1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought more hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 1: the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 6 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere on a Saturday's. 8 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: Saturday's Saturday, Welcome into the Magic Podcast Salt Mine, another 9 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: edition of The Fifth Hour, a spinoff of the Overnight Show. 10 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 1: We thank you for finding the program. Spent some time 11 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: with you here on a Saturday from the Secret Podcast 12 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 1: Studio deep in the north Woods. And I'm loving I'm 13 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,639 Speaker 1: absolutely loving it, like that old McDonald's catchphrase, back and day. 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: You're loving it this new podcast studio. Now, I I 15 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,959 Speaker 1: am twenty four hours a day readily available via commercial 16 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: radio or podcasting. And I know that makes you very happy. 17 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: They are. You're very excited about that? Why not? It's 18 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: a it's an exciting time. Yes. The Mallard Militia like 19 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: that very much. We are joined from West of the 20 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: four oh five. David gascon David Guest, I'm on make 21 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: youth you room or I'm here I get some I 22 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: got some good and breaking news for you on this Saturday. Um. 23 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: You know, we had something that came down a few 24 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: days ago with a certain governor in a certain recall, 25 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,559 Speaker 1: and I am happy to report, which I thought would 26 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: happen and it certainly did, is that the uh l 27 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: A County is now issuing a new health order that 28 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: will require proof of a vaccination for all customers and 29 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: employees for indoor bars, wineries, breweries, nightclubs, and also make 30 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: outdoor events like Dodger games, rams games and charges. How 31 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: about that? I mean, who would have thought that would 32 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: have happened after an election? Right? Congratulations? Right there you go. 33 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: That's right, a fucking surprise, right. That is amazing. Okay, 34 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,119 Speaker 1: well listen, that's the the end. It is amazing. Though. 35 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: The amazing thing is that in some places you can 36 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: just go to a game you don't have to show 37 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: any kind of proof that you've had a jab or 38 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: anything like that, and then in other places you can't. 39 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:39,119 Speaker 1: You can't go anywhere without having the the verification, which 40 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: is going to do a tremendous service for those that 41 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: make counterfeit vaccine cards and things like that. And uh, 42 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: of course there's a database though, So how's this gonna work? 43 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,239 Speaker 1: You have to have your name entered in the database 44 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: or I'm not sure. I'm sure how that all all 45 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: goes down. I don't know. I mean, you think about 46 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: the folks that want to get their DNA checked. Um, 47 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: they'll probably signing up for this as quickly as possible. Um. 48 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: I'm sure protecting DNA you protect at all times. Right, 49 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:16,399 Speaker 1: you say no to that? That is that is very sacred. 50 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: It's just well, one, I don't need to know where 51 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 1: I came from. I know where I'm at now. Um, 52 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 1: I don't need to be digging up people from the past, 53 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: because if they're not here now, then they're not gonna 54 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: be around in the future. Um. Now, what's the out 55 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,359 Speaker 1: of benefit? Right? Like? What am I gonna do put 56 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: something down on a job application? Now? Like am I 57 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: gonna claim like I'm some kind of group or or 58 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: what not? Our ethnicity? Now that I find something out, 59 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: now I get care less. I am who I am. 60 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: I don't need that ship. Come on, man, exactly. It 61 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: both presidents in there today. That's job. Yeah, I've been 62 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: working on my my sound of fake game. I've been 63 00:03:55,680 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: trying to. Yeah, it's interesting. I don't I don't know 64 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: what that is. But I even got former president. Yeah, 65 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,839 Speaker 1: I got Obama, Biden and Trump nicely done. Yeah, I've 66 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: got I've got everything, you know, So it's uh, get 67 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: you get see you have forty three, forty four and 68 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: forty five, or it's got four, that's right, Yeah, you 69 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: have forty four in a row. I don't have any Bush, 70 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: don't be rude. I'm sorry. I don't have any. Mr President, 71 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: I do not have any there, so we all need 72 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: to laugh. Yes, that's why we're here. That's why we're 73 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: here too. How many people are being triggered right now? Guest? 74 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: And well, I get an email from someone I used 75 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: to listen to your podcast and then you played those 76 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: sound effects and then all of a sudden, I can't 77 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: listen anymore. Probably may maybe, yeah, maybe they'll maybe they'll 78 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 1: recall you, maybe they'll bring you back into uh to 79 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,919 Speaker 1: the studios at Fox for doing this. That's you know. 80 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: I heard they were bringing employees back there on vacations 81 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: because they were oh yeah, well maybe, I mean some 82 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: people didn't want to work and other people had to 83 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: come in there and it was you know, did you 84 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: did you verbally? Uh? Did you verbally murder Brian Finley 85 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:20,159 Speaker 1: last week? Um No, I've been seeing my therapist and 86 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 1: I've been I'm getting a therapy dog and taking my 87 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: meds and so I'm okay, I'm yeah, it's been it's 88 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: been okay, I've gotten over it. Professional professional. I thought 89 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 1: Ilo was great. I was concerned. I've known Isaac since 90 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: he was in high school, and I know he is 91 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: an old soul. He's very professional. He goes to bed early, uh, 92 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: and I was concerned he wasn't gona play along. We 93 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: liked to goof around in the overnight. But I thought 94 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: Isaac was great and we had a we had a 95 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,719 Speaker 1: good time, had a lot of laughs, and I'm I 96 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 1: was pleasantly surprised. I thought Isaac did a wonderful job 97 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 1: filling in and I saw his name on the schedule. 98 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,679 Speaker 1: I was like, whoa wait a minute here, what's going on? 99 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: Did somebody make a mistake here? And then when he 100 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: showed up, pretty cool? Wow? Yeah, I love it. Always 101 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: nice when you're pleasantly see this is the one of 102 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: the advantages guest on you when you always think the 103 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: worst and then you get a pleasant surprise. You're like, wow, 104 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: that was that was just what we needed. Yeah, that 105 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 1: was outstaying. So I mean, you would you you would 106 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: agree that it's not often. Well, actually, like the ability 107 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:36,559 Speaker 1: for an anchor during her show to elevate your show 108 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: is not it doesn't that's not high on the on 109 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,919 Speaker 1: the radar, right, Like, well, it's more likely for an 110 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 1: anchor to torpedo your show, not to elevate it. Well, 111 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,279 Speaker 1: that's been my experience often that that it's uh enemy 112 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: combatant friendly fire. I like to say, I'm often taken 113 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: down by friendly fire. Um, but I go in with 114 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: the high expectations and and hopes that that will not 115 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: be the case. And then eventually I just settle in. 116 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, that's gonna happen, so I'll just kind 117 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: of deal with it. And then, you know, occasionally, very 118 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 1: rarely do I just completely lose lose all sense of reality. 119 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: But typically when you give first round tennis scores of 120 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: people no one has heard the funk of that normally 121 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 1: triggers me. That normally gets me. That's that is a 122 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: pet peeve of mind, and that sends me sadeways. So 123 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: on this Saturday podcast, we have a exclusive story that 124 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: I have saved for the podcast, uh called Swat. It's 125 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: called Swat and Man of the People. I also got 126 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: a very before we get it all that I just 127 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: remembered here. I had a very unique cameo experience. And 128 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this before before I get into to 129 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: the full cameo story. I love doing the cameos, and 130 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 1: you know that sporadically they pop up every so often 131 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: the big fan of the show wants to have something unique, 132 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: can and do the cameo, and I think it's great 133 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: and wonderful. I'm on cameo dot com Ben Maller, but 134 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: if I can please, if you're planning on doing that, 135 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: you don't have to do it. It's fine, you know 136 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: some of some of you guys have done it for 137 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: a few people. It's tradition, like once a year, I'll 138 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,720 Speaker 1: do a cameo for you, and I love doing it. 139 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 1: But all right, little pet Peeve here, no the pet Peeve. 140 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 1: So if you're gonna do a cameo, I beg of 141 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: you to go on cameo dot com and book there 142 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: and I'll tell you why because if you buy on 143 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 1: if you have an iPhone and you're buying the app store, 144 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,199 Speaker 1: Apple takes let me, let me hold us, let me 145 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,760 Speaker 1: look at the math here. Guess I gotta go to 146 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,680 Speaker 1: my I'm gonna go to the phones on this hold 147 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 1: on to stake here. Let's see if I can get 148 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 1: this up real quick, because the percentage that is shaved 149 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 1: off the top is insane. It is absolutely mansion live 150 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,640 Speaker 1: here on the podcast. I'm going to the going to 151 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 1: the Cameo app, which I have on my phone, and 152 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 1: I am alright, let's see. Oh yeah, here's the breakdown. 153 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 1: So when you if you buy a cameo on the regular, 154 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 1: like the most people use the app, Apple takes thirty 155 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 1: off the top. Yes, they shave uh. Cameo then takes 156 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: so now I don't cameo or whatever they take, but 157 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: the thirty percent where if you if you the same cameo, 158 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: if you get it on cameo dot com, they don't 159 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 1: take thet percent. It's just and you know how I 160 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 1: learned that, and I gotta set it up. We're having 161 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 1: downe on my my phone. But there was a guy 162 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:50,240 Speaker 1: on the office, you know, the uh, the one of 163 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 1: the assistants I forget the guy's name. Uh, and I 164 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,439 Speaker 1: don't know how else to describe him other than he's 165 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: African American. Kinda is a meme of the guy. You know, 166 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,320 Speaker 1: the actor I'm talking talking about, kind of an older guy, 167 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 1: middle aged guy. Older guy, got a very distinctive face, 168 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,199 Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. I don't remember the 169 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: guy's name. I'd say his name. I remember his name. 170 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,840 Speaker 1: I'm not good with names and actors. I don't know 171 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 1: the voice. Uh. He's the guy you know, he had 172 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,560 Speaker 1: the famous like his eye roll, kind of like his 173 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,040 Speaker 1: disheveled face look where he kind of he's very charismatic 174 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: with his face. But it does not important. So that 175 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:31,319 Speaker 1: guy's on cameo and he had on his page he 176 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,080 Speaker 1: is unavailable unless you book on cameo dot com. So 177 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 1: that guy, he's like he figured it out. He's like, hey, listen, 178 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 1: I'm only gonna do it this way. Um, but no 179 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 1: I did. I did a cameo for Auzzy Momentum, and 180 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 1: he wanted me to give advice to a buddy of 181 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,679 Speaker 1: his who It's always weird because I don't know if 182 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 1: this other person knows who I am. And I'm as 183 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 1: odd and uh, and I had to, like, you know, 184 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,680 Speaker 1: talk some azzy rules football. So I did at AUSSI 185 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 1: rules hot Assy rules football talk a little bit of that, 186 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,840 Speaker 1: did some recon on the assy rules football, but it 187 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 1: was it was cool. So cameo dot com I am 188 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 1: I am available, and it'll sound better than before because 189 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:16,720 Speaker 1: before I had that that shitty podcast studio and now 190 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's uh, first class all the way. 191 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 1: I got a sound effect here. I mean, come on, 192 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: even Brittany over their loves that's right, she's a fan. 193 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:32,080 Speaker 1: She can't. Oh my god. All right, So the the 194 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 1: swat story here gascon. So this being the fifth hour, 195 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: I try to save some of said some the life 196 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,599 Speaker 1: of Mallark, the life of Mallard on the on the 197 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 1: Saturday podcast. So I have put aside this particular story, 198 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 1: which is a pretty good source one of the more 199 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,640 Speaker 1: interesting things that's ever happened to me in my life. 200 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: In my life, something like this had never happened before. 201 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:57,319 Speaker 1: So last weekend I found myself I don't even tell 202 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 1: you about this. I didn't even tell you about this. 203 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: I didn't text you don't even know about this. So 204 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,600 Speaker 1: I found myself in my old stomping grounds in South 205 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:07,199 Speaker 1: Orange County. Now, I went to the Holy Land at 206 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,760 Speaker 1: Saddleback College where the radio thing started, and I happened 207 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,680 Speaker 1: to be in the area. And first of all, my wife. 208 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,920 Speaker 1: When we were out, it was about it was Saturday night. 209 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,720 Speaker 1: My wife said, hey, I wanna eat some Italian food. 210 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 1: She had found a place that she liked online, and 211 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,960 Speaker 1: so we made the sojourn to this Italian place in 212 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 1: South Orange County to get our usual my fetucchini alfredo 213 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,839 Speaker 1: with chicken palm. That's what I go to when I 214 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,080 Speaker 1: go to at the restaurant. So pull up to this 215 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 1: Italian joint and we get out of the car and 216 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,319 Speaker 1: we walked into the restaurant and we realized that we're 217 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 1: not allowed to eat at the restaurant because it's a 218 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: private event. They had closed the entire restaurant for some 219 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: dude's birthday party. Imagine how much money that guy must 220 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: have had the top on a Saturday night must have 221 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,520 Speaker 1: been an insane amount of money. So fine, So we 222 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,960 Speaker 1: were left scrambling and then you know, suddenly my wife's like, okay, 223 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,000 Speaker 1: we'll improvise, and she said, well, it's getting late and 224 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: we haven't eaten and so let's go to the Cheesecake Factor. 225 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:12,680 Speaker 1: And it's good food, big portions, open openly, all good qualities, 226 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 1: all good qualities for a restaurant. So we traveled to 227 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 1: this place. And if you're you've been in South Orange County, 228 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: if you're listening in the area, it's called the shops 229 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: at Mission Viejo. Now, when I went to saddle Back, 230 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,880 Speaker 1: it was the Mission Villa Home Mall, but they changed 231 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 1: the name. It's the same same thing, it's just get 232 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 1: a different name. So we went to Cheesecake Factory, parked 233 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 1: the car whatever, normal thing, get into the restaurant, have 234 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,439 Speaker 1: to wait about ten fifteen minutes for a table. Table 235 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 1: hopens up. We go in, We order appetized, order drinks, 236 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 1: ordered pretzel bites. I remember what we ordered, pretzel bites 237 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:47,559 Speaker 1: with the cheese fondue. Very good, very good, little over price, 238 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 1: but pretty good, delicious. So then we order the main course. 239 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,840 Speaker 1: Now I decided to change it up. Normally I go 240 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: to to uh this restaurant, Cheesecake Factor. I get the chicken, 241 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,839 Speaker 1: the Cajun chicken. Little but I said I'll change it 242 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: up and I got the chicken bellagio with pestel says 243 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: solid alternative, pretty good meal. And so we're waiting for 244 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,680 Speaker 1: the main event. We're waiting for the meal to come, 245 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,600 Speaker 1: and we see some cops pull up outside the mall 246 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: in front of the restaurant. We think nothing of it, right, 247 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 1: I think whatever. Uh. Then more cops show up, and 248 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: again we're like, we're eating, We're not really paying any 249 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 1: attention to that. Eventually we hear some chatter among the 250 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 1: waite staff. They're whispering to each other in hush tones, 251 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: and there are people huddling up like they're in the NFL. 252 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,240 Speaker 1: And at that point we're like, well, something must be 253 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 1: going on. And then the manager came over and said 254 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,960 Speaker 1: that there had been an incident in the mall and 255 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 1: that they would be closing early and that we had 256 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 1: to leave immediately. Um, and we hadn't gotten our food yet, 257 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 1: and the order was turned into a dego order. So 258 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: there's more noise, there's more hullabaloo outside. So I'm I'm 259 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,960 Speaker 1: scrambling around trying to figure out what's going on. I'm 260 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: on my my phone, I'm on Twitter, searching around trying 261 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 1: to figure out what's going on here? Is there's something 262 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 1: that really big going on? So the manager comes over 263 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 1: from cheesecake factory and says that, hey, listen, I'm sorry 264 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 1: about this. All the food you order, We're gonna give 265 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 1: you the food because it's already being made, but you 266 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: don't have to pay for it. So I'm like, all right, 267 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: this is great. So I finally I find on Twitter 268 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:33,320 Speaker 1: that the there was a person that had walked around 269 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 1: them all with a gun and an orange wig and 270 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:41,720 Speaker 1: was loose in the mall. Wow. Um and so so anyway, 271 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 1: so I'm like, okay, we'll just get out of your 272 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 1: no problem. It's probably not that big a deal whatever. 273 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 1: Um and so, but then I was I was leaving. 274 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: We we grabbed the food, and the manager who had 275 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: said hey, foods on us, sorry about this, you know. Uh, 276 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: they did the old bait and switch, like no, you 277 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: gotta pay for the food. And unfortunately my wife was 278 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 1: the one dealing with this because she paid for it. 279 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: I would not have paid for it. I would have 280 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: been like, no, I'm not paying for that. Um, they're 281 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: not eating it. I'm out here. So anyway, we get 282 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 1: out of the restaurant surrounded by and like it was 283 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 1: a demilitarized zone and I'm not making this up like 284 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 1: we had a very short walk to the to the malomobile. 285 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: There was a swat unit of ten or fifteen dudes, 286 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 1: full body armor, high powered assault weapons, and they were 287 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 1: walking past us in a military order into the mall 288 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:41,000 Speaker 1: and uh it to leave. We had our car search. 289 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: They opened up the trunk of the car to see 290 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 1: if they were worried that the person was hiding in 291 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,520 Speaker 1: the car one of the cars leaving the mall, and 292 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 1: you know, the good news and nobody got hurt. It 293 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: turns out that some punk pulled on and you know, 294 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 1: a gun and robbed there was a nord strooms in 295 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: the mall and robbed and then fled into the mall. 296 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 1: And they didn't know where the guy was, and so 297 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,720 Speaker 1: they were worried that he was blending in with the 298 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,639 Speaker 1: people at that you know, She's factory or wherever. And 299 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 1: they were worried that the guy was going to do 300 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,239 Speaker 1: something with a gun. And so it's pretty crazy night, 301 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,359 Speaker 1: Pretty wild. Now. I did not eat. I started my 302 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 1: fast early in protest. I did not eat my chicken bellagio. 303 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 1: So just where were you on the mallard scale of panic? 304 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 1: I was not that My wife was, you know, she 305 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,800 Speaker 1: worked at the police station and nine one one opera, 306 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,440 Speaker 1: so for her, she's she does this kind of stuff. 307 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 1: And she was like a little freaked out, which because 308 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,120 Speaker 1: we didn't know early on what was going on. When 309 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,800 Speaker 1: you hear somebody's got an orange wig and a gun, 310 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,800 Speaker 1: this is one night eleven, so your your mind starts 311 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 1: putting things together like, well, wait a minute, eleven, this 312 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,879 Speaker 1: is an important day. Is this guy, you know, some 313 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 1: kind of a lunatic. Uh, he's got some kind of 314 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,600 Speaker 1: neurosis or something, so you don't know. And I was 315 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: all right. My wife was like trying to get me 316 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,200 Speaker 1: to not standing from the windows or anything like that. 317 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,080 Speaker 1: They were in the restaurant. It wasn't until I walked 318 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,680 Speaker 1: out and turned the corner and aw the SWAT unit 319 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:06,119 Speaker 1: walking in that I thought, holy fuck, this is uh, 320 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:10,920 Speaker 1: this is something, this is something more than I yes, yeah, yeah, 321 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,399 Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty wild. And the police did a 322 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,159 Speaker 1: great job. They were wonderful and very nice and all that, 323 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 1: and out of they have to take every precaution they can. 324 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:26,719 Speaker 1: I get it. So that was my I didn't eat 325 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: the food my I had my wife eeded at work 326 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 1: for leftovers. I did not like it. I think she 327 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,400 Speaker 1: she enjoyed it, although she she did say it tasted better. 328 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: You know, if you would eat it right away, it 329 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:40,920 Speaker 1: would have tasted much better. So damn, that's that's the 330 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,880 Speaker 1: the story. They're also a man of the people now 331 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: real quick. Every once in a while, every once in 332 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: a while I beg for help gascon from the Mallard militia, 333 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:55,639 Speaker 1: and they never have disappointed. Years ago, I am. I 334 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: told the story the other night on the radio. So 335 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 1: I had an aunt infestation. The you the old Mallard 336 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,360 Speaker 1: mansion was infested with these little ants. I couldn't get 337 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,560 Speaker 1: rid of them, these bastards for the life of me, 338 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,439 Speaker 1: And so I said, I need help. Does anyone have 339 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,840 Speaker 1: any suggestions? And I had multiple listeners that recommended the 340 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: same device that I have used. This is many years 341 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 1: ago and I still use it to this day. Anytime 342 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 1: I see those little ants crawling around, I go to 343 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,960 Speaker 1: go to home Depot or Lows and I buy these 344 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,119 Speaker 1: Tero liquid ant traps. You ever use those things? Amazing? 345 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: They're great and with boos and and now that came 346 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: from Ald what what do you what do you laughing? 347 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:42,000 Speaker 1: Just it's like very um like what prompted this to 348 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,720 Speaker 1: be called the like what caused this to to reach 349 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,200 Speaker 1: out to the Mallar militia. Well, I had a problem 350 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 1: and I was talking about the fact that I couldn't 351 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 1: get rid of ants, and I said, anybody have any ideas, 352 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,160 Speaker 1: and then some members of the Mala Musha reached out. 353 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 1: I know, but was this like was this like festering 354 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,760 Speaker 1: for a while or did it just all like coming 355 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 1: an onslaught and he said need help right now. No, 356 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,439 Speaker 1: it had been a problem for a while, so I 357 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,439 Speaker 1: needed some help and people help me out. And that 358 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 1: was years ago. And I very rarely do that. I 359 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,639 Speaker 1: don't use the bully pulpit inappropriately, but people like to 360 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 1: help people. One thing I've learned is that if you 361 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 1: can give advice to another person, you've done a great mitzvah. 362 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,880 Speaker 1: If you can give someone a tip, a little life 363 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,640 Speaker 1: hack to make their life easier, that's great. You feel better, 364 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,200 Speaker 1: they feel better. That's a win win in the current goodwill, 365 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,879 Speaker 1: You're doing very well any kind of It's like you 366 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,919 Speaker 1: help young people out, you know people, you know, if 367 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,520 Speaker 1: I could help somebody, I wants to be in radio 368 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,560 Speaker 1: and give them a little point point them in the 369 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:40,040 Speaker 1: right direction. I would love to do it. So anyway, Um, 370 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: moving on. So I recently moved to the Mallard Mansion 371 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:48,160 Speaker 1: two point oh in the north Woods, and ever since 372 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: I moved, I have been red meat in a hungry 373 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:57,240 Speaker 1: lions then, but not for lions, for those flying pieces 374 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:05,119 Speaker 1: of shit, those mosquitoes. I am convinced that my blood 375 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:09,639 Speaker 1: is the nectar of the gods. Every time I go 376 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:14,920 Speaker 1: out of the Mallard Mansion, the mosquitoes eat me. It's over, 377 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,480 Speaker 1: It's I'm done. It's just does not work. I'm covered 378 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:22,800 Speaker 1: in bites my right around, my knees, my elbows, my 379 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:28,439 Speaker 1: my forearms, my neck. Uh, it is terrible. This invasion 380 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,720 Speaker 1: has no end. So I finally reached my breaking point 381 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 1: and I just said, okay, shut up. Yes, And so 382 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:41,120 Speaker 1: what I did was I I said I need help. 383 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 1: I put a call to arms, out to the Mallam 384 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 1: militia for help. And as a man of the people, 385 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,520 Speaker 1: uh endless suggesting. I got a ton of Twitter, I 386 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 1: got a bunch of email people posting stuff. I'm giving 387 00:21:54,240 --> 00:22:00,120 Speaker 1: me advice. And now the problem I have, Gaston is 388 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,800 Speaker 1: it's too much. It's like paralysis by analysis. Now because 389 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 1: I've got a guy in Minnesota. The guy lives near 390 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: the Canadian border, I believe in in northern Minnesota, and 391 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: he sent me these things like three d bucks but 392 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 1: it will last for twenty one days and it's it's 393 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,240 Speaker 1: using the same thing you would use the light a barbecue, 394 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: um as a it's got a big tank on it. Uh. 395 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,399 Speaker 1: Then there's other people that one guy said his wife 396 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,639 Speaker 1: had the same problem and she started taking a garlic supplement, 397 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:36,280 Speaker 1: a garlic pill, and the mosquito stopped biting her. So 398 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 1: there was that there was somebody else that recommended a 399 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 1: garlic spray that you can spray around the yard and mosquitoes. 400 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,680 Speaker 1: There's an old wives tale that mosquitoes do not like garlic, 401 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:51,399 Speaker 1: and that there's as one listener pointed out, because I 402 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: think the guy was in Boston or Massachusetts, he said, 403 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,360 Speaker 1: you never see mosquitoes around a garlic when they when 404 00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,359 Speaker 1: they grow garlic. Um, they just don't like garlic. And 405 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,159 Speaker 1: so I have to decide. I'm still deciding because you 406 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,120 Speaker 1: read some of the reviews to these products, and there's 407 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: some there's some different companies that specialize in mosquitoes taking 408 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 1: care of mosquitoes, and you look at some of this stuff, 409 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,760 Speaker 1: and you're like, well, the reviews aren't very good, but 410 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,680 Speaker 1: here here's somebody that's gone out of their way to 411 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,160 Speaker 1: say this is what works, and it works for them. 412 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,720 Speaker 1: So then what do you do with that? Because I 413 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,600 Speaker 1: always you know, it's funny, I bust my wall. My 414 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,199 Speaker 1: wife's balls. Um, I said, well, you know, because she 415 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,159 Speaker 1: she buys stuff based on Amazon reviews, And to me, 416 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,879 Speaker 1: that's a lot of bullshit. You know, there's a lot 417 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,200 Speaker 1: of there's a lot of fake reviews online. It's the matrix. 418 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 1: I've complained about that. So I always tell her, yeah, please, 419 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,119 Speaker 1: and she she says briefly, she'll say, but then she 420 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 1: goes back to it, right, she goes back to it 421 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And I'm just convinced that you 422 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 1: want to tell this story so you can get as 423 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,960 Speaker 1: many drops then as possible. No, no, no, no, not 424 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,920 Speaker 1: at all, not at all. I tell her, I said, 425 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: it's not fake news, you know, I said it's fake 426 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:04,600 Speaker 1: It's fake Internet, is what I say. It's yeah stuff. Yeah, 427 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,480 Speaker 1: it didn't happen. It didn't happen. It's not it didn't 428 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,159 Speaker 1: didn't take place. So so so anyway, I'm at the 429 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,680 Speaker 1: point I'm at the fork in the road now where 430 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 1: I have to decide what to do now. My radio 431 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,960 Speaker 1: friend Bob Fesco Morning Guy in Kansas City also has 432 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:25,680 Speaker 1: a mosquito infestation and he's trying a product this weekend. 433 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,040 Speaker 1: He's going to report back to me let me know 434 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 1: if that product he bought works, and then I I'm 435 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: definitely gonna do the garlic supplement because I love garlic. 436 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 1: I haven't been eating as much garlic since I moved 437 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,639 Speaker 1: because we don't have a kitchen right now being worked on, 438 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,960 Speaker 1: so I haven't be able to eat my garlic. So 439 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna try a few things and then we'll see 440 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 1: what works, and if anything does, I will report back 441 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: on this podcast, same Mallard time, same Mallard station, so 442 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,199 Speaker 1: we will have the the details on that. I know 443 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,639 Speaker 1: you're anxiously when now do you use anything guests on 444 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,880 Speaker 1: for mosquitoes or you don't give a ship You don't 445 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,879 Speaker 1: get bitten by mosquitoes because you have that West of 446 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,959 Speaker 1: the four or five bloods, so you don't worry about it. 447 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,239 Speaker 1: Maybe because I have like too much hair, I don't know, 448 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: I don't get mosquito bites all too often. Yeah, you 449 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,480 Speaker 1: want to come over with the mallar mansion. We'll see 450 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 1: if the mosquitoes like you. Yeah, yeah, I'm down for that, 451 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,320 Speaker 1: of course. Of course I see the uh. I sees 452 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,159 Speaker 1: a few of the shots that your your wife, he 453 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 1: puts up on Instagram. It looks looks marvelous things just 454 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: about ready to to uh have the soft and the 455 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,880 Speaker 1: and the hardcore open. So I'm looking that looks good. 456 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,480 Speaker 1: My wife's one of her favorite holidays is Halloween. I 457 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 1: think it might be her favorite holiday. Oh yeah, of 458 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:46,720 Speaker 1: course it's every female's favorite holiday, Halloween. Yes, so I 459 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,440 Speaker 1: think she's she's hoping everything be done all right. Well, 460 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 1: if if that's the case, what's the what's the community 461 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,840 Speaker 1: look like? Are you in a friendly neighborhood with with 462 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,199 Speaker 1: the families and Kidden's and all that stuff, or do 463 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,159 Speaker 1: you think it's most adult? You know, it's a neighborhood. 464 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,320 Speaker 1: There's some older people, there's some younger. It's like a mix. 465 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:09,840 Speaker 1: There's some very there's some very nosy neighbors. Fuck clapped around. 466 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 1: I don't do nosy, guest, Joan, I don't know, I 467 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 1: don't mosey. I don't like people meddling in my business. 468 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,040 Speaker 1: I just I don't. I don't care about the neighborhood gossip. 469 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,600 Speaker 1: I believe in I'll stay out of your business, you 470 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,400 Speaker 1: stay out of my business. That kind of thing, right yoomy. 471 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 1: If I'm gonna invite you in, then I'll welcome you 472 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: to the conversation. But if not, stay there. Yeah. And 473 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 1: there's some people I've noticed in this neighborhood that really 474 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:42,399 Speaker 1: are into other people's business and that that I'll just 475 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,200 Speaker 1: stay inside. I'll stay in my little couple in here, 476 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 1: in my man cave. Uh and all that. So we 477 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:52,120 Speaker 1: do have time for a couple of science. Let's get 478 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: scientifical stories. Are actual science stories from the last week 479 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: or so that I found that interesting. Uh, here's one. Now, 480 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 1: is this real or bullshit? Real or bullshit? D X extinction? 481 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:09,879 Speaker 1: D extinction? The famous iconic wooly mammoth. There's a group 482 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 1: that claim this is a genetics firm that claims that 483 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:19,080 Speaker 1: if they're able to bring back the wooly mammoth, they 484 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:23,680 Speaker 1: can do that to fight climate change. Wow. They think 485 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,239 Speaker 1: that the wooly mammoth, if brought back to life, they 486 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,360 Speaker 1: need They're trying to raise, of course, fifteen million dollars 487 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,919 Speaker 1: to grow embryos in a lab using DNA from the 488 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,639 Speaker 1: extinct wooly mammoth. This goes back. Uh, they have a 489 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,479 Speaker 1: carcass of a wooly mammoth that they claim is forty 490 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:49,679 Speaker 1: two thousand years old. And these things lived, that's what 491 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,320 Speaker 1: they claim. How do they know that? Anyway, Yeah, these 492 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 1: things were in Europe, Northern Asia, also North America, and 493 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,760 Speaker 1: they have different theories as to why they went extinct 494 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,160 Speaker 1: and what happened and and all that. So anyway, they're 495 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,919 Speaker 1: they're not around. And they say they hope that in 496 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:15,200 Speaker 1: this plan they will conserve the endangered Asian elephant, and 497 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,119 Speaker 1: the they say that taking on the qualities of the 498 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,960 Speaker 1: wily mammoth could help them live in the Arctic, and 499 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 1: so that it just sounds like bullshit to me. Asian elephant, 500 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 1: Like does that mean it's bigger or smaller or wider 501 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,439 Speaker 1: or like what I've I have no idea. I do 502 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:41,960 Speaker 1: not google that Asian elephant? Is that racist? Are you 503 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:49,040 Speaker 1: even allowed to say that today? You say, Uh, I 504 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 1: don't know. So they claim that introducing the hybrids into 505 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: the Arctic might that's a weazel word, might help restore 506 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,520 Speaker 1: the degraded habitat and fight some of the impacts of 507 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,040 Speaker 1: climate change. That sounds like there's estimated to be around 508 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: twenty to forty thousand Asian elephants left in the world, 509 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 1: Is that right? Interest? Yeah? What what makes one an 510 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,720 Speaker 1: Asian element? Just being born in Asia? Is that? That's it? Yeah? 511 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:23,960 Speaker 1: Why is it called an Asian? I don't know. All right, 512 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 1: we're gonna stay in outer space guest for this next one. 513 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,080 Speaker 1: And they are planning within the next few years to 514 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: travel to Mars, right, this is the plane, all right. 515 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: So when they get to Mars, though, they're gonna have 516 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 1: to build stuff. They want to build houses, and they 517 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,800 Speaker 1: want to have it. Can't go back once you go 518 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,160 Speaker 1: to Mars, that's it. So did you see what they're 519 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:50,720 Speaker 1: planning on using to make houses on Lars because it 520 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,960 Speaker 1: can't bring it, can't go to home depot or lows 521 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,880 Speaker 1: and buy lumber and bring it to you. If you 522 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,720 Speaker 1: need lumber to build a house, can't do it. So 523 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 1: it's gonna be like some kind of like gas or like, yeah, 524 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: it's gonna be like some kind of gas. Right. Well, 525 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: the plant is I've read this a few days ago. 526 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 1: The plan is that they're gonna use a concrete. They're 527 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,920 Speaker 1: gonna make concrete made from space dust and astronauts blood. 528 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 1: Mm hmm to build houses on Mars. Don't you need 529 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:23,880 Speaker 1: your blood? Yeah, they say that. The scientists have proposed 530 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: using a blood protein as a binder, along with urine, 531 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,440 Speaker 1: sweat and tears from astronauts. They say they put a 532 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,719 Speaker 1: lot together. You're gonna create a glue like paste and 533 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,560 Speaker 1: it will be able to hold cosmic dust together. They 534 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 1: found that that cosmetic concrete is three stronger than ordinary concrete. Ship. 535 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 1: So your urine, sweat and blood mixed with space dust 536 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 1: is better than actual concrete. According to the ease idiots. 537 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:04,160 Speaker 1: That's fat scinating, That is fascinated it. That's great. There's 538 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,560 Speaker 1: a two years, two year mission by a crew of 539 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 1: six astronauts going to Mars that is supposedly going to 540 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:19,400 Speaker 1: happen pretty pretty soon. Godspeed, good luck. That's that's imagine 541 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,479 Speaker 1: Leaven knowing you're never coming back. That's it. And if 542 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,880 Speaker 1: anything goes wrong us of course, the payoff on that 543 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,560 Speaker 1: is if you get to Mars and you're like the 544 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 1: you're a hero and you know, the humanity was, Oh, 545 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,120 Speaker 1: who are the first people on Mars. They'll name the 546 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,400 Speaker 1: planet after you, know, the name some other stars after 547 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 1: you and things like that. Yeah, until their names become 548 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: racist and they're canceled. Right well yeahetially everyone will be canceled. 549 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:50,200 Speaker 1: That's that's bound to happen, all right, One more quick one. Squirrels. 550 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,360 Speaker 1: Squirrels they claim have they being scientists, claim have different 551 00:31:54,400 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 1: personalities just like humans. You buy that? Yeah, some scirls 552 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 1: want to have a different net if you get what 553 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: I'm saying. I knew that when I was a kid 554 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:10,200 Speaker 1: because I watched Alvin and the Chipmunks and I saw 555 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: the show, and so I learned right there that that 556 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,280 Speaker 1: is not It is not wrong, It is not at all. 557 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:23,200 Speaker 1: There we go, Yes, yes, working too much now we 558 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,920 Speaker 1: it's all uh yeah, exactly, not a liar. It did 559 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,000 Speaker 1: not work. Geez, you're not that guy. Trust me, you're 560 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 1: not that guy. Any need to promote on Sunday. Mail 561 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,360 Speaker 1: Bag on Sunday? Yeah, Mailbag Sunday are Twitter accounts, Facebook 562 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,640 Speaker 1: account of course for you and uh on Instagram? Um, yes, 563 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,440 Speaker 1: follow us. Ben have a different name on every one 564 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,200 Speaker 1: of those platforms. Ben Maller on Twitter, Ben Mallard Show 565 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,920 Speaker 1: on Facebook, Ben Maller on Fox, on Instagram, and cameo. 566 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,719 Speaker 1: Remember though, cameo dot com, if you're gonna book a cameo, 567 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: I'd love to do it for you. I haven't raised 568 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 1: my present in a while, but you gotta do it 569 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,880 Speaker 1: on cameo dot com. Don't do it on the app 570 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 1: because they people over an Apple. They just they just 571 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 1: kill you. They just kill you. So we have great 572 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,160 Speaker 1: rest your Saturday. We'll talk to you on Sunday.