WEBVTT - SYSK Live Christmas Spectacular!

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, Uh, what you were about to hear is

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<v Speaker 1>our very first live Christmas spectacular. Hey, everybody, Josh is

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<v Speaker 1>here too, so yeah, this is a lot of fun. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We did a hometown live Christmas show at the Center

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<v Speaker 1>Stage Theater in Atlanta. This was in real time. This

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<v Speaker 1>is what last just a few days ago. It was

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a great show. We brought the house down,

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<v Speaker 1>I think is how they put it. Yeah, man, And

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<v Speaker 1>it was cold and rainy, and Atlanta United was playing

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<v Speaker 1>in a championship game and people still packed out the

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<v Speaker 1>Center Stage. Uh, and that really meant a lot to us.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. It was a Christmas miracle. Frankly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're gonna notice something different. We actually used visual

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<v Speaker 1>cues in this episode for the time, and we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to post those on Facebook. So if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see the pictures that we're talking about, uh in our

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<v Speaker 1>different segments, you can go to Facebook check those out.

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<v Speaker 1>And we also did a Christmas reading this year of

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<v Speaker 1>a contemporary book, which was kind of cool. We did

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<v Speaker 1>a reading, uh from a wonderful, wonderful kids book called

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<v Speaker 1>Meet the lat Because and it tells the actual real

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<v Speaker 1>story of Hanukah and how that came about in a

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<v Speaker 1>very fun, childlike way, and it was written by a

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<v Speaker 1>man name Alan Silverberg. You can buy that wherever you

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<v Speaker 1>buy your books. It's really wonderful. Or you can go

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<v Speaker 1>to silver Books dot com that is s I b

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<v Speaker 1>e Er books dot com and check out what Alan's

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<v Speaker 1>up to. Uh, and it's not just for Jewish families,

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<v Speaker 1>like you should just spread the word of Hanukkah to

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<v Speaker 1>to all children because it's a really great story. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a really great book too. So thanks to Allen

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, here we go, oh ware, we go. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to stuff you should know from house to Forks dot com. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, there's Charles

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<v Speaker 1>w Chuck Bryant, Jerry's even out there somewhere, and we

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<v Speaker 1>are here live at center stage, Peter and our hometown

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<v Speaker 1>in Atlanta, Geogia. We love you too. I just lost

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<v Speaker 1>the only gift you've ever given me. That's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, are you going to put it on? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I had it on. I was like, how why am

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<v Speaker 1>I hotter than usual? All right? There it is, fit's

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly Yeah, I had the Taylor made for it. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So um, Yeah, we wanted to give you guys some

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<v Speaker 1>information because this is a podcast, right. Yes, I'm redoing

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<v Speaker 1>the horrible clumsy segue that I did already before we started,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're going to talk to you about the history

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<v Speaker 1>of aluminium trees. They might have an aluminium tree in here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a few people over eighty Do you see that over there?

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<v Speaker 1>There is an aluminum tree over here, and chuck, you

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<v Speaker 1>get that. Yeah. The story here is is that this

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<v Speaker 1>is now belongs to us in my family. This belonged

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<v Speaker 1>to Emily's grandmother. She's still with us. She's not here

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<v Speaker 1>to night because as you all know, Mary is. How

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<v Speaker 1>old is she now? Yes, oh, they're over there. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, that's so weird that that person over there

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<v Speaker 1>knows old Mary is and she sounds just like my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>who I've been looking at over here, Emily's and that

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<v Speaker 1>lady's like, Chucks, a total creep because he's just looking

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<v Speaker 1>at me. Emily's throwing your voice, that's what he did.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's nine years old. She's still with us, which

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<v Speaker 1>is amazing. But that was their tree. And as you

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<v Speaker 1>can tell if you're on the side of the stage,

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<v Speaker 1>we will describe all these things in greater detail. But

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<v Speaker 1>that is an original, I guess from the nineteen fifties

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<v Speaker 1>or early sixties. Aluminium tree completes with color wheel there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. You can see it peaking above the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's an aluminum tree, as Chuck said, and the

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<v Speaker 1>aluminum trees gather start through the great American process of

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<v Speaker 1>idea of intellectual property theft. That's right. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>guy from a company called Aluminum Specialties and he was

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<v Speaker 1>walking down the street Chicago one day and he stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>He saw a tree made out of aluminum, and he

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<v Speaker 1>thought was the most amazing thing ever. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>looked at the price. He was like, a hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems a little steep and it looks a little heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bet I can do better than that. So we

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<v Speaker 1>went back to headquarters and he said, look, guy, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw a tree made out of wait for it, aluminum.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was too heavy, it was too expensive. We

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<v Speaker 1>can do better, and an Aluminum Specialty said Gideo, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, I heard a bell jingling and

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking here, and I was looking there. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my hat And I was like, is there someone behind me?

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<v Speaker 1>The bell? So everyone the acid is kicking in, it

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<v Speaker 1>should be a good show. Uh So I did a

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<v Speaker 1>little I know you're the you're the inflation calculator man,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did a little calculating. So those original trees

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<v Speaker 1>from Chicago that he saw and decided to rip off

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<v Speaker 1>in today's dollars were close to nine bucks, what yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>eight and eighty five dollars, and so Mr tom Gannon

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<v Speaker 1>of Aluminum Specialty, like he said, was like, they're getting

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<v Speaker 1>ripped off. And if I think if we can package

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<v Speaker 1>these for twenty bucks and we can make them so

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<v Speaker 1>that a lady with her little lady arms can pick

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<v Speaker 1>them up, that's literally well you didn't say that. This

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<v Speaker 1>was said at a marketing strategy meeting though, but it

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<v Speaker 1>really was. They were like, well, we need to make

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<v Speaker 1>them all in and a box light enough for women

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<v Speaker 1>to pick them up off the shelf, right because it's

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<v Speaker 1>ninety seven. But they did just that. Yep. Then they

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<v Speaker 1>put him in a box and on the box that

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<v Speaker 1>said Aluminum for Lasting Beauty, because you know your tree

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<v Speaker 1>will rot and die just trying to keep it around

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<v Speaker 1>past February. It's going to go up in flames, right

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<v Speaker 1>we do. Plus it was the safety tree too, because

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<v Speaker 1>it won't go up in flames no matter how long

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<v Speaker 1>you keep it around. Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

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<v Speaker 1>That thing looks highly flammable to me that one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna test it. I think it just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of melt into a pool and then we die from

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<v Speaker 1>the fumes. That's what we get. So they set up shop.

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<v Speaker 1>They already had a plant in Manitowac, Wisconsin, right there

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<v Speaker 1>on the shores, really right there, represent right there on

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<v Speaker 1>the shores of Lake Michigan. Uh. During World War Two,

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<v Speaker 1>they were building submarines I guess out of aluminum, which

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's true at all. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>beat something more durable than that. Right, Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think Aluminum Specialties is making submarines. The town was known

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<v Speaker 1>for Oh I told you, I was unprepared. So they

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<v Speaker 1>started getting these out the door for twenty bucks. They

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<v Speaker 1>had models that were four two, four, six and seven

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<v Speaker 1>ft high. Uh, And initially people made fun of them.

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<v Speaker 1>They called them tin tannin bombs. Uh. People were mad

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<v Speaker 1>when they saw them at first, in nine because they

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was gaudy and gross and not a real tree,

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<v Speaker 1>not some beautiful what one day be appreciated, appreciated as

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<v Speaker 1>like a kitchy beautiful item. Well plus also it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean an aluminum tree? We just want

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<v Speaker 1>tree trees. What are your communist tree? Exactly? I'll try

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<v Speaker 1>to take my real tree. Let's say happy holidays to me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, there you go. So the aluminum specialties cookies

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<v Speaker 1>were saved by, believe it or not, tire sales people.

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<v Speaker 1>So in in Wisconsin in the wintertime, they don't sell

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of tires, and so tire store said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to make some some bread somehow we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get Christmas presents for our kids. How are we going

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<v Speaker 1>to do this? And they heard about these aluminum trees,

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<v Speaker 1>and they started setting up in their showrooms. And of course,

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<v Speaker 1>the pride of every town is the the tire store

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<v Speaker 1>that everyone walks past constantly. But people started walking past

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<v Speaker 1>the tire store seeing the aluminum trees in there and said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they actually are quite beautiful. I want one, And they

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<v Speaker 1>started selling them like hot kids. Here's an actual quote.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you could have found out who this person was.

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<v Speaker 1>This was someone who worked at Aluminum Treemakers of America.

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<v Speaker 1>He said it was a salesman's dream to have this happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Suddenly the guy who wouldn't give you the time of

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<v Speaker 1>day is your best friend. I think that was actually

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<v Speaker 1>a tire store guy. Sure, come on, give me more

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<v Speaker 1>aluminium trees. I need them, man, I'm selling them too fast.

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<v Speaker 1>So they sold something like, um, I think, ninety thousand

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<v Speaker 1>in the first year, is that correct, Chuck? Ye know

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<v Speaker 1>they sold over a hundred thousand. They sold forty thousand

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<v Speaker 1>in the first month, which is crazy. So within of course, weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>because Aluminum Specialty stole it from this other company, other

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<v Speaker 1>people started stealing Aluminum Specialties idea in the American way.

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<v Speaker 1>They came out with this thing. Within weeks, other people

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<v Speaker 1>were selling aluminum trees, and so everybody started having an

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<v Speaker 1>aluminum treat. Some of them were more expensive, somewhere were less.

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<v Speaker 1>But Aluminum Specialty played it smart. They pointed right down

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<v Speaker 1>the middle, and they have like six of the market share,

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<v Speaker 1>and even today they're ever gleam product was is like

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<v Speaker 1>the most sought after. It's like the Cadillac of aluminum trees.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that doesn't that's that's a terrible analogy, but

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<v Speaker 1>you get what I'm saying. I like it, Tires, Cadillacs,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all coming around. So some of these companies, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's the nineteen fifties, we thought we'd read some of

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<v Speaker 1>these names of companies that ripped them off because it's

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<v Speaker 1>just so nineteen fifties. Morris Novelties, Holiday Industries, Regal electri ONYX,

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<v Speaker 1>hold On Holiday Industry. This is my favorite. Astra Light

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<v Speaker 1>lt D. That's a British company. H and As fest

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<v Speaker 1>As Farms. It's really sweet. I made up that last one.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing just i'd like my nicks itched when you

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<v Speaker 1>said that, I'm getting uncomfortable, just like every time I

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<v Speaker 1>look over there, I want to take that off of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I take this off everybody? Yeah, you're gonna literally

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<v Speaker 1>come thank you, thank you, little something for you, A

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<v Speaker 1>little something I constructed and look it's a nice Mounty Garland.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you everybody, all right. So they started gussie up

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<v Speaker 1>their trees a bit. One of these is gussied up

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<v Speaker 1>because you see those little pom poms on the end.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an addition that they made the later trees

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<v Speaker 1>because I guess they just wanted to make them special.

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<v Speaker 1>They made them a different I think the pink ones

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<v Speaker 1>these days are the most prized ones that you can

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<v Speaker 1>buy on eBay. Yeah, one of them sold for like

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<v Speaker 1>bucks once. Yeah, that's the appropriate. What can I get

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<v Speaker 1>for that one? I don't know. Are you familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>the term struggling? Yeah, that tree is struggling. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in smell Bill there's a ninety eight year old

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<v Speaker 1>woman very angry at so you struggle in it. She's

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<v Speaker 1>not Snowville. She's down at the the game, the football game.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she's watching Atlanta United lose. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want that to happen everybody. I'm just from Atlanta. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>preparing myself. You just turn the crowd on it, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So these things are moving like hotcakes. They

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<v Speaker 1>literally sell over a million of these, uh combined. And then,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, like every sort of Christmas fad that comes,

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<v Speaker 1>it goes, and some people lay the blame at the

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<v Speaker 1>feet of none other than Charlie Brown. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>weird like most people think that Charlie Brown did away

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<v Speaker 1>with the aluminium Christmas tree because in the Charlie Brown

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Special, um Lucy sends Charlie Brown and lin Us

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<v Speaker 1>out to go get a treat the biggest aluminium tree

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<v Speaker 1>you can find, preferably pink, right, And so they go

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<v Speaker 1>off on this mission and they find some Linus taps

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<v Speaker 1>on one and it sounds like he's tapping on a

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<v Speaker 1>ship's hole. Um, And Charlie Brown's like, no, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not doing this. I'm going with this tree, this little

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<v Speaker 1>weird creekly treat a struggling Christmas tree. Um. And Charlie

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<v Speaker 1>Brown takes it home and loves it. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>like the spirit of Christmas was found in this little

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<v Speaker 1>tree and the commercialization of Christmas was personified in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the aluminum trees. And some people say that's what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of turned the tide, that's right. Other people say

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<v Speaker 1>it was just coincidence and it was bound to be

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<v Speaker 1>a Christmas pad no matter what. Charlie Brown just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of helps push it over the cliff. Charlie Brown as

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<v Speaker 1>he does, he's got a lot of blood on his hands.

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<v Speaker 1>But also gradually over the years they did come back,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks to things like eBay and Etsy uh and people

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<v Speaker 1>with extra money in their pockets that want to pay

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<v Speaker 1>three thousand dollars for a vintage street people with no kids,

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<v Speaker 1>I think. In other words, exactly, but we still have ours,

0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.280
<v Speaker 1>and and it still looks great despite what Josh says.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's give it up for the treat So we made

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<v Speaker 1>it to a segment. We made it through one tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh, it wouldn't be Christmas everybody without a good

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas miracle story or three, and we just so happened

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<v Speaker 1>to have three of them for you. We had more,

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<v Speaker 1>but we found out that a lot of them actually

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<v Speaker 1>don't really add up when you start digging into them.

0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:56.080
<v Speaker 1>These are legitimate bona fide. The Pope is signed off

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<v Speaker 1>on them. Christmas miracles. Okay, hey, everybody, that's that's what

0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:07.000
<v Speaker 1>the folks says. Everybody that was irish. I don't even

0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:11.080
<v Speaker 1>know what's gonna all right, Miracle number one and this

0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:15.280
<v Speaker 1>one's gonna knock your socks off. This was we're going

0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:21.320
<v Speaker 1>back in the way back machine further in time. That's

0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:33.440
<v Speaker 1>that's that's what powers the way back machiness. Oh yeah, whoa, whoa? Everyone?

0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:35.760
<v Speaker 1>Really we went too far? Are you dummies? Were in

0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:39.520
<v Speaker 1>like eighteen fifty two dinosaurs? Can you guys say, whoops

0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:51.640
<v Speaker 1>in like reverse? That works? It's working all right? All right? Wow,

0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:57.720
<v Speaker 1>I've never felt this powerful before. Alright. So there's a

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<v Speaker 1>couple named Ed and Julius Stewart. They were making their

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<v Speaker 1>way across Arizona on a Christmas Eve going home, and

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<v Speaker 1>they stopped to change attire because it got a flat

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<v Speaker 1>out in the middle of nowhere near a town called Superior, Arizona.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I looked up the population, yes, because

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<v Speaker 1>you kept saying, you know, it's in the middle of nowhere,

0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.280
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, yeah, we'll see about that their

0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:25.400
<v Speaker 1>population and was about people, and now it's about hundred people.

0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:29.600
<v Speaker 1>That's a steep decline person. Yeah, that's they're not going

0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:33.880
<v Speaker 1>in the right direction. But even still people, it's not

0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.400
<v Speaker 1>that many. Plus Arizona is not even a state yet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just basically a bunch of people camping out together

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<v Speaker 1>in the desert is what Superior, Arizona was. And this couple, um,

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<v Speaker 1>their names were Ed and Julius Stewart. Uh. They were

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<v Speaker 1>about ten miles west of Superior when their car got

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<v Speaker 1>a flat on Christmas Eve. Oh just wait, just remember

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<v Speaker 1>it's Christmas Eve when this happened. So they pull over. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Ed's fixing the car and his wife is like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get use the restroom. I guess out here

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<v Speaker 1>behind a cactus because there's no one around, and oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, there's a hat box laying in the sand

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<v Speaker 1>and it's crying. Yes, there was a baby and a

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<v Speaker 1>hat box. I know, everyone, but this is a Christmas

0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:33.280
<v Speaker 1>miracle story. Don't get too worried. It's a little girl

0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:38.480
<v Speaker 1>in there, and she's like, this is weird. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>little baby in a hat box, almost pete on it.

0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.840
<v Speaker 1>They got it cried, uh, and so I think we

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<v Speaker 1>should do the right thing and not leave this baby

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the desert. I'm hoping that it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even a thought. I'm hoping she didn't even have

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<v Speaker 1>that thought. They flipped a coin and decided to take

0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.760
<v Speaker 1>a little hat box baby. He went Anton sugger on

0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:06.080
<v Speaker 1>on the thing. They're like, her baby, call it heads

0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:10.160
<v Speaker 1>or tails. Everyone's seen no country for old man. Yeah,

0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:14.719
<v Speaker 1>that was what that was referencing. So they pick up

0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:17.240
<v Speaker 1>hat box baby. They take hat box baby to a hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>You're laughing, but that's what they called this baby in

0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:23.399
<v Speaker 1>the news. Hat the hat box babe. Seriously should call

0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.199
<v Speaker 1>the baby Christmas Eve or just baby Eves. That's a

0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:29.200
<v Speaker 1>real name. Oh yeah, sure, you know yeah, yeah, no

0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.360
<v Speaker 1>one names your kid hat box no hat box baby.

0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure somebody saying like a barbershop quartet song too. Yeah,

0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:46.240
<v Speaker 1>that's true, you're my hat box baby. So seventeen couples

0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.800
<v Speaker 1>ended up that wanted a little baby born in a

0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:53.640
<v Speaker 1>hat box, and they all apply to adopts little hat

0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:56.760
<v Speaker 1>box baby. Seventeen couples. Uh, and this is the party.

0:17:56.760 --> 0:18:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Don't get how many showed up too? Why what happened

0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:04.520
<v Speaker 1>in between then? And uh that was yesterday. I think

0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:06.760
<v Speaker 1>hat box baby fell out of the news a little bit,

0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.080
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. And so two really had

0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:12.040
<v Speaker 1>what they called stick tutiveness even back then. And of

0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:15.480
<v Speaker 1>those two couples, a judge had to be like, you, guys,

0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:19.520
<v Speaker 1>thanks for coming. There's some other baby, not from a

0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:23.879
<v Speaker 1>hat box that they also found in the desert, right exactly.

0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:30.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't want cactus baby, right raised by coyotes. So

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<v Speaker 1>in the end they did find one couple and they

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<v Speaker 1>named the baby Sharon, my mother in law's name. A

0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:41.840
<v Speaker 1>named him after my future mother in law. Little Sharon

0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Elliott never met her biological parents, because this was the

0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:48.879
<v Speaker 1>nineteen thirties when you buried the stuff deep under the

0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:52.320
<v Speaker 1>sand and lived a lot your entire life. Not only that,

0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:54.399
<v Speaker 1>she didn't know she was the hat box baby until

0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:59.200
<v Speaker 1>night nine. Seriously, Yes, she knew of the hat box Baby,

0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:01.800
<v Speaker 1>don't we all, But she didn't know she was the

0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:04.879
<v Speaker 1>hat box Baby. Did she find out by opening a

0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:08.520
<v Speaker 1>hat box and having this weird psychic flashback? All right? Yeah,

0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:12.320
<v Speaker 1>she's like, gotta get out, gotta to get out? Was

0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:19.359
<v Speaker 1>coyotes after kotes? Is that the end of the story? Oh? No,

0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:21.960
<v Speaker 1>The end is she did not meet her parents, which

0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:24.560
<v Speaker 1>is very sad. But for the ninet thirties, she went

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<v Speaker 1>on to have a career in the aerospace industry, which

0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:29.639
<v Speaker 1>was uncommon for a woman at the time. So she

0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:32.720
<v Speaker 1>did really well for herself and lived a long and

0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:36.120
<v Speaker 1>fruitful life. And she's here tonight. Everybody give it up.

0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Hat box Baby's gonna fly in on it. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>you end a story that was miracle one another one

0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:50.760
<v Speaker 1>for you, two of three starting now? All right? We

0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:54.959
<v Speaker 1>we actually had five, and we had to cancel two miracles. Yeah,

0:19:55.840 --> 0:20:00.840
<v Speaker 1>one because it wasn't that interesting. And I'm just gonna

0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:05.600
<v Speaker 1>briefly say, I don't know. There was this one story

0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:07.600
<v Speaker 1>about a lady who got lost and buried in the

0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:09.760
<v Speaker 1>snow for three days but lived and they found her

0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:11.720
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, this is amazing. I did some

0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:15.480
<v Speaker 1>more research, uh and apparently it was a suicide attempt

0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.680
<v Speaker 1>and she lost her arms and legs and then sued

0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:23.760
<v Speaker 1>the hospital. And I was like, I think we should

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<v Speaker 1>not do this one here. What's the exact opposite of

0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:33.560
<v Speaker 1>a miracle? Yeah, it's really bad of a Christmas miracle.

0:20:35.040 --> 0:20:38.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you told them that. Actually, I'm proud

0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:40.879
<v Speaker 1>of you for stuff you should know. Way, all right,

0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:43.160
<v Speaker 1>So where are we going? And we going to uh Korea?

0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:46.280
<v Speaker 1>We are We're going to Korea. During the the onset

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<v Speaker 1>of the Korean War and the Communist the Communists were

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<v Speaker 1>coming down from China into the North Korean, into the

0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:55.720
<v Speaker 1>Korean peninsula, sorry, and they were pushing the North Koreans

0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:58.880
<v Speaker 1>further and further south. Uh In. A bunch of North

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<v Speaker 1>Korean people had assembled at the docks at Hung Nom

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<v Speaker 1>and in Hung m there were a lot of people

0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:09.359
<v Speaker 1>hanging out, something like a hundred thousands billions plus a

0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:12.560
<v Speaker 1>ton of Allied troops being evacuated. There were ships coming

0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:14.520
<v Speaker 1>and going and coming and going and getting people out

0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:17.520
<v Speaker 1>but they were mostly getting the soldiers out and there

0:21:17.560 --> 0:21:21.040
<v Speaker 1>were a lot of civilians standing there stranded. But luckily

0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:24.000
<v Speaker 1>for those civilians, there was a captain with one of

0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:28.320
<v Speaker 1>the greatest names ever, Leonard LaRue. And Leonard LaRue said, oh,

0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:30.320
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna die at the hands of the communists who

0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:35.080
<v Speaker 1>are coming down, not on Leonard LaRue's watch. And he

0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:37.720
<v Speaker 1>just happened to captain a ship called the S S.

0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Meredith Victory. And the S S. Meredith Victory was a

0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:43.720
<v Speaker 1>large cargo ship, but it was in no way, shape

0:21:43.760 --> 0:21:46.159
<v Speaker 1>or form a passenger ship, that's right. And it was

0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:51.440
<v Speaker 1>actually weirdly named after Meredith College in North Carolina, where

0:21:51.520 --> 0:21:55.160
<v Speaker 1>my niece went to school. It's all full circle. Somehow

0:21:55.400 --> 0:21:58.760
<v Speaker 1>this Christmas miracle from Korean nineteen fifty has to do

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<v Speaker 1>with Chuck. I tried everybody I like to feel like

0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:09.679
<v Speaker 1>I had a hand in it. So they pull up

0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:13.440
<v Speaker 1>this SS Meredith Victory. And here's where I got confused,

0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:15.400
<v Speaker 1>and Josh was kind of cleared up because in this

0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:18.400
<v Speaker 1>research it said that it was only designed to hold

0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:22.280
<v Speaker 1>sixty people. Why don't you lower the boom on how

0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:25.200
<v Speaker 1>many civilians they ended up fitting on this Leonard LaRue

0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:30.359
<v Speaker 1>in one shot fit four thousand people. This was a

0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:33.040
<v Speaker 1>shoddy article. Yeah, So I saw that and I was like,

0:22:33.520 --> 0:22:36.520
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have to erase this one because that's obviously

0:22:36.560 --> 0:22:39.399
<v Speaker 1>a lie. You can't fit fourteen thousand people on a

0:22:39.440 --> 0:22:43.439
<v Speaker 1>sixty person chip. But that was like sixty beds in

0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:46.440
<v Speaker 1>the like crew area. It was a large cargo ship. Uh,

0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:49.679
<v Speaker 1>wasn't large for fourteen thousand people. They literally stuffed them

0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:53.600
<v Speaker 1>in there like sardines. They were all standing like elbow

0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:56.080
<v Speaker 1>to elbow. No one could sit, no one could move

0:22:56.440 --> 0:22:59.399
<v Speaker 1>on deck, below deck. There was no water, no food,

0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:04.399
<v Speaker 1>no heat, no toilets. Yeah. Think about that and fourteen

0:23:04.480 --> 0:23:09.680
<v Speaker 1>thousand civilians think Yeah, fourteen thousand civilians from Korea were

0:23:09.720 --> 0:23:13.919
<v Speaker 1>packed elbow to elbow in this ship, navigating mine infested

0:23:14.000 --> 0:23:18.520
<v Speaker 1>waters for two days at sea. Yeah. I saw a

0:23:18.560 --> 0:23:20.960
<v Speaker 1>quote from one of the um one of the dudes

0:23:20.960 --> 0:23:22.080
<v Speaker 1>that worked on the ship. What are you all? Most

0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:26.159
<v Speaker 1>people dudes that worked on ship ship dudes. Yeah. One

0:23:26.200 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 1>of the crew members years later recounted and he was like,

0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:32.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, the Korean people are um somewhat stoic in

0:23:32.280 --> 0:23:35.040
<v Speaker 1>their nature, he said, But I couldn't believe even with

0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:39.000
<v Speaker 1>that the way they behaved and no one, he said,

0:23:39.000 --> 0:23:42.040
<v Speaker 1>it was so orderly. No one fought, no one like jostled.

0:23:42.080 --> 0:23:44.679
<v Speaker 1>Everyone just like sort of work together to make this

0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Christmas miracle happen. So so okay, there are two miracles

0:23:48.560 --> 0:23:50.560
<v Speaker 1>that came out of this. So they make land at

0:23:50.600 --> 0:23:55.720
<v Speaker 1>gay O j Island on Christmas Day, that's right, And um,

0:23:55.920 --> 0:23:59.440
<v Speaker 1>two miracles happened. One over this two day period, under

0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:04.200
<v Speaker 1>these very treacherous conditions, not one person died, not one

0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:08.960
<v Speaker 1>person was injured. Miracle one. Yeah, you can clap for that. Wait,

0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:15.320
<v Speaker 1>please clap. That was that. I got political again. I'm sorry.

0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:18.520
<v Speaker 1>That was miracle one. What was miracle to Miracle number

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<v Speaker 1>two is they showed up with fourteen thousand and five

0:24:22.640 --> 0:24:28.280
<v Speaker 1>people because guess what, five little babies were born everyone

0:24:29.880 --> 0:24:33.240
<v Speaker 1>in this little journey. There was a medic on board

0:24:33.480 --> 0:24:36.240
<v Speaker 1>that worked with the crew. I found out that didn't

0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:40.320
<v Speaker 1>have any training of course, delivering babies, just running around

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:41.959
<v Speaker 1>with a hat box, like just drop it in here

0:24:42.000 --> 0:24:44.639
<v Speaker 1>and dropping in here. The hat box is getting kind

0:24:44.640 --> 0:24:50.040
<v Speaker 1>of gross after number two, but they lived with it. Oh,

0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Jerry cut this part out seriously. Make a note. Um, yeah,

0:24:59.400 --> 0:25:02.880
<v Speaker 1>five little bit bees were born. Everyone lived, those little

0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:09.000
<v Speaker 1>five babies, all right, and they're here tonight everybody. One

0:25:09.040 --> 0:25:11.240
<v Speaker 1>of these times, it's gonna come true. Man, wouldn't it

0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:15.360
<v Speaker 1>be great? That was miracle two. Miracle three is as

0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:19.159
<v Speaker 1>follows starting now. We should have done these in a

0:25:19.160 --> 0:25:21.640
<v Speaker 1>different order. Now that I'm seeing what miracle this is.

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Does anyone out there like dogs? Same here? What about

0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:41.159
<v Speaker 1>miracle dogs? MoMA? All right? Yes, sorry, Oh that's a

0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Simpsons reference. I know. Okay, you told me never to

0:25:44.560 --> 0:25:47.280
<v Speaker 1>acknowledge people from the stage. Oh yeah, this is a

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:52.760
<v Speaker 1>special show. I'm sorry, buddy. I was just doing as

0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:59.800
<v Speaker 1>told sir. Alright. So April two thousand six, Aurora, Colorado

0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:04.199
<v Speaker 1>woman named Vanda Lunstrom had a heartbreak when her little

0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:08.639
<v Speaker 1>pet rat terrier Daisy, got out from her fence. It

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:12.760
<v Speaker 1>didn't come home ever, which is, first of all, it's

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 1>a miracle story. Everyone a rat and a terrier. It's

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:19.840
<v Speaker 1>disgusting and that must have been like the ugliest dog

0:26:19.880 --> 0:26:24.160
<v Speaker 1>on the plant. That's that's not how that works. We'll

0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:26.199
<v Speaker 1>explain it to me later. Let's keep things going. Like

0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>a German bulldog doesn't mean a German Man and a bulldog. Actually,

0:26:31.320 --> 0:26:34.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'm I'm so sure what happens fine

0:26:34.760 --> 0:26:40.240
<v Speaker 1>closed doors? So Daisy the rat terrier ran off, and

0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Vonda Lunstrom said, um, well, I guess that's it for

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:49.640
<v Speaker 1>for me and being happy. She spent months and then

0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:51.840
<v Speaker 1>just kind of gave up, resigned herself that she would

0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:54.159
<v Speaker 1>never see her dog again, never knew what happened to her,

0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 1>and just is like, well, my heart is broken. On

0:26:57.520 --> 0:27:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Christmas Day of that year, she gets a call, and

0:27:01.760 --> 0:27:05.400
<v Speaker 1>this call is from a woman in Knoxville, Tennessee, saying, hey,

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:09.000
<v Speaker 1>guess what. Oh yeah, I got some Knoxville people here. Huh, well,

0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:13.000
<v Speaker 1>you prepared to be proud of your town because a

0:27:13.080 --> 0:27:17.439
<v Speaker 1>woman from your town found Daisy in Knoxville, Tennessee. She

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:22.040
<v Speaker 1>had made it miles from Aurora, Colorado to Knoxville, Tennessee.

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:25.119
<v Speaker 1>No one has any idea how, and showed up on

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:28.440
<v Speaker 1>this woman in Knoxville, Tennessee's doorstep. Yeah, she said, where

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:34.720
<v Speaker 1>you from, little dog? And she went Colorado. It's pretty good.

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 1>It's so dumb. I can't believe I did that. Port

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:44.440
<v Speaker 1>of people. No, she did what you should do, which

0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:47.040
<v Speaker 1>is called the little number on the tag, got in touch.

0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 1>It was a rabies tag, so got in touch with

0:27:49.600 --> 0:27:52.199
<v Speaker 1>veterinarian in Colorado. She said, I think I have the

0:27:52.200 --> 0:27:54.840
<v Speaker 1>wrong number. This is a weird area code to be

0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 1>calling for a lost dog in my neighborhood in Knoxville.

0:27:57.920 --> 0:27:59.880
<v Speaker 1>And he said, yeah, it is weird. It's in Colorado.

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:02.240
<v Speaker 1>And she said, I got a little rat terrier named Daisy.

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:06.320
<v Speaker 1>And the vet went, what a rat terrier? What are

0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:09.440
<v Speaker 1>you talking about. I don't know how you do it

0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:13.960
<v Speaker 1>in Tennessee, lady, but uh, right here in Colorado, we

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:17.800
<v Speaker 1>breed dogs with dogs. Oh that's not how we do

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 1>it in Tennessee. So he said, I think that we

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:26.879
<v Speaker 1>have a match here there. This is one of my

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:29.520
<v Speaker 1>my my clients. And he called up Vonda and he said,

0:28:29.680 --> 0:28:31.920
<v Speaker 1>believe it or not, we think we found Daisy. This

0:28:32.040 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 1>was this dog was missing in April and this was Christmas.

0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:38.240
<v Speaker 1>So you do the math. Yeah, I had it not

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:40.080
<v Speaker 1>been Christmas, it would have just been a miracle, not

0:28:40.120 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 1>a Christmas miracle, that's right, right. So they were reunited,

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and UM, I guess if we've already told the other

0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 1>story about the other Christmas miracle, we can kind of

0:28:49.280 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 1>pull the rug out on this one too. Uh, Daisy

0:28:52.880 --> 0:28:56.040
<v Speaker 1>was reunited with Vonda, and Daisy got home to find

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 1>out that Vonda had replaced Daisy and she had to

0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:05.560
<v Speaker 1>share her house with another dog. That must have been

0:29:05.600 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 1>pretty awkward for Daisy, Like finally back home and runs

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 1>inside and it's like, oh, this is my spot. You

0:29:16.160 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 1>haven't been here for a while, so let me tell

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 1>you what the rules are, Daisy. Yeah, and the dog's

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:24.600
<v Speaker 1>like no, all over that, and I'm about you again.

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Is that our last miracle? That was it? That's what

0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:36.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. We didn't amount of order? Right, Thanks everybody.

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 1>We can tell you guys are the hardcore stuff. You

0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 1>should know fans because you clapped for that one. So

0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:44.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you guys have noticed the theme

0:29:44.360 --> 0:29:47.240
<v Speaker 1>or not yet, but we're talking a lot about Christmas.

0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I've noticed you shifting it. What is Is there a

0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 1>rhymer reason? They're never just have it? Okay? I thought

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:54.840
<v Speaker 1>you were just that was the first time I've ship

0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:59.840
<v Speaker 1>all right, next segments right, wait, now we just graduated

0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 1>onto the next you know what that side to get

0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:06.160
<v Speaker 1>cheated and show him your ball? HeiG, everybody get a

0:30:06.160 --> 0:30:15.960
<v Speaker 1>look at a load shouldn't be hearing. So we're we're

0:30:16.000 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>talking Christmas, and what would Christmas be without shoving elbows

0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 1>to the teeth, maybe like a little bit choking. You're like,

0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 1>oh wait, I can go to jail for that. Over

0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the must have toy of the season, and we found

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 1>out that there were not There was a toy that

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 1>spanned not one, but two Christmas seasons. And that toy

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 1>spanned the Christmas is of and and his name was

0:30:40.520 --> 0:30:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Teddy rux Let's go ahead and remember that little guy

0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>how adorable comes with a cassette in a story book. Yeah,

0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 1>and you can buy more cassettes and more story books,

0:30:57.960 --> 0:31:00.840
<v Speaker 1>and more cassettes and more story books because that's how

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:02.920
<v Speaker 1>they get you, right, That's how they got you with

0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Ruxpen. And he was super groundbreaking at the time, right, Um,

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Ruxpan. If you don't know what Teddy Ruxpen is,

0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 1>he's this guy. But your your kid would put a

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:16.120
<v Speaker 1>cassette in his back and press play with like sticky

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:21.360
<v Speaker 1>little chocolate fingers and um, Teddy Ruxben, here we go. Here.

0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:24.240
<v Speaker 1>We don't want to give away the horror that aways

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 1>and Teddy Ruxben would come to life and be like, hey,

0:31:29.360 --> 0:31:31.480
<v Speaker 1>you're my friend, whether you like it or not. Kid,

0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:35.240
<v Speaker 1>And like his eyes would open and close and his

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:38.080
<v Speaker 1>nose would spin and he would start talking. But he

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 1>would talk, not just you know, babble or just talk

0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:43.680
<v Speaker 1>about his day or something like that. He would talk

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 1>and he would tell a story. Right, I was born

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 1>in a hat box. Right, he was an amazing bear

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 1>that told your kids stories and every kid wanted one.

0:31:54.040 --> 0:31:56.440
<v Speaker 1>But there was actually a pretty great story leading up

0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to it, and it was a Disney imagineer named Ken

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Forcey who was the guy who came up with Teddy

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Ruxpen and he worked on him for so long that

0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 1>his original idea was for Teddy Ruxpen to have been

0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:11.240
<v Speaker 1>a monkey because he wanted to salute the Space program.

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:15.479
<v Speaker 1>That's how long the guy's been working on Teddy rock Span. So, uh,

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 1>I hit a little more research into this guy. Like

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 1>you said, he worked at Disney what do they call

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:27.000
<v Speaker 1>themselves mains? Oh wait, I'm sorry. He actually helped design

0:32:27.920 --> 0:32:30.360
<v Speaker 1>He was one of the designers on the Haunted Mansion,

0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 1>So big ups for that best ride ever. And then

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:39.480
<v Speaker 1>if you're a long time at Lantern, you might remember

0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:42.200
<v Speaker 1>over at where Philips Areena now is is was the

0:32:42.240 --> 0:32:45.600
<v Speaker 1>old Omni CNN and they had the World of Sid

0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:50.240
<v Speaker 1>and Marty Croft, which is this weird LSD fueled amusement

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:53.920
<v Speaker 1>park indoor amusement park. And he helped design that too,

0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:57.560
<v Speaker 1>which is kind of cool. Yeah. So, uh, like we said,

0:32:57.560 --> 0:32:59.160
<v Speaker 1>he worked at Disney, and he was like, I've I've

0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 1>been to the Hall of Press, and it's why don't

0:33:01.080 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I just take Abraham Lincoln and wrap him in for

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:07.880
<v Speaker 1>cut his head off, wrap him in for and I

0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 1>think I have a million seller, right, But he works

0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 1>in it for a while. And the reason it took

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:14.520
<v Speaker 1>him so long is because originally Teddy Ruxman came in

0:33:14.520 --> 0:33:16.960
<v Speaker 1>two parts. You had Teddy Rucksman and then you had

0:33:16.960 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 1>a box, a big, clunky, ugly box with sharp edges

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:23.920
<v Speaker 1>and would like catch fire. And this box sent FM

0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 1>signals to Teddy and then that's how Teddy, with the

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:29.640
<v Speaker 1>receiver in his face, would talk and move his his

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:32.560
<v Speaker 1>mouth literal radio signals. He could not have been more

0:33:32.600 --> 0:33:36.760
<v Speaker 1>complicated if he tried, right, So, but also really clumsy

0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 1>and cumbersome a two piece set. No kid wants to

0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:42.360
<v Speaker 1>like set up a receiver and like to like twist

0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>the dials, you know, or they want the hard sharp

0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:47.520
<v Speaker 1>box inside the bear, right, But it wasn't really. It

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 1>was a huge move when they managed to combine the

0:33:49.720 --> 0:33:51.680
<v Speaker 1>two together. And what they figured out was that they

0:33:51.720 --> 0:33:54.400
<v Speaker 1>could use one track and a regular cassette tape to

0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:57.520
<v Speaker 1>record the story Teddy's voice, and then the other track

0:33:57.760 --> 0:34:02.000
<v Speaker 1>they recorded ultra high frequency radio signals that that told

0:34:02.080 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Teddy how to move his face. It was it was

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 1>connected to a little motor you know, cassettes recording stereo.

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:09.400
<v Speaker 1>So there's two sides and they just used one to

0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:12.520
<v Speaker 1>sign sin the signal to a little uh motor control,

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:14.480
<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden he could come to life

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:18.719
<v Speaker 1>and haunt your dreams. And with that he took off.

0:34:20.719 --> 0:34:23.600
<v Speaker 1>They released him in September and they were sold out

0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:27.839
<v Speaker 1>within a month. I think forty three thousand units just overnight. Yeah,

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 1>but this guy was thinking big though, Like he was like,

0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:32.520
<v Speaker 1>this is not a Teddy Bear. Everyone. He created this

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:36.680
<v Speaker 1>whole backstory and he wanted television shows and movies and

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:39.799
<v Speaker 1>things to accompany this, and it actually worked. He went

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:41.919
<v Speaker 1>into the office and said, oh, he's not a bear.

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:45.799
<v Speaker 1>He's an iliop, which is a species native to the

0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:48.760
<v Speaker 1>fantasy world of Grundo and the people he was selling

0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:50.799
<v Speaker 1>it to areas can you can you just be a bear?

0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk about this today. He got

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:55.040
<v Speaker 1>a bear that talks like that. You that's seriously all

0:34:55.040 --> 0:34:57.319
<v Speaker 1>you need. He's like, no, no, First of all, he's

0:34:57.320 --> 0:35:00.000
<v Speaker 1>wearing a tunic. Bears and wear tunics. Don't be ridiculous.

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:05.000
<v Speaker 1>He's an iliot. So it was a pretty big breakthrough

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 1>and in uh Teddy Ruxman started to take off forty

0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 1>three thousand units in the first month. Yeah, they sold

0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:13.120
<v Speaker 1>a million within like the first three or four months.

0:35:13.120 --> 0:35:16.279
<v Speaker 1>It was like a hit, so much so that it

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 1>spanned six and nine eight seven Christmas. Yeah, and so

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:24.360
<v Speaker 1>much so that he did get two specials out of ABC.

0:35:25.360 --> 0:35:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Believe it or not. He he tried HBO and they're like,

0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:31.879
<v Speaker 1>that's weird where HBO? But ABC was like sure, why not?

0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:35.880
<v Speaker 1>So in November in December of nine eight five, they

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:39.920
<v Speaker 1>had to live action Teddy Ruxman specials about this cute

0:35:39.920 --> 0:35:45.399
<v Speaker 1>little iliops from from Grando. Uh. And it came back

0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:47.400
<v Speaker 1>over the years. I mean, here's the deal. Parents hated

0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:49.880
<v Speaker 1>this thing because because I mean it was like seventy

0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:52.400
<v Speaker 1>five bucks back then, which is like a million dollars

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:56.640
<v Speaker 1>to million dollars and these cassettes because the kids are like,

0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 1>well I married that one, I want to hear the

0:35:58.040 --> 0:36:00.560
<v Speaker 1>next one. And they were twelve ninety five a pop

0:36:00.719 --> 0:36:02.719
<v Speaker 1>to get the little book in the cassette, and he

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:07.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I can write stories all day long. Children. Yeah,

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:08.640
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of these stories and be like, hey,

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:11.440
<v Speaker 1>can go tell your parents to go again another cassette,

0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:14.560
<v Speaker 1>tell him tell him this, just say what I'm about

0:36:14.560 --> 0:36:16.880
<v Speaker 1>to say that you will hold your breath until you

0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:21.480
<v Speaker 1>pass out unless you get another cassette today. Okay, all right, okay,

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:27.359
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, and Grundo, it's always lovely out. That's how

0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:30.560
<v Speaker 1>he would talk, like there was something wrong with them.

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:34.359
<v Speaker 1>I found a few of these titles too, by the way. Yeah,

0:36:34.440 --> 0:36:38.560
<v Speaker 1>there was one called the mush They all had Colon's too.

0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:41.719
<v Speaker 1>One was called the mush the Mushroom Forest. You can

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:45.360
<v Speaker 1>be anything you want to be. It's like a Gladwell.

0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I wonder what was going on there. Oh, yes, there

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:51.880
<v Speaker 1>was one in the early nineties. And this is not

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:56.400
<v Speaker 1>a joke. Everyone grunge music, Colon, tap your feet to

0:36:56.480 --> 0:37:01.440
<v Speaker 1>the beat. You lie that serious, you lie because grunge

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>the most toe tapping this genre of music out there.

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:10.280
<v Speaker 1>And then finally, but also that's a Teddy Ruxmen title.

0:37:11.600 --> 0:37:13.920
<v Speaker 1>What did what did he tell the story? I don't know,

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 1>A bunch of stage dive in iliops, I guess. And

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:21.719
<v Speaker 1>then finally you know, And Teddy Ruxman came back a

0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.319
<v Speaker 1>few times over the years. In fact, I think you

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>can still buy them, Like just a few years ago

0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:27.879
<v Speaker 1>there was another company. It was like, sure, we'll buy

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 1>the license, we'll take. There was one finally where he

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:34.680
<v Speaker 1>jumped the shark that was called this This is the title,

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:44.719
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Ruxman Visits the Dentist Colin sponsored by Crest. It

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:49.920
<v Speaker 1>wasn't implied that was the title. Anyway, we have to

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:53.520
<v Speaker 1>take a message break everybody. I'm kidding. I was making

0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 1>a joke about the Crest. Think set down. I do

0:37:57.080 --> 0:38:03.920
<v Speaker 1>have my and my Christmas light me Andy's It's authentic everyone.

0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:07.839
<v Speaker 1>So Teddy Rucks been he went away. The market got saturated.

0:38:07.840 --> 0:38:11.560
<v Speaker 1>There was something called Rapping Rabbit. There was one called

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Blabbering Bear, which is just a terrible name. They did

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:17.960
<v Speaker 1>zero market research. That's how fast everybody was getting this stuff.

0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:21.879
<v Speaker 1>I would have gotten like that's year's version. Yeah, blabber bear,

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:24.719
<v Speaker 1>not by your own choice. Oh same here, Bud, I

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 1>know what you mean. Nights at the Round Table. Yeah,

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 1>it looks just like Polo except for a little flag.

0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Like the kids at school are not going to buy this?

0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Is that the end of that segment. That's the end

0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:52.800
<v Speaker 1>of that. It's going great, it's going not bad. So again,

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:57.239
<v Speaker 1>we're talking Christmas, and what would Christmas be without the

0:38:57.239 --> 0:39:00.960
<v Speaker 1>most horrific assemblage of monsters that you ever encountered in

0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 1>your entire life. Well, if you're scared by this kind

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 1>of thing, if you don't like monsters and they make

0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:08.920
<v Speaker 1>you uneasy, thank you lucky stars that you were not

0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:13.560
<v Speaker 1>raised in Europe, because Europe has the scariest Christmas traditions

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:16.680
<v Speaker 1>of all time ever, and we're gonna tell you about

0:39:16.719 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 1>some of them. Yeah. We we talked about this in

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>past Christmas specials. How Christmas was um basically go opted

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:27.759
<v Speaker 1>by Christians from weird pagan holidays with horrific beasts and

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:29.800
<v Speaker 1>they're like, hey, let's turn that into the Birth of

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Jesus and Christmas is wonderful. What about this angry forest?

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Got us three wiseman? That's fine, they're gonna be happy

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:41.239
<v Speaker 1>to get presents. It's fine. So we're gonna start. You

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:46.160
<v Speaker 1>can go ahead and move the slide. Yes, we're gonna start.

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 1>An Iceland everyone with the yule Cat. You have to

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 1>say it. You have to say it the in the

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Icelandic chuck that friendly guy. Yes, in Icelandic it is

0:39:57.480 --> 0:40:01.520
<v Speaker 1>uh yo luck. I'm sorry, but say it like the

0:40:01.600 --> 0:40:12.120
<v Speaker 1>York please. Oh yeah, hey, that wasn't bad. It was

0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:19.200
<v Speaker 1>a good or dude, it's oh so quiet and the

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:21.919
<v Speaker 1>faith of the movement and you got to do that.

0:40:23.040 --> 0:40:25.640
<v Speaker 1>She actually records these songs, right, Yeah, there's you can go.

0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:28.680
<v Speaker 1>You can go on to YouTube and look up Yola

0:40:28.920 --> 0:40:32.399
<v Speaker 1>Kuten and and just just guess how it spelled and

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:35.360
<v Speaker 1>h or icelandic leka. And there's a poem that b

0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 1>York has sung that they put to music and it's

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 1>weird and creepy and perfect. But there's this there's this

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:45.160
<v Speaker 1>this tradition in Iceland that if you are a good

0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:47.239
<v Speaker 1>kid and you do all of your chores and your work,

0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:50.040
<v Speaker 1>and your parents are hard working too, then you as

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:52.279
<v Speaker 1>a kid will be rewarded with a new piece of

0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:55.680
<v Speaker 1>clothing on Christmas. Right, That's what you're looking forward to

0:40:55.760 --> 0:40:58.960
<v Speaker 1>as a kid in Iceland like it sucks and you're

0:40:58.960 --> 0:41:00.719
<v Speaker 1>happy to have it, because if you don't have new

0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:03.239
<v Speaker 1>socks or new shoes or something, the yule cat will

0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:08.800
<v Speaker 1>come along and eat you on Christmas Eve. We'll eat

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:11.319
<v Speaker 1>you in your house in front of your family. You

0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:14.759
<v Speaker 1>see that kid, he knows. He's like, there's totally a

0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 1>cat behind me right now. And his friends are going nope,

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:26.359
<v Speaker 1>wearing their new jackets. Members only. We're all good. So

0:41:26.400 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing is the UK. This goes from a

0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:30.800
<v Speaker 1>house to house, and I think Christmas Eve for Christmas

0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 1>one of the two. I think if you're being eaten

0:41:32.520 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 1>by the ulk, it doesn't matter. Ul cats looking into

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the windows like you own new shoes, okay, and you're

0:41:39.480 --> 0:41:42.680
<v Speaker 1>awfu limits new apron. I guess it's an article of clothing.

0:41:43.440 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 1>It's just going from house to house, and then the

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Yule cat will inevitably find some kid who was lazy

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 1>and didn't do their choice so they didn't get a

0:41:51.080 --> 0:41:54.800
<v Speaker 1>new a new a new piece of clothing. Pounced tear

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:59.440
<v Speaker 1>rip me ow right, ule cat gets it done. But

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:04.360
<v Speaker 1>there's something really sad about this too. What if what

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:06.920
<v Speaker 1>if you're like a good kid, and you do all

0:42:06.960 --> 0:42:10.680
<v Speaker 1>your chores, but your parents are not well off. Well

0:42:10.920 --> 0:42:13.360
<v Speaker 1>t s for you. The yule Cat's gonna get you anyway,

0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:16.279
<v Speaker 1>because the yule cat doesn't discriminate. The yule cat just

0:42:16.320 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 1>goes by whether you have some clothing or not. He

0:42:18.760 --> 0:42:23.319
<v Speaker 1>hates all children. So what's very sweet is if you

0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:25.760
<v Speaker 1>read this yule cat poem in the end it says,

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 1>hopefully this will have you give a thought children, two

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:30.799
<v Speaker 1>kids who are less fortunate than you, so you can

0:42:30.880 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 1>make sure that they have a new piece of clothing

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:35.759
<v Speaker 1>around the holidays, so they won't get eaten by the

0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:37.960
<v Speaker 1>yule cat. Right and if not, the blood is on

0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 1>your hands, meal, mial, your luck, kudarin. What I love

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:47.920
<v Speaker 1>about all these is it was when you look at

0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:51.399
<v Speaker 1>the progression. Christmas softened to the point now where it's like,

0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:54.319
<v Speaker 1>well you get cold and you're stocking, And back then

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:56.479
<v Speaker 1>it was like a cat will come and eat you,

0:42:56.520 --> 0:42:59.239
<v Speaker 1>eat you in front of your family, because it's all

0:42:59.239 --> 0:43:00.880
<v Speaker 1>like good kid, back kid, what are you gonna get?

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:02.520
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna get a president or coal? And back then

0:43:02.560 --> 0:43:05.400
<v Speaker 1>it was like will you live or will you die?

0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:09.759
<v Speaker 1>It's really amazing, all right, for this next one, we

0:43:09.800 --> 0:43:14.960
<v Speaker 1>are going to uh Germany, the home of many horrors,

0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot Germany and Austria which featured this kind woman.

0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:25.280
<v Speaker 1>And I guess her band of her soul leaders. Yeah,

0:43:25.520 --> 0:43:31.600
<v Speaker 1>clearly this is uh Fraul Perkta. Fraud Perkta was a

0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:34.560
<v Speaker 1>witch who would you know, if she thought you were

0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 1>pretty good, give you some candy. If she thought you

0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:40.560
<v Speaker 1>were bad, she would cut your you open and tear

0:43:40.560 --> 0:43:43.480
<v Speaker 1>out your guts and stuff you with garbage. That's what

0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:47.439
<v Speaker 1>they taught kids. Better not be bad or your guts

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 1>are gonna get pulled out and replaced with garbage by

0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 1>fraud Perkta. Yeah, she would visit over the twelve days

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:54.640
<v Speaker 1>of Christmas because she had a lot of work to do.

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I saw one descriptor that she was often described as

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 1>having one abnormally large foot called a goose foot. I

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:06.520
<v Speaker 1>haven't heard that one. I don't know it's a good one,

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't even know what that is. You

0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:12.360
<v Speaker 1>got that? You got the goose foot? Did you have

0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:17.319
<v Speaker 1>a mishap at the Manny Petty place? So the other

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 1>thing is said too, that she would slit their bellies

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:23.440
<v Speaker 1>open and stuff it with straw. And pebbles like garbage,

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:25.400
<v Speaker 1>like garbage, because it also makes you think, like what

0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:28.880
<v Speaker 1>kind of garbage like coffee grounds, banana peels or something

0:44:29.040 --> 0:44:33.480
<v Speaker 1>or more like she's composting. All right, okay, but I

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:35.520
<v Speaker 1>mean that's that's garbage. Remember you have to turn the

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:39.719
<v Speaker 1>kid every two days exactly, keep it on the sun

0:44:39.760 --> 0:44:42.480
<v Speaker 1>so it gets nice and steamy. Maybe put some worms

0:44:42.480 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 1>in there too. Well, she was a forest goddess, so

0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 1>it makes sense look at her. So for a character, Now,

0:44:50.560 --> 0:44:53.520
<v Speaker 1>who you wanted to run into if you're a bad kid. Alright,

0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:57.400
<v Speaker 1>he's next Germany again. Yeah, if you were in Germany,

0:44:57.920 --> 0:45:01.840
<v Speaker 1>or nowadays, if you're in Pennsylvania Dutch Country, which is

0:45:01.840 --> 0:45:05.319
<v Speaker 1>in Pennsylvania, Uh, you might run into a little guy

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:12.919
<v Speaker 1>named Belshnickel. Let's bring up Bellschnickel. Guys like that kid

0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:17.440
<v Speaker 1>is not joking around in that photo. This is supposed

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:22.400
<v Speaker 1>to be fun, holiday fun in Germany. I know, it

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 1>looks like a hostage situation, like an Olympic games. Like

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:31.719
<v Speaker 1>can you imagine if that guy came in through your

0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 1>door and was like, no, not your parents, I'm here

0:45:34.760 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 1>to see you come here. Wow. So the thing about

0:45:39.080 --> 0:45:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Belshnickel was this Belsh Nickel was like his name means

0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:46.520
<v Speaker 1>either like what does it belts in means to wallop

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:50.560
<v Speaker 1>in in German? Uh so he either means like walloping

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:54.359
<v Speaker 1>satan Nick or satan Nick and pelts and first and

0:45:54.600 --> 0:45:57.279
<v Speaker 1>if you um, if you ran across bell Stickle. He's

0:45:57.320 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 1>like this old kind of woodsy guy who would show

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 1>up a couple of days before Christmas to find out

0:46:02.040 --> 0:46:05.319
<v Speaker 1>whether you were naughty or nice. And he would find

0:46:05.360 --> 0:46:08.120
<v Speaker 1>out like this, he takes the candy, maybe a few

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:10.759
<v Speaker 1>nuts because again you're like a Pennsylvania Dutch kids, so

0:46:10.840 --> 0:46:13.560
<v Speaker 1>like you'll go crazy for a few walnuts. Even he

0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 1>would throw him on to the ground and he just

0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:18.080
<v Speaker 1>wants you like what are you gonna do? And the

0:46:18.200 --> 0:46:22.440
<v Speaker 1>kid who went after, like Augustus Gloop or something like that,

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:25.439
<v Speaker 1>just jumped onto the ground after the candy. What he'd

0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:29.040
<v Speaker 1>get a switch right to his back, like two days

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:32.040
<v Speaker 1>before Christmas as part of the Christmas tradition. And that's

0:46:32.040 --> 0:46:34.840
<v Speaker 1>what bells Nickel was doing. He was there to sort

0:46:34.880 --> 0:46:37.560
<v Speaker 1>the naughty kids from the nights. But he's not nearly

0:46:37.600 --> 0:46:39.520
<v Speaker 1>as bad as like fraud character or anything like that,

0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:42.240
<v Speaker 1>because he would he would take time with the naughty

0:46:42.320 --> 0:46:45.480
<v Speaker 1>kids and kind of teach them like, no, that's going

0:46:45.520 --> 0:46:48.800
<v Speaker 1>on right there. I think. I think, so this kid's

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:52.360
<v Speaker 1>about to be uh indoctrinated into the Belschnickel way of

0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:58.040
<v Speaker 1>doing things. He just showed himself to that just right.

0:46:58.920 --> 0:47:00.799
<v Speaker 1>But he would spend time with the kids who were

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:03.080
<v Speaker 1>bad to basically say this is how you do it.

0:47:03.320 --> 0:47:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Here's some candy. And he was meant to be a

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:08.240
<v Speaker 1>warning before St. Nick came to say you can still

0:47:08.280 --> 0:47:11.160
<v Speaker 1>be good right before Christmas. I think that's a great warning.

0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:15.440
<v Speaker 1>Uh let's go to the next slide. That's another picture

0:47:15.480 --> 0:47:18.280
<v Speaker 1>of him, just in case you needed some more nightmare fuel,

0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:28.880
<v Speaker 1>and then let's go one more Yes if if that

0:47:28.960 --> 0:47:32.000
<v Speaker 1>sounded familiar to anyone. There was an episode of The Office.

0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Everyone knows Dwight Shrude is from Pennsylvania, Dutch Country, and

0:47:36.040 --> 0:47:38.640
<v Speaker 1>so he brought the legend of Belschnickel to the Office

0:47:38.640 --> 0:47:45.840
<v Speaker 1>in an episode. He's pretty good. Uh So moving along,

0:47:45.920 --> 0:47:48.920
<v Speaker 1>We're going to go on over to the Lorraine outside

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Lorraine regions of France. Actually this has nothing to do

0:47:52.760 --> 0:47:55.600
<v Speaker 1>with any of these except that this was a Christmas

0:47:55.600 --> 0:48:01.560
<v Speaker 1>photo from Germany, the home of Belschnik. Alright, let's get

0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:04.480
<v Speaker 1>away from that, all right, here we go, So Hans Trupp,

0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:07.759
<v Speaker 1>that's Hans trop coming in the window there. Oh it

0:48:07.840 --> 0:48:10.799
<v Speaker 1>is okay, so this is nothing. The next slide will

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:12.720
<v Speaker 1>really kind of give you the feeling of what Hans

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Chops all about. Hans Chop is a man who was

0:48:15.120 --> 0:48:17.680
<v Speaker 1>a rich, wealthy man who decided that he wanted to

0:48:17.719 --> 0:48:20.279
<v Speaker 1>eat children. He was that rich and wealthy, and so

0:48:20.360 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 1>he was just going to do it. So he waited

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:25.319
<v Speaker 1>for a kid one day and pounced on him and

0:48:25.360 --> 0:48:28.400
<v Speaker 1>took him and cooked him. Got this far, I was

0:48:28.440 --> 0:48:31.920
<v Speaker 1>about to eat him, and then God intervened and struck

0:48:31.960 --> 0:48:34.640
<v Speaker 1>him down with lightning before he could actually eat the kid.

0:48:35.040 --> 0:48:37.440
<v Speaker 1>But wasn't this a true story? Yes, it was a

0:48:37.480 --> 0:48:40.399
<v Speaker 1>true story. No, but there was really a guy named

0:48:40.400 --> 0:48:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Hans Tropp though, right they I mean, according to legend,

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:47.359
<v Speaker 1>there was a cannibal, Satanist and Christmas enthusiasts, right who

0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:51.200
<v Speaker 1>was struck down by lightning by God. Okay, okay, so

0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Hans trop Um was resurrected as a scarecrow man who

0:48:56.160 --> 0:48:58.480
<v Speaker 1>will come through. Let's go through the next one. In

0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:02.040
<v Speaker 1>the like around Chris Smith's time to make sure that

0:49:02.160 --> 0:49:05.759
<v Speaker 1>kids are behaving so that they are not eaten by him.

0:49:05.960 --> 0:49:09.600
<v Speaker 1>That's the yet another threat Christmas in Germany. Everyone right

0:49:09.640 --> 0:49:12.960
<v Speaker 1>behind me, Well this is France. Actually, Oh all right,

0:49:13.520 --> 0:49:16.839
<v Speaker 1>I took off Germany for a minute. Then I thought

0:49:16.840 --> 0:49:20.280
<v Speaker 1>that was Germany. Now, Hans CHOP's my least favorite Christmas figure.

0:49:22.200 --> 0:49:24.359
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna stay in France. Everyone with the last one,

0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:31.040
<v Speaker 1>let's switch that slide. Not bad comparatively, right, Like, I'll

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:34.359
<v Speaker 1>take this guy any day over the rest of them.

0:49:34.400 --> 0:49:36.120
<v Speaker 1>This is how do you pronounce that you're there? The

0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 1>frenchie here among us? Perfuitad that last that really finishes

0:49:44.480 --> 0:49:49.560
<v Speaker 1>it all nicely. Uh. This is the French legend. The

0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:55.720
<v Speaker 1>name translates to father Whipper. And there was in another

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:58.799
<v Speaker 1>evil butcher who craved children to eat. This is a

0:49:58.880 --> 0:50:01.960
<v Speaker 1>constant theme in euro around Christmas, and if you listened

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:05.680
<v Speaker 1>to Our Grimm's fairy Tales or the Graham's Brothers, it's

0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:08.480
<v Speaker 1>a constant theme in children's literature that if you did

0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:13.600
<v Speaker 1>not behave you would be eaten by an adult very sweet.

0:50:13.840 --> 0:50:15.840
<v Speaker 1>So he created children to eat, and he and his

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:18.879
<v Speaker 1>wife would lure three boys into the butcher shop or

0:50:18.960 --> 0:50:22.000
<v Speaker 1>whether they would kill, chop up and salt these children

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:26.680
<v Speaker 1>until St. Nicholas comes to the rescue, resurrecting the boys,

0:50:27.440 --> 0:50:29.960
<v Speaker 1>uh and taking custody of the butcher. I love that

0:50:30.080 --> 0:50:32.160
<v Speaker 1>he takes custody. He said, you're with me. Now you

0:50:32.200 --> 0:50:35.400
<v Speaker 1>work for me. I'm St. Nick. Yeah, and he literally

0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:37.200
<v Speaker 1>put him to work. He was not like, you go

0:50:37.280 --> 0:50:39.839
<v Speaker 1>to authorities. He was like, coming back to the North Pole,

0:50:39.920 --> 0:50:42.200
<v Speaker 1>I got something for you. But it wasn't like, come

0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:44.200
<v Speaker 1>on back to the North Pole. I I want you

0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:46.600
<v Speaker 1>to start painting checkerboards for the little boys and girls.

0:50:46.640 --> 0:50:48.719
<v Speaker 1>It was not I like what I like the cut

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:50.880
<v Speaker 1>of your jib. I want you to come do that

0:50:50.960 --> 0:50:53.600
<v Speaker 1>for me. So he would send him out ahead of

0:50:53.640 --> 0:50:57.040
<v Speaker 1>time to basically Belge Nickel, all the little kids and

0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:59.680
<v Speaker 1>you heard of just do that. Then St. Nick would

0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:01.480
<v Speaker 1>come in and be like, oh, hey, at least I'm

0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:04.359
<v Speaker 1>not parafu it toard, right, you know, I'm St. Nick

0:51:06.320 --> 0:51:09.799
<v Speaker 1>good cop, bad cop. Basically exactly like that, except the

0:51:09.800 --> 0:51:11.960
<v Speaker 1>bad cop had no choice in the matter because he

0:51:12.000 --> 0:51:15.200
<v Speaker 1>was in the custody of St. Nick. And that's France.

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:22.239
<v Speaker 1>So he needs a drink us too, all right, We

0:51:22.400 --> 0:51:25.239
<v Speaker 1>just so happen to have a bar over here, so

0:51:25.280 --> 0:51:28.640
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go to it now. Alright, everybody, we're moving

0:51:28.680 --> 0:51:35.600
<v Speaker 1>to the bar. Set gets hold on, Oh thank you.

0:51:35.719 --> 0:51:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Chuck's gonna give my thing. I'm going to We're gonna

0:51:39.320 --> 0:51:42.480
<v Speaker 1>talk about hot toddies. Is anybody a hot tottie fan?

0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Chi, Well, we're hot toddy fans to Chuck.

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:49.719
<v Speaker 1>Haven't you like not had one before, or you haven't

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 1>had one for a while. I feel like I feel

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:53.880
<v Speaker 1>like Emily has made me a hot toddy when I

0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:58.400
<v Speaker 1>was sick, because alcoholics like to tell each other that

0:51:58.480 --> 0:52:02.080
<v Speaker 1>it's good for a cold when it's really just like,

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:04.719
<v Speaker 1>m I'm sick, but I really still like to drink. Right,

0:52:06.320 --> 0:52:08.840
<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, well this is great for that. Just

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:11.080
<v Speaker 1>put some lemon and honey in it, and you're all sat.

0:52:12.600 --> 0:52:15.439
<v Speaker 1>Josh is the bartender. Why don't you walk us through? Uh? Well,

0:52:15.480 --> 0:52:17.000
<v Speaker 1>first of all, we should talk a little bit about

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:20.520
<v Speaker 1>where the hot toddy might have come from. So they

0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:25.160
<v Speaker 1>actually don't know. Um, they think possibly it came from

0:52:25.280 --> 0:52:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Scotland Edinburgh, and in Edinburgh there was a well And

0:52:29.280 --> 0:52:33.319
<v Speaker 1>you didn't say that, right, It's right, there was a

0:52:33.360 --> 0:52:35.719
<v Speaker 1>well that everybody drew water from and water is like

0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:38.080
<v Speaker 1>a big feature of the Hot Toddy. And the well

0:52:38.200 --> 0:52:41.439
<v Speaker 1>was called Todd's Well, t o D's Well. And they think, well,

0:52:41.520 --> 0:52:46.479
<v Speaker 1>there you go. That's story one. Maybe there's another one.

0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:50.280
<v Speaker 1>In India, they drink a medicinal drink called the Toddy

0:52:50.880 --> 0:52:53.839
<v Speaker 1>t a r the Toddy and it's made from tree

0:52:53.920 --> 0:52:58.720
<v Speaker 1>sat Ye, there's another one. There was a guy named

0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Roberts Bentley Todd Bentley Todd. He was a doctor and

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:07.359
<v Speaker 1>he would prescribe this stuff constantly, whether you were sick

0:53:07.480 --> 0:53:10.399
<v Speaker 1>or not. He'd be like, just drink this. And they

0:53:10.440 --> 0:53:13.800
<v Speaker 1>think maybe he was the inventor of the Toddy. No,

0:53:13.960 --> 0:53:16.399
<v Speaker 1>I like that one. You like that one? Yeah. The

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:18.840
<v Speaker 1>fourth one that I came across was that it was

0:53:18.880 --> 0:53:22.359
<v Speaker 1>invented to make Scotch more palatable to women. And I

0:53:22.400 --> 0:53:24.880
<v Speaker 1>think that's probably where the Hot Saddy came up, so

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:27.920
<v Speaker 1>they could sell more scotch basically, and then they came

0:53:28.000 --> 0:53:30.680
<v Speaker 1>up with these back stories for it. That's right, So

0:53:30.840 --> 0:53:33.640
<v Speaker 1>you're brewing up some water, Uh, what do we have

0:53:33.719 --> 0:53:36.640
<v Speaker 1>here tonight? I got a little local ryot looks like

0:53:36.920 --> 0:53:41.799
<v Speaker 1>resurgence rye whiskey. Everybody, So if you don't know how

0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:43.840
<v Speaker 1>to make a toddy. It's super easy and it's really

0:53:43.880 --> 0:53:51.040
<v Speaker 1>actually quite good. This show just took a turn to

0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:55.560
<v Speaker 1>the left. But a toddy is just just whiskey of

0:53:55.680 --> 0:53:58.360
<v Speaker 1>some sort. Usually it can be Scotch, could be Irish.

0:53:58.360 --> 0:54:01.440
<v Speaker 1>It can be Bourbon, were in Bourbon or rye or

0:54:01.480 --> 0:54:06.520
<v Speaker 1>something like that. Um, a little sweetener usually honey, some

0:54:06.640 --> 0:54:10.000
<v Speaker 1>citrus and then some hot water. That's it. That's it, right,

0:54:10.640 --> 0:54:13.200
<v Speaker 1>But depending on where you are in the country there

0:54:13.200 --> 0:54:17.399
<v Speaker 1>are variations, of course, when you get geographically specific. Uh,

0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:21.120
<v Speaker 1>in New England you might have one made with clam juice.

0:54:21.719 --> 0:54:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Just kidding. Now they actually use maple syrup instead of

0:54:27.440 --> 0:54:30.960
<v Speaker 1>honey in New England, uh worre else in Ireland they

0:54:31.000 --> 0:54:36.600
<v Speaker 1>use potato water. No, just like we really have gotten

0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 1>into dad joke territory. Couple years some people have pointed

0:54:40.680 --> 0:54:43.160
<v Speaker 1>it out and I'm like, my god, that that is

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:47.440
<v Speaker 1>pretty lazy. I'm like Ireland potatoes right right, iris whiskey

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:52.000
<v Speaker 1>There in Scotland they use you and McGregor sweat. Well,

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:57.080
<v Speaker 1>that's that's just heavenly kidding you Scotch and then uh,

0:54:57.160 --> 0:55:00.480
<v Speaker 1>William Faulkner actually had a recipe that used bourbon. I

0:55:00.480 --> 0:55:04.440
<v Speaker 1>don't have a William Faulkner joke. It's very serious, man.

0:55:05.440 --> 0:55:08.480
<v Speaker 1>So tell us what we're doing here, Josh, what do

0:55:08.520 --> 0:55:11.520
<v Speaker 1>we got? So I just put I put about an

0:55:11.560 --> 0:55:13.799
<v Speaker 1>ounce and a half two ounces of this. This um

0:55:13.920 --> 0:55:18.239
<v Speaker 1>jigger doesn't actually say how big it is. But you

0:55:18.280 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 1>want to put one to two ounces in a couple

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:24.239
<v Speaker 1>of tablespoons of honey a bunch of lemon, because you

0:55:24.239 --> 0:55:26.280
<v Speaker 1>know that's what makes it. The honey and the lemon

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:30.759
<v Speaker 1>makes it medicinal. Right, that's right, said the alcoholic. I'm

0:55:30.760 --> 0:55:35.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna put us talking about me, all right. I was like,

0:55:35.360 --> 0:55:39.800
<v Speaker 1>just kid, he doesn't know. I'm gonna put a little

0:55:39.920 --> 0:55:43.520
<v Speaker 1>less than a whole lemon in between the two. And

0:55:43.560 --> 0:55:47.560
<v Speaker 1>then the kuda gross, which I found out means death blow,

0:55:47.680 --> 0:55:52.000
<v Speaker 1>not the final touch. Did you guys know that. I've

0:55:52.000 --> 0:55:54.960
<v Speaker 1>been saying cuda gross my whole life, thinking like, oh,

0:55:54.960 --> 0:55:57.279
<v Speaker 1>it's the final touch. No, it means to cut off

0:55:57.400 --> 0:56:02.560
<v Speaker 1>the head a little bit of water, all right. I

0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:09.200
<v Speaker 1>will say this though, uh jokes about alcoholism aside. Here's

0:56:09.239 --> 0:56:13.680
<v Speaker 1>another one. There are no there are doctors like Mayo

0:56:14.040 --> 0:56:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Clinic doctors that have said there is a little bit

0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:22.640
<v Speaker 1>of legitimacy here. The lemon does help, the honey does help. Warm. Look,

0:56:22.800 --> 0:56:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I know people are like, yeah whatever. Uh. Warm liquids

0:56:25.760 --> 0:56:28.200
<v Speaker 1>help with congestion, they help loosen things up, they help

0:56:28.280 --> 0:56:32.280
<v Speaker 1>stimulate your saliva. Uh. They also said there is a

0:56:32.280 --> 0:56:35.600
<v Speaker 1>a mental mentally desired effect which is just a nice

0:56:35.600 --> 0:56:38.600
<v Speaker 1>warm drink which if you're stressed out around the holidays,

0:56:38.600 --> 0:56:40.480
<v Speaker 1>that can help you potty sick. And the booze And

0:56:40.520 --> 0:56:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, are the Mayo Clinic doctors all alcoholics too?

0:56:44.440 --> 0:56:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Because this all sounds like enabling speech. They recommend a

0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:52.400
<v Speaker 1>little nip three times a day. So how is it?

0:56:52.440 --> 0:56:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Have you tried it yet? I know I smelled it.

0:56:55.120 --> 0:56:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's pretty good, is it? Cheers? Happy holidays? Happy holidays?

0:56:59.280 --> 0:57:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Everybody you like that? That's nice? Does it need anymore

0:57:04.880 --> 0:57:09.399
<v Speaker 1>honey or anything? I'll make it right. I think it's perfect. So, uh, well,

0:57:09.400 --> 0:57:14.520
<v Speaker 1>that's our drink. That's a hot toddy and the hot

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:23.680
<v Speaker 1>tottie what only at Christmas and every other show where

0:57:23.680 --> 0:57:26.400
<v Speaker 1>there's a bottle of booze on the stage? This is

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:29.440
<v Speaker 1>also delicious. I think we should retire by the fire,

0:57:29.520 --> 0:57:31.480
<v Speaker 1>my friends. We are. We're going to take our hot

0:57:31.480 --> 0:57:34.640
<v Speaker 1>toddies and we're gonna go over and we're going to read. Well,

0:57:34.720 --> 0:57:40.160
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna talk first and then we're gonna read a story. Okay, okay,

0:57:40.800 --> 0:57:43.520
<v Speaker 1>seriously this set. I love to have a set like

0:57:43.600 --> 0:57:46.480
<v Speaker 1>this at our house. We get one of these, you

0:57:46.600 --> 0:57:50.080
<v Speaker 1>me little fake fireplace. I feel like I should be

0:57:50.120 --> 0:57:57.200
<v Speaker 1>walking like this during this song tiptoe in so Um.

0:57:57.200 --> 0:58:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Has anyone ever really paid attention to the famous Andy

0:58:01.080 --> 0:58:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Williams song is the most Wonderful Time of the Year,

0:58:03.880 --> 0:58:07.000
<v Speaker 1>usually sung by Johnny Mathis. But if you really pay

0:58:07.040 --> 0:58:10.760
<v Speaker 1>attention to the lyrics, he says, there will be scary

0:58:10.880 --> 0:58:14.480
<v Speaker 1>ghost stories and tales of the glory of Christmas is

0:58:14.520 --> 0:58:16.640
<v Speaker 1>long and long ago. I have totally never noticed that

0:58:16.800 --> 0:58:19.280
<v Speaker 1>until you brought me this a week ago. Has anyone

0:58:19.320 --> 0:58:22.400
<v Speaker 1>else heard that and been like, what are they talking about?

0:58:22.520 --> 0:58:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Like this doesn't even make sense. It does make sense.

0:58:25.640 --> 0:58:28.080
<v Speaker 1>You know a little bit about the history of Christmas.

0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:30.440
<v Speaker 1>You were very close to your don't be dumb set

0:58:30.560 --> 0:58:36.400
<v Speaker 1>right now, and I need a plank right here. You

0:58:36.440 --> 0:58:41.720
<v Speaker 1>tell him Josh sent you. Yeah, there's that guy. I

0:58:41.880 --> 0:58:46.480
<v Speaker 1>just broke the fifth wall. You think about it, I know.

0:58:47.360 --> 0:58:50.080
<v Speaker 1>So the reason why that song says there will be

0:58:50.160 --> 0:58:53.480
<v Speaker 1>scary ghost stories. Is that um ghost stories were a

0:58:53.560 --> 0:58:57.880
<v Speaker 1>part of um Christmas for eons, for eons, Like remember

0:58:57.880 --> 0:59:00.240
<v Speaker 1>we were talking about like Frau perk to h and

0:59:00.320 --> 0:59:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Belshnickel and all of them, and how they were kind

0:59:02.760 --> 0:59:07.640
<v Speaker 1>of um co opted from pagan lower Um that's where

0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Christmas originally came from. Was the winter solstice. And at

0:59:11.040 --> 0:59:14.760
<v Speaker 1>the winter solstice, the the that's the longest night of

0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:16.600
<v Speaker 1>the year, the shortest day of the year, and it

0:59:16.640 --> 0:59:19.560
<v Speaker 1>was typically kind of celebrated by the Pagans as the

0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:23.640
<v Speaker 1>death of the sun. And then the next day it

0:59:23.720 --> 0:59:26.240
<v Speaker 1>was the resurrection of the sun. The sun came back

0:59:26.320 --> 0:59:29.200
<v Speaker 1>and and there was a promise of another year. But

0:59:29.320 --> 0:59:31.680
<v Speaker 1>on this night, on the night of the winter Solstice,

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:38.080
<v Speaker 1>which usually was around December twenty second, maybe who knows, Um,

0:59:38.240 --> 0:59:42.560
<v Speaker 1>the barrier, the veneer between the living and the dead

0:59:42.640 --> 0:59:45.080
<v Speaker 1>was the thinnest, and so the dead could kind of

0:59:45.120 --> 0:59:47.280
<v Speaker 1>come and go as they please and maybe finish up

0:59:47.520 --> 0:59:51.400
<v Speaker 1>some unfinished business that kind of stuff. Maybe, Um, you know,

0:59:51.640 --> 0:59:54.960
<v Speaker 1>watch with delight as Belshnickel scared the pants off of

0:59:55.000 --> 0:59:58.320
<v Speaker 1>little kids. Whatever you wanted to do, you could do it.

0:59:58.400 --> 1:00:03.760
<v Speaker 1>That night. Yeah, there was is a British humorous name Jerome, sorry,

1:00:04.560 --> 1:00:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Jerome fuzzy. Oh no, wait, his name is Jerome Jerome

1:00:08.920 --> 1:00:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Jerome K Jerome. Yeah, I thought I was reading that wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Jerome Jerome. Good Lord, what is happening?

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<v Speaker 1>So he sort of explained it around England. Uh, he

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<v Speaker 1>said this, whenever five or six English speaking people meet

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<v Speaker 1>round the fire on Christmas Eve, they stopped telling each

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<v Speaker 1>other ghost stories. Nothing satisfies us on Christmas Eve, but

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<v Speaker 1>to hear each other tell authentic antidoes about specters, I

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<v Speaker 1>love each other. Jerome K Jerome was a wonderful and

1:00:41.320 --> 1:00:44.320
<v Speaker 1>delightful chat. That was great. That's exactly how Jerome K

1:00:44.440 --> 1:00:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Jerome talked. By the way, specters. There's a very uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a very rare greeny phonograph of him talking, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's exactly what he sounded like. Chuck spen Weeks hearing

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<v Speaker 1>this apptually it was lost. I saw a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>photos and he was doing this and all of them it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was well known in Victorian England that ghost

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<v Speaker 1>stories were part of Christmas. And that actually explains another

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<v Speaker 1>weird thing if you step back and think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>why there's a bunch of ghosts in Charles Dickens and

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Carol. Yeah, I never really thought about that because

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't make sense. I mean, I think it makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense just because you're born reading that story and seeing

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<v Speaker 1>those movies. But when you look back, it doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>any sense that these ghosts are coming on Christmas Eve

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<v Speaker 1>because you're in America. Weeks associate ghosts with Halloween exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But in Jolly Old England, the specters come out. He's

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<v Speaker 1>going to keep at it until you guys give him

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<v Speaker 1>a good laugh. So I just get it over with that,

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<v Speaker 1>and there were three or four good laughs in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you, all right. So um in a Christmas Carol,

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<v Speaker 1>Jacob Marley comes and it's like Scrooge, don't be like me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's finishing up unfinished business because he can kind of

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<v Speaker 1>cross over to the other side. So that's why ghosts

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<v Speaker 1>pop up from time to time and Christmas stories and

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas songs. Isn't it delightful? Because it is tradition to

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<v Speaker 1>tell a ghost story around Christmas, which is why we're

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<v Speaker 1>not doing that. We're going to tell a story about

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<v Speaker 1>lacas at Hanukkah's right, because we are non traditional. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at that. Everyone has anyone read this yet? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have any Jewish friends in the audience? All right, this

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<v Speaker 1>is for you, ma'am. So uh. This is a story

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<v Speaker 1>called Meet the Lacas. Chuck and I just happened to

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<v Speaker 1>have the hard bound edition in different editions. Is it's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Time down? Thank you, and we're going to read you

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<v Speaker 1>the story of the Laca family, which hopefully you will love.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't even practiced this yet, so we'll see how

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<v Speaker 1>it goes. Meet the Lacas by Alan Silverberg. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go forward. Two slides, one more. All right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. You wanna start off for me, I'll start

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Are you gonna do voices and stuff? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Let's see how it could. Okay, Meet the

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<v Speaker 1>Loca family. They're just like you and me, except their

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<v Speaker 1>potato pancakes. That's Lucy Laca and her dog, Apple Sauce, who,

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<v Speaker 1>despite his name, seems to also be a Laca. So

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<v Speaker 1>Lucy says hello, and Apple Sauce says, I gotta say,

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<v Speaker 1>we are doing a dog name Apple Sauces. Pretty great.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great, but as you'll find, Apple Sauces a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a know it all. You're not. You probably won't

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<v Speaker 1>like apple sauce by the end of this. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>moving on, I'm gonna read the top and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make you read this word. Well. I just happened to

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<v Speaker 1>look it up, so I probably get it partially right.

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<v Speaker 1>Mama and Papa are busy in the kitchen making fried

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<v Speaker 1>jelly dunnut stuft nice. How is that? Man? I'm good

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<v Speaker 1>at check out? Okay. Right next side Lucy's older brother, Lex,

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<v Speaker 1>who apparently was raised on the Teddy Rook's Been Grunge story,

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<v Speaker 1>Lex is reading comic books. Get out of my room,

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<v Speaker 1>he shouts. Lex as a teenager, he doesn't care about anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care, but Lex should care because the lips.

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<v Speaker 1>Tonight's the night, Lucy sings, she was just turned into

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<v Speaker 1>Neil Diamond. It's the first night of Hanukkah. No, it's not,

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<v Speaker 1>oh right, there's someone else in the lack of family. Yes, Grandpa,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi there, Tonight's not Hanukkah. Grandpa says, it's Hanka. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I said. Lucy is confused, as I believe Chuck said.

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<v Speaker 1>We hadn't run through this yet, Hanka. Can I keep going?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me take this one too. Yeah, yeah, did you

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<v Speaker 1>really want this one? No, No, that's Grandpa Grimbles say

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<v Speaker 1>it with me. Huh huh huh Honeka, look at that, Laka.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is when apple sauce comes along to clear

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<v Speaker 1>things up, right, This is about the time when we

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<v Speaker 1>will probably stop liking apple sauce. Actually, both Hanka and

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<v Speaker 1>Hanka are right. Holiday's name is Hebrew, everyone, so there

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<v Speaker 1>are different ways to spell it and say it in English.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a dog named apple Sauce. That was a good

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<v Speaker 1>apple sauce. Thanks apple sauce, says Lucy, says Grandpa. They're

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<v Speaker 1>still getting ready for Hannock. Everyone, Nika. The Latka family

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<v Speaker 1>cooks and sings just wonderful. They're singing the Drado song. Everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Dad, old Dad, old Dredel you know the rest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very nice. We're singing. Don't worry. And they decorate

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<v Speaker 1>the house. Look, they've even decorated apple sauce, Apple sauce, like, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>this is more bunting than decoration. And he said, here,

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<v Speaker 1>apple sauce, eat this. Except for Lex. He still doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>care about anything. I still don't care. I could do

1:06:44.560 --> 1:06:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Lex all day. I'm trying to decide who the villain

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<v Speaker 1>here is? Is it Lex or Apple Sauce? It's Apple sauce,

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<v Speaker 1>is it? I love you? Knew? Oh yeah, I've disliked

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<v Speaker 1>Apple sauces day one. But you're you're kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>Lex though at the end of the day, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really? I think so? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought more of a Lucy. I thought you were kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a Grandpa. It's kind of happy got Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I identify with Grandpa more sure? Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So after the Menorah is lit and the drados are

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<v Speaker 1>spun and the guilt gets gobbled, Grandpa plops Lucy onto

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<v Speaker 1>his Latin. Do you want to hear about the miracle

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<v Speaker 1>of Hanukah? My little Lucca? And this is the best

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<v Speaker 1>part everyone. It tells the true story of Hanaka. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not just fun in games, I do, Lucy says, fighting

1:07:31.200 --> 1:07:36.160
<v Speaker 1>into her last chocolate coin. That's the guilt. Did someone

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<v Speaker 1>just correct my pronunciation of guilt? Grandpa begins with just

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<v Speaker 1>a whisper. First, you need to know about the bees bees,

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<v Speaker 1>Lucy asked. Grandpa nods. Hanaka is a celebration of how

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<v Speaker 1>the Jewish temple was saved from destruction. We celebrate this

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<v Speaker 1>holiday thanks to the brave bees who buzzed and stung

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<v Speaker 1>and fought to keep our people. Say eight, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take the despicable Apple Sauce. Okay, I'm pretty sure there

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<v Speaker 1>aren't any bees in the history of Hanukkah or Hanukkah fit,

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<v Speaker 1>says Grandpa, whose story is this. You're a dog named

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<v Speaker 1>Apple Sauce. I'll do that last part in out and

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys are falling along, so Lucy's eyes widened.

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<v Speaker 1>Were the bees, big, Grandpa? Big? They were huge giants,

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<v Speaker 1>They were megabees. And then Apple Sauce comes in, You

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<v Speaker 1>mean maccabee's, Grandpa says, No, definitely megabees. And the biggest,

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<v Speaker 1>bravest of them all was Judah Megabee. That's Judah Maccabee.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a mighty warrior and a heroic jew who

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<v Speaker 1>lived in Israel more than two thousand years ago. And

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<v Speaker 1>there were no bees, wolfp But too late, Apple Sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>Lucy can see it now, Judah and is swarming or

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<v Speaker 1>his warm of giant bees, buzzing and stinging and fighting

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<v Speaker 1>to save the Jewish temple and the lines of everyone

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<v Speaker 1>who worshiped there. And who do you think Judah and

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<v Speaker 1>his big bees were battling? Grandpa asked, that's easy. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, everyone, it's alien potatoes. What's the planet's name? Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you planet. I just thought it was a coincidence.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why he said planet. I'll explain it later.

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<v Speaker 1>Zip zip wowie, it's getting too small for my old eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>said Grandpa. Grandpa continues, outer space spuds invaded Earth. Laser

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<v Speaker 1>shot from their eyes, and they had a lot of eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was doomed. This is ridiculous, said Apple Sauce, because

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<v Speaker 1>he's a cynic. Are you kidding me? The enemy wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of alien potatoes. It was a terrible king

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<v Speaker 1>named Antiochus. Well, it is true. Antiochus demanded that everyone

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<v Speaker 1>believed in the same religion as he did. Apple Sauce

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<v Speaker 1>goes on. So for the Jews, that meant no more

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<v Speaker 1>studying the Torah, no more celebrating Shabat, and never again

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<v Speaker 1>worshiping God. King Antiochus and his followers almost completely destroyed

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<v Speaker 1>the Jewish temple. He was a tyrant. Yep, oh, look,

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<v Speaker 1>he threw a menorah and hit Apple sauce in the

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<v Speaker 1>head and said, yep, yes, a tyrant agrees Grandpa. Judah

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<v Speaker 1>and the mega bees were trapped by those evil tater

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<v Speaker 1>tyrants from planet prisoners in their own high They only

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<v Speaker 1>had enough honey to last one day. Running out of honey, No,

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<v Speaker 1>they were running out of oil. They needed oil to

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<v Speaker 1>keep the temple's eternal flame blowing and burning. And they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't bees. Everybody is apple Sauce is gonna find his

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<v Speaker 1>way to a hat box in the desert. I love

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<v Speaker 1>dogs and I hate applesauce. The megabees plotted and schemed,

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<v Speaker 1>Grandpa says. And the next morning, when the sun rose

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<v Speaker 1>on the temple, an enormous wooden dradle stood in the

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<v Speaker 1>village square. What could it be the alien potatoes, all wondered,

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<v Speaker 1>And why does it buzz? Lucy waves her arms. I

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<v Speaker 1>know the megabees were hiding inside the dradle. Lucy was right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, everyone, let's spend a strong smart luck, says Grandpa. Plits,

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<v Speaker 1>plats plots. The megabees burst from the draydole and slice

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<v Speaker 1>and whipped and mashed those tater tyrants into tatoes, tattered

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<v Speaker 1>tater tyrants. Lucy asked, try saying that three times. Grandpa says,

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<v Speaker 1>tattered tator tyrants, tattered tator tyrants, tattered tatored tyrants. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you all get guilt. It's not bad, everybody. And then,

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<v Speaker 1>miracle of miracles, Grandpa says, bringing it down a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>Juda Omegabee stood in the middle of all those spoiled spots.

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<v Speaker 1>What a waste, he said, And so that great warrior

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<v Speaker 1>added some egg and onion and a pinch of flour

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<v Speaker 1>to make something good from the bad potato. Lacus us

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<v Speaker 1>us by apple sauce. Do we have any apple sauce fans? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great. I love this dropt okay, I got two

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<v Speaker 1>people like apple sauce. Lucy's eyes and mouth are wide open.

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<v Speaker 1>So the miracle of Hanuka is that a long time

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<v Speaker 1>ago Megabeas turned alien potatoes into laccas. Is that really true?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course it's not true. You go and you keep

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<v Speaker 1>it up with apple sauce on the next one. The

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<v Speaker 1>miracle of Hanakah or Hanukkah is that not only did

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<v Speaker 1>the small group of Maccabee's protect their temple from King

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<v Speaker 1>Antiochus found powerful army, but also the tiny bit of

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<v Speaker 1>oil left to light the holy minora didn't last for

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<v Speaker 1>just one day. The oil kept the eternal light right

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<v Speaker 1>for eight whole days. That's right, you can applaud that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. Lucy points to her families glowing minora, eight

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<v Speaker 1>candle holders, eight days of the Hanakah miracle. And then

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<v Speaker 1>how do you pronounced that? Shamas? Okay? And the Shamas

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<v Speaker 1>the tallest candle to light all the others. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>says Grandpa. I like the dog's miracle. Better me too,

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<v Speaker 1>says Mama, who we all forgot about me too, says Papa.

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<v Speaker 1>The same. I don't care, says Lex. Stuff face with chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelt Lex, you left your room, cries Mama. It's another

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<v Speaker 1>hank A miracle. And she gives him a hug, squeezing

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<v Speaker 1>his his beats by dre clean off of his head.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is Meet the Wakas by Alan Sibberberg Silverberg.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to sing? I think we should sing.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys want to sing? Okay, We're gonna sing a carol.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna lead you guys in singing a carol. And

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<v Speaker 1>we're not joking, okay, And this is uh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>how we're closing the show. Everyone, so thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>being here with us. We hope you guys have a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful Christmas time, a wonderful holiday time. Happy Honaka and

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Wow, what a performance, Chuck like, you

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<v Speaker 1>did great. My friend you did great as well. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think this might be a new annual tradition, my friend. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a lot of fun. We did greetings, we

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<v Speaker 1>talked about monsters and miracles. I'm saying a carol together.

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<v Speaker 1>There was an amazing set on stage. Yeah, man, it

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<v Speaker 1>was great. It was a good time had by. Also, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, happy holidays, and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the tidings of the season greet you with gladness no

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