Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, NICKI Glazer podcast.
Speaker 1: Billy is a sex Slave. I'm Nicky Glazer. I am
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California, in a very special studio. Is
Speaker 1: this is this the official iHeart podcast studio or like
Speaker 1: we're a lot of iHeartRadio podcasts. I think it is,
Speaker 1: even though I get signs. Yeah, but we're getting our
Speaker 1: parking to find us because there are no signs that
Speaker 1: would indicate that this is the building. But this is
Speaker 1: a sweet ass studio that we get to take advantage
Speaker 1: of today because Noah is here in Los Angeles. We
Speaker 1: were together. Look, we could hold hands during the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh I feel so close to you. So what a treat.
Speaker 1: Noah and I are together in Los Angeles at this
Speaker 1: dope ass studio. Make sure you watch the video online
Speaker 1: when it's up in a couple of days on our
Speaker 1: YouTube channel. And then Anya is here in New York.
Speaker 1: She's still long in the tooth over there, and she's
Speaker 1: still she's still got her new teeth in until tomorrow,
Speaker 1: until tomorrow, slightly shorter in the tooth. So they're gonna
Speaker 1: give you your permanent once tomorrow slightly shorter too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're gonna give me. They're gonna adjust these, and then
Speaker 1: I and that's the final adjustment. And then I wait
Speaker 1: for three weeks to get the final But I got
Speaker 1: a lot of good info. What do you mean. I'll
Speaker 1: fill you in later on vneer Corner or whenever you're
Speaker 1: ready our new segment called the near Corner, the nearly there. Wait,
Speaker 1: just fill us in now. First of all, for people
Speaker 1: wanting to get vineers, Anya did not. Anya did her
Speaker 1: own research because even Carlisle last night, who is on
Speaker 1: our Girls Chat, was like, I wish I wish Anya
Speaker 1: would have told me. I have so much to tell her, like,
Speaker 1: don't do it, because Carlos, they have to be replaced
Speaker 1: every ten years, much like um breast in plants, which
Speaker 1: you don't hear about. Doctors are just trying to sell
Speaker 1: you on these things so when you go. When I
Speaker 1: got lasick, they didn't tell me about the weird near
Speaker 1: sighted thing where it was like you might have if
Speaker 1: you get both done, you'll be able to you'll have
Speaker 1: readers sooner. None of this stuff. They want to just
Speaker 1: get you in and get you out and get you sold.
Speaker 1: They don't tell you that you're not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to bite your fingernails anymore if you get veneers. That's
Speaker 1: the bit, that's the doozy for me. Yeah, Like if
Speaker 1: I have a hangnail, I just want to clip it.
Speaker 1: I just want to get it and like rip it,
Speaker 1: and you can't get any grip with those front teeth,
Speaker 1: right to me the most, Yeah, the most. Also, they
Speaker 1: adjusted my bite like without me asking, so they're like,
Speaker 1: we made your teeth more correct, and I'm like, they go,
Speaker 1: they cover your bottom teeth. I'm like, I don't want
Speaker 1: them covering my bottom teeth because now it's so hard
Speaker 1: to talk. So get who gives a shit if you
Speaker 1: think about this at all? Is someone who talks and
Speaker 1: sings for a living? Yeah about any of this. I
Speaker 1: thought about it. I researched it, and I did not,
Speaker 1: But I didn't research nearly enough. I should have sat
Speaker 1: down with them longer and just done a full on interview.
Speaker 1: They make it seem like, ah, yeah, you could just
Speaker 1: do this and then you'll have these permanent I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even ask them because even when I've asked the hard
Speaker 1: questions at the Lasi place, which I'm so glad I
Speaker 1: did it, they were still like it's not just sign
Speaker 1: the box. It's not a big deal. Everyone does this surgeries.
Speaker 1: It's like everyone does it, and I'm so grateful I
Speaker 1: did it because I wake up in the morning and
Speaker 1: I can like see, but I'm getting the other one done.
Speaker 1: The one the one eye for me is not working.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna get the other one done and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be amazing because my world through one eye is
Speaker 1: just the best. I wake up every day, I put up,
Speaker 1: I patched on it, and I go, this is Levin.
Speaker 1: But the new thing You don't ask them because they're
Speaker 1: gonna just tell you what you want to hear. They're
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what you would want of them here.
Speaker 1: And so you've got to ask your friends who have
Speaker 1: gotten veneers before and they'll tell you the truth. And
Speaker 1: you got to do a trusted friend who doesn't just
Speaker 1: want to bring you in on their suffering, you know,
Speaker 1: like friends are trying to sell you in on having
Speaker 1: a baby or buying a house because they want more. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, suffer with me, Like take on this burden.
Speaker 1: So I think in the long run, I will not
Speaker 1: regret it that I wasn't a pushover, because you know,
Speaker 1: a week ago when I had these temporary ones fitted.
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, are you good with this? We're going
Speaker 1: to send it off to the lab. And I listened
Speaker 1: to my gut. I listened to my gut, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think so. I am really having
Speaker 1: trouble speaking. This is what I do for a living.
Speaker 1: I sing and speak. I need to enunciate every word,
Speaker 1: every syllable like this is not okay. And every broadcaster
Speaker 1: has felt the way they have. I'm just kidding like
Speaker 1: some people's people living, or like I'm fine slurring words.
Speaker 1: That's true. Oh my god, Barbara Walters, Yeah, Drew Barrymore
Speaker 1: has like a little bit of a thing, you know,
Speaker 1: And that's like, I love darling pression. Please do it.
Speaker 1: I just say that she does the in my act.
Speaker 1: I love Drew Barrymore, and she's the one person who
Speaker 1: I do this like spiel about try to say, spiel
Speaker 1: spiel You hit it right on the head, Okay, um,
Speaker 1: you hit it right on the back of your big tooth.
Speaker 1: I can joke about on your seat. Because they're going
Speaker 1: the thing, the thing that she has a problem with,
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't see it. And so it's
Speaker 1: hard to going to make fun of it. I don't
Speaker 1: yeah or hear it like I doesn't. So if you
Speaker 1: think I'm being mean and teasing on you, I'm also
Speaker 1: making fun of something that she's getting rid of. Follows Yeah.
Speaker 1: I ran upstairs to do the podcast and Matt was like,
Speaker 1: have a great day, babe, and I was like, thank you,
Speaker 1: I'll see you in an hour, and he goes, she
Speaker 1: han't an hour, and I guess you can't really stop
Speaker 1: doing it, and he's like, I don't hear it. I'm
Speaker 1: just giving you ship for fun. I'm like, that can stop.
Speaker 1: You're like suffer and suck attached. I am so sick
Speaker 1: of you. And a bunch of best Seach came out
Speaker 1: to the show after and started giving me feedback about
Speaker 1: my veneers they did. They were like, I think they
Speaker 1: look great. I forget that people listening actually exist and
Speaker 1: I might see them. They listen very carefully. I know
Speaker 1: that's a new thing for you. It's been It's been
Speaker 1: a thing in my life for many years where you're like,
Speaker 1: I did you read my diary? And they're like, no,
Speaker 1: you started on a podcast that goes two thousands and thousands,
Speaker 1: and like I know you can squirt if you do
Speaker 1: this or that your I mean, some besties come up
Speaker 1: with things that I go, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck you are referring to, and they say it like
Speaker 1: it was like something I said because they maybe heard
Speaker 1: it yesterday and it was an old podcast episode and
Speaker 1: I'm talking old as in last week and I have
Speaker 1: moved on. But I have a lot of podcasting friends,
Speaker 1: and everyone reports the same thing. It's not that I like,
Speaker 1: I'm not caring about these You just think about a
Speaker 1: conversation you had a week ago you just don't remember,
Speaker 1: and we're in the moment, baby, I'm not like planning
Speaker 1: these things, and you talk very frankly. Yes, So it's
Speaker 1: like I am I talking on the podcast or am
Speaker 1: I talking to like my girlfriends? Yes, totally. So often
Speaker 1: I've had therapists be like, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: sharing what you just shared, and I'm like, I literally
Speaker 1: just said it on a podcast too. None of this
Speaker 1: is like confidential. I don't care if you tell other people.
Speaker 1: They're always like, it's safe with me. I'm like, tell
Speaker 1: your other clients if that helps them. Secrets are safe
Speaker 1: with me. The secret because if you do tell someone
Speaker 1: a secret it you know they're gonna tell someone, right,
Speaker 1: don't we all know that no one unless you're like
Speaker 1: have a partner that you trust who has no friends,
Speaker 1: who is maybe a mute, Like, you can't tell anyone
Speaker 1: anything without knowing that they're going to at least tell someone,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna maybe not say your name, but they're
Speaker 1: gonna say a friend, and then the friend is gonna
Speaker 1: be able to like figure it out. Like I had
Speaker 1: one secret about a friend that I kept that like
Speaker 1: was one that I was like, I am never gonna
Speaker 1: tell anyone this. It is ours and I am a
Speaker 1: good friend and I'm never gonna betray this person. And
Speaker 1: then she came out and was like, I have this thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm like that was the one she got all
Speaker 1: this press for it. I'm like, that was the that
Speaker 1: was my secret to keep for you, bitch, And now
Speaker 1: you're on the cover of People magazine. Oh but um,
Speaker 1: anyway I can joke about it with you because it's
Speaker 1: something that you're gonna fix. I would never ever make
Speaker 1: fun of your if you were keeping this thing and
Speaker 1: I ever heard you do it, I would never make
Speaker 1: fun of it. Because Jeff Ross always says you can
Speaker 1: roast people for things that they can change. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: slippery slope, because sometimes people can't change things that you go, well,
Speaker 1: just going to diet, you could change it. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: that's it's that doesn't mean you can make fun of
Speaker 1: them just because you can change it, you know. But
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say was, oh, you can't bite
Speaker 1: your nails. I heard that also they stain. The veneers
Speaker 1: stain more easily, so you have to get your teeth
Speaker 1: white and more often. Oh well, no, you told me
Speaker 1: my teeth are going to be this white for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life, no matter what they That's not
Speaker 1: what I heard. I've researched that. I've heard different things
Speaker 1: on Google. But I've talked to a friend who has them,
Speaker 1: and they don't stay unless you're like trying to get
Speaker 1: them to stay, and they really resist stain. That's great.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm definitely I would definitely do it. I
Speaker 1: won't do it because I'm too scared of I've commitment
Speaker 1: issues and I can't commit to giving up this thing
Speaker 1: that's been with me my whole life. That's why I
Speaker 1: still live in Saint Louis. That's why I'm just like,
Speaker 1: maybe when my parents die, I'll be able to like
Speaker 1: lose my teeth or something like something neat big needs
Speaker 1: to be taken from me before that. Like, my teeth
Speaker 1: to me are like they've been there since the beginning.
Speaker 1: If you're seen a baby's skull, they've been in my head.
Speaker 1: My eggs also, we're born with all the eggs we have. Yep,
Speaker 1: that's fucked up, dude. It's so weird that as little
Speaker 1: babies we have like so many like woman eggs inside
Speaker 1: of us. They're immature fucking eggs in us, they're immature,
Speaker 1: like they won't they can't get fertilized. I just learned that. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that is a good point. It is weird that
Speaker 1: your permanent teeth don't show up till you're like what
Speaker 1: ten or eleven? Yeah, mine came in loud and clear.
Speaker 1: They busted through. And I have bucked teeth for until
Speaker 1: I got braces from I guess fourth grade. Until seventh grade.
Speaker 1: They were bucking out. Man, they were wild. Did you
Speaker 1: have buck teeth too? Uh? No, but I had an overbite.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and so now Anya does too. Yea. It
Speaker 1: is weird because you know there's people in this room.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows. When you've got a nail or like a
Speaker 1: hanging or something, you know exactly where to place it
Speaker 1: on your bite line to get it where your two
Speaker 1: teeth can meet. And then when you have in like um,
Speaker 1: like when I'm in my uh invisi line, it's gone
Speaker 1: like that. Little like that. If you need to open
Speaker 1: a package or something, can you imagine the rest of
Speaker 1: your life not having I guess you'll find a new spot.
Speaker 1: But like we should. Protein bars, Yeah, every day I
Speaker 1: eat protein bars and I never thought about the fact
Speaker 1: that I can't bite into a protein bar. I'm never
Speaker 1: gonna like take you know how Bethany Frank will put
Speaker 1: out that cool video over eating candy. It's like my
Speaker 1: into gummy. Oh yes, it's such. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: I won't be able to do that. But then I
Speaker 1: talked to my friend Jill today and she has like
Speaker 1: all veneers through her whole mouth, and she's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's great, no regrets, it's gonna be fine. They look great.
Speaker 1: You just need them. She gave me a couple of
Speaker 1: little tips. She's like, the back should not be thick.
Speaker 1: You should definitely get that hold on this biting thing.
Speaker 1: You can bite into things, she said, because Carlile last
Speaker 1: night told me she has to trepidaciously eat apples at
Speaker 1: jerky any any She can't ever bite into anything without
Speaker 1: she thinks about it first, now, which is not that
Speaker 1: big of a burden. I mean, okay, I think aside
Speaker 1: with Carlyle too. Yeah, because my friend Jill has a
Speaker 1: bridge and veneers, so maybe it's easier for her. I'm
Speaker 1: just pissed off about this thing. It hit me the
Speaker 1: other day in the middle of the night in a depression.
Speaker 1: I was just like, he hits me, I have to
Speaker 1: come out here, and I was just thinking, you know
Speaker 1: what this is like. This is like if someone said, oh,
Speaker 1: you don't like your hands, you have age spots and wrinkles,
Speaker 1: Well guess what you can get Angelina Jolie's exact perfect
Speaker 1: hands with her skin. Well, we'll just take your hands
Speaker 1: off and replace them. I don't know, just like so
Speaker 1: much perfect hands. And then they sew rub her hands
Speaker 1: onto your hands, and then you realize, no one told
Speaker 1: me these hands don't work. They're just beautiful and they
Speaker 1: sit there, but they don't work. They'll never pick anything up.
Speaker 1: So that's what this thing is. It's like hello in
Speaker 1: the Apocalypse, I will be fucked if these fall out.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have stillagtites. No, oh no, that's going
Speaker 1: to pray. That's last. I am fucked. No, this is
Speaker 1: good news. If cort aceps really takes over like in
Speaker 1: the Last of Us and you get it, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be like a gummy zombie and no one's gonna get bit.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna go out. But I'm just not on
Speaker 1: people on people's necks with your stellatite. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: If you get bit by a zombie, you're just gonna
Speaker 1: We're just gonna be like, hang out, keep hanging out.
Speaker 1: You don't have anything to give this to us with
Speaker 1: man Last of Us is our as everyone watching, I'm
Speaker 1: not close men in the room. Yes, are you guys watching? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's so good. It's it's have you gotten into it yet?
Speaker 1: I I just can't watch apocalyptic stuff. Why because it
Speaker 1: just makes me depressed. I'm trying to like stay positive
Speaker 1: and oh this for some reason, it does not make
Speaker 1: me depress. Watching like Emily and Paris would make me
Speaker 1: depressed because I'm not as thin as her. I'm not
Speaker 1: my life isn't going as well as her. I'm not
Speaker 1: in Paris. I'm not that shit. Reality shows make me depress.
Speaker 1: Last of us, I'm like, I'm not. This is a
Speaker 1: total fantasy. It's good, it is good. Last I'm surprised
Speaker 1: you're watching a zombie. It's me and Chris's show. Chris
Speaker 1: is very into it because it's boy zombie, but last
Speaker 1: night he was definitely disappointed in this episode because it's
Speaker 1: just like a date. These two girls go on a
Speaker 1: date the whole time, and I was loving it, but
Speaker 1: then then there is there is a scene where Zombo
Speaker 1: wakes up and like attacks them, and it's really good,
Speaker 1: and um, it's just interesting because the cool thing about
Speaker 1: the show is that I love that this whole thing
Speaker 1: happened twenty years prior where the world changed. It's like COVID,
Speaker 1: but if COVID was way way worse and lasted forever
Speaker 1: and everything changed, and there are people that were born
Speaker 1: within the time who have never lived in the old time.
Speaker 1: So I talked about this before, but this little girl, Ellie,
Speaker 1: and it has never flown in a plane, she's never
Speaker 1: driven in a car, she's never played a video game,
Speaker 1: but she knows about all this stuff. Can you imagine if?
Speaker 1: Like that's interesting? We think about people in history that
Speaker 1: never played video games, never drove in cars, never, but
Speaker 1: they couldn't imagine what that was. She can at least
Speaker 1: see it, and she's like, I never get to do that,
Speaker 1: and um and so there she gets to experience a
Speaker 1: little bit of it on this last episode and it's
Speaker 1: so good. And Joel is not in the episode at all,
Speaker 1: but boy is he just fun to look at, even
Speaker 1: when he's like writhing and dying and has like an
Speaker 1: old open wound. Um, oh my god. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to catch up. We're still on a loan. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're on the new season of Alone and it's it's
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's it's almost like, how would you
Speaker 1: do one alone with your veneers? Yes, terribly. Yeah. I'd
Speaker 1: been trying to like gnaw on a fucking musk ox's
Speaker 1: leg and they would paint us out. They eat at all,
Speaker 1: they get that vitamin D. I want to I want
Speaker 1: to watch the new show Daisy Jones and the Six
Speaker 1: or whatever. It's about like a band in the seventies.
Speaker 1: I think Elvis's granddaughter, isn't it People? I hear that's
Speaker 1: gonna be good. There's some new reality show that I
Speaker 1: sent Annia last night that is supposed to be really
Speaker 1: really bad and good. What's it call? Do you remember
Speaker 1: Perfect Match? We're gonna get Perfect Match on Netflix. Oh
Speaker 1: and you've got to watch Stolen Youth. Holy shit on
Speaker 1: Netflix or on Hulu. Stolen Youth. It is about a
Speaker 1: cult that this dude, this it's called Creepy Father, sleeps
Speaker 1: on your couch and then get you in a sex call.
Speaker 1: It should be called Creepy Father on a Couch All Dad,
Speaker 1: evil traits. Sarah Lawrence. It's unreal that this man was
Speaker 1: able to get all of these kids on board, like
Speaker 1: it just shows you how impressionable we all are. What's
Speaker 1: the premise? Real quick? Okay? These a bunch of college
Speaker 1: coeds are living in an off campus apartment together. They're
Speaker 1: off more year. One of them is dating this really
Speaker 1: pretty girl who has a dad who's just getting out
Speaker 1: of prison because he was wrongly put away because the
Speaker 1: government was after him. He finally gets out, he sends
Speaker 1: up sleeping on their couch. He is a very he
Speaker 1: worked for the CIA apparently, and all these things and
Speaker 1: and you know, covert ops and uh, he pretty much
Speaker 1: starts just like talking to them about their past trauma.
Speaker 1: This is how these cults start psychology, even though I
Speaker 1: love psychology, I love talking about trauma. He gets them
Speaker 1: to admit, like, you know, things happen in your past,
Speaker 1: and then he starts to bring up things. This is
Speaker 1: this is how they get them. They start to get
Speaker 1: these kids to admit to things that happen to them,
Speaker 1: or to uncover things in the past that may have
Speaker 1: happened to them. You know, what's it called memories when
Speaker 1: they're forgotten, repressed repressed memories. Now, when you get people
Speaker 1: to open up repressed memories, whether they're repressed or not,
Speaker 1: what you do then is is you open up a
Speaker 1: world of things that could have happened that probably didn't.
Speaker 1: And so once he's got that in, that hook in
Speaker 1: them of like all these things happened to you, and
Speaker 1: they cut their families called they are sleep deprived because
Speaker 1: they're staying up all night talking to this guy. And
Speaker 1: then they start he starts to accuse them of like
Speaker 1: I mean, it's then they start living with him. I
Speaker 1: mean it just you slowly see how dumb people can be,
Speaker 1: even though these are smart people and want to And
Speaker 1: the big headline of the thing is that they got
Speaker 1: this Um Columbia University med school, UH got full ride,
Speaker 1: went to Harvard. She they got her, he got her
Speaker 1: and um. And you can just see the devastation of
Speaker 1: like mind control, what it does and how I mean
Speaker 1: he might have been poisoning them. It's very unclear, but
Speaker 1: I didn't give anything away that will make you not
Speaker 1: want to watch the documentary. It's really good. Um. I
Speaker 1: found out who that man was that gave him his apartment.
Speaker 1: That was his attorney and Joe my good. He convinced
Speaker 1: his attorney to let him stay. I will. I feel
Speaker 1: that even I, if I met Larry, would be persuaded
Speaker 1: somehow to hold his penis late at night as we slapped.
Speaker 1: That's how we had these girls sleep next to him,
Speaker 1: one on each side, and one held his penis through
Speaker 1: the night. He's like, that's how she sleeps, That's that's
Speaker 1: what she needs. That's that's what you need. That's how
Speaker 1: we're gonna That's how you're not think she held it?
Speaker 1: Was it like over his thighre like in between his legs.
Speaker 1: I think it's like he slept on his back and
Speaker 1: then they slept next to him, side by side, and
Speaker 1: one of them would just put her hand over and
Speaker 1: hold it, which is kind of fun to do sometimes
Speaker 1: if you're in a partnership where it's kind of like
Speaker 1: fun to just be like I just because flassi penises. Yes,
Speaker 1: I do, and so I Later that night I had
Speaker 1: watched documentary and I told Chris. I was like, can
Speaker 1: I just show you what these girls had to do it?
Speaker 1: I was like, can I just do this and feel safe?
Speaker 1: Because flass and penises are so funny, it's so cool
Speaker 1: that you got them. What I read in a Tantric
Speaker 1: yoga book that that this was one of the things
Speaker 1: they suggest to connect with your partner throughout the day,
Speaker 1: like just rest your hand on their penis. Yes, I
Speaker 1: just remember that it was a repressed memory. Well I've
Speaker 1: got you then, So why do you keep damaging all
Speaker 1: the microphones I send you? Um? You owe me seven
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars? All right, we have to go to break,
Speaker 1: but we'll be back with so much more after this,
Speaker 1: and including an update on um what was her name?
Speaker 1: Lin Peyton of Peyton, who whose brother is gay and
Speaker 1: wanted to go to her wedding we actually talked to
Speaker 1: her over the weekend and have an update for you
Speaker 1: and much much more up with this. All right, we
Speaker 1: are back. So if you remember from the last episode,
Speaker 1: we had a fan thrax from Lynette slash Peyton who said,
Speaker 1: I don't like an archaic name because I see Peyton
Speaker 1: in my head. I see a why, I see an E,
Speaker 1: and then I let it go and then there's like
Speaker 1: what I fill in the blanks. So okay, So Peyton
Speaker 1: sent us this, um so she pretty much she she
Speaker 1: so if you don't remember, or for those that didn't
Speaker 1: hear the episode, she was getting married. She was having
Speaker 1: her brother want to come to the wedding and maybe
Speaker 1: kind of come out at the wedding. It was a
Speaker 1: West Virginia wedding and a lot of her relatives didn't
Speaker 1: know that he was gay, and it was going to
Speaker 1: be like a coming out for him, and she was
Speaker 1: kind of like nervous that. Well, we're going to get
Speaker 1: filled on why she was nervous, So I'm going to
Speaker 1: get to the meat of this. This is the first
Speaker 1: event he mentioned bringing his boyfriend to and my request
Speaker 1: of not doing so might overflow his cup and ruin
Speaker 1: any shot. I had of having a closer and deeper
Speaker 1: relationship with him. I wouldn't intentionally want to make himself smaller,
Speaker 1: but that is what I feel like I'm doing to him.
Speaker 1: I called him the same night I left the voicemail
Speaker 1: for the show. I was making myself sick over expressing
Speaker 1: my wants without hurting either of their feelings. We had
Speaker 1: a big talk and cried together. You hit the nail
Speaker 1: on the head, saying his lack of response or follow
Speaker 1: through is due to the weight of hiding who he
Speaker 1: is from the people who who love him the most.
Speaker 1: I was able to express how badly I want to
Speaker 1: be a part of each other's lives and want to
Speaker 1: be there for him. Blah blah, blah. I'm just kidding. Unfortunately, no,
Speaker 1: this is such a I'm so glad she wrote this. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the boyfriend and my sched will didn't and Slash won't
Speaker 1: allow for us to meet before the wedding, but we're
Speaker 1: going to try in between the wedding and honeymoon, so
Speaker 1: separate place for her to meet him and like him
Speaker 1: ingratiated into the family. Brothers supposed to watch dogs and
Speaker 1: bring boyfriend with him. I'm thankful they were both open
Speaker 1: and understanding of my wants, and there isn't bad blood,
Speaker 1: which she wrote incursive a different font and wrote a
Speaker 1: line underneath because she knows I'm a swifty so there
Speaker 1: wasn't bad blood over the situation. I hope reiterating to
Speaker 1: him that I am always going to be on his
Speaker 1: side has made his load a little lighter. I'm also
Speaker 1: very excited to meet the man my brother loves. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the questions from the pod that she wanted to
Speaker 1: do an address rather than being afraid to share the spotlight,
Speaker 1: or rather being afraid that the spotlight will be taken
Speaker 1: away from meet. My fear is that I will not
Speaker 1: look back on this day with anything but love, she
Speaker 1: wrote in parentheses worst case scenario. So that makes sense.
Speaker 1: She doesn't need the spotlight. She just wants the day
Speaker 1: to just be all about love, no drama. I tried
Speaker 1: to find out if he planned on bringing a plus
Speaker 1: one months in advance, so we could have him introduce
Speaker 1: boyfriend in smaller pre wedding events. Oh, makes sense. And
Speaker 1: we are only doing a ceremony and dinner, so there's
Speaker 1: no reception or buffer to bring him in later. Okay,
Speaker 1: all of it makes sense. Thank you for the clarity
Speaker 1: on this. I actually met Um Peyton face to face.
Speaker 1: I did not. She just gave a letter to Anya
Speaker 1: to get to me the little dog. She attached it
Speaker 1: to Anya's wing. She flew it back. Very cute listener.
Speaker 1: Thank you to our besties for being so beautiful. No,
Speaker 1: she was so nice. She was. I was like, how
Speaker 1: did you feel when you were listening to the podcast?
Speaker 1: She's like, I cried. I'm like, because we hurt your feelings?
Speaker 1: Did I hurt your feelings? She's like no, I was
Speaker 1: so touched that it got heard and addressed. So that
Speaker 1: was so sweet. Yeah. Sometimes when I meet a lot
Speaker 1: of fans that are go that go, oh you read
Speaker 1: my fan threx or you played it, And I always
Speaker 1: getting nervous because I'm like, did I say something mean?
Speaker 1: Or did I not that I would ever say anything.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you like make sometimes you disagree with something they say.
Speaker 1: You just like I always just want to tread lightly,
Speaker 1: especially when people are generous enough to give us their
Speaker 1: voices and content like that. So UM met a lot
Speaker 1: of besties this weekend. We had so many shows. I
Speaker 1: was yesterday exhausted, but I feel alive again today especially
Speaker 1: seeing Noah picking me up in her rav four that
Speaker 1: she let me drive on the way here, and she
Speaker 1: definitely was scared and it was not you weren't. No,
Speaker 1: my driving doesn't scare you. No, thank you, no way.
Speaker 1: I think you're a very good driver. You saw that
Speaker 1: lady in the jeep like switch lanes, yes abruptly, and
Speaker 1: you avoided it. It was great and smashed big time
Speaker 1: by this jeep that was coming. Any other person that
Speaker 1: I was driving her car would have been like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, and like how and done a whole thing.
Speaker 1: But no, it was just like I got it. This
Speaker 1: is what I don't like. Its overreactions to things that
Speaker 1: don't happen. People. I was like, oh my god, they
Speaker 1: could have and it's like it didn't happen. Let's keep
Speaker 1: going on with our day. So thank you. And I
Speaker 1: know you're very good at multitasking. So I know that
Speaker 1: you're a good driver because there's a lot going on
Speaker 1: and you're good at handling all of it. I loved
Speaker 1: ever misspells anything in her text when she's driving. She's
Speaker 1: got that she was driving today. I did, but I
Speaker 1: was looking up when I did it. I don't ever
Speaker 1: look down and text. So if you know who's suffering
Speaker 1: if I'm texting and driving, not other people. I'm using
Speaker 1: one hand, but I'm looking. Yes, they're suffering because there
Speaker 1: I say thank you darling and I write thank you Darlin. Speaking,
Speaker 1: I am I'm looking at dogs tomorrow, which I'm always
Speaker 1: looking at dogs because they're cute as fuck, but I
Speaker 1: am h looking to get a dog tomorrow because I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about, like getting a house. I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about making a move. Like there's different, there's like I
Speaker 1: thought I was pregnant last week. There was like things
Speaker 1: going on. It was accidental, like I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be and thank god I wasn't, but I took a
Speaker 1: pregnancy test in between. You only have like Daddy in Lexington, Kentucky,
Speaker 1: and the odds of me getting pregnant at the age
Speaker 1: of thirty eight accidentally when I was off birth control
Speaker 1: for two weeks at the time that it happened, or
Speaker 1: literally I should play the powerball. Well, if I get pregnant,
Speaker 1: I think, actually, when you get off of birth control,
Speaker 1: your chances increase, but you'd only be at like a
Speaker 1: I don't six percent chance. Yes, there was no chance,
Speaker 1: so yes, it's it's so hard to get pregnant, go
Speaker 1: out there and try, girls to even try. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: literally possible. So it was anal Well you don't know,
Speaker 1: they're all it's all connected down there at this point.
Speaker 1: For me, Oh, if you do it enough, yeah up,
Speaker 1: um so open. I don't done with that. Man, that
Speaker 1: really grows me out. But um yeah, so I don't.
Speaker 1: There's been this like I need a change. I want
Speaker 1: to get a haircut, I want to maybe dye my hair.
Speaker 1: I know these are all things I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a dog instead. Okay, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do something that will only last a couple months until
Speaker 1: it grows out. I'm gonna do something that's permanent, that
Speaker 1: lasts until it dies in twenty years because small dogs
Speaker 1: or they live it. Man, And get a dog whose
Speaker 1: hair you can cut or like change its hairstyle. That's
Speaker 1: such a good idea. I'm gonna give my dog a
Speaker 1: pixie cut and have everyone go looks, No, that's good. Bangs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I honestly hate when dogs have bangs.
Speaker 1: Get the hair out of your goddamn dog's face. These
Speaker 1: poor dogs that have constantly seeing through bangs. I know
Speaker 1: it's cute, get cut their bangs. My mom goes, you
Speaker 1: get away from Marian's face, because Marian's constantly is like
Speaker 1: like her eyeballs are penetrated by hair constantly, like I
Speaker 1: can see the hair like going into her eye. Like
Speaker 1: she doesn't care. She's just like like and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's gotta be annoying. So I start to cut. She goes,
Speaker 1: you get away from my dog. I'm like, it used
Speaker 1: to be mine. So I'm looking at getting a dog.
Speaker 1: I want a small one that I can take on
Speaker 1: planes with me. It can travel with me all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't have to get sitters. Ever, my mom's like,
Speaker 1: you don't get a chalk nicky place. My mom doesn't
Speaker 1: want me to do anything I realized, like anything i'd
Speaker 1: ever want to do the other day, I was looking
Speaker 1: at a house to buy and I was like, Mom,
Speaker 1: not gonna buy it. But like, if I were to
Speaker 1: buy a house, this is like I could see me
Speaker 1: getting a place like this. She goes, all right, don't
Speaker 1: do it. Don't like I never have like even a
Speaker 1: little interest from her. Anything I want to spend money on,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. Nick I wouldn't do it, So
Speaker 1: I got Lasick. I didn't tell her I was getting
Speaker 1: lace because I knew I was gonna hear I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. I think it's too late. You just stick
Speaker 1: with what you got too late, stick with what you got. Well,
Speaker 1: there was like a common misconception about Lasick that at
Speaker 1: least had trickled down to me, that it's too late.
Speaker 1: At one point, that's what I was led to believe
Speaker 1: to the people in their eighties are getting Lasick. I
Speaker 1: was with her in the waiting room. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: can get it till the end. Also, stick with what
Speaker 1: you got is such a powerful message from a parent,
Speaker 1: like that must permeate other parts of your life. Stick
Speaker 1: with what you got. It was everything I heard as
Speaker 1: a kid because I used to tell my mom, I'm ugly.
Speaker 1: Why did you make? Why did I used to say,
Speaker 1: why did you and dad have sex when you knew
Speaker 1: you could make something as ugly as me? This would
Speaker 1: be after boys tease me at school and like I
Speaker 1: buck teeth And I was like Lauren was perfect looking.
Speaker 1: She had not like she was not you know, awkward
Speaker 1: looking yet or ever. But um and I used to say,
Speaker 1: I remember like just berating my mom being like you
Speaker 1: and dad knew that you had DNA that could make
Speaker 1: something as ugly as me, Why would you irresponsibly have sex?
Speaker 1: Like I was smart enough to like connect it to that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like this is your fault. And my mom would go,
Speaker 1: you'd be happy with what you have, which is not calming.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make you feel good. It just makes you
Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, you are ugly, deal with it right right,
Speaker 1: as opposed to like, no, you're beautiful, which I probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't have accepted either, and I'd be talking about She
Speaker 1: used to say, no, you're beautiful when I knew I wasn't.
Speaker 1: That's what my old therapist Donna used to say, because
Speaker 1: I would say I was an ugly kid. And my
Speaker 1: dad used to say, you are so beautiful, and he
Speaker 1: truly believed it, Like he would just stop sometimes and
Speaker 1: like he'd just be staring at me, and I would
Speaker 1: like catch him staring at me, and I go, Dad, what,
Speaker 1: And He's like, You're so goddamn beautiful. You're just one
Speaker 1: of the most beautiful people. It was very loving. It
Speaker 1: wasn't creepy. He like loved that I had, Like he
Speaker 1: was like these like fly like the things I hated
Speaker 1: most about myself in seventh grade, if I could pin point,
Speaker 1: was the bags under my eyes because I had chronic
Speaker 1: sinus infections because my parents smoked inside. It was their fault.
Speaker 1: But also, um, I had like a like cow licks.
Speaker 1: So if I put it back my hair, I was
Speaker 1: always jalous of girls I could put the back their
Speaker 1: hair and it would be just slick. Mine would be
Speaker 1: like these fuzzy things hanging off like Bozo's crown. Like
Speaker 1: it was just it was. It looked like ethereal. I
Speaker 1: always had these like and no hair. Now I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know it was a child thing, but I
Speaker 1: or I eve embraced them. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: it is. But I had these baby hairs that I hated,
Speaker 1: and my dad used to say, those are amazing, They're
Speaker 1: the best thing. And my therapist Donna goes, that's why, Um,
Speaker 1: that's why you have anger towards your dad because you
Speaker 1: knew he was a liar. He was lying to you
Speaker 1: when you knew it, and he lied to you on
Speaker 1: the spot and you knew it every day. He was
Speaker 1: lying to you when he said you were beautiful, And
Speaker 1: I was like that's come on a good point, Like
Speaker 1: if you're if you have something going on, your parent constantly.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you're beautiful. You kind of get
Speaker 1: to even with Santa Claus. Sorry if kids are listening.
Speaker 1: But like when he didn't think he was lying to you,
Speaker 1: what if he believed it. I do think he believed it,
Speaker 1: but I took it as him lying to me because
Speaker 1: he did lie about Santa. When I confronted him, I
Speaker 1: saw his foot shaken. I knew because what do you think?
Speaker 1: And his foot was going fucking wild. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have a question about chat. Yeah, what I A.
Speaker 1: I was on a six hour flight the other day
Speaker 1: and the whole flight, this guy in my row was
Speaker 1: shaking his foot and it was moving the entire row. No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, you got you gotta go, sir, sorry, and
Speaker 1: just gently put your hand on it, touch him on
Speaker 1: his and touch him. Well. I guess I used to
Speaker 1: do that to Andrew. I would just gently touch his
Speaker 1: leg and go hey, because it would be like shaking
Speaker 1: the whole couch. You know. Ian Ian's Fat's the one.
Speaker 1: Ian's the one. I used to do it too. In finance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but people that do that they burn more you can
Speaker 1: touch with people without asking. I mean, you're a gorgeous woman,
Speaker 1: you probably could. He was an angry man. I asked
Speaker 1: him if I could go to the bathroom, and he
Speaker 1: rolled his eyes and goes, what oh god, kiss No,
Speaker 1: he goes up there, you can't what. Yeah, the coach
Speaker 1: guy was shaking the entire row. Yeah, the whole row.
Speaker 1: He was like doing restless leg syndrome, and he had
Speaker 1: seven shots of Jack Daniels. Okay, this isn't someone you
Speaker 1: want to talk to. You're right, You're just gonna have
Speaker 1: to like scare of this one. Yeah, that's a scary person.
Speaker 1: But also, man, there's a part of me that wants
Speaker 1: to get that person to try to punch me. It
Speaker 1: would be worth it. Like I said, as they should,
Speaker 1: as they should. That woman, I wanted her to punch
Speaker 1: me because I had done nothing wrong except to go
Speaker 1: as they should. Oh, it would have been amazing. Nikki
Speaker 1: Glazer gets decked in the face by some trumpy like
Speaker 1: or some guy on a plane like assault, I would
Speaker 1: beg you to hit me. If you're a crazy person.
Speaker 1: I've done nothing wrong. I look like the hero when
Speaker 1: I get an excuse to get a nose job. I
Speaker 1: have a question. In our notes, you said you put
Speaker 1: an embarrassing boarding area mode. I can't even like tell
Speaker 1: it yet. Oh okay, never mind, oh embarrassing scratch that. No, okay,
Speaker 1: I will tell it. But this is like it's rare
Speaker 1: that I get humiliated, like humiliated. It happened, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a smaller. It happened twice in boarding areas. And
Speaker 1: you want to know why it's happening. Because of my
Speaker 1: noise canceling headphones. Those goddamn AirPods cancel out too much noise.
Speaker 1: You don't hear people around you, you don't understand. And
Speaker 1: boarding areas, you know, when they pack them in, there's
Speaker 1: like four announcements going on at once for four different gates,
Speaker 1: and you're hearing, Oh, work boarding group B, work boarding
Speaker 1: group A. We're boarding you know, veterans wheelchair accessibility. So
Speaker 1: I hear, Okay, I'll just tell them one I hear.
Speaker 1: I hear, but I know that I like, I've gotten
Speaker 1: this ticket bought by me, bought for me by like Sony,
Speaker 1: So I'm fine, first class, I have all the perks, right,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm number one, you know. So they call
Speaker 1: we're beginning boarding and I see already some people trickling on,
Speaker 1: so I go they were and they weren't, you know, disabled,
Speaker 1: so I knew it was my turn. They were just regular,
Speaker 1: not that people who are disabled aren't regular, Please don't
Speaker 1: come after me, but you know they were able body wheelchairs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I just go right. I don't cut anyone, but
Speaker 1: I'm just zipping along. And I realized, though, I know
Speaker 1: what I could be in trouble for. I've got a
Speaker 1: fanny pack on. But if I realize if you wear
Speaker 1: if you wear a fanny pack, it doesn't count as
Speaker 1: a personal bag. If you are wearing it on your body,
Speaker 1: it doesn't count. But I have a guitar and I
Speaker 1: have a suit case. Okay, So then I scanned my
Speaker 1: boarding pass and I hear and there's tons of people right,
Speaker 1: and I hear the woman say something and I know
Speaker 1: what she's saying. She's saying, your suit case is too big.
Speaker 1: It's not going to fit in the overhead, which it
Speaker 1: was because I had done the little expander zipper and
Speaker 1: I had forgotten to do the unexpanded one right, so
Speaker 1: I I forgot to do that before they started boarding.
Speaker 1: I was all fucked up on time. I don't like
Speaker 1: to ever be someone who holds up the line. So
Speaker 1: I quickly, oh my god, I quickly set my suitcase down,
Speaker 1: like pull it to the sides, it set down, unzip
Speaker 1: it really quickly, and I'm just like taking things out
Speaker 1: and holding them and zip it back up. And she
Speaker 1: and I go and I go uh, And then I
Speaker 1: start walking down the jet bridge and they're screaming my name.
Speaker 1: I can't hear it. But then eventually she's like, maam.
Speaker 1: And then I get back and she's and everyone's watched
Speaker 1: this whole thing. Okay, she goes and I go what.
Speaker 1: She goes, you're boarding pass And I was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: it didn't scant, so I give it back and she goes,
Speaker 1: it's the wrong flights. Oh my god. I wasn't. It
Speaker 1: wasn't even boarding yet. So not only did everyone on
Speaker 1: this flight see me like spill out my things and
Speaker 1: be like and then be like see now it fits,
Speaker 1: and like do this whole thing, but then I had
Speaker 1: to walk back out, and then everyone from my own
Speaker 1: flight saw this display. It was like because of the shame.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. And then yesterday I got really
Speaker 1: cook again. It was so embarrassing. This is the problem
Speaker 1: without having a friend. When I was like traveling with
Speaker 1: Andrew constantly, it was nice because if something embarrassing happened,
Speaker 1: you had someone to go Ah. That was like you
Speaker 1: trip and fall, You're like, oh what India, When you're
Speaker 1: buy yourself, no one's there to like laugh with you
Speaker 1: and like and if you do it to yourself, you
Speaker 1: look like an even bigger idiot, like, oh, what a
Speaker 1: dumb dumb I am. So yesterday I finished my latte.
Speaker 1: I like sucked it down within like two minutes, even
Speaker 1: though I get them extra hot. I get them extra
Speaker 1: hot so that I can drink them fast, because if
Speaker 1: they're just normal temperature, I'll chug too much. So I
Speaker 1: get an extra hot so they'll like burn me if
Speaker 1: I chug. But so you get them to drink slow.
Speaker 1: You said fast, to drink fast, Yeah, I get yeah,
Speaker 1: so its slow me down. So sorry I was talking
Speaker 1: too fast. I get them extra hot so it will
Speaker 1: slow me down. The problem is my throat is now calloused,
Speaker 1: and I can just chug scalding holliquids. It's no problem.
Speaker 1: So I chugged this fucking latte and then we're about
Speaker 1: to board and there's like, you know, everyone is waiting
Speaker 1: because they're boarding like the early group, so everyone's waiting around.
Speaker 1: It's like really tight, and I see this trash can
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know I can fucking dunk it
Speaker 1: let or like you know, just like swish oh no.
Speaker 1: So it's and it's like two feet away it's nothing,
Speaker 1: and I know it's the side. The cap and the
Speaker 1: holder come off and they both go different ways, and
Speaker 1: then the coup falls about three like nothing goes in
Speaker 1: the trash coup, but then my cops was into three
Speaker 1: pieces and it goes everywhere and I have to like
Speaker 1: collect it, and I'm living in this little like I
Speaker 1: have like a gentle podcast on you know, Sam Harris
Speaker 1: is talking to me about like no free will, and
Speaker 1: it's I can't hear anyone, and i know everyone's looking
Speaker 1: at me, and I'm collecting it and I'm going, oh,
Speaker 1: that was embarrassing, And I'm saying it was embarrassing to myself.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's humiliating. It's making me hot just thinking
Speaker 1: about it because everyone must have been just like I
Speaker 1: hope I wasn't recognized in that moment. It was just
Speaker 1: so bad. So that was my embarrassing boarding moment, just
Speaker 1: knowing that people were like it always happens when I
Speaker 1: had the damn headphones in because I can't hear what
Speaker 1: people are saying, and I assume I know what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Does anyone else out there have those fucking AirPods? You
Speaker 1: don't have the AirPod pros though not yet, But I
Speaker 1: was wearing these the other day on a plane yesterday,
Speaker 1: and I was sitting next to like if Paddington Bear
Speaker 1: was a female woman was eighty years old. Was hilarious.
Speaker 1: She had given up what she was saying, yeah, a
Speaker 1: huge purse. She was so disheveled. I don't think she
Speaker 1: had been on a plane ever, maybe a couple times,
Speaker 1: like decades ago, and she just like I was obsessed
Speaker 1: with her. She had all these papers, like old graph
Speaker 1: paper from nineteen eighty two in her bag and took
Speaker 1: out all these endless oranges that she was eating, and
Speaker 1: then she like leaned over to me and was like
Speaker 1: that'thing by the way, it like it's a burst of
Speaker 1: like a fresh, gentle, nice smell. It's that is the
Speaker 1: best thing to eat on a plane, is a fresh orange.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna be upset. I don't think okay, she
Speaker 1: was dying to talk and connect and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm in my zone own and she's like, I'm eating
Speaker 1: my seaweed snack and she's like pointing at me and like,
Speaker 1: take off your headphones. Take them off. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there we go. What I take them off?
Speaker 1: And she goes, those are a great snack. No, no,
Speaker 1: how just she's like, I lost my clog. She's just
Speaker 1: like fever actually like kicking her leg under my seat
Speaker 1: and like everywhere. And then she's like she does. It's
Speaker 1: so bright, and we take off and she's just her
Speaker 1: nose is like smushed against the glass For the whole flight.
Speaker 1: She's just staring into the abyss like she can't believe.
Speaker 1: And Matt and I can't read our iPads because she's
Speaker 1: it's so bright in the If you're at the window,
Speaker 1: shut the fucking window. Unless you're a child, shut the window.
Speaker 1: People want to sleep, people want it dark, people want
Speaker 1: to watch their phones. Um. Yeah, the just the idea
Speaker 1: that people knew. My the woman had nearly said to me, man,
Speaker 1: this is the wrong flight, and then what they see
Speaker 1: is a woman just violently thrown to the ground and
Speaker 1: open it and then like take some things out, zip
Speaker 1: it back up, zip the other zipper that tightens it.
Speaker 1: Then put it in that little cart thing to be
Speaker 1: like and go see it fits. What the fuck are
Speaker 1: you doing? And I have my guitar that's swinging around
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I just I mean, I looked insane.
Speaker 1: It's just so embarrassing when you've been doing something for
Speaker 1: a while. That's my biggest embarrassment is when there's been
Speaker 1: a long birth of time where people are witnessing you
Speaker 1: thinking one thing and it not being the right way,
Speaker 1: Like if I like the other day I said the
Speaker 1: word stealth. I was like telling people to take pictures
Speaker 1: at my shows because it's always like pictures are always
Speaker 1: take no photography during the show. I always tell people
Speaker 1: please take pictures, sneak a video. I don't care. So
Speaker 1: I told him on my story, I was like, be
Speaker 1: stealth and someone wrote me it was like stealth, be
Speaker 1: stealth be bet are you Millennia? And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, it's stealthy. And then I also misspelled Ithaca
Speaker 1: and my dad knew. And then Anya was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like you misspelled Ithaca, and I go, you knew. Why
Speaker 1: didn't you tell me you're just like talking behind my
Speaker 1: back that I misspelled. I can't say it. Well that's
Speaker 1: a good point, at least I can say it. But
Speaker 1: I hate things happening behind my back. I mean, who
Speaker 1: likes that? But like the way you said it, I
Speaker 1: was like, you've noted it. You know I misspelled this thing.
Speaker 1: I bet you have at I was about to write
Speaker 1: to you, I just got distracted. I was about to
Speaker 1: be like Ithaca, and then I'm like, I don't be County.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Like, I'm sure she's gotta be County? Later
Speaker 1: when when I just thought you had no like someone
Speaker 1: had written for sure, people had commented under it saying,
Speaker 1: it's Ithaca, you're misspelling. How did you spell it to
Speaker 1: your mind the way it should be spelled, the way
Speaker 1: it said it? It h I oh okay, so it's
Speaker 1: I h A. My bad. Please come to just call
Speaker 1: anytime there's something wrong, just call it out in the moment,
Speaker 1: because my biggest fear is people talking about me behind
Speaker 1: my back, which I know happens. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: what I do for a living, So that's most people
Speaker 1: have to talk about being behind my back. Back because
Speaker 1: there's no you're not going to meet me to say
Speaker 1: these things or they dm me. But like the idea
Speaker 1: that my friends behind my back are like she missmells
Speaker 1: Ithaca is enough for me to not want to be
Speaker 1: friends anymore. Like if if I knew that that kind
Speaker 1: of like like shit talking. What's going on like recently?
Speaker 1: I think any friendship? Yeah, yeah, yeah, recently? What's happening recently?
Speaker 1: Anya said something about like, oh, one time we did
Speaker 1: have like a talk about you and you're like like
Speaker 1: depression and like your moods and stuff, and I was
Speaker 1: like a sidebar was had, Like I know it was
Speaker 1: out of like love, but then just don't tell me
Speaker 1: about the sidebar later on. Right, if you're talking about
Speaker 1: me behind my back, don't ever let me know that
Speaker 1: it happened. There's now many rules I can't remember all these.
Speaker 1: Well here's the only rule. Don't if you talk about it,
Speaker 1: I mean behind my back, don't tell me you did ever.
Speaker 1: Why it was for everyone it was proof that that
Speaker 1: person cared about you. That person who shot out need proof.
Speaker 1: I already know that that person cared about me. I
Speaker 1: don't need proof now I know that you don't care
Speaker 1: about me because you talked about it behind my back.
Speaker 1: We'll be back. We're going to break. I'm going to
Speaker 1: talk to some one behind our back. All right, we're back. Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do we know nothing. Here's the theme song
Speaker 1: that has really doesn't fit. We know. I may have
Speaker 1: edited in. I don't know if I did. I think
Speaker 1: I don't say we know nothing. Okay. So originally that
Speaker 1: song was for like an advice segment, which I think
Speaker 1: we should do because I think we did a pretty
Speaker 1: good job the other day for Linnette Peyton, Peyton and Wynet.
Speaker 1: So today we're gonna try to describe something that we
Speaker 1: don't know anything about. Um, this was the subject that
Speaker 1: was picked earlier today. I really this segment. Really I
Speaker 1: get scared about. I've been delaying it the whole show.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about anything else than this. Um okay.
Speaker 1: So the thing we're going to try to explain is
Speaker 1: how electricity works. The Usually this is embarrassing, but now
Speaker 1: there's like four men in this room stare work here
Speaker 1: at I heard who I know that at least two
Speaker 1: of them with electricity. Yeah, that they work. They they
Speaker 1: they know about Tesla coils and flying kites and drones,
Speaker 1: little drones. Yeah, okay, here's how. So there's a grid, right,
Speaker 1: Electricity is definitely on a grid. All I know is
Speaker 1: that there was electricity last night in the episode of
Speaker 1: the Last of Us. I don't know how, but there was,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how they're getting it the generators, right.
Speaker 1: What electricity is to me? Okay, let's see. All I
Speaker 1: can say is to me, electricity means love. It means power. Um.
Speaker 1: I believe electricity is based on some kind of force. Right,
Speaker 1: We're talking wind, we're talking water pressure. There's like a
Speaker 1: force that creates something that is bigger than that's something else,
Speaker 1: and that that force has to go somewhere and that
Speaker 1: then can make then make things do something. But where
Speaker 1: does it come from? Like where does that force come from? Well, um,
Speaker 1: I don't win wind, wind and solar power and and
Speaker 1: like water like you know, like windmills electricity, that's electricity. Uh, sunlight,
Speaker 1: we can make electricity. I don't know how this all happened. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's definitely a a bunch of um like it's
Speaker 1: I I can't I can't even begin to describe what
Speaker 1: I don't know. So, NYA, do you have any do
Speaker 1: you have any ideas these guys are twitching around it?
Speaker 1: It was not invented. The light bulb was invented by
Speaker 1: Benjamin Franklin. I thought it was Thomas Edison. That's Thomas Edison. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like Edison, isn't that like an electric company in York? Edison?
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin did, he did? The Thomas Edison was the kite. No,
Speaker 1: Ben ben Franklin was kite with a key struck by lightning.
Speaker 1: Then they don't look at me really so, but electricity
Speaker 1: is a thing that I don't think it was invented.
Speaker 1: I think it just is and we just discovered it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah not yes, on a balloon. Static electricity exists
Speaker 1: because the electrons electrons are there. We go positive and
Speaker 1: nega of electrons, so there's energy harnessed by that. Dumb
Speaker 1: electricity just came to be in like the turn of
Speaker 1: one of the centuries. So it was recent, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's not like we're so stupid. A lot of
Speaker 1: people didn't know what the fuck it was or how
Speaker 1: do you know what? Okay, so it's for me it's
Speaker 1: hard to understand. How does it get into everyone's house wires?
Speaker 1: So like how but you look outside all those beings,
Speaker 1: like when one of those poles falls over, then boom,
Speaker 1: no electricity, or like something explodes. So I understand that,
Speaker 1: but how does it travel through these wires? God, spirit,
Speaker 1: there's a grid. It's all connected through the grid. Let's
Speaker 1: let's go online, because I think we're out of We're
Speaker 1: out of ideas. The concept of electricity itself is based
Speaker 1: on electron movement. Okay, all right, did not say that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you force electrons to move in sync. Okay, I
Speaker 1: can put in sync and anything, and I get it.
Speaker 1: When they force electrons, when you force electrons you to
Speaker 1: move in sync, they end up producing heat, which turns
Speaker 1: the wire they're moving into a magnet. Okay, let's get
Speaker 1: more into this because we're gonna we're gonna learn right now. Wait,
Speaker 1: so all those wires outside our magnets? Probably, So why
Speaker 1: aren't cars just like being lifted in the air and attaching.
Speaker 1: Britannica describes electricity as a phenomenon associated with stationary or
Speaker 1: moving electric charges. Every electrical charge is a fundamental property
Speaker 1: of matter being borne by elementary particles. So I was right.
Speaker 1: Electricity is already a thing. We are just farnessing it.
Speaker 1: It can't be created or destroyed. For electricity, this elementary particle, God,
Speaker 1: I don't like the word elementary. Stop using it, Dear Watson,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. For electricity. This elementary particle is an electron
Speaker 1: that has a negative charge, which is carried to the
Speaker 1: next electron through the convention method. So when we talk
Speaker 1: about how electricity were, it's essentially the result of the
Speaker 1: accumulation or motion of a specific number of electrons. Moreover,
Speaker 1: electricity travels in a closed circuit for the electrons to
Speaker 1: move through it. Let's explain this with the help of
Speaker 1: an example. No, I don't want to know anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't need to know. I imagine you flip a switch
Speaker 1: to turn on the light. What do you do? You
Speaker 1: basically close a circuit. By applying the same logic, when
Speaker 1: you flip a switch off, you open a circuit. Well,
Speaker 1: I would think it was the opposite. It's saying, when
Speaker 1: you flip a switch off, you open a circuit. Now,
Speaker 1: when you close a circuit, the flow of electricity from
Speaker 1: the electric wires powers through them, powers through them through
Speaker 1: the light, and vice versa. Likewise, Okay, I'm done, I'm done. Moreover,
Speaker 1: Electricity takes different forms like water, coal, wind, solar, hydro electricity,
Speaker 1: and nuclear. I think we uncovered it. I think. To
Speaker 1: explain this to me, I don't even think they would
Speaker 1: even try to do that tackle that. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: was Ben Franklin involved at all? He had he had
Speaker 1: the kite Ben Franklin electricity. I'm typing it in. I
Speaker 1: think I think he had the kite, but I don't
Speaker 1: think he was. Okay, Benjamin Franklin then the kite experiment. Okay, yes, Oh.
Speaker 1: Despite a common misconception, Benjamin Franklin did not discover electricity
Speaker 1: during this experience experiment, or at all for that matter.
Speaker 1: It's just the first. He just went to a park
Speaker 1: and got credit, he'd oh on June. On a June
Speaker 1: afternoon in seventeen fifty two, the sky began to darken
Speaker 1: over the city of Philadelphia as rain began to fall
Speaker 1: and lightning threatened. Most of the city's citizens surely hurried inside,
Speaker 1: but not Benny frank Frank's. He decided it was the
Speaker 1: perfect time to go fly a kite. He had been
Speaker 1: waiting for an opportunity like this. He wanted to demonstrate
Speaker 1: the electrical nature of lightning. Okay, so yeah, he didn't
Speaker 1: discover it, so he wasn't a dumb dumb He was
Speaker 1: doing something to show how l tricity works. Yes, but
Speaker 1: I don't have something to do with it. But he
Speaker 1: didn't discover it. Who invented electricity? Even though we know
Speaker 1: that's not it, but we know we oh shit, it's
Speaker 1: still writing. We know that no one invented it, but
Speaker 1: I would just want to write it that way because
Speaker 1: you know people would be searching it like that. Who
Speaker 1: invented electricity? Okay? William Grenier, Who Shuiler Wheeler, Henry M Leland,
Speaker 1: and Ebenezer Kinnerslag Scrooge. These are the inventors electricity, So
Speaker 1: I guess it is. Benjamin Franklin took things a big
Speaker 1: step ahead, Thomas says. Alva Edison is one of the
Speaker 1: greatest of all inventors and is normally credited with creating
Speaker 1: the light bulb. Nicholas Tesla, Yeah, oh god, okay, we
Speaker 1: can't know everything. I can't believe those four guys are
Speaker 1: not famous at all at all. They just had like
Speaker 1: bad marketing. Everyone will be forgotten. Yeah they didn't. They
Speaker 1: didn't have They didn't pay six grant for a PR
Speaker 1: company like some people. Like some people, final thought, we
Speaker 1: know nothing about electricity. I still don't know anything about it,
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't try to how to c minus how
Speaker 1: do you love kids? And when these questions come up,
Speaker 1: I guess you just google stuff and then you learn together.
Speaker 1: And that's and that's what that's Noah's thing where she
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, why do you want to
Speaker 1: have kids? You were like to see the world through
Speaker 1: their eyes? Really, she meant, because I need to learn
Speaker 1: some shit. I need to go back to school, elementary school,
Speaker 1: and this is the only way. Oh my god, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: But then some dads are like, all right, this is
Speaker 1: where I excel. I've been waiting for this question. So
Speaker 1: here's here's an positive electron, here's a negative, and then
Speaker 1: they just talk loudly. There was a guy in the
Speaker 1: park the other day, loud dad, showing his kids how
Speaker 1: to fish, and he was ruining everything for everyone because
Speaker 1: he was just shouting at them, teaching them how to
Speaker 1: fish and how these fish are different than those fish.
Speaker 1: And when did you learn did you learn anything from
Speaker 1: this loud dad that I'm so grateful that you have
Speaker 1: a quiet and meek boyfriend who raises but yeah, he
Speaker 1: raises his hand to before he can ask a question, Oh,
Speaker 1: would you describe that as meek? Really only to me? Okay,
Speaker 1: you know he raises his hand and I go, yes, Matt,
Speaker 1: and he goes, is it okay if we start the
Speaker 1: show of the Team's late tonight, like he's a meek guy?
Speaker 1: I don't. There's something wrong with being meek. I bet
Speaker 1: he's not meek and Bead she's very he's very bossy
Speaker 1: and bad. Yeah, I think, so all right to interrupt,
Speaker 1: not yet I'm hoping, Oh to interrupt. I get Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is an interruption this thing because I'll
Speaker 1: be like, you know what I love and then just stop?
Speaker 1: Is abvi? Meek abs very quiet? No, he's not. He's
Speaker 1: really loud really, but it's all it's just like not
Speaker 1: because like he has no hearing anymore. So he's just
Speaker 1: like naturally does he have no hearing? One? He was
Speaker 1: born with a hearing deficiency, and then he's been playing
Speaker 1: in grind bands for like almost his whole life. Yes,
Speaker 1: so his hearings At night, I was at the comedy
Speaker 1: store and did the goddamn comedy jam and m Bill
Speaker 1: Burr was there and he had and they were so
Speaker 1: fucking loud. We were backstage and the band was so
Speaker 1: loud it was I was I was ready to like
Speaker 1: walk out because I was like, I can't be around this.
Speaker 1: And he was like, I can't believe you guys don't
Speaker 1: wear a head or you know, earplugs, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I always bring them. I love. I can't believe how
Speaker 1: many people don't use Like I have tenitis from not
Speaker 1: wearing it forever. But he had earplugs and he was
Speaker 1: so smart, but um, and then I put in my AirPods.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, join my AirPods. It's perfect. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, last night I was at the goddamn Comedy
Speaker 1: Jam and right before him going on, I was doing
Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift song like I've done with them for
Speaker 1: a while, and I was playing guitar. I made the mistake,
Speaker 1: which is such a um, I think a novice guitarist
Speaker 1: mistake of not like I did it really, I always
Speaker 1: play the guitar sitting down. Never am I standing up.
Speaker 1: And then I stood up and it was the fucking
Speaker 1: strap was too long. So I'm like playing and I
Speaker 1: hadn't because I hadn't played it backstage. I figured I
Speaker 1: would be sitting on a stool or something when I
Speaker 1: got up there, so I'm like playing it down like
Speaker 1: I'm like like in a runny back or whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't even know, yeah, a grunge band exactly. So it
Speaker 1: was really hard for me to play but it ended
Speaker 1: up going well. But right before I go on, this
Speaker 1: guy backstage who I don't even know. He was like, um,
Speaker 1: Matt Heely from the nineteen seventy five is here tonight.
Speaker 1: When I was like, he was like, oh, he's a
Speaker 1: buddy of mine. I go what He's like, yeah, do
Speaker 1: you know him? I was like, of course I know
Speaker 1: who that is. He's here watching this show. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, and I'm doing a Taylor Swift song.
Speaker 1: He's like friends with her. It was like I was
Speaker 1: so nervous, but then I was like, Oh, this makes
Speaker 1: me so much better when the pressure's on, when I
Speaker 1: have someone in the audience that I'm like I need
Speaker 1: to impress. Not that I was impressive at all. I
Speaker 1: listened to my vocals and they were pissed pore, but um,
Speaker 1: I was like because Carlott was with me, She's like,
Speaker 1: are you nervous Now, I'm like, I mean kind of,
Speaker 1: but like also, this is where I thrive, Like when
Speaker 1: there's not someone, when I get to have someone there
Speaker 1: that I have like a crush on, or it's someone
Speaker 1: that I like really admire as a peer. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm always trying to get Chris to come see me performed,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, it's gonna be a better show, because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get laid from like being so dazzling
Speaker 1: that you can't help but like be horned up for it,
Speaker 1: even though I don't think most guys get like horny
Speaker 1: for women who are like commanding a stage. Yes they don't,
Speaker 1: Yeah they don't. But for some reason, it's like do
Speaker 1: you get do you get? Do you feel better Anya
Speaker 1: when you're performing in you know Matt is watching you adoringly? No, Matt, Yes,
Speaker 1: But if I know a good guitar player is there,
Speaker 1: I get I get so self conscious and I'll make
Speaker 1: a bunch of errors and screw up because yeah, that's
Speaker 1: probably watching me play guitar, and then I'm like fumbling. Yes. Well,
Speaker 1: I went out knowing that Matt Healy was there, and
Speaker 1: I knew that he would like like Ednyone would judge
Speaker 1: these comedians like trying to be what he does best,
Speaker 1: like a badass rock star. I made the point of, like,
Speaker 1: we're comedians trying to be rock stars. We know that
Speaker 1: we're not good at this, just like rock stars are
Speaker 1: not good at being comedians, but you guys get away
Speaker 1: with so much more. And then I did my example
Speaker 1: of Dave Matthews being like, it smells good out there,
Speaker 1: and I We're like, hey said we'd rock stars can
Speaker 1: say anything and people fucking die laughing, but god forbid,
Speaker 1: I sing a little bit in between jokes. Um yeah,
Speaker 1: it's uh, it was, but it was really fun. Last
Speaker 1: night Carlisle came out and um yeah, Bill Burr played
Speaker 1: uh smells like teen Spirit and I love that song.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that he was gonna play it, but
Speaker 1: he's only playing drums on it, and those that drumming
Speaker 1: for that song is like the one song that I've
Speaker 1: been like, I want to get a drum kit because
Speaker 1: I love that those drums and um so I I
Speaker 1: had already finished, but I was like, and Josh Adam
Speaker 1: Myers had already sang like a bunch of songs because
Speaker 1: he's with the band so he was singing it and
Speaker 1: I was like, I know this song really well, and
Speaker 1: I just ran up on stage in the middle of
Speaker 1: it because I was like, I want to perform with
Speaker 1: Bill Burr, and so I sang us like team Spirit.
Speaker 1: It was so fun. I wish I would have looked
Speaker 1: at the lyrics a little bit more because they're weird. Mulatto,
Speaker 1: I'm Moskaito. I don't even think you could say mulatto anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm like, like, but it was so fun. It's so like, sorry,
Speaker 1: but comedy sucks compared to being a rock star. It
Speaker 1: literally blows. It's It is the difference between getting like
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like how the pant's hand job
Speaker 1: compared to like full penetration when it comes to um
Speaker 1: freedom and like of expression. And is it because the
Speaker 1: audience is more active, like through the set, like they're
Speaker 1: singing along with you, they can't really do it. It's
Speaker 1: more remote. You get to be more emotional, and I
Speaker 1: think that that's like so intriguing to me of just
Speaker 1: being able to like scream and like you can get
Speaker 1: like messy and go like like you can just like
Speaker 1: I love on my Explore page. It's all musicians like
Speaker 1: kind of like rubbing their face and being like and
Speaker 1: like twitching when they're singing and like getting like into
Speaker 1: it and like I love it. I love that, Like
Speaker 1: you can look like you're coming on stage and everyone's
Speaker 1: okay with it. Like that is freedom of expression more
Speaker 1: so than anything. And I think as a comedian, comedians
Speaker 1: are kiah. We're all wanting to be cool. Desperately. We
Speaker 1: want you to think we're cool. Even when we're talking
Speaker 1: about how like we farted on someone's head or something,
Speaker 1: we're still trying. We're in control of the narrative. And
Speaker 1: musicians are kaus fuck as well all the time. You know,
Speaker 1: we witness it, and even you know ones that are
Speaker 1: overly performative and do too much of that, like um, like,
Speaker 1: like we were talking about some musicians who Anya was
Speaker 1: watching the other night who like just like she can
Speaker 1: do anything, and people are just like she's fucking amazing
Speaker 1: because guys just jerk off to her. And so she
Speaker 1: just like will eat a hot dog and like during
Speaker 1: her music video and people are like this is art
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, it's not like dance or something like.
Speaker 1: So musicians canna be kid too, But there's just something
Speaker 1: so and a song is there's nothing better than a song.
Speaker 1: No one is having their like no one you know
Speaker 1: gets married and walks down the aisle to a you
Speaker 1: know Brian Reagan bit no one, no, no one is.
Speaker 1: You're not watching like a love scene in a movie,
Speaker 1: and you are transfixed more like do you have you
Speaker 1: ever thought about if you take music out of TV
Speaker 1: shows or anything, how how you wouldn't even know what
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, you wouldn't know how to feel. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't know a zombie is about to come. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: know like you always know a zombies about to show
Speaker 1: up in the Last of Us because it's getting the
Speaker 1: music is too good. It's been too good for too long.
Speaker 1: And then it starts to get a little quiet, and
Speaker 1: you know, something's like music. You don't realize how much
Speaker 1: it's like um dictating your feelings, and so it's just
Speaker 1: way cooler, it's way more impressive. My voice teacher always says,
Speaker 1: especially singers, they were like, he goes, if you're a
Speaker 1: proficient singer and you master your voice like you know,
Speaker 1: and really work at it, there's nothing more magical because
Speaker 1: it's coming from you. You're making it out of nothing.
Speaker 1: Your instrument is inside your head, the inner workings, like
Speaker 1: the way that people you know play a trumpet and
Speaker 1: have like a little a little tap of their finger
Speaker 1: will change a note in a certain way. You can
Speaker 1: do that with all the way you shape your face
Speaker 1: and the way your tongue moves, like all that stuff
Speaker 1: that's happening inside it. Look, it's magic. It's a magic
Speaker 1: trick and there's nothing more special than that. And you
Speaker 1: don't have to lug it on a plane. You don't.
Speaker 1: It's always with you. And so it really is. Singing
Speaker 1: is the coolest thing you can possibly do as a human.
Speaker 1: I believe. I think it's like the greatest talent and
Speaker 1: it because it feels like magic. And but what's cool
Speaker 1: about calm? Nobody is, like Seinfeld says, Yes, you are
Speaker 1: so autonomous and independent. You're not looking for a record
Speaker 1: label to sign you to help you get bitch. You are.
Speaker 1: Comedians are are looking for managers and agents. That's all
Speaker 1: they talk about. But you know what, it doesn't they don't.
Speaker 1: It's an im like you can go on stage and
Speaker 1: say whatever you want, anything you want, but you can
Speaker 1: go to open mics and play whatever you want and
Speaker 1: say whatever you want. You get to say so much more.
Speaker 1: I don't get to talk about how in love with
Speaker 1: someone I am. It's not funny. I never get to
Speaker 1: express my likenerable. Yeah, you can't be vulnerable, and neither
Speaker 1: can you. Because that's why lyricists always have to talk
Speaker 1: in metaphors, because it's too much to hear, like I
Speaker 1: don't need to hear bubblegum tongue like that even was
Speaker 1: like come on, John, back off a little bit. That
Speaker 1: was too visceral. But that's it's But I do agree.
Speaker 1: I don't have to pay a band. That's why John
Speaker 1: Mayer's going out solo on this next tour. You think
Speaker 1: so well, I don't think. I think. First of all,
Speaker 1: I like to see musicians just with an acoustic guitar
Speaker 1: and their voice. I would prefer that over a huge band.
Speaker 1: No offense to bands. I like bands sometimes, but like,
Speaker 1: if I could pick what Taylor Swift does, it would
Speaker 1: be her in a acoustic guitar because she it's just
Speaker 1: it's so much more personal. I always like David Live
Speaker 1: at Luther College more than any of the other albums
Speaker 1: because it was just him and Tim Reynolds bare bones.
Speaker 1: But also you don't have to pay a fucking band.
Speaker 1: All that money goes to you. Not that I'm thinking
Speaker 1: that way, but that is the nicest thing about being
Speaker 1: a comedian is that you don't have to give it
Speaker 1: to anyone unless you're a scar brother. And you don't
Speaker 1: have to do sound checks. I mean I do sometimes,
Speaker 1: but yes, you're right, yes, but sound checks are annoying.
Speaker 1: I get into town, I can just go to sleep
Speaker 1: and then get to the show and just go right on.
Speaker 1: I always wonder about, like, you know, so as a
Speaker 1: comedian you can constantly change your set and if you
Speaker 1: don't feel like doing one joke, if you're on the
Speaker 1: mood for it. But I feel like bands have to
Speaker 1: play the songs that everybody yes like nice and not nice,
Speaker 1: because you always have something to fall back on. You
Speaker 1: don't have to make new music if you were like
Speaker 1: there was this joke I heard where someone said, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I forget who told me this. They were talking to
Speaker 1: the manager of Ario Speedwagon and they asked him like,
Speaker 1: are they still like putting out new music? And he goes,
Speaker 1: we don't encourage it. That would be so nice. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm grateful that I because I get I'm add I
Speaker 1: get so bored with stuff that I don't feel anymore.
Speaker 1: So it would be very hard for me to like
Speaker 1: even songs that I didn't write that I was so
Speaker 1: into and was so into singing. I'm like, on ye,
Speaker 1: I don't want to sing that song today, like I'm
Speaker 1: not feeling it. I will not sing it like there's
Speaker 1: no way. So it would be hard to like do that.
Speaker 1: But um, but there it. Last night. I would have
Speaker 1: one hundred percent blown off this show and canceled one percent,
Speaker 1: no question if I was just doing stand up because
Speaker 1: I didn't need it. I did stand up all weekend,
Speaker 1: but because I was singing a song I would have
Speaker 1: paid to do the show. It was so fun. It's
Speaker 1: the best feeling I can achieve in my life right
Speaker 1: now is performing on stage with a full band where
Speaker 1: I get to play guitar really shittily. It's the best
Speaker 1: feeling I'm so grateful to come from their Vano at
Speaker 1: Bill Burr's. I wish I could have seen that, even
Speaker 1: though I had to look at my phone the whole
Speaker 1: time because I couldn't didn't know the lyrics, but I
Speaker 1: wish I would have learned them before yeah, it was
Speaker 1: really fun. All right, that's our show today. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for listening. Thank you to Anya, thank you
Speaker 1: Noah for being here. Thank you to iHeart Podcast for
Speaker 1: allowing us to be in this dopes studio. So what
Speaker 1: did you just say? Big money players. Yes, especially our
Speaker 1: our little sect of the iHeartRadio podcasting network. All the
Speaker 1: best podcasts at iHeart no offense. The other ones are
Speaker 1: at Big Money Players, the funniest, the coolest. Um, so
Speaker 1: make sure you check those out. Stradio Lab poog, it's
Speaker 1: what is it? Stradio Lab, Stradio Lab. Oh there's a
Speaker 1: new one. Um, I whish I'd used to do. It
Speaker 1: was Vanessa Bear's new one. What is that called? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was it? How do we get weird? How do
Speaker 1: we get weird? Oh? That's good. I just saw a
Speaker 1: clip with will Farrell where she's talking about, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was the funniest damn clip. We'll reposted on our socials.
Speaker 1: But she was talking about or a job interview she
Speaker 1: went on where she came in prepared with her biggest
Speaker 1: weakness because she knew that was going to be a
Speaker 1: job interview question and then they didn't ask it. So
Speaker 1: at the end when she nearly she had gotten a
Speaker 1: job and they were like staying by, she was like,
Speaker 1: I just want to say my biggest queen I was.
Speaker 1: I was crying laughing. It's so good. So check out
Speaker 1: that Vanessa Bears podcast along with all the Big Money
Speaker 1: Players podcasts that we are so happy to be a
Speaker 1: part of that network. And we'll see you tomorrow on
Speaker 1: the show. Also dates coming up Durham, Greensboro and what's
Speaker 1: the other way wait, Durham, Greensboro and Charleston, Charleston. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're on a Southern tour this week and let me
Speaker 1: just say, besties, if you're in the South, please come
Speaker 1: out to these shows because your girl has never really
Speaker 1: played the South. And if there aren't anyone at these shows,
Speaker 1: I literally won't come back to these towns because my
Speaker 1: agents people always go, how why you go on this
Speaker 1: this place? Why you go to this place? I don't choose.
Speaker 1: My agents choose based on the demand. And if we
Speaker 1: learn on this tour that there isn't demand there, I'm
Speaker 1: never gonna come back. And it won't be my fault.
Speaker 1: I won't know. I will have no control over it.
Speaker 1: So please, every single ticket matters to me that and
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you just to like do this for
Speaker 1: me like I want to. I want to come back
Speaker 1: there because I like playing in the South. I like
Speaker 1: the people. So UM make a difference by buying a
Speaker 1: ticket to one of my shows, and you know, as always,
Speaker 1: you get a free meet and greet if you're a bestie.
Speaker 1: You just come to the merch booth and tell them
Speaker 1: that you're a bestie and we'll find a way to
Speaker 1: get your mean greed. Or write me on DM or
Speaker 1: through Nikki Glays or pod m your full name the
Speaker 1: show you're going to and say you're going alone or
Speaker 1: that you're just a best You can go with someone
Speaker 1: and get meat and great too. And I can't wait
Speaker 1: to meet you. I'll see you out there, um, don't bika,
Speaker 1: And just three shows before you get videars