Speaker 1: Get your hands together and we're going to start to party.
Speaker 2: Start.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to party the Elvis Duran after party.
Speaker 4: Are you ready for a podcast day? Andrew?
Speaker 2: Guys, you're looking rather spelt today. Oh shoot, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's the shirt. It's the shirt.
Speaker 4: It's not easy being green.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, kermit, that made a lot of sense.
Speaker 5: I was talking about shirt is green?
Speaker 1: Yeah for this audio, Andrew, you bring us questions all
Speaker 1: the time, and I love them.
Speaker 4: They're so thought provoking.
Speaker 2: Well, this one's not. But I'm just gonna say it anyway.
Speaker 2: What is something that you know you shouldn't have but
Speaker 2: you still have anyway? And I'll tell you what my
Speaker 2: is because I just did it. I am allergic to apples.
Speaker 2: I just devoured an apple. I feel like I am
Speaker 2: having some I don't have appen. No, it's not like
Speaker 2: it's not like die bad. It's more just like annoying bad,
Speaker 2: you know. So I have an allergy to apples most fruits, actually,
Speaker 2: if I don't wash them well enough. And Abby said
Speaker 2: she washed it. But my mouth is now on fire
Speaker 2: and I can't stop getting a little.
Speaker 4: You like apples that much that you're willing to deal
Speaker 4: with this?
Speaker 2: Yes, they're delicious, like a honeycrisp apple. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it doesn't close as much as it just gets like irritated,
Speaker 2: Like it just feels like there's like a tickle in
Speaker 2: my throat and my whole mouth just feels like my
Speaker 2: lips feel like they're on fire.
Speaker 6: My favorite is giving him cereal when it's fruit in it,
Speaker 6: and I don't tell.
Speaker 5: Them why is that? Why is that nice?
Speaker 4: Because he's not really allergic to stuff poison your co host?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, Yeah, I knew it from the start,
Speaker 2: but you never You could never have a meal with
Speaker 2: his daughter Cooper, because apparently just eat apples.
Speaker 6: So much, apple up so much.
Speaker 2: Well, luckily if it's parade or boiled, that's when I
Speaker 2: can have it.
Speaker 4: Yes, what is it about the apple skin?
Speaker 2: I've always been told it's the pesticide, But that seems
Speaker 2: like just like a granola mom thing that.
Speaker 3: Would be a lot, that would be on a lot
Speaker 3: of things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so so he has that problem with a lot
Speaker 5: of fruit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, any fruit. If I don't wash it well enough,
Speaker 2: I have the same things.
Speaker 7: It's organic and then you won't have that problem.
Speaker 3: So it might not be apples you're allergic to might
Speaker 3: be pesticide that you're allergic to.
Speaker 2: So my granola mom is right, it's interesting.
Speaker 4: Skin off the apple, you're okay, yeah, but that's.
Speaker 2: Just such a process. Like what am I doing if
Speaker 2: I'm skinny?
Speaker 4: Irritated?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: What if you just cut the apple and then only
Speaker 5: eat to.
Speaker 2: The skin, then it's gonna like I don't know. It
Speaker 2: just feels like eating pizza and reading the crust.
Speaker 4: You know it canna look like a raccoon.
Speaker 6: You could also buy those little Chiquita packets. They're already
Speaker 6: peeled for you. That's what I get for Cooper.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you're.
Speaker 3: Cooper has a one, and you need to eat those
Speaker 3: quickly because they turn brown.
Speaker 6: They last for weeks, they do.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 7: And by the way, picides ibout eating brown bananas. They're
Speaker 7: healthy for you.
Speaker 4: There's a post the.
Speaker 7: Browner the better. Yes, there's a there's these studies out
Speaker 7: and at least for years, I love to eat.
Speaker 2: What are the studies? Where are they from?
Speaker 7: No, they're all over the place.
Speaker 8: They say that is a special chemical and the chemical
Speaker 8: is cancer fighting.
Speaker 4: Which journal did you read this out?
Speaker 5: I was just making a joke about the brown or
Speaker 5: the better, But I'm.
Speaker 7: Down with the brown.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, you look up journal that you use.
Speaker 4: Which medical journal you got?
Speaker 7: The Journal of Mexico Medicans.
Speaker 2: The question again, what's something that you know you shouldn't
Speaker 2: have but you have Anyways?
Speaker 4: Me sugar.
Speaker 1: I cannot help myself when we have somebody bring as
Speaker 1: pastries or sweets, I inhale it like a coke fiend
Speaker 1: in the movie Scarface, Dia pushing my head into a
Speaker 1: pile of cocaine, and it's and I cannot help myself.
Speaker 1: I just go and go and go to the point
Speaker 1: where now I feel like garbage because we just had
Speaker 1: some stuff here a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine is mozzarella, really, because I don't think it's.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I don't know. My lactose thing is weird because it's
Speaker 3: kind of like you, like, I'm allergic to I can't
Speaker 3: drink straight milk, but I can have ice cream. It
Speaker 3: doesn't make any sense, but that's how it is. It's
Speaker 3: weird and certain things. But no, the mozzarella, I am
Speaker 3: pretty sure it adds to my migraine problems. But yet,
Speaker 3: if somebody brings in the best pieces of pizza that
Speaker 3: I've ever seen, I'm still gonna eat it, even though
Speaker 3: I know the next day I may have a headache. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter to me. It's worth it.
Speaker 2: I think glactose is the number one thing that people
Speaker 2: are like, I'm just gonna do it anyway, Like could
Speaker 2: you really give up pizza? I could never give up pizza.
Speaker 2: I'd rather like you could take my pinky, one of
Speaker 2: the pinkies I give one.
Speaker 6: If most people aren't actually allergic to lactose, they're intolerant
Speaker 6: to it. So you're not gonna die of eat, You're
Speaker 6: just gonna poop everywhere.
Speaker 3: Take pills, do help. Yeah, but it also, like I said,
Speaker 3: for me, it's a migraine trigger too.
Speaker 8: I got a moral answer, and I have a dietary
Speaker 8: answer for diet reasons.
Speaker 2: Is that clariton? By the way, Yes, can.
Speaker 4: I have it?
Speaker 5: Yes? This is part of my.
Speaker 8: Oh, chocolate covered almonds. I eat them like by the
Speaker 8: by the bag. I'll just pop them like like frigging
Speaker 8: potato chips.
Speaker 7: Mom, keep going.
Speaker 8: I liked all they because they're they're real. I mean
Speaker 8: that the chocolate in the chocolate covered almond.
Speaker 7: Is bad for you.
Speaker 8: Almond not so much, but the chocolate no good. I'll
Speaker 8: tell you what else is not good morally.
Speaker 7: Octopus. I'm sorry. I love grilled octopus, and Gandi made me.
Speaker 7: Donni made me feel guilty.
Speaker 8: The other day because she said that they're so smart
Speaker 8: and they're so advanced. They are, and we shouldn't be
Speaker 8: eating octopus. Well, it's a guilty pleasure of mine. I
Speaker 8: come from a Mediterranean family. I love it poured and
Speaker 8: olive oil. When it's cooked the right way, it's nice
Speaker 8: and tender. It's not like they yell described because she's
Speaker 8: been eating it the wrong way.
Speaker 4: A nice restaurant, grilled grilled.
Speaker 8: Octopus, nice and tender, so good.
Speaker 4: Can't give it up?
Speaker 8: My my, my love for the taste of octopus outweighs
Speaker 8: my I feel love.
Speaker 3: The taste of human flesh.
Speaker 4: You know, what would you do?
Speaker 3: Would you just keep eating it?
Speaker 7: Even eat yourself? No, Gandhi, Yeah, I know you staring
Speaker 7: at me. You give it. You're just judging, silently judging.
Speaker 5: No, listen, I love cows. I eat cows every now
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 7: How are smart?
Speaker 5: I know so our pigs are, all of them. I
Speaker 5: get it, they're all smart.
Speaker 9: I'm not judging you any more than I normally do.
Speaker 8: Okay, just so you know if we only eat stupid animals,
Speaker 8: it will be turkeys and pandas and other things that
Speaker 8: other animals.
Speaker 2: They're all dona.
Speaker 5: Pandas are quite stupid.
Speaker 8: They're all dumb turkeys. Turkey is the only thing that
Speaker 8: we put in our mouth is protein. That is dumb
Speaker 8: that we eat. Everything else that we eat in protein
Speaker 8: is smart.
Speaker 3: Do we walk around killing old dumps?
Speaker 9: So we can't choosing?
Speaker 5: Picking and choosing, but it's it's yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5: Your octopus, great delicious memes.
Speaker 7: I push all day.
Speaker 4: Well, is there anything Scotti or Gandhi? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I carry these everywhere I go because I should not
Speaker 9: be touching dogs because I am allergic, but I refuse.
Speaker 5: To not touch the dog.
Speaker 9: So I have allergy medicine because I'm responsible, Danielle. When
Speaker 9: I'm allergic to something, I carry the cure everywhere I go.
Speaker 9: I backpacked my desk because if a dog comes by,
Speaker 9: I'm touching it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't not touch them. You guys were here
Speaker 5: the other day.
Speaker 9: When Sawyer came in Scotti's dog and he must not
Speaker 9: have bathed for months. I don't know what was going on,
Speaker 9: but he got me. I kind of breathe my nose
Speaker 9: was running.
Speaker 5: I kept sneezing. It was so bad. Even with my medicine,
Speaker 5: it was bad.
Speaker 1: See that really does surprise me because you came in here.
Speaker 1: Your eyes were legitimately red, which is a huge sign
Speaker 1: of allergic reaction. And I just couldn't I couldn't fathom
Speaker 1: doing that to myself because I know the distress I
Speaker 1: get in.
Speaker 5: I can feel my lungs closing.
Speaker 6: His hair was very long.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 6: I've since gotten him cut, so I can bring him
Speaker 6: in again if you'd like.
Speaker 5: How many times?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would never give up penny dogs either. You
Speaker 2: could take the other pinky first ones for dogs, the
Speaker 2: other ones for pizza.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that should be the next podcast.
Speaker 4: What appendage are you willing to lose?
Speaker 2: Pinkies?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: What do we need for that pinky toe?
Speaker 2: I'll go the toe are important for me balance.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you need them to swear.
Speaker 9: I'd give up my ear lobes pinky swear them for anything.
Speaker 7: Would are yours attached?
Speaker 5: No, I'm kind of. I think you can clip them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, take Danielle.
Speaker 3: I gotta think about this.
Speaker 4: Yank out a fingernail right now.
Speaker 7: Not none of your digits. You need every single one
Speaker 7: of them.
Speaker 2: Not your pinkies.
Speaker 5: Your ring fingers pretty useless.
Speaker 4: Look I pick, yeah, Japan, which is the finger that
Speaker 4: the yak chops off?
Speaker 2: I could not tell you that one. I was never
Speaker 2: encountered that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Japanese mafia. They chop off a finger in
Speaker 4: order to have you joined them.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's.
Speaker 4: The pinky really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you could write with how do you right?
Speaker 2: If you need your whole hand?
Speaker 5: You've seen our sales guy right.
Speaker 2: Every time.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can zoom Indiana. But he
Speaker 1: holds a pin like this. I've never seen a grown
Speaker 1: man hold a pin.
Speaker 4: Where was school like this?
Speaker 5: My parents will let me hang out with those kids
Speaker 5: and kindergaar rightly? So you see how he holds a fork.
Speaker 2: It's insane. I got in trouble so much growing up
Speaker 2: for holding my fork the wrong way.
Speaker 6: Oh my dad used to stab me in the hand
Speaker 6: if I did it wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like this, you.
Speaker 7: Just hold it like that a fist and just.
Speaker 4: Like an orphan in a musical.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I just do I never did it, and
Speaker 2: then I got yelled at too much.
Speaker 5: Nate, you were right.
Speaker 9: It's a portion of the left pinky finger and a
Speaker 9: ritual call the fingers shorten ink think you.
Speaker 5: Sounds terrible, but they use a really sharp knife.
Speaker 4: So okay, okay, sounds sounds fine.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 4: Are we done?
Speaker 2: I didn't go Scott, we are done.
Speaker 6: By No, I just I took your question completely different.
Speaker 2: Uh, here we go.
Speaker 6: Well, No, the first thing that popped into my head
Speaker 6: was Roman candles. I have a box of them in
Speaker 6: my garage. You said, what is something you have that
Speaker 6: you shouldn't And I shouldn't have a box of Roman
Speaker 6: candles in my garage because they're illegal and they make
Speaker 6: me scared.
Speaker 9: Okay, if anyone's going to blow off a finger, it
Speaker 9: is going to be Scott.
Speaker 4: Yeah. How old are those Roman candles?
Speaker 6: They're a good number of years old at this point.
Speaker 6: Because I don't know what to do with them. You
Speaker 6: can't throw them out. I'm afraid to light them, and
Speaker 6: I don't want to transport them in my car, so
Speaker 6: I just leave them in the garage them away.
Speaker 5: Are they older than Cooper?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Did you get them in the nineties? No.
Speaker 6: I got them in a fireworks store in Pennsylvania and
Speaker 6: brought them home and then I just never did anything
Speaker 6: with them.
Speaker 2: I'll turn it, bro, you're so cool you would again.
Speaker 2: It's the nineties.
Speaker 6: I'm doing now, Yes, Glad I could add that.
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