1: have today. Matt, this is fucking psychotic, and I have

1120
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 1: called the police. I have truly called you. Guys should

1121
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: all be paying me money right now, because I'm giving

1122
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 1: you part of the experience. I know, my cat. Wait,

1123
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm looking at cider window. There's a Sacks

1124
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,919
Speaker 1: player who's doing a break dance. Oh my god, Matt,

1125
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: tell us about him. Well, you know, buskers can make

1126
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: up to five dollars a day. So it's Gotham this magazine?

1127
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: Is that true? Allegedly, That's how I begin that segment.

1128
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: You guys, come to the come to the tour? I do.

1129
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Oh why not? Why not just

1130
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: self plugged your your own job? Because why because why guys? Wait, Okay,

1131
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: this is called Matt Spider Tours. It's called All Lives

1132
01:03:56,280 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: Matt Tours only for people. You guys, we have a

1133
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 1: really amazing wait wait, I just have to say real quick.

1134
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: You're into the intonation of um is it? Uh? Was it? Miami?

1135
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the head, Which I'm the head, which the greatest? Which?

1136
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: Which which I'm the greatest? Which I'm glued? But then

1137
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: you cancel it. No, we didn't cancel it. It's just

1138
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: that sometimes inspiration doesn't strick. Although we can announced right now,

1139
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: I respect that what are we doing? I don't know what.

1140
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 1: This is time to announce what has happened that there

1141
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 1: will be We've announced two nights in Austin coming out

1142
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: on March five and March six. We're doing it. We're

1143
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 1: gonna be driving and we're gonna be in College Station.

1144
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 1: We're going to be in College Station in Texas. Everyone

1145
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 1: can look out for us. They're all of our fans

1146
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 1: in College Station. We're coming on March five, and all

1147
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 1: of our fans fans in Austin. We're going to be

1148
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: out on March six. We're going to be in production

1149
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: were South Congress, South Tower. Let's just say one of

1150
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: the one of the episodes. Were excited to announce the

1151
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: episode title, here we go, what is that feud? This

1152
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: is the first this is honestly the first time hearing

1153
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:24,080
Speaker 1: of this. And also, yeah, and don't you fucking aren't

1154
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: you fucking it in your skin about that? Because you

1155
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 1: love to call yourself the producer of this project. You

1156
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: love to be in creative control. You have to be

1157
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,919
Speaker 1: in the driver's seat. Well guess what I'm here too? Okay,

1158
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: well then, okay, Well, this is Matt Rodgers is the show,

1159
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: and there's been a little bit of a power power

1160
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: struggle here. I just want to say, Patty, to address this,

1161
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 1: we did have to cancel. I felt like viewership and

1162
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: engagement was down. I felt like it was time why

1163
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 1: not go out on the said Bowen is a very

1164
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 1: negative presence. I will say that like when he feels

1165
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 1: like when he feels like when we're on the set

1166
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: of of Knights In, Bowen will get very negative when

1167
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: he feels like we're not fulfilling his creative vision because

1168
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 1: he gets very arrowed in on what he wants it

1169
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: to be, and then he really cares about likes. I

1170
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone knows this really cares about likes,

1171
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 1: and once things aren't immediately hitting, he immediately gives up

1172
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:14,680
Speaker 1: and things we should just do other things on our vacations.

1173
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: But I don't want to do other things on our vacations.

1174
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: I want to create content. I want to remove this

1175
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: stigma of caring too much about likes. Likes is likes

1176
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: are the most immediate feedback we have now. And you

1177
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 1: know you care about likes, Patty, I am, I do,

1178
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 1: and I I guess my relationship with likes is kind

1179
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: of not what a lot of the relationship a lot

1180
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: of people have with likes. And I think if I

1181
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 1: explain it now, it would sound all willy wonky, and

1182
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: then I would probably just sound crazy or something that

1183
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: it's like a love hate relationship. And I think a

1184
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: lot of people can identify with that in the very

1185
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,600
Speaker 1: least with anything other than likes. You know, you have

1186
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: your parents, and some people say I love my parents,

1187
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: but I don't like my parents. You have you know,

1188
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 1: that's the same thing. Anyways, I don't know. Bowen is difficult,

1189
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 1: and we've seen it and we know that he's difficult,

1190
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 1: which is that Bowen is very difficult. Yes, you know what,

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01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: I just hope that going into this next series, the

1192
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:18,439
Speaker 1: next two series, that bowen Um will give an open

1193
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 1: mind because we have a great cast. Would we have

1194
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 1: a great cast and I won't announce who they are,

1195
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 1: but you know what, it's a great cast. And I

1196
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 1: just want to make my dream is that someday and

1197
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 1: in not not in a shoehorned way, that it naturally

1198
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: occurs that I am for some reason I'm traveling with

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01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 1: I was just going to say, it would be an

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01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: honor to travel with Patty and do a where would

1201
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 1: you like to go? While the strings hind this guy,

1202
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 1: I do want to say I do my best work

1203
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: in Orlando. I agree in general, it's because the reason

1204
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 1: why the reason why Chicago was tough was because it

1205
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: was hard to shoot because we couldn't do outdoor scene.

1206
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: It was cold. It was very cold, and it was

1207
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 1: windy and cold and we were just indoors and too

1208
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: much light reflecting off that bean bean the bean was Patty.

1209
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: With that in mind, what's your dream location um? In?

1210
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:19,560
Speaker 1: In the United States? I think I think California is

1211
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,799
Speaker 1: just so diverse. The terrain even even like the hills

1212
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 1: where like you can hike in It's like Puma Country.

1213
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:30,040
Speaker 1: It's scary, but it's just very beautiful tall grass like

1214
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 1: it's it's you could like I see a shot with

1215
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: someone running up a hill. Yeah, yeah, yes, with their

1216
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 1: arms in that way, like it's Paulina Rubio somewhere. She

1217
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,639
Speaker 1: just shot up out of bed, Like who's Who's She's

1218
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 1: doing fine? People fucking love her? Okay, charged charge charged

1219
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,560
Speaker 1: charge charged. Guys. Listen, we have a new segment to

1220
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,640
Speaker 1: debut today. Come on, it's is a historic really going

1221
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,639
Speaker 1: to be great because I know that what you all

1222
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,680
Speaker 1: gag for and what you all wait for is I

1223
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. But the thing is, we've given

1224
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:12,760
Speaker 1: birth to a sister segment, I don't think so, honey,

1225
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,599
Speaker 1: and it's called take it Away by My perfect Little

1226
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: do Da Day. Now, what we have people do this

1227
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: as a social segment. We want you to submit to us.

1228
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 1: You're a short description short of your perfect culture filled

1229
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 1: day and in your wildest dreams, what would you do.

1230
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,760
Speaker 1: Money is no object, location is no object. You can

1231
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 1: fly anywhere and back within the within the day. And

1232
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,720
Speaker 1: so we've gotten some great responses. Now, now what we're

1233
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,680
Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna read one and then as a

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01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 1: group with Patty, we're gonna we're gonna critique. Can I

1235
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 1: ask just to clarify what what is a culture field day? Well,

1236
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: it can really mean anything. If culture to you, it

1237
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: to's you know, too little Cindy lou who means being

1238
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 1: in Huville, then that means Cindy Luke, who will want

1239
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: to go back to Huville and then and then I

1240
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 1: hope she would, you know, yes, of course, I mean

1241
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 1: it should be so incubated, not be so incubated. But

1242
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 1: I think Cindy Lee, who of all people needs to

1243
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: needs to go to a college in a big city.

1244
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 1: I think right now, yes, Cindy Lee, who has high

1245
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:17,720
Speaker 1: high is a very high executive in go to south

1246
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 1: By Southwest. Yeah, there you go. She I think should

1247
01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: her parents, who obviously are very wealthy. I mean, Christine

1248
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,599
Speaker 1: Baranski is your mom that she was the next door neighbor. Oh,

1249
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 1: I thought she was the mom. Wasn't horny too? She

1250
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: was so she was horny and rich, and that was

1251
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 1: like the who that she was. She basically really wanted

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Speaker 1: to the grinch. I think she actually probably had something

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01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:47,759
Speaker 1: going on. Christine Flash I had something going on. Guys.

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Speaker 1: Um just let's open this up to the to the listeners.

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01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 1: If you think Christine Baranski's character and how something going on,

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01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 1: let us do you think do you think she should

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01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:01,040
Speaker 1: that she was unrightfully unfunn Do you think she should

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01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:04,240
Speaker 1: have gotten I think that she has debilitating like Michael

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01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:09,439
Speaker 1: Fastbender asked, like sex addiction, like in Shame. And I

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01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: think Christine Baranski in The Grinch is obsessed with sex

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01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 1: in a way that it's like a violence against herself. Yeah. Sure,

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01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 1: she's succumbing to think it's an illness like hur like chaffey. Yeah,

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01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 1: it's like she shot those lights onto her house in

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01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:27,639
Speaker 1: that one scene, and then she got behind the door

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01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 1: and immediately started weeping, and she watched porn. Porn, it's

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01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 1: the same, but their noses are differently. It's just sex,

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01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 1: just as fucking graphic. Honestly, thinking about who's fucking has

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01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 1: gotten me really excited to do this segment. So yes,

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Speaker 1: we and culture is open to interpretation. Culture could be

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01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,519
Speaker 1: I sat out on my deck and drank a peach

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01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 1: t if you live in Georgia, that's culture. So it's

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Speaker 1: really just the way you want to spend your life

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01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:03,639
Speaker 1: for the day. Culture is life. Culture is not just film, okay,

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01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,719
Speaker 1: for the basics out there, cultures not just movies and music.

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01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 1: Culture is not just Beyonce for you fucking basics. Oh wow,

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01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:15,080
Speaker 1: Matt is coming for the basics, Dragon Coming Mys. So

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Speaker 1: today's perfect little Duda Da comes from Jesse. Jesse. We

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01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: love you so much Jesse, and we're gonna take it away.

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Speaker 1: You read this, okay? I would like to read this

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01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 1: culture by Jesse. My perfect Duda day, Wake up to

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01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper, eat a bacon, egg and cheese, and

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01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: catch up on TV Big Little Lies, Girls, New Girl

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01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:39,120
Speaker 1: people should get back on it. Uh. And then I'd

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01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:43,280
Speaker 1: probably walk around a cool neighborhood and NYC or explore

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01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:46,639
Speaker 1: Brooklyn so much culture, or see a bunch of movies

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Speaker 1: back to back in the theater. My night would probably

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Speaker 1: consist of going to a lot of comedy shows until

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01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to bar from quick comedy forever. Wow, that's

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01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 1: from Jesse. So alright, So right off the bat, I'm

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01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,800
Speaker 1: gonna say, this sounds like a great day. Sounds great.

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01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: I would say, um, well, what are your initial thoughts? Guys?

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01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 1: I want Jesse to go to a waterfront. I feel

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01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 1: like that that was always I was gonna say water

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01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,560
Speaker 1: park in New York City, that she's she's keeping it

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01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,640
Speaker 1: pretty local to you. And I did say before that

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01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,880
Speaker 1: location is no object, like she could go. I think

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01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:17,800
Speaker 1: she should have gone to a water park here. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine with if Jesse is not a fan of

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Speaker 1: water parks, I would suggest you go to the waterfront. Um,

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01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: I think she needs to go to splus Blash on

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Speaker 1: Long Island. Do you think so? Yeah? I think the

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01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:31,360
Speaker 1: way I would critique this is she should do none

1303
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,360
Speaker 1: of what she said. She should have woke up early,

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01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 1: she should have not and she should have woken up

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01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:39,320
Speaker 1: to an alarm because not chance the rapper. No, don't

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01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:42,000
Speaker 1: listen to that. Get into the car, don't listen to

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01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:45,880
Speaker 1: any music. Just on the way there, text your friends

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01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 1: say hey, maybe it's splitsh Blash, which is a water

1309
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:52,800
Speaker 1: park along island. Drive out, no context. Just at nine

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Speaker 1: a in the morning, her friends get a Texas As

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01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,840
Speaker 1: meet me and they know and they know where to go,

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01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 1: and then they meet there. They do all the ride

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01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 1: until the park closes. Um. At the end of the

1314
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:08,559
Speaker 1: day they go right home and they're exhausted because they

1315
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,040
Speaker 1: had such a great time and they just go to bed.

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01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:12,360
Speaker 1: Could I think that's that's what I would have done

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01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 1: for if I was Jesse, and that to me makes

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01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:17,800
Speaker 1: this a failure. Okay, Patty, did you have something to say? Well,

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01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 1: first stuff, I was going to say, going to a

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01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 1: theme park and writing every single ride kind of sounds

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01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 1: like it's, you know, having sex point where it's violence

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01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:30,680
Speaker 1: against yourself. That's where it's just chafing. It's just it's

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01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,080
Speaker 1: not fun to write that many rides. It is not

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01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 1: that fun. It's jarring in your body hurts. I would

1325
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 1: say the one thing she should do when she wakes

1326
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: up as listen a chance the rapper. I disagree. I

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01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,439
Speaker 1: think that she should definitely listen to him. I think

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01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:46,440
Speaker 1: he's he's you know, he's don amazing stuff. He's unrepped

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01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 1: that is unrepped, that he's no label. No, I mean

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01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 1: I think he probably has like an agent. Sure, I

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01:14:53,479 --> 01:14:55,719
Speaker 1: said I misspoke, but he's spoke in a length about

1332
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:58,320
Speaker 1: how he refuses to release anything via label because they

1333
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:01,320
Speaker 1: own all of the publishing rights and all the royalties.

1334
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:04,840
Speaker 1: But anyway, yes, I think that's the most cultured part

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01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 1: of the day, and I think it goes down from there.

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01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:12,400
Speaker 1: I need New Girl something. I watched New Girl on

1337
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 1: a plane and then I watched another episode and another

1338
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:20,679
Speaker 1: episode because it made me laugh. And you just said

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01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:29,200
Speaker 1: that you don't watch comedies. Maybe maybe I'm basic basic patty,

1340
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:33,040
Speaker 1: So you're so it all goes downhill. Any recommendations, constructive

1341
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,519
Speaker 1: recommendations on how to make it better, No, I hate

1342
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 1: giving people advice. I don't want to ever say anything constructive.

1343
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,479
Speaker 1: I just want people to feel the sting of my

1344
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:51,400
Speaker 1: a little venice. I'm a bit I honestly, I really

1345
01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 1: like I feel like, uh, I've watched New Girl. So

1346
01:15:56,400 --> 01:16:00,560
Speaker 1: something that I think in terms of my opinions that

1347
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:06,080
Speaker 1: I think frustrates people sometimes with me is that I think, um,

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01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:10,080
Speaker 1: there is this idea of, you know, someone being a

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01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 1: trans person in the queer community, and the media representation

1350
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:16,920
Speaker 1: of a trans person is that naturally they're sassy or

1351
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:19,920
Speaker 1: their course, because it's kind of it's kind of analogous

1352
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:22,240
Speaker 1: to drag queens, and it's that sass and that spark.

1353
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:27,720
Speaker 1: I have very very neutral opinions about most things. I

1354
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:34,000
Speaker 1: am very reasonable and I don't have super strong opinions.

1355
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,200
Speaker 1: I do have strong opinions, but I can also in

1356
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 1: a lot of in a lot of ways, see like

1357
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:43,360
Speaker 1: the opposite and I and I always would say I guess.

1358
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 1: I always would say I guess. I would say that

1359
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:50,759
Speaker 1: because I don't like New Girl doesn't mean it sucks.

1360
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:54,280
Speaker 1: I think it means that it's just not for me,

1361
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:57,799
Speaker 1: But I can appreciate the fact that it is entertaining

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01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,320
Speaker 1: to a lot of people, and a lot of people

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01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:03,720
Speaker 1: that I respect. On that note, I think starting my

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01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:06,280
Speaker 1: day with watching New Girl would be a nightmare and

1365
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:10,560
Speaker 1: I would split my I would slit, you know, my

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01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,920
Speaker 1: my arteries in the back of my legs. I brought it.

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01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:18,280
Speaker 1: Surely die sounds like the recommendation is instead of watching

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01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 1: just a great chance of rappers, great start, and it's

1369
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:22,360
Speaker 1: but instead of the New Girl. Well, she also said

1370
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:24,639
Speaker 1: big little lies and girls, So maybe after big little

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01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,599
Speaker 1: ezes and girls, she wants something that she can mindlessly

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01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,600
Speaker 1: watch while she, I don't know, brushes her teeth or

1373
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: something that I think New Girl is a mindless watch,

1374
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,800
Speaker 1: and then girls might Big Little Liza. Sounds like there's

1375
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 1: nuance there, so that might be more challenging. Sure, I mean,

1376
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,439
Speaker 1: start with big little eyes and girls and then end

1377
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 1: with slitting your knee um, okay, yeah, that that sounds good.

1378
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 1: And comedy shows she said to go, she doesn't want

1379
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 1: to go and see she doesn't see them anymore. There

1380
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,719
Speaker 1: you go, and I will go see them until she barths,

1381
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:58,439
Speaker 1: until she wants to quit comedy. So that but that's

1382
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:00,880
Speaker 1: her dream day, that's her dream day. But I think

1383
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,800
Speaker 1: she I think she wants to come back in and

1384
01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:06,680
Speaker 1: be excited about comedy and what she's doing. You know

1385
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:12,280
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Yeah, I think famously is this true?

1386
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 1: Comedy shows earlier in the night are better and then

1387
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,920
Speaker 1: as they get a little bit later, they get a

1388
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:21,600
Speaker 1: little bit wackier. Wait is this according to who? Is

1389
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,880
Speaker 1: just just my assessment of the theaters I've been to

1390
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,080
Speaker 1: and seeing, Like sometimes you sit for a show and

1391
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 1: like oftentimes they like quote unquote good shows will be

1392
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:35,840
Speaker 1: at like eight and nine thirty and then ten, and

1393
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:37,920
Speaker 1: then let's shows that are on like eleven and twelve.

1394
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,679
Speaker 1: It's like people maybe take them a little bit less

1395
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,200
Speaker 1: seriously because there's less people there. As you're talking about

1396
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 1: programming theaters at theaters in general. Yeah, I'm just saying

1397
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,720
Speaker 1: like at that point, it's like, okay, we're taking this

1398
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:51,120
Speaker 1: a little bit less serious, Like now now I can

1399
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:54,479
Speaker 1: bar that. I think. I think those slots. You know,

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01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:56,800
Speaker 1: if someone has like an eleven or later show, they're

1401
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,800
Speaker 1: probably like, there's not so many people coming this. I

1402
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,880
Speaker 1: can be more laxed with my before presentation. And then

1403
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,560
Speaker 1: it's it's so a it you know, becomes wackier. Or

1404
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,000
Speaker 1: it's like, if you get booked on a show at

1405
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,240
Speaker 1: four pm, you better bring your a game because very

1406
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:12,360
Speaker 1: early Ellen Ellen will be there. Ellen will be there.

1407
01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: It will be packed. She's going to bring Ellen comes

1408
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 1: to shows. Ellen comes to shows. That's what I love

1409
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,280
Speaker 1: about her. Ellen heckled me. What did she say? What

1410
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:24,880
Speaker 1: did she say? I was I was get this, I'm

1411
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 1: getting it. I was on a showcase for one of

1412
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,080
Speaker 1: the biggest networks on TV. Oh my god, you can't

1413
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,120
Speaker 1: say what it is. Don't say it. I can't say

1414
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:38,080
Speaker 1: what it is. DOS Comedy Showcase, Comedy Showcase. It was

1415
01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:41,800
Speaker 1: at one pm at much More. Yes. I go up

1416
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:46,960
Speaker 1: on stage and then Ellen sitting there, She's sitting there

1417
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:51,799
Speaker 1: and and fucking in her suit and her full erect

1418
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:55,479
Speaker 1: penis is just out, and she she just says, I

1419
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:59,320
Speaker 1: didn't come here see some fucking tranny and then she

1420
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:05,680
Speaker 1: threw through a handful of Swedish fish and tell to me,

1421
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:09,960
Speaker 1: was Ellen degenerous? This happened, This is real, and it

1422
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:15,320
Speaker 1: was mortifying to me. She sounds like a humiliating person.

1423
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:18,360
Speaker 1: She called me a trani and then she she was like,

1424
01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:21,000
Speaker 1: just so you know, it's t r o h n N.

1425
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 1: I'm e I g h like Jennifer Jason Lee. Like

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01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:27,840
Speaker 1: how she spells her name. She sounds disgusting. She's a

1427
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,160
Speaker 1: bad person. Let's take let's boycott Ellen. We are I've

1428
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 1: legitimately come for Ellen on this show you have, but

1429
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,400
Speaker 1: we are going to I will. I want to transcribe

1430
01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:39,360
Speaker 1: that story word for word, and I want it. I

1431
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,720
Speaker 1: will make it my cover photo. Yeah good, just you watch.

1432
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,400
Speaker 1: I want people to know about this. We're going to

1433
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 1: print that on a T shirt. We are, but we

1434
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:50,720
Speaker 1: are alright, guys, well you know what. We're gonna put

1435
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 1: your name on the end. So just just good luck

1436
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:56,639
Speaker 1: and never booked on Ellen and your weapon. Maybe ten

1437
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,880
Speaker 1: years from now, she'll book you and then you'll have

1438
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:03,759
Speaker 1: to just very harmingly explain what this was about. No, no, okay,

1439
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:06,800
Speaker 1: no wait, it was funny because it was a joke

1440
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:13,519
Speaker 1: and she slowly removes her seventeen inch the lass day

1441
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:18,720
Speaker 1: and as I remember you, you, Tronny comes out in

1442
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:23,360
Speaker 1: the bear costume and scares you. And then she she

1443
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:30,160
Speaker 1: gets up and she's like dancing. Wait, that was my

1444
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:33,240
Speaker 1: favorite part of the oscars. I'm just kidding. I liked

1445
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:38,040
Speaker 1: it though, I like that song any more. Words of

1446
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:42,519
Speaker 1: wisdom for Jesse here was honestly, that sounds like a

1447
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:48,479
Speaker 1: good day, lax a lax ascid day, a neighborhood and animals,

1448
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 1: see and exploring Brooklyn. Yes, you explore the boutiques on

1449
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 1: Atlantic Avenue. She was vague here. Yeah, I give some

1450
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,599
Speaker 1: specific things she should I don't think I don't think

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01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 1: she's being to VG. This is my only recommendation. I

1452
01:21:58,439 --> 01:22:01,639
Speaker 1: want her to go go to Best Buy at Atlantic

1453
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:05,040
Speaker 1: Terminal by a too terror byte hard drive, and I

1454
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:08,000
Speaker 1: want her to back up every device she owns, because

1455
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 1: you never know what's gonna happen. This is a good

1456
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:11,640
Speaker 1: day now, but law of averages, she's gonna have a

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01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,559
Speaker 1: shitty fucking day where she where her her laptop balls

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01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,200
Speaker 1: in a puddle. And also that mall has a cold

1459
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:23,680
Speaker 1: stone and the sizes and the sizes gotta have it

1460
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 1: I always gotta have it, always gotta have it. No,

1461
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 1: I always do gonna have it. I always do the

1462
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 1: biggest fucking one. And you know what, I mix cotton

1463
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:36,120
Speaker 1: candy ice cream with strawberries and rain bust sprinkles because

1464
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm a gameman bitch. Oh yeah, hey y And then

1465
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,479
Speaker 1: you tip them, you tip them in the tipped them

1466
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:52,120
Speaker 1: and then they sing, hey, y'all, we got a tip,

1467
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,439
Speaker 1: and then they do this song. A few times I

1468
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,840
Speaker 1: got tipped like that, but I never got tipped aget.

1469
01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:59,720
Speaker 1: Hey hey, so I ain't got a tip in my

1470
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:03,160
Speaker 1: jar and got it to even my jar? Is that

1471
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:07,640
Speaker 1: a real? Sounds very real? I don't think so. I

1472
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,599
Speaker 1: think I made up that tune. That's a good one.

1473
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,519
Speaker 1: They can use that for frez. I gotta I gotta

1474
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,880
Speaker 1: be honest. Every time I've ever gone into cold Stone

1475
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:18,599
Speaker 1: Creamery and I asked for the ice cream of my choice,

1476
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,720
Speaker 1: which changes day to day, so I'm not going to

1477
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:25,280
Speaker 1: say one. I love mint chocolate chip. So but anyways,

1478
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:28,120
Speaker 1: sometimes I go in, um, well, I guess not. Sometimes

1479
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:31,320
Speaker 1: every time I go in, I say, and they asked

1480
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:34,880
Speaker 1: me for the size, I say, gotta have it? Do

1481
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,880
Speaker 1: I gotta have it, and then I kind of like

1482
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:40,840
Speaker 1: look around and I say, yeah, I gotta have. And

1483
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:48,559
Speaker 1: then they look at me and they say, and she's

1484
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:51,240
Speaker 1: behind you, and so is the bear and just resting

1485
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:54,360
Speaker 1: her fl she rests it and it hits the base

1486
01:23:54,439 --> 01:23:56,680
Speaker 1: of my neck. That's how big her flashic talk. And

1487
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,560
Speaker 1: then one at a time that all the creamer. The

1488
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:03,160
Speaker 1: creamers go to R O H and and E I

1489
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:14,479
Speaker 1: G H. It's really visceral for me. I must thank you, Jesse.

1490
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:18,760
Speaker 1: I hope can now live a better day. Okay, And

1491
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:22,640
Speaker 1: now I think here we go. For those of you

1492
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,240
Speaker 1: who don't know, I Don't Think So Honey is the

1493
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:27,280
Speaker 1: cornerstone of our podcast. This is where we each take

1494
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,960
Speaker 1: one minute on the clock to rail on something in culture.

1495
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,960
Speaker 1: And we have a very exciting announcement about I Don't

1496
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,720
Speaker 1: Think So Honey. This is our first episode since we've

1497
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,720
Speaker 1: been nowsha and you know what, Patty Harrison is going

1498
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:40,719
Speaker 1: to be involved. On March one, at Littlefield, you guys,

1499
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:45,719
Speaker 1: at eight pm, we have Last Cultures Live I Don't

1500
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:49,559
Speaker 1: Think So Honey. We have fifty comedians that are going

1501
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,400
Speaker 1: to be coming up. They're all going to take a

1502
01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 1: minute to do a live I don't think so, honey,

1503
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:57,000
Speaker 1: this is gonna be so fun. We have some amazing

1504
01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:59,960
Speaker 1: people booked for the event. We're not going to name

1505
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:03,360
Speaker 1: their names because they may drop out. I don't want

1506
01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:06,040
Speaker 1: to drink I don't want to drink it. I just

1507
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:09,920
Speaker 1: want to make sure that everyone like is there, Patty.

1508
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,439
Speaker 1: If you drop out, we will send Ellen. I will

1509
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:15,879
Speaker 1: send Ellen. Okay, all right, So we have amazing people, seriously,

1510
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:19,320
Speaker 1: people from SNL, people from Late Night. It's it's going

1511
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:21,720
Speaker 1: to be incredible. It be very funky, amazing. Here we

1512
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:25,920
Speaker 1: go tonight. People Target Target is going to be there, um,

1513
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,519
Speaker 1: people people who fucking don't work at television shows who

1514
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,080
Speaker 1: are just as good. I don't know who these people

1515
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:34,000
Speaker 1: think really Target ladies. I think people like snooty mean

1516
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:38,080
Speaker 1: will be there. We'll be there. Yeah, okay, alright, guys,

1517
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:39,599
Speaker 1: So I don't think there any I don't. I kind

1518
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:41,040
Speaker 1: of have something prepared. What about you? Well, then you

1519
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:44,320
Speaker 1: should go first. Well I kind of do well, I

1520
01:25:44,479 --> 01:25:48,920
Speaker 1: kind of don't at all. And so yes, some more wine?

1521
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:52,519
Speaker 1: All right? Well know, yeah we've been drinking. What the

1522
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,400
Speaker 1: fuck you sit where you where you are, and you judge.

1523
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't think that's very Jesus. Okay, that's so such

1524
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:04,400
Speaker 1: to that's not very Jesus. Such an incendiary uh you know,

1525
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,799
Speaker 1: drag from Matt. I gotta say, Matt is very vocal,

1526
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:11,479
Speaker 1: very political these days. That is a political statement. Well

1527
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:16,000
Speaker 1: you know what, judge not lest you be judged. Okay,

1528
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,360
Speaker 1: here we go. This is my own things. Exhausting to

1529
01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:20,960
Speaker 1: think in these terms, but I do, alright, Bowen yangs,

1530
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Starts, I don't think so, honey,

1531
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:27,000
Speaker 1: gay shop keeps when I walk into their boutiques and

1532
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:30,120
Speaker 1: they shoot me mean eyes because I'm wearing gym shorts. Bitch,

1533
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:33,719
Speaker 1: I am a customer, a potential customer, until you shot

1534
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:37,200
Speaker 1: me those that stupid, fucking mean mug. Honey. I was

1535
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:39,160
Speaker 1: gonna buy it. Maybe a nice Stephen Allen shirt, how

1536
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:42,200
Speaker 1: about that Steven Allen on Atlantic Avenue. I see you, bitch,

1537
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:46,320
Speaker 1: those shop keeps wearing they're fucking you know, tortoise shell glasses,

1538
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:49,280
Speaker 1: who think they're all all that? Honey? No, honey, I

1539
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:51,360
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I'm there a shop here whereas

1540
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,880
Speaker 1: I'm near to try on your your fucking you know,

1541
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:56,599
Speaker 1: twill shirts, and I was gonna buy one even though

1542
01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:59,280
Speaker 1: it's overpriced at like a hundred and fifty dollars. I

1543
01:26:59,439 --> 01:27:01,240
Speaker 1: was gonna I was gonna show out that one fifty

1544
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:05,360
Speaker 1: for that tool shirt, honey, until until you you you

1545
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:10,680
Speaker 1: shot your unshaven, craven fucking face at me. Bitch. I

1546
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:12,679
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey. I will not give you my money,

1547
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:14,200
Speaker 1: and I will never give you my money. I will

1548
01:27:14,240 --> 01:27:18,320
Speaker 1: be shopping at the Moogie, at the ever Lane, at

1549
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:21,800
Speaker 1: the Unique Clothes honey of the world, because those shop

1550
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:24,000
Speaker 1: keeps are on my level and they're treat me with respect.

1551
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:28,600
Speaker 1: That's one minute. Wow, I can't. I gotta say, I

1552
01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:31,400
Speaker 1: love that you said shop keep shop keeps. That's what

1553
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:35,200
Speaker 1: they are, honey. If this for feudal fucking society, there

1554
01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:37,000
Speaker 1: would be nothing. They would be the rabble, and I

1555
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:39,320
Speaker 1: would go into their stores and and I should be

1556
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:43,880
Speaker 1: the ones shooting mean looks. That's what I think, the rabble.

1557
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:49,639
Speaker 1: It's like, I remember I learned what that word meant.

1558
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:55,799
Speaker 1: Angelina Julius Maleficent was like, you invited everyone, even the rebel.

1559
01:27:56,280 --> 01:28:03,320
Speaker 1: She goes, well, that's a crazy fucking Maleficent impression. My

1560
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:06,840
Speaker 1: problem with Angeliana Jolie is she's not sexy enough, you

1561
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:08,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean. One of the ugliest women is

1562
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:13,200
Speaker 1: sexy enough. Like for me, it's like, come on, like,

1563
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,759
Speaker 1: do a little bit more sexy for me. Every actress

1564
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:18,880
Speaker 1: just doing a little bit more sexy, you know what

1565
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:20,679
Speaker 1: I mean. If I'm a casting drive for to Hollywood,

1566
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting behind my desk and I'm like, come on,

1567
01:28:22,479 --> 01:28:26,680
Speaker 1: doing more sexy. Okay, alright, so we're where Patty, do

1568
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:29,240
Speaker 1: you mind macOS? And then after you've seen two being done,

1569
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:31,760
Speaker 1: you'll know. Now I know a topic that I want

1570
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:33,439
Speaker 1: and who knows how it will turn out? Okay, here

1571
01:28:33,479 --> 01:28:35,040
Speaker 1: we go. You know what? This is the beauty If

1572
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:36,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, we were never fully prepared

1573
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:40,679
Speaker 1: until we go. We're never fully dressed without a smile.

1574
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:43,519
Speaker 1: And this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, honey.

1575
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:46,720
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. When servers

1576
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:50,639
Speaker 1: and bartenders pour beer in a smaller glass just because

1577
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:52,280
Speaker 1: of the kind of beer it is, bitch, I want

1578
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:56,960
Speaker 1: my beer in a fucking sixteen ounce pint every time.

1579
01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,439
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear here that you recommend a

1580
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:01,880
Speaker 1: fucking lgin pale ale And then I get it. In

1581
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:05,080
Speaker 1: a fucking scoop dupe glass. I want my beer in

1582
01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:07,240
Speaker 1: a tall ask glass. I don't want to get a

1583
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:09,320
Speaker 1: beer next to my friend and all of a sudden,

1584
01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:11,320
Speaker 1: just because he gets a stella, he gets to have

1585
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:13,240
Speaker 1: a big s beer. I want to have just as

1586
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:15,920
Speaker 1: much volume in my glass as ever. And guess what,

1587
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're trying to protect me, because

1588
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:21,439
Speaker 1: I can handle myself. Bitch. I've been twenty one for one, two, three, four,

1589
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:24,559
Speaker 1: five six years coming in three days. Yes, that's right,

1590
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:28,080
Speaker 1: it's my birthday, all right. Well, guess what if I

1591
01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:30,680
Speaker 1: wanted something in a small glass that was an alcoholic drink,

1592
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:33,439
Speaker 1: I would ordered a glass mer low Cabernet rose, any

1593
01:29:33,479 --> 01:29:36,120
Speaker 1: of the whites I would have ordered wine. I would

1594
01:29:36,160 --> 01:29:38,439
Speaker 1: have ordered a mixed drink. If I wanted a small glass.

1595
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:40,679
Speaker 1: Don't get me no cooler, don't give me no scoop dupe,

1596
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:42,560
Speaker 1: give me a piet. If I order a beer, I

1597
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:44,640
Speaker 1: demand that. I don't think so, honey, all of you,

1598
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:49,360
Speaker 1: And that's one minute. Matt Rogers coming for glass sizes. Today.

1599
01:29:50,439 --> 01:29:53,240
Speaker 1: I had dinner with my parents and early dinner, and

1600
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:56,800
Speaker 1: they told me I needed to order this beer. This

1601
01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:01,080
Speaker 1: palm ale. All that sounds lovely and I said, that's amazing.

1602
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:03,200
Speaker 1: What is that? They said, it's a Belgian ail, It's amazing,

1603
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 1: and they give it to me and this fucking little

1604
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:09,000
Speaker 1: little little tongue like a little tumbler, and I'm like,

1605
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,160
Speaker 1: what the hell? No, unacceptable. I don't like that. And

1606
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:15,880
Speaker 1: especially especially during the Christmas season, honey, Well when you

1607
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:19,400
Speaker 1: chas seas, No it's not. But guess what this is

1608
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:20,960
Speaker 1: when you really need to look out for it, because

1609
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,280
Speaker 1: that's when they get real crafty with the beers. And

1610
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:25,080
Speaker 1: so you want a chocolate beer, you want a little

1611
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:26,559
Speaker 1: bit of this, little bit of that. Guess what It's

1612
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:29,280
Speaker 1: gonna come in a fucking thimble. So just make sure

1613
01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:31,960
Speaker 1: that you know what you're ordering and ask the server

1614
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:33,880
Speaker 1: is this going to come in a regular ask glass?

1615
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:36,600
Speaker 1: Or am I gonna get fucking two SIPs out of

1616
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,960
Speaker 1: this thing? I don't think it's filled with a pine

1617
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:42,600
Speaker 1: cone for the flavor. And I'm like, you know what,

1618
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:45,599
Speaker 1: get out of get out of here. I would really

1619
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,400
Speaker 1: get into it. I don't think the onus is on

1620
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:51,759
Speaker 1: us as customers to ask to ask about the sizes.

1621
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:54,160
Speaker 1: That's just me. It should be on them to choose

1622
01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:55,640
Speaker 1: the clost Yeah, I mean, just let me know if

1623
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:57,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get like a little fucking cup a cup

1624
01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:01,520
Speaker 1: of beer? What is onus? Me? Like, like the responsibi.

1625
01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:07,599
Speaker 1: The responsibility isn't on you to be like I want

1626
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:09,479
Speaker 1: this this thing and this thing and this thing. You

1627
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:12,519
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It just bothers me when I

1628
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:14,679
Speaker 1: feel like I'm not getting what I paid for. Also,

1629
01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:17,479
Speaker 1: very commonly those beers are like twelve dollars each, the

1630
01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:19,960
Speaker 1: ones that the real craft ones over price. I'm looking

1631
01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:22,439
Speaker 1: at the straits. You know, when you order a craft

1632
01:31:22,479 --> 01:31:27,400
Speaker 1: beer at a bar, they're nodding, Um, okay, Patty, Okay,

1633
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:31,200
Speaker 1: you're got ready for it. Might be it might be meeker.

1634
01:31:33,040 --> 01:31:35,280
Speaker 1: You make it your own. You make it your own. Okay.

1635
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:40,320
Speaker 1: We've had people on here that have been really meek. Okay, okay,

1636
01:31:40,479 --> 01:31:43,400
Speaker 1: whatever that means. Now, this is Patty Harrison's I don't

1637
01:31:43,439 --> 01:31:48,000
Speaker 1: think so, honey, time starts now, Okay. People who undershare,

1638
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:50,920
Speaker 1: especially when you ask someone what their weekend was like

1639
01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:54,160
Speaker 1: and you come in, especially someone like me, I always

1640
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:56,519
Speaker 1: lead strong, I lead vulnerable. I think the best way

1641
01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:58,759
Speaker 1: to have a good conversation is to really let yourself,

1642
01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,400
Speaker 1: be open and say some think gross. I usually lead

1643
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:03,639
Speaker 1: with something about my bowl movements. If I come back

1644
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:05,760
Speaker 1: from weekends, someone was like, how is your weekend? I

1645
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:08,639
Speaker 1: was like, oh, it was crazy. I am not regular

1646
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:12,559
Speaker 1: right now. I I like, I farted and ship came out,

1647
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:15,360
Speaker 1: and that's you know, that's me being open with you.

1648
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:18,880
Speaker 1: And then when I asked you back, you're just like, oh, um, yeah,

1649
01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:21,080
Speaker 1: it was fine. I went to a bar. And then

1650
01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:24,160
Speaker 1: you start to walk away with your tea and like no, no, no, no, no, no,

1651
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:26,559
Speaker 1: come back, come back to me. Or if I say

1652
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:29,360
Speaker 1: something like oh yeah, I can't have h I can't

1653
01:32:29,479 --> 01:32:31,800
Speaker 1: do butt sex for a while now because I got

1654
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:36,200
Speaker 1: a rip because someone put their wiener in you. And

1655
01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:38,479
Speaker 1: then and then you know I'm open with you, and

1656
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:41,560
Speaker 1: then someone is like, oh, well this weekend I was

1657
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:44,360
Speaker 1: going to seek it out, but I stayed in and

1658
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:47,479
Speaker 1: I watched Stranger Things or some ship that is just

1659
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:51,439
Speaker 1: rude to me, and I that's a full minute. I don't.

1660
01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:53,599
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think so, honey, I don't feel

1661
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:59,040
Speaker 1: like that. I don't feel like that. I didn't say

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01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:01,840
Speaker 1: a lot, excidy, you didn't waste the opportunity not like

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01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:04,080
Speaker 1: the because Patty, you know what you did, you got real,

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01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:07,479
Speaker 1: that really got vulnerable. You talked about your asshole. Rip.

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01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:11,000
Speaker 1: They're lating in the seat, in the seat that the

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01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:13,479
Speaker 1: seat right now. Look, I just want to say, Patty,

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01:33:13,479 --> 01:33:14,960
Speaker 1: I hope we did I hope we did not feel

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01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:18,040
Speaker 1: that test because before we started rolling, Patty, Patty and Patty,

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01:33:18,080 --> 01:33:20,479
Speaker 1: Matt and I were talking all about that stuff, that stuff,

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01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:22,560
Speaker 1: and I think I think we got right on the

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01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:24,360
Speaker 1: same page. We were. We were on the same page

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01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:27,439
Speaker 1: about that stuff. It is. It is an art, it's

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01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:29,600
Speaker 1: a craft. It's truly a craft. It's a it's it

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01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:31,600
Speaker 1: is a sport, I will say, because you have to

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01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:35,960
Speaker 1: exercise that muscle. Literally. I'm actually now just getting into,

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01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:41,280
Speaker 1: you know, penetrating myself. Great, see you guys. Um it's

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01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,920
Speaker 1: been an amazing episode. Um, right, is that all the

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01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:46,880
Speaker 1: time we have? That's all the time we have? So

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01:33:47,280 --> 01:34:00,519
Speaker 1: sadly nodded? Yes, Can we harmonize? When you dream? It

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01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:10,960
Speaker 1: can be amazzy when you dream. It can be so

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01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:24,599
Speaker 1: good when you dream. You can't flyve forver. When you dream,

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01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:34,479
Speaker 1: you dream with me for the longest time, right, WHOA

1683
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:40,719
Speaker 1: for the longest time? Dream? I don't know the words,

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01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:48,120
Speaker 1: you guys, Patty Harrison the gig and you know what

1685
01:34:48,439 --> 01:34:50,800
Speaker 1: she is going to be at last Culture. It's just live.

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01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:53,000
Speaker 1: I don't think it's honey on Mary one Little Field.

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01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:56,760
Speaker 1: Come at eight pm, fifty community. It's gonna be unbelievable. Um,

1688
01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:59,120
Speaker 1: should just sort of guess a review on iTunes. You

1689
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:01,160
Speaker 1: guys rate us for view us on iTunes. We'd love that.

1690
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:05,240
Speaker 1: And look, we fucking love Patty. Fucking love Patty. Where

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01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:08,240
Speaker 1: can people find you on online? Uh? You know, seriously?

1692
01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:10,800
Speaker 1: Dot tv that's the website that I work for you.

1693
01:35:10,960 --> 01:35:15,320
Speaker 1: We're on YouTube, We're on Twitter, you know, Twitter and Instagram,

1694
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:21,439
Speaker 1: Party Underscore Harderson. You'd imagine it's spelled I did not

1695
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:24,639
Speaker 1: give that name to myself. It was right, of course,

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01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:28,240
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, I'm just yeah, well yeah, we love you,

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01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:31,479
Speaker 1: We love you. We thank you, Forever Dog, thank you guys,

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01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:34,040
Speaker 1: and you guys for listening. And bowen. Here we go

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01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:36,320
Speaker 1: a bitch, all right, here we go, bitch, Matt Rogers. Bye.

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01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:48,120
Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production, executive produced by

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01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:52,160
Speaker 1: Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay, and Brett Bom. For more podcasts,

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01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:54,559
Speaker 1: please visit Forever Dog Productions dot com