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Speaker 1: it's gossip. I'm shook, it's memoir. It's more Teeny book

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Speaker 1: Club can read it while it's hot. Celebrity book Club,

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Speaker 1: this podcast isn't just about rock music, it's about comedy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you probably think of us as like just like ultimate

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Speaker 1: each other up and do improv And there's nothing more

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Speaker 1: so excited to have all around badass downtown writer, videographer, choreographer, chick,

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Speaker 1: actress Impressiario the Impressionists, Impressions La Video. Also fellow Italian American.

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Speaker 1: just like at this time, I was dating Sophia Coppola

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Speaker 1: and you're like, what, yeah, I was like, and he

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Speaker 1: was like the amount of times He's also like she

426
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Speaker 1: was my favorite girlfriend, and I'm like, didn't you say that?

427
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Speaker 1: About just have a favorite girlfriend. I thought that that

428
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Speaker 1: would have really hurt my feelings. He actually he's someone

429
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Speaker 1: who picks favorites, like He'll be like, this was probably

430
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Speaker 1: the most enlightening sexual experience I've ever had with a woman.

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Speaker 1: This is my favorite girlfriend because she was found that

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Speaker 1: the most the girlfriend I was like the best of

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Speaker 1: friends with. And I was like, that would fucking hurt

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Speaker 1: if I was that girl I qualified for nothing, Like

435
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Speaker 1: if I put up with his misery and his bullshit

436
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Speaker 1: for all that time, that like I wouldn't at least

437
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Speaker 1: get a little like you know what, I appreciate you

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Speaker 1: get the favorite? Yeah, no fucking superlative, no nothing just

439
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Speaker 1: thrown out on the street. Could I read the part

440
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Speaker 1: about the time he has sex with a fat trick?

441
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Speaker 1: Was so funny? Okay, but I do also want to

442
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Speaker 1: hear the Ali Lama party. But the fact let's let's

443
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Speaker 1: finish DOLLI Lama yeah, and then go back to col

444
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Speaker 1: And I gotta say, the only reason why I probably

445
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Speaker 1: remember it is because I had to quick finish this today,

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Speaker 1: I will say I thought I same very Copkily was like, yeah,

447
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Speaker 1: this is a memo I'm going to get through this

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Speaker 1: in like three seconds, because I do whenever it comes

449
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Speaker 1: to the memoir, I just Jessica Simpsons. That was ours

450
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Speaker 1: like when people would get the First Day Potter books

451
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Speaker 1: and I would they just devour it. It was like

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Speaker 1: Jessica's I was done before I even you know, the

453
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Speaker 1: writing in the Jessica Simpson book, it's like it's princh

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Speaker 1: is a little bit even bigger large, and it's bigger.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't Yeah. I used to put like three spaces

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Speaker 1: after a period to make an essay longer in college,

457
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Speaker 1: just me. And then you're like, what if I instead

458
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Speaker 1: of double space? Will they notice if I do it

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Speaker 1: two point three two? Yeah? Wait? Can? I as a

460
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Speaker 1: crazy question? What was your major? It was journalism and

461
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: then I minored in women's studies at sunny freaking Albany

462
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Speaker 1: because I really wanted to work in like women's magazines,

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Speaker 1: Oh for like Albany Women's Monthly. Yeah, I need to

464
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Speaker 1: go to the I need to go to the heart

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Speaker 1: of publishing, which is Albany. Yep. I was like, I

466
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Speaker 1: want to be the Helen Gurnie Brown of Albany. I

467
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Speaker 1: think that's how you say the Cosmopolitan like a way

468
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Speaker 1: like you wanted to write for Cosmo or like miss

469
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Speaker 1: or like Bitch Magazine. You wanted to beat Kate Hudson

470
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Speaker 1: and how to lose a guy in ten days, and

471
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Speaker 1: you're like demanding to your editor. You're like, actually, I

472
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Speaker 1: know I write about jewelry, but I want to write

473
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Speaker 1: about Afghanistan. Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's exactly what it was.

474
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Speaker 1: It was around the time that like Rookie came to be.

475
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Speaker 1: There was that there wore renaissance and it was really

476
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Speaker 1: when tumbler feminism. Yeah, it was like it was the

477
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Speaker 1: true Tumbler feminism moment. And I was hugely oh like

478
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Speaker 1: a voyeur of that, and that deeply influenced me to

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Speaker 1: pursue that. Did I do that? Oh no? Did I

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Speaker 1: literally even touch a keyboard? As soon as I wrote no,

481
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Speaker 1: do I have? Absolutely not. We're sending you a keyboard

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Speaker 1: after okay, just a standalone big keyboard after this pod.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much, thank you so much.

484
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Speaker 1: Just like Tom Hanks, You're welcome on us. Can I

485
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Speaker 1: read something that I dog haired or dog eared? Sorry

486
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Speaker 1: dogs m page one fifty eight. Um. One night I

487
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Speaker 1: ran into this girl from Nebraska. It was ironic because

488
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Speaker 1: Nebraska is a corn state, and she had pubic hair

489
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Speaker 1: that resembled the precise texture of corn silk. Oh yeah,

490
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Speaker 1: that stuck out, I remember. And he's like, I've seen

491
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Speaker 1: a lot of pubic hair my day, all sorts. But

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Speaker 1: and that next page, next page. The next day we

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Speaker 1: drove to Baton Rous and of course she came with us.

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Speaker 1: After we got off stage, she came up to me

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Speaker 1: and said, I have something to tell you. My father's

496
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Speaker 1: the chief of police, and the entire state of Louisiana

497
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Speaker 1: is looking for me because I've gone missing. Oh and

498
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Speaker 1: besides that, I'm only fourteen. Then the next sentence, I

499
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Speaker 1: wasn't incredibly scared fourteen fourteen year old. I'm also like,

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Speaker 1: you're publishing this book and being like, yeah, this fourteen

501
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Speaker 1: year old had corn silky pussy, which is reminding me.

502
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Speaker 1: I have so much corn at home that I need

503
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Speaker 1: to eat. And I'm just like almost I know. And

504
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: it's like my CSA, they keep in giving corn. They're

505
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of the corner. I'm like, how

506
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Speaker 1: many husks am I eating today? I couldn't If he

507
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Speaker 1: wasn't scared. I'm just like, if anyone's gonna murder you.

508
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: It's going to be the chief of police of Baton

509
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Speaker 1: Rouge for fucking his underrated daughter. Like literally, if anyone

510
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Speaker 1: would ever murder it was like, that is the person

511
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Speaker 1: who is going to murder you. But I think he

512
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Speaker 1: got that confidence from his father, who was such a

513
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Speaker 1: rebel rouser and a rebel rouser yeah Pett himself, little Pad.

514
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Speaker 1: That cycle did not get broken here, no, And it

515
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Speaker 1: was just like I'm sharing a fifteen year old with

516
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Speaker 1: my eleven year old son. Classic and then the dad

517
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Speaker 1: would never have The dad like gets mad every time

518
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: he asked his dad for one of his girlfriends. After that,

519
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: he was like, whoa, that was actually a one time thing.

520
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: That was your birthday present. Okay, that's not happening again.

521
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Speaker 1: Can you guys imagine writing a note to your dad

522
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Speaker 1: to be like can I fuck your girlfriend? Yeah? It's

523
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: got like backwards letters in it and shiite, I mean

524
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Speaker 1: it's like lemonades it with a backwards dead Yeah. Yeah.

525
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: Like what's fucked up is you should see Lily's handwritting

526
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: because it looks like it still looks like that, like

527
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: age thirty four, she hasn't gone past nine. It's still

528
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Speaker 1: really big and she has like a really bad way

529
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Speaker 1: of like figuring out how much how many letters need

530
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Speaker 1: to go on the line, so she's always running out

531
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Speaker 1: by the end of the word. Birthday cards are always

532
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: like to me, it's always that straight line and then

533
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: full right down. I went to the shittiest public school ever,

534
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: and it was like, if you missed it one day

535
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Speaker 1: shit like handwriting, you would be like out, like there

536
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: was nothing they could do to make up for it.

537
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: Like if you, like I missed one day of fractions

538
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: and I still can't figure that shit out. They just

539
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: never went back. They were like, I just never I

540
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Speaker 1: never got what a third is. I still can't read

541
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Speaker 1: an analog clock quickly miss that day. It's so unfortunate.

542
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: It's so sad. So I'm with you on the handwrite anything,

543
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: like I get it. That's fun though. You know your

544
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Speaker 1: life has some mystery. You go over you're in London,

545
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: you take a peek at Big Ben and you're like,

546
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Speaker 1: I don't know what fucking time it is. I feel

547
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Speaker 1: like I actually, I was just thinking about that the

548
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Speaker 1: other day and I was, Wow, that's funny. I was

549
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: just thinking about Big Ben this morning. I'll tell you

550
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Speaker 1: why I'm going overseas for like the first time, and

551
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, they go on the twenty four

552
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Speaker 1: hour system, what other clocks look like. I really hadn't

553
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Speaker 1: thought about it. I revealing that here very publicly, but

554
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: it was like an early morning thought. I was like, no,

555
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: but big ben, No, that's like twelve, there's two hands, like.

556
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: I really was like breaking that shit down like a

557
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: You were like, maybe it's just a bigger circle. Yeah,

558
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: that's why such a big clock. Well, okay, I'm with you.

559
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Speaker 1: I was trying to make a RESI or strong to

560
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Speaker 1: the other day and the time was in Army Europe time, sure,

561
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, um, excuse me, military time Google. Damn. Yeah,

562
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: I should have gone to open table and I was

563
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: like yeah, And I was like I can't do this.

564
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: So I closed the window and went to another site

565
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: because I was like, I just can't do the math here.

566
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: Leave it on military time and start asking for the

567
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Speaker 1: veterans discount at places. I went to a causalata the

568
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: other day and I asked, I asked the kids strap,

569
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: I said, do you guys have a military discount here? Stop?

570
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Speaker 1: I wonder. I mean, I have to say keyes's taste.

602
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Speaker 1: The only sleb he seemed to be attracted to was Channaid.

603
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: Unless there are others that like he fucked and like

604
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: nda stuff. They were like, no, you're not putting this.

605
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Speaker 1: I mean he obviously, let's just say it. He's obviously

606
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: a tits man. It's just like the description of every

607
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: girl in the book is like tits first round tits.

608
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: She had these high, perky tits her tits walked into

609
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Speaker 1: the room. She was banging everybody with her tits. She

610
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Speaker 1: had these big softest wait are you were you going

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Speaker 1: to read that part? Where right? I still have that? Okay, okay,

612
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: let's do this. Okay. Sometimes I combined my passion for

613
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: drugs and girls. We had just played in South Carolina

614
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 1: and I was a little drunk, so I went straight

615
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Speaker 1: into a cocon. The bartender at the club found me

616
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: half a Graham, and I did it a hall too soon,

617
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 1: so I was horny beyond control role when this fat

618
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: girl approached me. She was probably about five to three

619
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: with an unusual chunky sheep. She had fairly large girth,

620
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: and her tits were like enormous missiles that projected out

621
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Speaker 1: from her elbows to the end of her hands. She

622
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: was kind of pretty, though not the type of girl

623
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: I'd ever hit on before. But she had her album

624
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: and she told me I was her favorite poet of

625
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: all time. And she gave me this letter that, among

626
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: other things, suggested my dick was like a dolphin and

627
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: her pussy was the ocean, and I had to go

628
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: for a swim in that ocean. She also wrote that

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Speaker 1: she worshiped the ground I walked on and that she

630
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Speaker 1: was my servant. She'd do anything for me. So then

631
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Speaker 1: the sex. Because she wasn't typically hot, it's like, we

632
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Speaker 1: get it, she's big. He's like, did I tell you

633
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Speaker 1: guys that she was fat and that I usually don't

634
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: fuck fat chip. There was no pressure. Whatever happened happened.

635
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: We went for all night with her big, beautiful, pillowy

636
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: breast and her crazy extra wide body shop i mean shape.

637
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: The whole time we were fucking, she was telling me

638
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: this was her dream come true, but not in a

639
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: way that made it unpleasant. Later I found out that

640
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: she had put twenty hits of acid in that letter me,

641
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: so I was able to barter in the next town

642
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: for some coke. Nice fat chock. And it's like he's

643
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: writing this truly thinking he's complimenting her, being like she

644
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 1: wasn't typically hot, but she got to experience my dish,

645
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: got to rid the cutest machine. Yeah this dolphins swim

646
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: all around her oceans. Oh, Lauren, No, sorry that kicked

647
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: off guys, hear me. Oh yeah, you got too horny. Yeah,

648
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: the power went out. Literally, the lights above me started

649
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: just like buzzing. Okay, Lauren now do share with us

650
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: what you had? Oh share, but I had kee up yeah,

651
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 1: page two fifty three. She was a five foot nine,

652
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: nineteen year old blonde Nordic goddess with big blue eyes,

653
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: a bowl cut hairty unbelievable smile. Plus she was wearing

654
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: a T shirt with a huge face of Woody Allan

655
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: on it, and her tits were poking out each of

656
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: Woody's eyeglasses so that his eyes seemed to be going

657
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: in different directions. I couldn't have put it in order

658
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: with God for a more perfect physical specimen the way

659
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: this paged, so more you're a pedophile without aphile. Her

660
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: kids were busting out of her Woody Allen like like

661
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: fucking God himself like away Adam pulled Eve out of

662
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: his own rim did this girl happen to being? Oh

663
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: my god? It was. I just I had to laugh

664
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: because it's like, sure, there's more egregious offenses than like,

665
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: you know, participating. You know, he insists he'd had nothing

666
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: to do with groupie culture, but it's like, clearly you did.

667
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: He obviously has this narrative about himself where he's just

668
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: like and dude, once we started getting famous, like I

669
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 1: didn't want to fuck the groupies because it was too easy.

670
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: It was about the chase. For me, You're just like,

671
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, it sounds just like you. There's a

672
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: different girl, and it's a different girl on every page,

673
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: and just like you are absolutely just like fucking your fans. Absolutely.

674
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: I wish I could have been. I mean I was

675
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: what like eleven or twelve, I think when the book

676
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: came out, and just it actually came out on my

677
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: thirteenth birthday, October six, two thousand and four, so I

678
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: think that was another part of me happy early bird

679
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: out to me. Yeah, it was like I wish I

680
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: could have known how it was received back then, Like

681
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: I feel like I want to go into the New

682
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: York Times archive or like the New York or mag

683
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: archive to see with the writeups where at the time,

684
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: let's get out at micro Fish. I'm sure people were

685
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: just like, this is really an unflinching portray. Oh. I

686
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: bet it was a lot of like Super Frank Magazine

687
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 1: on front just being like raw inspiring me. This remains

688
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: a staple of like Hudson booksellers in the airport. Like

689
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: I feel like in my mind and you know, I don't.

690
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: I don't hang around I know musical bone in my body.

691
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: I really don't hang around musicians. But like I do

692
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: feel like this is like the most I thought you

693
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: were about to say, I don't hang around Hudson News. No,

694
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: that's where I work. Yeah, that's I work at the

695
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: one aw that's actually do you work at the JFK? Okay,

696
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: because the security clearance to work at the airport even

697
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: just for you know, I work at every single one

698
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: at JFK, and I just have to run from terminal

699
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: a terminal. You open them and you closed them, so

700
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 1: you know you're an opener. When a new Hudson News

701
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: is opening, you got him, get them in the typical

702
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: New York way. You guys have been talking to me

703
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: this whole time, and then you find out that, like

704
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 1: my dad invented Hudson booksellers, I'm like the heiress to

705
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: the whole all that shit. I'm actually really rich. This

706
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: closet is just like of green screen. Yeah, like maybe

707
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: name is Laurie Hudson. Oh yeah. When I said I

708
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 1: was from upstate, I meant Hudson, New York because my

709
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 1: father and I'm the little marr. I'm little miss Junior

710
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:56,760
Speaker 1: married one, two, three, four give say mcgivee, say mcgivene

711
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: a segment what does she lives where? Okay um? What

712
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: is she eats? What does she eat? Okay um? I

713
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: mean I get the vibe that maybe he's like vegan vegetarian.

714
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: So one thing he mentions rarely randomly in the book

715
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: several times is that he is a vegetarian. Um, because

716
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: there was one time who was like, man, like I

717
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: have I'm been a vegetarian for years, but like I

718
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: was so hungry after we had like we had been

719
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: lost in the part they're lost in Indonesia in like

720
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: the jungle for like two weeks. Oh yeah, and the

721
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 1: sharpers like bringing in the mountains and they're like, honestly,

722
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: we didn't know if we would survive. And we kept

723
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: looking for this river and we were searching over for

724
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: ten days and they finally found this river and like

725
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: somebody in a passing boat gave us a deer leg

726
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I'm a vegetarian, but I did tear

727
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 1: into that deer um. But yeah, so I feel like

728
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: he is. I mean, he's so celebrity. It's been so

729
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: rich for so long, so I just feel like he's

730
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: so going to squirrel, which is like a famous La

731
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: bowlerree and he's getting like such a kia remember the

732
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: one that was over here? Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes

733
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: in the East Village? Is that so open? Yeah? Okay,

734
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: that went the way of the dobt. I remember I

735
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:18,919
Speaker 1: used to live in the angelicause we get the most

736
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: badass egg scrambless no bacon. Because he mentions like when

737
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: he was a hile of time getting like junk food

738
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: and he was like, man, Fleet knew I was high

739
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 1: because he saw that cheetos. I WoT. I would never

740
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: eat cheetos if I wasn't high. Yeah, he does have

741
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: a going back to his talking masculinity where he does

742
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: really because because he was like, yeah, it was a

743
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: crazy thing, more to a ton of coconhouen. And I

744
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: would also exercise a lot because like I'm still being healthy,

745
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:52,919
Speaker 1: like he still is being like gym at him. He's

746
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: all even the way he talks, he's always about the

747
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: fat girl experience. It's always like for me, I'm like, hey,

748
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: you know what, no one scrutinizes my body as much

749
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: as I do. And then you're like, wait, actually there

750
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: might be one man in the world who does actually

751
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 1: you notice and pick up on all of the things

752
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: that I hate about my own body. And it's Anthony

753
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: Keatis and he clearly he probably would be like he

754
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:18,959
Speaker 1: probably would order for you. She's gonna have, she's gonna have. Yeah, yeah,

755
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: she's gonna have the fish soup. And I could see

756
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 1: him so true, getting mad, like as go from for

757
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: like eating like a steak or just like something naught here,

758
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: He's like, why are you putting that shit? Oh my god, yes, yep,

759
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: oh my god. Read you read him to fill And

760
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: he's like, I mean, yeah, I mean, hey, do what

761
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: you want to do. But like you know, it's full

762
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: of hormones or whatever I do. I wonder whatever the

763
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,280
Speaker 1: inside of his fridge looks like these days, it's definitely Arowan.

764
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: If there's a ton of Awander supplements. Yeah, there's powders.

765
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: I mean it's um big shake in the morning, Like

766
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: there's so many beet root powders, and then spillina powders.

767
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: There's probably spilina ice cubes in the freezer. And I

768
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: feel like there's a private chef who he imported like

769
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: from somewhere and was like and she makes like amazing

770
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: dope ass tie. She makes dope ass vietname, she makes

771
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: dope ass Mexican hall a good curries. It's probably the

772
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: same woman that was giving them oxygen, the one that

773
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: he mentioned at the end that it's like their lifeline,

774
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: the band lifeline who I feel so bad was like

775
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: both their oxygen dispenser and then like they're therapist. He

776
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 1: kind of was like not thinking her for a little messy.

777
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: Um what does she where she wear? I mean shirtless?

778
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 1: I feel like I've never seen him in a shirt.

779
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean he's kind of classic, like his songs very

780
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: seventies because he is like copying his dad in the savanies,

781
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: and I think he never got out of that. Just

782
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: like wearing like slightly belled jeans and like a button

783
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: downs that like are also slightly belled. It's just like

784
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: that kind of class. I get a sense of John

785
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: Varvados where it's like for the guy who doesn't need

786
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 1: to be wearing you know, those kind of like chic

787
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: rags like he can afford. More so they're like tailored

788
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: rags in a way that makes sense. But it's like

789
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: Lucy Tidy Tidy, Lucy Varvados, like, yeah, Linen for sure. Okay.

790
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: I also feel like you're so on there because the

791
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: John Varvados store New York is where used to be

792
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: so literally the anatomy of a sellout. It's like from

793
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: CBGBs to John Varvados, right, and it's like really good

794
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: black Dawn him good black. Do you know the watches

795
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 1: that are like made of like a bunch of leather bands,

796
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It has like the

797
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: watch I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, like fun where there's

798
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: six little leather chords that then attach at the watch face. Yeah,

799
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: that's accurato. But he doesn't have any piercinges. I'm like,

800
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: it's wait, we're draining because you would think he'd be

801
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: so plugs, but I guess it's just like he was

802
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: that's always been too gay an emo for him, and

803
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: maybe actually he's pre plugs culture. Yeah plugs again, think yeah,

804
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: And I don't see any pier stairs in anything, And

805
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: like piercing was just like straight up like a village people. Then,

806
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: so no earring. I feel like I feel like an earring.

807
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 1: Maybe again, I'm saying I'm gonna say no ring. I'm

808
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: pushing for knowing I feel like since he did the

809
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: long hair, Yeah, that was like good enough. That was

810
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: his earring, that was his that was his head accessory. Um,

811
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: you can only father that's such a bad name. Jennifer's feathers,

812
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: the Jennifer's Feathers. Ok, we're starting that band tomorrow. Even

813
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: though you don't have a musical bone in your body,

814
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: you will Now, I'll be the one in the I'll

815
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: be like the you know, like the one fan in

816
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: the audience. It's like your friend that wants to be

817
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, she's getting into the rest of

818
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: little do they know that. I'm like a plan just

819
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: swaying for hours. Man. She was at our show since

820
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: the fucking beginning. Yeah, no one was there, and so

821
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: we ended up giving her seven percent of a record

822
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: deal with so many dude, I would kill free of

823
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: probably their total earnings. They really have made so much money. Well,

824
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: they made money when you could still make money off

825
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: of like selling, because it was just like their CD's

826
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: probably sold like twenty million copies and they literally made

827
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: just like gazillion dollars off of the twelve ninety nine

828
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: for that Compactice Boom. It's kind of crazy. I never

829
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: like red Hot to me. It was always like it's

830
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: on the radio, I'm listening to it, liking it. But

831
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: I was never like I need to buy. I was

832
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: never that much fan that I bought the CD and

833
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: there you weren't jerking off it. I need I needed

834
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: I made in my jerk off soundtrack. I mean it's

835
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: a very I mean it makes sense because a very

836
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: sexual band I was. But I was. But you were

837
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: like anti Top twenty where I was pro Top twenty.

838
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: So I would go to Newark Comics and they would

839
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: have the top twenty CDs of the week, like in

840
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: the racks, and so you could like go pick and

841
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh hello, like number three, Hell yeah,

842
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: that's like American Idol compilation. Yes, they have the twenty

843
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Speaker 1: and it's like the many Husbands of Evelyn Hugo or whatever.

844
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Speaker 1: And I'm like all reason, like tell me what, you

845
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Speaker 1: tell me what to do? I am like merely a

846
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Speaker 1: cog in the machine. I'm with you, though, I'm pro

847
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Speaker 1: Top twenty, always pop till I die. Yeah, okay, how

848
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Speaker 1: does he live? You know? There's a lot of important

849
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Speaker 1: teak yes, liver like like this situate, like where you

850
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Speaker 1: like las very lavishly. It's really about like specific to

851
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Speaker 1: core choices that are happening, just like his bedside table lighting.

852
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: Is the bed high? Is the bed low? That's actually

853
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: a really good question, Like amenable to just like a

854
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: to having sex a lots of tantric crazy sex is

855
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: how I feel like the bed is low. I want

856
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: to say that bed is low too, because like that

857
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: feels more like easy to just like fuckt ending up

858
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Speaker 1: on like where she's on her like doggiesta on the bed,

859
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Speaker 1: but you're standing on the floor or whatever. Like I

860
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: imagine that's a popular one. Like, and I think a

861
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: high bed is like there's just too much acrobatics involved

862
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 1: and he doesn't have a little steps high bed. I

863
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: is the only reason I have that is living in

864
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 1: New York and you have to store shot under there.

865
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: Otherwise low bed makes so much. Yeah, But but some

866
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: people are really insane and they they are tasteless, and

867
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: they like think that their bed has to be such

868
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: a like throne, and so they're very just like Prince

869
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: Mattress pad box spring Prince, it's very Princess in the

870
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: pee and it's got a four poster or whatever. So

871
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: and and like some like rich people in their big

872
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: bedrooms have that as well, where everything is like everything

873
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: so oversized and like you need a ladder just to

874
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: get onto the couch, like that kind of vibe. I

875
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: don't necessarily think he is that. I think he is

876
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: definitely like no, I also go back to his days

877
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: of always having a mattress on the floor where he

878
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: was Mark. Just so you guys know, oh yeah, yeah,

879
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: well hanging another from four post bed. Dude actually talk

880
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: about like like battle of the two super LA musicians.

881
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 1: They're probably the most two most LA rocks are I

882
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: don't think of off the top of my head, honest

883
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Speaker 1: to god, most last bros. What's funny is that the

884
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: girl says she knows nothing about LA. Uh, your talk

885
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Speaker 1: has got holes and talk about Mark McGrath like you

886
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Speaker 1: know him. Hum, like you've maybe seen that four post bed, Oh,

887
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Speaker 1: Hollywood and Vine. I don't know that intersection. I have

888
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Speaker 1: no idea. I'm just a little girl from Iowa. Yeah,

889
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: I've just been lying time gas lighting already, a little

890
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Speaker 1: girl from i I feel like it's just Eastern vibes.

891
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: I am getting Eastern vibes. So it brings us to

892
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: the question we ask every episode. Is that's why you

893
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: guys ask on that because I was gonna sat in

894
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: the backyard. Yeah yeah, like PERI absolutely yeah, god on.

895
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 1: My grandmother's so excited that that's where you were going

896
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: with this because I was thinking about it. I'm so

897
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: glad you're right there with us and the Buddha. Okay, well,

898
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Speaker 1: I think we nailed it. I also want to say

899
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Speaker 1: Buddha infinity poure. Yeah. Also, this is just one house.

900
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Speaker 1: We already know that there's like six yes reds in

901
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: the house that like he hasn't been to in a while.

902
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: But we'll see what's happening over there. Posts and um um,

903
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Speaker 1: who are you in the book? Wow? Who is the book? Okay?

904
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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about us since I read this passage.

905
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: I think that I'm fleas slutty Australian sister Karen. Yeah

906
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: you're Karen, and like and I'm just like, comar Finny,

907
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: help me study. I've got a batist tomorrow and then okay,

908
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: and I've kind of think i'm fully in this way

909
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: where I'm telling people that my sister's really sexually active.

910
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: We're talking about your sister sex like way too much.

911
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: I'm like dude, you could have her if you want.

912
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 1: I'm the one mention of Chris Farley coming to visit

913
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: him at Exodus that was so dark. He was like,

914
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: it was really good to see Chris. Okay, but also,

915
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 1: you have amazing style. You have Jennifer vibes a little,

916
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: But Jennifer, I could see you building a structurally sound

917
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Speaker 1: TV that could last the winter with the like seriously

918
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: coming to the boyfriend's parents and they're like, oh, this

919
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: girl's pretty every That's when he seems like you you

920
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: do that one time for your wife. He brought every

921
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: fucking girlfriend to cross the line with You don't share this.

922
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: We don't share a lot of the same values. I'll

923
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: tell you that. But that's why I wanted that, because

924
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: I felt like truly I was like, I know, we

925
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: talked about doing the Victoria Gatty one, but I was like,

926
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: it's a little too close to the sun, Like I

927
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: can I really can predict what's gonna happen here. I

928
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: was like, I like, I don't know my ass or

929
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: my elbow when it comes to rockstar shit la living.

930
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: When it comes to someone who would bring every single

931
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Speaker 1: significant other home to their parents every summer, every summer,

932
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 1: every every Christmas. He was a big Christmas guy, and

933
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: he's like, oh my mom's the best. You're gonna love her.

934
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: Or I would say I could be the mom who

935
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: was just so so patient, just patient midwestern mom who

936
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Speaker 1: though did you go to LA and was funky for

937
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: a while. She was funky and she was also I

938
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: don't know, I mean she I feel like, are you

939
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: for her though when you're like marrying someone named Scott

940
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: Saint Jude or whatever, and you're like caring for him

941
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: through his third triple bypass? Not saying you wouldn't care

942
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,720
Speaker 1: for someone through their third triple bypass, but she seems

943
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: like she was more like I felt like her thing

944
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: was like and this was you know, women of that

945
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: era or whatever. It was like difficult, but it was

946
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: like she seems like she was always kind of like

947
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: at the mercy of the kind of husband she was with.

948
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: It was like she was having a rough time when

949
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: she was with the messy husband. She was just like

950
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: then she needed to get this new guy, and then

951
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 1: he was remember that she had like the next husband,

952
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:13,720
Speaker 1: and it was like her kind of well being seemed

953
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: a little bit too tethered to a marriage and I

954
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 1: don't see that, and you as much like you're a

955
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: stronger defendentet woman. No, that's true, You're right. No, it

956
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: was Chris Farley final answer, just like correct Chris Farley,

957
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 1: a little bit of I wonder where Jennifer also is

958
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: that I didn't go. I was gonna wait till after this.

959
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't spoil it. I really do

960
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: want to look up all of them, including Claire, who

961
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: of course got roasted the most because she was the

962
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: most recent girlfriend. Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah,

963
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: I could tell where he was being like umber, it

964
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: was an active annoyance where the rest of them were

965
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 1: obviously more passive and more time to be like a

966
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: little more generous, more just like and I do wonder

967
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 1: where that baton rouge girls chief fist. I wonder where

968
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: the fat trick the same? I know, can we get

969
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: like an amendment? Shi? Seriously? Yeah, that's I mean, now

970
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Speaker 1: very Pamela to bars like the girls of Scarton. Oh

971
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Speaker 1: my god, don't next on my freaking list. Um okay,

972
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Speaker 1: random House take note for that. I know a little

973
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Speaker 1: Grottoes copy place. There's like five million copies in the strand,

974
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: trust me, every time I go to the Strand, I

975
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: just teck to make sure. I've been doing that for

976
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: years now. It seems like you spend a lot of

977
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: time in bookstores, which is fucking cool in old school

978
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: New York. I only go to masked books because I

979
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,319
Speaker 1: can like only get art books and shit huge ar yeah,

980
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: hellic curated, like fucking like Mapplethorpe. Oh, just buying a

981
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: used three hundred dollars Mapplethorpe book today. Then a little

982
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,720
Speaker 1: bit of I'm gonna buy some nuts and then matra

983
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 1: and then go home. Oh my god, Lauren, this has

984
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: been epic. This has been such a yeah, such a

985
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: thrill ride. Thank you for having me. I do have

986
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 1: a question now, Um, what book are you guys reading next?

987
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to tell me? Or oh, you know what?

988
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: Because it's you, I just run straight to do more

989
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: with his information. Yeah, you're just like, I know what

990
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: the book is? Book club next week? Ann? Please? You

991
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: would always say that's like it's always Ann. She's never

992
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 1: posting like your phone number, so it's fine, Like Kate

993
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: Hudson's not going to find out that you said her

994
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: sister was nice. She smelled good. No, but really what

995
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: are you reading. We're doing epic lesbian soccer player Abby Wombach,

996
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: us women's soccer team captain and her small volumes of

997
00:56:54,960 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: a memoir forward what we've read because forward is a

998
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: position on it probably wasn't goes for. She probably wrote

999
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: it herself. Lauren, Yeah, do you have any amazing things

1000
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: that we should punk for you? Like? Yeah, any sort

1001
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: of like three episode arcs on any CBS Plus series

1002
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: or anything like that. I'm a peacock girl, easy fucking doesn't. No,

1003
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: I wish I had something. This is actually a call

1004
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: to anyone. I would love to work, I would love

1005
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: to act. I will do anything. I'm so desperate. I

1006
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: must have killed a casting director in my last life

1007
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: because um, they are allergic to me. You like poison

1008
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: someone at Metro Goldwin Films. Yeah that's yeoh yeah yeah

1009
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: yeah wait now, I like I hop off to do

1010
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: my other podcast, like you must remember this isn't that

1011
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: the one where they talk about like old Hollywood ship, Yes,

1012
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: because I gotta do that. Nope, nothing, Um, this is

1013
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 1: actually the only highlight of my life was being on

1014
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: this like this month only. Can we just say that

1015
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: you are on You must remember this I'm gonna start

1016
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: like seating that in things like my episode's coming out soon,

1017
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 1: and then like a year goes by and they're like,

1018
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: whatever happened to that? Check out Lauren on the Amazing

1019
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 1: podcast You Must Must Remember This episode two hundred and

1020
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: eighty six. She has so much knowledge about film and

1021
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: a whole dalty Wood and flappers. I bet you get

1022
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: at least one person just being like, oh, you were

1023
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: kick ass on that podcast you must remember this? Yeah,

1024
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: that was me. It was great to talk to the

1025
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: host about the you know, old Hays Coode stuff, the

1026
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: studio system. Can I also just piggyback to casting directors.

1027
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: This is this kind of for me. I would also

1028
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: like to be cast and yeah, and just sort of

1029
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: backflip off that. I would also ask casting directors to

1030
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: sort of shoot their little spectacles in my direction. Um,

1031
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,919
Speaker 1: you know, see if I'm right for something, I wonder

1032
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: if they were for like, no, we can till they

1033
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: want to be Indie darlings, So we're just gonna leave

1034
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: them out of every conversation about casting. However, I mean,

1035
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: it's like clearly we all want to be in a

1036
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: movie that's called just like thank you for not saying sorry,

1037
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: and it's like, Okay, well we'll see you at the premiere.

1038
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: See it's the premiere. Okay, I'll be wearing got bye bas.

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00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,520
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00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,600
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