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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject show business isn't for everyone. I say. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that in just a few but right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call what you

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Speaker 1: got for his nest?

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Speaker 2: I didn't do it. We're gonna get on there. I'm dying.

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Speaker 2: I'm going through my my files right now.

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Speaker 1: I got you know, hold on, let me just check

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Speaker 1: this out and just get to the file and hat.

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Speaker 1: I know some people in their car right now talking

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Speaker 1: about if you don't hurry up and play the dog

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Speaker 1: on prank we're playing.

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Speaker 2: We got to go in work. Put all that playing.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you know it's one you can to play, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just trying to give a little suspense to it,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: Just a little suspense. So let me.

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Speaker 1: See yeah, yeah, j and let me do it like

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Speaker 1: my my granddaddy say, all right, he looks all that

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Speaker 1: index thing. Yeah, let me let me do it like

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Speaker 1: your uncle used to do it. Reconn and get you

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Speaker 1: some ret and get you some rechn't get your prank,

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Speaker 1: get it read.

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Speaker 2: They ain't get you one, don't get you on, get

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Speaker 2: you one quarter? There you do this right?

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Speaker 1: Here is relationship depart. Relationship depart. Let's go catch up.

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Speaker 2: Hello. Hey Brian, Hey baby, I was I was calling

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Speaker 2: to tell you baby. Look, I just I just can't

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Speaker 2: do it. I got it?

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Speaker 1: What? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Right, Brian, Hey, this is Greg. I know I know

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Speaker 1: you was just talking to Val, but this is this

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Speaker 1: is Greg talking to you, Brian, Greg, Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: Brian a little bit, Greg, I was just talking to

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Speaker 1: my wife. Did you put it back on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Uh No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able

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Speaker 2: to do that.

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Speaker 1: Why can't you do that? Man?

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Speaker 2: Hey, let me explain something to you.

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Speaker 1: Uh all right, there's some things, you know, long conversations

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Speaker 1: about this. Well, how you know my wife on the

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Speaker 1: first man basis like that? Man? How you who are you?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, man, my name is Greg Uhr.

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Speaker 2: At the airport?

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Speaker 1: Okay airport? What the airport? And why we got the

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Speaker 1: airport with my wife? For? Hey, let me he a dog.

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Speaker 1: All of this is complicated, Okay, it's really it is.

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Speaker 1: Make it simple for me. Okay, So what I want

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Speaker 1: to explain to you? Let me explain to you Mann.

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Speaker 1: We've had a lot of long conversations about this. It's

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Speaker 1: something that you when when was this? Why are you

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Speaker 1: about the airport with my wife with me?

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Speaker 2: And why is leaving with me?

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Speaker 1: Okay, leaving? And what do you mean leaving? Leaving me?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hell no, put on the phone and I don't even

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Speaker 1: want to talk to you, man. Put her on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Put her on the phone, man, and look, you need

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Speaker 1: to put her on the phone right now, leaving. I

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Speaker 1: don't believe that. Now I want to hear her say that.

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Speaker 1: Oh here you're saying here, let me talk to my wife, man,

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Speaker 1: because you need the boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 1: What's this dude? Talking down.

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Speaker 2: Up to tell you this?

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Speaker 1: For a while?

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Speaker 2: See, you think everything, but it hasn't been Okay, why

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Speaker 2: are you telling me this phone?

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Speaker 1: What can't you just come home and tell me this?

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Speaker 2: Can't you just tell me it's about face? Hey? Hey, hey, bro,

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Speaker 2: come on man, my wife? Hey, hey bro, I I

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Speaker 2: know this is painful.

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Speaker 1: Man. Now you don't know, you don't.

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Speaker 2: Know nothing, but I.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ladies, I just put my wife on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Did you if you got any ounce of a man

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Speaker 1: and you just put my wife back on the phone.

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Speaker 2: All right, bro, let me, let me, let me say,

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Speaker 1: Can I say something to you many man, it lessens

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Speaker 1: my wife on the phone. But you ain't got nothing.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put it on in the second. But let

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Speaker 2: me say this to you.

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Speaker 1: Man. I can say the same man and wrap it

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Speaker 1: up live because I need to talk to my wife.

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Speaker 2: I just want you to know this, Brian, this is

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Speaker 2: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Tell me got me the prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What you hold on? So? So okay, if you

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Speaker 1: planched me, what's up with the airport and stuff in

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Speaker 1: the back then y'all at the airport?

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Speaker 2: No, bro, your wife is here at the studio. Man,

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Speaker 2: it ain't nothing happening. Man, you're way hold on. I

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Speaker 2: let you tell me you alright. First of all, you

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Speaker 2: alright man.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh man, it was about to be a murdercy man.

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Speaker 2: Look at now, who's a big Chris. I got you?

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Speaker 1: Finally you could have been a little bit more. You

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Speaker 1: and your your brother. You think you're the only ones

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Speaker 1: can prank people that you and your brother be branking

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Speaker 1: all the time. Man, this is light stuff. Though I

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Speaker 1: a girl baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh you got a birthday coming up. Happy birthday, Brian.

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Speaker 1: This yeah, man, great gifts, great gifts. Man. Let me

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Speaker 1: talk to my wife.

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Speaker 2: Man, I got I ain't got no dog.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, please, what.

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Speaker 2: Woman?

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Speaker 1: You got me? All right? Don't don't. You ain't got

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Speaker 2: It's supposed to be funny. I did a little bad,

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Speaker 2: but you kind of start tearing up. But I'm glad

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Speaker 2: to know you fight for me. Like that.

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Speaker 1: Fight. It was gonna be some. It wasn't just a

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Speaker 1: bring your black don't even stop.

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Speaker 2: At red light.

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Speaker 1: You know how passes get through when they say they

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Speaker 1: preach that thing. I prank that thing right there, you him,

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Speaker 1: I prank that thing right down. Ok, yeah, I prank

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Speaker 1: that thing right there. I don't, I don't, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't care how y'all look at I prank that

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Speaker 2: thing right there, that.

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Speaker 1: Praise the worship seraty. You know it's it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: something about when you get a man almost to tears. See,

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Speaker 1: that's that's when you get when you push somebody to

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Speaker 1: that limit, when you know you got him in the

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Speaker 1: palm in your hand. I prank that thing right then

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Speaker 1: I prank that thing.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Sure people learn.

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Speaker 1: If I don't ask for my accolades, how I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give them.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people get them and don't ask.

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Speaker 1: But that's besides the point. As far as me and

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Speaker 1: my house, we will serve the pranks. Come on, Thomas

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Speaker 1: Joshua A Mile Joshua.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we will serve the.

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Speaker 1: Right Nephew time house part of comedy Jam. It is Buffalo,

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Speaker 1: New York.

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Speaker 2: I am ready. I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: It's going down tickets and setting like crazy, and I

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Speaker 1: appreciate y'all coming to see your boy. Uh straight out

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Speaker 1: of council, y'all gotta come see I got a whole

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Speaker 1: lot to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: Saturday, August and thirty person that is Labor Day weekend,

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Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 1: I will be at the Shade Performing Art Center, laying

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Speaker 1: in the cup the middle of theater. That's the middle

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Speaker 1: of theater. That is in Augusta, Georgia. That is Friday,

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Speaker 1: September the sixth, Friday September the sixth. Tickets on sale

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Speaker 1: right now. What's laying in the cut? I got one

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Speaker 1: motus landing in the cut The Hyman Center, Hymen Center,

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Speaker 1: that Saturday, October twenty sixth, nephew, till me in, friends.

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Speaker 1: That's Lyfayette, Louisiana, right there, right here in Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette.

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Speaker 2: It's called the Hymen Center, the Hymen Center.

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Speaker 1: Yees, yeah, yeah when you if you wanna come, just this one,

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Speaker 1: stand up, come on, hang out with you, nephew. Man,

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Speaker 1: come on down Lafayette with in a while. Man, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get good man. We're gonna yeah, we're gonna leave Houston.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna drive through Beaumont. Man, we're gonna stop the

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Speaker 1: lak y'all. You know we we're gonna we're gonna ban here.

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Speaker 1: You got a road trip auncing depth, auncing depth, road trip.

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Speaker 1: Hit it the La Fayette, Louisiana. Come on, you don't

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Speaker 1: see it?

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Speaker 2: Two or two?

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Speaker 1: Hard you lived in your car.

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Speaker 2: Stop. That's why I ain't doing that no more. You

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Speaker 2: told me we're gonna drive through Beaumont and corpus pit.

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Speaker 1: What I didn't say, corporate Beaumont l job shout back

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Speaker 1: to craps. Oh month, all right, coming up next, Strawberry letters.

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Speaker 2: You're listening, hardy morning show,