WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Breaking & Entering

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<v Speaker 1>letters that are guaranteed to make every date more exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking about S and M. Those those letters

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<v Speaker 1>work as well, but I'm talking about a little B

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<v Speaker 1>and E, a little breaking and entering. That's right. That

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<v Speaker 1>is the way to spice up any date. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to Maria on her first date. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>why she thinks she might not be getting a call

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<v Speaker 1>back today because she broke into a house on her

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<v Speaker 1>first date. What's up, Maria? Hello? How are you? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you a criminal right now? No, it's not what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my own out. That's what criminals always say. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you just stopped at the house. You're like, I'll promise

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<v Speaker 1>that's my stop. I gotta get my TV out of

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<v Speaker 1>there real quick. But your your email said that you

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<v Speaker 1>think you might not be getting a call back because

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<v Speaker 1>you had to break into your own house. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a whole thing. Do you want to know

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? Yeah? First off, tell me about the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>How'd you meet him? Well? I met him on Bumble.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard good things about Bumble. I have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of girlfriends using it. Yeah, it's nice because the girls

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<v Speaker 1>have to start the conversation first, and you only have

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours to do it, so it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like all or nothing. You know, it's like tender, but

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have a bunch of pervy dudes hitting you

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<v Speaker 1>up NonStop, right exactly. Yeah, you kind of eliminate the

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<v Speaker 1>pervy dudes. And he seemed pretty cool, and we ended

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<v Speaker 1>up actually talking on the phone, which people don't do anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>and he seemed really smart and he had a really

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<v Speaker 1>cute laugh. And so he asked me if i'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out to dinner, and You're like, hell no,

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<v Speaker 1>let's break into a house. That sounds way more fun. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually offered that, but he was like, no, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather not, So you guys agreed to go out to dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>How'd that go? Well? He came to my house to

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<v Speaker 1>pick me up and I got out to the car

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<v Speaker 1>and I realized that I didn't have my keys. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a word. Yeah. So this is where the breaking and

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<v Speaker 1>entering comes in. Is your house easy to break into?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, of course not. I walked up hoping

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<v Speaker 1>that the door would be open still, but I'd locked

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<v Speaker 1>the handle, and we tried all the windows, tried all

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<v Speaker 1>the doors, and we ended up having to break one

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<v Speaker 1>of the windows to get in. How long did this

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<v Speaker 1>take you? It was a little over an hour. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a great start to your date. Why did you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do it right then? Why didn't you say, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call a locksmith. Let's go out have our dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>and then when we get back, maybe we can schedule

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<v Speaker 1>a locksmith to meet us. Well, yeah, when you say

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<v Speaker 1>it that way, it sounds really smart. But for some

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<v Speaker 1>reason that that's just not what we did. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those ones you're like, screw, we gotta get in

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<v Speaker 1>there right now. Break a window, right? Yeah? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>break the window or did he break the window? He

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<v Speaker 1>broke the window like a gentleman does, right. He found

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<v Speaker 1>a rock and checked it at the window and broke it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. So did you end up getting into

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<v Speaker 1>the house after the broken window? Please tell me you did, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thankful you might cat was okay, she wasn't anywhere near

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<v Speaker 1>the window, and then like, I mean, it was really dangerous,

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<v Speaker 1>but he climbed in the window. Then oh man, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>really sweet and nice of him to do. Here's the

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<v Speaker 1>best part, though, guys. He got in and he unlocked

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<v Speaker 1>the door, and I got in, and then I spent

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<v Speaker 1>like fifteen minutes searching the house, only to reel that

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<v Speaker 1>my keys were in my purse the whole time. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious? That sucks? You didn't dump your purse out

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<v Speaker 1>before you spent over an hour trying to break into

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<v Speaker 1>your own house. I mean, I swear I looked in

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<v Speaker 1>there like two or three times and they were not there.

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<v Speaker 1>What was his reaction to that? I mean I just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of tried to play it off like it was funny, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's funny. I would have about to laugh at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I could see it being a funny situation,

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<v Speaker 1>especially on a first date, right. I mean, that's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those things that you're like, you know, when we're married,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna look back at this and be like, oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>remember when Maria left her keys in the house. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say that to him, did you. No, I didn't. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just said, oh gosh, sorry, if you dropped the

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<v Speaker 1>married thing on him, that might be the reason he's

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<v Speaker 1>not getting back to you. No, I swear I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>use the word marriage. Okay. So were you able to

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<v Speaker 1>salvage the day at all? Well, at that point, we'd

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<v Speaker 1>spent pretty much our entire date trying to break into

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<v Speaker 1>my house, and he'd cut himself a little bit on

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<v Speaker 1>the window of um, not bad, like he didn't need

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<v Speaker 1>stitches or anything. We just kind of decided to call

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<v Speaker 1>it and we said that we would meet up sometime

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<v Speaker 1>next week for a real day. So he was bleeding

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<v Speaker 1>after spending an hour outside your home. Did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>ever meet up? No? Really, that was the last you

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<v Speaker 1>saw him. Yeah. So I've texted him a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>times and one time he didn't respond, and then another

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<v Speaker 1>time he was like, yeah, you know, we'll catch up sometime.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just really bogged down with everything at work right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you really think that he wouldn't be calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back just because you guys had to break into

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<v Speaker 1>your house and you forgot your keys. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it seemed like we had fun with it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, and we made light of the situation, and

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<v Speaker 1>I totally assumed that he would hang out with me again.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm just having a hard time understanding if

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<v Speaker 1>that's really what it was, or if there's something else.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well we'll play a song. Come back, call

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<v Speaker 1>him and get your second date update. Okay, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. Hang on Brooking Cuba in the morning. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're just tuning in for today's second date update. Maria

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone with us. She had a very

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<v Speaker 1>interesting first date with a guy named Aaron. They spent

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<v Speaker 1>the whole date breaking into her house. She thought that

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<v Speaker 1>she forgot her keys when he came to pick her up.

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<v Speaker 1>She searched everywhere. Ultimately it ended with him breaking a window,

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<v Speaker 1>crawling inside, cutting himself, and then opening up the door,

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<v Speaker 1>only for her to find out that the keys were

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<v Speaker 1>actually in her purse the whole time. That's the only

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<v Speaker 1>reason you can think of, Maria. Nothing else on your date,

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<v Speaker 1>no other reason why he wouldn't be calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>There was nothing else that happened that I have been

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<v Speaker 1>able to think of. When he left, he said, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to reschedule this. Yeah, I mean, I said, let's

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<v Speaker 1>hang out again, and he said, okay, great. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it seems like you wanted to see you again.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he did cut his hand on your window. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you got an infection and it is no longer with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Could have happened, God, I hope not. Well we'll find out.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now. I'm gonna Dallas phone and Brokay, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello, I'm looking for Aaron. Yeah, it's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this? Hey, what's up, Aaron? How are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewil from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. From

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<v Speaker 1>who Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show. Okay, yeah, yeah, so you've heard of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. Yeah, I've heard of it. Okay. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard of the segment we do call the Second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update? No? Sorry, Oh that's okay. You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>very familiar with it because you're a part of a

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Update. Now what. It's a segment we do

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<v Speaker 1>on our show where if you go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with somebody and then end up not calling them

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<v Speaker 1>back afterwards, they email us to see if we can

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<v Speaker 1>get you on the phone and ask what went wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>So a girl named Maria emailed us about you. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the excited voice, right. Yeah. She told us a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about your date didn't sound like much of

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<v Speaker 1>a date, just breaking into her house basically when you

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<v Speaker 1>came to pick her up. Oh my god, Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>that did happen. But she also said that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling her back, and at the end of that experience,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys had sort of made plans to go out again. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, it just it just doesn't seem like it's

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<v Speaker 1>really a great fit, you know, like, it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't want to I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be mean, but it just seems like it would

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of hard to actually date her. Why is that, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just it feel like we're on

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<v Speaker 1>different different levels, if that makes any sense. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>because you had to break into her house because she

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<v Speaker 1>forgot her keys that were actually in her purse. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that at all. That was actually pretty great.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get to break a lot of windows. That

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<v Speaker 1>was really fun. Oh so you did think that that part, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the only part really of your whole date. You had

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<v Speaker 1>a good time with her? Yeah, yeah, If Ebruary girl

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<v Speaker 1>wanted me to break into her house. I would totally

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<v Speaker 1>be fine with. That's a fun adventure. Yeah, okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>seems like an exciting time. I'm thought the blood would

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<v Speaker 1>definitely be like, well, I cut myself and I'm leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was. It was super minor, and shit, man,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not a big deal. So then, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that you're not calling her back? Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're on the same level or whatever you said. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so while we were around like one of the signs

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<v Speaker 1>of our house, trying to find a window to get into,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were talking. We were trying to have like

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<v Speaker 1>salvage a date out of this, right, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>the first time we've talked in person. So we were

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<v Speaker 1>chatting and you're having like first date, get to know

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<v Speaker 1>me conversation over trying to give me a window open

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<v Speaker 1>to get into a house. Yeah, we're just thinking like

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<v Speaker 1>small talk or whatever. So we're talking about set shows

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<v Speaker 1>that we're watching, and we both we both love Game

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<v Speaker 1>of Thrones, okay, which is my favorite. Ye I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna spoil anything, but we were we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>it and she said something that seemed kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Early on. She was she just said, uh, it's weird

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<v Speaker 1>that a thousand years ago people had to worry about

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<v Speaker 1>getting eaten by dragons. But she was joking, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that was being what I thought. So I laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was funny, and she heard me laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, what, dragons are bad? Just like that,

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<v Speaker 1>just like that, So she thought dragons were real. At

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<v Speaker 1>this point, I don't know what she's thinking. I like,

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<v Speaker 1>is this some sort of is is she messing with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this like some tests like will you break a window?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that I think dragons are real? Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's all some elaborate first date tests, you know, And

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know. So I'm like, I'm sort of

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<v Speaker 1>feeling it out. And I laughed, and I like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we're having an okay time. And she keeps talking

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<v Speaker 1>about like what this time period would have been like

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<v Speaker 1>to live in, not this universe, this time period. She

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<v Speaker 1>actually said Game of Thrones is my favorite period piece.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe she just used the wrong wording. Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way she actually thinks it's like a re enactment

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<v Speaker 1>from real life as far as I can tell, Like

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't think like there were cameras there obviously, like

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<v Speaker 1>she can, but she thinks it's like he's on a

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<v Speaker 1>true story, like that she got into like how it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird that wizards and witches just like aren't around as

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<v Speaker 1>much anymore, like disappeared at any time? Did you explain

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<v Speaker 1>to her the Game of Thrones is made up and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a documentary. Look, man, if she thinks that's true,

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<v Speaker 1>then I don't want to break her heart. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to crush her and tell her about the terrible world.

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<v Speaker 1>And if she's messing with me, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>admit that I'm fooled. There's no wins situation. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you're screwed. Hey, Aaron, I do want to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know, though, that you might have crushed her. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean? I mean that she's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening to this conversation. She might have just

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<v Speaker 1>found out that Game of Thrones it is not real. Maria,

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<v Speaker 1>are you still there? I'm not stupid. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>Game of Thrones isn't real. It's not a documentary, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's based on true events. I mean, I hope you're

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<v Speaker 1>messing with me. I hope that this is just a

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<v Speaker 1>really good joke. I know, it's like the Renaissance, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like that stuff. It's like that's your Viking, you know, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you trying to say that Vikings aren't real?

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<v Speaker 1>Vikings are real. They existed. Dragons did not exist. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't anymore because humans killed them. Okay, are you

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<v Speaker 1>guys screwed with me? Are you all prank? No, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. I promise you. Maria wanted to call

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<v Speaker 1>you to find out what we're wrong on the day

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<v Speaker 1>I should I should have known what the window you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were, that somebody was setting me up this whole thing. No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a setup, I promise you, Maria. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you really think that dragons existed? They did. I've read

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<v Speaker 1>history books about them. Sci fi and history books are

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<v Speaker 1>not the same thing. That's why I'm not dumb guys,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I know that the Game of Drone story is dramatized,

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<v Speaker 1>but like dragons actually existed in the Renaissance, can read

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<v Speaker 1>about it, And like witchcraft in wizardry was a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>that part's true. I don't know which books you're reading, Maria,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want to read them. It's in tons of books,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can start by reading the Bible because it's

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<v Speaker 1>got all of that, all right. I know that they

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<v Speaker 1>exist and I have fo you don't even have to

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<v Speaker 1>read the books like I'll send you the Wikipedia links

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<v Speaker 1>that I found, so you're you're serious, you really believe

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<v Speaker 1>this one. I believe with all my heart that dragons

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<v Speaker 1>used to exist, and I'm afraid that they'll come back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Science is not a belief system. If

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<v Speaker 1>the Bible read it? Are there dragons in the Bible? Well, Maria,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think about that? Being the reason that

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron's not calling you back because he disagrees with you

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<v Speaker 1>on the whole dragons being real things. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the tone of this whole thing because it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's making fun of me, but Aaron is the ignorant one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not making fun of you, Maria. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't read what you've read, and I'm not as educated

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<v Speaker 1>as you on the subject, so I can't claim to

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about dragons. Well you should do that, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's an interesting subject. Okay, I will. At this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to ask Aaron though, real quick, Aaron,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second date with Maria?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. I mean at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she wants to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second day with me, but I'm kind of curious where

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<v Speaker 1>this goes. That Maria, you want to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>her again? Dude? You know what, like I'm up for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like you only get one chance so much

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<v Speaker 1>to have this kind of fun, Right, Maria, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Aaron again? Yeah? You guys

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<v Speaker 1>can hash out the whole Game of Thrones thing in

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<v Speaker 1>person if Aaron is open to hearing me out and

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<v Speaker 1>reading my books, and yes, I would consider going out

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<v Speaker 1>with him again. Aaron, can you promise to go into

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<v Speaker 1>this next day with Maria with an open mind about dragons?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely wonderful. Congratulations Maria, you got your second date. I

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<v Speaker 1>love you guys. Thank you so much. No, Maria, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for today's phone call. That was awesome. Broken

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<v Speaker 1>jewel in the morning,