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Speaker 1: your aunt, she's technically your cousin. Would call her aunt

423
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 1: Alice anyways, because she's so much older than everybody else. Yes,

424
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: because it would feel odd for her to be she's

425
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 1: not one of the cousins. She certainly doesn't sit at

426
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 1: the kid's table. No, no, no, no, no, childless has

427
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: been less but related and around. I've told you though

428
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 1: that like literally when I was younger. I didn't know

429
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 1: this until I started watching Real Housewives in New Jersey.

430
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: But Melissa Gorga is peak hot cousin energy. Like when

431
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: you're a little gay boy on Long Island, you want

432
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: to be Melissa Gorga more than anything else, at least

433
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 1: in the past two seasons when she's got like her

434
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 1: like sorr. But I mean she would admit to this,

435
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: like she's got her work like all the way done

436
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:07,120
Speaker 1: and together and settled in and she's like dressing better

437
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 1: than ever. She is peak cousin energy Gorgah. I mean,

438
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: I don't see that. That's not my in the Midwest,

439
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 1: it's not our culture to look like that. It's just

440
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 1: not um yeah, I'm like, we're much more of a

441
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 1: sweatpants tucked into an ug's like very platinum blonde, right,

442
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: that's sort of sort of like a younger Sutton Strack,

443
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 1: maybe even like Brandy Glanville. Oh tough, yeah, um well,

444
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: but okay, So so Erica Jane. She is guilty as

445
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: per She is absolutely guilty. She knew something. She absolutely

446
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: knew something. I hate and Andy is protecting her. Andy

447
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 1: is protecting her in a way on this show that

448
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 1: I you know, he's my king, you know, he's my king.

449
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: Let's tell me, let me sell you something. He's my

450
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 1: king too. And it's going to be a race. Your

451
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: way ahead of me right now, but it's gonna be

452
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: a race. Okay, we'll see we'll see you. No, you

453
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 1: know I love to share boys with you. Yeah, that

454
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: is fully true. U Um but anyway, hey king, if

455
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: you're listening, Um, but wait, wait, wait, does the documentary

456
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: alleged that Andy is protecting her or did you Jill

457
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: Kim Booster he alleged that he's protecting her. You watch

458
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 1: the documentary and then you watch the show and you're like,

459
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 1: this show is protecting Erica Jane, Like they're giving her

460
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: this narrative and who knows, who knows what turn it's?

461
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: Who knows what turns it will take by the end.

462
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: You know, I do think ourselves smells a rat. I

463
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: do think that she is onto her a little bit,

464
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: But um, I don't know that we're gonna get a

465
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: ton of Eric Jane is guilty on the show itself. Well,

466
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: Erica Jane does not like her at it. Did you

467
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: hear about this? No Erica? And you know who's by

468
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: the way, you know who's been curiously silent on the

469
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: Erica Jane of it all? Is big? Is big? Erica

470
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: Jane stand Megan McCain curiously silent now that it seems

471
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: Erica Jane maybe go into the big house as they

472
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 1: call it, Megan, she didn't want to comment time. She

473
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: was like, I know this is going to become a

474
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: top story and I have to leave now before it

475
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: becomes um ubiquitous in the culture. Um no, no, no.

476
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: But basically my thing is like, if Erica Jane is

477
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: guilty and she doesn't like her edit because I guess

478
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: they show her sort of flaunting her wealth in the

479
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: early episodes like and and I think she's unhappy about

480
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: it all, then does she continue on the show. And

481
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 1: if she doesn't continue on the show, what happens? Does

482
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: she go to jail? Is it like that bad? Or

483
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: is it like, you know, non felonious, like attached to

484
00:26:55,080 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: your like insanely you know, fell in husband. I don't

485
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: know what is it? You know? Um something about me

486
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: is that I'm not a legal expert. Um and I've

487
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: been saying that this is why we need a Sonny

488
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: hostin on the show. This is what we need a

489
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: Sonny to cut too and go can you explain this

490
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: to us? But I'm absolutely going to speak out of

491
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: turn and say she flips, flips, she gets a plea guard,

492
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: she gets a plea bargain, she flips, She goes back

493
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: to waiting tables, She does Erthy Jane performances on the weekends.

494
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: She loses Mikey. Oh, I want the scene where they were,

495
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: where he had, where she has to fire him. I

496
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: want the scene where she looks at her fucking books,

497
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 1: realizes she can't keep Mikey and has to sort of

498
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: call him over and in a much more dramatic breakup

499
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: than anything she could have ever had with Tom Girardi,

500
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: has to let Mikey go that and and it's just

501
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: such a shame because I don't think he's done. I

502
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: don't think he's done with the work that he wants

503
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: to do, Like he came back. He's got those all

504
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: star lips now. But I think he wants the teeth

505
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: too big. I think he wants the teeth. I think

506
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: he wants I think he's I think he's in this

507
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: for a long time. I think he's in in this

508
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: for an eventual eye lift. I mean, I think I

509
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: think he's in this for a long haul. And I

510
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: actually I think he's gotten more to say. I think

511
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: Mikey has more to say creatively, and I want him

512
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: on the team. Still, I'm just upset, like I don't know,

513
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: Like I guess I didn't realize I liked Erica Jane

514
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: this much, but I really don't want her to be

515
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 1: I don't want her to be a criminal. I'm so,

516
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: I'm sort of I've been done with Erica Jane for

517
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: a couple of seasons. Now. I don't need her on

518
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: the show. She she gives nothing. Why is she given?

519
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: In the last two seasons, she gives nothing. And we've

520
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: now got to read Derek gives the looks, brings the

521
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: drama to re brings her goofy little accent. We don't

522
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: need Erica. Yeah, I forget that, that's true. And go

523
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: back and watch, go back and watch that confrontation on

524
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: the boat. I showed this to you over Quarantine. You're right,

525
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,479
Speaker 1: this was this was something. This is what kept us

526
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: going in Quarantine. Was this confrontation on the boat where

527
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: derrit says, you are cold and you bring nothing, and

528
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: she was right to go back and watch that fight

529
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: on the China boat. She was right, deret was right.

530
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: Believe you actually are a percent right that Dorrits sort

531
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: of handled Erica in that moment that I think and

532
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: I think I think I said to you like and

533
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: I think Dorit's response was not in Erica's playbook. It's

534
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: like America doesn't get spoken back to like that. Like

535
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: Erica says, when Erica Jane says to anyone, you're jealous

536
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: of me, the response that she thinks she's gonna get

537
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: is you're right, and I'm afraid of you two. And

538
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: Derrett was like, hold on, wait, pause it all. I'm

539
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: not jealous of you. I'm not afraid of you. I

540
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: don't like you. Why what what is there to like

541
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: about you? I find you to be really cold and

542
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: not fun to be around, and you're a bully. And

543
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: that was that was I think that's why there is

544
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: still there today and Teddy is not. Because Teddy was

545
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: shaking like a leaf the whole time, like a leaf,

546
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: and and without the looks she you have to bring

547
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: some column, make some column. B She had no calm,

548
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: She had no columns. She was collapsed, tough about your

549
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: Midwest cousin. That's talk tucked into an ug. That's Teddy Mellencamp,

550
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: That's t Mellencamp. And we say that was all the

551
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: love in the world for John Cougar Mellencamp. And where

552
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: are we? Where are we? The re uh Sutton v Crystal? Um? Okay,

553
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: so I this is here's the thing. I am a slutton.

554
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: I am a I am a sluton. Identify as a slutton.

555
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: Um tell me that girl. Tell me you're that girl.

556
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: But but I'm not that girl. And I was with

557
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,959
Speaker 1: Crystal the entire way throughout that entire thing, and I

558
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: was like, Crystal to me, is killing it. She's crushing it.

559
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: I think that she could eventually one day move to

560
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: center couch because I think that she will be the

561
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: one to start in old ly with Kyle or Jury.

562
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: And I think she'll be able to handle herself because

563
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: I think she's smart. I think she's rich in a

564
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: real way. I think she can back up everything she says.

565
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: And I think she's and I say this with all

566
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: the love in the world for her. She's a bitch.

567
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: She's a bitch and and and I I think it's

568
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: like aspirational. She's like she genuinely believes in her heart

569
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: of hearts, like ultimately, I could walk away from Sutton

570
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: right now and she would think about it forever and

571
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: I could get over it. And I kind of am.

572
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: I just think she sort of overplayed her hand here

573
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: re the Sutton walking into her bedroom of it all.

574
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: I think that she is gonna learn from this because

575
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: I think she went a little too far and gave

576
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: them fodder with this thing of the violating of it all,

577
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: like Crystal, like Sutton walked into my bedroom and I

578
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: wasn't dressed, and it was a violation that language is

579
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: going to give these white women who are like super

580
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: concerned about cancelation and super like that's a very that's

581
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: a very damning accusation. That's a very big word that

582
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: you're throwing around their Crystal like she's going to give

583
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: them ammunition to be like, shame on you for making

584
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: Crystal seem to be this person. And actually even Garcelle

585
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: thought it was too much and you and I was

586
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: really hoping for an alliance there and it almost happened.

587
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: Crystal would have been smarter to Harp. More on Sutton's

588
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: I don't see race issue and less on the violation issue,

589
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: it would have been a better play. I think it

590
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: just got exhausting for her though that plotline. I wouldn't

591
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: want to continue that plotline either. Would you like to

592
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: be the one on the show that's having to handle

593
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: someone that is so much like it's like this with

594
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: Dr Tiffany and Moon on Dallas. I think she got

595
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: so bogged down in the Brandy storyline, and then also

596
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: with um what's her face? Cameron, and you're talking about

597
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: men who are I'm sorry, but so much dumber than

598
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: her that it's like, at a certain point you have

599
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: to feel shitty for even like allowing yourself to continue

600
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: the storyline because it's not gonna go anywhere because you're

601
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: not playing with people with a full deck. And I

602
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: think that Crystal saw the way that Sutton was responding

603
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: to all of everything Crystal was saying about like just

604
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: trying to walk it back and being like, you can't

605
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: be a person that says I don't see race. That's

606
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: not the way we do things anymore. Like understand that

607
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: my situation is more different, is more and more difficult,

608
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: and I think she just realized that Sutton was not

609
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: operating at a level where she could get that in

610
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: that moment or at all, so she kind of back.

611
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean, these women need Hazard pay. Every person of

612
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: color on a show that is predominantly white, on one

613
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: of these franchises, deserves Hazard Pay for the educating that

614
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: they have. They are they're backed into a corner to do.

615
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: They have no choice but to do it. But we can't.

616
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: We have to, we have to start talking about Housewives. No,

617
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: because the one thing I want to first of all,

618
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: why do you say that to me? I'm just aware

619
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: of people who listen to this show who don't watch

620
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: them The Housewives? Oh why because they live in San Francisco.

621
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: That I know people who don't live in San Francisco

622
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: who also don't listen to the Housewives. I want to

623
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: say one more thing, which is that I couldn't give

624
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: a ship less about New York this season. Yeah. Yeah,

625
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: Leah really overplayed her hand. She really overplayed her hand.

626
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: This this happens with second season. This happens all the

627
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: time with girls who have good first seasons or good

628
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: seasons even they go in high on their own supply.

629
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: They think their ship, don't stink. They think they can

630
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: get away with anything. They think they can say anything,

631
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: including I'm not going to vote in election. And she

632
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: lost me. She lost me. No, that was that was

633
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: That was definitely a flashback to a very bad emotional

634
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: time for all of us when we were dealing with

635
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Speaker 1: people like Leah who were like these gorgeous, rich, white

636
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: blond women who are like, I'm just so fucking pissed

637
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: up the whole thing. I'm like, I'm probably not going

638
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: to vote. I'm just like you. Oh it's tough. Oh,

639
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 1: it's tough. And I think because she presents as so cool,

640
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: she gets away with a lot of ship, a lot

641
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: of ship. Yeah, and it's just but like the coolness

642
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 1: of it all is like so manufactured that it just

643
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: it's you can see the cracks are showing this season.

644
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: The cracks are showing in a way where it's like,

645
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: and also, just go fucking home. I'm so tired of

646
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: her being like my grandmother is dying and I have

647
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: to be on this vacation right now. Go home. Bit,

648
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: just go home, all right? You know what? Moving away

649
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: from this, how would you rate your excitement level from

650
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Speaker 1: on a one through ten scale for Black Widow because

651
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Speaker 1: I don't know about my own number. Really, I would

652
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 1: have thought you would be an eight or I because

653
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Speaker 1: I'm fairly I'm fairly an eight. I would say, and

654
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Speaker 1: are you? But are you like are you like A

655
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Speaker 1: are you a Black Widow fan? I'm a I'm a

656
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: lady fan, same, you know. But then I'm a prestige

657
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 1: actress fan. So you would consider me three of them

658
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: in one movie. That's true. That's true, And we did here.

659
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: Louis did say that he felt the movie was not bad.

660
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: But Louis that's huge, yeah, because he hates Marvel. But um,

661
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: Rachel Weiss didn't have a lot to do. Florence is

662
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: fun and Scarlett kind of just does what she does,

663
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: which is honestly what I was expecting from this. I

664
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Speaker 1: guess I think that maybe the Black Widow, I just

665
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: don't find her to be the most compelling Marvel character.

666
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: And I think that you kind of know what she's

667
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: been through already, right, Yeah. I mean the thing is

668
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: is she's sort of the utility player narratively, you know,

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00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: like she they slap her in in a lot of

670
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: spaces in the movie, and and she does she serves

671
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: a function in each movie that is sort of like

672
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: immaterial to her character, Like she plays a very specific

673
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: role in UM, Winter Soldier, she plays much Ultron, she plays,

674
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: She's she plays you know it? Does they do sort

675
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: of like use her for whatever they need in that

676
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: movie specifically? And I just think that like there is

677
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: not a lot of there there yet because we haven't

678
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Speaker 1: how a movie to focuses on yet. Here's the question

679
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Speaker 1: I have for you, as someone who is a major

680
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: and Marvel fan and someone that watches it very closely

681
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: and knows it from different angles, not just the movies.

682
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Speaker 1: Do you think that the character of the Black Widow

683
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: is used movie to movie in a way that is

684
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: truthful to her character because she's looking for connection and

685
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: looking for a family. Or do you think that Scarlett

686
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: Johanson is often placed in these movies because they want

687
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: some sort of will veera won't they with whoever the

688
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: male leaders of that movie? Because when I watched Winter Soldier,

689
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: there's like a few moments like especially this moment in

690
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: the car, It's like this actually kind of cool moment,

691
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: and and for the Marvel movies, UM at that point anyway,

692
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: in the Winter Soldier where um uh, Captain America and

693
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: the Black Widow are driving in the car and it's

694
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: really quiet scene. There's like this like sort of like

695
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: slow song playing on the radio and they're having this

696
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Speaker 1: conversation about like, um like where they belong in the world,

697
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: and it's like sort of romantic, and I'm like, are

698
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: are they intimating that that's a thing. And then also

699
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: there's like a huge romantic plotline throughout the movies with

700
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: the Hulk and Black Widow and they even kiss. And

701
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: then in Avengers Endgame famously, her last scene spoiler alert

702
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: is with Hawkeye played by Jeremy Renner, and it's intimated

703
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: that they also have had a romantic history. I don't

704
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: think that that that's quite as clear. I think that

705
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: they have always. That's one of the consistencies I think

706
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: from It's Very Charged, from from Age of Ultra is

707
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: that they're very close like boot like what is it

708
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: like Budapest or whatever They referenced a couple of times

709
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: um in the movies, like this is just like Budapest

710
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: or some ship like. I do think that they have

711
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: like a closeness. I think that they have both similarly

712
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: like dark pasts that only they are aware of. But

713
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: I don't think, um, I don't think. I don't think

714
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Speaker 1: that the the Endgame thing was supposed to be romantic.

715
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Speaker 1: I don't think there was anymili No. I think it

716
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: was familiar. I think it was completely familiar. Interesting because yes,

717
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: Hawkeye in the movies is very much with Linda Cardelini,

718
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: which CARLINI one of the biggest wats I would say

719
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: second biggest waste of of a great actress in the

720
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Speaker 1: Marvel universe. And you know what number one is Rachel McAdams.

721
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Speaker 1: We we've I've said it on this podcast before, I'll

722
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: say it again. We need to get her new agents.

723
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Speaker 1: Who is repping Rachel McAdams. Yeah. I think that Rachel

724
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: McAdams suffers from being I think she suffers from fifth

725
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: choice syndrome. I think that this I've said this on

726
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 1: this podcast before. I think that Rachel McAdams doesn't deserve

727
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: this at all. But I think this is what happens

728
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: with her. I think that she's so good at everything,

729
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: and she had that breakout moment in like two thousand

730
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 1: four where she was like the lead of the Notebook

731
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: and the lead and and Regina George and she was

732
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 1: in Red Eye, and she was so likable and amazing

733
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: in um Wedding Crashers, and then she was in Family

734
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: Stone and did this great character performance and I believe

735
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: had supporting actress buzz for that and was just everywhere that.

736
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: I think people didn't see her in a specific enough way,

737
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: and I think they didn't know what movies to really

738
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Speaker 1: either write for her or push her for or whatever.

739
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: So what happened was she sort of became this person

740
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: who was like on everyone's list, but not first. And

741
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: she also sort of popped off in the Jennifer Lawrence era,

742
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: and so this I just think what happened to her

743
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: is there weren't enough good parts for women at that

744
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: time in film, and she was specifically popping off in film,

745
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: and it would it would be a few years until

746
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: that was a little bit better. And it's still not

747
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: that much better because now TV is Queen, TV as Queen.

748
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: She had her opportunity on TV, though wasn't her I

749
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: know it wasn't her fault, but like, why haven't we been?

750
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: Where's her? Marathies Town? You know we tried. It's got

751
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: to be coming, It's gotta be coming. It's gotta be

752
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: coming because think about how on paper she's made every

753
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: right decision in the world. It's true and and and

754
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: and and if Mean Girls came out today, she would

755
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: have been nominated for you know, we're so much kinder

756
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: now to not only just comedic performances but also comedic

757
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: performances from women. I mean, like that Melissa McCarthy nomination

758
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: was like huge, and they always did this. I mean,

759
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, like if there were going

760
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: to be broad comedy performances honored, like it would happen

761
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: in that category. I mean all the way going back

762
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 1: to Cactus Flower with Goldie han Or like you know,

763
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: Marissa Tomay and my cousin Vinnie like always yes, but

764
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: high school never. I do think it would be It

765
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: would be better now. I think you're right. And what

766
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: we call the Hailey Steinfeld era and he had to

767
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: ride a horse, she had to ride a horse. She

768
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: had to do that goose the accent, I think, you know.

769
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: And I just watched Clueless again today, Brittany Murphy, I

770
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: have said this. I said this across the table from

771
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: my friend, our friend, Matt Whittaker, and he scoffed in

772
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: my face. I said, if Britney Murphy were alive today,

773
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: she would have been nominated for an Oscar. She would

774
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: have had a cross. She is. She was the moment

775
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: and she continues to be the moment. You are a

776
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: hundred percent right, jil Cam Booster, and it's why you've

777
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: been on this podcast seven hundred times and why you

778
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: were an Icon Award winner. UM, aren't you? Are you

779
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: a Last Culture Kind Of Award winner? I don't think

780
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: I think that's won it like three times. I don't

781
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: think I have won. I have an announcement as of tonight,

782
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: Joe Kim, you have won the Last Cultures Like Kind

783
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: Award for coming in on the clutch and you are

784
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: gonna get a gift. This is really exciting because for

785
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: saying do you want to give a quick speech? Yeah.

786
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: I would like to thank UM, the WiFi in the

787
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: Dominican Republic for keeping for keeping going off this podcast. UM.

788
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: I would like to thank Matt Um for you know,

789
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: needing to fill time, UM, and forgetting that I had

790
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: hadn't won the award in the first place, and mistakenly

791
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: believing that I had. UM. And I'd like to thank,

792
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: of course Brittany Murphy for being sort of the launching

793
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: pad of my greatest take on this podcast that I've

794
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: probably said on the podcast before. But you know, it's

795
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: been a year and a half since I've really needed

796
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: to comment on culture. So please wrap up. Okay, they're

797
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: playing me off. There really are do Do Do? Do?

798
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,479
Speaker 1: Do Do? Wow? That Oscar song is so iconic, isn't

799
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 1: it that like do do do? We all know it? Um? Wait? Okay,

800
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: So Brittany Murphy would have been at LEAs nominated for

801
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: an Oscar at this point, and I really think she

802
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: would be Prestige TV actress in the vein of Elizabeth

803
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: Moss because I believe that she missed her moment to

804
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: really show us what she could do when there was

805
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot more opportunity for her, because every

806
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: single time she was in anything, she scored. Weren't you

807
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: there when we just watched Dropped Ed? Gorgeous? Yeah, incredible

808
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: in that and no one thinks of her when they

809
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: think of that movie. No nobody thinks of Amy Adams either. Listen,

810
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Speaker 1: we talked about kirst Ally. We talked, We talked, we

811
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Speaker 1: really do. But what we do not talk about with

812
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Speaker 1: Kirstily is Kirsti Ally turning to Amy Adams on the

813
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Speaker 1: set of Dropped Gorgeous and saying, you need to move

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Speaker 1: to l A. And here's the alley. Is the reason

815
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Speaker 1: we have a rival, is the reason we have June

816
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: Bug is the reason we have the worst parts of Julia,

817
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: and Julia is the reason. She is the reason. And

818
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: so yes, you're stale is a kook. Yes, she is

819
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: a scientologist, but I think karmically she balanced things out

820
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 1: by giving us say name. She also unfortunately turns that

821
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: fucking movie all the way out. She's so good and

822
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: she's also so good. And it takes two. Oh my god,

823
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 1: I fucking love it takes two. Steve Gudenberg and her

824
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: hot also Steve Gutenberg hot? What the fuck is he? Yes? Yes,

825
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: literally yes, look it up. He feels like the the

826
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Speaker 1: only like the kind of hot that is only hot

827
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: in the nineties though, like that men don't like don't

828
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: men don't look like that, you know what. He's that

829
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: type of like young Jerry Seinfeld attractive where you're like, sure,

830
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: you bang these women, you know what I mean, Like

831
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: you're attracted to him despite yourself, sort of because you've

832
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: been conditioned to a big conversation in coming. You know

833
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: who's sort of an analog to that. I would say,

834
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: who's sort of the Steve Gudenberg of today, John Reynolds.

835
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: John Reynolds has the very same vibe where I would

836
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: I would suck the ship out of John Reynolds. But

837
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: he does have that same Gutenberg Young Steinfeld, young Billy Crystal.

838
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,479
Speaker 1: I never got Billy Crystal until I saw when Harry

839
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: met Sally. Oh yeah, you know what's funny. He's way

840
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: out of his league in that movie, but you still

841
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: get it, You really do still get it. And like

842
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 1: you ever seen City Slickers. No, he is that kind

843
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:33,280
Speaker 1: of like like Blue Gene New York, like ker mudgeon vibe.

844
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: Hair has been receiving probably since he was eight years old,

845
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: that vibe where you're still like, I'd still fuck you.

846
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: And I also think this isn't annoying to say. But

847
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: like in the nineties, like whenever Jerry Seinfeld had those

848
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: like hot girl friend, whenever he was dating like Terry Hatcher,

849
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: like peak Terry Hatcher in the nineties, I didn't question

850
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: a thing. I was like, yeah, for sure, they're fucking him. Um,

851
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: but okay, wait, this is what I wanted to say.

852
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: So speaking of Hailey Steinfeld and Black Widow so so

853
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: so this is relatively to you and your interests. You

854
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: know that Hailey Steinfeldt is m c U because you

855
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: know she's the new Hawkeye. I did know that. Um,

856
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: I think that's amazing is that Kate Bishop? Is that

857
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: she k Bishop? And did you know that one of

858
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: these sort of fun crossovers that's happening in the m

859
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 1: c U series is Florence Pu is in the Hawkeye series.

860
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: So this sort of lends to my point earlier about

861
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: the Black Widow and Hawkeye connection of it all because

862
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: you know that Florence p was gonna show up sort

863
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: of I guess the long lost sister of Scarlett Natasha Romanov,

864
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: And you know that Jeremy Renner is going to give

865
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: his classic like steely eyed glances over at her, like

866
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: why is this girl reminded me of someone from my past?

867
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope, I hope we don't get that.

868
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: I hope that they make a better choice. But I

869
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: can absolutely see that happening. And I think speaking of

870
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: Hailey Steinfeld is speaking of Haley Steinfeld dot dot dot

871
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: that's the front runner for title of app and that

872
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: is how I know that you truly were the person

873
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,240
Speaker 1: to come here because you know, to offer the title

874
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: of app speaking of Hailey Steinfeld dot dot dot parentheses

875
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: with special with ultra special guest Jill Kim Booster. Can

876
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: I congratulate you, by the way, I'm so excited for you.

877
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: The Fire Island movie is going to be incredible. And

878
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: can I say uh with a gentleman I'm singing. I

879
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: recently just just watched Bride and Prejudice, Yes, and I

880
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: loved it, and I almost I also ordered I ordered

881
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: a special fresh copy of Pride and Prejudice, um, and

882
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch the Kira version as well, and

883
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm like watching I love and I can't wait to

884
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 1: watch it again. And I'm just like really soaking into

885
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 1: the story again. God damn, what a fucking classic that is,

886
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: and how how well it works, um to map it

887
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: onto the situation that you're mapping it on. I want

888
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: to know, just like not to like really seriously interview,

889
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: but like what made you think of that? Um? Honestly,

890
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: it happened in like when we were there for the

891
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: first time. It was the book that I brought to

892
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: read and I was literally just in the midst of

893
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: reading Pride and Prejudice, looking around at this island and

894
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: looking at the ways in which, like our culture is

895
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: sort of compressed in a very like specific way on

896
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: the island. There are no straight people. There are no

897
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: straight people except the teenage girls that work in the canteen,

898
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: and which are my favorite girls. I'm so excited to

899
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: see them next week. Oh my amandous. They need they

900
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: need a Bravo reality show. Like I know it's insane

901
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: to say, like Fire Island needs a show, but it

902
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: needs to be about the straight girls who work in

903
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: the pantry. But those of you who know, you know,

904
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: those girls have seen it all. They've seen it all.

905
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: You know. Those were all my girlfriends in high school,

906
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: all my girlfriends in high school. I'm talking about Alison,

907
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Alex, I'm talking about both Emily's. I'm

908
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 1: talking about Sam, I'm talking about Kate, I'm talking about Brittany,

909
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Lorienne. All of them worked in the

910
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: Ocean Bay Park market and they were those girls in

911
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 1: the loose buns, their hair slopped up in a loose

912
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: bun with an oversized sweatshirt. Pri Arianna wearing Nike slides

913
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: looking looking like looking like green eminem every smilarly literally

914
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: and also like sort of a little bit of makeup

915
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 1: from the night before. And uh lacrosse shorts sleepy all

916
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,280
Speaker 1: day from six am when they get there to five

917
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 1: pm when they leave, or switch over with another girl

918
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,919
Speaker 1: named the same name as them. I'm telling you so, yes,

919
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: you are right, they are the only straight women there.

920
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: Continue your point anyways, um no, And it just like

921
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: listen Jane Austen, like if you read it again. I

922
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: know many of us were forced to read Jane in

923
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: high school and it didn't and many people didn't connect.

924
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: I didn't connect with it until I was in college.

925
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 1: But like her social observations are so prescient, and especially

926
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: the ways in which we conceal the harm that we

927
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: do to each other under social niceties. And it is

928
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 1: so gay. It's just so gay, like she create, she

929
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: clocked what shade is before we had a word for it.

930
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: Bangley was the original, you know, lay laomi, that's a

931
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: rule of culture nine. The original. God, I don't know,

932
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 1: and I just I literally I was like the ways

933
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: in which class sort of map onto the way in

934
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: which class not like exists in the gay community, not

935
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: just class as we know it, like financially, but I

936
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 1: think like looking a certain way is its own sort

937
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 1: of class. Race is its own sort of class in

938
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,240
Speaker 1: our community, and like it. Just you know, it started

939
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: as a joke. It literally started as a joke. I

940
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: would joke about it constantly. And I'm going to write

941
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: a movie about Fire Island that takes place on on

942
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: that is a Pride and Prejudice remake, and I never

943
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: meant to do it. And then a while ago I

944
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 1: wrote an essay about Jane Austen and Pride and Fire

945
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: Island and my agent and literally the only good thing

946
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: my agent has ever done. David, I hope you're listening

947
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: to this, and I hope you know that. I think

948
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: you've done nothing from my career except for this one thing.

949
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: But he read that essay and he was like, you

950
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: should make this a show, and I was like, that

951
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: is the dumbest thing you've ever said. Never talked to

952
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: me again, nobody will ever read that. And then on

953
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: a plane right to Japan, I wrote a sex script

954
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: um for what was originally gonna be a show, and

955
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: then eventually, um, you know, things happened and I sold

956
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 1: it to Quimby, and the rest is history and the

957
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: rest remember oh do I ever? Yeah? You know what's funny.

958
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,399
Speaker 1: It's like when when Quimby launched, I was like, I'm

959
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: so happy were one of the first, and now I'm like, God,

960
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: Joel really dodged a bullet by not being one of

961
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: the first to launch with Quimby, because honestly, had you

962
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: had this come out with Quimby, it doesn't get made

963
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 1: at Hulu. It is incredible. I mean, yes, the pandemic

964
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: did take my father, but did it give me a

965
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,479
Speaker 1: movie at Hulu? It did, absolutely, so it all really

966
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: evens out me in um. Also, I recently went home

967
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: with a guy and he turned on his TV and

968
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: and the Roku thing came up, and I was like,

969
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, you have Roku and I got I

970
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: was actually I was not as excited as that about it.

971
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,959
Speaker 1: I was sort of like, oh my god, you have Roku. Um.

972
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: But in the back of my head, I was like,

973
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: we could watch the original one. You know what, you

974
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: could have watched Game Show all episodes of season one

975
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: streaming on Roku. But I don't think it's necessarily and

976
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: singled out, yeah, I have to say like, um, I

977
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: was one of those people that in high school, I

978
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:12,240
Speaker 1: believe in my ap compt isn't very much a genius.

979
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: I was get this. I did win in my grade.

980
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: I won the English Award, like I was the best

981
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: English student in my class. Says the English department. Okay,

982
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: says the English Department, not me. Don't get mad at me,

983
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: don't make don't write me letters. Write the write the

984
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:30,439
Speaker 1: ap lit department or the English department, high school letters.

985
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: Okay from from you know however, many years ago, as

986
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 1: I shrivel and die, Um, but I did read Pride

987
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: and Prejudice, and um, I kind of it kind of

988
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: missed me. And then in reading your piece about it

989
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: that you wrote, um, and then in in reading the script, honestly,

990
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: I really like I saw it out again and I

991
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: watched the movie again, which I of course watched when

992
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: it came out, and enjoyed like I would watch any

993
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 1: movie that has Oscar Buzz or any movie with Cure

994
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,720
Speaker 1: and Nightley. I do love her, um, but I've really

995
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,319
Speaker 1: found myself enjoying it more and more and more, and

996
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: like your script too. I I've just enjoyed so much

997
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 1: because what I love about it and what I'm so

998
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: excited for everyone to see is that it's extremely truthful

999
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: to the experience of being on Fire Island and the

1000
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: experience of being I think UM a gay man and

1001
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: a group of gay friends, and especially UM a gay

1002
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: man and a group of gay friends that's been a

1003
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: group of friends for a long time, and there's been

1004
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: changes to that. It does feel like that mapping of

1005
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: the forgive me but chosen family onto the actual family

1006
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: really tracks, and UM, it's just gonna be really fun.

1007
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: And I don't I just don't know that we've had

1008
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: like a definitive and not that it has to be

1009
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: definitive at all. It doesn't and it's not trying to be.

1010
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: But I think it will be really fun to have

1011
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: this movie take place here because there's history in the

1012
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: story that we're telling, and there's a so history and

1013
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: the place we're telling it. So I think it's really exciting, Jollie,

1014
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: And I'm really happy for you. I'm proud of you.

1015
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. It is the it's the biggest thing

1016
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: to ever happen in my life. And I'm nervous and

1017
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: i'm scared, but I'm mostly I'm mostly really excited, you know,

1018
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: like I, this is the year of it is the year,

1019
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:24,280
Speaker 1: and I refuse to accept otherwise I will get everything

1020
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: I want. I will get every single fucking thing that

1021
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: I want. Yeah, baby, you deserve it. Um. Well then

1022
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: right after that, you're gonna go, what shoot your fucking

1023
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: show loot with mya Rootolf? What is yes? Three three

1024
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 1: days after we wrap, I start shooting that show. Um,

1025
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: which is not Apple. It is on Apple. It is

1026
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 1: Stars my Rootolf, it's Alan Yang. Um. I don't think

1027
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm speaking out of turn when I say that they

1028
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: wrote the part for me, which is really awesome. Um.

1029
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 1: There's lines about being gay and Asian and from Illinois

1030
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: in the side. So I read it and I was like, well,

1031
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: if I don't book the then there's a problem. We

1032
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:08,280
Speaker 1: have a bigger problem than you find out. Then everyone

1033
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: gets really mad. Um. But yeah it was it was

1034
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: a lot, and um, I really needed it because I

1035
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 1: was really coming down from a lot of molly when

1036
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: I found out, Um, I was coming down. Here's the

1037
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: fun peek behind the curtain. When I shot my episode

1038
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: of I Carli completely in a colmdown just actually I

1039
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: believe what what what was that? After? What what if

1040
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,919
Speaker 1: that was that after because I think that was after

1041
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 1: that was after my friend Chris's thirtieth birthday in San Diego,

1042
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: which is the Florida of the US justice. It is incredible.

1043
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: We tried to play volleyball. We tried to play volleyball

1044
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: on the beach, and the straight reaction to a bunch

1045
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: of game men playing volleyball was such that it was

1046
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: like it was either people making fun of us or

1047
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: people being like, oh my god, yes, yes, go for it, Yes,

1048
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: it is okay. What you're doing is okay. So it's okay,

1049
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: we're playing fucking volleyball. You freeze just to drive home

1050
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: like that that San Diego is the Florida of the

1051
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: West coast, like are there jet skis there? Then then

1052
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Speaker 1: it might specifically be the Tampa of the West Coast,

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Speaker 1: which higher praise I cannot give. Yeah, and the West

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Speaker 1: Coast needs a Tampa, that's for sure. Every coast needs

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Speaker 1: a Tampa, Every coast needs a Tampa. Well you know,

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Speaker 1: actually famously, the Gulf Coast has a Tampa, and then

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Speaker 1: I guess the East Coast really doesn't. What's the Tampa

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00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: of the East Coast might be? By the time I

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Speaker 1: get there anyway. You can make anything, Tampa, I truly can't.

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Speaker 1: I've never been on a jet ski. What okay? Um,

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Speaker 1: speaking of jet skis, have you been watching Loki? Okay?

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00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: And this is this is this I wanted to touch

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Speaker 1: on with you have not, but not only but that's

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Speaker 1: only because I've sort of been traveling a lot, and

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00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: like I don't have my I don't have Disney Plus

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00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: on my computer. I guess I could obviously easily log

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00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: onto it, but I kind of want to watch it,

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Speaker 1: like in the comfort of my own home on my

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Speaker 1: Apple TV Plus. Can you sort of explain to me

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Speaker 1: in the readers about Loki being bisexual and how does

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00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: this connect with the themes of the piece. I don't

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Speaker 1: think why he by it is not connected. I think

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Speaker 1: it just tracks with the character. He's, um, you know,

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Speaker 1: a trickster god and as we know bisexuals trick people

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Speaker 1: they are. It's actually should I make that real culture?

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Speaker 1: But he's really Coach number fifty four bisexual sexual chat

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Speaker 1: trickster um Ja. That's in the rule, Megan, Megan McCain,

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Speaker 1: if you're out there, that's in the rule. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: see I see her off screen. She's shaking her head.

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Speaker 1: Now she threw her she threw her pen on the ground.

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01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:11,919
Speaker 1: It is not a pet, it's a quill anyway. Um, anyways, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't have anything. It doesn't have anything to do

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Speaker 1: with the plot. He mentions like fucking guys and girls

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01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: and and it's that's that's it. That's that's literally it

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Speaker 1: alright interesting and so I think it's one of I

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01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 1: think texturally it feels much different than anything else in

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Speaker 1: the m c U because you know, they have the

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Speaker 1: house style. I think that like, there are a lot

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Speaker 1: of fun um characters in it. I think there's a

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01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: lot of fun performances in it. I think Owen Wilson

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Speaker 1: is a lot of fun in it. I think there's

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01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 1: there's an iconic character named Miss Minutes in it that

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01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: is voice Miss Minutes, Babe, and she is voiced by

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Speaker 1: one terror Strong. Like you've gotta get into it, Google,

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Speaker 1: What how do you solve a problem? Like? I think easily.

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Speaker 1: I think you just keep giving her parts because something

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01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: is gonna work. And I actually think she was incredible

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Speaker 1: on the Morning Show. And also, readers, if you haven't

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01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: watched Beyond the Lights, you gotta watch Beyond the Lights

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Speaker 1: incredible and beyond. If I love Gina Princepice, but I'll

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Speaker 1: have everything she does very fun in Miss Sloan. If

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Speaker 1: you've seen that, we have not found we have not

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Speaker 1: found a home for Google. And I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: low key. I don't think it's low key. We still

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01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: need to try, like we are. She is the glass

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Speaker 1: Slipper and we are traveling around the television landscape trying

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Speaker 1: to find the correct genre and roll for Google. You know,

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01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: maybe Google is just a character actress that we see

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01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: plugged in places. I mean, there could be worse things.

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Speaker 1: Laura Dern was that for many years and then all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden she became Laura Dern. Maybe we're just

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Speaker 1: far away from the Google song's Yeah, I think we'll

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Speaker 1: get there. I mean, she looks, she looks incredible, she

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Speaker 1: looks like she has an aged today. She's she's a beautiful,

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Speaker 1: beautiful woman, shocking. So what does she do in the show.

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Speaker 1: She's sort of a boss. She's like the boss of

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Speaker 1: Owen Wilson. She is, yeah, at a middle manager. She's

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Speaker 1: a middle manager, which again feels like sort of a

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Speaker 1: way so that she does get some action. It's fun

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Speaker 1: to see Google in action. It's fun to see her,

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Speaker 1: see her wheeled a sword. You know, you love to

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Speaker 1: see Google wheel a sword. Sure, hate to pivot this

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Speaker 1: harshly away from Google and maybe the fact that I

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Speaker 1: am is telling. But um, would we fuck Owen Wilson

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Speaker 1: in it? Absolutely? Yeah? I would. I would almost always

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Speaker 1: fuck him. Yeah, depressed or not depressed, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: I would. I would fuck Owen Wilson, And I thought

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Speaker 1: that way. You know. A sexually formative memory for me

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Speaker 1: is the bathtub scene in Shanghai. NW. I literally knew

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Speaker 1: you were going to say that, because that was probably

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01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: we You were what, uh fourteen? Um, if you were fourteen,

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Speaker 1: I was slightly older, But I think I was younger

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01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: than that because I had I had never seen myself

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Speaker 1: reflected on screen an Asian, a hot Asian man in

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Speaker 1: a bathtub naked with a hot white man, you know,

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Speaker 1: and that is my experience, that is my lived experience,

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01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: and it was so beautiful for me to see that

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01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: reflected back to me. Honest. Do you think that Jackie

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01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: Chan got um hate d M s um from being

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Speaker 1: photographed filmed, even in a bathtub with a white man.

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01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: I think he probably did. I think he probably did.

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01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: I think he probably invented Instagram. People invented Instagram so

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01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: that just so that they could d m Jackie Chan

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01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: about that scene and Chann m hm m hm hm hmmm.

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Speaker 1: Where is Jackie now? You know what? I don't know,

1146
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: too old for all of it. He he was in

1147
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: a movie recently called Like the Foreigner, which is unfortunate. Um, yeah,

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01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: it is not. It's it's sort of not where you

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01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: want to see Jackie Chan now, but um he is.

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01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 1: He's still kicking it. He's still He's still around, still

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01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 1: kicking it. Yeah, like he kicks a cinder block right

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01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: in half, and so many of his films. Anyway, what

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01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: else are you watching? Can I tell you? This is

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01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: one reason why I'm really upset that Bowen couldn't log

1155
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: on is because he has been getting really into in Treatment.

1156
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: And have you watched In Treatment? I saw this on

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01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,479
Speaker 1: Bowen Story and I thought to myself, I should watch

1158
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: in Treatment, but instead I turned on CBS is Evil instead.

1159
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: Oh God, I never want to watch something on CBS,

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01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: even The Good Wife. The Good Wife, I would watch

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Speaker 1: Slash get into and I would even do that with

1162
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 1: the Good Fight. But I just feel like it is

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01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: too many episodes of too long. We have tied the

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Speaker 1: point now where you tell somebody that is seven seasons

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01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 1: and twenty two episodes per season, and it's untenable. It's

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01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do? Unless there's another pandemic,

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01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 1: unless there's an they shutdown there. No one's doing that,

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01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: No one but the Baby. I can really, I can

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01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: barely get through uh limited series ten episodes like and

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Speaker 1: and that's long to me now now it's like I

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Speaker 1: need things to be six or seven and in a

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Speaker 1: hot forty six minutes like ms Mayer. But nowadays it's

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01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 1: like and I could never I think The Good Wife

1174
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 1: is the last prestige show that was like on network

1175
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: twenty four episodes of a full length our show that

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01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 1: people are like, you could still watch this and enjoy.

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Speaker 1: No one's watching loss now. No, people are not doing it.

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01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 1: No you do. You need to have Pat Regan on

1179
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: to talk about manifest But you know what, you know

1180
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 1: what really secured me of my attention span recently that

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Speaker 1: I uh that I watched um is Stephen Universe. Have

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01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: you seen what is that Stephen Universe is? It's a

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01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: cartoon by Rebecca Sugar it is. The episodes are eleven

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01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 1: minutes long, if that okay, And it starts out, it's

1185
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 1: seems very simple, it seems like very trophy. It is

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01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:05,919
Speaker 1: like you you watch the first episodes and they sort

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01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: of drop you in to the middle of the story.

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01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: It's about a little boy who is a gem and

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01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: then his three like aunt figures who are also gems,

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Speaker 1: and they protect the world. And it's like if you've

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01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 1: seen sailor Moon, you you get the vibe almost immediately,

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Speaker 1: and it just is so brilliant. How over the course

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01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 1: of five seasons they layer in little bit by bit

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01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 1: and you really you think you're watching a standalone show.

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01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 1: You think you're watching sort of like an adventure time

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01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: like nonsense, Like every episode is self contained and it's

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01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:40,200
Speaker 1: and it restarts and the steaks we started each episode.

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Speaker 1: But you've slowly realized that this show is like building

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Speaker 1: upon its own more until a point at which by

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Speaker 1: the end of it it is one of It is

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Speaker 1: one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen. And

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01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 1: there's a movie, and there's music. The voice talent on

1203
01:06:54,480 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: the show, Patty Lapone, Nicki Minaj Amy Man, this is crazy.

1204
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 1: A cell is one of the main voice actors, and

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01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,439
Speaker 1: the show is queer as hell. There are so many

1206
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: trans allegories in it. There are literal lesbians on the show.

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Speaker 1: Step and how do we watch the It's on HBO Max. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love that, know, And now you're talking my my

1209
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Speaker 1: language speaking go well, I was gonna say, speaking HB Max.

1210
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 1: I got to watch Space Jam two early what because

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01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: to save our son, Joel, I screamed, you need to

1212
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: win this game and get our son back. I was,

1213
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Speaker 1: By the way, that is so Nicol Martin Green from

1214
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:50,640
Speaker 1: Star Trek Discovery committing all the way. She's from the

1215
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: Sarah Paulson's school of bad script and full commitments. She

1216
01:07:55,800 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 1: serves every inch of this playing Lebron's life. So Space

1217
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: Gym two is pretty much exactly Space Gym one, but

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01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 1: you drag and drop like all new references for the

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01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 1: old one. So it's like the it's it's it's just

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Speaker 1: it's it's just so funny because it's literally the same.

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Speaker 1: But it was fun I guess, I mean. And the

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Speaker 1: reason I watched it is because, and this is my

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Speaker 1: announcement to the readers, um, I'm gonna be hosting HBO

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Speaker 1: Max movie Club, which is a podcast presented by My

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Speaker 1: Heart and HBO Max, which is going to feature me

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Speaker 1: and some special guests. Perhaps we're even looking at one

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Speaker 1: um talking about movies that are on the HBO Max

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Speaker 1: platform that are coming out that are classic movies on

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Speaker 1: the platform. I'm actually doing. Um do you like Keanu Reeves? Okay,

1230
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:50,360
Speaker 1: so maybe you'll come on from my Kiano episode that

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Speaker 1: I'm doing. Um. So they want to do an all

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Speaker 1: key a new episode, so it's gonna be like Point

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Speaker 1: Break Matrix speaking you know, all the girls that are

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Speaker 1: on the platform. So maybe you'll come on from my

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01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 1: Kiano episode because I was gonna have Joe Kim on

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Speaker 1: to talk about the movie Freaky because one thing I

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Speaker 1: said to these people. So basically, it's like I'm watching

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Speaker 1: all these movies and then hosting with comedian friends of

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Speaker 1: mine or like you know, people from that that actually

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Speaker 1: made the movie. It's gonna be really really cool actors, directors, whatever,

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Speaker 1: and it starts very soon. Um. But I told them

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01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: when they asked me to do the gig, I was like,

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01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 1: just so you know, it's like a thing. I cannot

1244
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Speaker 1: watch scary movies, like oftentimes even suspense thrillers like I

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01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 1: can't really get through because it makes me too anxious.

1246
01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:39,560
Speaker 1: And I told them this and then they were like,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, nothing on the list is too scary, and

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01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 1: then they go, okay, so week two is going to

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Speaker 1: be freaky. Flashback to when you and I were at

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Speaker 1: Jared's house and you guys, I think, tricked me, like

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01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:56,880
Speaker 1: like by some bisexuals. It was always always, always in

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Speaker 1: the plan, no specifically to watch well all all I

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Speaker 1: know is it was on for I think about forty

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Speaker 1: five seconds before I left the house. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I cannot do this. You actually you were there for

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Speaker 1: longer than forty five minutes. You got up and you

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Speaker 1: second and behind the couch, behind the couch a distance away,

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Speaker 1: several yards away, around a corner, and you watched the

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Speaker 1: opening uh scenes of Freaky from around a corner. I

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01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,600
Speaker 1: got the funk out of there, despite the fact that

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01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:30,840
Speaker 1: both of them told me if you leave, we're gonna

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01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 1: be really mad, and I was like, well, I'm it's

1263
01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 1: it's worth it to get into fight with my friends

1264
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: then to sit here because I don't know what it

1265
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:41,599
Speaker 1: is readers, I really and it's not like it's hasn't

1266
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:44,080
Speaker 1: always been like this. I think just I just get

1267
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,360
Speaker 1: really anxious watching scary movies. I don't know what it is.

1268
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 1: And you're talking to someone who loves haunted houses. I've

1269
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:53,840
Speaker 1: been skydiving, like I do quote unquote scary stuff. I mean,

1270
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 1: I'm out here in the world, uh you know, and

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01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,640
Speaker 1: I just but I told him. I was like, I

1272
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 1: really can't dose scary movies. And then they were like, okay,

1273
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,840
Speaker 1: well the second week is freaky, and I was like, okay, well,

1274
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,400
Speaker 1: I know exactly who to get on someone that's seen

1275
01:11:08,479 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 1: the movie and watched what happened to me when I

1276
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: tried to watch it. But now that episode is postponed

1277
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 1: and they want to do a Kiano episode instead. So

1278
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm happy to hear that you love Kiano because you'll

1279
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,960
Speaker 1: come up and we can watch much of You About Nothing,

1280
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 1: one of my favorite Kiana Reeves and it's complicated. Oh yeah,

1281
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:28,560
Speaker 1: little known Kanu vehicle. That would be really funny is

1282
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:32,479
Speaker 1: if we did a Kiana Reeves episode, but we didn't

1283
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 1: do the Matrix or John Wick or any of his

1284
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 1: big nas. We did much Ado About Nothing, and it's

1285
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 1: and it's complicated. And this is like earlier in his

1286
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 1: career when he could like sort of and I say,

1287
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 1: this would love barely act and it wasn't like part

1288
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:48,479
Speaker 1: of it yet. It was like there was like Kiano

1289
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,640
Speaker 1: in the beginning, like they were giving him rolls and

1290
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, he'll like learn to act, and

1291
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,400
Speaker 1: then he never did and everyone was like, but now

1292
01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:56,679
Speaker 1: it's part of it. But in the beginning of his career,

1293
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,920
Speaker 1: I remember he was in Dracula and he says the

1294
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:03,200
Speaker 1: word Europe like you rope, and it's iconic. I watched

1295
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:04,560
Speaker 1: it in high school and I loved it and I

1296
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 1: love Kiana. So but anyway, it's great that I get

1297
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 1: to tell you all that I'm doing this podcast, which

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01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,720
Speaker 1: I hope you listened to as well. It'll be really fun.

1299
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 1: Of course, I am qualified to do this as someone

1300
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 1: who was once told by Bowen Yang that I maybe

1301
01:12:17,439 --> 01:12:20,600
Speaker 1: should think about getting a letterboxed. So this is me

1302
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 1: now hosting um letter box. What is letterbox? I think

1303
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,920
Speaker 1: it's just for for facts to sort of jump on

1304
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 1: and review ship. Okay, you know the reason I was

1305
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,599
Speaker 1: talking about this was because the first episode is Space

1306
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 1: Gym two. That's why I was talking about it. So

1307
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,400
Speaker 1: that's how I got to see Space Gem two early.

1308
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you found it. I'm so glad that

1309
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 1: was sick. Back to this. So at this point in

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01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 1: the episode, about an hour and sixteen minutes is and

1311
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: is when I say Bowen, shouldn't we do? I don't

1312
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,519
Speaker 1: think so, honey, and he usually says yes. So now

1313
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say to you ju Kim, should we do?

1314
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:10,559
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Um, yes, I guess. I'm

1315
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,640
Speaker 1: still I'm still unclear about what mine is gonna be

1316
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:17,760
Speaker 1: again melatonin. I was asked to do this at the

1317
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 1: last minute. I'm in a cold, I'm in a weird headspace.

1318
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 1: Everybody has to just chill out. Everybody just chill out.

1319
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 1: I don't think that you're going to get negative feedback

1320
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 1: for I don't think you possibly could. I mean, think

1321
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:33,360
Speaker 1: about what a higher on you're doing. The movie, you

1322
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,920
Speaker 1: got this show with Maya, you got um fucking you're

1323
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: You're You've survived the gay cold, You've got San Francisco

1324
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 1: friends who are cooler than the ones you had before.

1325
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 1: I mean, so much is going well for you, and

1326
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:46,639
Speaker 1: you're also going to get to hear my I don't

1327
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: think so, honey, which, of course is going to happen first,

1328
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:51,639
Speaker 1: as it always does. You know, I don't think so honey.

1329
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:57,519
Speaker 1: Yes is one minute sort of rampt really fevered manner

1330
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:01,759
Speaker 1: of speech where um Bowen and I and a guest

1331
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:06,040
Speaker 1: and tonight Joel and I go off in quotes as

1332
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:08,960
Speaker 1: the kids say, on an item of culture that we

1333
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:11,400
Speaker 1: don't like very much. And today I was talking to

1334
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 1: some gaye in a group threat and I realized that, Um,

1335
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,400
Speaker 1: there's something in the culture that's been happening since the

1336
01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 1: beginning of live performance that I don't think, so honey,

1337
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,960
Speaker 1: and so I'm thrilled to present it to you today. Okay,

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01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:29,240
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers, I don't think so honey. Time starts now.

1339
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, standing ovations which sit the

1340
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:36,880
Speaker 1: funk down. I cannot see over your fucking head, which

1341
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 1: is now so high. You need to get in your seat.

1342
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,080
Speaker 1: That's why it's there. What is that good that you

1343
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:45,120
Speaker 1: need to stand for? I don't think so honey, standing

1344
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:49,559
Speaker 1: up and like clapping because guess what not everyone around

1345
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,240
Speaker 1: you wants to do that, and now you forced them

1346
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,880
Speaker 1: to because it's custom. I don't think so honey. At

1347
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:56,880
Speaker 1: the con Film Festival, whenever something is half good. It

1348
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,559
Speaker 1: gets a ten minute standing ovation. That movie a Net

1349
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:02,240
Speaker 1: with Driver and Marion Cotillard. It was reported that it

1350
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:05,680
Speaker 1: got over six minutes standing ovation. Bitch Pierre's need to

1351
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 1: sit the funk down? Okay, if I wanted to see

1352
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,640
Speaker 1: a bunch of racist clap I would go to a

1353
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,679
Speaker 1: fucking Toby Keith concert, which is a joke. I said

1354
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 1: and said group Chat today, which got zero likes, which

1355
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:18,880
Speaker 1: is a bummer because I actually thought it was pretty

1356
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,839
Speaker 1: good and so were repeating it here on the podcast.

1357
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:24,679
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, standing ovations. I want to sit.

1358
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 1: My thighs hurt, my calves hurt, and most importantly, my

1359
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,360
Speaker 1: feet hurt. So I don't want to stand on him.

1360
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. And that's one. How do

1361
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:36,880
Speaker 1: you feel about that? I feel great about that. And

1362
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 1: you know, I love I love when it's about culture,

1363
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:44,280
Speaker 1: you know, I love when it's of the culture. You know,

1364
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,960
Speaker 1: you have a lot of notes when it's not. I

1365
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 1: do you know. I'm a purist. I think it should

1366
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 1: be something related to film television movies, dance. Dance is

1367
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 1: a big one film television movies, dance. Yeah, I agree,

1368
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, what if someone slays a dance,

1369
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,840
Speaker 1: you can stand ovation for them. But that's really all.

1370
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,000
Speaker 1: But I think my I don't think so honey is

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01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,560
Speaker 1: not going to be directly related to you're gonna go

1372
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 1: against your own rules. Well, you know I famously did

1373
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. When you far in, a

1374
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,360
Speaker 1: little bit of calm comes out. Yeah, I remember you

1375
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 1: did that in front of my parents. Yeah, and that

1376
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:19,559
Speaker 1: was one of my most iconic I don't think so honeys,

1377
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:22,439
Speaker 1: and it did not pass me through to the Yeah,

1378
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,360
Speaker 1: that was the iconic Readers. Some of you who have

1379
01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:28,720
Speaker 1: joined the process of listening to this podcast late and

1380
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:31,080
Speaker 1: might not know that Bowen and I once didn't I

1381
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 1: don't think so honey competition at Clusterfest in San Francisco

1382
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 1: that was judged by Alaska thunder Fucking Drinks months soon,

1383
01:16:37,479 --> 01:16:39,680
Speaker 1: and I thought they really flopped in their decision making

1384
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 1: when they did not pass through ji Ki and Booster,

1385
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:43,840
Speaker 1: who said I don't think so honey. When you fart in,

1386
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 1: a little bit of comm comes out in front of

1387
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 1: my father Richard, my mother Katrina, and my sister Chelsea

1388
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:54,719
Speaker 1: Ryan who speaking of standing ovations, your dad stood up. Yeah,

1389
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:57,720
Speaker 1: I think that. I think that they all really liked it.

1390
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm incredible with parents. Yeah, they love you. Um, and

1391
01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:08,759
Speaker 1: I'll tell them that you said hello, even though you didn't.

1392
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:12,839
Speaker 1: I always say hello to Tina. Her name is Trina.

1393
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:18,640
Speaker 1: I know I'm kidding. I'm kidding coaching Tina, coach and Trina. Um.

1394
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:22,000
Speaker 1: Joel thinks I'm from New Jersey more than he thinks

1395
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm from Long Island. I think he. I think he

1396
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:30,680
Speaker 1: think right now. Yeah, okay, um, okay. So, on this

1397
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:33,479
Speaker 1: episode of I Don't Think So Honey that has been

1398
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:38,280
Speaker 1: so kindly saved by Joel Kim, Um, I am honored

1399
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:42,280
Speaker 1: to sort of flip the phone in his direction, um

1400
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,200
Speaker 1: and press start for what will be a thrilling I

1401
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,760
Speaker 1: don't Think so Honey from one of the best um

1402
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:52,240
Speaker 1: robbed on the Clusterfest competition of I Don't Think so Honey,

1403
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 1: and here he is everyone, It's Joel Kim Booster and

1404
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:58,519
Speaker 1: his I don't Think so Honey starts now. I don't

1405
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:01,720
Speaker 1: Think so Honey. Long text messages. I do not want

1406
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:05,160
Speaker 1: to see a wall of text pop up on my phone.

1407
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:08,200
Speaker 1: That little ding that my phone does it is for

1408
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 1: tiny little messages. Where are you b r B. What

1409
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:14,320
Speaker 1: are you doing? You want to come over? That is it? Honey?

1410
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:17,400
Speaker 1: If I have to scroll through my phone to read

1411
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 1: the entirety of the message, I don't think so, honey.

1412
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:24,880
Speaker 1: Bring that wall down. Make it an email. Okay. If

1413
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:29,920
Speaker 1: you have to put paragraph indentations in your text message,

1414
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 1: it is too long. Is I have to scroll? It's

1415
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:37,439
Speaker 1: too long? If I even break it up, break it

1416
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:41,599
Speaker 1: up into smaller chunks. Even it's less aggressive to see

1417
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,720
Speaker 1: a smaller chunk of a text. These messages were not

1418
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:48,759
Speaker 1: meant to be long, Okay. I am like the fucking Jericho.

1419
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 1: Bring the wall down, Mr Gorbachev. I do not want

1420
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 1: to see the wall. That is the quote, and I

1421
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:59,080
Speaker 1: am leaving it there. Stop sending long test messages. Making

1422
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,880
Speaker 1: a phone call, and that's one minute. I disagree making

1423
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:04,760
Speaker 1: a phone call. I almost never want to get on

1424
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:07,720
Speaker 1: the phone. I don't like talking on the phone. But

1425
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,679
Speaker 1: but I will say this, you must love my texting

1426
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:15,320
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of short things. Sometimes sometimes I'll

1427
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 1: just be like, I'll just like, if I were texting

1428
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,800
Speaker 1: right now what I'm saying, it would be truly eight text.

1429
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:24,200
Speaker 1: Like the word like will be its own text for me.

1430
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,640
Speaker 1: So I'm really happy that that. I love seeing a

1431
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:30,880
Speaker 1: cluster of of of white. I love or blue. I

1432
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,559
Speaker 1: love seeing a cluster. I love seeing a cluster of white.

1433
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:40,720
Speaker 1: Joel Kim Booster, fresh off of vacation, drag him. I

1434
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:45,519
Speaker 1: love seeing a cluster of white. That um cluster of white.

1435
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:52,400
Speaker 1: Has good news ever been communicated in a long text message? Edifying?

1436
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:56,240
Speaker 1: Ever been? Ever been? It's usually someone who's like, I

1437
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,400
Speaker 1: just want to be honest with you. Whenever I'm sending

1438
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:03,200
Speaker 1: a a a something over text, it all has to

1439
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:06,000
Speaker 1: be one because I don't want to give them the

1440
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:10,040
Speaker 1: opportunity to interject. So I think that's why you see

1441
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:13,000
Speaker 1: a long text message happened because I want all the

1442
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:18,479
Speaker 1: information to come out before I get sort of derailed, sidetracked, misunderstood,

1443
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 1: um by someone interjecting mid text. But so I think

1444
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:27,160
Speaker 1: that's why you sort of may receive like an email

1445
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:32,160
Speaker 1: times them from people don't defend him? Is this maybe

1446
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 1: there is this what happened a couple of hours ago? No? No, no, no,

1447
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:39,680
Speaker 1: that was professional. Oh well, I'm I'm trusting that you

1448
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:43,160
Speaker 1: figured it out. Yeah, you have to meet people where

1449
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:48,439
Speaker 1: they are period. Um. Well, listen, I've learned a lot.

1450
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:51,760
Speaker 1: I feel we did exchange words on the culture. I

1451
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:57,519
Speaker 1: have to say that this was edifying, educational. You taught

1452
01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:01,360
Speaker 1: people about um what did teach about before? Again, I

1453
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not know its tone in bitch listen.

1454
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 1: I feel like you didn't make a catch phrase with me.

1455
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:08,519
Speaker 1: I feel like you didn't use any of the catch phrases.

1456
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:10,680
Speaker 1: We did so many rules of culture. I feel like

1457
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:14,280
Speaker 1: you didn't say you understand. I feel like you didn't

1458
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:17,880
Speaker 1: say you didn't create, You didn't create new vernacular with

1459
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:21,400
Speaker 1: me like that, dragging me. I think that this episode

1460
01:21:21,479 --> 01:21:22,880
Speaker 1: is gonna be one of the best. I think people

1461
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:26,360
Speaker 1: are going to be like wow, to know to know

1462
01:21:27,479 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 1: what what the girls are capable of when tragedy befalls,

1463
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 1: and let me just say what happened to Bowen? Bowen

1464
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: is often the Dominican Republic for reasons I don't think

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Speaker 1: I can disclose, but but they're good reasons. They're very

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01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:43,760
Speaker 1: cool reasons, and good reasons. Um and wouldn't you believe it,

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01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 1: the WiFi at his hotel in the d R not

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01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,080
Speaker 1: so great, and so he sort of hopped on and

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01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:53,720
Speaker 1: we sort of got very um uh sort of bow

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01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 1: and Yang is frustrated energy with the with the WiFi,

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01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 1: and I said, you know what, I'm just gonna nip

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01:21:58,479 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 1: this in a bud right now and calls one that

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01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:04,240
Speaker 1: I know at least was available before because they asked

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01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:06,639
Speaker 1: me to hang out, and that was you, Joe Kim.

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01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:09,000
Speaker 1: And I'm so happy that I did, because not only

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01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,840
Speaker 1: did I get to spend time with my sister, but

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01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:14,280
Speaker 1: I got to provide the readers with an excellent episode

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01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:17,200
Speaker 1: hosted by co mosted by one of our great minds.

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01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:20,560
Speaker 1: Can I tell you a story really quickly that the

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01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:24,240
Speaker 1: Dominican Republic just reminded me of because our friend, our

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01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:28,320
Speaker 1: friend Bowen isn't the Dominican republican the Jamaican Republic, and

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01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:32,040
Speaker 1: one of my friends, Sandra Bolick, is also in the

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01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:38,280
Speaker 1: Domaican Republic right now, and she somehow is now friends

1484
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:41,479
Speaker 1: with one of our mutual friends who listened to Iowa

1485
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:46,520
Speaker 1: Debury's podcast Iconic Class, where she listened to my episode

1486
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:52,519
Speaker 1: of UM where I talk about Sandra Bolick and texted

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01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 1: her a breakdown of what I said in the episode

1488
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,160
Speaker 1: and whether or not it was right or wrong, all

1489
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:00,719
Speaker 1: the questions I asked about Sandy and the one negative

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01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,559
Speaker 1: thing I said about Sandra Bullock. The one negative thing

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01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,519
Speaker 1: I said, I said, the only bad things Sandra Bullock

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01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:10,519
Speaker 1: has ever done is the millions millions. She should not

1493
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:13,400
Speaker 1: do voice over work. And she said, in response to that,

1494
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,360
Speaker 1: your friend Joel is absolutely correct. I fall apart in

1495
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:19,400
Speaker 1: the booth, and I've never done it all apart in

1496
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:23,280
Speaker 1: the booth. See that is so shocking at me. You

1497
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:26,400
Speaker 1: think she'd come alive in the booth. No, she needs

1498
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:28,600
Speaker 1: another person there. I see it for her, I see it.

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01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,599
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna say this about myself. I come

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01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,479
Speaker 1: alive in the booth. I do too. I love the booth.

1501
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:37,479
Speaker 1: I love the booth. I think the booth is a

1502
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:39,280
Speaker 1: great place. I think the booth is a place of

1503
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:42,400
Speaker 1: great opportunity. So color me shocked to hear that Sandra

1504
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:44,439
Speaker 1: Book doesn't like the booth. But maybe she just loves

1505
01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:47,280
Speaker 1: the camera just like it loves her. You know, she

1506
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: she loves the camera. I think she loves the tactile

1507
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:54,479
Speaker 1: nature of acting. She's always touching something, you know. I

1508
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:57,320
Speaker 1: think that's the problem. I think that's the problem. Yea.

1509
01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:00,280
Speaker 1: And what she's touching is our hearts, you know what?

1510
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:02,400
Speaker 1: You know what she has that in common with you,

1511
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:06,200
Speaker 1: and you were able to reach through the screen. Big

1512
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:13,600
Speaker 1: things coming, Jolie, Big things can't wait. I've got a

1513
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,559
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. I I got a lot of big

1514
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:19,000
Speaker 1: things waiting for me around New York City. Oh. I

1515
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:23,840
Speaker 1: hope that's not um a euphemism. But I also I

1516
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:26,400
Speaker 1: hope that's not it's not. I just I have a

1517
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,960
Speaker 1: lot of belongings that I have left over the city

1518
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:34,519
Speaker 1: in various storage units. Okay, well, Um, I'll suggest some

1519
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:38,320
Speaker 1: people to help you pick those things up. Uh, Joel Kim,

1520
01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:41,439
Speaker 1: we end every episode with a song, and I want

1521
01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:43,679
Speaker 1: you to know that last week we sort of iconically

1522
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:47,720
Speaker 1: ended with only Hope by Mandy Moore. I remember, um,

1523
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:51,160
Speaker 1: and so I would sort of like to And that's

1524
01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:53,040
Speaker 1: the reason we did that is because we mentioned her

1525
01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:55,400
Speaker 1: during the episode, and so I'd like to sing the

1526
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:58,680
Speaker 1: classic tune. Wait, wait, you have to name cousin of

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01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:02,800
Speaker 1: the week. Oh oh oh. The cousin of the week

1528
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:08,040
Speaker 1: is really tight between three people. Okay, the cousin of

1529
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:13,280
Speaker 1: the week is tight between Danielle stab for Um appearing

1530
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:16,720
Speaker 1: in the Erica Jaye documentary and claiming to know information

1531
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:19,480
Speaker 1: that we're not sure that she knows, and also resembling

1532
01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:22,760
Speaker 1: a Long Island sort of Tristate area girl that I

1533
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,680
Speaker 1: know and and and this is the lost Coach, so

1534
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,800
Speaker 1: I do get to sort of make the decision. And

1535
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:32,160
Speaker 1: then the next nominee is um Google and bat Raw

1536
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 1: because we don't really know what to do with her,

1537
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,639
Speaker 1: but we know we want her around at all times,

1538
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,880
Speaker 1: and she is a welcome presence, not a sister, not

1539
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:45,559
Speaker 1: a mother, no, something in the in the in between.

1540
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 1: And the third nominee for Cousin of the Week is

1541
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:54,640
Speaker 1: of course Hailee Steinfeld because we always love speaking of her.

1542
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:59,320
Speaker 1: She got accolades from her family and beyond for doing

1543
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:00,920
Speaker 1: a goofy act and we're in a big hat and

1544
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:03,479
Speaker 1: riding a horse, which you know if a cousin does

1545
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:06,200
Speaker 1: that in the family, it's the most hilarious thing, especially

1546
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:09,400
Speaker 1: when she's a cute girl voted for Trump and we

1547
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:16,400
Speaker 1: end every episode with a song He'm gonna She's a

1548
01:26:16,439 --> 01:26:25,840
Speaker 1: cousin of the week. Yeah. Any time we do not

1549
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:28,120
Speaker 1: have confirmation that Helly's find pubbled for Trump, it's a

1550
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:32,000
Speaker 1: vicious rumor and that that will starting, that it will

1551
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:35,400
Speaker 1: exist in Hollywood history. Goodbye, Goodbye,