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Speaker 1: That's what I would do. Well, they actually ask people.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone Frame Mornings. Hello. Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Thank you all right, one second, Hi, this is doctor Jackson.

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Speaker 1: Is this West? Yeah? This is West This is doctor Jackson. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Your tonsils are going to be fine. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to take them home? By any chance? I'll put them

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold onto my consoles because this is this

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Speaker 1: What the hell is there anyone else I can talk to?

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Speaker 1: You talking to them? No, somebody else, anybody else but you, buddy.

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Speaker 1: This is sad? Is this wes? Yeah? This is worthy.

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Speaker 1: there's a big problem. First of all, your doctor is

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Speaker 1: not a doctor. What, Yeah, this is a prank phone call. Yep,

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Speaker 1: this is actually the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: I'm all right, well, good luck, we're getting your tonsils

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Speaker 1: Jack for a while, and lately he's just been being

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Speaker 1: so you guys don't live together yet? No? Oh, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: understated these days. How's it going. Yeah, I'm okay. That's

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00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 1: such a strange name. I was not expecting Frankenstein. Well,

420
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: it's your name. Yeah, what do you mean weird? You

421
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 1: should expect that if you are Frankenstein. What's your You

422
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret to tell us? I do? Okay,

423
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: So I've been doing something for a long time now.

424
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 1: Then I think my boyfriend would be really mad about Okay,

425
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: are you cheating on him? Because that would do it? Yeah,

426
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:00,959
Speaker 1: that would make him, but he really angry at their

427
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: significant other. I'm not cheating on him, but I am

428
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: not telling the truth about something. Oh okay, that's still bad.

429
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: What are you telling the truth about? Okay? Well, so

430
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: I've been a smoker now for many years, but my

431
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: boyfriend doesn't know about it, and I'm really worried this

432
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: is going to be a big problem between us. You've

433
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: been a smoker and your hub and your boyfriend doesn't

434
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: know that you're a smoker. That's right. How long have

435
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: you guys been together. We've been together for two years

436
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: and I've been keeping this from him. I feel really

437
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: bad about it, but I'm worried about how he would react. Yeah,

438
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: here's a question for you. So you've been together two

439
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: years and you're not telling your boyfriend that you're a smoker. Right,

440
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: you haven't told him? Right? When did he lose his

441
00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 1: sense of smell? Well? Look, I'm a really clean person.

442
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: I take showers three times a day, perfume on myself.

443
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: I really make sure that he doesn't smell me. I

444
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: know my ex giveaway though, when they smell like a

445
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: perfume show up. Yeah, Alex knew, and I you know,

446
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 1: I think that because I've known some people that smoked,

447
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: but then they kept it a secret, and you can

448
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: always tell you always kind of smell it. Like when

449
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: I was a smoker, I didn't really try to keep

450
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:25,479
Speaker 1: it a cigaret that much, but I know that, like,

451
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: you could smell it on me no matter what. Yeah,

452
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: even when I stopped smoking, and then I'd be in

453
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: a relationship or something, and I stopped smoking. But like

454
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: I'd be drinking and I'd have a cigarette, and it

455
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,479
Speaker 1: was obvious that I had a cigarette even the day

456
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: after on my gloves. You know. So I'm sure he knows.

457
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, jink, he's oblivious to it. I think

458
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: you've done a good job so far, but I can't

459
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 1: keep this going, right, And so he hates people who smoke, right,

460
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: So every time we're in public, he always complains about

461
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: secondhand smoke. He distances ourselves from anybody with a cigarette. So, so,

462
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: do you love your boyfriend more? Or do you like

463
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: cigarettes more? The thing is I need cigarette. You don't.

464
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: You don't need a man. That's funny. That's really, so

465
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: really funny. Okay, you probably want to get this off

466
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: your chest because you probably don't want to keep it

467
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: a secret forever. Right, Eventually we plan on getting married,

468
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: so I know he's going to find out. I just

469
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: don't know when it's the right time to tell him. Well,

470
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty obvious. Wait till after the wedding,

471
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: because I like a divorce. It is much harder to

472
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: do than just leave you. And you've got him in

473
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 1: the bag. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, I mean that was

474
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: I joke suggestion. I don't really tell you that. I

475
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 1: mean I honestly, you should probably tell him if you

476
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: don't want to give up smoking, and which is hard

477
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: to do, you know, it's gonna be a battle. Yeah, nigarette.

478
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: Don't want to do it, and if I have to,

479
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 1: I want to go through it with him by my side.

480
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: Or oh my gosh, or they make all kinds of

481
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: nicotine mints and things like that and gums start slipping

482
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: those into his stuff. That way, he's chewing a bunch

483
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: of nicotine, doesn't even know it, and then all of

484
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 1: a sudden, he's gonna be like, you know what, nicotine,

485
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: I want to smoke, and you're like a great idea,

486
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: let's do it. Oh my goodness. Wow, that's so creative. Wow,

487
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,199
Speaker 1: thank you, you're welcome. Well, thank you for telling us

488
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Hopefully it works out for you.

489
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: I hope thought. Thank you. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

490
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand? I want to hear just

491
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: how messed up people are. Yeah, that's a jewel show.

492
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: Well you're kind of the right place, yeah, because we

493
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,959
Speaker 1: do the dirty Little Secret on the show, and I'm

494
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: going through, Um, I know this is kind of random,

495
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: but I'm going through all of the emails and text

496
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: messages that we get in for Dirty Little Secrets, trying

497
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: to figure out how good ones to do, because we

498
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 1: you know, reach out if you haven't Dirty Little Secret

499
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: by the way, hit us up Texas four one O

500
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: six one. You can add us on the Internet's at

501
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. By the way. I'm individually, I'm a

502
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 1: Jewel fresh Evan on the radio. But I'm going through

503
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: these and I'm literally shocked with how many women have

504
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: told a boyfriend or an ex boyfriend or current boy

505
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 1: boyfriend that they're pregnant and that those guys have a

506
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: kid when they don't at all. It's crazy. Yeah, that's

507
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 1: naughty behavior. I would be so pissed. You couldn't even

508
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: actually this couldn't happen to you. But Jubile, you could

509
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: actually have kids that you might not know about. Yeah,

510
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: Evan can't because he's still with the girl that he

511
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: lost his virginity to. It doesn't matter. Five, it doesn't

512
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: matter what we're talking about. That gets added to the conversation,

513
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: It gets put in a lot so yeah, it couldn't

514
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: happen to you, but could you imagine if it did?

515
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: And also I suppose there could be I mean I've

516
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: always thought that I can't have them in generalize that

517
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: I don't have him a secret kid. Yeah, just a

518
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: kid that he doesn't know about, Like a woman had

519
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: a baby and she just never told the dad or

520
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: she doesn't know who that is. Yeah, I couldn't imagine

521
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: if that happened to me. I've had people tell me

522
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: that they were pregnant before what purpose baby? Yeah, well

523
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: someone else's guess what, I'm pregnant, and to try to

524
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: give me a stick around, I think because you're breaking

525
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: up with her. It was like in high school, Oh wow, pregnant.

526
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: I was like, I was freaking out. Obviously I was

527
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: at pregnant in high school, and so I wonder if

528
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: you thought I was joking. I'm like, I'm pregnant. Yeah, definitely.

529
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: I bought a pregnancy test. You did, and she never

530
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: took it? Oh wow? Because then she finally came clean.

531
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm not pregnant. I knew that

532
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 1: I was bought a pregnancy test and my parents found it.

533
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: I would kill my daughter. She's fifteen. I couldn't murder her.

534
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: But I knew that I was pregnant before I even

535
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: knew that I was pregnant, because because I could smell

536
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: cigarette smoke because I didn't smoke, but I could smell

537
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 1: cigarette smoke when I normally wouldn't be able to, like

538
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: really easily something. I know, your your sense of smell

539
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: goes up when you're pregnant, and I'm like, I might

540
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: get pregnant sound, So it just enhances your smell for

541
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: a little bit. That's it. Yeah, but that's like a superpower.

542
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: It's like Superman pregnancy superpower. I have a lot of superpowers. Dah. Yeah,

543
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: it's just one of our many, like multi test. But

544
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: I could Yeah, I mean I imagine that though somebody

545
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: tells you that they have a kid, but it tells

546
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: you that you have a kid with them, but it's

547
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: actually not your kid. They just did it to mess

548
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: with you, and they know it's not. That is messed up, shallow.

549
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: This probably couldn't happen for al because she'd probably know

550
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: if she had a kid another one. I think so

551
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: based on just you know how jodies work. Yeah, but

552
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: I mean I couldn't imagine though being me right now

553
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: at my age married to Alex, were married, by the

554
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: wayf you didn't know that stepkids, everything good, like cool,

555
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden somebody shows up or

556
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: recalls and goes, hey, remember me from back in nineteen

557
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: ninety eight, Oh wow, you have a How old would

558
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: that be? Now? It was twenty three three, that'd be fine,

559
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: they're adults at that I was like a kid, kid.

560
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: That'd be so strange though, to have to like start

561
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: raising a kid that you didn't even know you had. Yeah,

562
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: it's way too because if they arrive on your doorstep,

563
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,719
Speaker 1: and I mean at the end of the day their family,

564
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: So I guess like i'd have to be like, oh

565
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: my god right away. I would go full Maury at

566
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: that point. You oh, I saw him more. One time,

567
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: this woman had at least fifty men come to get

568
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: DNA tested to find out who the baby daddy is.

569
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: And I believe it so much now I know at

570
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,239
Speaker 1: my old wise age that it was just also up

571
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: or TV that she doesn't have fifty dads, that she

572
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: thought it might be that she just just for TV

573
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: and his fake and has written and she she has

574
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: sex without many people, and she doesn't and she's still

575
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: trying to come back on find and she still doesn't know.

576
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: It's like, and he is not the father, you are not. Yeah,

577
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: he brings people back like that, And I'm like, and

578
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: that's a smooth window as well to have. Let me

579
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: tell you, let me tell you it is. In my

580
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: mind I would definitely go full on more Povich though

581
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: at that point, Oh hell yeah, I would just be like,

582
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: that nose ain't mine. Yeah, I'll be looking at it

583
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: going white. That's called redhair. You are not the father,

584
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: and that I start let see you walking? Yea. Otherwise,

585
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: what's exactly like you? Yeah, exactly her nose and your

586
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: entire recipes. That's not me at all. What are you

587
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: talking about? It has the same voice, same every tattoo. Okay,

588
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: never mind. Maybe it is money, you know what? Like

589
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: women could have kids that they don't know about actually

590
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: really right, because can't they don eat their eggs? Oh yeah,

591
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,239
Speaker 1: you couldn't eat their eggs? Yeah, to like have two

592
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: people will have a kid together and they don't want

593
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: to have them sleep together. And so just in vitro

594
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: it you have a thought about five woman, I would

595
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: donate my eggs. Yeah, absolutely, they get paid. Well, hold on,

596
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: it's like five grand. Well you know you're a man

597
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: and you could donate spum, right, dudes get fifty bucks?

598
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but you can kind of get that out.

599
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: I mean I can. I could probably get five grand

600
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: in a week at fifty bucks, right, that you go.

601
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: Women get paid a lot for their eggs though. That's

602
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: pretty cool because it's much more invasive and they only

603
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: have they have like oh, there's only a limited number

604
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: of eggs that women have, so it's more expensive. But

605
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: it's like five grand. I would take a vacation yea

606
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: each time each egg? Oh my god, think you'd find

607
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: some eggs? The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil

608
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: phone Frank Mornings. Hello, it's dead. We killed the lawn

609
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: and we'll be back in a few months. Oh wait,

610
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: excuse me? Who is this? Hey? Sorry about this. This

611
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins with a gardening. We just finished up

612
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: the first round, so lawn should be completely dead while

613
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: all the greenery actually around your house should be completely

614
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: dead within three days, and we'll be back within two

615
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: or two to four months to get the second round started.

616
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, so so grass is going to be

617
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: dead and you're not gonna you're not fixing the landscaping

618
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: from two to four months. Um, you hired glam Gardening

619
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: to do some landscaping for you today. Correct, Yeah, yeah,

620
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: that's part I have down here on my notes. You

621
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: order the scorched shirts package. You also you need to

622
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: stay out of the house for a few months. You

623
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: got that all situated as well. Wait, wait, what do

624
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: you mean sad to my house? What did you do

625
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: to my house? Well, we didn't do anything to the house,

626
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: but what we put on the lawn to kill the

627
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: whole lawn and all the flora around the house makes

628
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: it very dangerous to live in for a few months,

629
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: and that's why we asked you to move out for

630
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: Wait wait, hold on, hold on, I didn't I didn't

631
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: ask you guys to destroy my whole on wait, what

632
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: did you guys do? Well, like the package says that

633
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: you ordered, we went ahead and we laid down the

634
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: chemical that well, of course, kill all the lawn around

635
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: your house. And when that's all cleared up, we'll test

636
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: it and then we'll come back and we'll rebuild a

637
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: lawn from scratch and it'll be glamorous. An amazing. So

638
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: that's what we did to start with, and we're gonna

639
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: have to wait a little while now to come back.

640
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: That's why I was calling you Quez. I don't, I

641
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: don't believe this. Are you don't? Are you kidding me?

642
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: Right now? I can't even go to my home. It's

643
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: not safe. Okay. This is unbelievable. So it sounds to

644
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: me like maybe you weren't aware that that's what we

645
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: were going to be doing. No, Jim didn't tell me

646
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: anything about that, okay, And I'm guessing, of course, because

647
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: it's Jim and he forgets to tell people things. You

648
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: didn't discuss the grotto. No, we can discuss the grotto.

649
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: What that? Well, okay, I'll give you the definition of

650
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: what a grotto actually is. A grotto is natural artificial

651
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: cave used by humans of both modern times and antickularly

652
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: about the grotto, I care about that. I can't go

653
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: back into my house for four months because you've killed

654
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: everything and put all this toxic chemical all over my property,

655
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: and now I've tell the neighbors. Okay, Well, if I

656
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: could ask you, if I could ask you to give

657
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: n f about the grotto, because we have some great

658
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: options for you. If you gave enough, I can show

659
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 1: you the options. I mean, I know it's probably a

660
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: little late now because it wasn't discussed, but I can

661
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: see those. You know what. Yeah, I'll come down to

662
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: your office and we'll get the grotto plans and then

663
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: shove them up your I don't give a of the grotto.

664
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: Well that sounds down right nice. Where do they find you? Like?

665
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: How do you even get your job? I found me

666
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: on a grotto. Oh my god. You you don't even

667
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: want to know what I want to do to you

668
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: right now? I do? This is I really want to know?

669
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No? This is this is no

670
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: way to time. What do you want to do to me?

671
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: I want to follow you and throw you across the river?

672
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: This is I'm that's not as fun as what I

673
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: was hoping. I've maybe we could do a couple of

674
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: things in the grotto. You and I put your put

675
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: your owner on the phone. I need to talk to

676
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: your owner right now, all right, fine, please hold I'll

677
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: get my owner one second. Hey, this is Billy Grotto,

678
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: owner of the company. Are you are you kidding? Do

679
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: you want to see my grotto? What the what the

680
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: is going on. Oh, it's a phone prank. Wait what Yeah,

681
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a

682
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your wife set you up.

683
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: What she said that you were very protective of your

684
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: landscape and you had some landscapers working on it today

685
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: and wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god,

686
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: that was ridiculous. I agree. It's ridiculous that you don't

687
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: know what a grotto is. Oh, wake up every morning

688
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: with jubil Phone Franks the Jewel Show on demand first

689
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: day follow up? Is anybody in this room meaning Alex

690
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: in English? Even yes, we're the only people in the

691
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: room right now. If there are others, that would be weird.

692
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: Weird if I asked six question and someone pops up

693
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: from the other side of their own goes, hello, I'm

694
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 1: in here too. No, have you guys ever asked someone

695
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: out on a date that was like an old friend

696
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: of yours and then all of a sudden you reconnect

697
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I'm gonna try to get romantic

698
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: with them. I haven't, have you, Alex? No? No, have

699
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: you a person who's hiding in the cupboard? Yes, I've

700
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: done at three times and it worked out very well. Sah, No,

701
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: nobody hasn't a guest in the studio. I haven't. I've

702
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 1: always felt awkward, like even thinking about doing that. But Juan,

703
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a first date? Fall up

704
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 1: right now? Apparently that's what he did, and he scored

705
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: a date with the girl who's now not calling him back,

706
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: maybe ruined an old friendship in the process. Juan, what's

707
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: up man? How are you? Hey? Guys? How are you doing?

708
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: Not too bad? So your email said that you asked

709
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: out like an old friend of yours. Yeah, so, like

710
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: we grew up on the same street as kids, but

711
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: I moved away when I was like about sixteen, okay, Yeah,

712
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: and I just always, you know, liked her. We always

713
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: got along really well. She dated some other guys, which

714
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: like would kind of make me jealous, but I just

715
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: wasn't really like brave enough when I was younger to

716
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 1: ask her out. Did you reach out to her? Yeah?

717
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: I did, on like social media or something. Yeah, we

718
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: were friends on Instagram. Okay. And when you reconnected, you know,

719
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: with sparks flying, is that why you decided to turn

720
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: it into a romantic thing? Yeah, I mean I felt

721
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: like it was like we hit it off her little bit,

722
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 1: and you know, she wasn't hesitant at all about going

723
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: out on a date, and I made it, you know,

724
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: clear that I wanted it to be a date. How

725
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: was the date? I thought everything was amazing, Like, our

726
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: conversations were great. We caught up like on a lot

727
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: of old you know, stuff that we went through together

728
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: in school. And yeah, it was just a great time.

729
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: I thought, So, what do you think she's not calling

730
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: you back? Did anything happen they can think of? No. Really,

731
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: On the way of the restaurant, one of the tires

732
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: on my car blew out, but I didn't really think

733
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 1: it was a big deal. I changed the tire and

734
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 1: we got right on our way and after the restaurant,

735
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: I mean, that's an opportunity for you to show what

736
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: a manly man you are too. Yeah, unless it takes

737
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: you three hours to change the Tire's this is the

738
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: west Man every Yeah, did it take you a little

739
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 1: too long to change the tire? You think, No, thirty

740
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,439
Speaker 1: minutes and now we're good. Okay, I'd have to pull

741
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: up a YouTube tutorial. I don't think it would be

742
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: like a deal breaker if you I mean, it's not

743
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: your fault to tire broke. No, Yeah, I'm not really sure, okay,

744
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: And you can't think of any other reason that she's

745
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: not calling you back. No, Like we hugged at the

746
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: end of the night, I told her I would call her. Yeah,

747
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: and she seemed like receptive to that. Yeah, she was.

748
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 1: She was totally cool about it. I mean I did

749
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 1: wait a little while to give her a call because

750
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: I didn't want to seem needy, and I am will

751
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: concerned that might be a part of it. How long

752
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: did you did you wait? Yeah? No, it's just like

753
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: five days and then I texted her after two five

754
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: days is a long time to wait, though. Yeah, you

755
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: want to strike while the iron's halt. Yeah, well, yeah,

756
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: I didn't want to see him, you know, Birsty. But

757
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: maybe I just waited too long, and she thinks that

758
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 1: I blew her off. I think I think after hearing

759
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: your voice, I know what it was. I think you

760
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: probably seemed way too excited on the day. Is way

761
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: too bumped up? Yeah, you just sound so excited about it. Yeah,

762
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: did you like her? Yeah? Of course? Okay, all right,

763
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: you just bummed out of something. You just sound a

764
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: little sad. I mean Yeah, I'm just sad about this

765
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: whole situation. You know, she was kind of like my

766
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: dream girl. All right, yeah, i'd be bummed too, you know.

767
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: So Okay, well, so you think that maybe you waited

768
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: too long to hit her up after which five days

769
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: is a long time, Yes, it is, and maybe in

770
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: that time she's like, Wow, he must not really be

771
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: that into me. Is that what you think? Yeah? Absolutely, Okay,

772
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I can think of at this point.

773
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: All right, well, we'll play a song, come back and

774
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: call her and see if we can figure out why

775
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: should not get back to you. Okay, Oh, gonna thank

776
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: you so much, guys. Yeah, man, we'll do it next.

777
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show is on the phone for today's

778
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: first date follow up, and he feels like he let

779
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: the girl of his dreams slip away out of his

780
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: greasy fingertips A grease. I don't know if your fingertips

781
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: are greasy one, but that's how you feel, right, Yeah, definitely.

782
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: Just to catch you up. In case he didn't hear

783
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,479
Speaker 1: the first part, Juan actually asked out an old friend

784
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: that he used to know that he grew up on

785
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: the same block with he moved away when he was

786
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: like sixteen. They reconnected online, then he asked her out.

787
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: They went out just to eat, and he said that

788
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: it was amazing. He felt like they reconnected and the

789
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: date was great. He also just called her his dream girl,

790
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: and he thinks maybe his dream girl got away. The

791
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: only awkward things that he can think of are that

792
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: his tired blue out on the way there, but he

793
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: got it fixed. Showed what a man he is. Yeah,

794
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: and the fact that he waited five days to call

795
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: her after the date because he didn't want to be

796
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: too eager. Again, Sure, what a man he is. And

797
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: he thinks maybe that might have made her think that

798
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: he didn't really care that much. So, yeah, we're about

799
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone and find out if

800
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: that is the reason she's not calling you back. Hopefully, Jue,

801
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 1: we can get your dream girl out of your dreams

802
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: and back into your life. Who. Yeah, I'm good at this.

803
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Yeah, no problem, All right, I'm gonna

804
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: call right now here we go. Hello, Hi, might speak

805
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: to Marcella. This is she. Hello there, Marcella. This is

806
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: the Jewil Show? What the Jewil Show? Sorry? I started

807
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 1: doing in a stupid, weird voice. Like that. The Jewels

808
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: Show is a radio show. My name is Jewel. I'm

809
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: here with my hat's wife, Alex Fresh and English Evan. Hello.

810
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: So you're talking to three people right now. Why are

811
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 1: you guys calling me? That's a good question, the question

812
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: a lot of people ask us. Well, we do a

813
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: seg on our show where if you go out on

814
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: a date with someone and then end up not calling

815
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: them back, that person can email us to get you

816
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. And you

817
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: recently went out on a date with a firecracker named Wan, Yeah,

818
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, you grew up with one and then

819
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: one moved away at sixteen and then hate yep, recently,

820
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: So what's up with one? That sounds like the name

821
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: of a sitcom? What's up with Wan? Is? He emailed

822
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: us and we know all that stuff because he told

823
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: us about your date. He also said that he thought

824
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: you had a really good time. But then you haven't

825
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: called him back, or haven't answer to you with text messages,

826
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,479
Speaker 1: none of that. So he's wondering if he did something wrong.

827
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: I mean, one's really nice. I just I think that

828
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: he's cursed. Cursed? Why why do you think he's cursed. Well,

829
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: he had bad luck the whole night, like first for

830
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: driving there and his tire blue and like, yeah he

831
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: told us about that, it happened, you know, and like

832
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: which you think he's cursed because it's tire blue out

833
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: on the way to your day. Well, then when we

834
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: got to the restaurant, we got our food, his burger

835
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: was messed up and had to send it back. But

836
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: I'm lucky burger thing. Yeah, that happens a lot. Yeah. Yeah,

837
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: and then he's like spilled something on his shirt and

838
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: then that happens to me every single day time. Yeah,

839
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: it was just the combination of all of it, Like

840
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: he kind of got flustered and like, I don't know

841
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: it was Do you think maybe it was more like

842
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: a nervous thing. No, that nervous wouldn't make his tire

843
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: blow out. That's a that's a universe thing. Like, oh,

844
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: you're saying that, you think the universe is out to

845
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: get one? Yeah, because his tire blue and his food

846
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: was wrong. Yeah, but it just to me, it doesn't

847
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: sound like it's that bad. Well, it's not only that,

848
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 1: Like after I got home, I broke a glass, which

849
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: never happens. So his dad luck was rubbing off on me? Really?

850
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're not just like reading into things

851
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: a little bit too much? No, I mean it's that

852
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: stuff doesn't happen, and you know, like people like that

853
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: affect your energy. Okay, I've dated a couple of guys

854
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: with bad luck and I'm not doing that again. I'm

855
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: not trying to go down that road. All right, So

856
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: you don't want to talk to him all then, because

857
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: you're definitely scared that his horrible luck is going to

858
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: rub off on you. Yeah, I don't want to. I

859
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. Okay, Well, then, unfortunately, I'm

860
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: going to let you know you might have to deal

861
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: with it a second longer because one is actually on

862
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Marcella. Ah,

863
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: hi one, So why do you think that you have

864
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: bad luck? I mean, I've never thought of myself that way,

865
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: and I just got a dost job ever, like a

866
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 1: couple of days after I saw Marcella. So oh that's

867
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: some good luck, Marcella. Wi you think about that? Because, yeah,

868
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: because I have good luck and my luck's bobbed up

869
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: on you. Wait, I'm confused. So Juan said that he

870
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: actually got a job, but you're taking credit for him

871
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 1: getting the job based on your good luck. But he

872
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: also gave you bad luck because you went on a

873
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: date with him. He's bad luck? Am I getting that right?

874
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: The university change his luck, so he's planning a day

875
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: with me. I have good luck. He got a good job,

876
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: you know. Then he came into my life again, and

877
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: then I'm breaking stuff in my kitchen and it doesn't

878
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,479
Speaker 1: I want to keep my luck and he can have his. Yeah,

879
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: the science adds up. I mean making sense, Marcella. I

880
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: really hope that you can give me another chance. I

881
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 1: don't really feel like I have bad luck. I don't

882
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: really know exactly where this is all coming from, but

883
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear about your thoughts about all of it.

884
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: You know what, one I just remembered something. We used

885
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: to live on the same block. And remember when we

886
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: were by riding bikes together that one time. Um, then

887
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: we ride bikes together a lot, Well, yeah we did,

888
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 1: but remember that one time when we were riding bike together.

889
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: And then I saw and I see in my knee,

890
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: and now I know why that happened. You're saying, you're

891
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 1: blaming your skin me as a kid on me too. Yeah, like,

892
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 1: why else does that have happened? I'm convinced no other reason. Yeah. Hey,

893
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask because I think I know where

894
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: this is going. Marcella, would you like to go on

895
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: another date with one? We will pay for it, you know,

896
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: I'm going to pass. I figured you why, and I

897
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: am sure you probably want to get off the phone too,

898
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: so you don't get more of one's bad luck into

899
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: your life. That sounds great, okay. And also before we

900
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: let you go, I'm going to thank you for the

901
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: good luck that you've just bestowed on all of us,

902
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: because apparently you have that effect. So I'm forward to

903
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: the day to Day's gonna be a great day. We

904
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: should technically get a better job. Yeah, well, you're welcome.

905
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: I hope that the universe takes care of you as

906
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: it continues to take care of me. All Right, you

907
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: have a good one. Bye bye? Hey Wan, are you

908
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: still there? Yeah? I'm here. Was she that out there

909
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: on your date? No, But now that I think about it,

910
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: when I recall, she kept talking about my energy and

911
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: her energy and the exchange of energies between people, So

912
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 1: I guess it kind of just flew over my head.

913
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,479
Speaker 1: But yeah, it makes sense. Well, or maybe you didn't

914
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: get it because your mind wasn't open to your bad luck. Okay, yeah,

915
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: at least I know now that I'm bad luck for everyone. Yeah,

916
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: thanks a lot for the bad luck man. We should

917
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: have got off the phone with you first and then

918
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: her second. Now a day, great, awesome, thanks a lot, wan, Yeah,

919
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. Yeah, thanks a lot. Jubiles First day

920
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: follow up, did Jubil show on man Jubils Dirty little Secret?

921
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in

922
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,959
Speaker 1: four one O six one. If you have a dirty

923
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: little secret, you can tell us whatever you want. Because

924
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: we always keep you anonymous, nobody will know who you are,

925
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: so feel free to tell us any kind of big, small,

926
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: medium size, like half size dirty secret. Yeah, whatever size

927
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: it is, it doesn't matter. Everybody stays anonymous. And I

928
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 1: don't have an anonymous nick name in my head right now,

929
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna throw it to English. Evan, do you

930
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: have a name? Vitamin D, Vitamin vitamin or vitamin D?

931
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: All right, Vitamin D? What's up? How are you? Hey?

932
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: How's it going? Yeah? Vitamin D vitamin is weird. So

933
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret vitamin. Yeah, I do so. Basically,

934
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: I told my wife that she took my virginity because

935
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: I took hers. It's a good exchange, it was. I

936
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: made it seem like an even exchange, but it would not.

937
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, you lied and said you were a virgin. Yikes.

938
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: I lied too early in and then it just kind

939
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 1: of stayed there and it's it's just where we're at. Wow.

940
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: So your wife thinks that you two have only ever

941
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: been with each other, then, yeah, that's a huge dirty secret.

942
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Why did you make that lie up?

943
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: I think it was important to her and like she's

944
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: a little more wholesome than me, and I didn't want

945
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: to seem like, I don't know, flunny how many girls

946
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: had had you been with before her? Uh, probably like

947
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: in the twentieth so you you add more than a few,

948
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: more than like one before you. I mean like a

949
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: lot of them were just like you know, girls in

950
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: college and like, you know whatever, a little you know.

951
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 1: But still still though it doesn't matter, insane And even

952
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: if his number, even if the number was one before her,

953
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: you still she thinks that she took your virginity and

954
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: you took hers. But actually twenty time's over. Yeah, you

955
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: had already taken the vehicle for a test drive. Yeah, yeah,

956
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: I can't she tell that you're not a virgin. That's

957
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you had it that much, like

958
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: to start off normally difference, I guess you're right. She

959
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,439
Speaker 1: just thinks you're a pro right away, like you're little

960
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: Lebron James of it. That's so much experience though, right, yeah,

961
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: because well, because the first time is terrible usually, right,

962
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,959
Speaker 1: because you don't know what you're doing. Everybody's kind of nervous. Well,

963
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 1: but you were already she wasn't. Yeah, and I waited

964
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: like twenty six years exactly pumped. Yeah, it was two

965
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: weeks ago. You're just having loss of virginity. So um.

966
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 1: But if you the first time, he's usually kind of

967
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: awkward and weird, and you're nervous. You don't really know

968
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: what's going to happen. But you just like like I said,

969
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: Lebron James, you're just out there putting chalk on your hands, like,

970
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: all right, let's do this. I know exactly how this

971
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: goes crazy pending, But oh my god, do you think

972
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: you'll ever tell your wife? You know, maybe in the

973
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: future that you weren't a virgin. I just don't see

974
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: the better thing in that. Really, I mean, do you

975
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: do you carry any guilt with you? I mean, I'm

976
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: talking about on the radio, but you're anonymous. I get

977
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: a little guilt, not that much satisfied. Well, yeah, you're

978
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: a pro. Well thanks for telling us your dirty little secret.

979
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. Yeah, all right, Alex, yes, Alex free ye

980
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: if you're you and I are married, if you didn't

981
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:25,959
Speaker 1: know that it is true, if you know that Alex

982
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: and I are married, I know annoy some people that

983
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: I have to say that, but I have to say

984
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: in case we have new listeners who are like, why

985
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: are these people talking about sleeping together? Whatever? If I

986
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: told you that I was a virgin when we met,

987
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: and then you found out that you didn't take my virginity,

988
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: would that upset you? Would you be upset at this

989
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: guy if you were his wife? Yes? Yes, would you?

990
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: M Yeah? Probably? I mean that's really crazy to lie about.

991
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of people lie about the number

992
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: that they've been with, especially women. Yeah. What I've learned,

993
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: what I've learned from female friends and people like that,

994
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: and women that i've known is usually that trying to

995
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: go off on one hand, five five was like the

996
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: standard number. But what you can do for girls is

997
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: you can timee it by two and then for guys

998
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: divide by fully exactly, because guys are like, I've been

999
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: with five, and you're like, no, you've been with two. Yes,

1000
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: you want to pump up your numbers. And then women

1001
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 1: are like, I've been with five and it's like, you've

1002
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: been with twenty five. Text in four one or six one?

1003
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: Did you tell the same kind of lie? Curiously, it's

1004
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: a jewels show. What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel

1005
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: Show on Demand? Have something I want to do that's

1006
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: gonna embarrass you? It's a jewel show. That was what

1007
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: our executive producer Brad Nolan just said, oh seconds ago.

1008
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: He's like, I have something I want to do that's

1009
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: gonna embarrass you. Guys, can we just do that? I

1010
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: don't want to tell you about it, but can we

1011
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: just do it? So, um, I guess we're gonna do

1012
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: that right now. Our executive producer Brad take it away. Yeah.

1013
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if it will embarrass you or not,

1014
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,479
Speaker 1: but it is definitely funny because for the last few

1015
00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: months we've been collecting your guys's humble brags. Humble so

1016
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: you guys say things in the middle of sentences that

1017
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: that Richard our editor, and I go, that's funny. I'm

1018
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: gonna save that one. So we have like twenty clips here. Okay,

1019
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: And if anybody who doesn't know what a humble brag is,

1020
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: define that for them. A humble brag is when you

1021
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: say something that is not fully like, look at me,

1022
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot, right, that's something I would say, okay,

1023
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: because I am and and but it's a very subtle

1024
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: way to say something about yourself. Hold on. Out of

1025
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 1: us three, definitely, Jubil, you're the one that humble breakfast.

1026
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 1: You are not far behind him? Why? Yeah, not far

1027
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: behind him? And Alex came up with one one only

1028
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,760
Speaker 1: found one, a single humble brag in hours and hours

1029
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 1: of audio. Out of all the audio, Alex only has one, yeah,

1030
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: which means you tune need to look at yourself. We're

1031
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: gonna play her glass all right, all right, who should

1032
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: we start with? Should we start with English? Evan or

1033
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: Jewbil Fresh? Jewel All right, here's your first humble brag

1034
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: from Jewel Fresh. Not many people know this but I

1035
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: can talk to dead people. Use that as a straight

1036
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: up brag. That's actually true as well, talking about I

1037
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 1: don't even know what I mean. I didn't know that.

1038
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: The great thing about these is that they're completely out

1039
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: of context, so we have no idea what the rest

1040
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: of the sentence. I can only assume maybe we were

1041
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: talking about the sixth sense the movie. I'm not sure,

1042
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Speaker 1: but I can talk to dead people. They're always talking

1043
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: to me English. Evan, you're up next. Here you go.

1044
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:38,280
Speaker 1: I just wish my husband would try once for Valentine's Day.

1045
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: And he's such a good husband, you think he would. Okay,

1046
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: all right, let's move on to jew Bowl. Here you go.

1047
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: I gotta warrant when I was a kid in Hawaii,

1048
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 1: and I still am scared to go back to Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: That's another characteristic of a humble brag. Yeah, it's something

1050
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: that's not really something you should be bragging about, right,

1051
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: all right, Evan, you ready? Yeah? I was in Bali

1052
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 1: one time and there was a baboon that oh god,

1053
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: here we go out immediately. Evan does that all the time,

1054
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: and he doesn't even realize it because he'll played golf

1055
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: in college and grew up on a golf club. Yes,

1056
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: and he'll be like, oh, back when me and my

1057
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 1: parents were at the golf club, but the winter golf club,

1058
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: and you're like, wait a second, hold on back where

1059
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 1: I grew up in London. BALI was amazing. Our producers

1060
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: have been collecting humble brags of us without us knowing,

1061
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 1: and now brad Our executive British is playing them for us.

1062
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: And so far we've only heard from myself and English

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00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: Heaven because apparently Alex has only humble bragged once and

1064
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: the entire time we've been doing the show. Yes, right

1065
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: back at Jewell, here you go. I saw Offset once

1066
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: at a gas station. I love that story though. That

1067
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: story is amazing. I don't care if it's a humble

1068
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 1: bragg or not. I saw Offset at a gas station

1069
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: and it wasn't even I didn't freak out but him.

1070
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 1: My Uber driver wanted to take a picture with him

1071
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: and he said, no, that's what it was amazing. But yes,

1072
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Speaker 1: I saw Offset once at a gas station. He blames on.

1073
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: I was uber. Let's do one more with Jewel. I

1074
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: told Aaron Carter to shut up in a bathroom one time.

1075
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: That's definitely another thing to brag about definitely on your knees,

1076
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,280
Speaker 1: so many name drops. It wasn't like that, but also

1077
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: that would have been something to brag about as well.

1078
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: Let's do one more for English. Evan, I actually have

1079
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: quite childbearing hips. I'm looking at I do, I do.

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00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: You've got some good hips on you. Wow. This is

1081
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: my favorite one from Jewel. Not only my favorite, the

1082
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: entire team in the back background favorite. Yeah, yeah, here

1083
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: you go. I'm sad and I brag about it. Yeah

1084
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: all right, would you want to get to Alex? Yeah,

1085
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: it's really interested to hear with her humble bracket. Right

1086
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: here you go. I am going to keep in a

1087
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: secret I used to not be, but I am good now,

1088
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: so proud of myself as not the truth. I can

1089
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,919
Speaker 1: keep secrets from the person that needs to be kept from.

1090
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: Do you know how many times Alex and I have

1091
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: been in a conversation where someone goes, all right, look,

1092
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: this cannot leave this room or this phone call. Yeah

1093
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: we got you, no worries, Like okay, listen, somebody tell

1094
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 1: me something but you can't tell I'm backing it up

1095
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: because I am good at keeping secrets. Like if I

1096
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: am I am, I really am it's not like a person,

1097
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: it's a cheating and they're like, don't tell, then I'm

1098
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: probably not gonna tell, right Or if they are, I

1099
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: don't like they'll probably tell. But then if it's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, a surprise party, I'm not going to tell

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Speaker 1: anything about it. I'm gonna do everything I can to

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Speaker 1: make sure they don't know, right. Right, So I am

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00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: good to keeping secrets. I am going to keep in

1104
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: a secret. Thank you. I used to not be, but

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Speaker 1: I am good now. So proud of myself from a

1106
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: brag also said what I think sad hubble brag. I'm

1107
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: so aware of herself that she's actually knows when she's

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00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: humble bragging. By the way, just production note for this

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Speaker 1: for the crew here on The Jewels Show, listen think

1110
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Speaker 1: that have been taking down all this audio of us

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00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: humble bragging. Alex's whole thing that she just said. There

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Speaker 1: a second ago full of humble brags. It for next time. Please,

1113
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm keeping a secret. I'm sad. The Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: Demand