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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to the Glary Butt Plust.

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Speaker 1: It's Wednesday afternoon. Uh. This is a production of My

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Speaker 1: Around Hosnia gave to our little episode this afternoon. To

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Speaker 1: producer and house snailed it uh and super producer Daniel

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Speaker 1: DJ Daniel Goodman. You nailed it all right there a

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Speaker 1: what I went by when I worked at Cracked. Alright,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about what's trending this Wednesday afternoon. Pearl Harbor

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Speaker 1: is trending, um, because I think people just found out

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Speaker 1: about this. You've seen this. You've heard about this a

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Speaker 1: little while ago, right, yeah, a little bit Uh a

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Speaker 1: date that uh no, pure Pearl Harbor is trying because

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Speaker 1: as the Tapster, as Jake Tapper reported via Twitter, uh,

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Speaker 1: GOP Representative Mike Kelly from Pennsylvania noted that the Pearl

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Speaker 1: Harbor attack was also in December and today also will

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Speaker 1: be a date that lives on an infamy because this

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Speaker 1: is how the Republican Party is dealing with the totally

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Speaker 1: justified impeachment of their president. Um rever is at all

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Speaker 1: out there? Yeah, Representative Barry louder Milk, Republican of Georgia

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Speaker 1: is a real person. Uh. And he said what he

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Speaker 1: said earlier today that Jesus was treated more fairly than

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Speaker 1: Trump when Jesus was falsely accused of trees and Pachas

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Speaker 1: Pilot gave Jesus the opportunity to face as accusers. So

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Speaker 1: during that sham trout punch Pilot afforded more rights Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Then Democrats have afforded this president in this process. And

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Speaker 1: this president is basically Jesus. Those are all like names

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Speaker 1: of the cats characters. Yeah, bunch of problems. Wow, you're

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Speaker 1: such a Bible scholar, is the punchless process go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Isn't this not even the point yet that Trump would

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Speaker 1: come in face as accusers in the in the process

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Speaker 1: of an impeachment. Yeah, didn't he say, wouldn't Yeah? That

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Speaker 1: that happens in the Senate, I believe. So it's not

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Speaker 1: a house is just supposed to be them the certain

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Speaker 1: So we're not even there yet to the pright, So

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Speaker 1: are we there yet? Am I? Right? Uh? Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, This this just all seems like

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Speaker 1: flailing the impeachment of Trump today. We're like a lot

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Speaker 1: of people died, yes, yeah, and then to Jesus who

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Speaker 1: had to be that bitch? But we don't know if

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Speaker 1: that really happened. Historians would argue, actually, old white guys

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Speaker 1: we learned from this story, old white guys never have

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Speaker 1: been translated like seven hundred times. I still trust it

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Speaker 1: entirely to the letter. If you were stranding on a strand,

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Speaker 1: if you were stranding on an island and you couldn't leave,

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Speaker 1: what book would you bring? The Bible? Yeah, that's like

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Speaker 1: every pageant. Girls are right, obviously the Bible? Okay, I'd

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Speaker 1: bring a book of a thousand riddles, would you, and

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Speaker 1: then just be entertained by law everybody has to answer that.

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Speaker 1: Bring like a crossword puzzle book. Crossword puzzle book? Yeah good,

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Speaker 1: because you'd never run out of crossword puzzles to do. No,

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Speaker 1: Sudoku for mensa. Did I tell you about that that

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Speaker 1: was just like, yes, that guy has such a high

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Speaker 1: It's I don't know. I'm a big Adam Driver fan,

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Speaker 1: that's great. Just whatever you're into. No one's gonna miss

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Speaker 1: It's fine. Snow squall, what is it? Uh? So, hey,

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Speaker 1: So there's just really cool footage of a snow storm

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Speaker 1: weather weather events that happen over New York. Holy sh it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: great from Colorado. Uh, this is extra horrifying. That is

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Speaker 1: in protective custody, but he's not. He's refusing protective customers. Absurd.

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