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Speaker 1: and E, a little breaking and entering. That's right. That
Speaker 1: is the way to spice up any date. And that's
Speaker 1: what happened to Maria on her first date. And that's
Speaker 1: why she thinks she might not be getting a call
Speaker 1: back today because she broke into a house on her
Speaker 1: first date. What's up, Maria? Hello? How are you? Are
Speaker 1: you a criminal right now? No, it's not what you think.
Speaker 1: It was my own out. That's what criminals always say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just stopped at the house. You're like, I'll promise
Speaker 1: that's my stop. I gotta get my TV out of
Speaker 1: there real quick. But your your email said that you
Speaker 1: think you might not be getting a call back because
Speaker 1: you had to break into your own house. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: it was a whole thing. Do you want to know
Speaker 1: what happened? Yeah? First off, tell me about the guy.
Speaker 1: How'd you meet him? Well? I met him on Bumble.
Speaker 1: I've heard good things about Bumble. I have a couple
Speaker 1: of girlfriends using it. Yeah, it's nice because the girls
Speaker 1: have to start the conversation first, and you only have
Speaker 1: twenty four hours to do it, so it's kind of
Speaker 1: like all or nothing. You know, it's like tender, but
Speaker 1: you don't have a bunch of pervy dudes hitting you
Speaker 1: up NonStop, right exactly. Yeah, you kind of eliminate the
Speaker 1: pervy dudes. And he seemed pretty cool, and we ended
Speaker 1: up actually talking on the phone, which people don't do anymore,
Speaker 1: and he seemed really smart and he had a really
Speaker 1: cute laugh. And so he asked me if i'd like
Speaker 1: to go out to dinner, and You're like, hell no,
Speaker 1: let's break into a house. That sounds way more fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually offered that, but he was like, no, I'd
Speaker 1: rather not, So you guys agreed to go out to dinner.
Speaker 1: How'd that go? Well? He came to my house to
Speaker 1: pick me up and I got out to the car
Speaker 1: and I realized that I didn't have my keys. That's
Speaker 1: a word. Yeah. So this is where the breaking and
Speaker 1: entering comes in. Is your house easy to break into?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, of course not. I walked up hoping
Speaker 1: that the door would be open still, but I'd locked
Speaker 1: the handle, and we tried all the windows, tried all
Speaker 1: the doors, and we ended up having to break one
Speaker 1: of the windows to get in. How long did this
Speaker 1: take you? It was a little over an hour. That's
Speaker 1: a great start to your date. Why did you have
Speaker 1: to do it right then? Why didn't you say, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll call a locksmith. Let's go out have our dinner,
Speaker 1: and then when we get back, maybe we can schedule
Speaker 1: a locksmith to meet us. Well, yeah, when you say
Speaker 1: it that way, it sounds really smart. But for some
Speaker 1: reason that that's just not what we did. It's one
Speaker 1: of those ones you're like, screw, we gotta get in
Speaker 1: there right now. Break a window, right? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 1: break the window or did he break the window? He
Speaker 1: broke the window like a gentleman does, right. He found
Speaker 1: a rock and checked it at the window and broke it.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So did you end up getting into
Speaker 1: the house after the broken window? Please tell me you did, yes,
Speaker 1: thankful you might cat was okay, she wasn't anywhere near
Speaker 1: the window, and then like, I mean, it was really dangerous,
Speaker 1: but he climbed in the window. Then oh man, yeah,
Speaker 1: really sweet and nice of him to do. Here's the
Speaker 1: best part, though, guys. He got in and he unlocked
Speaker 1: the door, and I got in, and then I spent
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes searching the house, only to reel that
Speaker 1: my keys were in my purse the whole time. Are
Speaker 1: you serious? That sucks? You didn't dump your purse out
Speaker 1: before you spent over an hour trying to break into
Speaker 1: your own house. I mean, I swear I looked in
Speaker 1: there like two or three times and they were not there.
Speaker 1: What was his reaction to that? I mean I just
Speaker 1: kind of tried to play it off like it was funny, Right,
Speaker 1: that's funny. I would have about to laugh at it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I could see it being a funny situation,
Speaker 1: especially on a first date, right. I mean, that's one
Speaker 1: of those things that you're like, you know, when we're married,
Speaker 1: we're gonna look back at this and be like, oh gosh,
Speaker 1: remember when Maria left her keys in the house. You
Speaker 1: didn't say that to him, did you. No, I didn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just said, oh gosh, sorry, if you dropped the
Speaker 1: married thing on him, that might be the reason he's
Speaker 1: not getting back to you. No, I swear I didn't
Speaker 1: use the word marriage. Okay. So were you able to
Speaker 1: salvage the day at all? Well, at that point, we'd
Speaker 1: spent pretty much our entire date trying to break into
Speaker 1: my house, and he'd cut himself a little bit on
Speaker 1: the window of um, not bad, like he didn't need
Speaker 1: stitches or anything. We just kind of decided to call
Speaker 1: it and we said that we would meet up sometime
Speaker 1: next week for a real day. So he was bleeding
Speaker 1: after spending an hour outside your home. Did you guys
Speaker 1: ever meet up? No? Really, that was the last you
Speaker 1: saw him. Yeah. So I've texted him a couple of
Speaker 1: times and one time he didn't respond, and then another
Speaker 1: time he was like, yeah, you know, we'll catch up sometime.
Speaker 1: I'm just really bogged down with everything at work right now.
Speaker 1: But do you really think that he wouldn't be calling
Speaker 1: you back just because you guys had to break into
Speaker 1: your house and you forgot your keys. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, it seemed like we had fun with it.
Speaker 1: You know, and we made light of the situation, and
Speaker 1: I totally assumed that he would hang out with me again.
Speaker 1: And so I'm just having a hard time understanding if
Speaker 1: that's really what it was, or if there's something else.
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll play a song. Come back, call
Speaker 1: him and get your second date update. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Hang on Brooking Cuba in the morning. If
Speaker 1: you're just tuning in for today's second date update. Maria
Speaker 1: is on the phone with us. She had a very
Speaker 1: interesting first date with a guy named Aaron. They spent
Speaker 1: the whole date breaking into her house. She thought that
Speaker 1: she forgot her keys when he came to pick her up.
Speaker 1: She searched everywhere. Ultimately it ended with him breaking a window,
Speaker 1: crawling inside, cutting himself, and then opening up the door,
Speaker 1: only for her to find out that the keys were
Speaker 1: actually in her purse the whole time. That's the only
Speaker 1: reason you can think of, Maria. Nothing else on your date,
Speaker 1: no other reason why he wouldn't be calling you back.
Speaker 1: There was nothing else that happened that I have been
Speaker 1: able to think of. When he left, he said, I
Speaker 1: want to reschedule this. Yeah, I mean, I said, let's
Speaker 1: hang out again, and he said, okay, great. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so it seems like you wanted to see you again.
Speaker 1: Well he did cut his hand on your window. Maybe
Speaker 1: you got an infection and it is no longer with us.
Speaker 1: Could have happened, God, I hope not. Well we'll find out.
Speaker 1: Right now. I'm gonna Dallas phone and Brokay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, I'm looking for Aaron. Yeah, it's me.
Speaker 1: Who's this? Hey, what's up, Aaron? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewil from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. From
Speaker 1: who Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, yeah, yeah, so you've heard of
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, I've heard of it. Okay. Have you
Speaker 1: ever heard of the segment we do call the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update? No? Sorry, Oh that's okay. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: very familiar with it because you're a part of a
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. Now what. It's a segment we do
Speaker 1: on our show where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and then end up not calling them
Speaker 1: back afterwards, they email us to see if we can
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and ask what went wrong.
Speaker 1: So a girl named Maria emailed us about you. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: that's the excited voice, right. Yeah. She told us a
Speaker 1: little bit about your date didn't sound like much of
Speaker 1: a date, just breaking into her house basically when you
Speaker 1: came to pick her up. Oh my god, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: that did happen. But she also said that you're not
Speaker 1: calling her back, and at the end of that experience,
Speaker 1: you guys had sort of made plans to go out again. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it just it just doesn't seem like it's
Speaker 1: really a great fit, you know, like, it seems like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 1: to be mean, but it just seems like it would
Speaker 1: be kind of hard to actually date her. Why is that, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just it feel like we're on
Speaker 1: different different levels, if that makes any sense. Is it
Speaker 1: because you had to break into her house because she
Speaker 1: forgot her keys that were actually in her purse. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's not that at all. That was actually pretty great.
Speaker 1: I don't get to break a lot of windows. That
Speaker 1: was really fun. Oh so you did think that that part, well,
Speaker 1: the only part really of your whole date. You had
Speaker 1: a good time with her? Yeah, yeah, If Ebruary girl
Speaker 1: wanted me to break into her house. I would totally
Speaker 1: be fine with. That's a fun adventure. Yeah, okay, it
Speaker 1: seems like an exciting time. I'm thought the blood would
Speaker 1: definitely be like, well, I cut myself and I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: Oh it was. It was super minor, and shit, man,
Speaker 1: it was not a big deal. So then, what's the
Speaker 1: reason that you're not calling her back? Why don't you
Speaker 1: feel like you're on the same level or whatever you said. Well,
Speaker 1: so while we were around like one of the signs
Speaker 1: of our house, trying to find a window to get into,
Speaker 1: and we were talking. We were trying to have like
Speaker 1: salvage a date out of this, right, and this is
Speaker 1: the first time we've talked in person. So we were
Speaker 1: chatting and you're having like first date, get to know
Speaker 1: me conversation over trying to give me a window open
Speaker 1: to get into a house. Yeah, we're just thinking like
Speaker 1: small talk or whatever. So we're talking about set shows
Speaker 1: that we're watching, and we both we both love Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones, okay, which is my favorite. Ye I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna spoil anything, but we were we were talking about
Speaker 1: it and she said something that seemed kind of weird.
Speaker 1: Early on. She was she just said, uh, it's weird
Speaker 1: that a thousand years ago people had to worry about
Speaker 1: getting eaten by dragons. But she was joking, right, I
Speaker 1: mean that was being what I thought. So I laughed.
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny, and she heard me laughing,
Speaker 1: and she was like, what, dragons are bad? Just like that,
Speaker 1: just like that, So she thought dragons were real. At
Speaker 1: this point, I don't know what she's thinking. I like,
Speaker 1: is this some sort of is is she messing with me?
Speaker 1: Is this like some tests like will you break a window?
Speaker 1: Do you think that I think dragons are real? Like
Speaker 1: it's all some elaborate first date tests, you know, And
Speaker 1: so I don't know. So I'm like, I'm sort of
Speaker 1: feeling it out. And I laughed, and I like, I
Speaker 1: think we're having an okay time. And she keeps talking
Speaker 1: about like what this time period would have been like
Speaker 1: to live in, not this universe, this time period. She
Speaker 1: actually said Game of Thrones is my favorite period piece.
Speaker 1: So maybe she just used the wrong wording. Like there's
Speaker 1: no way she actually thinks it's like a re enactment
Speaker 1: from real life as far as I can tell, Like
Speaker 1: she doesn't think like there were cameras there obviously, like
Speaker 1: she can, but she thinks it's like he's on a
Speaker 1: true story, like that she got into like how it's
Speaker 1: weird that wizards and witches just like aren't around as
Speaker 1: much anymore, like disappeared at any time? Did you explain
Speaker 1: to her the Game of Thrones is made up and
Speaker 1: it's not a documentary. Look, man, if she thinks that's true,
Speaker 1: then I don't want to break her heart. I don't
Speaker 1: want to crush her and tell her about the terrible world.
Speaker 1: And if she's messing with me, I don't want to
Speaker 1: admit that I'm fooled. There's no wins situation. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess you're screwed. Hey, Aaron, I do want to let
Speaker 1: you know, though, that you might have crushed her. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? I mean that she's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening to this conversation. She might have just
Speaker 1: found out that Game of Thrones it is not real. Maria,
Speaker 1: are you still there? I'm not stupid. I know that
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones isn't real. It's not a documentary, but
Speaker 1: it's based on true events. I mean, I hope you're
Speaker 1: messing with me. I hope that this is just a
Speaker 1: really good joke. I know, it's like the Renaissance, you know,
Speaker 1: like that stuff. It's like that's your Viking, you know, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you trying to say that Vikings aren't real?
Speaker 1: Vikings are real. They existed. Dragons did not exist. Well,
Speaker 1: they don't anymore because humans killed them. Okay, are you
Speaker 1: guys screwed with me? Are you all prank? No, we're
Speaker 1: not at all. I promise you. Maria wanted to call
Speaker 1: you to find out what we're wrong on the day
Speaker 1: I should I should have known what the window you
Speaker 1: guys were, that somebody was setting me up this whole thing. No,
Speaker 1: this is not a setup, I promise you, Maria. Do
Speaker 1: you really think that dragons existed? They did. I've read
Speaker 1: history books about them. Sci fi and history books are
Speaker 1: not the same thing. That's why I'm not dumb guys,
Speaker 1: Like I know that the Game of Drone story is dramatized,
Speaker 1: but like dragons actually existed in the Renaissance, can read
Speaker 1: about it, And like witchcraft in wizardry was a thing,
Speaker 1: that part's true. I don't know which books you're reading, Maria,
Speaker 1: but I want to read them. It's in tons of books,
Speaker 1: and you can start by reading the Bible because it's
Speaker 1: got all of that, all right. I know that they
Speaker 1: exist and I have fo you don't even have to
Speaker 1: read the books like I'll send you the Wikipedia links
Speaker 1: that I found, so you're you're serious, you really believe
Speaker 1: this one. I believe with all my heart that dragons
Speaker 1: used to exist, and I'm afraid that they'll come back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Science is not a belief system. If
Speaker 1: the Bible read it? Are there dragons in the Bible? Well, Maria,
Speaker 1: what do you think about that? Being the reason that
Speaker 1: Aaron's not calling you back because he disagrees with you
Speaker 1: on the whole dragons being real things. I don't like
Speaker 1: the tone of this whole thing because it feels like
Speaker 1: everyone's making fun of me, but Aaron is the ignorant one.
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of you, Maria. I just I
Speaker 1: haven't read what you've read, and I'm not as educated
Speaker 1: as you on the subject, so I can't claim to
Speaker 1: know anything about dragons. Well you should do that, because
Speaker 1: it's an interesting subject. Okay, I will. At this point,
Speaker 1: I would like to ask Aaron though, real quick, Aaron,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date with Maria?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I mean at this point,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she wants to go on a
Speaker 1: second day with me, but I'm kind of curious where
Speaker 1: this goes. That Maria, you want to go out with
Speaker 1: her again? Dude? You know what, like I'm up for it.
Speaker 1: You know, like you only get one chance so much
Speaker 1: to have this kind of fun, Right, Maria, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Aaron again? Yeah? You guys
Speaker 1: can hash out the whole Game of Thrones thing in
Speaker 1: person if Aaron is open to hearing me out and
Speaker 1: reading my books, and yes, I would consider going out
Speaker 1: with him again. Aaron, can you promise to go into
Speaker 1: this next day with Maria with an open mind about dragons?
Speaker 1: Absolutely wonderful. Congratulations Maria, you got your second date. I
Speaker 1: love you guys. Thank you so much. No, Maria, thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for today's phone call. That was awesome. Broken
Speaker 1: jewel in the morning,