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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, NICKI Glazer podcast.

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Speaker 1: Billy is a sex Slave. I'm Nicky Glazer. I am

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California, in a very special studio. Is

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Speaker 1: this is this the official iHeart podcast studio or like

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Speaker 1: we're a lot of iHeartRadio podcasts. I think it is,

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Speaker 1: even though I get signs. Yeah, but we're getting our

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Speaker 1: parking to find us because there are no signs that

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Speaker 1: would indicate that this is the building. But this is

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Speaker 1: a sweet ass studio that we get to take advantage

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Speaker 1: of today because Noah is here in Los Angeles. We

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Speaker 1: were together. Look, we could hold hands during the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh I feel so close to you. So what a treat.

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Speaker 1: Noah and I are together in Los Angeles at this

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Speaker 1: dope ass studio. Make sure you watch the video online

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Speaker 1: when it's up in a couple of days on our

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Speaker 1: YouTube channel. And then Anya is here in New York.

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Speaker 1: She's still long in the tooth over there, and she's

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Speaker 1: still she's still got her new teeth in until tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: until tomorrow, slightly shorter in the tooth. So they're gonna

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Speaker 1: give you your permanent once tomorrow slightly shorter too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna give me. They're gonna adjust these, and then

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Speaker 1: I and that's the final adjustment. And then I wait

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Speaker 1: for three weeks to get the final But I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of good info. What do you mean. I'll

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Speaker 1: fill you in later on vneer Corner or whenever you're

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Speaker 1: ready our new segment called the near Corner, the nearly there. Wait,

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Speaker 1: just fill us in now. First of all, for people

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Speaker 1: wanting to get vineers, Anya did not. Anya did her

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Speaker 1: own research because even Carlisle last night, who is on

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Speaker 1: our Girls Chat, was like, I wish I wish Anya

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Speaker 1: would have told me. I have so much to tell her, like,

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Speaker 1: don't do it, because Carlos, they have to be replaced

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Speaker 1: every ten years, much like um breast in plants, which

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Speaker 1: you don't hear about. Doctors are just trying to sell

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Speaker 1: you on these things so when you go. When I

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Speaker 1: got lasick, they didn't tell me about the weird near

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Speaker 1: sighted thing where it was like you might have if

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Speaker 1: you get both done, you'll be able to you'll have

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Speaker 1: readers sooner. None of this stuff. They want to just

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Speaker 1: get you in and get you out and get you sold.

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Speaker 1: They don't tell you that you're not gonna be able

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Speaker 1: to bite your fingernails anymore if you get veneers. That's

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Speaker 1: the bit, that's the doozy for me. Yeah, Like if

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Speaker 1: I have a hangnail, I just want to clip it.

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Speaker 1: I just want to get it and like rip it,

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Speaker 1: and you can't get any grip with those front teeth,

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Speaker 1: right to me the most, Yeah, the most. Also, they

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Speaker 1: adjusted my bite like without me asking, so they're like,

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Speaker 1: we made your teeth more correct, and I'm like, they go,

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Speaker 1: they cover your bottom teeth. I'm like, I don't want

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Speaker 1: them covering my bottom teeth because now it's so hard

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Speaker 1: to talk. So get who gives a shit if you

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Speaker 1: think about this at all? Is someone who talks and

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Speaker 1: sings for a living? Yeah about any of this. I

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Speaker 1: thought about it. I researched it, and I did not,

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Speaker 1: But I didn't research nearly enough. I should have sat

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Speaker 1: They make it seem like, ah, yeah, you could just

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Speaker 1: did it, they were still like it's not just sign

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Speaker 1: the box. It's not a big deal. Everyone does this surgeries.

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Speaker 1: It's like everyone does it, and I'm so grateful I

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Speaker 1: did it because I wake up in the morning and

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Speaker 1: I can like see, but I'm getting the other one done.

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Speaker 1: The one the one eye for me is not working.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna get the other one done and it's

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Speaker 1: just the best. I wake up every day, I put up,

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Speaker 1: But the new thing You don't ask them because they're

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Speaker 1: gonna just tell you what you want to hear. They're

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you what you would want of them here.

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Speaker 1: And so you've got to ask your friends who have

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Speaker 1: gotten veneers before and they'll tell you the truth. And

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Speaker 1: you got to do a trusted friend who doesn't just

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Speaker 1: want to bring you in on their suffering, you know,

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Speaker 1: like friends are trying to sell you in on having

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Speaker 1: a baby or buying a house because they want more. Sorry, yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on, suffer with me, Like take on this burden.

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Speaker 1: So I think in the long run, I will not

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Speaker 1: a week ago when I had these temporary ones fitted.

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Speaker 1: They're like, okay, are you good with this? We're going

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't think so. I am really having

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Speaker 1: trouble speaking. This is what I do for a living.

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Speaker 1: I sing and speak. I need to enunciate every word,

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Speaker 1: every syllable like this is not okay. And every broadcaster

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Speaker 1: has felt the way they have. I'm just kidding like

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Speaker 1: some people's people living, or like I'm fine slurring words.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Oh my god, Barbara Walters, Yeah, Drew Barrymore

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Speaker 1: has like a little bit of a thing, you know,

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Speaker 1: And that's like, I love darling pression. Please do it.

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Speaker 1: I just say that she does the in my act.

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Speaker 1: I love Drew Barrymore, and she's the one person who

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Speaker 1: I do this like spiel about try to say, spiel

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Speaker 1: spiel You hit it right on the head, Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: you hit it right on the back of your big tooth.

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Speaker 1: I can joke about on your seat. Because they're going

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Speaker 1: the thing, the thing that she has a problem with,

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Speaker 1: hard to going to make fun of it. I don't

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Speaker 1: yeah or hear it like I doesn't. So if you

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Speaker 1: think I'm being mean and teasing on you, I'm also

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Speaker 1: making fun of something that she's getting rid of. Follows Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I ran upstairs to do the podcast and Matt was like,

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Speaker 1: have a great day, babe, and I was like, thank you,

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Speaker 1: I'll see you in an hour, and he goes, she

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Speaker 1: doing it, and he's like, I don't hear it. I'm

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Speaker 1: just giving you ship for fun. I'm like, that can stop.

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Speaker 1: You're like suffer and suck attached. I am so sick

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Speaker 1: of you. And a bunch of best Seach came out

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Speaker 1: I might see them. They listen very carefully. I know

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Speaker 1: that's a new thing for you. It's been It's been

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Speaker 1: a thing in my life for many years where you're like,

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Speaker 1: I did you read my diary? And they're like, no,

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Speaker 1: you started on a podcast that goes two thousands and thousands,

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Speaker 1: and like I know you can squirt if you do

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Speaker 1: this or that your I mean, some besties come up

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Speaker 1: moved on. But I have a lot of podcasting friends,

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Speaker 1: and everyone reports the same thing. It's not that I like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not caring about these You just think about a

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Speaker 1: conversation you had a week ago you just don't remember,

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Speaker 1: and we're in the moment, baby, I'm not like planning

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Speaker 1: these things, and you talk very frankly. Yes, So it's

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Speaker 1: I talking to like my girlfriends? Yes, totally. So often

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Speaker 1: I've had therapists be like, thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: sharing what you just shared, and I'm like, I literally

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Speaker 1: is like confidential. I don't care if you tell other people.

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Speaker 1: They're always like, it's safe with me. I'm like, tell

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Speaker 1: your other clients if that helps them. Secrets are safe

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Speaker 1: with me. The secret because if you do tell someone

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Speaker 1: don't we all know that no one unless you're like

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Speaker 1: roast people for things that they can change. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: your nails. I heard that also they stain. The veneers

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Speaker 1: what I heard. I've researched that. I've heard different things

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Speaker 1: that's been with me my whole life. That's why I

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Speaker 1: still live in Saint Louis. That's why I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: to be taken from me before that. Like, my teeth

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Speaker 1: to me are like they've been there since the beginning.

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Speaker 1: that's fucked up, dude. It's so weird that as little

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Speaker 1: like they won't they can't get fertilized. I just learned that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: They busted through. And I have bucked teeth for until

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Speaker 1: I got braces from I guess fourth grade. Until seventh grade.

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Speaker 1: They were bucking out. Man, they were wild. Did you

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Speaker 1: have buck teeth too? Uh? No, but I had an overbite.

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Speaker 1: Everyone knows. When you've got a nail or like a

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Speaker 1: through is due to the weight of hiding who he

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00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 1: is from the people who who love him the most.

425
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,720
Speaker 1: I was able to express how badly I want to

426
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,119
Speaker 1: be a part of each other's lives and want to

427
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 1: be there for him. Blah blah, blah. I'm just kidding. Unfortunately, no,

428
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,399
Speaker 1: this is such a I'm so glad she wrote this. Unfortunately,

429
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: the boyfriend and my sched will didn't and Slash won't

430
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 1: allow for us to meet before the wedding, but we're

431
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 1: going to try in between the wedding and honeymoon, so

432
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,840
Speaker 1: separate place for her to meet him and like him

433
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,679
Speaker 1: ingratiated into the family. Brothers supposed to watch dogs and

434
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,680
Speaker 1: bring boyfriend with him. I'm thankful they were both open

435
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,720
Speaker 1: and understanding of my wants, and there isn't bad blood,

436
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: which she wrote incursive a different font and wrote a

437
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,640
Speaker 1: line underneath because she knows I'm a swifty so there

438
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,959
Speaker 1: wasn't bad blood over the situation. I hope reiterating to

439
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 1: him that I am always going to be on his

440
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 1: side has made his load a little lighter. I'm also

441
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 1: very excited to meet the man my brother loves. Okay,

442
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 1: so the questions from the pod that she wanted to

443
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 1: do an address rather than being afraid to share the spotlight,

444
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: or rather being afraid that the spotlight will be taken

445
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 1: away from meet. My fear is that I will not

446
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,240
Speaker 1: look back on this day with anything but love, she

447
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,639
Speaker 1: wrote in parentheses worst case scenario. So that makes sense.

448
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,440
Speaker 1: She doesn't need the spotlight. She just wants the day

449
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 1: to just be all about love, no drama. I tried

450
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 1: to find out if he planned on bringing a plus

451
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 1: one months in advance, so we could have him introduce

452
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 1: boyfriend in smaller pre wedding events. Oh, makes sense. And

453
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: we are only doing a ceremony and dinner, so there's

454
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: no reception or buffer to bring him in later. Okay,

455
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,120
Speaker 1: all of it makes sense. Thank you for the clarity

456
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 1: on this. I actually met Um Peyton face to face.

457
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,959
Speaker 1: I did not. She just gave a letter to Anya

458
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 1: to get to me the little dog. She attached it

459
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 1: to Anya's wing. She flew it back. Very cute listener.

460
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: Thank you to our besties for being so beautiful. No,

461
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: she was so nice. She was. I was like, how

462
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 1: did you feel when you were listening to the podcast?

463
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 1: She's like, I cried. I'm like, because we hurt your feelings?

464
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: Did I hurt your feelings? She's like no, I was

465
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: so touched that it got heard and addressed. So that

466
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: was so sweet. Yeah. Sometimes when I meet a lot

467
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 1: of fans that are go that go, oh you read

468
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 1: my fan threx or you played it, And I always

469
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: getting nervous because I'm like, did I say something mean?

470
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 1: Or did I not that I would ever say anything.

471
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes you like make sometimes you disagree with something they say.

472
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: You just like I always just want to tread lightly,

473
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 1: especially when people are generous enough to give us their

474
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: voices and content like that. So UM met a lot

475
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: of besties this weekend. We had so many shows. I

476
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: was yesterday exhausted, but I feel alive again today especially

477
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 1: seeing Noah picking me up in her rav four that

478
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 1: she let me drive on the way here, and she

479
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: definitely was scared and it was not you weren't. No,

480
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: my driving doesn't scare you. No, thank you, no way.

481
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 1: I think you're a very good driver. You saw that

482
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,679
Speaker 1: lady in the jeep like switch lanes, yes abruptly, and

483
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: you avoided it. It was great and smashed big time

484
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 1: by this jeep that was coming. Any other person that

485
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: I was driving her car would have been like, oh

486
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 1: my god, and like how and done a whole thing.

487
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: But no, it was just like I got it. This

488
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 1: is what I don't like. Its overreactions to things that

489
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: don't happen. People. I was like, oh my god, they

490
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: could have and it's like it didn't happen. Let's keep

491
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: going on with our day. So thank you. And I

492
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: know you're very good at multitasking. So I know that

493
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 1: you're a good driver because there's a lot going on

494
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: and you're good at handling all of it. I loved

495
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: ever misspells anything in her text when she's driving. She's

496
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 1: got that she was driving today. I did, but I

497
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: was looking up when I did it. I don't ever

498
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 1: look down and text. So if you know who's suffering

499
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: if I'm texting and driving, not other people. I'm using

500
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: one hand, but I'm looking. Yes, they're suffering because there

501
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: I say thank you darling and I write thank you Darlin. Speaking,

502
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 1: I am I'm looking at dogs tomorrow, which I'm always

503
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: looking at dogs because they're cute as fuck, but I

504
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 1: am h looking to get a dog tomorrow because I've

505
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: been thinking about, like getting a house. I've been thinking

506
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,679
Speaker 1: about making a move. Like there's different, there's like I

507
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: thought I was pregnant last week. There was like things

508
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: going on. It was accidental, like I didn't want to

509
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: be and thank god I wasn't, but I took a

510
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: pregnancy test in between. You only have like Daddy in Lexington, Kentucky,

511
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: and the odds of me getting pregnant at the age

512
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: of thirty eight accidentally when I was off birth control

513
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: for two weeks at the time that it happened, or

514
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: literally I should play the powerball. Well, if I get pregnant,

515
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: I think, actually, when you get off of birth control,

516
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 1: your chances increase, but you'd only be at like a

517
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't six percent chance. Yes, there was no chance,

518
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: so yes, it's it's so hard to get pregnant, go

519
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: out there and try, girls to even try. Yeah, it's

520
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: literally possible. So it was anal Well you don't know,

521
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: they're all it's all connected down there at this point.

522
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: For me, Oh, if you do it enough, yeah up,

523
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 1: um so open. I don't done with that. Man, that

524
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: really grows me out. But um yeah, so I don't.

525
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: There's been this like I need a change. I want

526
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: to get a haircut, I want to maybe dye my hair.

527
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: I know these are all things I'm not going to.

528
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a dog instead. Okay, I'm not gonna

529
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 1: do something that will only last a couple months until

530
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: it grows out. I'm gonna do something that's permanent, that

531
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: lasts until it dies in twenty years because small dogs

532
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: or they live it. Man, And get a dog whose

533
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: hair you can cut or like change its hairstyle. That's

534
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: such a good idea. I'm gonna give my dog a

535
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: pixie cut and have everyone go looks, No, that's good. Bangs. Yeah,

536
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I honestly hate when dogs have bangs.

537
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 1: Get the hair out of your goddamn dog's face. These

538
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 1: poor dogs that have constantly seeing through bangs. I know

539
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: it's cute, get cut their bangs. My mom goes, you

540
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 1: get away from Marian's face, because Marian's constantly is like

541
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: like her eyeballs are penetrated by hair constantly, like I

542
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: can see the hair like going into her eye. Like

543
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: she doesn't care. She's just like like and I'm like,

544
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: that's gotta be annoying. So I start to cut. She goes,

545
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: you get away from my dog. I'm like, it used

546
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: to be mine. So I'm looking at getting a dog.

547
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: I want a small one that I can take on

548
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 1: planes with me. It can travel with me all the time.

549
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: I don't have to get sitters. Ever, my mom's like,

550
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: you don't get a chalk nicky place. My mom doesn't

551
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: want me to do anything I realized, like anything i'd

552
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: ever want to do the other day, I was looking

553
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: at a house to buy and I was like, Mom,

554
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: not gonna buy it. But like, if I were to

555
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: buy a house, this is like I could see me

556
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: getting a place like this. She goes, all right, don't

557
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: do it. Don't like I never have like even a

558
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 1: little interest from her. Anything I want to spend money on,

559
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. Nick I wouldn't do it, So

560
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: I got Lasick. I didn't tell her I was getting

561
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: lace because I knew I was gonna hear I wouldn't

562
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: do it. I think it's too late. You just stick

563
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: with what you got too late, stick with what you got. Well,

564
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: there was like a common misconception about Lasick that at

565
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: least had trickled down to me, that it's too late.

566
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: At one point, that's what I was led to believe

567
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: to the people in their eighties are getting Lasick. I

568
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: was with her in the waiting room. Oh yeah, you

569
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 1: can get it till the end. Also, stick with what

570
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: you got is such a powerful message from a parent,

571
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: like that must permeate other parts of your life. Stick

572
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: with what you got. It was everything I heard as

573
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: a kid because I used to tell my mom, I'm ugly.

574
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: Why did you make? Why did I used to say,

575
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 1: why did you and dad have sex when you knew

576
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 1: you could make something as ugly as me? This would

577
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: be after boys tease me at school and like I

578
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: buck teeth And I was like Lauren was perfect looking.

579
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: She had not like she was not you know, awkward

580
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: looking yet or ever. But um and I used to say,

581
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 1: I remember like just berating my mom being like you

582
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: and dad knew that you had DNA that could make

583
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: something as ugly as me, Why would you irresponsibly have sex?

584
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: Like I was smart enough to like connect it to that, Yeah,

585
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: like this is your fault. And my mom would go,

586
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: you'd be happy with what you have, which is not calming.

587
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: That doesn't make you feel good. It just makes you

588
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, you are ugly, deal with it right right,

589
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: as opposed to like, no, you're beautiful, which I probably

590
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't have accepted either, and I'd be talking about She

591
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: used to say, no, you're beautiful when I knew I wasn't.

592
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: That's what my old therapist Donna used to say, because

593
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: I would say I was an ugly kid. And my

594
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: dad used to say, you are so beautiful, and he

595
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: truly believed it, Like he would just stop sometimes and

596
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: like he'd just be staring at me, and I would

597
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: like catch him staring at me, and I go, Dad, what,

598
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: And He's like, You're so goddamn beautiful. You're just one

599
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 1: of the most beautiful people. It was very loving. It

600
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: wasn't creepy. He like loved that I had, Like he

601
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: was like these like fly like the things I hated

602
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: most about myself in seventh grade, if I could pin point,

603
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: was the bags under my eyes because I had chronic

604
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: sinus infections because my parents smoked inside. It was their fault.

605
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: But also, um, I had like a like cow licks.

606
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: So if I put it back my hair, I was

607
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: always jalous of girls I could put the back their

608
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: hair and it would be just slick. Mine would be

609
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: like these fuzzy things hanging off like Bozo's crown. Like

610
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: it was just it was. It looked like ethereal. I

611
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: always had these like and no hair. Now I don't know,

612
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: I don't know it was a child thing, but I

613
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: or I eve embraced them. I don't even know what

614
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: it is. But I had these baby hairs that I hated,

615
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: and my dad used to say, those are amazing, They're

616
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: the best thing. And my therapist Donna goes, that's why, Um,

617
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: that's why you have anger towards your dad because you

618
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: knew he was a liar. He was lying to you

619
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: when you knew it, and he lied to you on

620
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: the spot and you knew it every day. He was

621
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: lying to you when he said you were beautiful, And

622
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: I was like that's come on a good point, Like

623
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: if you're if you have something going on, your parent constantly.

624
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you're beautiful. You kind of get

625
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: to even with Santa Claus. Sorry if kids are listening.

626
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: But like when he didn't think he was lying to you,

627
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: what if he believed it. I do think he believed it,

628
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: but I took it as him lying to me because

629
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: he did lie about Santa. When I confronted him, I

630
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: saw his foot shaken. I knew because what do you think?

631
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: And his foot was going fucking wild. Oh my god,

632
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: I have a question about chat. Yeah, what I A.

633
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: I was on a six hour flight the other day

634
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: and the whole flight, this guy in my row was

635
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: shaking his foot and it was moving the entire row. No,

636
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: no, no no, you got you gotta go, sir, sorry, and

637
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: just gently put your hand on it, touch him on

638
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: his and touch him. Well. I guess I used to

639
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: do that to Andrew. I would just gently touch his

640
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: leg and go hey, because it would be like shaking

641
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: the whole couch. You know. Ian Ian's Fat's the one.

642
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: Ian's the one. I used to do it too. In finance. Yeah,

643
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: but people that do that they burn more you can

644
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: touch with people without asking. I mean, you're a gorgeous woman,

645
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: you probably could. He was an angry man. I asked

646
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: him if I could go to the bathroom, and he

647
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: rolled his eyes and goes, what oh god, kiss No,

648
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: he goes up there, you can't what. Yeah, the coach

649
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: guy was shaking the entire row. Yeah, the whole row.

650
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: He was like doing restless leg syndrome, and he had

651
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: seven shots of Jack Daniels. Okay, this isn't someone you

652
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 1: want to talk to. You're right, You're just gonna have

653
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: to like scare of this one. Yeah, that's a scary person.

654
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: But also, man, there's a part of me that wants

655
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: to get that person to try to punch me. It

656
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: would be worth it. Like I said, as they should,

657
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: as they should. That woman, I wanted her to punch

658
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,719
Speaker 1: me because I had done nothing wrong except to go

659
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: as they should. Oh, it would have been amazing. Nikki

660
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: Glazer gets decked in the face by some trumpy like

661
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: or some guy on a plane like assault, I would

662
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: beg you to hit me. If you're a crazy person.

663
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: I've done nothing wrong. I look like the hero when

664
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: I get an excuse to get a nose job. I

665
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: have a question. In our notes, you said you put

666
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: an embarrassing boarding area mode. I can't even like tell

667
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: it yet. Oh okay, never mind, oh embarrassing scratch that. No, okay,

668
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: I will tell it. But this is like it's rare

669
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: that I get humiliated, like humiliated. It happened, Okay, this

670
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: is a smaller. It happened twice in boarding areas. And

671
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: you want to know why it's happening. Because of my

672
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: noise canceling headphones. Those goddamn AirPods cancel out too much noise.

673
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: You don't hear people around you, you don't understand. And

674
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: boarding areas, you know, when they pack them in, there's

675
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: like four announcements going on at once for four different gates,

676
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: and you're hearing, Oh, work boarding group B, work boarding

677
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: group A. We're boarding you know, veterans wheelchair accessibility. So

678
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: I hear, Okay, I'll just tell them one I hear.

679
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: I hear, but I know that I like, I've gotten

680
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: this ticket bought by me, bought for me by like Sony,

681
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: So I'm fine, first class, I have all the perks, right,

682
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: I know, I'm number one, you know. So they call

683
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: we're beginning boarding and I see already some people trickling on,

684
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: so I go they were and they weren't, you know, disabled,

685
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: so I knew it was my turn. They were just regular,

686
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: not that people who are disabled aren't regular, Please don't

687
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: come after me, but you know they were able body wheelchairs. Yeah,

688
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: so I just go right. I don't cut anyone, but

689
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: I'm just zipping along. And I realized, though, I know

690
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: what I could be in trouble for. I've got a

691
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: fanny pack on. But if I realize if you wear

692
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: if you wear a fanny pack, it doesn't count as

693
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: a personal bag. If you are wearing it on your body,

694
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't count. But I have a guitar and I

695
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: have a suit case. Okay, So then I scanned my

696
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: boarding pass and I hear and there's tons of people right,

697
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,959
Speaker 1: and I hear the woman say something and I know

698
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: what she's saying. She's saying, your suit case is too big.

699
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: It's not going to fit in the overhead, which it

700
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: was because I had done the little expander zipper and

701
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: I had forgotten to do the unexpanded one right, so

702
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: I I forgot to do that before they started boarding.

703
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: I was all fucked up on time. I don't like

704
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: to ever be someone who holds up the line. So

705
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: I quickly, oh my god, I quickly set my suitcase down,

706
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: like pull it to the sides, it set down, unzip

707
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: it really quickly, and I'm just like taking things out

708
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: and holding them and zip it back up. And she

709
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: and I go and I go uh, And then I

710
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: start walking down the jet bridge and they're screaming my name.

711
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: I can't hear it. But then eventually she's like, maam.

712
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: And then I get back and she's and everyone's watched

713
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: this whole thing. Okay, she goes and I go what.

714
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: She goes, you're boarding pass And I was like, oh, oh,

715
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: it didn't scant, so I give it back and she goes,

716
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: it's the wrong flights. Oh my god. I wasn't. It

717
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: wasn't even boarding yet. So not only did everyone on

718
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: this flight see me like spill out my things and

719
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: be like and then be like see now it fits,

720
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 1: and like do this whole thing, but then I had

721
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: to walk back out, and then everyone from my own

722
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: flight saw this display. It was like because of the shame.

723
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. And then yesterday I got really

724
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 1: cook again. It was so embarrassing. This is the problem

725
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: without having a friend. When I was like traveling with

726
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 1: Andrew constantly, it was nice because if something embarrassing happened,

727
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: you had someone to go Ah. That was like you

728
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: trip and fall, You're like, oh what India, When you're

729
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: buy yourself, no one's there to like laugh with you

730
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: and like and if you do it to yourself, you

731
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: look like an even bigger idiot, like, oh, what a

732
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: dumb dumb I am. So yesterday I finished my latte.

733
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: I like sucked it down within like two minutes, even

734
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 1: though I get them extra hot. I get them extra

735
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: hot so that I can drink them fast, because if

736
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: they're just normal temperature, I'll chug too much. So I

737
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: get an extra hot so they'll like burn me if

738
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: I chug. But so you get them to drink slow.

739
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,919
Speaker 1: You said fast, to drink fast, Yeah, I get yeah,

740
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: so its slow me down. So sorry I was talking

741
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: too fast. I get them extra hot so it will

742
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: slow me down. The problem is my throat is now calloused,

743
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: and I can just chug scalding holliquids. It's no problem.

744
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: So I chugged this fucking latte and then we're about

745
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: to board and there's like, you know, everyone is waiting

746
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: because they're boarding like the early group, so everyone's waiting around.

747
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 1: It's like really tight, and I see this trash can

748
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know I can fucking dunk it

749
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: let or like you know, just like swish oh no.

750
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: So it's and it's like two feet away it's nothing,

751
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: and I know it's the side. The cap and the

752
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: holder come off and they both go different ways, and

753
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: then the coup falls about three like nothing goes in

754
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: the trash coup, but then my cops was into three

755
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: pieces and it goes everywhere and I have to like

756
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: collect it, and I'm living in this little like I

757
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: have like a gentle podcast on you know, Sam Harris

758
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: is talking to me about like no free will, and

759
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: it's I can't hear anyone, and i know everyone's looking

760
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: at me, and I'm collecting it and I'm going, oh,

761
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: that was embarrassing, And I'm saying it was embarrassing to myself.

762
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,479
Speaker 1: I mean, it's humiliating. It's making me hot just thinking

763
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: about it because everyone must have been just like I

764
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: hope I wasn't recognized in that moment. It was just

765
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: so bad. So that was my embarrassing boarding moment, just

766
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: knowing that people were like it always happens when I

767
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 1: had the damn headphones in because I can't hear what

768
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,959
Speaker 1: people are saying, and I assume I know what they're saying.

769
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: Does anyone else out there have those fucking AirPods? You

770
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: don't have the AirPod pros though not yet, But I

771
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: was wearing these the other day on a plane yesterday,

772
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: and I was sitting next to like if Paddington Bear

773
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: was a female woman was eighty years old. Was hilarious.

774
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: She had given up what she was saying, yeah, a

775
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: huge purse. She was so disheveled. I don't think she

776
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: had been on a plane ever, maybe a couple times,

777
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: like decades ago, and she just like I was obsessed

778
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: with her. She had all these papers, like old graph

779
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 1: paper from nineteen eighty two in her bag and took

780
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: out all these endless oranges that she was eating, and

781
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: then she like leaned over to me and was like

782
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: that'thing by the way, it like it's a burst of

783
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: like a fresh, gentle, nice smell. It's that is the

784
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: best thing to eat on a plane, is a fresh orange.

785
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: No one's gonna be upset. I don't think okay, she

786
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: was dying to talk and connect and I was like,

787
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm in my zone own and she's like, I'm eating

788
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: my seaweed snack and she's like pointing at me and like,

789
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: take off your headphones. Take them off. And I'm like,

790
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: oh my god, there we go. What I take them off?

791
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 1: And she goes, those are a great snack. No, no,

792
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: how just she's like, I lost my clog. She's just

793
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: like fever actually like kicking her leg under my seat

794
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: and like everywhere. And then she's like she does. It's

795
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: so bright, and we take off and she's just her

796
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: nose is like smushed against the glass For the whole flight.

797
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: She's just staring into the abyss like she can't believe.

798
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: And Matt and I can't read our iPads because she's

799
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: it's so bright in the If you're at the window,

800
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: shut the fucking window. Unless you're a child, shut the window.

801
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 1: People want to sleep, people want it dark, people want

802
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: to watch their phones. Um. Yeah, the just the idea

803
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: that people knew. My the woman had nearly said to me, man,

804
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: this is the wrong flight, and then what they see

805
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: is a woman just violently thrown to the ground and

806
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: open it and then like take some things out, zip

807
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: it back up, zip the other zipper that tightens it.

808
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: Then put it in that little cart thing to be

809
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: like and go see it fits. What the fuck are

810
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: you doing? And I have my guitar that's swinging around

811
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I just I mean, I looked insane.

812
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: It's just so embarrassing when you've been doing something for

813
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: a while. That's my biggest embarrassment is when there's been

814
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: a long birth of time where people are witnessing you

815
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: thinking one thing and it not being the right way,

816
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: Like if I like the other day I said the

817
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: word stealth. I was like telling people to take pictures

818
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: at my shows because it's always like pictures are always

819
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: take no photography during the show. I always tell people

820
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: please take pictures, sneak a video. I don't care. So

821
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: I told him on my story, I was like, be

822
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: stealth and someone wrote me it was like stealth, be

823
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: stealth be bet are you Millennia? And I was like,

824
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 1: oh fuck, it's stealthy. And then I also misspelled Ithaca

825
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: and my dad knew. And then Anya was like, oh,

826
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: like you misspelled Ithaca, and I go, you knew. Why

827
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: didn't you tell me you're just like talking behind my

828
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: back that I misspelled. I can't say it. Well that's

829
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: a good point, at least I can say it. But

830
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: I hate things happening behind my back. I mean, who

831
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: likes that? But like the way you said it, I

832
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 1: was like, you've noted it. You know I misspelled this thing.

833
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: I bet you have at I was about to write

834
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: to you, I just got distracted. I was about to

835
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: be like Ithaca, and then I'm like, I don't be County.

836
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: Who cares? Like, I'm sure she's gotta be County? Later

837
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: when when I just thought you had no like someone

838
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 1: had written for sure, people had commented under it saying,

839
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: it's Ithaca, you're misspelling. How did you spell it to

840
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 1: your mind the way it should be spelled, the way

841
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: it said it? It h I oh okay, so it's

842
00:40:54,840 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: I h A. My bad. Please come to just call

843
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: anytime there's something wrong, just call it out in the moment,

844
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: because my biggest fear is people talking about me behind

845
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: my back, which I know happens. I mean, this is

846
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: what I do for a living, So that's most people

847
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: have to talk about being behind my back. Back because

848
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: there's no you're not going to meet me to say

849
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: these things or they dm me. But like the idea

850
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: that my friends behind my back are like she missmells

851
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: Ithaca is enough for me to not want to be

852
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 1: friends anymore. Like if if I knew that that kind

853
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: of like like shit talking. What's going on like recently?

854
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: I think any friendship? Yeah, yeah, yeah, recently? What's happening recently?

855
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 1: Anya said something about like, oh, one time we did

856
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: have like a talk about you and you're like like

857
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: depression and like your moods and stuff, and I was

858
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: like a sidebar was had, Like I know it was

859
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: out of like love, but then just don't tell me

860
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: about the sidebar later on. Right, if you're talking about

861
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: me behind my back, don't ever let me know that

862
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: it happened. There's now many rules I can't remember all these.

863
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: Well here's the only rule. Don't if you talk about it,

864
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: I mean behind my back, don't tell me you did ever.

865
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 1: Why it was for everyone it was proof that that

866
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: person cared about you. That person who shot out need proof.

867
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: I already know that that person cared about me. I

868
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: don't need proof now I know that you don't care

869
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: about me because you talked about it behind my back.

870
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: We'll be back. We're going to break. I'm going to

871
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: talk to some one behind our back. All right, we're back. Um,

872
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: we're gonna do we know nothing. Here's the theme song

873
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: that has really doesn't fit. We know. I may have

874
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: edited in. I don't know if I did. I think

875
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: I don't say we know nothing. Okay. So originally that

876
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: song was for like an advice segment, which I think

877
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: we should do because I think we did a pretty

878
00:42:54,320 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: good job the other day for Linnette Peyton, Peyton and Wynet.

879
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: So today we're gonna try to describe something that we

880
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: don't know anything about. Um, this was the subject that

881
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: was picked earlier today. I really this segment. Really I

882
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: get scared about. I've been delaying it the whole show.

883
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: I want to talk about anything else than this. Um okay.

884
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: So the thing we're going to try to explain is

885
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: how electricity works. The Usually this is embarrassing, but now

886
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: there's like four men in this room stare work here

887
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: at I heard who I know that at least two

888
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: of them with electricity. Yeah, that they work. They they

889
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: they know about Tesla coils and flying kites and drones,

890
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: little drones. Yeah, okay, here's how. So there's a grid, right,

891
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: Electricity is definitely on a grid. All I know is

892
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: that there was electricity last night in the episode of

893
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: the Last of Us. I don't know how, but there was,

894
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: and I don't know how they're getting it the generators, right.

895
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: What electricity is to me? Okay, let's see. All I

896
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: can say is to me, electricity means love. It means power. Um.

897
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: I believe electricity is based on some kind of force. Right,

898
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: We're talking wind, we're talking water pressure. There's like a

899
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: force that creates something that is bigger than that's something else,

900
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: and that that force has to go somewhere and that

901
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: then can make then make things do something. But where

902
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: does it come from? Like where does that force come from? Well, um,

903
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: I don't win wind, wind and solar power and and

904
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: like water like you know, like windmills electricity, that's electricity. Uh, sunlight,

905
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: we can make electricity. I don't know how this all happened. Okay,

906
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: So it's definitely a a bunch of um like it's

907
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: I I can't I can't even begin to describe what

908
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. So, NYA, do you have any do

909
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 1: you have any ideas these guys are twitching around it?

910
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: It was not invented. The light bulb was invented by

911
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: Benjamin Franklin. I thought it was Thomas Edison. That's Thomas Edison. Yeah,

912
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: because like Edison, isn't that like an electric company in York? Edison?

913
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin did, he did? The Thomas Edison was the kite. No,

914
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 1: Ben ben Franklin was kite with a key struck by lightning.

915
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: Then they don't look at me really so, but electricity

916
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: is a thing that I don't think it was invented.

917
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: I think it just is and we just discovered it.

918
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah not yes, on a balloon. Static electricity exists

919
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: because the electrons electrons are there. We go positive and

920
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 1: nega of electrons, so there's energy harnessed by that. Dumb

921
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: electricity just came to be in like the turn of

922
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: one of the centuries. So it was recent, you know,

923
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: like it's not like we're so stupid. A lot of

924
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: people didn't know what the fuck it was or how

925
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: do you know what? Okay, so it's for me it's

926
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: hard to understand. How does it get into everyone's house wires?

927
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: So like how but you look outside all those beings,

928
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: like when one of those poles falls over, then boom,

929
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: no electricity, or like something explodes. So I understand that,

930
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 1: but how does it travel through these wires? God, spirit,

931
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: there's a grid. It's all connected through the grid. Let's

932
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: let's go online, because I think we're out of We're

933
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: out of ideas. The concept of electricity itself is based

934
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: on electron movement. Okay, all right, did not say that. Yeah,

935
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: when you force electrons to move in sync. Okay, I

936
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: can put in sync and anything, and I get it.

937
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: When they force electrons, when you force electrons you to

938
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: move in sync, they end up producing heat, which turns

939
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: the wire they're moving into a magnet. Okay, let's get

940
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: more into this because we're gonna we're gonna learn right now. Wait,

941
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: so all those wires outside our magnets? Probably, So why

942
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: aren't cars just like being lifted in the air and attaching.

943
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 1: Britannica describes electricity as a phenomenon associated with stationary or

944
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: moving electric charges. Every electrical charge is a fundamental property

945
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: of matter being borne by elementary particles. So I was right.

946
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: Electricity is already a thing. We are just farnessing it.

947
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 1: It can't be created or destroyed. For electricity, this elementary particle, God,

948
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: I don't like the word elementary. Stop using it, Dear Watson,

949
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. For electricity. This elementary particle is an electron

950
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: that has a negative charge, which is carried to the

951
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: next electron through the convention method. So when we talk

952
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: about how electricity were, it's essentially the result of the

953
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: accumulation or motion of a specific number of electrons. Moreover,

954
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: electricity travels in a closed circuit for the electrons to

955
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: move through it. Let's explain this with the help of

956
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: an example. No, I don't want to know anymore. I

957
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 1: don't need to know. I imagine you flip a switch

958
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: to turn on the light. What do you do? You

959
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: basically close a circuit. By applying the same logic, when

960
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: you flip a switch off, you open a circuit. Well,

961
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: I would think it was the opposite. It's saying, when

962
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: you flip a switch off, you open a circuit. Now,

963
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: when you close a circuit, the flow of electricity from

964
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: the electric wires powers through them, powers through them through

965
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: the light, and vice versa. Likewise, Okay, I'm done, I'm done. Moreover,

966
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 1: Electricity takes different forms like water, coal, wind, solar, hydro electricity,

967
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: and nuclear. I think we uncovered it. I think. To

968
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: explain this to me, I don't even think they would

969
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: even try to do that tackle that. Yeah, I mean,

970
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: was Ben Franklin involved at all? He had he had

971
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: the kite Ben Franklin electricity. I'm typing it in. I

972
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: think I think he had the kite, but I don't

973
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: think he was. Okay, Benjamin Franklin then the kite experiment. Okay, yes, Oh.

974
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: Despite a common misconception, Benjamin Franklin did not discover electricity

975
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: during this experience experiment, or at all for that matter.

976
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 1: It's just the first. He just went to a park

977
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: and got credit, he'd oh on June. On a June

978
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: afternoon in seventeen fifty two, the sky began to darken

979
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,959
Speaker 1: over the city of Philadelphia as rain began to fall

980
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: and lightning threatened. Most of the city's citizens surely hurried inside,

981
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: but not Benny frank Frank's. He decided it was the

982
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: perfect time to go fly a kite. He had been

983
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: waiting for an opportunity like this. He wanted to demonstrate

984
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: the electrical nature of lightning. Okay, so yeah, he didn't

985
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: discover it, so he wasn't a dumb dumb He was

986
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: doing something to show how l tricity works. Yes, but

987
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: I don't have something to do with it. But he

988
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: didn't discover it. Who invented electricity? Even though we know

989
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: that's not it, but we know we oh shit, it's

990
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: still writing. We know that no one invented it, but

991
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: I would just want to write it that way because

992
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 1: you know people would be searching it like that. Who

993
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: invented electricity? Okay? William Grenier, Who Shuiler Wheeler, Henry M Leland,

994
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: and Ebenezer Kinnerslag Scrooge. These are the inventors electricity, So

995
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: I guess it is. Benjamin Franklin took things a big

996
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: step ahead, Thomas says. Alva Edison is one of the

997
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: greatest of all inventors and is normally credited with creating

998
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: the light bulb. Nicholas Tesla, Yeah, oh god, okay, we

999
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: can't know everything. I can't believe those four guys are

1000
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: not famous at all at all. They just had like

1001
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: bad marketing. Everyone will be forgotten. Yeah they didn't. They

1002
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: didn't have They didn't pay six grant for a PR

1003
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: company like some people. Like some people, final thought, we

1004
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: know nothing about electricity. I still don't know anything about it,

1005
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't try to how to c minus how

1006
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: do you love kids? And when these questions come up,

1007
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,760
Speaker 1: I guess you just google stuff and then you learn together.

1008
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: And that's and that's what that's Noah's thing where she

1009
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, why do you want to

1010
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: have kids? You were like to see the world through

1011
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: their eyes? Really, she meant, because I need to learn

1012
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: some shit. I need to go back to school, elementary school,

1013
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,919
Speaker 1: and this is the only way. Oh my god, it's embarrassing.

1014
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: But then some dads are like, all right, this is

1015
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: where I excel. I've been waiting for this question. So

1016
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 1: here's here's an positive electron, here's a negative, and then

1017
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 1: they just talk loudly. There was a guy in the

1018
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: park the other day, loud dad, showing his kids how

1019
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: to fish, and he was ruining everything for everyone because

1020
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: he was just shouting at them, teaching them how to

1021
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: fish and how these fish are different than those fish.

1022
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: And when did you learn did you learn anything from

1023
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: this loud dad that I'm so grateful that you have

1024
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 1: a quiet and meek boyfriend who raises but yeah, he

1025
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: raises his hand to before he can ask a question, Oh,

1026
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 1: would you describe that as meek? Really only to me? Okay,

1027
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: you know he raises his hand and I go, yes, Matt,

1028
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: and he goes, is it okay if we start the

1029
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: show of the Team's late tonight, like he's a meek guy?

1030
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 1: I don't. There's something wrong with being meek. I bet

1031
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: he's not meek and Bead she's very he's very bossy

1032
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: and bad. Yeah, I think, so all right to interrupt,

1033
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: not yet I'm hoping, Oh to interrupt. I get Yeah,

1034
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is an interruption this thing because I'll

1035
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 1: be like, you know what I love and then just stop?

1036
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: Is abvi? Meek abs very quiet? No, he's not. He's

1037
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: really loud really, but it's all it's just like not

1038
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: because like he has no hearing anymore. So he's just

1039
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: like naturally does he have no hearing? One? He was

1040
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: born with a hearing deficiency, and then he's been playing

1041
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: in grind bands for like almost his whole life. Yes,

1042
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,760
Speaker 1: so his hearings At night, I was at the comedy

1043
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: store and did the goddamn comedy jam and m Bill

1044
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: Burr was there and he had and they were so

1045
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 1: fucking loud. We were backstage and the band was so

1046
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: loud it was I was I was ready to like

1047
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: walk out because I was like, I can't be around this.

1048
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 1: And he was like, I can't believe you guys don't

1049
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: wear a head or you know, earplugs, and I'm like,

1050
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: I always bring them. I love. I can't believe how

1051
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: many people don't use Like I have tenitis from not

1052
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: wearing it forever. But he had earplugs and he was

1053
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: so smart, but um, and then I put in my AirPods.

1054
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, join my AirPods. It's perfect. Um.

1055
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, last night I was at the goddamn Comedy

1056
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: Jam and right before him going on, I was doing

1057
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift song like I've done with them for

1058
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: a while, and I was playing guitar. I made the mistake,

1059
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 1: which is such a um, I think a novice guitarist

1060
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: mistake of not like I did it really, I always

1061
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: play the guitar sitting down. Never am I standing up.

1062
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: And then I stood up and it was the fucking

1063
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,240
Speaker 1: strap was too long. So I'm like playing and I

1064
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: hadn't because I hadn't played it backstage. I figured I

1065
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: would be sitting on a stool or something when I

1066
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: got up there, so I'm like playing it down like

1067
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: I'm like like in a runny back or whatever. I

1068
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: don't even know, yeah, a grunge band exactly. So it

1069
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: was really hard for me to play but it ended

1070
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: up going well. But right before I go on, this

1071
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: guy backstage who I don't even know. He was like, um,

1072
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: Matt Heely from the nineteen seventy five is here tonight.

1073
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: When I was like, he was like, oh, he's a

1074
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: buddy of mine. I go what He's like, yeah, do

1075
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: you know him? I was like, of course I know

1076
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: who that is. He's here watching this show. And I

1077
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 1: was like, oh, and I'm doing a Taylor Swift song.

1078
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: He's like friends with her. It was like I was

1079
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 1: so nervous, but then I was like, Oh, this makes

1080
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: me so much better when the pressure's on, when I

1081
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: have someone in the audience that I'm like I need

1082
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: to impress. Not that I was impressive at all. I

1083
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: listened to my vocals and they were pissed pore, but um,

1084
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 1: I was like because Carlott was with me, She's like,

1085
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: are you nervous Now, I'm like, I mean kind of,

1086
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: but like also, this is where I thrive, Like when

1087
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: there's not someone, when I get to have someone there

1088
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: that I have like a crush on, or it's someone

1089
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: that I like really admire as a peer. That's why

1090
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm always trying to get Chris to come see me performed,

1091
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: because I'm like, it's gonna be a better show, because

1092
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get laid from like being so dazzling

1093
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: that you can't help but like be horned up for it,

1094
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: even though I don't think most guys get like horny

1095
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,919
Speaker 1: for women who are like commanding a stage. Yes they don't,

1096
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: Yeah they don't. But for some reason, it's like do

1097
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 1: you get do you get? Do you feel better Anya

1098
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: when you're performing in you know Matt is watching you adoringly? No, Matt, Yes,

1099
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: But if I know a good guitar player is there,

1100
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: I get I get so self conscious and I'll make

1101
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 1: a bunch of errors and screw up because yeah, that's

1102
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,919
Speaker 1: probably watching me play guitar, and then I'm like fumbling. Yes. Well,

1103
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: I went out knowing that Matt Healy was there, and

1104
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: I knew that he would like like Ednyone would judge

1105
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,479
Speaker 1: these comedians like trying to be what he does best,

1106
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: like a badass rock star. I made the point of, like,

1107
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: we're comedians trying to be rock stars. We know that

1108
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: we're not good at this, just like rock stars are

1109
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: not good at being comedians, but you guys get away

1110
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: with so much more. And then I did my example

1111
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: of Dave Matthews being like, it smells good out there,

1112
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: and I We're like, hey said we'd rock stars can

1113
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: say anything and people fucking die laughing, but god forbid,

1114
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: I sing a little bit in between jokes. Um yeah,

1115
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 1: it's uh, it was, but it was really fun. Last

1116
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 1: night Carlisle came out and um yeah, Bill Burr played

1117
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: uh smells like teen Spirit and I love that song.

1118
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know that he was gonna play it, but

1119
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: he's only playing drums on it, and those that drumming

1120
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: for that song is like the one song that I've

1121
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: been like, I want to get a drum kit because

1122
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: I love that those drums and um so I I

1123
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: had already finished, but I was like, and Josh Adam

1124
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: Myers had already sang like a bunch of songs because

1125
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: he's with the band so he was singing it and

1126
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: I was like, I know this song really well, and

1127
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: I just ran up on stage in the middle of

1128
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: it because I was like, I want to perform with

1129
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 1: Bill Burr, and so I sang us like team Spirit.

1130
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,879
Speaker 1: It was so fun. I wish I would have looked

1131
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,919
Speaker 1: at the lyrics a little bit more because they're weird. Mulatto,

1132
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm Moskaito. I don't even think you could say mulatto anymore.

1133
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, like, but it was so fun. It's so like, sorry,

1134
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: but comedy sucks compared to being a rock star. It

1135
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: literally blows. It's It is the difference between getting like

1136
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like how the pant's hand job

1137
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: compared to like full penetration when it comes to um

1138
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: freedom and like of expression. And is it because the

1139
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: audience is more active, like through the set, like they're

1140
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: singing along with you, they can't really do it. It's

1141
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: more remote. You get to be more emotional, and I

1142
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 1: think that that's like so intriguing to me of just

1143
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: being able to like scream and like you can get

1144
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: like messy and go like like you can just like

1145
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: I love on my Explore page. It's all musicians like

1146
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: kind of like rubbing their face and being like and

1147
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: like twitching when they're singing and like getting like into

1148
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: it and like I love it. I love that, Like

1149
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: you can look like you're coming on stage and everyone's

1150
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: okay with it. Like that is freedom of expression more

1151
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: so than anything. And I think as a comedian, comedians

1152
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: are kiah. We're all wanting to be cool. Desperately. We

1153
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: want you to think we're cool. Even when we're talking

1154
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: about how like we farted on someone's head or something,

1155
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: we're still trying. We're in control of the narrative. And

1156
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: musicians are kaus fuck as well all the time. You know,

1157
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 1: we witness it, and even you know ones that are

1158
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 1: overly performative and do too much of that, like um, like,

1159
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: like we were talking about some musicians who Anya was

1160
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: watching the other night who like just like she can

1161
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: do anything, and people are just like she's fucking amazing

1162
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: because guys just jerk off to her. And so she

1163
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: just like will eat a hot dog and like during

1164
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: her music video and people are like this is art

1165
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, it's not like dance or something like.

1166
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: So musicians canna be kid too, But there's just something

1167
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: so and a song is there's nothing better than a song.

1168
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: No one is having their like no one you know

1169
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: gets married and walks down the aisle to a you

1170
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: know Brian Reagan bit no one, no, no one is.

1171
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: You're not watching like a love scene in a movie,

1172
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: and you are transfixed more like do you have you

1173
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 1: ever thought about if you take music out of TV

1174
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 1: shows or anything, how how you wouldn't even know what

1175
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, you wouldn't know how to feel. You

1176
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't know a zombie is about to come. You wouldn't

1177
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 1: know like you always know a zombies about to show

1178
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: up in the Last of Us because it's getting the

1179
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 1: music is too good. It's been too good for too long.

1180
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: And then it starts to get a little quiet, and

1181
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: you know, something's like music. You don't realize how much

1182
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: it's like um dictating your feelings, and so it's just

1183
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: way cooler, it's way more impressive. My voice teacher always says,

1184
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 1: especially singers, they were like, he goes, if you're a

1185
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: proficient singer and you master your voice like you know,

1186
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: and really work at it, there's nothing more magical because

1187
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: it's coming from you. You're making it out of nothing.

1188
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: Your instrument is inside your head, the inner workings, like

1189
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: the way that people you know play a trumpet and

1190
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: have like a little a little tap of their finger

1191
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: will change a note in a certain way. You can

1192
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 1: do that with all the way you shape your face

1193
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: and the way your tongue moves, like all that stuff

1194
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: that's happening inside it. Look, it's magic. It's a magic

1195
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 1: trick and there's nothing more special than that. And you

1196
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 1: don't have to lug it on a plane. You don't.

1197
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: It's always with you. And so it really is. Singing

1198
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 1: is the coolest thing you can possibly do as a human.

1199
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: I believe. I think it's like the greatest talent and

1200
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: it because it feels like magic. And but what's cool

1201
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: about calm? Nobody is, like Seinfeld says, Yes, you are

1202
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 1: so autonomous and independent. You're not looking for a record

1203
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: label to sign you to help you get bitch. You are.

1204
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: Comedians are are looking for managers and agents. That's all

1205
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 1: they talk about. But you know what, it doesn't they don't.

1206
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: It's an im like you can go on stage and

1207
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 1: say whatever you want, anything you want, but you can

1208
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: go to open mics and play whatever you want and

1209
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: say whatever you want. You get to say so much more.

1210
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: I don't get to talk about how in love with

1211
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 1: someone I am. It's not funny. I never get to

1212
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: express my likenerable. Yeah, you can't be vulnerable, and neither

1213
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,439
Speaker 1: can you. Because that's why lyricists always have to talk

1214
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 1: in metaphors, because it's too much to hear, like I

1215
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: don't need to hear bubblegum tongue like that even was

1216
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 1: like come on, John, back off a little bit. That

1217
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 1: was too visceral. But that's it's But I do agree.

1218
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: I don't have to pay a band. That's why John

1219
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: Mayer's going out solo on this next tour. You think

1220
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 1: so well, I don't think. I think. First of all,

1221
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: I like to see musicians just with an acoustic guitar

1222
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: and their voice. I would prefer that over a huge band.

1223
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: No offense to bands. I like bands sometimes, but like,

1224
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: if I could pick what Taylor Swift does, it would

1225
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 1: be her in a acoustic guitar because she it's just

1226
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: it's so much more personal. I always like David Live

1227
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 1: at Luther College more than any of the other albums

1228
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: because it was just him and Tim Reynolds bare bones.

1229
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 1: But also you don't have to pay a fucking band.

1230
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 1: All that money goes to you. Not that I'm thinking

1231
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: that way, but that is the nicest thing about being

1232
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 1: a comedian is that you don't have to give it

1233
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: to anyone unless you're a scar brother. And you don't

1234
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 1: have to do sound checks. I mean I do sometimes,

1235
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: but yes, you're right, yes, but sound checks are annoying.

1236
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 1: I get into town, I can just go to sleep

1237
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 1: and then get to the show and just go right on.

1238
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 1: I always wonder about, like, you know, so as a

1239
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: comedian you can constantly change your set and if you

1240
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: don't feel like doing one joke, if you're on the

1241
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: mood for it. But I feel like bands have to

1242
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:06,439
Speaker 1: play the songs that everybody yes like nice and not nice,

1243
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 1: because you always have something to fall back on. You

1244
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 1: don't have to make new music if you were like

1245
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: there was this joke I heard where someone said, like, hey,

1246
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: I forget who told me this. They were talking to

1247
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: the manager of Ario Speedwagon and they asked him like,

1248
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 1: are they still like putting out new music? And he goes,

1249
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: we don't encourage it. That would be so nice. I mean,

1250
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm grateful that I because I get I'm add I

1251
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: get so bored with stuff that I don't feel anymore.

1252
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: So it would be very hard for me to like

1253
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 1: even songs that I didn't write that I was so

1254
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: into and was so into singing. I'm like, on ye,

1255
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to sing that song today, like I'm

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Speaker 1: not feeling it. I will not sing it like there's

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Speaker 1: no way. So it would be hard to like do that.

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Speaker 1: But um, but there it. Last night. I would have

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent blown off this show and canceled one percent,

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Speaker 1: no question if I was just doing stand up because

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Speaker 1: I didn't need it. I did stand up all weekend,

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Speaker 1: but because I was singing a song I would have

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Speaker 1: paid to do the show. It was so fun. It's

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Speaker 1: the best feeling I can achieve in my life right

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Speaker 1: now is performing on stage with a full band where

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Speaker 1: I get to play guitar really shittily. It's the best

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Speaker 1: feeling I'm so grateful to come from their Vano at

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Speaker 1: Bill Burr's. I wish I could have seen that, even

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Speaker 1: though I had to look at my phone the whole

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Speaker 1: time because I couldn't didn't know the lyrics, but I

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Speaker 1: wish I would have learned them before yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: really fun. All right, that's our show today. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for listening. Thank you to Anya, thank you

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Speaker 1: Noah for being here. Thank you to iHeart Podcast for

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Speaker 1: allowing us to be in this dopes studio. So what

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Speaker 1: did you just say? Big money players. Yes, especially our

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Speaker 1: our little sect of the iHeartRadio podcasting network. All the

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Speaker 1: best podcasts at iHeart no offense. The other ones are

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Speaker 1: at Big Money Players, the funniest, the coolest. Um, so

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Speaker 1: make sure you check those out. Stradio Lab poog, it's

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Speaker 1: what is it? Stradio Lab, Stradio Lab. Oh there's a

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Speaker 1: new one. Um, I whish I'd used to do. It

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Speaker 1: was Vanessa Bear's new one. What is that called? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what was it? How do we get weird? How do

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01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 1: we get weird? Oh? That's good. I just saw a

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Speaker 1: clip with will Farrell where she's talking about, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that was the funniest damn clip. We'll reposted on our socials.

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Speaker 1: But she was talking about or a job interview she

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Speaker 1: went on where she came in prepared with her biggest

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Speaker 1: weakness because she knew that was going to be a

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Speaker 1: job interview question and then they didn't ask it. So

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Speaker 1: at the end when she nearly she had gotten a

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Speaker 1: job and they were like staying by, she was like,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say my biggest queen I was.

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Speaker 1: I was crying laughing. It's so good. So check out

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Speaker 1: that Vanessa Bears podcast along with all the Big Money

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Speaker 1: Players podcasts that we are so happy to be a

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Speaker 1: part of that network. And we'll see you tomorrow on

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Speaker 1: the show. Also dates coming up Durham, Greensboro and what's

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Speaker 1: the other way wait, Durham, Greensboro and Charleston, Charleston. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we're on a Southern tour this week and let me

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Speaker 1: just say, besties, if you're in the South, please come

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Speaker 1: out to these shows because your girl has never really

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Speaker 1: played the South. And if there aren't anyone at these shows,

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Speaker 1: I literally won't come back to these towns because my

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Speaker 1: agents people always go, how why you go on this

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Speaker 1: this place? Why you go to this place? I don't choose.

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Speaker 1: My agents choose based on the demand. And if we

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Speaker 1: learn on this tour that there isn't demand there, I'm

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Speaker 1: never gonna come back. And it won't be my fault.

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Speaker 1: I won't know. I will have no control over it.

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Speaker 1: So please, every single ticket matters to me that and

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Speaker 1: I'm not asking you just to like do this for

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Speaker 1: me like I want to. I want to come back

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Speaker 1: there because I like playing in the South. I like

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Speaker 1: the people. So UM make a difference by buying a

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Speaker 1: ticket to one of my shows, and you know, as always,

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Speaker 1: you get a free meet and greet if you're a bestie.

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Speaker 1: You just come to the merch booth and tell them

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Speaker 1: that you're a bestie and we'll find a way to

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Speaker 1: get your mean greed. Or write me on DM or

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Speaker 1: through Nikki Glays or pod m your full name the

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Speaker 1: show you're going to and say you're going alone or

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Speaker 1: that you're just a best You can go with someone

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Speaker 1: and get meat and great too. And I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to meet you. I'll see you out there, um, don't bika,

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Speaker 1: And just three shows before you get videars