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Speaker 1: saw Alvis Duran and the Morning Say. I love these guys.

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Speaker 1: You guys are fabulous. Listen hour every day traffic is

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand. In the Morning Show it is by Ob.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means Today, bring your own bagpipes,

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Speaker 1: sat Pants Day. If you want a little Irish in you,

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Speaker 1: just keep listening. We're gonna make it happen. For good Morning, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Good Hi, gandhy Good morning. Hello, There's Samantha Morning Darling,

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Speaker 1: little Froggy, Good morning. They're scary Hello, And there's Scottie

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Speaker 1: b and Master Control. Good morning. We're straight Nate he's

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Speaker 1: stuck behind a garbage truck. Okay, oh Nate high straight night.

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Speaker 1: He's listening to us. Hi, Well, I hope you happy

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Speaker 1: Saint Patty's Day. What do you have that sounds kind

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Speaker 1: of green? Little Kermit the Frog? What do you want

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Speaker 1: to play kick Murphy's Oh yeah, yeah, let's go to Boston.

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Speaker 1: Say it got it Boston up? Kid? There you happy

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Speaker 1: Sat Patrick's Day? I think we have an Irish lass

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Speaker 1: I went to my daily five across that class. Then

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Speaker 1: don't know. Hey, we'll welcome to the day. Isn't it

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Speaker 1: great how we just crawled out of bed and come

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening today. So do you celebrate on

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Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day? Well, yeah, my name is Aaron. I

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Speaker 1: guess it actually means Ireland, but I'm only about a

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Speaker 1: quarter Irish. I'm actually more Scottish in my heritage. Yeahs

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know Outlander, you know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Scotland's all like castles and sheep, sheep and more castles. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 1: happy Saint Patrick's day. You were our first caller of

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Speaker 1: the day. We've got to send you your very own

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Speaker 1: Elvis during morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. Okay, awesome,

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Speaker 1: happy sint act to say, it's really awesome talking to

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Speaker 1: you guys. You too, have a great day. We're green,

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Speaker 1: is like the sea foam green. I know, I counts.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, oh, it's I forgot Danielle.

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Speaker 1: You can go upstairs. You know, you have a whole

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Speaker 1: everyone wants to know what song we started the show

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Speaker 1: with today, Gandhi. Oh that was a dropkick Murphy's shipping

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Speaker 1: up to Boston. Yeah, Boston. So you sound like you're

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Speaker 1: in a different location today. Where are you I am?

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Speaker 1: I am actually at my parents house now in Florida.

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Speaker 1: Are they wondering? Why are they wondering why the black

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Speaker 1: Thank you? You saved yourself, all right? Producers, Sam, who

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Speaker 1: If today's your birthday, you celebrate it with Rob Lowe

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Speaker 1: and Kurt Russell. Oh it is Capricorn, this is your day.

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Speaker 1: A mental rest is needed in order to focus on

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Speaker 1: your days ahead, Capricorn. Your days at nine Aquarius, all

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Speaker 1: the spotlight. Your days of ten all right, Pisces. Pay

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Speaker 1: Your days of seven pretty simple, Taurus. Learn to wrap

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Speaker 1: of seven, Hey, Cancer, this is good information for all

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Speaker 1: Your days in eight Hey, Virgo, pour your attention into

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Speaker 1: I'm jealous your days and nine. Finally, Sagittarius, a much

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Speaker 1: into the three things we need to know. Gandhi. Oh God,

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Speaker 1: this the news today. Geez, there's a lot of stuff

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Speaker 1: Police have arrested the twenty one year old they believe

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Speaker 1: is there. In the Morning Show, Oh, Danielle, she tiptoed

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Speaker 1: so where will the day take us? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: people upside the head. Ye. Yeah. Dane Cook used to

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Speaker 1: call slipping slide slipping bleed yest dangerous. Little shout out

422
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Speaker 1: to Dane Cook. It's true, all right, Peggy, enjoy your

423
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Speaker 1: slipping slide this weekend. Listen to Craig on line three. Craig,

424
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Speaker 1: you played with nun chucks and throwing stars when you

425
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Speaker 1: were here. Oh yeah, yeah, yes. First of all, guys,

426
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Speaker 1: you guys are amazing. I love you guys to dat

427
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Speaker 1: Oh thank you, thank you for listening to Yeah. My

428
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: older brother thought he was like a ninja and he

429
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 1: used to go to the Chinese Stone by these ninja stars.

430
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 1: The nuhots needs to beat the crap out of us.

431
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 1: I got stamped in the lake so many times by them,

432
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. I had a friend grown

433
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Speaker 1: up and his name was actually Froggy, That's what we

434
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 1: called him, and he would collect all that stuff. He

435
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: would dress all in black with the mask on, and

436
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: he was the ninja in the bronx in the neighborhood.

437
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: I know, but you can kill you gotta kill people

438
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: with those stars in the throw just right. Hey, but Craig,

439
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: someone just in a text and where is it? Uh?

440
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: Oh God. Trampolines, Okay, don't even get me started with trampoline.

441
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 1: How many times did you bounce off a trampoline? I

442
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: got bounced off a trampoline one time and I felt

443
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: like I hit a tree on my way down, and

444
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: I had a little cut in the middle of my eyebrows.

445
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: It looked like I had a uni brow for like

446
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: three weeks. All right, Craig, thanks for listening to us.

447
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: You tell your brother to put his numb chucks away.

448
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: You two absolutely so here we are living in a nice,

449
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: safe world. Oh remember we used to play. You would

450
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: break a thermometer and play with the mercury. Oh, yes,

451
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: don't do that. My dad caught the fire department on me.

452
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Mercury very very very very lethal. What's scary.

453
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: I feel like we don't learn our lessons though, because

454
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: just a few years ago they came out with the hoverboard,

455
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 1: and how many people broke their feet on that or

456
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 1: just I mean, I know, I know. I tried it.

457
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: I was on one for ten seconds right here at

458
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 1: the station, and I'm like, I'm out, I'm good, I'm

459
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: glad you weren't you want a scooter driving around Jersey

460
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: City for a little while during the beginning of the

461
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 1: pandemic last year, I got bored and I'm like, I

462
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,959
Speaker 1: want to try this never again. There you go? All right?

463
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 1: So anyway, so growing up, it was a little more

464
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: dangerous back then, but we survived, damn it. With lots

465
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Speaker 1: of permanent scars. We all. Don't we all have a

466
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: scar from a childhood? Oh my gosh, yes, my chin

467
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 1: has like plenty. Yeah, me too, but it was from

468
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: the plastic surgeon. Yeah. Anyway, let's get into the Danielle report.

469
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. Reading more and more about Demie

470
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: Lavado's story is gosh. I remember the day it was

471
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: announced that she had overdosed. Yeah, and I was just god.

472
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: We had just seen her. I think she had performed

473
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Speaker 1: one of our private shows or whatever our parties. Yeah,

474
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: and uh I saw that in my heart just broke.

475
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought we were gonna lose her. But

476
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: there's more coming out today, Danielle. Yeah, so her he her, um,

477
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Her documentary, Dancing with the Devil. It

478
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: premiered yesterday at the south By Southwest Festival, and she

479
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: revealed a lot in it. Now you can read more

480
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: of this wherever you look, but a lot of people

481
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: want to watch it, and it it doesn't come out on

482
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 1: YouTube till lunch twenty third, so I don't want to

483
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: give too much away. But she revealed that she was

484
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: sexually assaulted by her drug deal or the night of

485
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: her overdose, and that the next morning they had said

486
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,679
Speaker 1: to her at the hospital, did you consent to have sex?

487
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: And she said she kind of saw a flash of

488
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 1: him on top of her in her head and she

489
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: thought she did, and she's like, okay, yeah, I guess

490
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: I did. And then she realized later on that she

491
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: did not, and so that was not good. Also, her

492
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: heroine was laced with fentanol and that's what happened that night,

493
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: and the drug dealer left her for dead, just walked away.

494
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: She was naked, she was blue when they found her,

495
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: and he just walked away. And she also is telling

496
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 1: us that she is not one hundred percent sober. She

497
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: said she doesn't think that that works for her where

498
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Speaker 1: she says she can't do something, so she has been

499
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Speaker 1: smoking weed and drinking in moderation. She said, look, I

500
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: don't want to tell everybody that that's what they should

501
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: do because everything is different for everyone. Recovery is not

502
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: a one size fits all solution. Ellen John is also

503
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: in the documentary and he raves about Demi Lavado, but

504
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: he says that moderation doesn't work. He says, if you drink,

505
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna drink more, and if you take a pill,

506
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Speaker 1: you're going to take another one. So, like I said,

507
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Speaker 1: the documentary comes out on March twenty third, getting amazing review.

508
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see her me too. Tiger Woods,

509
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: finally out of the hospital, recovering at home, says that

510
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: he's getting better every day. He thanks everybody, including the

511
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: doctors and the fans for their support. So that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Rihanna just bought a new place. Do you know she

513
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: hasn't had a new album in five years. Us she

514
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,959
Speaker 1: is killing it in the beauty and fashion business, and

515
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: so she just brought herself a thirteen point eight million

516
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: dollar mansion in Beverly Hills. You yeah, five bedrooms, seven bathrooms,

517
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: a gourmet kitchen. Oh my god, who wouldn't want a

518
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: gourmet kitchen? Oh please? Gigi Hadid quickly deleted a video

519
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: which mistake which mistakenly revealed her baby's face. She didn't

520
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: want that out there, and she realized it got out there,

521
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: and so she deleted it. So she took to social

522
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 1: and her fandom took to social and said, look to

523
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: us a favor. If you've seen this, if you captured it,

524
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: don't repost. She doesn't want it out there. Prince Philip

525
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: was least from the hospital. Do you know he's ninety

526
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: nine years old, guys, he is. He was in there

527
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: for twenty eight days. He is in Windsor Castle now

528
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: trying to relax and get better after the infection that

529
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: he had. And we all remember the video of the

530
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: guy in the skateboard drinking ocean spray to Fleetwood Mac

531
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: became viral. Was crazy. It's twenty three seconds long. Wow.

532
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: Scary was telling about the US about the NFTs the

533
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: other day where they sell moments and you can own

534
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: a moment. So this guy is actually selling the original video.

535
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: He doesn't have the music in the background or anything

536
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: like that. It's actually what he heard while he was

537
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: on the skateboard. He's starting the bids at five hundred

538
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. You may get it, I mean I just

539
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: don't get It's just insane to me. I know you're

540
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: not gonna get it if you're still calling it the NFTs. Yeah,

541
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: it's the same as people who call it the Target

542
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: or you know, the Internet. Sorry. Nick Jonas is a

543
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: New Jersey native and his dream role is to play

544
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen, so that would be pretty cool. Arianna Grande,

545
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: you remember she got sued over her Seven Rings a song.

546
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: Somebody said that he had made a song similar two

547
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: years ago, blah blah, two years before hers. They wound

548
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: up settling out of court. I don't know how much

549
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: money she had to give, but the suit was dismissed.

550
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: And that's what happened there. The mass singers on Tonight

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Speaker 1: Chicago med Fire, PD, A Little Riverdale, My feet are

552
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553
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,480
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554
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: If you're interested in watching that? And that is my

555
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: straight Ate. Yeah, is the pogo stick woman still on hold?

556
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: I know we let her go? Yeah, another dangerous toy,

557
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:44,239
Speaker 1: the pogo stick? Oh man, Hey, So I gotta tell

558
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: you I haven't been in the studio really, I mean

559
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: since September. I don't know, you know, it's now my

560
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: third day here doing the morning show was Scary and

561
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: Scottie B and Straight Nate and I'm gonna I'm not

562
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: gonna be here tomorrow. I'm gonna miss you, Guys'm gonn

563
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: but I would tell you Danielle Gandhi. Yes, this place

564
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: is a craphole. You should see how nasty it is.

565
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: It is so nasty. There's just piles of stuff everywhere,

566
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: and there's a toilet seat cover over there with my

567
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: picture on it. There's stacks of beer canned beer. Gosh, like, well,

568
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: you guys need to do something with this place. It's awful.

569
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: It is grimy, but it's not even that. It's just filthy.

570
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: It's falling apart too. Like the door knobs don't work anymore.

571
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: I can't open my office door. The door, the door

572
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: knob won't open. It's for a year. It's it's a disrepair.

573
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you expect? Well, I know, but

574
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: you could do like a little like straightening up. How

575
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: many trouble tickets we'd have to put in? I'm not

576
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the stuff that's falling off the walls.

577
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that there's just there's mountains

578
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: of crapping. We've kind of gotten used to the filth.

579
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's kind of comforting, okay. Like the

580
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: pile of beer cans, like what, they're still there. It

581
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: looks like a frat house. I'm going to need some

582
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: hot sauce, so I have a whole flight of them

583
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: right over there. So Danielle and Gandhi, I'm warning you

584
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: when you come back to the studios here in New York,

585
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. Hey, well, how are the

586
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: studios in Jacksonville? Froggy? Have you been there in a year?

587
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: I have not. The last day I was there was

588
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: March at nineteenth was the last thing. So how are

589
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: they still there? Do we still have them? Yes? I

590
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: spoke to somebody yesterday who has gone to the studio.

591
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: They said they're still there and they're fine, that there's

592
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: just nobody in them. Okay, well that's not as bad

593
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: as this place is. Just if there was someone in it,

594
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: you couldn't see them because they'd be behind a mountain

595
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: of trash. Hey, so, um, do we still have the sound?

596
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: We were talking about this yesterday, the sound of us

597
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: when we first started doing the shows from our houses,

598
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: they pulled a bunch of it. Yeah. We used to

599
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: laugh so hard because typically if someone's trying to do

600
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: their show remotely and there there are technical difficulties, it's

601
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: not funny. It's really just it's infuriating. We laughed. Anyway,

602
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: I want to go through some of that sound next.

603
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: Can we do that? Yeah? Okay? Me sounding like Darth Vader.

604
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:12,080
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Speaker 1: phone tap on the way. So here it is today.

630
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Speaker 1: We're just figuring it out as I'm here in the

631
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Speaker 1: studio with Scary in Nate and Scottie b in beautiful

632
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: downtown Manhattan. Today's the anniversary of the last day I

633
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: was in this studio a year ago. So crazy. I've

634
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: been back sporadically. But that was the day we officially

635
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: moved out. I've officially moved out, and I did the

636
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: Tomorrow show at my apartment down the street, remember that. Yeah,

637
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: And that's the same day everyone was kicked out of

638
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: the building, everyone was told to leave. That that was

639
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: a year go tomorrow right now, Hey, come here, Jeff,

640
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: isn't your Jeff any Everyone Jeff Anyone and everyone our

641
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: superhero who's kept us on the air this past year.

642
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: You really, you and your team have pulled off a

643
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: miracle with all these radio stations. Okay, thank you. I

644
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: mean we do we try that, no, Jeff, you know,

645
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 1: with all the stations and stuff in this one cluster.

646
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: I mean, how many how many remotes are going on

647
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 1: right now as we do the show. At any point

648
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: at the height of the pandemic, we had for morning,

649
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: for the mornings upward of forty connections, yeah, into the

650
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: into the building, all coming into this place, all going

651
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 1: out on different radio stations. But even now we still

652
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: have any morning about thirty. Wow. And it's incredible what

653
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: you guys pulled off. Thank you for keeping us on.

654
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you, in the very beginning, it

655
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: was a little rough. It was a little jankie in

656
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: the beginning. Yeah, you know, all the other shows were

657
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: just frustrated in I mean, in all honesty, you found

658
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: out you were broadcasting for home today. We found out

659
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 1: you were going to be broadcasting from home today as well,

660
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: and how to figure it out? So you did. We

661
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,240
Speaker 1: kind of wong it a little bit. It wing did whatever.

662
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: I haven't had enough quality yet. Some people, you know,

663
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 1: in this business would be just so frustrated they would

664
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: just give up and say never mind. When you have effects,

665
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: you call me, I'll come to my show. We actually

666
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: used it as a part of our show. Yeah, you

667
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: guys rolled with the punches quite a bit. We thought

668
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: it was funny, Like to day. I think this is

669
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: the first day I was at home. I sounded like

670
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: Darth Vader. Wait, listen to this. Is that funny. It's

671
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: one of my favorite shows of all time. Yeah, you're

672
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: having technical difficulties all though. Right now, that's so crazy,

673
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: but you sound like Darth Vader. Okay, that was a day. Yeah,

674
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: we learned all kinds of things about broadcasting from home

675
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: in those couple of we did. We had to learn quickly,

676
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: and also there are lots of delays going on, so

677
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: we would talk all over each other. It was just

678
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: it was it was funny and then it was fatiguing.

679
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: They were trying to get Uncle Johnny in a zoom room.

680
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: That's always fun though, So we're trying to get Uncle Johnny,

681
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: who's approaching eighty years old the zoom room. It can

682
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: be very daunting for any person at any age, to

683
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: be honest, but this is a new concept for Uncle Johnny.

684
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: Still is a year later here it is says record

685
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: he's still talking on the iPhone, isn't you got him

686
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: on the iPhone? You can hang up the phone. Yeah,

687
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: you can hang up the phone now. Oh no, oh no, okay,

688
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: now I'm going on to the Johnny. You can hang

689
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: up the phone. Your phone, your phone, hang your home phone, yeah,

690
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: next to your ear, hang that off. All right, okay,

691
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: now we're just on the zoom. Can you hear it? Now?

692
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: I see you? I almost said, oh, dare it is?

693
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: I see Ghandi? What do you see? I see Ghandi?

694
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: And oh I see uh oh froggy okay and yes,

695
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: all right, all right, okay, So that that was sort

696
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: of but it was, you know, every day we were

697
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 1: going through this stuff. Sometimes we still do go through

698
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: that stuff in the Zoom room with Brody in the

699
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,479
Speaker 1: fifteen minute Morning Show. Do you know the magic fix

700
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: would be like, okay, turn it off and turn it

701
00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: back on again, exactly. There's no no technical experience or

702
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: training needed, just turn it off and turn it on.

703
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: What's scary we have? I think we did try to

704
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 1: do a morning show sing along. Can't stop the feeling?

705
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: Is that what this is? Uh? Yeah, there was something

706
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: totally Yeah. So anyway, it's been a year of going

707
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: off the rails and we apologize, but we're still here

708
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: and we're still doing a show. We still do pretty well.

709
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah. Now I feel like it's it sounds good.

710
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 1: It took a while, I will say, even though there

711
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: are mountains of trash here in the main studio and

712
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: we gotta get this cleaned up before people come back,

713
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: it is nice to be back in the studio. And

714
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: I know, Danielle you are very hesitanting in coming back.

715
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: And Gandhi, who knows when you're gonna be back in

716
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 1: the area again. When we can safely do so, I suggest,

717
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: you know, we give it a try. Yeah right. You

718
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: know they're down at Power at the breakfast club. They

719
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: do it every day. I saw Envy walking in this

720
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: morning and they got the Plexi glass separating them and

721
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: we can set that up. We can do it, all right.

722
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: So I love too. I miss you guys. I miss

723
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: throwing things at people and eating random rotten food from

724
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: Scotty's studio. Yeah, it's still here. As every day passes,

725
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: the food gets more rotten. It's all good. Anyway. Let's

726
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: get into the three things we need to know from

727
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: Gandhi and then we'll take a break and come back

728
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: with your Hello Tussie free money phone type worth one

729
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. All right, Gandhi, what's going on right now?

730
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: Six of the eight people killed in the Atlanta spa

731
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 1: shootings yesterday evening were women of Asian descent. A suspect

732
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: has been arrested for the shooting spree that happened. The

733
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: attacks began at about five pm Eastern time, when four

734
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: people were killed at an Asian massage parlor north of Atlanta.

735
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,959
Speaker 1: Three more people were then shot dead about an hour

736
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: later at another spot, and then another person was killed

737
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: at a spa across the street. Authorities arrested a twenty

738
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: one year old for those shootings, and they are initially

739
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 1: looking at it through the lens of a hate crime.

740
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: Some good news here, cigarette smoking might totally disappear from

741
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: the US by twenty fifty. A new report from Bloomberg

742
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: says that there's been a sharp decline in cigarette use.

743
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: Says smokers quit or opt for other products. Philip Morris

744
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: International says about a quarter of its revenue actually comes

745
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 1: from what the company refers to as noncombustible products. Now

746
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: those are becoming popular alternatives to traditional cigarettes. And finally,

747
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: we just had an interesting audio piece about what happens

748
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: in our Zoom meetings and a lot of people want

749
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: to get out of them. Apparently there's a way to

750
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: do that now. It's called zoom Escaper. It's a new

751
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: web tool that will allow you to self sabotage your

752
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: Zoom audio stream, really making you unbearable to keep in

753
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: the meeting. We want you to to activate it. Unbearable in

754
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: the meeting already. Once you started up, you'll be able

755
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: to interrupt things with an echo, a bad connection, a

756
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: crying baby, an upset man, win dogs, construction, anything you want.

757
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: But of course they're not saying that they're going to

758
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: keep you from getting fired if you continue to use it.

759
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: They're just saying we'll get you out of a couple

760
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: of meetings. And those are your three things. What's it

761
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: called again, zoom escaper? Okay, thank you, duly noted. Hello

762
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: Tissi dot com go there now. Ten percent off your tushy.

763
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: It's that the day you hook up yourself. It's it's

764
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: mighty clever. Thanks to tushy, you're getting your own check

765
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: for a thousand dollars or some sort of probably will wire,

766
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: We'll wire the money. I mean, do people use checks still?

767
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: We do actually cut check still? Are you serious? Totally serious?

768
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, Well, anyway, we'll figure out

769
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: a way to get a thousand dollars to you with

770
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars free money phone type after this St.

771
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So

772
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 1: early in the morning, I need a cocktail. Oh yeah,

773
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 1: here we go. Happy Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran

774
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Yeah. Maybe a little corn, beef

775
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: and cabbage for lunch and then gonna gas it up

776
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: all afternoon day. It's so fueled, I can't wait. I'm

777
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: still looking forward a hot box yourself. I'm in a

778
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: hot box? Was I reading about dad bods? Yes, dad bods?

779
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: According to dating dot Com a new poll there, dad

780
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 1: bods are now the most attractive body type for a

781
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: single people. They're saying that the percentage of people who

782
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: prefer the chiseled body look is lower than it used

783
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: to be. Yes, of course, you know. Here I am

784
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: reading the dad bod story in a room full of

785
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: people with dad bods. I don't know they say that

786
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: somewhat flabby dad bods are now the most attractive body

787
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: type to a lot of people. Dating dot Com polled

788
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: its members, and you know how painful that could be.

789
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: Three out of four said they're fans of the dad

790
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: bod look, meaning not too big but not exactly in

791
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: perfect shape. Yeah. Right. Do you think it's because people

792
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: feel more comfortable around someone with a dad bod, Like

793
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: you don't think that they're gonna watch what you eat

794
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: and be judgmental. It was actually like, oh, I'm into that,

795
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: Like I kind of like small boobs on a guy.

796
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: I think it's comfy too, Like it's like and you

797
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 1: don't feel like you're in competition with them, Like, oh

798
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: my gosh, this guy's in such amazing shape. I gotta

799
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: get into the best shape of Motley, you know what

800
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: I mean. You kind of feel better about well. So

801
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: I think people are zero zeroing and on personality more

802
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: than ever because we need to be able to comfort

803
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: each other in these moments of dead bods. Anyway, so

804
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: yesterday when I was doing the law and order thing

805
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: on the slab as the yeah dead body, the dead body,

806
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: and we'll get into that later, I had to like

807
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: take off my robe and I was like I was

808
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: shirtless in front of a room full of people, including

809
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: you know, Iced Tea was looking at my flabby breasts.

810
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: Did he make a comment? No, he did. And Mariska,

811
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: I love her, well, she was looking at my sagging breast, says, well,

812
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 1: very attracted to it, as per this new infant. I

813
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: don't know if they're attracted to it. No, they were

814
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: both very very very sweet people. Everyone there was so cool.

815
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: But but I was just saying, you know, I said,

816
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: you know, I can't. I don't want to take off

817
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: my shirt in front of these strangers, but I had to.

818
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: I had no choice. And what I'm gonna do I refuse.

819
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 1: I can't. You can't pull a talent fit at law

820
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: in order? No will that you were? You had demands

821
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: as the corpse? That is my favorite? What's that froggy?

822
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: Oh No, I didn't say anything. I'm just glad that

823
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: you wouldn't me. How long did it take to film

824
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: the entire thing? Are you gonna talk about this now? Um?

825
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: Can we have time to talk about this? Yeah? It

826
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: took about an hour and a half for the makeup,

827
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: and they had to put these prosthetic U sutures or

828
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: whatever on my on my side. You can see it

829
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: on my Instagram. And then they had to spatter my

830
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: face with all sorts of different layers of yellow and

831
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: gray and blue. Oh wow. And then it's interesting. He

832
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: did my ankles and my feet with makeup and then

833
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: he he he painted my toenails red like I was

834
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: a pink because he says, sometimes when you die, the

835
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 1: blood pools under your toenails. Wow. Wow, it was just weird.

836
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: And then they put a toe tag on and said

837
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: lie down. Yes, I was walking around between tags with

838
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: a toe tag on my toe. That's anything like the

839
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: toe tag? No, just I went home and scraped this

840
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Speaker 1: makeup off. It took forever. I still have some of

841
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Speaker 1: my feet. What what's that? Well? What kind of direction

842
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Speaker 1: did they give? You? Don't It's interesting because you know

843
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Speaker 1: what they do is they do this short scene over

844
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Speaker 1: and over and over and I'm not gonna say what

845
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: it's about because that's the story. You have to wait

846
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Speaker 1: and watch the episode when it comes out. I don't

847
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Speaker 1: know when it's gonna be. And but they would have

848
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: to do different camera angles doing this, doing the same lines, right,

849
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: some of them, I would be in some of them.

850
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: I would be like a blur in the background, and

851
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: some of them they would say, okay, Elvis, take a

852
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: deep breath hold it, hold it, and then he's supposed

853
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Speaker 1: to say action and then they start reading their script.

854
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: But he would say, all right, take a deep breath

855
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: hold it. Check that lighting over there. Ye keep holding it? Yes,

856
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Speaker 1: can you move what's that piece of tape on the

857
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Speaker 1: wall back there? I'm like, this is great, And then

858
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Speaker 1: Mariska would go, U, you can breathe. She said, I'll

859
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860
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Speaker 1: So they all kind of work to keep me alive

861
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Speaker 1: on them. Oh that's awesome, I will nice as they

862
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Speaker 1: looked like they were in the photos that you have

863
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Speaker 1: a very nice everyone there is so nice. Oh I

864
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865
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Speaker 1: of course, you know, when it comes to a show

866
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867
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868
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869
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870
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871
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: I don't think you're like type cast as a corpse.

872
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: The dead guy on everything. I'll leave the dead guy

873
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: on every show on TV. It was fun, you know what.

874
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Speaker 1: It was a lot of waiting and just you know,

875
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: pretending to be dead and uh, you know, but they

876
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: were all really nice and and keep in mind Iced

877
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Speaker 1: Tea just won a Grammy two nights, uh, two nights prior.

878
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: Also he was excited. Oh yeah, so they were giving

879
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: him a hell, well, we can't deal with his ego.

880
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: He just wanted Grammy. What's scary? There's someone texting in

881
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: that is confusing the two stories because you kind of

882
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: kind of fused into them. You're talking about being a

883
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: dead body, so a dead bod. So he said, wait

884
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: a second, bods, not exactly. I was a dead dad body.

885
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: But before in the beginning you were talking about how

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Speaker 1: dad boughs, Yeah, we're dad bobs. Then we're talking about

887
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: my dead bod exactly. Anyway, thank you for everyone who

888
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,640
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889
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: was really a lot of fun. And uh, there is

890
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: a story there, but I want you to watch it

891
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: when it comes out. I'm not gonna tell you anything

892
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: else about it or how I did. Everyone wants to

893
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Speaker 1: know how I died. Can't tell you. All right, you'll

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Speaker 1: find out out. But my favorite thing is the guy

895
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,600
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902
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: so you can rule those two out. I didn't die

903
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 1: in a forest and he didn't die in a river.

904
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936
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937
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938
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939
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Speaker 1: with a little Saint Patrick's Day flared to it. All right,

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943
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944
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945
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946
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947
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Speaker 1: I'm the liberate crapper. End up back again. I'm Saint

948
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Speaker 1: Patty's dad. Let me be your friend. Away door, stop

949
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Speaker 1: don't care who is this is this Darren stopping? Man?

952
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Speaker 1: Is this it's Saint Patty's Day? Darren? I'll give you

953
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Speaker 1: a three weeks. Do you know my name? Man? It's

954
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Speaker 1: say Patti's Day, Darren, I'll give you three weeks. How

955
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,359
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956
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: It's a long bagpipe and me lucky? How you screaming

957
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:35,000
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958
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: it's not funny dude. Whatever whatever you're doing, it's not

959
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: funny today. If you think it's funny, I get it.

960
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 1: Waked me up and I got another thing covered for you. Dude, Bye, bye, way,

961
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962
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Speaker 1: the wall. Who keep calling this? Put your head room? Boy?

963
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Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I know it is, but you

964
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: call me a your dad? Happy day? Now? Keep you three?

965
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: Will down the same Patty's Day? Bull, pull down my path,

966
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: show you something that wish a long backpipe and me lucky?

967
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: How are you screaming those who seen it? Now? It's

968
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: bigger than the baby on the ground. I will squitch you, oh,

969
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,760
Speaker 1: put the table. Squitch you down, bitch. I'm not around

970
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Speaker 1: with you. Have a happy Saint Pata, I completely had

971
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: it with your boot a. What who are you talking

972
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Speaker 1: to you? Damn it? I keep getting his phone call

973
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: from the idiot. He's yelling at me in the leper

974
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: Con voice. Every time I try to fall back to sleep,

975
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: their phone rings again. I don't recognize the number. I

976
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: don't know this is this happened today, Yeah, but it

977
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: happened in the morning. I think I think Mitchell has

978
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: someone calling me, just trying to put the bucket this

979
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,440
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980
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,360
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981
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: They just completely messed up what I called this company.

982
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Speaker 1: You just I don't know for Saint Patty's Day. I

983
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Speaker 1: thought it would be. I don't know. I thought it

984
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: begin It's cute. They're supposed to call you and wake

985
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: you up. You called it. You called the company about

986
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 1: Saint Patty's They for what they were supposed to call

987
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 1: you at eight am and wake you up, But it

988
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Speaker 1: was supplice to be. That's exactly what they did. They

989
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Speaker 1: called me at at am. What What do you think

990
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: I ever someone called me at at am? I just

991
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Speaker 1: always to sleep for forty five minutes, so you out

992
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Speaker 1: of your mind. Well, they weren't supposed to like yell

993
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Speaker 1: at you. It was supposed to be like cute, no

994
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995
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Speaker 1: You have? Some company called me at eight in the

996
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Speaker 1: morning when you know when you know about at the

997
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Speaker 1: barrow night? I really just what made you think I

998
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999
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1000
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1001
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Speaker 1: why don't you have done? They spent like one hundred

1002
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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars on it. I thought they would be

1003
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Speaker 1: doing a good job. I didn't spend one hundred and

1004
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Speaker 1: fifty dollars to have so idiot called me and hit

1005
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Speaker 1: on me as some stupid voice and they can make

1006
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Speaker 1: a hello hate on you. He were sitting on me

1007
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Speaker 1: the whole turn. He's talking about licking my shamrock. That's

1008
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Speaker 1: supposed to be funny. That's amazing. I'm sorry, that's hilarious.

1009
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1010
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1011
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1013
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Speaker 1: This is my one chance to catch up before the weekend. Hey, Darren, Darren, Hello,

1014
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Speaker 1: just now, Darren. My name is Garrett, and my little

1015
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Speaker 1: LEPrecon over there. His name's Ronnie. Oh happy, Saint Patrick's nan.

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Speaker 1: You just got phone tapped by your girlfriend debut, mean man,

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Speaker 1: What are you doing today, Candice? Um? Actually, I just

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Speaker 1: leave an NBA game early. It had something to do

1044
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: with a trainer and icy hot. We all, I always

1045
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: used to see icy hot in the locker room, and

1046
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: one day I kind of had like a thigh bruise

1047
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: and the guy rubbed it, but he rubbed it too high.

1048
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: So during the game, my my little guy started getting

1049
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: hot and he got to the point of where I

1050
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: was like, hey, man, I think I need to go

1051
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: to I need a doctor, like you know, mom my

1052
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 1: little guys were on fire. Oh I think I put

1053
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: the icy hot too high. I know, you know his

1054
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: little guy, ain't that little exactly exactly? And then how

1055
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: did he He First he put water on, he went

1056
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: in theer, and he realized, oh my gosh, this is

1057
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: not the answer. So then here's what he did. So

1058
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: now to take a shower. Boy, I thought I was

1059
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: in hell. So then I'm in there screaming and it

1060
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: was a Spanish janitor there and he said, uh, compare

1061
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: you got to use milk. I'm like, what, So you

1062
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: got to use milk? I said, what are you talking about?

1063
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: He said, capstation is hot pepper, So we Spanish people

1064
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 1: when we hot pepper, the milk comes it down. Yes,

1065
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: So I said, okay, I gave him some money to

1066
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: go through the thing milk. So now I'm in the shower,

1067
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: poor milk on my boys and the guys coming in there.

1068
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. So Matt James, The

1069
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: Bachelor tweeted that he is seeking therapy. Um if you

1070
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: didn't see it, I'm not going to tell you exactly

1071
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: what went down. She may be still waiting to see it.

1072
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: The very emotional finale of the Bachelor and then of

1073
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: course what happened on after the final rose um. But

1074
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: apparently the show is taking this very seriously. Fans are

1075
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: taking this very seriously, and they said that they're here

1076
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: if he needs eads them, and show says that obviously

1077
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: the mental well being of their cast members is very

1078
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: top priority to them, so hopefully all will be good there.

1079
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: Kim Cunny is heading to SNL for the first time

1080
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: and he is so excited. April tenth, he tweeted, if

1081
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: you know me, you know SNL is a huge dream

1082
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 1: of mine, so I cannot friggin weight. So again, that's

1083
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: happening on April tenth. According to Gail King, Prince Harry

1084
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 1: has spoken with Prince William since the Oprah interview and

1085
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: didn't go too well. Things are still not great and

1086
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: according to CBS CBS this morning, Buckingham Palace is giving

1087
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: Megan Markle the cold shoulder. So that's not going to

1088
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: they always have, yeah, but I think it might even

1089
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: be worse now it's colder. Shoulder colders. How do you

1090
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 1: get a colder shoulder shoulder and Katy Perry and Orlando

1091
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: Bloom are they married? Do they secretly get married? It

1092
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: appears that they are because she doesn't have on an

1093
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: engagement ring anymore. She has a gold wedding band that

1094
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 1: she is now sporting. So huh. And if you haven't

1095
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: heard all of the Demi Lavado documentary Dancing with the Devil,

1096
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: it comes out on YouTube March twenty third, but they

1097
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: screened it at the south By Southwest Film Festival, and

1098
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: she revealed that she was sexually assaulted by her drug

1099
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: dealer the night of her overdose. I mean, it's just

1100
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: scary and so sad, and she's so open and she's

1101
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: so honest. And there's a lot more you can read

1102
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: about this today if you want, or like I said,

1103
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 1: you can wait until the twenty third when it comes

1104
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: out on YouTube. Um okay, let's end off with this

1105
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: before we do television. There's a woman on TikTok. She

1106
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: posted a video over the weekend. She's recommending you poop backway. Yes,

1107
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: she's genius. Yeah, we've been doing it wrong all along, Danielle.

1108
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: So she wants you to use the toilet tank as

1109
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: a shelf for your snacks and your Netflix exactly like

1110
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: a desk right there. Yes, So the video has more

1111
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: than three million views, and of course a lot of

1112
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: people saying it's unsanitary, but a lot of people are saying, gay,

1113
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: this is a great idea. We've been doing it wrong

1114
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: all along. You can have more quality time if you

1115
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: just turn around and face the wall when you're on

1116
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: the toilet. Yeah, you can get all sorts of things done.

1117
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: You're very productive in many ways. Okay, what's that, Gandhi?

1118
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: What you are literally not supposed to where you eat

1119
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: and she's doing that? Well, you know, sometimes you have

1120
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: to learn the multitask there, Gandhi. So the mass singers

1121
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,439
Speaker 1: up tonight, Chicago, Medfire, PD, a Little Riverdale, my feet

1122
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: are killing me with our ben our Man, Doctor Brad,

1123
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: and Netflix today gives you Operation Varsity Blues. The college

1124
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: admissions scandal, you guys remember that one. And that's my

1125
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: Danielle report. Oh I had quite the exciting evening last night.

1126
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 1: I watched the Ralph Lauren documentary. Oh it was great.

1127
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 1: Who is it good? It was awesome? No, you know

1128
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: what I mean? This guy has accomplished so much coming

1129
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 1: from so little and he's a superstar, Ralph Laura. I

1130
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: mean you can't go anywhere without not seeing his logo somewhere, right,

1131
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: and so no, no, he has a great story. So

1132
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: when you want to like a good watch, be inspired

1133
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: by someone who's done very well, Ralph Lauren. Come on,

1134
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: Scary on wearing your Chaps Polo shirt today. I do

1135
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: like some Ralph Lauren clothing. Okay, I'm not today though.

1136
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: All right, let's take the break and uh oh you

1137
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: know what. It's Saint Patrick's Day. Brody has given us

1138
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: the Saint Patrick's Day a match game. I think we're

1139
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: gonna do that next week. Need to solicit, No, no,

1140
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: I can't hear it. I can't hear Nate put what

1141
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 1: we'll solicit in a second. But just go to commercials now, well,

1142
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 1: I go to commercials. I can't solicit. Correct, We'll solicit

1143
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 1: when we come back from commercials. Okay, all right, thanks,

1144
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: So that's the plan and we'll be back after this

1145
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: and getting lucky St. Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran in

1146
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: the Morning show. Hey, it's scary Jones. State Farm is

1147
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: the real deal when it comes to car and home insurance.

1148
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: They well for personalized service and an award winning easy

1149
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 1: to use mobile app, just part of what makes their

1150
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,439
Speaker 1: rates so surprisingly great. So when you want the real deal,

1151
01:01:53,720 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: like a good neighbor state farm, is there the Martin

1152
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: n Show. Hi. Hi. He begins with the story of

1153
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick. Alcohol is always involved. This is mister Michael

1154
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with black Bush Irish whiskey. She's ready for cocktails.

1155
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 1: Why days your problems with public intoxications? Okay, stop it,

1156
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: dad Daniel. Please, We've got guests baby Saint Patrick's Day

1157
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 1: from Alvis Durand in the morning show. Well, hello, green lady,

1158
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 1: welcome to the day. Have we Saint Patrick's Day. We

1159
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: have a very very special twenty twenty one Saint Patrick's

1160
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: Day edition of Match Game on the way. If you

1161
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: want to play, if you want to match the stars,

1162
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: call straight Nate, o'hella hair great o Nate straight Straight, Oh, Nate,

1163
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 1: call him now. One eight hundred two four two zero

1164
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: one hundred. It's one eight hundred two four two zero

1165
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: one hundred. Remember making phone calls? You know what someone

1166
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,439
Speaker 1: did to me yesterday? Someone left me a voicemail. Oh,

1167
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 1: you got to fill that up so they can't do it.

1168
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: Voicemail and then you try to, you know, read it

1169
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: back because you can read, you know, it's a transcription

1170
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 1: or whatever. It didn't understand them like, oh god, voicemail.

1171
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 1: And so two thousand and late, it's hello. Anyway, let's

1172
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 1: go around the room. We'll start with We'll start with

1173
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: Straight and Nate, Oh straight, Oh night. I found out

1174
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: the you know, I have this empty lot next to

1175
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: my house that you know, people would dump stuff until

1176
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: I put a dumpster in my driveway. Now they dump

1177
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: everything in my dumpster. Well, I come to find out

1178
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: now that that's the local neighborhood, Lovers Lane. So really,

1179
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: any teens or anybody that wants to go make out

1180
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: that they can't do it in their parents' house, they

1181
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: go there and park. I was talking to one of

1182
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 1: my neighbors. Apparently it's a very popular place in the summer.

1183
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: So I know if I see some strange cars there

1184
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, I know what's going on.

1185
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: So in the lot next to your house, people are

1186
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 1: over there banging ye, banging away. Well wow, that must

1187
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: really increase those Yeah, and property values exactly. Yeah, Hey, Froggy,

1188
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: what's up with you today? So sometime last week, I

1189
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 1: don't know how it happened or what happened, but something

1190
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 1: glass broke in my garage and I thought I cleaned

1191
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: it up yesterday I walk outside, there's a random piece

1192
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 1: of glass just laying there. How is it that it

1193
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: just like glass when it shatters, Man, it goes everywhere.

1194
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be finding glass and then, girl, I don't

1195
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: have how it. I don't know how, any idea how

1196
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: the first one broke. But I'm gonna be finding glass forever.

1197
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,360
Speaker 1: So now I'm afraid to let the dogs walk outside.

1198
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm afraid to go outside but barefeet. I don't know.

1199
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,440
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand. Yeah, there's a way to

1200
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: get it all up. The only way to get it

1201
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: up is to walk on it. Let it, let it

1202
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: creep up into your skin. Right, shards of glass, There

1203
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: are a little shards everywhere. It'll be there for years.

1204
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: Hey Danielle, what's up with you today? So the other

1205
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 1: day I posted a video of my mom, you know,

1206
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: reacting to Cardi B's performance at the Grammy Awards, basically

1207
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: throwing a tantrum and leaving the house because she was

1208
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: very upset. She would like to thank all of the

1209
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: listeners who agreed with her. She says to read Danny,

1210
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 1: did you see your Instagram? All of the listeners degreed

1211
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: to me. It is trash, trash, trash. She was very

1212
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 1: excited and she would like to just say her own

1213
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: thank you to everybody for being on her side. What

1214
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: about you, producer, Sam, what are you thinking about today? So?

1215
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 1: I know we always make fun of how outdated phone

1216
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 1: calls are to one another, like just text me, don't

1217
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 1: call me, But sometimes sometimes there is no substitute because

1218
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:41,440
Speaker 1: you can't always read tone in a text message conversation.

1219
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 1: So if you feel like you're having a problem, maybe

1220
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 1: pick up the phone and call a person. My sister

1221
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 1: and I were on two different pages thinking the other

1222
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 1: one was being snippy about something back and forth until

1223
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: one of us picked up the phone and was like,

1224
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 1: what's your problem? Nothing, what's your problem? And then it

1225
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: was totally fine. So every once in a while, you

1226
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 1: do need to hear that other persons I don't know, Yeah,

1227
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,520
Speaker 1: because you can't tell the tone of the voice. Yeah.

1228
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. If I have to

1229
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: have a conversation with someone that requires studying the tone

1230
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 1: of their voice, I don't want to have it. Yeah,

1231
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,479
Speaker 1: it is a sister's world for sure. Everything is tone

1232
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: for us here anyway, Well, thank you very much. I

1233
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 1: appreciate that. A scary what's up? When I got dressed

1234
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 1: for work this morning, I was faced with a dilemma.

1235
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: The only and I say only green article of clothing

1236
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: I have in my wardrobe is an old keep Calm

1237
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 1: and chive on green T shirt when the chibe was

1238
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: popular and like the mid two thousands. So I'm like, wait,

1239
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: do I risk being made fun of and wearing this

1240
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: damn green shirt from like like yesteryear, or do I

1241
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: just not wear green? And I chose not to wear

1242
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 1: a green today because I couldn't. I didn't have the

1243
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: heart to wear a shirt that just I think. I'm

1244
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day. You can get away with anything. What

1245
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 1: is this song you've started? This is called Devil among

1246
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: the Tailors? All right, Hey, can you turn down? Hey, Gandhi,

1247
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: how are you today? Oh? I'm doing well. I'm going

1248
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: to be really corny for a second on this day.

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Speaker 1: So today is our Saint Patrick's Day Show. On this day,

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Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, our Saint Patrick's Day Show, I met all

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Speaker 1: of you guys for the first time really, so it

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Speaker 1: was Yes, it wasn't really my Saint Patrick's day show,

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Speaker 1: but that was the first time I came to the studio.

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Speaker 1: I saw all of you. It popped up in my

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Speaker 1: time hoop and Uncle Johnny was wearing a green turtleneck.

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Speaker 1: He was singing. Dan Yell had longer hair, Nate had

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Speaker 1: blonde short hair. It was just so crazy to see

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Speaker 1: everybody on that very first day that I met you all.

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Speaker 1: I posted it. If anybody wants to see it, you

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Speaker 1: can go look at it. It's my story at Baby

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Speaker 1: Hot Sauce. But that was the greatest day. It changed

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Speaker 1: my life and I have loved it ever since. I

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Speaker 1: love you guys. Years ago, right, three years ago? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: crazy Gandhi was brought into our lives. Ye wow, just

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Speaker 1: stalk in. You're from the corner people talking about Straight

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Speaker 1: and Nate and that empty lot next to his house

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Speaker 1: is Lover's Lane, and everyone's kind of interested in the

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Speaker 1: fact that, you know, since he is an accused murderer,

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Speaker 1: having lovers Lane next door is quite convenient. It is

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Speaker 1: that a little too perfectly there. Maybe he did the

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Speaker 1: research before he actually moved into exactly straight. Yeah, congratulations

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Speaker 1: being a murderer having lovers lane next door's got to

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Speaker 1: be great. Oh god, stop and I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: kill kids in their car while they're making out. But adults, adults,

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Speaker 1: maybe adults especially, they're throwing stuff in my dumpster. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: let's get into it. It's time to Match the Stars

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Speaker 1: as we play the Saint Patrick's Day edition of Match Game.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, stars, do you have a marker

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Speaker 1: and some paper because you have to write down your enters.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we are recording this in the zoom

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Speaker 1: room so you can watch it later. If listening to

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Speaker 1: it isn't quite enough, you can What are you doing,

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01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to paper? All right? Thank you? All right,

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Speaker 1: let's go talk to a Kim, a nurse from Cleveland, Ohio.

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Speaker 1: We love that you're from Cleveland. We love that you're

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Speaker 1: a nurse. Kim. You got to have great things going

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Speaker 1: for you so far. You turn that music down. Hi Kim,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Hi. How are you? We're doing well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for being a nurse. You are right. You

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Speaker 1: are a hero. And thank you for putting your life

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Speaker 1: on the line every day to keep us safe and alive.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Oh thank you. All right, So do

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Speaker 1: you know how match game works with us? Yeah? Oh good,

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Speaker 1: So you're ready to go. You've heard our show before.

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Speaker 1: This isn't your first day. Oh yes, I listen to

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Speaker 1: you every morning. Well I love that. See someone does

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Speaker 1: listen to this crap. All right, we love that you're listening.

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Speaker 1: All right, don't give us the answer in the beginning.

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Speaker 1: I want you to take a moment, let the stars

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Speaker 1: write down their answers, and we'll go from there. Ready, yep?

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Speaker 1: Oh so, so because of the pandemic, precautious Patricia isn't

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Speaker 1: wearing her kiss me I'm Irish shirt on St. Patrick's Day. Instead,

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Speaker 1: she's wearing a blank me I'm Irish shirt. All right,

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01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:00,679
Speaker 1: think about it, right down your answers once you because

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Speaker 1: of the pandemic, Patricia doesn't want to wear a kiss

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Speaker 1: me on Irish shirt. She's wearing a blank me I'm

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Speaker 1: Irish shirt. And being in the healthcare industry, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you can come up with some very creative aw you

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Speaker 1: guys writing them down? Ye, Roggie's drawing a penis for

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Speaker 1: not for Patricia. No, all right, all right you guys ready, ye,

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go Kim being in the middle

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Speaker 1: of a pandemic. She's very precautious this Patricia. She's not

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Speaker 1: wearing her kiss me on Irish shirt. She's wearing a

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Speaker 1: blank me on Irisha shirt. What is it? I'm going

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Speaker 1: to say, blow me, blow me much safer you like,

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Speaker 1: I know, but that's not safe because you know, blowing

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01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: you have all the aerosols in the air. And okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'll tell you what we're looking for. Blow me.

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Speaker 1: Troubled times. Here we go. We'll start with you, um froggy. Instead,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm wearing her kissing me on Irish shirt.

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Speaker 1: It's a pandemic going on. Patricia's wearing her blank me

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Speaker 1: I'm Irish shirt. It says mask me I'm Irish. There

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01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:23,839
Speaker 1: you go. All right, not a match, but it's all right, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: Instead of wearing kissed me on an Irish shirt during

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Speaker 1: the pandemic, you would wear a blank me on Irish shirt?

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Speaker 1: What is it? I said? Swab me? There you go?

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Speaker 1: Very very appropriate. All right. We don't have a match yet. Buzzer,

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Speaker 1: which is the buzzers. People are pissed at the buzzard.

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Speaker 1: They think it's too aggressive, but you know what, Cam,

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Speaker 1: we're still looking for blow U Danielle. It's a pandemic

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Speaker 1: out there. You can't wear a kissing me I'm Irish

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Speaker 1: shirt on Saint Patrick's Day. So Patricia's wearing her blank

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Speaker 1: me I'm Irish shirt. Sanitize me, antize me. Uh finally scary, yeah,

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Speaker 1: scary and Saint Patrick's Day. You can't tell people to

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01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:10,679
Speaker 1: kiss you because you're Irish. Instead, you're wearing a shirt

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Speaker 1: that says, blite me, i'm Irish. Inject me. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: a needle's gonna say that there. All right, let's move on,

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Speaker 1: moving on, moving on. Nothing to see here. Patricia is

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01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,920
Speaker 1: not wearing her kiss me I'm Irish shirt on Saint

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Speaker 1: Patrick's Day. Uh. Instead, she's wearing a blite me I'm

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Speaker 1: Irish shirt, straight name. Yeah, stay the f away from

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Speaker 1: me I'm Irish. All right, No matches there, Uh, Kim,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Hold on a second. They know it's okay.

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01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 1: I have a blow you know, didn't work out that time.

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Speaker 1: All right, Let's go talk to Chris, a delivery specialist

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Speaker 1: in Florida. How you doing, Chris, how's it going guys? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. Good day for you because we had no

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01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 1: matches on Kim's around. So you know, as long as

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Speaker 1: you don't use the word blow here, you may do

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Speaker 1: pretty well. Uh yeah, scary. Well, where's Chris listening today?

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Speaker 1: He's isn't you? Aren't you in Gainesville area? Beautiful gators?

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Speaker 1: All right? Here we go. Um, let me find a

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Speaker 1: one just for you. Olkay, Chris, listen closely, don't answer immediately,

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01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 1: so the stars we'll have a chance to write down

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Speaker 1: their answers. Pothead Patty the worst leprechon for higher. Instead

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Speaker 1: of a pot of gold, he carries around a pot

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Speaker 1: of blank. All right, so pothead Patty not a good lepricon.

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Speaker 1: Instead of a pot of gold, Pothead Patty carries around

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Speaker 1: a pot of blank. This could be pretty easy for you, Chris,

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Speaker 1: this could be slim. You're gonna mess this up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you guys ready to go? Yeah? Yes, all right?

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Speaker 1: Uh here we go. Um, let's see Chris, Pothead Patty

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Speaker 1: the worst LEPrecon Ever, instead of a pot of gold,

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Speaker 1: he carries around a pot of what weed? Weed? Hey, oh,

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01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 1: something tells me you're gonna fly right through this. All right.

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Speaker 1: We'll start with you a lot of energy in the room, froggy.

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Speaker 1: Instead of a pot of gold, Pothead Patty carries around

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Speaker 1: a pot of yea, yeah, we got a match done, gandhi,

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Speaker 1: Pothead Patty. Check his pot it's not full of gold.

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Speaker 1: It's full of I said. He carries a poto pots

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Speaker 1: All right, you're you're you're cleaning up, Chris, Hey, Danielle

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Speaker 1: pothead Patty bad leprechon, bad LEPrecon. Instead of a pot

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01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 1: of gold, he carries around a pot of bombs. Sorry,

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01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:57,679
Speaker 1: not a match unless they're unless they're loaded. Uh, scary.

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01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:04,799
Speaker 1: What is pothead Patty carrying around in his poto brownies? Yes, okay,

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01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 1: that's that's a match. Hit the hit the THINGK. There

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Speaker 1: we go. So how many we have? We have four

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01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:11,559
Speaker 1: matches for three three? All right, yeah, you're doing really well. Hey, yes,

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01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: straight Nate. Yeah, podhead Patty not a good lip for con.

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01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 1: Instead of a pot of gold, he's carrying around a

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01:15:16,439 --> 01:15:23,200
Speaker 1: pot of pots. All right, good, go ahead of pressing.

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01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:29,599
Speaker 1: Thank you for not saying blow. Here's what you just won?

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01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:32,759
Speaker 1: What does he just wait? Oh, you just won five

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01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:38,280
Speaker 1: hundred dollars things to luctastic. Who I bet they have

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01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:39,920
Speaker 1: a same Patty's game on there right now. I'm going

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01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:44,320
Speaker 1: to go and look. You should right now. It is

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01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 1: five hundred dollar spending anyway you want right now on Luctastic.

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Speaker 1: You got to download the rep. You can enter the

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Speaker 1: crack the code. Contest went up to a million dollars.

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Speaker 1: The winner will be chosen April six, and it could

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Speaker 1: be you. If you're looking for a way to spend

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Speaker 1: some fun at home. Spend some fun time at home.

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Speaker 1: Download Futastic Real Ways to win real cash. It's always

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Speaker 1: a hundred percent free to play, and look for that

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Speaker 1: verified check on Instagram. Download Luctastic on Google Play or

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Speaker 1: the app store today. Chris one five hundred dollars from Luctastic.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Chris. Thank you guys. Hold on one second

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01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:18,360
Speaker 1: and there you go. That was nice. Good job, Prody,

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Speaker 1: that was good one. The worst pot makes me laugh

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01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: so hard. It's like only used by parents and police.

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01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:30,800
Speaker 1: I find the word blow sort of funny too. Thank

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01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 1: you for playing. Do you have something for Kim? She

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01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 1: had zero matches, but she didn't give us a fun answer.

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01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 1: I got scrub all right? Uh, do you want to

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01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,160
Speaker 1: hop into the do you want to do it? If

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01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 1: you guys watch read do we have time to hop

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01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 1: into the way back time machine. No, but that never

1408
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:51,800
Speaker 1: stopped us. All right, it's the old school time machine.

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01:16:51,840 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 1: Let's see what we have today time I think being

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01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day. We're going somewhere green. Oh oh yeah,

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01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:13,000
Speaker 1: you two? Is this vertigo? Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Let's

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01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:23,160
Speaker 1: go back. What you want to hear? Cranberries? I mean

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01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:26,840
Speaker 1: very Irish, very Irish. Anyway, happy Saint Patrick's Day. We

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01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:30,160
Speaker 1: gave you two way back time machine rides in a row.

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01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: That was nice. It's nice. Who's on the phone, is

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01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:38,760
Speaker 1: it Lorie? Yeah? Lorie? Is it Lorie Martini? This is

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01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:41,400
Speaker 1: Lorie Martini? How are you? Oh my god? I love

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01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 1: your last you know I love your last name. I'm

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01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:48,280
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay. So I saw you were at the

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01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,720
Speaker 1: Law and Order set yesterday, but I didn't see it

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01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: until after I was like done. I know, I know,

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01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:57,320
Speaker 1: it's crazy because everything was social distancing and everything, and

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01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,680
Speaker 1: you weren't in my team because obviously I couldn't be

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01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,520
Speaker 1: in the dead body scene because I'm in the squadroom.

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01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but you you You're on Law and Order

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01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:09,280
Speaker 1: a lot, aren't you. It's in season four. Every episode,

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01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,840
Speaker 1: whoa Wow, tell everyone what you do when you're on

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01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:16,080
Speaker 1: Law and Order in the squadroom. I am a clerical

1429
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: person in the squadroom. And there you go. They got

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Speaker 1: to have clerical people in Well, I'm so you have

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01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,760
Speaker 1: a lot of experience with the Law and Order people

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Speaker 1: at the studios, right, absolutely. Well, yesterday was my first

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Speaker 1: and probably my only trip up there, and they were

1434
01:18:31,439 --> 01:18:35,080
Speaker 1: all so cool. The makeup I forgot his name and

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01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 1: he was so tremendous. The makeup guy who who who

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01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:41,879
Speaker 1: made me look dead? Anyway, it was a great experience.

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01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,519
Speaker 1: What's that I've been dying to be a dead body

1438
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,200
Speaker 1: on any kind of show, and I haven't for nineteen years.

1439
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 1: I've been in the business. Sola, You've got my dream?

1440
01:18:51,479 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 1: You you lived my dream? Oh stop? So Laurie Bhola,

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Speaker 1: So you is this what you do a lot? I mean,

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01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,720
Speaker 1: do you do a lot of background work in some

1443
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 1: of the productions here in New York? Pretty much? Yeah.

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01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 1: And I'm also a songwriter. And I actually wrote about

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01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:10,519
Speaker 1: twenty songs with Ashley Pool from Dream Oh really yeah.

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01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 1: And actually one of the songs that I have with

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01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:15,960
Speaker 1: her was featured on Dance Moms and became like a

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01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:19,639
Speaker 1: huge hit, but like I'm still not on the radio.

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01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:21,519
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Well that of a song I'm

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01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:24,560
Speaker 1: perfect is like unbelievable. Well, okay, I'm gonna have to

1451
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,719
Speaker 1: go find these songs. But also, I know I noticed

1452
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,519
Speaker 1: on social media that your friends we have a lot

1453
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:30,519
Speaker 1: of mutual friends, like Cobby and some other people who

1454
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:33,320
Speaker 1: are working here. That's so cool. Well, look, yeah, I

1455
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 1: used to hang out with you guys, well with Scary

1456
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:38,160
Speaker 1: and stuff, my friend Trish and I and just to

1457
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:40,479
Speaker 1: hang out with scary Jeff Reagan, all of them, Brandon

1458
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:45,920
Speaker 1: Marucci's old school Yeah yeah, old school. Wow. Yeah, what's up, Gandhi?

1459
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:49,080
Speaker 1: I just how much does one get paid to be

1460
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,800
Speaker 1: a clerical worker in the background of law and order?

1461
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 1: Or how much did I get paid to play dead?

1462
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:56,519
Speaker 1: I don't even know, do you know? Yeah, well, obviously

1463
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:57,800
Speaker 1: I think you got paid a lot more than a

1464
01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,920
Speaker 1: normal dead person. But it's any eight dollars for eight

1465
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: hours for a regular background person, nine one seventy eight dollars.

1466
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:10,200
Speaker 1: I think that's what I got. No, no, no, I wasn't. No,

1467
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:15,720
Speaker 1: we didn't drive any any big contracts yesterday. I think

1468
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 1: you got to get extra money for makeup and all

1469
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:20,439
Speaker 1: that other stuff. I do. Maybe I do. I remember

1470
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:23,400
Speaker 1: seeing one hundred and seventy eight written somewhere. But whatever,

1471
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,800
Speaker 1: they tried to pay me when I was leaving. I'm like, no, no, no,

1472
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:29,120
Speaker 1: let me just let me buy you guys lunch. They're like, no,

1473
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:32,400
Speaker 1: you gotta take your money. It's the wall. But anyway,

1474
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:36,760
Speaker 1: I got to say, everyone who worked on the set

1475
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,560
Speaker 1: at Law and Order, they were all so cool and

1476
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:40,280
Speaker 1: so nice. I'm so happy for you that you get

1477
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:42,439
Speaker 1: to work there a lot. It's what a great place.

1478
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,320
Speaker 1: You know what my dream was to work with you guys.

1479
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,400
Speaker 1: I actually have my FCC license. You don't even need

1480
01:20:48,479 --> 01:20:51,720
Speaker 1: those anymore. What is this? I don't even know that

1481
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,080
Speaker 1: you don't need that? Okay. Wow. So back in the

1482
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 1: old days, when I started in radio, you also had

1483
01:20:56,479 --> 01:20:59,280
Speaker 1: to like write down transmitter readings and things like that,

1484
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:01,840
Speaker 1: and so you had to have you had to have

1485
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:06,880
Speaker 1: a Federal communications license. Really yeah, when I was much

1486
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,400
Speaker 1: on younger, you had to take a test for it

1487
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:10,439
Speaker 1: and then you just sent away for it. And now

1488
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,559
Speaker 1: computers do everything you don't. They don't. You don't need

1489
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:19,439
Speaker 1: that anymore. I'm sorry. That's how long ago I Internet. Wow. Wow, Well,

1490
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:21,960
Speaker 1: we love you, Laurie Martini. I want to send me

1491
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 1: a DM with all your information about your music. I

1492
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,519
Speaker 1: want to listen to it. Okay, okay, yeah, that would

1493
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:28,680
Speaker 1: be awesome. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. And

1494
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,240
Speaker 1: tell everyone at Law and Order how much fun we had.

1495
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 1: Next time you're up there, I promised me. A'll be

1496
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,439
Speaker 1: all right. We're hearing it right now, ladies and gentlemen,

1497
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:41,800
Speaker 1: Laurie Martini, all rights, Law and Order, all right, thank

1498
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 1: you so much. Yeah, there was one person who was

1499
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 1: not happy about me yesterday who Alex was so upset

1500
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:53,679
Speaker 1: my husband. I bet it's weird to see you like that. Yeah,

1501
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,479
Speaker 1: but then he started going on and on about other things.

1502
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:56,800
Speaker 1: I tell you, we'll talk to him in a minute.

1503
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 1: We've got lots to do. Lists take a break, or

1504
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:02,640
Speaker 1: do we do three things? Three things from Gandhi and

1505
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 1: then we'll take your break? All right, Gandhi, you're up.

1506
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:07,200
Speaker 1: What's going on? All right? In an act of domestic

1507
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:11,760
Speaker 1: sound is being bumped by Irish music, So okay, thank you, ok,

1508
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:15,040
Speaker 1: here we go, all right, we'll start over. In an

1509
01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:17,320
Speaker 1: act of domestic terrorism and what may also be a

1510
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:20,639
Speaker 1: hate crime, a series of shootings at Atlanta area massage

1511
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:23,759
Speaker 1: parlors left eight people dead. Six of those people were Asian.

1512
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,280
Speaker 1: Police have arrested the twenty one year old they believe

1513
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:29,679
Speaker 1: is responsible for the three separate shootings, and official motive

1514
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:31,880
Speaker 1: is not revealed yet, but police say the fact that

1515
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 1: Asian businesses were targeted suggests that race may have been

1516
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 1: a factor. The Cherokee County Sheriffs that investigators linked that

1517
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:41,240
Speaker 1: suspect to the shootings through images and vehicle descriptions from

1518
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 1: the scenes. More severe weather is hitting parts of the country.

1519
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:48,559
Speaker 1: A severe weather outbreak is predicted today from southern Missouri

1520
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:52,960
Speaker 1: to the Florida Panhandle and from Louisiana at Tennessee. Forecasters

1521
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,640
Speaker 1: warned that there's a threat of numerous tornadoes throughout the

1522
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 1: region with the highest risks and parts of Alabama, Tennessee,

1523
01:22:59,439 --> 01:23:02,720
Speaker 1: mississipp in Arkansas. The storms could also bring danger of

1524
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 1: large hail. The severe threat could linger into Thursday as

1525
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:09,320
Speaker 1: the weather system moves east towards Georgia and the Carolinas.

1526
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:13,320
Speaker 1: And finally, a new study says vast amounts of water

1527
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:17,040
Speaker 1: could be trapped underground on Mars. The study says that

1528
01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:19,599
Speaker 1: large amounts of ancient Martian water might have been buried

1529
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:23,200
Speaker 1: beneath the surface instead of escaping into space. Researchers at

1530
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:26,160
Speaker 1: the California Institute of Technology studied data from meteorites and

1531
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:28,599
Speaker 1: Mars rovers and found that a broad range of Martian

1532
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: water could have vanished from the surface by hydrating the

1533
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:34,040
Speaker 1: crust of the planet. And we know what that means, right,

1534
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:36,760
Speaker 1: This is why people are so excited. Water means life.

1535
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 1: And those are your three things. What did they do?

1536
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:41,160
Speaker 1: Our friends from Poland Springs should get up there and

1537
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:46,160
Speaker 1: so yeah, bottling Martian spring water, Marsian springs, that is genius.

1538
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:49,280
Speaker 1: I hope they're listening. You look so refreshed. I just

1539
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:53,240
Speaker 1: had a glass of Martian springs. Beep beep, blue beep

1540
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:56,280
Speaker 1: beep bloop. I don't know, is how they talk on

1541
01:23:56,360 --> 01:24:01,439
Speaker 1: Mars beet meat blup. Yes, I'm sure that's it, all right,

1542
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,719
Speaker 1: screw me, gotta take a break. We're back after this St.

1543
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:10,559
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day from Elvis Durand in the Morning Showy Saint

1544
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:14,680
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So

1545
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:17,160
Speaker 1: you guys keep asking questions about this law and order

1546
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:21,920
Speaker 1: thing I did yesterday. Yeah, um, okay, what do you

1547
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:25,200
Speaker 1: want to know? Okay, I'll go give his answers. The

1548
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:28,160
Speaker 1: mortician's table, the slab that I was on was a

1549
01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:33,880
Speaker 1: real mortician's table. Scary question was, Well, on that metal

1550
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:36,680
Speaker 1: mortician's table, I see all these little holes in the

1551
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:40,720
Speaker 1: bottom of it. Yes, is that where they Is that

1552
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,479
Speaker 1: how the blood gets drained and they're operating or any

1553
01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:48,000
Speaker 1: or any fluids that come out, Yes, into the holes. Yeah,

1554
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:51,160
Speaker 1: so what they were. But now that you're confirming it

1555
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 1: really kids me out. And then you'll see they were.

1556
01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:55,000
Speaker 1: They worked for about an hour and a half to

1557
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 1: do these suitures on both sides of my my chest.

1558
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:01,280
Speaker 1: That was it looks like I was I'd already been

1559
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:05,760
Speaker 1: through autopsy, right, and the makeup they spattered all these

1560
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:08,840
Speaker 1: these grays and blues and reds all over me to

1561
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:11,639
Speaker 1: make it look like I was dead. I'm a going

1562
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:14,519
Speaker 1: back really severely somewhere. Yeah, someone's acting. I got to

1563
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:18,519
Speaker 1: turn that off. And um, anyway, it was interesting and

1564
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:22,760
Speaker 1: my head was on a styrofoam thing, which I think

1565
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:26,400
Speaker 1: is what they usually use in a real autopsy. And

1566
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:31,920
Speaker 1: that was the most uncomfortable partis Um, they put these

1567
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:36,120
Speaker 1: those those uh, those warming pads that you can you

1568
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,200
Speaker 1: hit them and they get warm. They put those under

1569
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,519
Speaker 1: a towel under me because I'm on metal it's a

1570
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:44,160
Speaker 1: steel table. Yeah, that's good. They tried to make you

1571
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:47,000
Speaker 1: comfortable exactly. So don't ask me how I died, because

1572
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,639
Speaker 1: that's just part of the storyline. You have to watch

1573
01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:50,320
Speaker 1: the episode, and as soon as we find out when

1574
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:52,160
Speaker 1: the episode is going to play, I'll let you know.

1575
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,679
Speaker 1: It definitely was ripped out of the headlines. Yes, CONDI,

1576
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:57,320
Speaker 1: what's up? Did they give you a script to read

1577
01:25:57,439 --> 01:26:00,439
Speaker 1: beforehand so you knew what all was happening or just like, no,

1578
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:02,840
Speaker 1: we keep his Oh cool. Yeah, they told me how

1579
01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:05,840
Speaker 1: I died and why and why I died, and so

1580
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,600
Speaker 1: I saw the script of them in the room with me,

1581
01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:10,000
Speaker 1: and then that's all I can say. Okay, But there

1582
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,880
Speaker 1: was someone who was very upset at this, and it

1583
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:17,040
Speaker 1: was alex Is. Alex on the phoney, Hey Alex, good morning,

1584
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:22,160
Speaker 1: good morning. How are you. I'm doing well? Yeah? Um,

1585
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:25,839
Speaker 1: so when you saw the picture of me, your husband

1586
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:29,960
Speaker 1: dead on an autopsy table, you said, it kind of

1587
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:33,479
Speaker 1: hit you in a very weird way. How's that? I

1588
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:36,880
Speaker 1: got very freaked out, you know, just looking at the picture,

1589
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,960
Speaker 1: you know, like the hands of my arms stood up,

1590
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:42,400
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, you know, I may have to

1591
01:26:42,479 --> 01:26:47,000
Speaker 1: see this one day. And it was just disturbing. There

1592
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,320
Speaker 1: you go. And but then he's like, we'll wait. He

1593
01:26:51,439 --> 01:26:54,200
Speaker 1: asked me this question. Are you somewhat influential in the

1594
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:59,560
Speaker 1: music business? I said no, why he said, well, the

1595
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:02,320
Speaker 1: Grand Emmys. Tell her what you remember? What you said?

1596
01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:06,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when when we were watching the Grammys the

1597
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:09,680
Speaker 1: other night, um, they had the list of people that

1598
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,840
Speaker 1: passed in the past year, and I looked at Elvis.

1599
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:16,879
Speaker 1: I said, maybe one day I'll be watching the Grammys

1600
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:26,800
Speaker 1: and seeing your name up there. Oh my goodness. I

1601
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:29,320
Speaker 1: don't think I'm I don't think I rank in the

1602
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:33,439
Speaker 1: music business too just to deserve a place on the Goodbye.

1603
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:39,360
Speaker 1: It's been a good years segment of the Grammys. But anyway,

1604
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,519
Speaker 1: but so, um, so, you were a little freaked out

1605
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:43,599
Speaker 1: seeing me dead on you know, it's just makeup, right.

1606
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:47,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't really dead, I know, but you know, at

1607
01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:50,320
Speaker 1: first your mind thoughts playing tricks on you, and I'm like,

1608
01:27:50,439 --> 01:27:54,160
Speaker 1: oh my god. You know, the coloration of skin and stuff,

1609
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:59,600
Speaker 1: and it really got to me and it was like, wow, well,

1610
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I mean, okay, let me ask you this. Now,

1611
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,720
Speaker 1: what if I had I had played another scene and

1612
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:08,680
Speaker 1: I played like a really like wealthy old gay man

1613
01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:12,640
Speaker 1: and I'm making out with another like gay guy that

1614
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 1: I picked up on a street corner, And then I

1615
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:20,040
Speaker 1: would have been very mad at you, and then we

1616
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:22,680
Speaker 1: went home together and he murdered me. Now would you

1617
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:26,920
Speaker 1: be more upset at me kissing another actor or being

1618
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:31,920
Speaker 1: killed by another actor kissing another actor? Oh? Would you

1619
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:37,120
Speaker 1: rather be dead? Would you really be upset if you

1620
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:38,960
Speaker 1: say he called you from the set and he goes, hey,

1621
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:41,639
Speaker 1: they changed my my scene a little bit. They want

1622
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:44,960
Speaker 1: me to make out with somebody before I die. What

1623
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:47,479
Speaker 1: would you be up? Would you say, Okay, it's just acting.

1624
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:52,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, I gotta be there to

1625
01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:59,559
Speaker 1: watch it. Oh? Hell? But what what if they said

1626
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:01,280
Speaker 1: someone's to come in to make out with me after

1627
01:29:01,439 --> 01:29:04,840
Speaker 1: I died? How would you feel about that? That's fine,

1628
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,599
Speaker 1: because it's the same thing with me. You just lay

1629
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:15,720
Speaker 1: there when I make out with you. Everything, tell us

1630
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:18,439
Speaker 1: every law and order. We will call for law order.

1631
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:23,439
Speaker 1: All right, Alex, I'm very much alive. You guys, look

1632
01:29:23,439 --> 01:29:26,000
Speaker 1: at me. Am I very much alive. Yes, I love

1633
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:28,519
Speaker 1: how Alex is convinced he's got your going first Elvis.

1634
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure the odds are I am all right? Well, listen,

1635
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:38,160
Speaker 1: I love you. I'm very much alive. And uh, it's

1636
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:41,920
Speaker 1: all good. It's all good. It was all makeup. I know,

1637
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:44,240
Speaker 1: I know, it's all make belief. All right. I love you,

1638
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:50,800
Speaker 1: love you, have a great day, Thank you. Bye. So cute. Yeah.

1639
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,479
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Okay, So, anyone who's in a relationship,

1640
01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:56,000
Speaker 1: which is basically all of us, how would you like

1641
01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:59,880
Speaker 1: it if your significant other said, well, I'm an ex

1642
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,680
Speaker 1: throw in Law and Order and I have to like

1643
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:04,400
Speaker 1: do a severe makeout with this guy in a club

1644
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:07,000
Speaker 1: on the dance floor. Yeah, he's gonna take me into

1645
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:09,240
Speaker 1: the bathroom and we're gonna go into a stall together.

1646
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:12,479
Speaker 1: I always wonder about that. I know, seople deal with it.

1647
01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:16,080
Speaker 1: It's just acting. Yeah. I had to do it in

1648
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 1: a play once, um, make out with this guy, and

1649
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:22,880
Speaker 1: my boyfriend stood on the side of the stage to

1650
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:29,320
Speaker 1: make sure I wasn't taking it too far. Really yeah,

1651
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:32,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, No, Gandhi, how would you like it

1652
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:35,560
Speaker 1: if Brandon I had to go do a scene on

1653
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:39,080
Speaker 1: Law and Order? Svuh and he was heavy. He had

1654
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:41,120
Speaker 1: to do like a heavy makeout scene right before he

1655
01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:44,120
Speaker 1: got murdered. I'm not gonna lie. It would all be

1656
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:46,680
Speaker 1: very dependent on how much money he was getting for it.

1657
01:30:47,320 --> 01:30:50,000
Speaker 1: I can be bought, and if it was worth it,

1658
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:52,240
Speaker 1: I would go for it, sure, no problem. And it wasn't,

1659
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:55,360
Speaker 1: then I would cause a scene and there you go.

1660
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,680
Speaker 1: Where's Brody. Brodie's on the line. We have to do

1661
01:30:57,720 --> 01:30:59,639
Speaker 1: a sound here. We've got lots to do. Hey Brodie,

1662
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:04,160
Speaker 1: Hey Alice, Hey, thanks a lot for the the match game.

1663
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:05,600
Speaker 1: It was great. We had a good time with that.

1664
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:08,280
Speaker 1: Oh but I'm glad you guys had fun, a lot

1665
01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:09,880
Speaker 1: of good answers. I know that you're a big Law

1666
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:13,120
Speaker 1: and Order fan. Did you have a question or anything? Yeah?

1667
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:15,639
Speaker 1: So you posted a picture of you on the table

1668
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:18,600
Speaker 1: dead and Iced Tea and Marishka were smiling at the

1669
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:22,400
Speaker 1: camera like it was a bit right. Most people, if

1670
01:31:22,439 --> 01:31:24,960
Speaker 1: they were extras, aren't going to get the celebrities to

1671
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:27,840
Speaker 1: take pictures with them. So did they know who you are? Yeah?

1672
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:29,720
Speaker 1: How did you work that out? No? Absolutely they did?

1673
01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:33,479
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool? Oh no, absolutely? Um yeah, did you

1674
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:37,000
Speaker 1: ask them while you were dad? Did you are like,

1675
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:39,439
Speaker 1: were you playing dead when you asked them? That was

1676
01:31:39,479 --> 01:31:41,120
Speaker 1: when you asked them and then laid down again. That

1677
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:43,400
Speaker 1: was Mariska's idea. She said, let's do this, and then

1678
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:45,680
Speaker 1: she took my phone and she took a ton of

1679
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:47,720
Speaker 1: selfies while while my eyes were closed and I was

1680
01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:52,439
Speaker 1: pretending to be dead. They were both great, they were both.

1681
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:55,280
Speaker 1: It's nice. So there you go. All right, Brodie, thanks

1682
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:57,640
Speaker 1: for checking in. Very cool. All right, you got We

1683
01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,840
Speaker 1: need to take a break. We have sound on the

1684
01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:03,439
Speaker 1: Garrett's got some great sound for us. Uh and god

1685
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:05,320
Speaker 1: knows what else is gonna happen. We'll be back after

1686
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:16,760
Speaker 1: this Showy Show, Morning Show. Happy Saint Patrick's Day from

1687
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:21,280
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Showy, Everybody, It's Nate. Finally

1688
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:24,080
Speaker 1: a streaming service with the stuff we really watch every day.

1689
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:27,320
Speaker 1: Discovery Plus is here your favorite shows and personalities from

1690
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:31,400
Speaker 1: brands like HGTV, Food Network, and TLC, plus exclusive originals

1691
01:32:31,479 --> 01:32:34,120
Speaker 1: with new content added weekly. Stream what you love on

1692
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:40,400
Speaker 1: Discovery Plus. Happy Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran in

1693
01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:43,000
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Hey, So is anyone actually gonna go

1694
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:44,920
Speaker 1: ahead and celebrate Saint Patrick's Day? I mean, how does

1695
01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:47,760
Speaker 1: one do that. I was thinking about it there. All right.

1696
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,880
Speaker 1: Oh so, Nadaniel, how are you gonna tell I'm one

1697
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:52,280
Speaker 1: of my girlfriends who her family is Irish. She's just

1698
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:55,240
Speaker 1: having us over to like kind of just have a

1699
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:57,680
Speaker 1: little bit of a you know, some corn beef and

1700
01:32:58,160 --> 01:33:01,679
Speaker 1: cabbage and some soda bread. Yeah, I'm and some other stuff,

1701
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:03,720
Speaker 1: so that we're gonna go do that today, all right? Yeah?

1702
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:06,920
Speaker 1: And uh, Gandhi's celebrating with your Indian family. Surely you

1703
01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:10,679
Speaker 1: guys are celebrating Saint Patrick's Day sorely. Yeah, I think

1704
01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:15,080
Speaker 1: the luck of the exactly. We will probably just walk

1705
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:19,200
Speaker 1: around outside. I don't really know, not a big Saint

1706
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:22,240
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day person, but I like watching everyone else celebrate.

1707
01:33:22,320 --> 01:33:25,360
Speaker 1: So good for everybody. I know. Scary you're gonna do something? Well,

1708
01:33:25,479 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 1: you know. New York City is one of the epicenters

1709
01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:30,439
Speaker 1: of Saint Patrick's Day. Now, although they're not having the

1710
01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:33,479
Speaker 1: parade today, they are running footage on social media from

1711
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:35,920
Speaker 1: old parades, so we're gonna stay home and watch footage.

1712
01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:39,000
Speaker 1: I was sharing about some of the news stations coming in,

1713
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:42,160
Speaker 1: like the guy who owns the molly Wee. These are

1714
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:45,920
Speaker 1: famous Irish places, Connolly's they're all ready for business. You

1715
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:49,400
Speaker 1: could sit down, you could have some lunch, cornby cabbages,

1716
01:33:49,479 --> 01:33:52,040
Speaker 1: Danielle was saying, and have a pint. Let's do it.

1717
01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:55,080
Speaker 1: I mean we're here all right. No, I'm going home.

1718
01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home and watch footage. You know. I

1719
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:03,920
Speaker 1: don't know, I feel like it should participate somehow. Maybe

1720
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:06,240
Speaker 1: I'll go get some corned beef and make a sandwich.

1721
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:08,880
Speaker 1: You know. It's I don't know. Maybe next year it'll

1722
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:12,479
Speaker 1: be more open. What about you, Froggy, I'm going to

1723
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:16,720
Speaker 1: Colehanes Irish pubs. You're gonna be at the beach, right, Yeah.

1724
01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:19,080
Speaker 1: They're doing an outdoor kind of setup session and we

1725
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:22,240
Speaker 1: did some giveaways here on the radio station locally in Jacksonville.

1726
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:25,160
Speaker 1: So I'm going to have lunch with listeners outdoors and

1727
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:28,360
Speaker 1: see each other and enjoy Saint Patrick's day on the

1728
01:34:28,439 --> 01:34:31,360
Speaker 1: beach accellently. See that sounds like a good day. Yeah. Uh,

1729
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:38,519
Speaker 1: you know who's Irish? Who? Garrett? Yeah? Yeah, twenty three?

1730
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:41,200
Speaker 1: And me tells me I'm ninety seven percent Irish and

1731
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,040
Speaker 1: we bit three percent Germans. There you go, we bit

1732
01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:45,519
Speaker 1: a lot of Irish, I know, but you know, growing

1733
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:49,040
Speaker 1: up Irish Irish on Staten Island. I mean, oh yeah,

1734
01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:52,639
Speaker 1: you understand it. The minority. There's a lot of Irish

1735
01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:56,200
Speaker 1: people on Steateton Island, right, more Italians than Yeah, there's

1736
01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:59,840
Speaker 1: there's a few Italians there, but Elvis. On the way home,

1737
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:03,240
Speaker 1: I'll make it to go bag of corned beef and

1738
01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:05,200
Speaker 1: cabbage and you can pick it up and take it

1739
01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:07,000
Speaker 1: home with you and there you go. It's it's it's

1740
01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:08,560
Speaker 1: in the crock pot as we speak. I'll eat it

1741
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:10,120
Speaker 1: in the car the way home. I'll box all the

1742
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:12,519
Speaker 1: way home. So bad? All right? What sound do you

1743
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:16,400
Speaker 1: have today? All right? Uh? Talk about transition right here.

1744
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:20,080
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams was going viral yesterday because she both farted

1745
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:24,479
Speaker 1: and burped at the same time. Don't play this. She's like,

1746
01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:27,479
Speaker 1: she's my Wendy. I'm so embarrassed. Okay, let's hear it

1747
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:29,840
Speaker 1: once human Okay, here, it's a matter of time. She's

1748
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:35,240
Speaker 1: not lonely. It was like a one two punch. Ye

1749
01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:40,080
Speaker 1: couldn't edited that out? Like live? Can we call her

1750
01:35:40,400 --> 01:35:47,240
Speaker 1: Windy Williams? Now, that's not nice, you know, Wendy. I'm

1751
01:35:47,240 --> 01:35:49,040
Speaker 1: sure she rolled right along and it didn't even make

1752
01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:50,960
Speaker 1: a big deal. Yeah, well, yeah, she apologized and she

1753
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:52,560
Speaker 1: moved on. She didn't try to hide it or like,

1754
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:55,240
Speaker 1: remember some sportscasters that try to like cough and when

1755
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:56,760
Speaker 1: when they do that, and they were like, I didn't

1756
01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:58,600
Speaker 1: do anything like cough. Yeah, but there's no way to

1757
01:35:58,680 --> 01:36:01,479
Speaker 1: hide that. Yeah. No, all right, So we found something

1758
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:05,080
Speaker 1: new to stream eventually, and everybody's you know, what can

1759
01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:08,920
Speaker 1: we watch? There's a documentary coming out on Hulu about Sasquatch.

1760
01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:12,000
Speaker 1: I've been a journalist for about twenty five years, embedding

1761
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:14,920
Speaker 1: with street gangs, going undercovers in you know, Nazi skin him.

1762
01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:17,320
Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you the craziest story I've

1763
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:20,759
Speaker 1: ever heard. I was working on a cannabis farm upone

1764
01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:23,320
Speaker 1: in California. I remember a guy telling me about three

1765
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:26,240
Speaker 1: bodies torn to pieces. He said, a big foot killed

1766
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:30,120
Speaker 1: those guys. Got a big foot murdered three guys on

1767
01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:34,160
Speaker 1: a dope farm. Oh yeah, right. I just thought it

1768
01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:37,839
Speaker 1: was just like a mythical character. But apparently there You remember,

1769
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:44,720
Speaker 1: don't you remember when scary dated squats? No, no, we

1770
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:47,479
Speaker 1: called her Sasquatch because she had big, hairy, big hairy feet.

1771
01:36:49,320 --> 01:36:53,000
Speaker 1: Back to you, all right, So this musician something pretty

1772
01:36:53,000 --> 01:37:01,200
Speaker 1: cool on his YouTube channel, a big hairy feet, Big Harry.

1773
01:37:02,280 --> 01:37:05,439
Speaker 1: All right. This musician on his YouTube channel takes random

1774
01:37:05,479 --> 01:37:07,720
Speaker 1: items that he finds and turns them into instruments. So

1775
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:11,519
Speaker 1: this he took security geats from concerts. Remember the metal

1776
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:13,960
Speaker 1: security gates that we would see a concerts, the things

1777
01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:16,280
Speaker 1: that you know would hold us back from rushing in

1778
01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:28,120
Speaker 1: the stage. Well, he turned it into a flute. It

1779
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:29,760
Speaker 1: would have to be pretty clean for me to put

1780
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:33,400
Speaker 1: my mouth on one of those gates. Yeah, I hope

1781
01:37:33,439 --> 01:37:39,720
Speaker 1: they sanitize that. And then finally too so in the

1782
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:42,599
Speaker 1: way Back Time Machine, we played a little YouTube vertigo

1783
01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:45,680
Speaker 1: and it with it. Today, being Saint Patrick's Day, I

1784
01:37:45,720 --> 01:37:49,360
Speaker 1: decided to find some isolated vocals of one bano singing

1785
01:37:49,520 --> 01:37:53,120
Speaker 1: every breaking wave This is awesome. Turn it up and

1786
01:37:53,320 --> 01:38:02,800
Speaker 1: listen to this. If you go you way in a coma?

1787
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:12,200
Speaker 1: Are we sad? Are we so helpless against the tie?

1788
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:19,479
Speaker 1: Maybe ever talk the street knows that we're in love

1789
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:24,840
Speaker 1: with two feet? Are we ready to be sweat of

1790
01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:33,120
Speaker 1: a felt? And stop Chasey. That's awesome, Every breaking way

1791
01:38:33,520 --> 01:38:36,000
Speaker 1: that sounds great. Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Thank you Bonno.

1792
01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:40,519
Speaker 1: That was good and Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Garrett, we

1793
01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:44,240
Speaker 1: love you. You're gonna, You're gonna You're a great Irish American.

1794
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:46,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back after this

1795
01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:59,800
Speaker 1: this morning Morning show. Happy Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis

1796
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:03,920
Speaker 1: ran in the Morning Show. Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran

1797
01:39:04,040 --> 01:39:06,680
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. So is it true, Nate, I

1798
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:10,000
Speaker 1: need you? Is it true that Saint Patrick drove all

1799
01:39:10,080 --> 01:39:13,000
Speaker 1: the snakes out of Ireland? Or is it just some myth?

1800
01:39:14,439 --> 01:39:20,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could walk slower, Grandma's taking

1801
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:23,080
Speaker 1: some time to get around the big desk. What's the matter. Okay,

1802
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:25,040
Speaker 1: So Saint Patrick, he's the one that drove all the

1803
01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:27,880
Speaker 1: snakes out of Ireland. Right While according to legend Gas,

1804
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:32,640
Speaker 1: according to National Geographic it's true that there are no

1805
01:39:32,760 --> 01:39:37,960
Speaker 1: snakes in Ireland, but they're actually never were. They're saying

1806
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:40,920
Speaker 1: that the waters surrounding the Emerald Aisle made it too

1807
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:44,360
Speaker 1: cold for snakes to arrive from Britain. I guess so

1808
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:48,400
Speaker 1: Britain's all they got all the snakes over there. It's

1809
01:39:48,439 --> 01:39:50,880
Speaker 1: believed that when literature mentioned Saint Patrick getting rid of

1810
01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:52,880
Speaker 1: all the snakes in Ireland, it's probably more of a

1811
01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:56,960
Speaker 1: metaphor ridding the country of its old evil pagan ways.

1812
01:39:57,560 --> 01:40:00,479
Speaker 1: Oh all right, so could we make you like a

1813
01:40:00,560 --> 01:40:03,000
Speaker 1: Saint Elvis for ridding the US of all its hippos

1814
01:40:03,160 --> 01:40:07,000
Speaker 1: since they were never here, you kept it that way. Okay,

1815
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:11,200
Speaker 1: I'll take on that role with pride. Saint Elvis Day,

1816
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:14,120
Speaker 1: Saint Elvis Day, I don't know Saint Patrick's day. Why

1817
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:16,600
Speaker 1: are we celebrating? Why are what are we doing? It

1818
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:20,040
Speaker 1: happens every year like clockwork, But why why do we celebrating?

1819
01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:22,960
Speaker 1: For Americans? It's an excuse to drink? Okay, that's it.

1820
01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:26,439
Speaker 1: I mean, if you really want to just break it down.

1821
01:40:27,760 --> 01:40:31,160
Speaker 1: In Chicago, they you know, they die the river green yep?

1822
01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:34,400
Speaker 1: Oh really every year? Oh yeah, every year. They were

1823
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:37,559
Speaker 1: showing some footage on TV the other day. So today

1824
01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:40,760
Speaker 1: for me, just what about a green bagel? No, I

1825
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:43,160
Speaker 1: don't you eat green bangers. I'll do a little cabbage

1826
01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:46,040
Speaker 1: corn beef. That's all I'm doing today to celebrate we

1827
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:49,160
Speaker 1: figured this out. Um Scary wants us to meet up

1828
01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:54,400
Speaker 1: at the Mean Fiddler Classic Irish Haunt in Times Square.

1829
01:40:54,640 --> 01:40:57,000
Speaker 1: It places tremendous and let me tell you, you want

1830
01:40:57,000 --> 01:41:00,080
Speaker 1: to get sloppy, you tie one on at the mean. No,

1831
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:03,960
Speaker 1: I don't feel safe getting sloppy today. No more sloppy,

1832
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:07,519
Speaker 1: No more sloppy than I already. You can't sit at

1833
01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:10,479
Speaker 1: the bar, but you can sit at a table at

1834
01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:13,040
Speaker 1: the bar. It's crazy. I know. The thing is, it's scary.

1835
01:41:13,080 --> 01:41:14,640
Speaker 1: I know when you get sloppy you like to do

1836
01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:17,080
Speaker 1: You would like to grab onto people and hug them

1837
01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:20,040
Speaker 1: and breathe all over and then you do that crotch

1838
01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:23,320
Speaker 1: thing you do. You do, yeah, hugs Pelvis first tried

1839
01:41:23,320 --> 01:41:25,080
Speaker 1: to drive you tried to drive all the snake out

1840
01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:29,280
Speaker 1: of your pants. I haven't done that every year. May

1841
01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:31,640
Speaker 1: guess what we're having as our dessert? To know if

1842
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:33,519
Speaker 1: you're having Krispy cream donuts. I don't even want to

1843
01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:39,080
Speaker 1: get Saint Patrick's. They're green, so excited they're green. They're green,

1844
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:42,439
Speaker 1: all right. So there's that. So I hope you find

1845
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:47,200
Speaker 1: a small little way to celebrate our Irish friends, and

1846
01:41:48,439 --> 01:41:51,200
Speaker 1: on one of them. I'm mostly Scottish. We don't have

1847
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:54,479
Speaker 1: any good holidays for Scotland, do we. What would you eat, haggerts?

1848
01:41:55,000 --> 01:42:00,280
Speaker 1: I guess a Scotch egg. I love Scotch egg. Don't

1849
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:02,760
Speaker 1: get me started. I can I made some of the

1850
01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:05,160
Speaker 1: other day. Is anyone impressed by the fact that I

1851
01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:06,960
Speaker 1: made Scotch eggs the other day? I don't even know

1852
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:11,679
Speaker 1: what scotch. Yeah. You boil an egg, right, hard boiled

1853
01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:14,320
Speaker 1: egg and where it's not too hard boiled, and then

1854
01:42:14,479 --> 01:42:18,559
Speaker 1: you pack it with sausage and then you you roll

1855
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:21,560
Speaker 1: it in some some flour and then you fry it.

1856
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:24,439
Speaker 1: Oh oh, it's very interesting looking. It almost looks like

1857
01:42:24,479 --> 01:42:27,080
Speaker 1: a kiwi, but an egg it is. It's it's an

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Speaker 1: old Scottish hub. It's bar food. It's fabulous. Is it

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Speaker 1: not scary scary scary. It's good, you know, like eggs,

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Speaker 1: and I love it. I love Scotch eggs. But again

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Speaker 1: the heart to find and they're very high in calories.

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Speaker 1: have a special guest coming up anytime soon? Yeah? Kind

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Speaker 1: of you're being very vague. Well, I tried to explain

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Speaker 1: remember who it is and what it is. Well, you're

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Speaker 1: talking to him, but we're not talking exactly what. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Well, I can't we talk to him. That's

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Speaker 1: a good question. This is what this person? This is

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Speaker 1: one of these crazy I heard things where I'm going

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Speaker 1: to talk to this person. Yeah, and then and then

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Speaker 1: we play some of it back on our shows exactly.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly how it's God, are they afraid the rest

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Speaker 1: going to interview this person unless this person could come

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Speaker 1: Tell him it's a demand. All right, thanks? Can we

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Speaker 1: do have our friend Anthony Ramos is going to be

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Speaker 1: from the in the Heights of the movie Yesterday. Looks

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Speaker 1: so good. I cannot wait to see it. I'm so

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Speaker 1: happy for him. Do we have that song? What's that

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Speaker 1: song that we played up? I love it? I love

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Speaker 1: it so much. I can't remember the name of it.

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Speaker 1: Is it stop? No? Um no? The one before that?

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Speaker 1: Mind over Matter? Yeah? Yeah, eighteen? Time to play that.

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Speaker 1: Don't we have time to play that? We do? Do

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Speaker 1: play it right now? All right? Oh? Yes, mind Over

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Speaker 1: Matter Love a Scar Anthony Ramos is new movie in

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